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Quint watches Zack and Miri Make A Porno!!!

CRAIG ROBINSON WILL BE A STAR...WHEN HE GETS OUTTA JAIL! by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 18th, 2008 09:43:08 PM
Toot toot!
And......... by liljuniorbrown	Sep 18th, 2008 09:43:21 PM
I'm guessing you liked it?
Never really got into Kevin Smith by theBigE	Sep 18th, 2008 09:45:11 PM
But he is a guilty pleasure. Keep wondering when he'll grow out of his potty mouth phase. Never did see Jersey Girl - didn't he try? Are Jay and Silent Bob in this? Or do they play someone else?
Ooh, I guess I should have read the review first by theBigE	Sep 18th, 2008 09:47:17 PM
Ok, Mewes is in it. I was just trying to be the first poster!
I don't hate Kevin Smith by liljuniorbrown	Sep 18th, 2008 09:48:54 PM
I've always wondered why alot of posters on this site do. To each his own I guess. I trusts Quints review and i'll give it a shot when it comes out.
There's Speed Fricassee not giving a GOOD GOD DAMN!! by Speed Fricassee	Sep 18th, 2008 09:49:12 PM
Never cared for Kevin Smith. The only talent he's got is fooling America into thinking he's got talent.
Fucking shameless by drturing	Sep 18th, 2008 10:02:00 PM
Ok seriously, casting Gerry Bednob? Next week, Kevin Smith changes his name to Shlomo Apatow and starts writing a tv show called Nerds and Turds. And then he does a movie about a guy in his 40s who never got laid called "Im a fan of Kevin Smith". And then he does a movie about getting a one night stand pregnant called "Up the shitter, no babies". And then a movie about weed smokers with action called "Sour Vin Diesel". Fuck Kevin Smith, he's such a fucking hack he even steals an entire cast. I bet next year he gets a pseudo British accent and tries directing Dazzler into some kind of dark movie after he casts Jared Leto as the psycho villain.
"It has the heart" by Rupee88	Sep 18th, 2008 10:03:04 PM
sounds too much like Jersey Girl already.
this could be funny as hell by BadMrWonka	Sep 18th, 2008 10:07:09 PM
and it still won't elicit as many laughs as Ratner directing a Conan remake...
I'd like to make a porno with that Banks chick by Horace Cox	Sep 18th, 2008 10:09:45 PM
Just sayin'...
Rupee by Quint	Sep 18th, 2008 10:09:47 PM
Hehe... I will start by saying I didn't hate Jersey Girl, but Zack and Miri is not Jersey Girl. It's closer to Chasing Amy than anything else he's done. If there's a middle ground between Chasing Amy and Mallrats, this is it. Drturing - It doesn't work, but I think it's a bit unfair to just call Smith a thief. In my interview with him he talked a lot about how a lot of roles were written for his regulars and many of them couldn't do it, prompting Rogen to suggest some of his friends. I don't know if that was the case with Bednob, but there's a little more to it than Smith just stealing all of Apatow's crew for a flick. In fact, if he had filled it with his regulars I don't think it would have worked so well. It feels fresh because it's not his usual usual if you know what I mean.
I'm a recovering Kevin Smith fan... by Spacker Dave	Sep 18th, 2008 10:31:20 PM
I used to watch ViewAskew flicks all the time. I even supported him when he made Jersey Girl (hell, I bought it on dvd too to try and encourage him on his endeavor into more serious films) but after his pathetic attempts to go back to the well with the abysmal Clerks 2 I haven't watched a ViewAskew movie for a couple of years now. This fucking guy has nothing new to offer. Even this flick is one he scraped out of his decade old writing drawer. The "kids make a porno" idea is actually a movie he wanted to do after Mallrats and now over 12 years later he dusts off this tired old concept, tarts it up with the popular Apatow crew and parades it around like it's fresh. Gimme a break. Smith peaked a decade ago and I think he knows it.
Can't wait to see it by Jay Mammoth	Sep 18th, 2008 10:35:50 PM
Will be there opening night.
