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Will Smith to play the Nubian Pharaoh Taharqa in THE LAST PHARAOH written by Randall Wallace!

Wallace is a hack. by Rev. Slappy	Sep 8th, 2008 02:06:48 AM
He fucking wrote Pearl Harbor.
What!...is the capital of Assyria? by Dingbatty	Sep 8th, 2008 02:13:26 AM

Great, another "Last" film. by Finding Forrestal	Sep 8th, 2008 02:17:04 AM
File it alongside The Last Crusade, The Last of the Mohicans, The Last Emperor, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Last Mimzy, The Last Samurai, The Last Boy Scout, The Last Man on Earth, etc.
Assyrians?!? Awww, hell naaaaw by Alonzo Mosely	Sep 8th, 2008 02:17:27 AM
I'd say it was under 10 minutes, DerLanghaarige
Hey what's a nubian? and by the way Awww hell naaaaw!!!! by crazybubba	Sep 8th, 2008 02:18:21 AM
looks like 5 minutes.
Harry, you can kind of see how it will play out by bottombrick	Sep 8th, 2008 02:23:52 AM
Being its called "The Last Pharoah", keyword being last. And Smith was pretty pimp in Pursuit of Happyness, he's getting older and mayhap a little wiser with the acting chops. In fact, I was with him when he happened to glance at an Oscar and he said "I GOTS TO GET ME ONE OF THESE."
Forrestal that's good point about all those last films...maybe t by crazybubba	Sep 8th, 2008 02:26:17 AM
maybe being last gets you more attention. How to other people feel about Will Smith movies? He's a likable guy, but his movies suck. Independence Day-garbage I am Legend--garbage Ali--looks like garbage Hancock--looks like garbage Wild Wild West---garbage
What rhymes with Egypt for the inevitable song? by Alonzo Mosely	Sep 8th, 2008 02:28:02 AM
Hmm, if you try real hard, then you could rhyme Midget. I'm just throwing that out there. Somebody may want to put a midget in the script to give Will something to work with...
"NYPD!" by Finding Forrestal	Sep 8th, 2008 02:28:03 AM
"Means I'll knock your punk-ass down!"
crazybubba by caruso_stalker217	Sep 8th, 2008 02:32:46 AM
Aw HELL naw! I AM LEGEND is a good fucking movie. Gets a little shaky in the third act with SHREK, Bob Marley and Redbelt's wife, but the (original) ending is excellent. It's not perfect, but it's a lot better than we all thought it'd be. And it features Will Smith's best performance to date (yes, better than PURSUIT O' HAPPYNESS).
No Hancock quotes? by Finding Forrestal	Sep 8th, 2008 02:37:04 AM
That movie is beyond forgettable.
More like a Robert the Bruce story... by V'Shael	Sep 8th, 2008 02:48:56 AM
only he never wins in the end. I would have thought a bleak ending where he dies, would be impossible for Will Smith. But he snuffed it in I am Legend. At least he doesn't seem to have Tom Cruise's ego in that regard.
I was disappointed with I am Legend... by crazybubba	Sep 8th, 2008 02:50:06 AM
thought there would be more action. Didnt like the special effects either. looked too fake. Amazing G should do a comedy act where he only repeats Big Willy one liners. NaNaNaNaNaNa The good guys dress in black remember that Just in case we ever face to face and make contact Its the M.I.B. ya'll Bounce with me ..uh
I AM LEGEND is shite, caruso_stalker217 by Duke of Hurl	Sep 8th, 2008 02:51:48 AM

Only on AICN by crazybubba	Sep 8th, 2008 02:52:23 AM
would someone defend Pearl Harbor so passionately. Like Don King says only in america.nah nah nah nah nah nah. Its the M.I.B. ya'll
good for u octagon u get a cookie for not beign a hater. by crazybubba	Sep 8th, 2008 03:00:47 AM

