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FIRST!!!!!
by DarfurFTW
Aug 25th, 2008
10:35:40 PM
FIRST TIME I EVER WENT FIRST FTW!
by DarfurFTW
Aug 25th, 2008
10:36:04 PM
I have a boner.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DlCKBLOOD
Aug 25th, 2008
10:36:28 PM
FIRST!!!! time long time fan....
by DarfurFTW
Aug 25th, 2008
10:37:41 PM
OF SAYING FIRST!
I'd watch em...
by GrandMuffTarkin
Aug 25th, 2008
10:38:00 PM
Cause I think Riddick is a compelling character, and hopefully Twohy spends abit of time on the script.
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-er-er-er-er-er -er-er-er-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ta-t
by DarfurFTW
Aug 25th, 2008
10:39:20 PM
CROWNED FIRST TEH CHAMPION
As long as there is NOS...
by HBO
Aug 25th, 2008
10:41:55 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS...
the riddick series is comparable to LOTR
by DarfurFTW
Aug 25th, 2008
10:44:09 PM
Love Pitch Black. Loved the Riddick character.
by JediRob
Aug 25th, 2008
10:45:30 PM
But that last movie was very meh.
Speaking of that video game there's a special edition coming out soon for next gen consoles. Can't wait.
Anyone notice CERN is doing the same experiment...
by Heckles
Aug 25th, 2008
10:47:00 PM
...featured in Angels & Demons? Sorry, thought I would post something interesing, since this article isn't.
They should go for it...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 25th, 2008
10:49:23 PM
...but it only works on an epic scale with a big budget so good luck to them.
The best thing that
by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 25th, 2008
10:51:06 PM
came out of the Chronicles was The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay video game. One of the best games ever!
I wish someone other than Vin Diesel would say something about t
by Outlaw24
Aug 25th, 2008
10:53:39 PM
I saw both Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick on DVD and I thought they were pretty good. But I also knew that Chronicles hadn't done well in the theaters, despite Vin Diesel talking about the "trilogy." And I accepted Chronicles for what it was - just another "Part One" of a series we'd never see. This "Part One" trend has frankly been ruining Hollywood movies/adaptations for a while now. If you look at some of the movie trilogies that worked best (Star Wars, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones...even Pirates of the Caribbean), you will notice that they were ORIGINALLY made as standalone films, not just the first portion of a story that you won't actually like unless you get to see the whole thing. Then, after they establish that they can make a GOOD film, they build off of it with sequels and work with the original material to make it SEEM like they always intended a trilogy. All these book adaptations trying to be the next Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter are shooting themselves in the feet from their lack of understanding this simple concept. I felt like Chronicles of Riddick had a lot of the symptoms of this disease, and the only person I've ever heard championing the Riddick Trilogy concept has been Vin Diesel himself. Maybe if Universal had a rep saying something about "It's not out of the realm of possibility" or "We're developing the scripts," then I might be able to go back and watch Chronicles of Riddick again without thinking to myself how disappointing it is to never get to find out how this story was intended to end. You know?
Fuck Yeah!
by Wrecks
Aug 25th, 2008
10:57:25 PM
1st one was so-so, or kinda weak really. But! There is a universe there worth exploring. Ditch the multiverse idea and go with more riddick the con against the mercs idea... could be fantastic.
I love Chronicles Of Riddick...
by mr.brownstone
Aug 25th, 2008
10:57:41 PM
It's a barbarian movie in space! Really hope this pans out. One request -- bring backToombs.
YES!!!
by Blackguard
Aug 25th, 2008
10:59:16 PM
I REALLY hope they make them! I love the Riddick movies. Fingers crossed.....
outlaw makes a good point
by Gungan Slayer
Aug 25th, 2008
11:03:54 PM
Not trying to compare "Golden Compass" with "Riddick" but it's another example of a part one of a series that we'll never see. "Eragon" as well, although no one gives a shit about that. There's tons more examples out there, and I do think it's becoming a serious problem. Although as Beaks said, we did get a Hellboy II and I never thought that would happen.
Fuck yes...I'd like to see 5 more Riddick films...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 25th, 2008
11:04:39 PM
It depends...
by phaedrus007
Aug 25th, 2008
11:08:55 PM
Pitch Black was great. Chronicles was an overbloated suckfest. If they're really going to continue the series (and i'll believe it when i see it) they should stick to the lean situation based model of Pitch Black and steer clear of the murky sci-fi of Chronicles.
KING RIDDICK!!!
by slone13
Aug 25th, 2008
11:19:08 PM
I've got a boner, too.
hell yes
by IamZardoz
Aug 25th, 2008
11:21:12 PM
not a big fan of Vin normally but I really liked Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick. The f/x were damn good, esp in the second one. Hey, it would be better than Death Race or whatever they are putting out nowdays.
I Would Really Like To Pitch An Idea For This!!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 25th, 2008
11:22:33 PM
I hear the director is writing a script but, I thought Chronicles of Riddick wasn't a logical step forward for Riddick. I understand that Vin Diesel wants an Epoch, but Chronicles had a lot of fat in it, and failed to advance the story very much or take advantage of its huge sets. Stargate: SG1 stole the idea, and did it a lot better with the Ori saga. In Chronicles, save for the beginning, the prison escape and the ending, all we saw was a myriad of soldiers running around in montages...and terribly undefined ships and strangely slow and unexciting action--a deep contrast to Pitch Black, which was fun, fast, terrifying, and exciting??? I want to bring that back to the series, that sense of amusement park rollercoaster thrills and suspense.

I have a cool story outline that does just that. I wrote it after I saw Chronicles, and was greatly disappointed. I set the script outline I was writing aside, when Riddick failed at the box office...when I heard that there may not be anymore sequels. Well, now that talk has started again, I figured I try to pitch my outline just in case the right folks out there are reading these posts. If you're game, and work for Vin or his direct collaborators, ask Harry for my email address, and give me a chance to pitch my story. I think it's what you're looking for!!!
Riddick == Heavy Metal
by jbs0209
Aug 25th, 2008
11:22:38 PM
Riddick was always a live action version of Heavy Metal magazine.

You know those Moebius stories, or the Meta-Baron saga that were really cool as long as you didn't ask too many questions. Don't try to make the world actually hang together. Just enjoy the over-the-top melodrama of the thing.

