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Diarrhea, CHA! CHA! CHA! by Horace Cox	Sep 25th, 2008 04:08:27 AM
Chicks in bikinis with The Scoots? Oddly enough, I'd probably watch that. Nothing like a bit of Trouser Chili to liven up a night of television.
Filarski was hotter before Hasselbeck fouled her by Mose Schrute	Sep 25th, 2008 04:09:29 AM
what a waste
Where's the Ugly Betty talkback? by Mose Schrute	Sep 25th, 2008 04:10:37 AM
I don't give a shit if Herc doesn't watch it; it's super popular!
Where's the Kitchen Nightmares talkback? by splungiest	Sep 25th, 2008 04:12:51 AM
Gordon Ramsay is a FAR better fit for the AICN format than fucking Ugly Betty!
Where's The Grey's Anatomy talkback by darthuser	Sep 25th, 2008 04:16:06 AM
Biggest show on TV! I want a Grey's talkback every week or I swear to Christ I'll start reading Grey's Anatomy websites for my Grey's Anatomy news. In addition to Herc's column, of course.
Where's the Hole in the Wall talkback? by whoanecron	Sep 25th, 2008 04:18:53 AM
Stupid fucking show, but I'd rather talk about that every week than Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy.
Where's the ER and Smallville talkbacks? by mach5jack	Sep 25th, 2008 04:22:52 AM
Herc, could you please clog up your column with every shitty show on TV? That way people will stop reading your column in a big hot hurry.
Love Survivor, though. by mach5jack	Sep 25th, 2008 04:24:59 AM
Keep those bikinis coming!!
Survivor in HD!! by Katie Geek	Sep 25th, 2008 04:28:14 AM
Our long national standard-definition nightmare is over. This and Amazing Race are the two shows I've longed to see get the upgrade.
Love Survivor, but by Lisa Bent	Sep 25th, 2008 04:30:50 AM
MTV's The Island is even better. If you like Survivor, you should give definitely give it a look.
Survivor and the Island are the same show by mcgowanleg	Sep 25th, 2008 04:33:24 AM
Except The Island has twice as many crazy hot swimsuit girls - and a big zero on the crone/codger index. Love both shows though.
Michelle Chase, 24 by Mose Schrute	Sep 25th, 2008 04:38:11 AM
makes me think dark thoughts
when you look like that in a bathing suit by splungiest	Sep 25th, 2008 04:41:15 AM
I'm guessig likeability is not a huge priority. Nor should it be.
HD finally! by darth girlfriend	Sep 25th, 2008 04:43:56 AM
This is the show for which the format should have been invented! Go Donkey-Kong Nerd!
Smash Brothers by Lloytron	Sep 25th, 2008 04:48:29 AM
"Why is track part of the Olympics but not Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee?" Ummm, because Smash Brothers is a fighting game and not based on the Olympics in any way? Mario was in one Olympics based game, Smash Brothers isn't the same game!!
soooooo... by VegasRon	Sep 25th, 2008 06:38:14 AM
this is what a TB full of fucking losers looks like...
soooooo... by Dazzler69	Sep 25th, 2008 06:54:54 AM
this is what a fucking loser looks like that calls TB'ers losers.
Airbrushing did wonders for those pigs. by Squashua	Sep 25th, 2008 08:29:54 AM
I mean photos.
where's the Dinner Impossible talkback? by HercsShowerRadio	Sep 25th, 2008 09:39:23 AM
Until then I have nothing to say.
I fucking love this show by slone13	Sep 25th, 2008 11:22:11 AM
Only "reality" show I watch. I did watch the Amazing Race the season my Production Assistant won though. Lucky bastard.
i'm confused by Bouncy X	Sep 25th, 2008 12:15:42 PM
people here constantly whine about how terrible network tv is and yet all this praise for this shit? interesting. granted the talkback is still a newborn so the hate might be coming later.
Survivor is awesome. by Flim Springfield	Sep 25th, 2008 01:32:25 PM
Occasionally they cast a few too many flakes, but overall it's a great game and a real test of strength, smarts and social skills.
Big Brother on an island. by Hamtaro Hentai	Sep 25th, 2008 02:03:29 PM
Zzzzz. Yes, I'm apparently one of those 'trolls' who have nothing better to do than clog up talkbacks with complaints about shows I have absolutely no interested in. Vote me out, bitches.
where are the Big Brother, Dancing With the Stars, The Hills by turketron	Sep 25th, 2008 02:26:31 PM
talkbacks and every other talkback about vapid shows that really don't warrant discussion of any kind? Please give us those and never one for Dexter or Supernatural. I don't care if reality tv shows are guilty pleasures, can they really generate much constructive discussion? BTW, the smash bros melee champ? WTF? I love that fucking game, wasted many hours playing it and owning my roomates in college... but why the hell is he on this show. I almost have to watch just to see this guy... and the bikini clad women. Please feel free to attack my hypocrisy.