All hail Pharoah Xenu!!!! by Paul T. Ryan	Sep 8th, 2008 03:19:09 AM
Or should that be heeeeeeeeelllll Pharoah Xenu? Either way, ain't gonna pay to see another celebritologist.
challenge is for the audiance not for will... by javery56	Sep 8th, 2008 03:20:32 AM
I think Will is up to it, we should know that by now. The challenge will be whether or not the audience will watche Will in a non modern role.
whats a celebritologist? by crazybubba	Sep 8th, 2008 03:24:26 AM
is that like a fake archaeolost? seriously i'm curious to what u mean.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Sep 8th, 2008 03:35:43 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
THATS TYRESE! by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2008 03:37:27 AM
but he has willy's ears.
Will Smith? by SunTzu77	Sep 8th, 2008 03:59:42 AM
That's a pass for me.
Did Scriptgirl cover this??? by medicinaluser	Sep 8th, 2008 04:05:14 AM
No wha am saying. Of all the fuckin films they could make about Egypt why pick this one shitty period and of all the shitty scientology actors why...go for Fresh prince? Paint Tom Cruise black and I will see this.
I'm just trying to picture a Pharaoh saying "Oh snap!" by ThrowMeTheIdol	Sep 8th, 2008 04:26:45 AM
Really, it sounds like a bomb. I guess it will get Will Smithized before it's finished but I can't imagine what they were thinking.
"You did NOT... by DocPazuzu	Sep 8th, 2008 04:27:33 AM
...swing that pointy shit at me!" I keed, I keed. I have no problem with Will Smith, actually.
If Gibson can do it by kafka07	Sep 8th, 2008 04:28:11 AM
Smith can too
Flush me, J, flush me. by caruso_stalker217	Sep 8th, 2008 04:45:12 AM
And I was like, "naw."
Almost everything this guy makes by papabendi	Sep 8th, 2008 04:47:03 AM
is terrible. His position at the box office means he has the ability to get practically anything made that he wants...and he wants to make bad movies. I AM LEGEND was about it for me with Will Smith; cheesy dialogue, terrible effects, no balls. I never bothered with Hancock, the trailer made it look dim. The man's got acting chops (Ali, Six Degrees of Separation) but seems to want to hang around making dull sci-fi and actioners. This film looks like an attempt to find a Brave Heart style film for him. Looks like they struggled to find the right material too.
I AM LEGEND was crap by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 8th, 2008 05:18:25 AM
Some of the worst CG i've ever seen. They took a great story and diluted it into a Will Smith vehicle. Unforgivable.
Men In Black by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 8th, 2008 05:19:44 AM
may be the last watchable Will Smith movie.
thanks amazing g by ranma627	Sep 8th, 2008 05:34:10 AM
thanks for the great laugh. What are you doing out here Fred? I liked I am Legend but also hated the third act. I have yet to see the alternate ending that I hear is pretty darn god.
i meant good by ranma627	Sep 8th, 2008 05:34:29 AM
good
Only if he grows a beard by kuryakin	Sep 8th, 2008 05:57:24 AM
A big fucking beard. A moustache would be OK if it was a big bushy one but I do not believe Pharoah would stcik to just a hairy lip. No I'm afraid it's a beard or this movie will tank. That is all.
will be a 2 hour joke $ by greekCopter	Sep 8th, 2008 05:57:43 AM