Vin Diesel's just happy to work.
by worldofwarcraft
Aug 25th, 2008
11:23:08 PM
Not hating, just saying.
Escape from Butcher Bay
by Herb West
Aug 25th, 2008
11:25:19 PM
What is so special about that game? I've never even heard of it.
Riddick is a really nice change from the other Sci Fi out there.
by happybunni
Aug 25th, 2008
11:25:48 PM
Wait, what other Sci Fi?! It's all about Fantasty (including Superheroes) right now. Yes, we need more Riddick. They just need better villians for the future films, and it would do much better. Loved Pitch Black, enjoyed Chronicles.. even though it's not a favorite it's still a worthwhile movie to make and to pay to see! Moar please.
This is good news
by jimmy_009
Aug 25th, 2008
11:27:33 PM
CoR was underrated. Cheesy as hell, yes, but good nonetheless and with an ending that really made me want a sequel. Bring it on!
Herb West.
by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 25th, 2008
11:28:14 PM
It was for the original XBOX. If you have a 360, you can play it on there. It's a backwards compatible game. It's not a long game, but it's one of the best games created in the last 15 years. If you like Video Games, trust me, you will like it.
MAKE IT SO!
by BatPsycho
Aug 25th, 2008
11:29:45 PM
loved the first two, and the animated movie was a decent addition to the story line. i would love to see at least one more movie.
Harold-Sherbort
by Herb West
Aug 25th, 2008
11:30:05 PM
It's not on any other system than X box?
Anyway
by Herb West
Aug 25th, 2008
11:33:19 PM
Maybe they should concentrate on making one good sequel first. Just sayin.
Real Skiddish!
by DrTobiasFunke
Aug 25th, 2008
11:33:40 PM
Love the whole Riddick franchise and would definitely pay to see moar!
Keep 'em Coming
by fyrie
Aug 25th, 2008
11:38:56 PM
I'm fairly certain that the Chronicles did well by the numbers on DVD considering it was one of the first HD-DVD titles and it was widely offered in rebate/combo packages. I think they should keep them coming. Straight to DVD would be fine with me as long as they keep the budget on par with the last one. However, if they want to be gutsy and try to make a blockbuster with the next one, I'll be happy to fork over my $8.
worldofwarcraft...
by depalma25
Aug 25th, 2008
11:40:06 PM
I don't mean to be rude, but you and so many others are quick to judge the box office potential of actors, but yet know nothing about their past and potential bankability. Vin Diesel has had a steady run of hits. They may not be blockbusters, but studios take notice when the word "profit" is declared. Although The Pacifer was not what many considered a homerun, the film, budgeted at aroumd $60 million, ended up grossing around $90 million at the box office, not to mention another $30 million on DVD. Chronicles of Riddick, budgeted at $105 million grossed $115 internationally and another $50 million on DVD. Even his small drama Find Me Guilty made a profit. You're what they call in politics a "low information voter." I'm sure you're smart about something. This isn't one of them.
There are worse franchies.
by fiester
Aug 25th, 2008
11:43:40 PM
Chronicles was watchable. I'd put it in the same category as the Resident Evil flicks though: not bad if there's nothing much better on to look at.

Pitch Black was better, but that's because Riddick was just a character in it.

Herb West
by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 25th, 2008
11:44:06 PM
I hope they do it.
by veritasses
Aug 25th, 2008
11:45:43 PM
Pitch Black was good and Chronicles of Riddick, while flawed, had a lot going for it. I thought though that Colm Feore was horribly miscast. He's a good actor but he just doesn't have an aura of being a bad @ss emperor typed so it minimized the threat and the final fight didn't have an epic weight. Also, the story structure didn't quite work. The time on the prison planet while good, took away from the main story so the build up to the end wasn't anywhere near what it should've been. Riddick is a good character and that universe has lots of potential.
Herb West
by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 25th, 2008
11:47:13 PM
Unfortunatly, it's only for the original x box. But, you can by an old xbox and the game for about $50. It's very much worth it. If you go to youtube, you can watch some of the gameplay videos.
Sign me up
by SirLoin
Aug 25th, 2008
11:47:24 PM
Pitch Black was a great sci-fi thriller and Chronicles felt like real old-school 80s science fiction. That triple-pack dvd that came with the two movies and the anime was one of the best purchases for my money ever. I love seeing Vin in full on badass Furian mode (does he have another mode?). He needs a hit.
yeah, these are coming after his Hannibal flick
by Freakemovie
Aug 25th, 2008
11:48:56 PM
Vin Diesel likes to talk up projects that are total long shots to ever happen, bless him.
Harold-Sherbort
by Herb West
Aug 25th, 2008
11:49:14 PM
Yeah, I'll do that
UNIVERSAL, take a chance on another RIDDICK!
by LoneGun
Aug 25th, 2008
11:50:03 PM
I, for one, would pay to see another RIDDICK adventure. He's just such an unusual and eccentric sci-fi hero - the Snake Plissken of our times, sort of. The last film was far from perfect but it had some amazing scenes and a fantastic ending, with tons of potential for subsequent installments. I think, there is great potential in continuing the CHRONICLES!!!
They outran the sun last time..
by Bootskin
Aug 25th, 2008
11:51:46 PM
..what do they outrun this time? God?