Wha? Clerks II is one of his best by hegele	Sep 18th, 2008 10:37:47 PM
I'm shocked you think that Spacker, i found Clerks II to be one of Smiths best pictures. The only Smith film i don't like are Mallrats and J&SBSB. I worry that the general public might be getting a little too much of Apatow's crew. Overexposure could kill the most talented of comedians.
clerks II has one good scene... by LORDRANDO	Sep 18th, 2008 10:41:45 PM
and it only works out of nostalgia for the first clerks, endless nights of beer and doobies and puttin on clerks with the fellas. Its that scene at the end when the soul asylum song plays and kevins mom is reprising the milk maid thing. Besides that it was fucking horrible.
Again, Craig Robinson is not starring in any movies soon by sloanist	Sep 18th, 2008 10:44:44 PM
For Quint to not even mention the amount of drugs he had in his car in the afternoon is fairly ridiculous.
Craig Robinson by bluebottle	Sep 18th, 2008 10:46:13 PM
IS one of the funniest things in this movie - I just wish they didn't have to go to the "it's because i'm black" with the "Black Monday" stuff... It's a cheap joke (which this film is full of, btw...)
err by bluebottle	Sep 18th, 2008 10:46:52 PM
black friday...
does it have rosario dawson dancing? by Smithys.Bark	Sep 18th, 2008 10:54:06 PM
the rooftop scene is the best of any kevin smith film....nice bouncy boobies!!! Really looking forward to this film. Its very easy to hate kevin smith, and Im choosing the road less travelled...Jersey Girl wasnt that bad!!Wasnt fantastic but wasnt the anti-christ!
Clerks II is pandering, self-serving and most of all dishonest. by Spacker Dave	Sep 18th, 2008 11:07:47 PM
It tries to be all-out edgy and hip but never once captures the freshness of the original. Clerks is an ultra low budget triumph that had something new to say at that time in the world. Clerks II is a cash-grab for that once a lifetime spark of brilliance. It is lowest common denominator film making. And most of all it was unrequited. While I know we were promised a Clerks sequel I don't think anyone was pinning for one 12 years later. The time had past. That said I really hope this new movie is a return to form but I am severely skeptical.
Jersey Girl by enderandrew	Sep 18th, 2008 11:10:56 PM
Jersey Girl isn't bad at all as a film. If you ignore all the J-Lo hype, it is a reasonably funny and reasonably touchy movie. It really only has one truly bad moment, when Ben Affleck gets out of his car, looks up to the sky and says something like "you couldn't make this easy on me" with a very ham-fisted delivery. It was nice to see George Carlin get an actual acting role, and Liv Tyler talking about masturbation was pretty funny. Kevin Smith's one arguably bad movie is J&SBSB which is one giant in-joke. The bits of actors making fun of themselves, and the entire movie is great, except the primary plot with lesbian bankrobbers, one of which mysteriously falls for Jay is pretty fucking awful. That being said, I doubt a single hater on this board is capable of writing a script one tenth as good as Chasing Amy.
jersy girl is unfairly viewed by j2talk	Sep 18th, 2008 11:41:28 PM
i mean seriously, you got the whole Bennifer thing, and then add to the fact it wasn't a typical Kevin Smith movie....nobody gave it a chance- all in all its not a bad movie....
it will give me something to watch by j2talk	Sep 18th, 2008 11:45:51 PM
as I wait for Oct 21 and Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith on DVD....
Ohh new Evening with DVD is coming already by Jay Mammoth	Sep 18th, 2008 11:58:08 PM
thanks for the heads up j2talk. And Jersey Girl was pretty good. Clerks 2 was awesome.
I liked J&SBSB by Rupee88	Sep 19th, 2008 12:15:37 AM
I don't know that I want to watch it again, but I enjoyed it the first time. But it is kind of lightweight and a big "in joke" as you put it.
Zack and Miri is Great! by frozenhamster	Sep 19th, 2008 12:29:33 AM
Caught the premiere of this in Toronto. What a hilarious fucking movie. The only problem I had was it seemed the Apatow brand was having a bit too much influence on Smith. Like his voice was being diluted at times. But at other times, when his voice is strong, the film works absolutely brilliantly.
