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Pink!! Katy!! Scarlett!! Lindsay!! Kid Rock!! McLovin!! Slash!! SARAH MARSHALL's Brand Hosts MTV’s VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS!!

There's nothing wrong with Shia by FailureAtTheCave	Sep 7th, 2008 12:31:52 AM
You Shia-haters are a bunch of douchebags... he's all right.
Actually, he's not all right by Itchy	Sep 7th, 2008 12:35:13 AM
he's a cocknugget.
I like russell brand by imascooby1985	Sep 7th, 2008 12:59:57 AM
so I may check it out. Even though I know that if I do I will just turn it off in 30 minutes tops.
I have no clue who most of these people are. by Shermdawg	Sep 7th, 2008 01:17:08 AM

Don't do it, America! by MaxCalifornia.	Sep 7th, 2008 02:45:15 AM
Don't let Russell Brand get his foot in the door. Once he does, you'll be begging for the return to the glory days when Dane Cook was the most irritating "funnyman" around.
masturbate to the Jonas Brothers? by BadMrWonka	Sep 7th, 2008 03:25:02 AM
color me intrigued...when is this on again?
Who is this "Russell Brand" character? by Mr Spork	Sep 7th, 2008 03:46:32 AM
and why should I care?
I've no idea who most of these people are either by jccalhoun	Sep 7th, 2008 09:29:08 AM
I am glad that MTV moved the awards back to their pre-9/11 first weekend after Labor Day date from the weekend before Labor Day date they have been doing since 9/11 (although they may have done it last year I don't remember). Last years was horrible. I hope everyone involved in the decision making process of that is kept far away from this year's show
Mad Men comes on at 10:00..... by rben	Sep 7th, 2008 09:41:13 AM
so who gives a frak?
Osams Moses by Loosejerk	Sep 7th, 2008 09:58:18 AM
RIP Jerry Reed - WTF Herc
LIndsay? Then that means her carpetmuncher BFF... by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 02:00:46 PM
Won't be too far behind.
Brand by The Thinker	Sep 7th, 2008 06:10:19 PM
"British stand-up comic and chat-show host Russell Brand, 33, who stole Kristen Bell from Jason Segal in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” is hosting." Guess MTV doesn't care about ratings anymore.
Come on people, by jimmay	Sep 7th, 2008 06:18:29 PM
Don't fucking watch this shit! You know it will be horrible! You all know MTV fucks babies, you all know this will be a self-congratulatory champagne soaked young Hollywood circle jerk where the shallowest people on the planet--people like P Diddy, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and the like get together to tell each other how great they are, and yet still so many watch. All you're doing is heartily encouraging crap. I hang my head in shame.
No relation by BrandLoyalist	Sep 7th, 2008 06:59:30 PM
My name is meant to be an ironic reference to the transnational corporate oligarchy
MTV fired Brand the last time he worked for them... by rosasaks	Sep 7th, 2008 07:42:03 PM
He turned up to work on September 12th 2001 dressed as Osama Bin Laden.
For the record... by Mr. Osato	Sep 7th, 2008 08:05:09 PM
I would fuck the dog shit out of Katy Perry. Sex with another man would be highly disappointing at best. And the taste of my cum is said to have hallucinogenic effects on the female mind. So don't mind the baggage.
So they are holding this at a minor league hockey arena? by jccalhoun	Sep 7th, 2008 08:06:09 PM
Wow, budgets must be tight at MTV. The place they are having the awards in looks like some place that would hold no-name wrestling matches or something.
Blink-ney. by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:17:06 PM
As in blink and you'd miss Britney's intro. But she looks a thousandfold better than last year's train wreck.
"In the UK, we wouldn't trust George W. Bush... by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:18:02 PM
with a pair of scissors." And even that's rolling the dice on how he'd frak things up.
And Brit wins the first award for a video she wasn't even in, by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:20:21 PM
physically; it was that Japanimation stuff she did. Her FIRST video music award ever.
Russel Brand sucks my asshole by jackbauerpowerhour	Sep 7th, 2008 08:32:55 PM

I may be bailing as well, actually... by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:38:41 PM
When you had the suckfest of last year's VMA's, there's nowhere to go but up. I'm wondering just how many hours a week MTV now devotes to just playing music videos. It can't be that much anymore, what with the Hills, and Exiled, the new Super Sweet 16 spinoff.
1ST COMMERCIAL FOR 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL' DVD! by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:40:06 PM
Woot! Get the three-disc Ultimate Collectors' Editions, since that has cast auditions and Cinemax's FSM special that aren't on the Blu-Ray release.
WTF is up with Russel Brand's suck up by CalvinCoolidge	Sep 7th, 2008 08:41:45 PM

