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Bruce Willis To Direct A Movie (He'll Star In It, Too)!! Sounds Like Has All Kindsa Funky Stuff In It...

First by Nite Owl III	Sep 17th, 2008 12:25:42 AM
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Campbell by boardbrtn	Sep 17th, 2008 12:27:46 AM
I thought it was meaning Bruce Campbell
i cant take my eyes off by Nite Owl III	Sep 17th, 2008 12:29:50 AM
all the mistakes in the title
not that im perfect or anything by Nite Owl III	Sep 17th, 2008 12:31:05 AM
but c'mon. you forgot 2 whole letters in the mans name and didnt close the parenthesis
what the hell? by BadMrWonka	Sep 17th, 2008 12:31:28 AM
I have no idea what the hell this is going to be about...
or did you by Nite Owl III	Sep 17th, 2008 12:31:48 AM
thank god i double check before i go bashing a mans parenthesis
But, can he come back for his Q & A? by The Dum Guy	Sep 17th, 2008 12:36:33 AM
Really, can he come back and answer all those burning questions (he never said who'd win in their prime, Arnold or Stallone). Oh, well, I guess he can use that (if he does do it) for another DVD/Blu-Ray extra on the disc.
There'll be a Q&A... by MaxTheSilent	Sep 17th, 2008 12:39:19 AM
...until the move actually makes money. Then he'll drop us like a bad habit. That's what happened with DH:4. "I don't need nerds anymore, I've got dumb people going to see my crappy sequel!"
If a male is playing Joan, this will rock? by V'Shael	Sep 17th, 2008 12:50:52 AM
It makes no sense.
er...what? Hes the ghost-father whose in love with his daughter? by Mike_D	Sep 17th, 2008 01:01:54 AM
wtf?
Hudson Hawk II by otm shank	Sep 17th, 2008 01:07:24 AM
?
Gay softporn rocks Merrick's world? by MisterE	Sep 17th, 2008 01:14:22 AM
?
I read that synopsis three times by Xiphos_2	Sep 17th, 2008 01:29:39 AM
And all I got out of it was Bruce wants to nail his daughter Joan? and that his character is nuts or something? Anybody have a clue as to what this is about?
it better be kieran culkin playing Joan by Holodigm	Sep 17th, 2008 01:30:47 AM
Thor knows we need more Culkins dressing up in drag
Can't help but think about his kids running around by GQtaste	Sep 17th, 2008 01:33:44 AM
Hollywood partying like rock stars when it comes to this story. Knowing whats her face is out there fucking, sucking, snorting anything that comes her way. Rumer I think her name is cause there is two other ones that are his children.
my head is spinning, by frankenfickle	Sep 17th, 2008 01:56:24 AM
someone make sense of this.
Poorly written article by Madines Sideshed	Sep 17th, 2008 03:40:59 AM
....if Willis or one of the other two guys plays Willis' daughter it will rock? What the fuck are you talking about? Can we get someone in here to tell us the real story. This is a fucking shambles.
Is Merrick on drugs? Is that why everything's looking "funky" ? by V'Shael	Sep 17th, 2008 05:06:15 AM
Seriously dude, sober the fuck up and learn to speak English.
Report from IMDB on who's playing Joan: by Chief Redcock	Sep 17th, 2008 05:19:55 AM
Gus Van Rant
Hmm,Sounds bad. Just make Hudson Hawk 2 by pokadoo	Sep 17th, 2008 05:51:35 AM
...while Danny Aiello's still alive(Assuming he is).
BRUUUUCA WILLIS by The Amazing G	Sep 17th, 2008 06:54:29 AM
will be he be in Willis Space? (lol Hellsing reference)
and and by Dazzler69	Sep 17th, 2008 07:07:42 AM
Because it's needed twice for a "Culkin".
That'll Be Tricky for a Novice Director by cowboyone	Sep 17th, 2008 07:08:50 AM
Dunno. Not sold.
ugh by elkylos	Sep 17th, 2008 08:39:43 AM
I was intrigued until the name Owen Wilson appeared.
it was high time he did so! by cifra	Sep 17th, 2008 08:40:19 AM
Hudson Hawk would have been way better if he had total creative control, imho... and I love it already! Sooo underrated!
I've got an idea by Abominable Snowcone	Sep 17th, 2008 09:07:05 AM
DI5 H5RD
How about a report on The Surrogates by kafka07	Sep 17th, 2008 09:38:03 AM
My friends were extras in it, so I am biased.
2 Hudson 2 Hawk by Dr Gregory House	Sep 17th, 2008 09:51:41 AM