Well, fuck. I guess I gotta give props... by The Dum Guy	Sep 19th, 2008 12:33:10 AM
To the guy who sucked in Die Flacid and made a pseudo-extra on the DVD (Gee, Bruce Willis, why'd ya go on Aint It Cool News to defend this P.O.S.?), but even his bad movies are better than most of the shit on screens now (I'm looking at College). Jersey Girl was his stab at a 'family' film. J&SBSB was so-so, more props to Will Ferrell pre-superstar mode than anything, and Clerks 2... I just couldn't get over the overlong cuts to songs and scenes that felt like shitty fan made music videos. With all that said, he is at least writing his own shit and making movies, although I really wish he'd try and branch out to new genres and "mature as a film-maker". And, I loved Clerks when I first saw it, when I was twelve years old, that and Pulp Fiction, and I still like them to this day.
Kevin does read these talkbacks, that's why I'm saying this by hallmitchell	Sep 19th, 2008 12:45:53 AM
Hey Kevin. I'm busting to read your batman comic coming out later in the year. And man, please look after yourself. I'm 150 pages into Boring ass life. Please look after your diet. It's always take away. Please Kevin. Get serious about this.
Dear Kevin by hallmitchell	Sep 19th, 2008 12:48:27 AM
You had some lost years there and you are hitting back hard. Clerks 2 rocked. 40 year old virgin and Knocked up should have been your films. I think you know that. That's why you have made this film. I predict this movie will be your biggest box office by a long shot. Don't make RED STATE. Make Ranger Danger or Green Hornet. Please in the DVd of Zack and Miri please have you and Seth riffing on film and comics and Green Hornet.
AND ITS GOOD!!!!! by BrightEyes	Sep 19th, 2008 01:04:33 AM
You hear that Dickblood you whiney cunt! tho I am sure you'll hate it anyway,
Dr Turing by DOGSOUP	Sep 19th, 2008 01:10:35 AM
I want to see that dark Dazzler movie. I was to see Jared Leto play the psycho villain in an dark Dazzler movie. Fuck you very much for putting it in my head that if you cast Megan Fox as Dark Dazzler it would do better than Ed Nortans Hulk. Fuck. DARK DAZZLER NOW!
Smith truely is a fucking brilliant comedic filmmaker by BrightEyes	Sep 19th, 2008 01:20:09 AM
I understand why people hate him= Jealousy . But still I don't get why people can't just like people like them who make it in Hollywood instead of sounding like bitter little cunts= DAnnyglover dick blood
The Dum Guy by Raphman	Sep 19th, 2008 01:46:11 AM
He actually has tried to branch out. He's written a script for a horror movie called "Red State" with a pretty original concept. Unfortunately Harvey Wienstien passed on it in favor of Zack and Miri. So it probably won't see the light of day for a while.
Clerks 2 was brilliant. Looking forward to Zack and Miri. by foreverguardian	Sep 19th, 2008 01:58:22 AM
Clerks 2 was great. it DID have all the hallmarks of the first, but the characters (and the filmmakers) had matured and evolved. That film is up there as pretty much my favourite Kevin Smith project. It has humour (both of the genuinely funny variety and the gross-out variety), heart, and is remarkably affectionate towards its subject matter as well as the audience it was aimed at. I absolutely love that film, and am looking forward to Zack and Miri as it sounds fun. Hell, if directors followed the instructions of talkbackers, we'd never get a decent film in the first place.
Raphman by The Dum Guy	Sep 19th, 2008 02:09:13 AM
I know about Red State. If he liked it so much (as in having to do it so badly) then he'd find a way to finance it. Every since J&SBSB he's needed to try something new.
Is it possible for AICN to NOT like a Kevin Smith film? by geraldbeans	Sep 19th, 2008 02:22:40 AM
Nobody apologizes in reviews when you really like a movie. That only happens on AICN when they're reviewing a Kevin Smith movie that they're not allowed to post a negative review of.
what about reaper!!! by Smithys.Bark	Sep 19th, 2008 02:39:25 AM
great fuckin show! Keep up the good work Big Kev!
I'll still catch it at the cinema but by tomdolan04	Sep 19th, 2008 03:04:36 AM
"Imagine if Knocked Up, The Player, Orgazmo and Mallrats all came into the same Petri dish, got mixed together thoroughly and then artificially inseminated Chasing Amy and you have a good idea of what ZACK AND MIRI MAKES A PORNO is" - I'm always wary when reviews say this stuff, as nine times out of ten it means it's a rip-off hodgepotch of all of the above.