by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 25th, 2008
11:54:06 PM
such boring films... boooooooring
H.W.
by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 25th, 2008
11:55:13 PM
It is available for the PC. I just searched it and found it.
Phaedruss007 got it right...
by Bootskin
Aug 25th, 2008
11:55:25 PM
Pitch Black was badass, because we had no idea what to expect. Out of nowehre, this little nothing of a film comes out, fearlessly, and introduces Riddick, who *I* thought was gonna fucking kill everyone by film's end (hehe.)Anybody and everybody was expendable. Riddick should have been treated better in the sequel, but the "Holy shit, he's king now" ending kinda paints the whole thing in a corner, doesn't it? Besides...Chronicles was balls. And not in a good way.
Believe it when I see it
by JackNF
Aug 25th, 2008
11:59:12 PM
History tells me that Vin Diesel in SciFi = good times, unfortunately not many people seem to agree with me on this. If these films get made I'll go see 'em, but given the tepid reaction to the last one I just don't see it happening, not unless they chop the budgets down quite a bit.
Thought he was playing Kratos?
by KongMonkey
Aug 26th, 2008
12:01:45 AM
(shrugs) nah.
I'd pay to see them
by aestheticity
Aug 26th, 2008
12:02:43 AM
Chronicles was the last film I went to see with a group of friends. Local cinema put prices up at that point and friends all got a little older and stopped cinemagoing together. I love the character and while the fantasy elements of Chronicles are kinda OTT the action is enjoyable and really, tell me of another big screen scifi at all. Avatar, and that's it. Not much gets me into the cinema nowadays, and this would.
please post
by ranma627
Aug 26th, 2008
12:03:13 AM
Mr. Robert Downey Jr., is trashing the Dark Knight in an interview.. He even says fuck dc comics in the interview. Which is understandable but no matter what he says, Dark Knight is the greatest superhero movie and that wil never change. reead it here: http://movies.yahoo.com/featur e/downey-talks-dark-knight.htm l
Needs to go back to Pitch Black roots...
by br1947
Aug 26th, 2008
12:03:23 AM
Necromancers.. meh. In Pitch Black was Riddick as just a pure unadulterated hateful badass. Chronicals was ok, but seemed a bit too cutesy. Still good tho, worth a follow up, just hope they don't over do it this time.
oh... and somehow resurrect Claudia Black
by br1947
Aug 26th, 2008
12:05:56 AM
I dunno why, just have this odd facination with her... lol
I liked the Director's Cut for Chronicles of Riddick
by Drath
Aug 26th, 2008
12:07:47 AM
I didn't go see the movie in theaters because I read that they'd cut stuff out and that that stuff would be in the DVD. I figured it would be better to see it with all the deleted stuff. I honestly do not know how the theatrical cut made any sense to anyone. The Director's Cut was strong I thought, and I'm kind of disappointed in the internet community for piling on the snark and not supporting the film more (I'm looking you, CHUD bitches). I would very much like to see the series continue. But if I hear of more cuts, I'll wait for the DVD again. Maybe the answer here is stop cutting the films to suit bullshit studio memoes concerned with statistics about optimum movie lengths and showtime schedules.
Do It
by fivezero
Aug 26th, 2008
12:14:56 AM
I want more Riddick movies. Riddick is an exciting franchise in an industry nearly void of original sci-fi concepts. Make two more NOW. I'll see 'em both opening night just for fucking kicks.
hopefully Babylon AD will be good
by the milf lover
Aug 26th, 2008
12:15:29 AM
If AD doesnt flop, that might just convince Universal that Vin Diesel is bankable enough for these Riddick sequels. Pitch Black is a great movie. Chronicles was flawed, but I loved the prison planet stuff, that should have been the whole story, like Oz in space, and keep the shadow villains for future movies. Still puzzled how they got Judi Dench to be in there tho...
I liked Chronicles of Riddick.
by veebeeyes
Aug 26th, 2008
12:16:24 AM
Certainly had its problems, and wasn't as good as Pitch Black, but I thought it was a nice attempt to create a grand sci-fi universe. Pitch Black, while entertaining, was just sort of a small movie. It was well-done, but it was basically Aliens vs People. Which we've seen over and over again for about more times than I can count. I liked that Chronicles of Riddick tried to expand the scope of the universe that those characters occupy, and tried to introduce a whole sense of culture and mythology that the first movie really only hinted at. So I'd be down with more Chronicles of Riddick movies in a heartbeat. I just hope that they're better than the last one. Because even though Chronicles of Riddick was sort of ambitious, it really DID sort of stink. But there was enough going for it that I'd like to see more stories set in that universe.
JUST MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO GAME
by milesdyson
Aug 26th, 2008
12:18:51 AM
just about every line in the movie makes me cringe, but the video game was good.
Chronicles was good.
by otm shank
Aug 26th, 2008
12:21:06 AM
More original than most stuff coming out lately.
Drath
by jsm1978
Aug 26th, 2008
12:24:33 AM
The DC was definitely better. I rented the movie and that is the version I rented and I really liked it. Someone gave it to me for Christmas, but they gave me the theatrical version, which I didn't realize til I watched it and noticed stuff missing.
Sweet
by Xiphos_2
Aug 26th, 2008
12:25:12 AM
The last one was a bit of a mess but it was a fun mess. Great visuals.
The game was GOOD!
by onezeroone
Aug 26th, 2008
12:25:53 AM
definitely one of the better movie tie-ins, in fact can't think of a better one of the top of my hat.

I think Riddick's future will depend a lot on success of Babylon A.D.

Wow, this talkback is a surprise.
by veebeeyes
Aug 26th, 2008
12:28:35 AM
I honestly had no idea that this many people would be interested in seeing more Riddick.
Of course the DVD was popular.
by Irina Spanko
Aug 26th, 2008
12:41:27 AM
They've been selling it as the Riddick trilogy along with Pitch Black and the cartoon. People have bought it and watched them all.
The only people who want a Riddick sequel are:
by marlow2
Aug 26th, 2008
12:45:50 AM
Vin Diesel and David Towhy. They hang out inside Vin's garage on benedict canyon smoke bowls and play out what would happen in the underverse (so gay) using retro-fitted Millinium Falcon's, landspeeder's and tin foil. No one wants to see these movies happen. Vin is 3 years away from Van Damme-land... if he's lucky.
sheeeeeit
by oneragga
Aug 26th, 2008
12:46:39 AM
Riddick as a character was great in Pitch Black. Riddick as a character seemed a lil' Dungeons and Dragons in COR. I'd like to see a more PB-style, hard-R Riddick. He is kinda Snake Plissken for the 21st Century...give us more of that.
JUST DO IT
by aboriginal
Aug 26th, 2008
12:53:56 AM
It was good, well shot and was headed somewhere. So, what's wrong with that?
Kassovitz blasts the hell out of BABYLON AD
by MaxTheSilent
Aug 26th, 2008
12:58:48 AM
http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-s canner/2008/08/babylon-ad-math ieu-kassovitz.php Fox strikes again, it seems.
oneragga
by mr.brownstone
Aug 26th, 2008
01:07:36 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Could be Good.....
by the1980mutant
Aug 26th, 2008
01:08:36 AM
Chronicles was really good although I felt the ending fell a little flat. They should have introduced the furyan powers when the final battle took place rather than have him win on a technicality. Still there's a lot to do with this and if I remember correctly, Twohy was at one time calling this "The Evil Star Wars." Hope this does not go the way of Phantasm V.
Yes
by PrincessLeias_Poohole
Aug 26th, 2008
01:27:36 AM
I love the character of Riddick, but as a few have mentioned i would love to see him go back to more of the criminal aspect of the character. Also brings back good memories of the game.They could make another kick ass one to tie in with new film.
I believe
by Bloo
Aug 26th, 2008
01:30:41 AM
and I'm sure I'll be corrected if I'm wrong, CoR has been pretty popular on cable as well as DVD, one hand scratching the other. anyways I'd be curious to see where Twohy goes with another Riddick film, that guy can SHOOT, he's got a great eye, storytelling is yeah weak but man, from a visual standpoint, he's amazing
Some of my favorite set and costume designs
by krushjudgement
Aug 26th, 2008
01:33:04 AM
I'm in.
Riddick: Butcher Bay damn fine game
by CENOBITE
Aug 26th, 2008
01:37:40 AM
That game was one of the better games I have played as of late... and I TEST games for a living. I think that Diesel was meant to play Riddick like Ford was meant to play Indiana. It just works. Keep it up. Now speaking of Heavy Metal... Wheres my multi milion dollar XXX Druuna movie?!
Riddick lives his life
by MEMEOVORE
Aug 26th, 2008
01:48:23 AM
a quarter parsec at a time. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to blast my womp rat in beggar's canyon.
Go VIN Go, CoR did good on DVD, Games, Cable, etc...
by TheBLIGHT
Aug 26th, 2008
01:49:36 AM
Ya Bloo, CoR has done pretty well after then fact with the fan love.... PB was no-low-budget imagination, CoR was big budget Heavy Metal Space Opera Barbarianism and grand yet cheap looking world (expensive to make) fun to watch. Good switch-up. One of the only characters Vin can do well in his gravelly-voiced-love-thyself badassitude (excluding class like Boiler/Giant/Ryan or fluff like Furious), and does not come off as hokey-BS. Seeing him stick-thin doing B-Dancing on YouTube from years ago, glad he bulked up, and takes himself (on film anyways) seriously. Do not know if Arny or Sly even, could have pulled off the coffee/tea cup and key scene in CoR, classic... Lets see more Riddick, but lets go lower on the budget, make it more raw – a little PB with my CoR... Having met Sly, Arny and Vin (I work as a talent agent), of all three, Vin is the most down to earth and ironically jovial, great to converse with. Hope he gets to make more of them. Will buy tickets, DVD, and game(s)...
like watching lynch's dune, and fast and the furious at the same
by aquateenhungerbomb
Aug 26th, 2008
02:02:40 AM
was it star wars or lord of the rings? no. but it was fun as shit. saw it three times in the theater. the necromancer attack on helion prime is one of the more exciting special effects action sequences in a long time.
And a ' Hellboy 2 ' movie that sucks ....
by Killfriendly
Aug 26th, 2008
02:07:06 AM
I always though of Riddick as a Conan in Space...
by PoweredUpPacman
Aug 26th, 2008
02:33:57 AM
...complete with campy villains and dodgy sidekicks. Compare the last shot of Chronicles with the last shot of the director's cut of Conan the Barbarian. Eerily the same. As long as it doesn't take itself too seriously and is willing to indulge itself in a little camp, I'm happy.
Babylon AD
by Fortunesfool
Aug 26th, 2008
02:44:41 AM
Review in Total Film (UK) - 'Turn the page, life's too short' One star out of five. On the plus side it's better than Gothika :\
Loved Pitch Black
by VegasRon
Aug 26th, 2008
02:52:23 AM
Probably the best sci fi movie in the last ten years.

