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Art Last!! Reviews Of BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA Arrive On The Internets!!

Fucking awesome! by LordPorkington	Sep 16th, 2008 11:31:32 AM
This sounds like the best movie since The Love Guru!
I heard this was just like The Godfather... by Rando Calrisian	Sep 16th, 2008 11:33:00 AM

And branding savvy? by LordPorkington	Sep 16th, 2008 11:33:53 AM
Sounds like a studio plant to me. Would a casual viewer watch the movie and then think 'Hey, that didn't contain any of the footage I saw in the trailer!'? Very suspicious if you ask me. And I know you didn't ask me, but I'm saying it anyway...
Better than TDK! by johnnykool	Sep 16th, 2008 11:35:37 AM
Dare I say it? Oh, I dare.
Beverly Hills has it all by Heckles	Sep 16th, 2008 11:37:12 AM
Cop, Ninja, and now Chihuahua. You put Beverly Hills in the title and the screenplay just writes itself.
shudder by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 16th, 2008 11:38:06 AM
ack, ill pass for the sake of not being stricken blind by this rancid shit-storm of movie, talking animals are NOT funny in my opinion...unelss your 5.
Funny clip by ballyhoo	Sep 16th, 2008 11:38:57 AM
I laughed.
Beverly Hills by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 16th, 2008 11:39:37 AM
put Beverly Hills in the name of the movie (excluding films made in the 80s)...and expect LOW as hell numbers in the box office...wasnt Ninja a FLOP???...well Chihuahua will continue that legacy im sure
Ever since Axel Foley... by terry1978	Sep 16th, 2008 11:41:10 AM
Hollywood has determined that sticking Beverly Hills in front of any cliche suddenly can be a movie. Beverly Hills Ninja, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and a bunch of direct-to indie flicks that I can't recall. I'm waiting for Beverly Hills Serial Rapist personally, that will be the contender for certain.
IMDB #1?? by biffy88	Sep 16th, 2008 11:45:13 AM
It WILL happen.
hmmm.... by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 16th, 2008 11:50:09 AM
terry1978....i think your on to something, id see it
The champagne of talking dog movies. by cookylamoo	Sep 16th, 2008 12:14:55 PM
When will see see a Koala movie where he talks like Crocodile Dundee? Hurry, before they're a all extinct.
Beverly Hills . . . by Nico Toscani	Sep 16th, 2008 12:34:17 PM
Beverly Hills Cop, Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Ninja, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills, Slums of Beverly Hills, Troop Beverly Hills.
And let's not forget... by seanny_d	Sep 16th, 2008 12:37:31 PM
The Beverly Hillbillies. You see what they did there? So clever.
Rather see Echo Park Chihuahua by Heckles	Sep 16th, 2008 12:38:17 PM
That would be one gangsta f'n Chihuahua, holmes!
Kids movies are not family movies by Bentley_Bear	Sep 16th, 2008 12:48:05 PM
My kids love Son of the Mask - which isn't a horrible film - for kids My kids love Batman and Robin. My kids are dying to see this
"colorful"??? by HoboCode	Sep 16th, 2008 01:11:58 PM
Please don't have more children.
Chihuahua Escape from New York by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 01:17:22 PM
These will write themselves
Born in East LA Chihuahua by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 01:17:54 PM

Mississippi Chihuahua Burning by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 01:18:21 PM

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 01:19:03 PM
Chihuahua!
Fargo Chihuahua by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 01:20:16 PM
Okee Dokey, aye carumba!
hmmm..... by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 16th, 2008 01:27:25 PM
just have the bastard say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and roll the damn credits, i bet some walk out of the theater and say "that was the longest Taco Bell commercial ive EVER seen".
...... by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 16th, 2008 01:27:46 PM
just like The Notebook was the longest douche commercial EVER.
Citizen Chihuahua. by cookylamoo	Sep 16th, 2008 01:29:53 PM
Rosebud is the chew toy.
Burbank Chihuahua lives across the street from me by The Winged Doucheman	Sep 16th, 2008 01:34:24 PM
with his 15 family members in a studio apartment. I kiiiiiid. This is a great movie...for me to poop on.
Nice ...little Rifftrax love... by ribbitking	Sep 16th, 2008 01:46:12 PM
even though the clip is nothing like how rifftrax works, i believe their team made it... totally nails people's response to trailer
biffy88 by The Brains	Sep 16th, 2008 01:48:55 PM
it will be #1 on IMDb for a few weeks but then the hype will cool down and will settle at #3.
Silence of the Chihuahuas by turketron	Sep 16th, 2008 01:53:19 PM
Movie begins with a chihuahua bleakly staring into the camera while "Don't Stop Believin" blares. A gloved hand holding a silenced pistol raises from the side of the screen. "Doooon't stop--" pew! yelp! screen goes black ... ... ... ... credits roll ??? PROFIT!
Beverly Hills" in a movie title... by ScottinDC	Sep 16th, 2008 02:12:22 PM
Just about always means the film is going to stink up the place...it's like putting the words "Police" and "Academy" in a title. (With exception of the first Beverly Hills cop which was a gem....but does anyone remember Beverly Hills ninja?)
Chihuahua Hard by HoboCode	Sep 16th, 2008 02:14:14 PM

There Will Be Chihuahuas by HoboCode	Sep 16th, 2008 02:14:37 PM

No Country for Old Chihuahuas by HoboCode	Sep 16th, 2008 02:14:57 PM

CHIHUAHUAS OF FUCKING MEN!!! by HoboCode	Sep 16th, 2008 02:15:59 PM

The Princess Chihuahua by Crow3711	Sep 16th, 2008 02:18:38 PM
My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my Chihuahua...prepare to die.
Confessions Of A Dangerous Chihuahua by Crow3711	Sep 16th, 2008 02:20:36 PM