Cmon, Clerks 2 had Jay kicking a can of soda by Pissed Off And Bitter	Sep 19th, 2008 04:01:45 AM
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!" That was some funny shit. And yeah anyone who didn't like the film has probably not been in that situation either. As a guy who has worked shit jobs and felt life had passed him by, I thought this movie hit the mark.
Cmon, Clerks 2 had Jay kicking a can of soda by BrightEyes	Sep 19th, 2008 04:21:07 AM
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!" Fucking right it did hahaha
sorry kev by Deagle2	Sep 19th, 2008 04:55:12 AM
Liked most of your earlier stuff but Clerks 2 was lazy filmmaking. I think I'm gonna pass on Zack and Miri, though I might watch it on DVD. I'm looking forward to Red State, though, and I'm hoping to see you take your career to the next level (and being a second-rate Apatow is not a good way to go).
Smith's got a knack for dialogue. by malificus	Sep 19th, 2008 06:22:14 AM
He should make his hay by smoothing out clunky dialogue in mediocre scripts. His direction still needs work, did he study anywhere? He sems like someone with a lot of natural ability but who's learned a lot of bad habits that are contrary to fundamentals. I've given Smith my fair share of swipes, but I don't wish the guy any ill. Good luck with the new flick, personally I'd really like to see him deliver a flick that would just slam dunk it. Is this film it? Probably not. He'll deliver it late in his fifties and die of a heart attack before it premieres and get rooked out of gloating.
Chasing Amy is really, really stupid by Laserhead	Sep 19th, 2008 08:12:32 AM
It's simply immature for a man to judge a woman because she got double-teamed by a pair of scumbags, among various other things, and the way to fix it and find true love is to invite a threesome with your girlfriend and best friend. Yes, seeing your buddy fuck your girl will cure you of your values (whoops-- I mean 'insecurities'). That threesome is such a ridiculous suggestion and so out of character. Plus, gentlemen, it's quite alright to deny your love to a girl because historically she's proven to be an indiscriminate cum-dumpster.
But how is the porno aspect? by Sith Witch	Sep 19th, 2008 08:42:21 AM
How explicit does it get, but more importantly: Does the film end with an upbeat feel about the genre, or does it cop out like every other movie on the subject, deeming it as dark, and that true love is so important that making porn should be eschewed totally in its favour?
RED STATE by Elemeno Pee	Sep 19th, 2008 09:06:22 AM
Will start shooting before the year's end and prove Kevin is a real filmmaker.
I'd rather eat my own shit than see another KS movie by Drunken Rage	Sep 19th, 2008 09:08:18 AM
And, honestly, AICN, could you suck his dick any harder? Damn. Talk about a hack. And, uh, BrightEyes, "Smith truely is a fucking brilliant comedic filmmaker" is about the most moronic post I've ever read on this site. And you stupidly misspelled "truly."
I'm sold by justanothermoviefan	Sep 19th, 2008 09:08:42 AM
I'm seeing this film in the theaters. It's unfair to compare Smith to Apatow. Could they be any different? Doesn't Apatow just keep the cameras rolling, allowing improvisation? I think Smith said something about being a little less protective of his script this time out, but still...
There's only one Return...of the Jedi by Brody77	Sep 19th, 2008 09:32:36 AM
You know, this speech woulda been so much funnier if I hadn't seen KS already do it on his second Evening With dvd... Anyway, does Elizabeth Banks get her kit off?
JaSBSB gets a pass... by rev_skarekroe	Sep 19th, 2008 09:34:03 AM
...just for Chris Rock's racist Spike Lee character. That's some funny stuff right there.
Does Banks get naked ??? by Faust_8	Sep 19th, 2008 09:36:48 AM
That's the real question that no one seems to be answering
Oh fuck me.....this is the worst sounding film EVER!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 09:37:42 AM
EVER!! Seriously people...use your fucking heads. Switch to florescent lighting to cut down on energy cost and DON'T PAY TO SEE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH. This shit will make Freddie Got Fingered look like Dr. Fucking Zhivago.....JESUS CHRIST!!