Chronicles was good, but the better prison movie in the middle made the overall storyline a bit disjointed. In any event, I'm all for more Riddick flix and bring back Toombs!

I've said it before...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 26th, 2008
03:01:47 AM
...and I'll say it again: Twohy for the next Conan flick. Think of what he could do for the visualization of the Hyborian Age, not to mention shooting ferocious and fast hand-to-hand combat. If you've seen Chronicles of Riddick, you'll know what I mean. Never mind if you loved or hated that movie.
Yeah, fuck it....
by Gym
Aug 26th, 2008
03:04:06 AM
...why not? If we get another sublime game tie-in, all the better.
Chronicles of Riddick
by D o o d
Aug 26th, 2008
03:10:14 AM
is a very much underated film. Yes I know it owes a lot to Dune but it was done with such balls and Pzazz. I was very disappointed when I heard they didn't want to make the rest but this is definitely good news.
Doing two movies at the sametime usually ends up bad
by Orionsangels
Aug 26th, 2008
03:11:25 AM
Not including LOTR, but what usually ends up happening is that both movies end up feeling similar to one another. Also they feel rushed and getting released so close to each other, makes us tire of the franchise all together. There needs to be several years between sequels. So enough time has passed where you're excited to see these characters agin. It's like seeing old friends you haven't seen in a while.
Ridick 2? Fuck Yes! Pitch Black 2? Ill Fucking Kill You
by Frodo T. Baggins
Aug 26th, 2008
03:14:34 AM
COR 2: The Search for Charm...and a Toupee
by Dingbatty
Aug 26th, 2008
03:15:39 AM
Riddick? No. Plissken? hellz yeah!!
by Stalkeye
Aug 26th, 2008
03:25:50 AM
I really enjoyed Chronicles...
by Uridium
Aug 26th, 2008
03:27:15 AM
I am a big sci-fi fan and this film was the first good sci-fi fantasy film that I has seen in a while.... I have often wondered where it was going to head next, after leaving us on such a cliffhanger....! Oh and Pitch Black was awesome.
Till Underverse Come!
by newc0253
Aug 26th, 2008
03:27:27 AM
I liked Pitch Black but I loved the way the Chronicles of Riddick morphed the series from an Alien-like small film to a Conanesque-style epic.

They gotta bring Alex back though. Otherwise any sequels will be a bust...

Pitch Black vs COR.
by Almega
Aug 26th, 2008
03:30:03 AM
I'd like to see more Pitch Black Riddick myself. When I first saw it, it was the first time i "recognized" Vin and I thought the character was great. COR, not so much... Still I think more can be done with the character if they haven't already ruined him with COR. Also: The game was brilliant and gives said character a lot more depth, imo.
Another RIDDICK game is on the way....
by Monkey_King
Aug 26th, 2008
03:39:40 AM
so sit tight.
HELL FUCKING YESSS!!!!!
by UMAGA
Aug 26th, 2008
04:02:22 AM
I have came.
This is news?
by Kizeesh
Aug 26th, 2008
04:04:37 AM
Diesel has been talking about this since Chronicles first came out.

I've been dubious ever since Peter Jackson made that april fools crack about making Son of Kong and mentioned using the money that was put aside for Riddick 2 and 3, which was now up for grabs. I think the project has been sinking since then.

