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Behold Michael, Lord Of "Bayos"!! Walmart Unleashes A Vid From The 1st Day Of Filming TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!

God help us. by worldofwarcraft	Sep 3rd, 2008 02:49:17 PM
Every one.
I confess ILM got me good with this movie by terry1978	Sep 3rd, 2008 02:57:19 PM
This was some of the most seamless shit I have ever seen, I still recall seeing the first few trailers.
God Bless Wal-mart by Diagnostic	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:24:57 PM
They just keep giving.
Wish they had downloadable by DeCypher44	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:30:20 PM
quicktime files. Choppy flash sucks.
Wal-Mart is an abomination, but Transformers is cool by dr sauch	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:35:53 PM
Seriously, the executives of Wal-Mart should be exiled to fucking deep space, so that their evil will be isolated in the vacuum for over 9000 years. I think Transformers looks good.
FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:41:31 PM

FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:41:40 PM

FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:42:08 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY! FUCK MICHAEL BAY! FUCK MICHAEL BAY! FUCK MICHAEL BAY! FUCK MICHAEL BAY! FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
You do realize Walmart is part of.... by Darth Macchio	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:46:22 PM
...the oncoming onslaught of Xenos invaders right? Walgreens used to be their front but they've shifted to Walmart. I realized this years ago standing in the parking lot of a Walgreens in a small town. I was checking the weather for rain when I looked down the street about maybe 6 or 7 blocks and lo and behold? That's right, ANOTHER Walgreens! WTF? They were in visual range of each other and that's when it hit me: secret mind communication! Plus, ever notice how your radio or cell phone goes all shitty when you drive by one? If your cell phone or radio doesn't do that it's because they're already on to you!!! You know? I think I'm going to stop typing now. Yes. Stop. Think I'll go to the fridge and get some jell-O. Yes. Jell-O.
BAY YOU MICHAEL DAMN! by BiggusDickus	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:46:42 PM
...and fuck you, MCMLXXVI, you little maggot.
You want a Transformer? HERE'S a Transformer!: by Snookeroo	Sep 3rd, 2008 03:56:00 PM
http://tinyurl.com/fw869
I would have named him Botany, not Michael... by Darth Macchio	Sep 3rd, 2008 04:03:55 PM
and I think you know why. THIS is Seti Alpha 6 you assholes!!!!!!!
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Sep 3rd, 2008 04:13:52 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
I enjoyed the first one. granted... by erichaislar	Sep 3rd, 2008 04:28:01 PM
I am not a huge transformers fan. I played with the toys when i was a kid and watched the show. But i really don't remember much about it. That being said I can see how some fans would be really pissed with what bay did to it. but coming a someone not familiar with it. I thought it was fun. It's got a lot of problems though. alot of the plot was fucking dumb and why are the robots beat to shit when they transform (even before the first fight) but when they are a car they look like they just drove off the lot. I had fun, it was popcorn fun.
Going all the Bay! by lonestaricon	Sep 3rd, 2008 04:55:49 PM
This movie is gonna be huge. Go Michael! Go Michael! Go Michael!
Snookeroo by photoboy	Sep 3rd, 2008 05:17:47 PM
That's exactly what I'm talking about. If Bay had used those designs instead of fucking everything up with robots that look nothing like the originals then TINO1 would have been half decent. It would then have just needed a decent script that focused on the Transformers themselves instead of following Shitty the Beef as he tries to get laid. Bay is such a cunt for ruining the potential of a great Transformers film.
Tom Bodet_Too by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 3rd, 2008 05:18:30 PM
What's the matter? Where's the original Tom_Bodet? Did he get booted for saying something naughty? Whichever one, there still assholes. Try commenting on a movie for once instead of being the lap dog troll for MNG and the rest of you Bay-pole-smoking enthusiasts. BTW I'm Jewish, you fucking 'tard.
Hate away, fatties! by xevoid	Sep 3rd, 2008 05:20:01 PM
Here come the mouth-breathing bay-haters.
I love Wal Mart! by worldofwarcraft	Sep 3rd, 2008 05:28:48 PM
I can understand the Wal Mart hate, but I love the place. Only place where I can get tee shirts, Wisk, a camera, a rifle, and a venus fly trap in one store. Costco, Sams Club, Target, and the like are all nice, but they don't turn me on like a big Wal Mart sign does!
Fuck You MCMLXXVI by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Sep 3rd, 2008 05:48:33 PM
Fuck You MCMLXXVI
Wal Mart should be boycotted. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 3rd, 2008 06:18:08 PM
They treat their employees better.
Wal Mart's Logo is the All Spark by Glamour Fairy	Sep 3rd, 2008 06:34:30 PM
I work at Wal Mart and their new logo is the All Spark. They adopted it from their overlords to pay homage to them.
FuckMichael Bay you un original hack! by ganymede3010	Sep 3rd, 2008 07:13:12 PM