Headgeek by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 8th, 2008 06:12:45 AM
What about a Star Trek article? The series began 42 years ago today...
I AM THE LAST GORILLA IN DA MIST! by alienboy170	Sep 8th, 2008 06:17:18 AM
Whachoo lookinat, ASSYRIAN-boy?!?!
his last few by javery56	Sep 8th, 2008 06:20:50 AM
movies have not been perfect... infact they have been average, but the problem doesnt lie with smith.
"you know the difference between... by depalma25	Sep 8th, 2008 06:23:42 AM
...you and me Alexander? I make this look good."
AH YES! NUBIANS! by SamuraiCoconutWarrior	Sep 8th, 2008 06:38:06 AM
WE HAVE LOTSA THAT UHHHHHH!
Did you fuckers even see I AM LEGEND? by caruso_stalker217	Sep 8th, 2008 06:43:24 AM
Again I think there are some third act problems, but I'd say the film is mostly solid. And Smith is fucking good in it. Still bitching about the CGI? After all the bad things I'd heard I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't too shabby. Fuck you very much.
will Smith has to change his style by EyeofPolyphemus	Sep 8th, 2008 06:44:48 AM
Like Adam Sandler, David Spade, and a few other actors who were cool in the '90's, they are getting too old to play the kind of roles they used to. Will smith has done a better job than most at making the transition. as long as he does not rap the theme song. In west Nubia, born and raised...
Did everyone forget that Will Smith is actually a good actor. by rbatty024	Sep 8th, 2008 06:58:19 AM
Just because he has a certain persona doesn't mean he hasn't stretched his acting on occasion. Remember Ali? He was also the best part of I Am Legend. If you put anyone else in that role then that film would have not only sucked but probably bomb at the box office.
Yeah really, Smith has chops. He's not a fatty, like all of you by dr sauch	Sep 8th, 2008 07:07:42 AM
The people on this site are such douchebags. I mean, come on, think of some of the best movies out there, and then think of them described in one paragraph blurbs. They sound ridiculous!! You can't write this off when it's just an idea. And you know Smith can act. Come on, being a spiteful fatty won't make Harry think you're cool.
Now give me all of Egypt to rule and a packet of skittles... by The Grug	Sep 8th, 2008 07:08:35 AM
Will's gonna have to get a lot blacker if he wants to play a Nubian.
Preach it brother Caruso by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Sep 8th, 2008 07:22:04 AM
I am Legend was great. Two thirds of the movie the only thing carrying it is Will Smith because he's by himself. Comparisons to the book/Last Man on Earth/Omega Man aside it was great.
@ phoenixmagi2 by Napolean Solo	Sep 8th, 2008 07:23:03 AM
No... they will all speak American. But lest we forget, Ali, Pursuit Of Happyness... Old Willard is a darned fine actor and we all have witnessed him do whatever it takes to make his role authentic. He IS legend.
What's a Nubian? by Knuckleduster	Sep 8th, 2008 07:23:07 AM
Shit, has someone said that already?
"But, but, but, but......you're blek" by Dr Gregory House	Sep 8th, 2008 07:41:33 AM
I didn't know they got jiggy wit it back in ye pharaoh days. True dat.
Will Smith isn't... by DocPazuzu	Sep 8th, 2008 07:44:23 AM
...the problem with this project -- it's Wallace. Have you people seen We Were Soldiers? Holy shit, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. "choke... well... at least I got to die... for my country... choke..." Stinko!!!
Smith' Pharaoh & who he'll worship by Merrick	Sep 8th, 2008 07:54:07 AM
I have it on good authority that Smith's Pharaoh will worship the little known deity Aw-Hell-No.
sounds interesting by palewook	Sep 8th, 2008 08:19:56 AM
willing to buy a ticket to see this
We Were Soldiers did suck ass by just pillow talk	Sep 8th, 2008 08:27:07 AM
Probably be just like I am Legend: Smith will be good, but then the movie will fall apart at some point.
Wallace by Cobbio	Sep 8th, 2008 08:43:57 AM
I'm glad to Randall Wallace is getting back to writing. DocPaz is right, in that "We Were Soldiers" wasn't as great as "Braveheart, but "Braveheart"... what a damn well-written epic. Some of the lines in that film are so quotable they've made their way into the flow of everyday culture. "A lordship and titles, gold. That I should become Judas?" "Peace is made in such ways." "Slaves are made in such ways!" "It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom." "Are you ready for a war?" (thunderous response) "I know ye can fight. But it's our wits that make us men." "The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people." "Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today." "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" (Scottish army cheers). If Wallace composes a strong script with equally rousing and funny dialogue, I can see Will Smith abandoning the "hell naw!" persona and donning a compelling Egyptian glare. I'd love to see this, actually. What a change of pace for Smith. Who would've thought? I noticed this movie will be written by Wallace, not directed by him, which seems a good path to take. This could be an intense film.
I Am Legend... by DocPazuzu	Sep 8th, 2008 08:46:52 AM
...did fall apart. It was really good until they showed the first "dark seeker" in its awful CGI glory. At that point it began to go downhill, and after Neville was snared it completely went to shit. The dog/sundown scene was a high point, though.
I like Braveheart too... by DocPazuzu	Sep 8th, 2008 08:50:37 AM
...even though it's about as historically accurate as The Flintstones. I just view it as a fantasy movie as to not get too aggravated by it. "You have bled with Wallace... Now bleed with me!" We Were Soldiers, however, is an epic shitburger.
Randall Wallace and historical accuracy... by lynxpro	Sep 8th, 2008 08:58:01 AM
Sure, Braveheart was a good film and all, but Randall Wallace's track record with historical accuracy has a batting average below Eric von Daniken, and I think at least von Daniken is a lot more entertaining.
why call it "The Last Pharaoh"? by lynxpro	Sep 8th, 2008 09:01:26 AM
First off, the Egyptian King was not known as "Pharaoh"; that was a corrupted term by the Hebrews who didn't apparently understand that the term was a bastardization of the term "Pharaos" which was the King's palace. Once again, we have this retard term popularized. Second, the Egyptian King as an institution survived not only this but Alexander's Greek/Macedonian conquest whose dynasty lasted until Octavian and his Roman forces took control and Cleopatra killed herself. So this title already blows.
yeah, the sundown bit was good... by just pillow talk	Sep 8th, 2008 09:05:14 AM
It's a real shame the way the movie ended up going. I fucking hate the massive CGI army invasion of his home. Fucking ridiculous. Bah...might as well have made them all blurry burnt crispy people like another movie I know that took a sudden turn for the worse. I love Braveheart. Accuracy does not concern me when it entertains me. Plus I love Sophie Marceau.
YOU ARE THE LAST PHAROAH... by Shermdawg	Sep 8th, 2008 09:13:02 AM
...you possess the power of the glow.
It's common knowledge, the Nubian god was.. by PoopAgoose	Sep 8th, 2008 09:22:27 AM
Wiggidy Wiggidy Wack. I wonder if he'll wear his Pharaoh skirt half way down his ass? His headdress tilted to the side. Ain't nothin' but a P thang.
Aww, Doc by toadkillerdog	Sep 8th, 2008 09:28:49 AM
I loved We Were Soldiers! Oh, well, I guess you can't get them, all right Doc! Hah!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Sep 8th, 2008 09:37:14 AM
Thats all I have to say. This is the funniest thing I've heard all week.
Ah yes, Nubian, we have lots of that. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 8th, 2008 10:19:28 AM