Quint-- shame on you.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 09:44:30 AM
You're right on 90% of the time. But every once in a while you get all hyped up for one big lumpy pile of shit such as this prize. Why fall into the trap and promote this? Because its Smith and Apatow, and thats just what you're obligated to do since you are an internet film reviewer? Fuck that. Make a stand!! Say fuck this shit. The teaser for this crap was fucking horrid. It was some of the most unfunny horse shit I've ever sat through. Seth Rogen is obscenely overused. This guy needs to take a 5 year hiatus. I was sick of his fucking face 2 years ago and its right about time to fuck off.
No, does Rogen get naked? by gruntybear	Sep 19th, 2008 10:05:32 AM
He's come so close so many times; only to leave us at tease, tease, tease. When do we get the "full Seth?"
Smith's got a knack by Laserhead	Sep 19th, 2008 10:15:53 AM
for bad dialogue, stale camera work, and haranguing the audience about what he deems sexual hang-ups. This shit was old in 1995.
Laserhead -- I disagree by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 10:27:50 AM
It was funny in 1995. It was old in 1997.
My favorite part is when one of the characters by zappaman	Sep 19th, 2008 10:50:47 AM
says "dick". Oh, wait...that's EVERY character EVERY 20 seconds. Not to mention, this movie is waaaay too long. It takes 45 minutes to even get to the idea of making a porno. Oh, and the dancing around montage while in STAR WARS gear? Embarassing. I laughed 3 times thanks to Justin Long. Nice try Kevin. You know you suck so now you try to ape Apatow? Sooo original.
zappaman -- Star Wars jokes?!!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 10:54:12 AM
Get the fuck out of here!! Are you kidding me?!! That is beyond fucking pathetic.
Kevin Smith should KEEP making movies... by Kid Z	Sep 19th, 2008 11:34:17 AM
... and STOP writing comics. I have a recurring nightmare that I pick up a Fantastic Four written by KS and he's revamping (okay... cribbing) the Galactus Trilogy. But, in the penultimate scene, instead of Galactus showing up as the villain it's f**kin' Mysterio again!
like / hate with Kevin Smith by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 19th, 2008 11:43:06 AM
hes just a hit or miss kinda guy, like ALOT of writer / directors out there. i DO see how split people are with him though...you either like his movies and find them funny....or you DONT....period. Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks 1, and Jay and Silent Bob are my favs, Clerks 2 has its moments (loved the Star Wars fan VS. LOTR fan battle of words) but it gets old...and i didn't even bother seeing Jersey Girl...that film looks about as fun as being dragged through a pig-pen with broken glass in it...just looks boring and unfunny.
oops by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 19th, 2008 11:45:06 AM
forgot Dogma...i liked that one, well...most of it anyway
Kevin Smith should pull his tongue out of Apatow's ass.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 12:18:54 PM
...and rightly FUCK OFF!!
Chasing Amy... by OBSD	Sep 19th, 2008 12:20:34 PM
I admit that I loved that movie when it came out, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized how disjointed of a film it really was. It was actually 2 seperate films. First, it was a film about a guy winning over a lesbian and how that affects her life. But Smith decides to steer the movie away from that story and goes directly into a second story that has almost nothing to do with what came before it. This new story is about a guy that can't handle his girlfriend's previous sexual exploits. They never go back to the lesbian thing at all. The ywo halves are so different, they would almost work better as two short films than as one long film with two storylines.
gruntybear by unionJACKass.webs.com	Sep 19th, 2008 12:27:06 PM
If he and Elizabeth Banks do, it'll be Princess Leia and Jabba The Hutt parody, eh?
Also, by OBSD	Sep 19th, 2008 12:28:39 PM
I heard that Kevin Smith stole the basic plot ideas for Chasing Amy (and some scenes verbatium) from something a female acquaintence of his actually went through. Anyone else heard this?
Most Important Question: by TechLord	Sep 19th, 2008 12:37:46 PM
Does Miss Banks show off her delicious titties or not? ( o Y o )
If even 90% of Smith's work is shit.. by malificus	Sep 19th, 2008 12:44:17 PM
..that's 90% more shit than you pricks who instantly jump on the guy have ever produced. Give the fucking guy credit for at least producing, I give comic creators living HELL because I've done my own book, so thereby I walk the walk. The only reason you're all so quick to jump in his shit is because he comes off as a fairly decent guy who wouldn't kick your fucking asses for mouthing off like you do, even though I would. Don't say anything here you wouldn't say to someone's face if you had the chance and most of you Smith bashers would belly up to his table and get geek-faced to have lunch with him and Mewes and you know it. I find most of his work mediocre but I'm not gonna sit here and bash something I haven't actually seen, nor attack him personally when I've never met the man.