Who knew pharmaceutical reps... by Son of Superfuzz	Sep 25th, 2008 02:38:40 PM
...were such articulate, thoughtful and genuinely likable people? What rotten bitches. I swear, I suspect the real reason I watch this show is to see them starve, suffer and ultimately get kicked off and have to return to their superficial little lives (unless CBS cheats and keeps them on so the hot dumb chicks win again like last season).
How to make the Survivor talkback interesting by Hamtaro Hentai	Sep 25th, 2008 03:18:41 PM
Make it about Supernatural. 9:00 ET, CW. Watch it.
Jor-El23 and Pennsy are trolling! Ban them, Herc! by Mose Schrute	Sep 25th, 2008 03:56:59 PM
Trolling and posting off-topic are against the site rules!
Agreed. The trolling on this site is completely OOC. by splungiest	Sep 25th, 2008 04:00:12 PM
Out of control. Ban their asses, Harry!
Survivor and Amazing Race are two of the best by darthuser	Sep 25th, 2008 04:04:07 PM
shows on TV. I'm down with the whole banning the asshole troll idea!
Kick-ass Supernatural & Smallville talkbacks in The Zone by mach5jack	Sep 25th, 2008 04:08:08 PM
I read Herc's (excellent) column every day, but is it the only part of AICN you guys read?
Love Survivor. Bring on the Great Troll Ban. by whoanecron	Sep 25th, 2008 04:10:45 PM
Well overdue, if you're to ask me.
Survivor rocks! I too favor banning the trolls. by mcgowanleg	Sep 25th, 2008 04:39:56 PM
Make it happen, Herc or Harry!
Ken Combooooo by Shigeru	Sep 25th, 2008 05:43:40 PM
Most people would say M2K is the current Melee champ. And don't even bring up this Mango bullshit. anybody know what I'm talking about?
The Olympic track star: almost last in a foot race? by Katie Geek	Sep 25th, 2008 07:16:27 PM
... the hell ... ???
Hmph. by Pennsy	Sep 25th, 2008 07:50:02 PM
;)
Mose Schrute = Mark Burnett? by Pennsy	Sep 25th, 2008 07:54:18 PM
Hmmm.
And the first cancellation of the season is... by Pennsy	Sep 25th, 2008 08:40:19 PM
Do Not Disturb on Fox; three episodes and done. http://tinyurl.com/426kmj
Same story: Hot chick goes first. by Son of Superfuzz	Sep 25th, 2008 09:23:56 PM
Possibly the dumbest tribe in Survivor history? Besides picking moms first (mo's before bro's) they apparently have never watched the show before and don't know that you keep the strong, young people around to win challenges! So we get an extra episode of annoying cheerleader grandma and the smoking hot chick whose crotch had to be blurred is out first!
Just when I was getting used to her acne in HD, too. by Flim Springfield	Sep 25th, 2008 09:29:48 PM

Not Michelle!!!! by bluebottle	Sep 25th, 2008 11:57:36 PM
I was totally smitten with that girl, why'd she have to go first?!? Guh, why do they keep picking these people who make stupid strategic choices? When are they going to learn that what's interesting about the show isn't the "odd couple" element, but when people actually make strategies - I mean, if you had two tribes made up of Ozzies and Rob "the smartest player to have never won Survivor" Cesterninos, it would make the most compelling fucking show on television.. But no, the pick idiots who vote out a strong player because she's annoying after losing two physical challenges out of the gate. And she was the cutest girl in the whole damn game - for the first time in HD! Burnett!!!!!!
why'd she have to go first?!? by INWOsuxRED	Sep 26th, 2008 12:49:50 AM
Because she practically had a checklist of things to say to insult everyone on the tribe and alienate them right before voting? I know they already planned to vote her out, but she made sure none of them second guessed the decision.
Dumbest...tribe...ever. by Ninja Nerd	Sep 26th, 2008 09:07:41 AM
The FANG tribe is the biggest group of idiots I've seen on this show. Crystal doesn't look or perform (so far) like anything resembling an Olympic track star. KOTA should just cream these folks. Professor Bob is cool and smart...like Yuo Ming. Looks great in HD...about time, CBS!