toadkillerdog by DocPazuzu	Sep 8th, 2008 10:22:48 AM
Say it ain't so! Still, you've got a long way to go before you reach the zany levels of Dickblood when it comes to your taste in movies... ;)
Aww, Hell Nahrletep... by SubliminalJones	Sep 8th, 2008 10:25:55 AM
I figured I'd just throw that one into the ring.
Prequel to Hancock by samurai sark	Sep 8th, 2008 10:37:48 AM
Might as well, while they have all the sets and stuff. I don't think Charlize is busy. She was at my place last night, but she should be free to film after this weekend.
I GOT NOTHING by BringingSexyBack	Sep 8th, 2008 10:38:55 AM
That is all!
that's impossible samurai sark by just pillow talk	Sep 8th, 2008 10:52:24 AM
Since she was cleaning up my place this morning after our long Sunday night (again). I told her she can come over anytime (the wife is suprisingly understanding) but she better clean up.
Nu uh pillow talk by samurai sark	Sep 8th, 2008 11:03:12 AM
She loves ME. I have her on tape saying she loves ME. Its alittle hard to hear, because she's wearing the gimp mask, but there's a part in the tape where the soldering iron gets quiet, and yeah, you can totally tell she likes ME.
c'mon people.. this is the boytoy from "how stella.." by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2008 11:11:44 AM