malificus by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 01:07:50 PM
Oh shut the fuck up. Since you choose to brag about being an accomplished author, then walk the fucking walk and post a link where we can find your work. Until then-- shut the fuck up and quit whining. I love this, "Say what you would say to someone's face," argument. I got news for you. This isn't the same as saying it to someone's face. Its the fucking internet-- cocksucker. I don't have to be polite. And can sit here and tell you to fuck off and swallow my urine and get a chuckle out of it, knowing it upsets you. I myself never once attacked Kevin Smith personally. Personally he seems like an awesome guy. His films suck fucking asshole and I will attack him on his lack of talent accordingly. P.S. Fuck off.
I'd rather eat my own babies by hatespeech	Sep 19th, 2008 01:21:01 PM
smith is shit
DICKs got a point by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 19th, 2008 01:30:10 PM
for one, this IS the Internet....where everyone has balls the size of canteloupes, a super model wife, and drives a Bentley with cash shooting out the muffler as you putter down the street...so yeah...the whole "say it to my face BLAH BLAH BLAH"...really, FUCK IT...it wont get you ANYWHERE on the internet, people have DICK for credibility on the internet and the "say it to my face" crap simply shrinks it. and two, TRUE...he didnt insult Kevin Smith and to be honest...Kevin Smith comes off like the type a guy who...well....frankly dosent give a fuck what people think, and thats a good thing to an extent. Uwe Boll is the prick that takes shit personally, he beats the hell out of shit-talkers, because he takes insults to his P.O.S. movies personally...which is twat-ish of him.
hatespeech by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 19th, 2008 01:36:18 PM
come on man...admit it...youd eat your babies anyway
Hey Dannyglover by malificus	Sep 19th, 2008 01:43:22 PM
when's the last time you got laid, asshole? EVER? I didn't brag about being being an "accomplished author" but apparantly YOU seem to think I am, and I would thank you for the compliment were you not such a goat-dick sucking turd and your opinion meaningless to me. Yeah, it's the fucking Internet, congratulations to you for figuring that one out you cuntrag, what you are defending is your "right" to sit at your cheetos-dusted keyboard and launch insults with impunity because unmitigated pussies like yourself need that to pump up your non-existant egos. I get it, I just think bottom-feeders like you are the brown stain of the world's underwear is all. Let's go around and trade insults like 14 year old Halo bitches on x-box live, shall we? Oh wait, let's not I myself have a life to live and I'm off to live it. Feel free to lurch around the AICN boards like the social maladroit you are and continue to spew your valueless vendective though. Judging by how often I see you posting here you don't seem to have much else going on. Later for you loser.
Quint by fiester	Sep 19th, 2008 02:04:44 PM
What's the lowdown on the FEMALE nudity in this film? Who shows the goods, what goods, and how good are the goods?
Think I would rather rent a On Demand weak ass porno... by Yoda's Ball Sack	Sep 19th, 2008 02:15:40 PM
instead of seeing this weak looking movie.
malificus, what book have you done? by mrfan	Sep 19th, 2008 02:40:48 PM

malificus by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 02:45:57 PM
You have proven to be far more childish and idiotic then I could ever hope to be. Furthermore you are boring and repetitive. You throw out words like impunity and unmitigated to sound clever and educated. Okay. That doesn't change the fact that you're a whiny cunt screaming and crying about Kevin Smith attacks.....how noble. This is exactly what a well written person should spend his time doing. Of course-- I don't have much going on and you do....so lets see if you respond to this post. P.S. When I say you are worthy of gargling my piss, thats not just internet tough guy talk....if you walked up to me on the street and explained who you were, I would still allow you to gargle my piss. Nice and fresh.
Seth Rogen sucks balls! by alienindisguise	Sep 19th, 2008 03:10:42 PM
He's annoying as all hell and "acts" the same in every piece of shit he's in. Someone please get this fat Ronald McDonald looking goof out of Hollywood
malificus by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 19th, 2008 03:12:16 PM
whoa dude....chill. i bet that vein in your forehead is just pulsating right now isnt it...fingers trembling with anger on your keyboard, relax bro...nothing to get worked up about.
hell.....ill ask by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 19th, 2008 03:14:10 PM
so what book didja write??? malificus, curious
DannyGlovers by shartron	Sep 19th, 2008 03:24:25 PM
You are pure class all the way.