AVATAR - Fucking our eyeballs in 2009.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Aug 26th, 2008
04:08:54 AM
nothing else matters
Regarding the Butcher Bay remake..
by UMAGA
Aug 26th, 2008
04:10:16 AM
Activision dropped Dark Athena back when they dropped Ghostbusters and other stuff.
Motoko Kusanagi
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 26th, 2008
04:31:11 AM
Yeah, that just about sums it up. And kudos to the guy who said Chronicles of Riddick was like watching Lynch's Dune and Fast and the Furious at the same time.
Babylon A.D.
by Chewbaccalypse Now
Aug 26th, 2008
04:33:00 AM
Don't hold your breath for Babylon A.D. Just read reports that the films director is talking shit about the film. He says lawyers showed up on set, and that the studio basically monitored his daily activities to make sure they got the product they wanted. GUESS WHO he's talking about:......FOX! Vin Deisel has even been quoted as asking: "Am I even in the film anymore? Did they cut me out too?"
Let's hope Fox
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 26th, 2008
04:38:16 AM
try and fuck with Jim Cameron on Avatar. That would make a cool behind the scenes documentary.
Yes please - bring those Riddick sequels on
by Primus
Aug 26th, 2008
04:41:08 AM
Loved Pitch Black, enjoyed COR - not much hard SF out there at the moment. When's someone going to film Clarke's 3001?
Wish this was more like Pitch Black than CoR
by mattblissett
Aug 26th, 2008
05:00:27 AM
I thought the film wsa grossly inelegant, to go from a relatively hard science fiction millieu to Necromongers and ethereal spirits was appalling, and I think a sequel would be an exercise in ego-massaging
More Riddick
by Thall_Joben
Aug 26th, 2008
05:04:30 AM
I way preferred Pitch Black to Riddick. The effects were nice but everything had an 'over-designed' quality that stopped me from believing what I was watching, especially the bad guys. They looked like they stepped out of 'Starlight Express'. I think Diesel gets more flack than he should, if you compare him to the likes of Arnie and Stalone back in the 80's he has much better acting chops. His performance was mesmerising in Pitch Black. I'd like more stories, but they need start with much stronger stories.
After my friend saw Riddick
by Nabster
Aug 26th, 2008
05:08:35 AM
he acted like he was actually Riddick for a whole week, without pause.
I Thought The Effects Were Lousy!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 26th, 2008
05:23:26 AM
Those prison dogs looked horribly CGI, and the ships looked like they were shot via stop motion animation, with a herky jerky feel. I prefer the photo-realistic look of Pitch Black. It had a much lower budget, but better effects...and the filmmakers forgot a main rule that James Cameron has always talked about, you never waste money on huge sets if you aren't going to use them much. They could have shot models and green screened much of the villains' ship interiors or filmed at practical locations ala in a gothic stone castle or church...saving the money for those huge sets for better effects shots elsewhere.
Only thing Vin can star in
by Cobb05
Aug 26th, 2008
05:43:56 AM
Babylon A.D. is going to bomb hard and so will Hannibal. Fast and Furious and Riddick are the only things that's keeping Vin from filing chapter 11.
Ridicules of Chronic was shit
by Reelheed
Aug 26th, 2008
05:49:54 AM
There. Someone had to just say it in the subject line. It was god awful dross of which the kindest thing I can say about it is that it was a Krull rip off with a bigger budget.
Conan in Space
by OBSD
Aug 26th, 2008
06:13:57 AM
That's the distinct feeling I got at the end of Chronicles of Riddick. So, yeah. I'll take some more of that, please.
Can't wait for more creative names. Underverse! Crematoria!
by Stalin vs Predator
Aug 26th, 2008
06:38:01 AM
Furya!

Let me predict some: Aqualon - the water planet! Desertia - the sand planet! The Barbanoids - a race of savage warriors who inhabit Desertia's only part that has forests... and is called Woodelia!

But, for some reason, I have a feeling that instead it will be set on the small, dull and dusty planet of Lowbudgia, in Vin's adapted hometown of Nocareera.

They Have a Patron
by DKT
Aug 26th, 2008
06:38:43 AM
I seem to remember reading somewhere (does Twohy have a blog?) that they'd received an amount of money from someone who wanted to see it happen. It was a smaller amount, and it would probably come out to more of a Pitch Black Budget than a CoR budget, but I think that's probably for the best. I just hope Twohy nails the script this time out and it's better than CoR.
the CoC approves of this news
by just pillow talk
Aug 26th, 2008
06:57:40 AM
Let there be more Riddick...
Looks like he's making it again
by broken ear
Aug 26th, 2008
07:00:06 AM
by doing Babylon A.D.
Pillow Talk!
by kevinwillis.net
Aug 26th, 2008
07:07:00 AM
Good to see ya. I also like the idea of more Riddick. Loved Pitch Black. Found Chronicles of Riddick good fun. They come up with two more, I'm all for it.

Sometimes movies get made just because someone really, really wants them to be.
Vin Diesel is talented!
by dr sauch
Aug 26th, 2008
07:11:49 AM
True story!
Mr. Willis....
by just pillow talk
Aug 26th, 2008
07:12:58 AM
I haven't checked in a while, but still visiting the halls of the past?
Do what Stallone did.
by Knuckleduster
Aug 26th, 2008
07:14:42 AM
Take a smaller budget, cut everything down to basics and then make a badass movie with what you have. A good filmmaker can make a $30 million movie look like a $60 million movie. They could learn a little something from Rodriguez and Del Toro. Twohy has experience with smaller budgets (Pitch Black is the perfect example). It all depends on if Diesel is still demanding a ridiculous salary or not (I'm guessing he's not).
Hell ya!
by Dkev00
Aug 26th, 2008
07:18:31 AM
Chronicles is one of my favorite movies.
I thought Chronicles...
by Kid Z
Aug 26th, 2008
07:18:39 AM
...pretty much killed this franchise... or should have. That shit was nigh-unwatchable.
Shoulda taken the Money Tombs....
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
07:19:03 AM
..Love Riddick. WOuld love to see these sequels done with a lower budget.
Hopefully the failure of Babylon A.D.
by Jonah Echo
Aug 26th, 2008
07:21:26 AM
won't affect this. Seriously, here is the director himself talking about Babylon A.D.:

"Talking to AMC, French import Mathieu Kassovitz ripped apart his own movie. "I'm very unhappy with the film," he admits. However, he's not taking any of the blame. He says, "I never had a chance to do one scene the way it was written or the way I wanted it to be. The script wasn't respected. Bad producers, bad partners, it was a terrible experience." The result was a film which he categorizes as "pure violence and stupidity." Kassovitz wanted to say something substantive with the film, but instead he ended up with a movie that plays "like a bad episode of 24."

As for Riddick, I loved Pitch Black and thought Chronicles was watchable, and would be quite happy to see more, but I think a scale-down might be a good thing-as long as it's a scale-down that is known from the script level.

you love lifetime, if you hated CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
by palewook
Aug 26th, 2008
07:32:39 AM
if you hated CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, you squat when you pee.
"pure violence and stupidity"
by just pillow talk
Aug 26th, 2008
07:44:19 AM
My expectations have just been raised for Babylon A.D.
Loved Pitch Black but...
by geraldbeans
Aug 26th, 2008
07:47:14 AM
Harry nailed it in his description of the second one. If felt like something you'd see on the sci-fi channel. It was really cheap. And while a lot had obviously been put into creating the mythology, I'll be honest with you... IT WAS STUPID. It was just dumb. I'm sorry. Dumb dumb dumb. And those two things are what made the movie so dumb. I thought Twohy was a genius after Pitch Black. But then I saw "Below" (remember how heavily that was pushed on this site?) and what a wandering unfocused piece of shit. Was it a submarine movie? A supernatural movie? A ghost movie? The fucking thing could never decide. What an awful film. So as far as these two sequels being made? I don't know. Go talk to Uwe Boll I guess and figure out one of his weird every German dollar is worth 10 American dollars and the movie can gross one fourth of its budget and still make a profit scams. Otherwise, I have no idea how these get made.
Hellboy 2 = Pan's Labyrinth Victory Lap
by PotSmokinAlien
Aug 26th, 2008
07:56:13 AM
You know it and I know it.
LOVED Pitch Black, but Chronicles was strictly DTV
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 26th, 2008
07:56:52 AM
The moment that Riddick held back from killing the bounty hunter sent after him at the beginning of the film, I knew they'd neutered the character to make him more "family-friendly." Plus, the film had more gaping holes than a 40-year old porn star.