okay by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2008 11:21:29 AM
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just listen to me-a I'll tell you how I became pharoah of a town called Nubia In west ethiopia born and raised On the pyramid was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all whippin some jews outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in ziare' I whistled for a chariot and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice on the mare If anything I can say this chariot is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo horse to niger' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the horses 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom It was groovy-a To sit on my throne as the Pharoah of nubia!
samurai by just pillow talk	Sep 8th, 2008 11:29:48 AM
She can have your love. Marissa Tomei is coming over tonight. We are re-enacting some scenes from "Before the Devil knows your dead". As many times as necessary.
Sorry, but We Were Soldiers was terrible. by rbatty024	Sep 8th, 2008 12:28:45 PM
It was a decontextualized mess that oversimplified and incredibly complex war. It was also incredibly sappy. The subplot with the army wives was when the film really went to shit. The filmmaker should have realized that the situation itself spoke volumes and didn't need to crank up the cheese-o-meter to a thousand. Although, I will give you that Sam Elliott was great. That character needed to be in a better movie.
Shermdawg by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Sep 8th, 2008 12:54:44 PM
Niiiiice reference. Sho' nuff.
meh.... by fartedinthefaceofhollywood	Sep 8th, 2008 01:03:25 PM
I'll admit i liked "I Am Legend" despite the CGI looking like shit....but this "The Last Pharoah" will be the "10,000 B.C." of Will Smith movies....it will come, look flashy, but get prematurely flushed down the toilet....AND suck at the same time
We were soldiers was a great by Charlie_Allnut	Sep 8th, 2008 01:25:19 PM
straight forward war film. I could have done without all the bits with the wives though. You can't deny Sam Elliot was the very definition of a badass Sergeant Major in that. Oh and Pearl Harbor sucked. Bad.
Warwick Davis to play that statue by ChittyChittyGangBang	Sep 8th, 2008 01:26:54 PM
and Martin Lawrence to cameo as Lawrence of Arabia Street. Their horses will have chromed out hoofs and a Ferrari logo branded on them.
1. No more "LAST" movies! 2. He was NOT THE LAST PHARAOH! by DrManhattansUnit	Sep 8th, 2008 01:37:23 PM
obviously! Give it a rest!
It would be good to see Smith in another genre... by Charlie_Allnut	Sep 8th, 2008 01:38:27 PM
He hasn't exactly been going out on a limb lately, which has worked out great at the box office, but I think he does have the ability to do greater things.
Cameo by Steve Martin by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Sep 8th, 2008 01:51:43 PM
or maybe Fresh Prince will re-do King Tut as a rap
From the Braveheart guy! Yes get ready for realism and historica by Damien Chowder	Sep 8th, 2008 01:55:11 PM

bruce leeroy! by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2008 02:03:54 PM

Octa - there was never a more 'innocent time' by toadkillerdog	Sep 8th, 2008 02:24:07 PM
Or, more accurately, every generation perceives that their's is the more 'inocent' time. It never is. Just perception's change. Still, I liked We were soldiers. But I also liked Platoon and and other movies that presented a more well rounded view of the men fighting in viet-nam. Viet-nam was a transition in both the culture of the United States and the military. But the military has always been far less 'innocent' and clean-cut than most have been led to believe. Take the Mauldin cartoon's of the 40's for example, they were beloved by Marines and soldiers because they accurately depicted the real conditions, not the propaganda that the likes of Patton or MacArthur wanted. In short, We Were Soldiers and Platoon stand side by side. Neither is the entire picture, but both present accurate depictions.
Aw - Afterlife - Naw by Frodo T. Baggins	Sep 8th, 2008 02:43:23 PM