DannygloverS_DICKBLOOD by BrightEyes	Sep 19th, 2008 03:46:21 PM
WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by BrightEyes	Sep 19th, 2008 03:47:53 PM
Yeah your real original , Now You've taken my whiney cunt line that I've been using on you in every talkback. Douche Nozzle
BrightEyes by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 19th, 2008 03:58:44 PM
Did I really? If that line is indeed yours-- then fuck that, you can have it. Douche Nozzle? Yeah that Massa/Merrick lingo is real hip dude. Fuck off and die of thyroid cancer.
Hi, I'm DGDB by shartron	Sep 19th, 2008 04:56:15 PM
I LOVE to insult everyone in the forums to make myself happy. Show some maturity Dannyboy and type like an adult. As of right now, I almost loathe seeing your name show up before one of your infantile posts. Go take your anger out on your 30 cats in your doublewide.
Laserhead by enderandrew	Sep 19th, 2008 06:33:00 PM
You don't get it. The subject of the fight doesn't matter. I've also had people suggest that her character is impossible, but I know women who've bounced back between women and men. Some people don't know what they want. Or they object the hint of a threesome saying that doesn't happen in real life. I have friends who are swingers. I've had threesomes myself. Lemme tell you, it does happen. But none of that matters. The point of the movie is that you can be absolutely stupidly in love with someone, fuck it up, and spend the rest of your life in regret to an extent. You open a door, and you can't just fix it. Every single Hollywood rom-com is the same. Boy meets girl. They fight. In the end, they kiss and make up. Chasing Amy is the only movie that says, sometimes real life isn't that simple.
OBSD by enderandrew	Sep 19th, 2008 06:39:12 PM
Kevin has said in QA sessions that he was worried the story wasn't realistic, so he ran it past Gwen Turner (who wrote American Psycho, L Word, Go Fish, etc) and she signed off on it. As a lesbian, she may have suggested scenes from personal experience. She has a cameo in Chasing Amy, as well as Dogma. And it is a shame she's gay, because she is really hot and a very good writer.
mrfan by malificus	Sep 19th, 2008 09:48:54 PM
http://tinyurl.com/48uzyk
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by BrightEyes	Sep 19th, 2008 11:45:15 PM
play dumb, its what you do best. Your such a cool guy online!
you're by VegasRon	Sep 20th, 2008 01:44:56 AM
dumbass.
Remember when the nation laughed at DannyGlovers_DickBlood? by MCSuchandsuch	Sep 20th, 2008 08:45:01 AM
When Apatow ripped into him in such a subtle way at San Diego and Conan? Where Conan's audience roared with laughter at the fact that someone would come up with that name, and use such wit as "fart on American cinema"? Everyone laughed at how there can be such a loser. Some people on here might think it's cool and evidence that you're "famous". Most realize it's sad, and shows that that will probably be your most public contribution. Think about that, when you die, that is what in your heart of hearts you know you will be known for. Judd Apatow and Kevin Smith continue to get paid millions to hang out with their friends. You're breaking your back and knee-deep in debt, I would assume. Way to show them.
Chasing Amy by The Brains	Sep 20th, 2008 08:53:13 AM
I remember one night my roommate came home after seeing "Chasing Amy" and she said that as a woman she felt "trapped" watching that film. She just didn't feel good and kept going on about it. All I could say was "Snootchie snootchie Susan Lucci!"...but this brought no comfort to her.
Kevin Smith... by fasterpussycat	Sep 20th, 2008 01:52:29 PM
Wait! I remember him! He made one good movie years ago...and this morning he asked for a few bucks to wash my windshield as I waited at a red light. I was going to give him a twenty out of sympathy but then I remembered I paid cash money to see JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK so I smacked him with the car door and ran him over when the light turned green. It's okay. I put him out of his misery. Let's remember the good times and forget he hasn't had an original idea since the 90s.
malificus, thanks. by mrfan	Sep 20th, 2008 06:51:00 PM

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