Why are you copying MCMXVVI Fuck Michael Bay? by ganymede3010	Sep 3rd, 2008 07:13:51 PM
You un original fucking prick.
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE Wal Mart by Series7	Sep 3rd, 2008 07:19:17 PM
Fuck Wal Mart tie ins. They should pretty much call this the search for cash.
they are downloadable. by ironic_name	Sep 3rd, 2008 08:03:38 PM

was that donnie two chins murphy? by ironic_name	Sep 3rd, 2008 08:09:10 PM

Thank you MICHAEL B. BAY. Can't wait. by halberd	Sep 3rd, 2008 08:12:02 PM
Michael Bay cannot be stopped. Anyone who says otherwise is just part of the problem. Great direction with cinematographers, great Michael Bay-stamped track dolly action, great one-liner script supervising... great GREAT GREAT! Gel up those hard lights, prep those cranes and fuel those GM cars, we're about to hold our ankles yet again while we pay Mr. Michael Benjamin Bay another solid visit at the moviefilm theaters this 2009. Sick this will be. - GS
TomBodet_Too is don murphy, you can tell by the dumb "jokes" by ironic_name	Sep 3rd, 2008 08:13:11 PM
hey donnie! still as unfunny as per usual!
Transformers and WallMart Working Hand-In-Hand by LaserPants	Sep 3rd, 2008 08:16:40 PM
I think that pretty much says all there is to say about this project.
Bumblepee by Pisso the Clown	Sep 3rd, 2008 08:59:30 PM
New vehicles are great and all, but the only thing that this happy little clown is hoping for in the Transformers sequel is more robotic urine. It warmed my heart and swollen bladder to witness the scene in which Agent Simmons was able to bask in the Cybertronic Golden Shower of that adorable scamp, Bumblebee. Now, I've been known to generate a shower or two in my day, my even at my best, my rancid flow couldn't even begin to compete with the one emanating from the plucky hero. Without a voice to call his own, Bumblebee had to rely on his Golden Shower to speak for him, and it was eloquent (one might even say golden-tongued). He truly is a character for a fellow like me to look up to. So please, Mr. Bay...the public demands more glorious Golden Showers in your films!
ganymede3010 by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 3rd, 2008 11:10:16 PM
Umm...haven't we been through this before? You didn't incite a riot against me the first time and I don't think it'll work this time, considering we all know you troll the tb's criticizing spelling mistakes and redundancies without offering up an original thought yourself. Have a nice life 'tard.
Damn You Ganymede3010! by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 3rd, 2008 11:12:32 PM
That's being unoriginal. Get it straight you fucking choad.
Michael Bay is an asshole by Particularly Hard Vato	Sep 4th, 2008 02:37:46 AM
Like, seriously- someone beat the shit out of him already!
Liking the Bugatti Bay-ron by colinjbooth	Sep 4th, 2008 04:11:27 AM

FuckMiachael Bay is a sweaty ball sniffer! by ganymede3010	Sep 4th, 2008 11:44:36 AM
Who licks the lactating man juices from MCMXXVI's bacteria soiled sack. Adopt your own moniker instead of dropping on your knees and swallowing the fruits from someone Else's labor you unoriginal dung maggot.
Ganamede3010: Who's FuckMiachaelBay? by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 4th, 2008 01:27:49 PM
Never heard of him. Oh wait, did you mean to put the extra "a" in? Or are you just an angry-typing virgin with nothing better to do than troll the tb's and defend people who didn't ask for you take up their cause? I'll go with part b and you can go fuck yourself.
TomBodet_Too = Don Murphy by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 6th, 2008 12:07:02 AM
Your movies suck...now go wipe your ass with a hundred dollar bill and eat it.

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