One of the few times I honestly felt ripped off after leaving the theatres. NO MORE!!!

hellboy 2 was slotted and funded before pan's success
by palewook
Aug 26th, 2008
07:58:07 AM
so know what you know.
Pitch Black was cool but
by kafka07
Aug 26th, 2008
08:11:30 AM
Chronicles of Riddick was just way over the top. I would be down for more sequels if they tone it down this time. Focus on Riddick the bad ass fugitive and not make him a religious figure.
Chronicles of Riddick haters suck cock by choice
by newc0253
Aug 26th, 2008
08:15:45 AM
Yes, CoR was a very different style of film than Pitch Black. Yes, it was verging on space opera rather than the caustrophobic terror of the original. But it was also great stuff, esp the sequence on the prison planet and the general hotness of Alexa Davalos.
Say what you want about COR . . .
by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon
Aug 26th, 2008
08:20:30 AM
... but that final scene where Riddick doesn't quite realize what he's done and takes a seat at the throne . . . Su-fucking-perb! A great set up for whats to come.
Problems with Riddick
by Jonah Echo
Aug 26th, 2008
08:23:41 AM
was the move from a somewhat hard sci-fi story to a more fantasy based space opera. Too much Necromonger, Elemental, Furyan stuff dumped into a world that didn't seem to accomodate them originally. And they were not fleshed out to exist in the world.

Everything with Riddick and the bounty hunters and Kyra and Crematoria worked fine. And while toning Riddick down was silly, they didnt make much of his percieved conversion at the end of Pitch Black. I don't mean a religious conversion, I mean man rejoining the humn race. They could have built that sacrifice made for him on the planet a searing iron burning it's way through his heart, and still kept a hard edged bad ass. As it was, we got Riddick the comic book. Most of you might have been happy with that, but the pieces were there for a superior film to Pitch Black, but we got an inferior one. Still, Im up for a sequel.

Babylon AD has the same vibe
by Underdogthe3rd
Aug 26th, 2008
08:30:07 AM
Tough guy (Vin Diesel) in the future.
FUCK YES WE NEED MORE RIDDICK!!!
by HoboCode
Aug 26th, 2008
08:36:34 AM
Do it.
Bring back Karl Urban as well.
by HoboCode
Aug 26th, 2008
08:44:39 AM
He and Riddick can team up.
Babylon AD direct to DVD
by Shepard Wong
Aug 26th, 2008
08:50:34 AM
Ouch
CoR was the cinematic equivalent
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 26th, 2008
08:56:33 AM
of a '70s prog rock concept album by Yes or ELP, and I mean that in the best possible way. I actually thought it was fun.
Please sir, can I have some more?
by jccalhoun
Aug 26th, 2008
09:02:09 AM
I didn't like Chronicles all that much up until the last scene which looked like something from Conan the King and then I got it. This was Conan in space. I want more Conan in space.
Did Vin Diesel finally realize he's a shitty actor again?
by Alkeoholic77
Aug 26th, 2008
09:03:48 AM
And that he doesnt' ever need to try to do those tough guy mob comedies or those little indy films.
jccalhoun
by just pillow talk
Aug 26th, 2008
09:18:18 AM
Which is why DocPaz has said Twohy would be a great choice to do the new Conan.
Riddick oozes bad ass.
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
09:27:55 AM
Every one of his lines is just pure awesome. "Theirs only one speed...my speed." Come on. Lighten up. Thats some funny cool shit.
Is Riddick short for Ridiculous?
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 26th, 2008
09:40:15 AM
Just askin'.
LOVED PITCH BLACK BUT HATED CHRONICLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 26th, 2008
09:44:35 AM
Come on, you gotta admit it was a silly ass movie.
Yar's Revenge, biotches...
by lynxpro
Aug 26th, 2008
09:45:59 AM
Great Atari 2600 reference...and a game inspired by the Warner (now Time Warner) brass who had made Ray Kassar head of Atari back in the day. Ray reversed is "Yar" of course. Thus the programmer turned the head of Atari into a space mosquito. And yes, I want to see more big screen adventures of Riddick. I loved how the last film invoked Conan a tad bit at the end.
YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL
by UMAGA
Aug 26th, 2008
10:01:01 AM
Know what also kicks ass? The fucking music. We need this shit NOW! Please don't let this die.
Punisher
by brassai2003
Aug 26th, 2008
10:02:13 AM
Fuck this. Check out an awesome breakdown of the ENTIRE War Journal debacle: http://tiny.cc/YvanV
brassai2003
by just pillow talk
Aug 26th, 2008
10:03:28 AM
Who cares about the punisher and the war journal.
"I'll kill you with my tea cup."
by UMAGA
Aug 26th, 2008
10:03:30 AM
Have cum again.
@JPT
by brassai2003
Aug 26th, 2008
10:09:19 AM
no one really, but the blog post is a facinating look at how LionsGate fuckes things up. Even Midnight Meat train, which I WAS looking forward to. Read it an you'll see what I mean.
tugg
by brassai2003
Aug 26th, 2008
10:15:17 AM
yeah, after reading that blog post, it seem that YOU are the only person who's going to see it in theaters. which sux.
CoR notes
by IamZardoz
Aug 26th, 2008
10:40:40 AM
The f/x on Creamatoria or whatever it was called; That cool looking black chick; the way that traitor guy melts away; and even though most say thet Colm Feore was miscast, I disagree, in the early scenes where he was wearing his helmet he looked like he jumped out of a Drulliet "Lone Sloane" comic. Very cool.
It's not that I thought CoR was bad...
by Alkeoholic77
Aug 26th, 2008
10:42:09 AM
I just thought it was boring as hell. I didn't like how they had to run from light instead of the dark in one scene and that guy with the space mullet...
Christ, no!
by tvspace
Aug 26th, 2008
10:59:53 AM
Diesel is turning into a one-trick-pony with these style flicks.
The Crapicles of Riduck
by FILMFUNK
Aug 26th, 2008
11:00:13 AM
Wasn't Vin 'the bald' Deisel touted as the next big muscley action dude and then everyone realised his best work was grunting like an iron giant because xxx and fast too whatever were shit.
"Maybe you should pretend...
by samurai sark
Aug 26th, 2008
11:04:30 AM
...like your talking to someone educated in the poenal system.... In fact, don't pretend."

Ah, Riddick quotes.
There is ONE bad line in Riddick:
by HoboCode
Aug 26th, 2008
11:15:43 AM
"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."

Awful. The rest is bad ass.