"I pwn n00bians." by Mr. Nice Gaius	Sep 8th, 2008 02:48:59 PM
Heh. Anyway, BRAVEHEART still rocks. Despite its historical liberties, it's one of the greatest films ever made. "Excellent idea, sire." "Is it?"
Wrong Term, Surely... by mdf2	Sep 8th, 2008 03:24:57 PM
I would think someone who doesn't have the acting skills to be in an Egyptian period piece... Doesn't have the CHEOPS! (I know it's another historically inaccurate term, but 'Khufu' has no potential for a pun.) Personally, I'm willing to give Smith a shot, if he does end up doing this.
Braveheart by papabendi	Sep 8th, 2008 03:57:40 PM
Not so much historically inaccurate as almost completely made up. But there you go, that's Mel. You get the feeling that the British fall one space just above the Jews on Mel's love list.
Braveheart was sucky and fairly forgettable by Rupee88	Sep 8th, 2008 04:35:27 PM
One of the most overrated crappy movies of the last couple of decades...this guy is about as good of a writer as Paul Haggis.
Rupee88 by Mr. Nice Gaius	Sep 8th, 2008 04:38:06 PM
WRONG!
Ironic by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Sep 8th, 2008 05:13:38 PM
Future movie club pick?
Well, atleast Hancock was entertianing.. by Stalkeye	Sep 8th, 2008 06:45:35 PM
but smith as a Pharoh or teh rumored Capt America? Aww hell naw.
I got to get me one of these Pyramids! by GornPirate	Sep 8th, 2008 08:53:39 PM
That's what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ya Chariots all banged up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another Chariot! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at? Welcome to Egypt.
Octa by toadkillerdog	Sep 8th, 2008 08:55:15 PM
We are mostly in agreement about this. But you really should be careful about the sweeping generalizations of any time period. I was a Marine in the 80's, and let me tell you, Patriotism was no different then or now. The 80's, like every generation, produced some unique circumstances, but it was mostly in the form of excess, and even that was limited to those that could afford to be excessive. The fifties had plenty of depressing things about it. When I was a child, I loved the Tv show Happy days. I would tell my mother that I wish I could have lived back then. Everyone seemed - well, happy! The Fonz and white picket fences etc. etc. She just smiled at me, never tried to disabuse me of childhood ignorance. But as I grew up, I learned, that life aint a TV show. The dissent of sixties did not just spontaneously erupt. The teens of the sixties were kids of the fifties. The twentysomethings in the sixtsies were teens in the fifties. The radical ideas did not start with the Beatles letting their hair grow long. It did not start with Jack Kerouac either. But like most things the seeds were planted by an earlier generation and harvested by later ones.
Is there any possible way this will be good? by conspiracy	Sep 9th, 2008 12:26:07 AM
Really, it is good source material, if it were done with attention to detail and with respect. Ya know...period correct language, historical accuracy, etc...But Will Smith? I got a smart ass quip for every situation Will Smith? Hell No! I see this being nothing but an historically inaccurate vanity piece at best...a horrid action movie at worst.
This looks like it could be surprisingly by NoHubris	Sep 9th, 2008 12:52:24 AM
good. A leader, unable to both live up to prior glories and maintain the greatness that was, while losing an empire, is very interesting story IMHO.
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009? by Motoko Kusanagi	Sep 9th, 2008 02:12:39 AM
nofuckingbody
binks by ironic_name	Sep 9th, 2008 04:24:16 AM
if I can find it on the net. sho-NUFF!
completely asinine is an apt description by just pillow talk	Sep 9th, 2008 12:12:41 PM
not so much the well made and entertaining part. Damn animal cracker.
oh wait, that's the other shitty movie Ben by just pillow talk	Sep 9th, 2008 12:13:05 PM
did. My bad.
but the one where he sings in the play by just pillow talk	Sep 9th, 2008 12:14:16 PM
that was well made. shudder
The Fresh Prince Of Egypt by El Cimarron	Sep 9th, 2008 03:36:04 PM
Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and I like to take a minute and sit right there and tell you how I became the pharaoh of Egypt... Innnn West Nile bank, born and raised, at the pyramids is where I spent most of my days...
Memories-Of-Murder... by Terracotta	Sep 9th, 2008 07:19:30 PM
it's as about as ridiculous as the numerous movies depicting Egyptians as Anglos, eh? You're a moron. It's a historical fact that Egypt was ruled by Africans (it is in North Africa, buddy). Take a look at original Egyptian statues and art (non-Anglo reproductions) and check out the obvious. You probably think Moroccans aren't African, either. Will Smith as a Pharaoh is 1000% more believable than Charleston Heston as Moses (which makes me want to burst into laughter every time I see The Ten Commandments). Brace yourself---Jesus wasn't an Anglo, either. Lol. Hate on, hater. Pathetic loser.
Hancock Quotes... by Bunyon Snipe	Sep 13th, 2008 02:40:48 PM
A pint? That's very nearly an arm full!

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