WTF is up with Russel Brand's suckin up by CalvinCoolidge	Sep 7th, 2008 08:42:36 PM
after ever performance, it's SICKENING
Goddammit, the sound keeps conking out during Lil Wayne's song. by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:45:46 PM
;) And he really should pull his pants up.
"You've seen a carreer-defining performance by the Jonas Brother by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2008 08:47:11 PM
Best joke of the night, actually. Hanson has more talent.
that wasnt britney dancing in the video? by Bouncy X	Sep 7th, 2008 08:53:38 PM
i know they made an animated one for one of her singles but she didnt win for that one. guess it was a little hard to see the scenes being shown as her name was listed during the nominations.
That Doublemint commercial was bullshit by CalvinCoolidge	Sep 7th, 2008 08:54:28 PM

i'm probably the only one who thinks so but.. by Bouncy X	Sep 7th, 2008 09:06:20 PM
Paramore = yummy looks dont equal talent but its always nice when someone i like is also hot...gotta love jailbait.
I think I broke the law looking at Haley's yellow pance... by Jim Jam Bongs	Sep 7th, 2008 09:47:47 PM
And, Russel, it's called a MICROphone, not a MEGAphone. Thanks.
who is that pretending to be christina aguilera? by Holodigm	Sep 7th, 2008 09:56:46 PM
because that sure as hell isn't her
hey kanye....phil collins called... by Loosejerk	Sep 7th, 2008 10:33:49 PM
he wants his repetitive, drum laden, synth-pop song back. Oh, and Neil Diamond wants proceed for the "Heartlight" rip-off.
what the fuck... by sharpie	Sep 7th, 2008 10:40:02 PM
was that?
you know, by sharpie	Sep 7th, 2008 11:33:36 PM
for how much i dislike paramore, that singer has a really good voice
I just watched the VMAs... by loodabagel	Sep 8th, 2008 12:06:07 AM
For the first time in my life! They were lame.
I wanna have sex with Rhianna... by Amadeo Zeller	Sep 8th, 2008 12:13:05 AM
right now. That girl has legs long enough to wrap around you twice. Lawsy have mercy!
I was wondering what T-Pain would sound like live... by loodabagel	Sep 8th, 2008 12:17:05 AM
And he barely even sung. It was obvious he was lip-synching most of the time on Got Money with Lil Wayne.
Rihanna has legs... by loodabagel	Sep 8th, 2008 12:18:58 AM
She could squeeze a man quite tightly with those. That is all.
A basic summary for all those that missed it... by lord_zedd	Sep 8th, 2008 06:39:50 AM
VERIZON RHAPSODY VERIZON RHAPSODY BRITNEY SPEARS VERIZON JONAS BROTHERS VERIZON SEX VERIZON VERIZON VERIZON KATY PERRY RHAPSODY JONAS BROTHERS NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST PEPSI SEX CATWOMAN PROMISE RINGS VERIZON
Guaranteed laughs... by AgentArchangel	Sep 8th, 2008 08:15:17 AM
...whenever the term "furious masturbation" is used.
No way! by loodabagel	Sep 8th, 2008 08:20:18 AM
Did Micahel Cera mumble something awkward and then shuffle off-stage with his head held low?
Also... by loodabagel	Sep 8th, 2008 08:21:41 AM
When Lil Wayne performed with Kid Rock, I bet that was the first time in his life he wore tight pants.
Only way this thing would be watchable by Knobules	Sep 8th, 2008 10:16:47 AM
If MTV had the balls to tell Paris Hilton she is not invited. Then had a camera rolling at the front door to film her pissy fit rant. I would watch that.
crap by Joker Gordon Levitt	Sep 8th, 2008 02:08:54 PM
that is all
What did Britney Spears do that deserved to be awarded? by Mr Spork	Sep 8th, 2008 02:26:30 PM
Other than staying out of the nuthouse longer than a week.
They had the show on Arsenio's old set!!! by MGTHEDJ	Sep 8th, 2008 03:44:54 PM
WTF?!?!? This trainwreck of a show is what happens when the 22 year olds getting blowjobs to put strippers on camera during "Spring Break" 15 years ago now run the channel.-----later-----m
Weak Ass Shit! by p0llk4t	Sep 8th, 2008 05:25:22 PM
MTV killed the radio star. Then they killed the video star. And finally they killed the music industry. I guess I can thank them for that... Love how MTV2 played music for like one year and now it's all re-runs of Real World vs Road Rules vs Sweet 16 vs Tila Tequila's band of morons. I'll give them credit, MTV has the best advertising/marketing department in the world. How else can they get people to shut of their brains and watch pointless, mindless, shit that's rerun ad nauseum 24x7. For proof of that, I offer the complete wannabe-pseudo-celeb-absolute- idot-worthless whore Tila Tequila. Way to make the intellectual evolution of our society jump 50 years back. Idiots. MTV, please change your name to MediaWhore TV...God knows you have absolutely nothing to do with music...douchebags.
The VMA's this year show how cheap MTV is now! by kguy1326	Sep 8th, 2008 11:06:10 PM
Seriously! They used the studio that that fuckin' fag show FNMTV is taped in. I felt this year's VMA's were an apologetic excuse for the past few bad ones. Sadly, this wasn't any better. Brand wasn't too bad, however I hated how apologetic and ass-kissery he acted. It made MTV seem like they had no balls anymore. When Britney Spears wins 3 awards for a video that was barely shown and not that innovative, you know video art form is dead and so is MTV. The only award I was happy with was Pussycat Dolls winning. I did like how Slash laughed at the fact Linkin Park won Best Rock video. "Shadow of the day" is a boring song from one of Linkin Park's worst albums. Christina Aguilera was good. Overall, I'd sum up the show like this. You get ready to go to the dentist to have teeth pulled. You know it's gonna be a long painful process. When you get there, he doesn't pull teeth. He just gives you laughing gas, makes you laugh, then puts you to sleep. Two hours later you wake up wondering where the hell you are and what happened. You then suddenly forget it all, and go on with your life. As if it never happened. It was a very uneventful and non-exciting show.

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