No way are they the dumbest tribe ever by INWOsuxRED	Sep 26th, 2008 10:21:28 AM
Chet? Ice cream boy? That guy who gave his idol away to the girls who voted him out? The fans from fans vs favorites were by far the dumbest tribe ever. This new tribe is only kinda dumb by comparison.
Where's the Weather Channel talkbalk? by NinjaChampion	Sep 26th, 2008 12:25:58 PM

EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!! by Mr Spork	Sep 26th, 2008 03:39:45 PM
What's that....wrong Survivor, you say?
I can see why they voted out Michelle by Big Jim	Sep 26th, 2008 08:22:49 PM
She was cute but didn't seem to do anything to get on anyone's good side (except for Ken). Maybe we just didn't see it but she could have tried to work a few people to get them on her side. Maybe they thought she wasn't tough enough to hack it. But Courtney the Stick was twice as skinny and lasted right to the end; if she can do it, anyone can. Glad to see Fang wised up and got rid of Gillian on their second vote.
One thing I would like to see in HD by Itchy	Sep 27th, 2008 09:02:33 AM
is me plowing Amber's ass while she chowed down on Colleen Haskell while Jenna Morasca and Elisabeth Filarski 69'd in the background.
lol by slkboxrman	Sep 27th, 2008 06:59:46 PM
i laughed when the olympic track star couldnt get up a hill....and then blamed it on her heavy shoes..lmao.....and they vote out the hot chick that was the first female up the hill....that track star reminds me of the female wrestler that was supposed to dominate that one season and was the first one out , i think.
oh yea by slkboxrman	Sep 27th, 2008 07:03:27 PM
glad they got rid of gillian, after a while every time she spoke i thought "mrs doubtfire" and i think robin williams was a bettr version....and can they get anyone gayer than that lawyer....at least in previous seasons, u knew a guy was gay but not that outwardly gay in voice and how he carries himself....at least they balanced out the old and gay with a nice bevy of hot girls, love corrine, and sugar(from NY, yay)actually looks better than how she looked in her pre-game interview...that ACE guy is annoying as hell....cocky fucks annoy me
Cocky guys annoy me too, but they make for good contestants by Big Jim	Sep 27th, 2008 07:51:03 PM
like Johnny Fairplay
Anybody Who Watches This... by christian66	Sep 27th, 2008 08:13:44 PM
...is a stone idiot.
I'd rather be a 'stone idiot' than a total DOUCHEBAG by CarmillaVonDoom	Sep 28th, 2008 01:59:00 AM
:P This show still holds up and it always will. So hey, christian66, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! ☺
I think without a doubt the Fang tribe ... by Itchy	Sep 28th, 2008 07:06:10 AM
may be the worst ever assembled on Survivor. The minute Crystal (The tall, black Olympian runner who couldn't run) picked the old-bag housewife as her pick when there sidelines were loaded with tall, athletic guys, I knew they were dead. It's as if these people have never watched the show before they get there .... always go strength for the first half season. Worry about the politics after youre sure you'll have the numbers at merge.
The runner and the gay by INWOsuxRED	Sep 28th, 2008 11:02:31 AM
The runner is still going to wind up in some girl vs girl wrestling type competition where she will kick the shit out of the other team, even if she obvioulsy spent the years since winning the Olympics eating donuts on the couch. Was it just me, or did the gay lawyer seem completely straight when they started and then snapped and turned into a flamboyant gay stalker when he got alone with his alliance guy? Perhaps he was planing on a strategy where he wouldn't come off as gay, but he simply can't control his mannerisms around his dreamy man? I'm not knocking him for being gay, just observing what seemed like a massive change in his manner during the show. Did I just overlook it during intros?
Survivor Gabon is a fake! by Messyjoe	Oct 9th, 2008 11:37:34 PM
I am convinced that this is faked to a major degree. They sprayed a large area with insecticide so there are no bugs to bite the contestants. All the shots are of animals hundreds of miles away. After all we don't want them scratching all the time or to catch something nasty do we? Then they made an artificial pond, stocked it with safe fish and probably added some iodine or something so it's safe to swim in. No way do you swim in anything in Gabon that is safe! I am tired of all the stupid puzzles, for which they have an army of workers hidden somewhere. Also getting the senior contestants, who then are asked to hustle in demanding physical challenges, so they are playing with a possible stroke. There is more, but this is enough. Fake, Fake, Fake!

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