Uh, Node - Remember Hulk Smash? by toadkillerdog	Sep 16th, 2008 02:25:20 PM
Just a reminder.
Revenge of the Chihuahua in a teacup!! by Smerdyakov	Sep 16th, 2008 02:57:34 PM
Please, give me a home! NOW!
Chihuahuas in the Mist by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Sep 16th, 2008 02:58:06 PM

BTW, that review was too small to be a plant, by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Sep 16th, 2008 02:59:36 PM
so I'm going to say it was a seedling.
Everything You Wanted to Know About Chihuauas* by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Sep 16th, 2008 03:04:59 PM
*but were afraid to ask Okay, I'm done.
Cry Havok, And Let Loose the Chihuauas of War. by Smerdyakov	Sep 16th, 2008 03:29:57 PM
or the Bichons, I don't care.
THE DARK CHIHUAUA by turketron	Sep 16th, 2008 04:02:31 PM
Wanna know how it got those scarrsss???
That was way too fucking in-depth. by thewoodpecker	Sep 16th, 2008 04:18:33 PM
Still, sounds decent for the kiddies.
Don't forget the Traci Lords classic... by DocPazuzu	Sep 16th, 2008 04:19:04 PM
...Beverly Hills Copulator. No, it really exists! Not that I would know anything about such a thing.
The Bat, the Cat and the Chihuahua by thewoodpecker	Sep 16th, 2008 04:26:28 PM
I'll bite you monetarily. I'll also shit on your rug and and yap non-stop.
Beverly Hills Beaver. by Smerdyakov	Sep 16th, 2008 04:51:14 PM
It's about an animal, you perv.
You killed my Chihuahua, you Klingon Bastard by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 05:11:18 PM

Willy Chihuahuanka and the Chocolate Factory by xevoid	Sep 16th, 2008 05:19:07 PM
Don't get me started on these
Chihuahuag the Dog by xevoid	Sep 16th, 2008 05:21:38 PM
That was especially clever.
"I will be taking my little girl to see it..." by gamerawangi	Sep 16th, 2008 05:23:01 PM
Man! You must REALLY hate your kid!
This movie will teach people to spell Chihuahua by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET	Sep 16th, 2008 05:30:12 PM
correctly. Finally....
BEST. REVIEW. EVER. by TroutMaskReplicant	Sep 16th, 2008 05:54:08 PM
Actually there's a great set of comments on a Cinematical article about this film http://tinyurl.com/65kb7x some woman actually starts talking about how she has a chihuahua and that the film looks "darling". Oh Satan, Satan take me away...
PPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAANNNNNTTTTTT!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! by jimmay	Sep 16th, 2008 06:10:52 PM
Seriously, what the hell? Is that even a review?
Who's Art Last? by Utamoh	Sep 16th, 2008 07:07:00 PM
Couldn't resist
"Breezy" by kesoze4	Sep 16th, 2008 07:41:08 PM
Seriously? Have you ever heard someone use this word in normal conversation? Or "hip"? So a plant it's not even funny. I'm guessing Harry et al have to run these plant reviews in return for the studios giving them interviews, advanced screenings, etc.
There better be at least one "Yo Quero Taco Bell" Joke by br1947	Sep 16th, 2008 07:44:07 PM
if so, it is officially better than Indy 4
That video was great. by dr sauch	Sep 16th, 2008 08:19:27 PM
Seriously.
Everytime a TACO bell rings, a Chihuahua gets raped by EriamJH	Sep 16th, 2008 08:47:59 PM

The Chihuahua, The Witch, and the Wardrobe by 'Cholera's Ghost	Sep 16th, 2008 10:14:22 PM
This movie looks breezy.
That video by 'Cholera's Ghost	Sep 16th, 2008 10:34:12 PM
Perfectly summed up my reaction, and possibly the reaction of millions.
"Oh no, not the chihuahuas...!" by Nasty In The Pasty	Sep 16th, 2008 10:34:19 PM
"Not the chihuahuas....AHHHHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEESS SSS!!!!"
To Live and Die in Chihuahua by ReEkOs_RoUgHnEcKs	Sep 16th, 2008 11:19:34 PM

I'm pretty sure this movie had suck written all over it by Series7	Sep 17th, 2008 12:01:11 AM
When the words George Lopez were connected to it. That man....is not funny.
forget Irak by the milf lover	Sep 17th, 2008 12:26:06 AM
we need to start bombing the fuck out of Beverly Hills if that movie is the kind of horror that crawls out of it!!
People who use the word LOLZ are 15. by xevoid	Sep 17th, 2008 04:02:22 AM
Other than that it was a great review for a possible plot.
Taco bell dog by Dazzler69	Sep 17th, 2008 07:09:20 AM
Would also be the only reason to watch this. Hell it better star him.
beverly hills NINJA is getting a se/pre quel! by ironic_name	Sep 17th, 2008 01:38:15 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5px2gy not making this shit up
divine secrets of the Chihuahua sisterhood by ironic_name	Sep 17th, 2008 01:40:47 PM

Who Chihuatches The Chihuatchmen? by Friendo	Sep 17th, 2008 02:51:04 PM

The 40 Year Old Chihuahua by Friendo	Sep 17th, 2008 02:51:49 PM

Bet it's better than "Juno" by Drunken Rage	Sep 17th, 2008 03:51:18 PM
Really. I really do.
Where's the "Space Chimps" review? by Drunken Rage	Sep 17th, 2008 03:51:55 PM
That actually WAS better than Juno.

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