Very timely
by IAmLegolas
Aug 26th, 2008
11:24:08 AM
I just finished watching my PITCH BLACK and RIDDICK DVDs over the past 3 days, and was pissed off there isn't more of them. The movies aren't perfect, but there's more good stuff going on then bad. I get a major FLASH GORDON vibe on the 2nd one. I love how there are never any clear cut good guys or bad guys. I love the design of everything, even if the CGI gets a bit cheap. The director's got a great style. And the cliffhanger at the end of the 2nd one really needs closure. Can't give Riddick enough love without going gay.
They are updating the game and rereleasing it on
by Novaman5000
Aug 26th, 2008
11:30:46 AM
PS3 and Xbox360. Don't kill yourself trying to track down an old copy if you have either of those systems.
Best Riddick Bet: Small and DTDVD
by zinc_chameleon
Aug 26th, 2008
11:35:16 AM
Keep the story claustrophic, and have just a few characters up close. How about the Lord Marshall has a trap that throws Riddick into the Under-verse? I always thought telling us but not showing us the Under-verse was a major story weakness, something beginners might do. And NO EXPOSITION! AT ALL! Just let Vin find himself armed with a knife, facing gigantic monsters and not having a clue how he got there.
Animated
by jsm1978
Aug 26th, 2008
11:41:07 AM
I haven't ever seen the animated movie, but I would like to. Where does it fit in, storywise? Before PB or between PB and CoR?
"Have you met any more like yourself?"
by samurai sark
Aug 26th, 2008
11:41:52 AM
"Sista, they don't know what to do with ONE of me."

Ah, Riddick quotes
Look at me...all back of the bus n shit.
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
11:42:34 AM
I think the best thing about Riddick as a character is that if you capture him...well it's because he let you. He's always in control and is always two steps ahead of the other guys. Probably one of the most promising anti-heroes we've had. Plus the ending reminded me of the ending for conkers bad fur day. Yeah.
"You made three mistakes...
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
11:44:24 AM
First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack." Ah Riddick quotes.
Pitch Black was better
by samurai sark
Aug 26th, 2008
11:44:40 AM
More suspenseful, tighter story. Chronicles was like Conan in space, which isn't terrible in my eyes. I just wish the story was a less like a Sci-Fi Channel original.

"Under-verse" please. Under what? Our own Universe? Is there an "Over-Verse"? A "Slightly-to-the-left-Verse?
Am I the only one...
by mefrog
Aug 26th, 2008
11:46:44 AM
...that thinks that Vin Diesel actually has a bit of talent in him? If he stopped doing crap lake 4Fast4Furious and fucking Pacifier, he could shine. Not like some other great actors, but every so often I see a bit of potential light up.

I haven't seen Pitch Black. I saw Chronicles when I was younger, and didn't think it was that bad. Maybe I'll give them another go. Babylon's director is REALLY talking shit about his new film though. Congrats Fox, you've done it again.
*crap like
by mefrog
Aug 26th, 2008
11:47:07 AM
Fucking non-existent edit button
"Crap Lake"
by samurai sark
Aug 26th, 2008
11:49:00 AM
Starring Vin Diesel
Ah Riddick Quotes
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
11:49:44 AM
Merceneries. Elementals. Necromongers. Shit, I've never been so popular.
I think he's got some talent
by samurai sark
Aug 26th, 2008
11:52:32 AM
there;s charisma under that oafish exterior. But being a big guy in hollywood means you MUST do action roles. Unless he got really fat, then he might be taken seriosuly as a performer. A bad wig and a courtroom drama isn't going to cut it, even if it is directed by Lumet.
Probably shouldn't tell 'em what happened to the last crew.
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
11:58:39 AM
Lesson Learned. No such word as "friend"
jsm1978
by HoboCode
Aug 26th, 2008
12:12:44 PM
I bleieve the animated film takes place between PB and CoR.
Dude, the point is...
by Kid Z
Aug 26th, 2008
12:28:32 PM
...there WAS no "Underverse"... it was just a system of control, kinda like we have here on Earth with churches and their ridiculous notions of "heaven" and "hell". Figure this stuff out, for crying out loud. Anyways, CoR still sucked ass. And, abbreviating the title makes it sound like an old British exclamation.
Kid Z
by HoboCode
Aug 26th, 2008
12:31:55 PM
Where di the emperor dude get his powers then?
When I saw "Pitch Black"
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 26th, 2008
12:41:00 PM
Just as they reached the first big scene, where the flying birds come out to attack Claudia Black, a drunk went walking down the aisle stood there, and blocked my view. Then, at the end when the things come back after the blond, the drunk gets up into the aisle, stands there, blocks my view again and then leaves. I could have killed THAT fuck with a teacup.
Yeah Kid Z
by samurai sark
Aug 26th, 2008
12:49:01 PM
Where di the emperor dude get his powers then?

I would've prefered your explanation, but sadly, there was an Underverse in the movie... right underneath our own Universe.
I loved COR.
by Napolean Solo
Aug 26th, 2008
12:56:25 PM
Absolutely loved it. I'd love for them to make a sequel.
Vin said the sequel would take place IN
by knowthyself
Aug 26th, 2008
01:05:27 PM
The Underverse. So yes it does exist.
no..there was an underverse..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 26th, 2008
01:49:29 PM
with spiritual thingees like elementals flying about, an underverse isnt far fetched. It would have seemed off in Pitch Black, but not the world of COR.

And my guess is that Riddick will take the body of Kyra to the underverse, in hopes of reviving her.