Elkylos by wontyouletmeknow.	Sep 17th, 2008 11:10:58 AM
Man, have you seen 'The Darjeeling Limited'? It's very good, albeit sometimes pretentious because of the strange Jason Schwartzman short at the beginning. Owen Wilson is fantastic, and I truthfully say, I never thought those words would flow from my fingertips. Check it out, man.
No more Q+A for him. He dumped us, remember? by ArcadianDS	Sep 17th, 2008 11:30:05 AM
If AICN does another Q+A for Bruce Willis, then they're fully exposed whores. He used AICN as his starter wife, and once he had enough money made on his movie, he abruptly canceled all contact and participation with AICN. He's a phony and AICN should tell him, 'get lost baldy' and let his movie sink like the concrete turd that it is.
Walter B, Where Ar't Thou? by Spandau Belly	Sep 17th, 2008 12:01:17 PM
He's lurking somewhere in the talkback! Watching, waiting, playing us like a game!
You guys do realize that... by Darth Macchio	Sep 17th, 2008 12:30:03 PM
...LFoDH was actually a sequel to a mutant juice combination of '16 blocks' and 'Hostage' only without corrupt cops and without Walter's real daughter. I like Wiseman's Underworld series even if most here don't but LFoDH is not remotely a 'John f'kin McLane' movie! We all know the reasons it sucked...(although Maggie Q is an added super bonus with tons of potnetial...but no, she's a 'dead asian hooker bitch' in LFoDH. Assholes. And what the fuck does 'Live Free' have to do with anything other than giving a distant middle finger to Superman Lives? Don't ask me how I came to that conclusion...I ate like 40 pieces of cinnamon toast and was practically possessed at the time) WalterB as director? Sounds bad but I'd have to see it to know it...
Yeah, Walter B. fucked us over. by GQtaste	Sep 17th, 2008 12:44:11 PM
He talked the talk after Sly told him the scope but just gave us a little taste, if anything at all. Basically came on here one night and fought w/ a bunch of folks over who he was and how 'great' Die Hard 4 was gonna be. And this nepotism for his kid is atrocious. Johnny Voight never went to the lengths that Bruno has gone to get his kid into the film business. And look how Angie repaid him. If her daddy wasn't John V. she'd be a waitress or a high class pro in L.A. And she won't even speak to him for the last several years. Bytheway, Jolie is her middle name. She took the Nic Cage route and didn't want the 'baggage' that went from coming from a famous family. Of course everybody in Hollywood knew who they both were. I can see it now, the stars of the future. Zoe Kravitz, Will Smiths kid, and Rumer Willis just to name a few.
It should have a cameo from Mori... by Alonzo Mosely	Sep 17th, 2008 01:00:06 PM
As a guy who refuses to acknowledge the BW character, but insists he is a fake...
Bologna marker screwdriver... by Hugh G Rekshun	Sep 17th, 2008 01:16:06 PM
...and also: Tissue fan heartburn telephone. Notepad.
GHOST? Still infatuated with THE SIX SENSE, Bruno? by RenoReno	Sep 17th, 2008 01:18:10 PM
I know you liked working in that movie a lot, but doing a similar thing dont think is the best idea.
vanity project by mrbong	Sep 17th, 2008 01:55:08 PM

I am sure he can direct as good as he sings. by disfigurehead	Sep 17th, 2008 02:35:02 PM

Angelina Jolie would never have been a waitress. by V'Shael	Sep 17th, 2008 02:38:35 PM
But as a high class ho, I think she'd have made more money than god.
Wally B make Moovie! by FILMFUNK	Sep 17th, 2008 05:31:15 PM
sounds weird about a girl thing what!?
Vadge: The Movie by The Winged Doucheman	Sep 17th, 2008 06:29:27 PM
Sure sounds like it.
Owen Wilson will be playing "Owen Wilson". by Mr Spork	Sep 17th, 2008 08:32:40 PM
Unless he learns to....you know.... "act" before making this movie.
BEST QUESTION ASKED OF SLY by Chief Redcock	Sep 18th, 2008 07:04:51 AM
And I quoth noted sage Gus Van Rant some two years ago: "Have you ever given Frank Stallone a blumpkin?"
Clint Howard just called by ArcadianDS	Sep 18th, 2008 09:15:18 AM
wants to know if he can direct your home movies. Promises 16 weeks of talkbacks.
Bruce where art thou? by Charlie_Allnut	Sep 18th, 2008 02:20:44 PM
Yet another action star who has lost his rudder, and has been wandering aimlessly making bad movies for about 10 years. Bruce needs to start doing similar movies to Bogart in his later years...I could see him as the grizzled noir detective, or in movies like High Sierra or The African Queen.

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