Pitch Black
by papabendi
Aug 26th, 2008
02:02:51 PM
was okay. Sort of. Riddick was an interesting character anyway. COR was over blown, self indulgent bollocks. Judi Dench's entire role was basically exposition. Those dog/wolf beast things in the prison were laughable.
Great Potential
by Charlie_Allnut
Aug 26th, 2008
02:25:04 PM
But some of the sets and costumes were awful, the whole underverse plot seemed retarded to me, but I loved the sequences w/ the bounty hunters and in the prison, and Vin was perfect in it.
Babylon A.D. + Flop = No Riddick = Vin Diesel waiting tables
by Nerdgasm
Aug 26th, 2008
02:44:13 PM
I've always wanted to be served a hamburger and a beer by a has been actor. I wonder which sports bar he will be working at?
Frankly, I'd rather see this...
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 26th, 2008
02:51:17 PM
...than "The Hobbit", no matter how good that turns out to be. "Riddick" may be a series of sequels, but at least they're an original property. Weird to think that "Pitch Black" is almost 10 years old, though...
meh...
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 26th, 2008
02:54:37 PM
Pitch Black is a cool little sci-fi flick, low budget but entertaining for what it is. Chronicles of Riddick....SUCKED, a mish-mash of ludicrous situations (compared to Pitch Black anyway), bad FX, and poor editing (can't stand that big fight where the sound FX are muted and the only thing we hear is from the shitty soundtrack). Pitch Black was modest in execution but very effective in delivery....while CoR was like cramming a elephant into a shoe-box, it just dosent FIT IN.
"No sequel for you..."
by MR. MURDOCH
Aug 26th, 2008
03:19:20 PM
Didn't catch Pitch Black until everyone had already talked about, but was intrigued. I LOVED Chronicles of Riddick -- and I can't quite explain why, but part of it was the general ambiguousness that someone else mentioned -- no clear-cut "good guys" or "bad guys", and a twisty narrative that just went for broke in the fantasy and casting departments (Judi F'ing Dench?!). I liked its ambition and its relentlessness, and would have loved to have seen a trilogy, but the film hasn't done well enough to warrant them. Unfortunately, if they get made at all, they'll now be relegated to low-budget, all but direct-to-dvd hell, which kind of makes them not worth doing anyway... Do it BIG or don't do it at all... Twohy's an interesting dude, for sure...
Although, this is one case where...
by MR. MURDOCH
Aug 26th, 2008
03:21:36 PM
I actually preferred the *Theatrical Cut* over the Director's cut -- I liked the tight, intense narrative in the theatrical version, vs. the extraneous characters and cheesiness of the extended (or original) cut.
oh god i hope not
by Norm3
Aug 26th, 2008
03:24:15 PM
this trilgy died years ago.
The movie wasn't very good.
by MarceloAbans
Aug 26th, 2008
03:32:14 PM
but the game was really great.. I think it'd be better to expand on that character continuing the video game format. if you haven't had a chance to play it, please do. It's a fun and great game..
Vin Diesel's Alright
by DKT
Aug 26th, 2008
03:40:31 PM
I agree he's got charisma. But it'll take something like meaty American Gods to convince other people. Who knows if anything like that will ever happen, though.
Lord Marshall Lied!
by zinc_chameleon
Aug 26th, 2008
03:53:45 PM
Remember, he's Satan incarnate. I'd like to discover in the next episode that the denizens of the Underverse are the light-hating flying reptiles from Pitch Black. Only bigger, and smarter. Of course I'm stealing ideas from the vastly-underrated "The Mist", where the critters that were killing everyone were just vermin from the other dimension, and not its rulers.
COR was alright....
by Ultron ver 2.0
Aug 26th, 2008
04:13:39 PM
I made it thru that easier than that turdball Serenity. The SciFi movie well is so dried up....give me something!
COR was a great sci fi movie.....
by The Eskimo
Aug 26th, 2008
04:24:23 PM
....so stop all the hate. A lot of your standards are just way too high. NAME 5 BETTER SCI-FI MOVIES SINCE COR CAME OUT!
"Four-way split!!"
by Lord Haw Haw
Aug 26th, 2008
04:24:37 PM
Best line in CoR. Bring back Nick Chinlund as Toombs!
That first scene in COR....
by The Eskimo
Aug 26th, 2008
04:43:19 PM
...the one where he's fleeing from the Merc's across the alien terrain, is one that stands out in my mind even to this day when discussing sci fi action. That was just a cool scene!
Numbers Dictate
by toxicbuddha
Aug 26th, 2008
05:16:52 PM
At the end of the day it comes down to whether or not the movies made enough money to justify sequelization, passionate fanboy opiniions aside. I can't see them bringing this thing in at under $100 mill for it to not suck unwashed donkey balls, and I am equally unsure there is $150 mill gross out there for a theatrical release, given the quality of CoR.
Jesus I hope not
by Broseph
Aug 26th, 2008
05:21:14 PM
that hs to be one of the most boring fucking movies.
I Love the 2nd movie
by christpunchers2007
Aug 26th, 2008
05:42:06 PM
It felt epic without overdoing it. The direction and art were wonderful. Excellent tie in's overall with the 2004 PC game (which still looks awesome today in 2008). More Riddick movies please!
Guilty Pleasure
by Fineus Fog
Aug 26th, 2008
05:45:14 PM
is what COR is for me - it's a lazy sunday - you're slightly hungover - throw COR in the dvd player, kick back and enjoy, what feels like an 80's action/sci fi fest. I'll be there for more
Chronicles of Riddick had its moments.
by thedarklinglord
Aug 26th, 2008
06:25:45 PM
There were some great moments throughout the movie, a few surprisingly good lines, and some intriguing ideas, but a lot of the writing was just really sloppy and the special effects weren't all that special (with that lame-ass CG tiger-thing easily being the most painfully retarded effect ever put on film). Mostly, I think the problem was they were trying to do entirely too much with the movie. It's obvious that they wanted it to be epic, but they rushed it and, as a result, they were just all over the place and the writing, the pacing, the story, and most of the dialogue really suffered. Of course, the forced and juvenile attempts to revel in the bad-ass-osity of ALL the characters didn't help. A lot of it was just so over the top it was ridiculous. If they managed to bring that down a notch, really sharpen up the writing, and maybe scale things back to something a little smaller and more intimate like Pitch Black, then they might be able to rebound and save the franchise. Though, sadly, I'm not optimistic.
Here's hoping
by Caerdwyn
Aug 26th, 2008
06:48:12 PM
I loved Pitch Black. Chronicles of Riddick too (stylistically, it was very tight - the baddies reminded me of something out of Warhammer 40k). Bring on the sequels.
I Have Such The Cool Idea For This
by Media Messiah
Aug 26th, 2008
07:55:01 PM
One more in line with Pitch Black, and one more in line with Chronicles' LOTR view. I like when someone said "Conan in Space", if they really want to get it right, the LOTR part, they need to go in the direction of the first Conan film, hard core, that was a good/great film!!! The last shot of Riddick in Chronicles, as he sat back in the chair and realized what was going on around him was amazing.

I wish that the whole film had been made out of moments like that. The villain was too clean, too proper, too verbose and too available to the the audience and his people, he should have been in the shadows, and quietly sinister like James Earl Jones in Conan, and the same for Riddick, for that matter. We need a villain who is more Trent Renzor or Marylin Manson in terms of demeanor, sort of like Health Ledger in Dark Knight.
Yes Please! If they can make a sequel to Fantastic Four....
by Stormwatcher
Aug 26th, 2008
10:19:24 PM
Then why not a movie franchise that was actually good? Besides, they owe us, that ending while awesome needs resolution. Even if just 1 more movie to finish the series. Conan in Space. Like it. Glad to see all the love here on the Talkback. Means we all realize that we were bitching cuz it wasn't perfect when instead we get shit like Transformers and stuff and just accept stupid loud movies now. Seriously, why would anyone here NOT want to see it get made, even those who say they hated it, they know they would watch it.
Why does Brendan Fraser get a 3rd film and not this?
by Stormwatcher
Aug 26th, 2008
10:21:06 PM
I don't care about box office, your an asshole if you care how much a movie makes to determine your feelings on it. What I care about is something original and badass. This had both, plus a great xbox game. Damn that was a fine game.
Chronicles blew...
by MJohnson
Aug 26th, 2008
11:44:05 PM
...and not in a good way. They better up the ante and make sequels as good as the first one.
Gay-Verse...
by MJohnson
Aug 26th, 2008
11:47:33 PM
Just saying...
Running from the sun.
by veebeeyes
Aug 27th, 2008
12:41:35 AM
Someone brought this up earlier, and this is one of the things that just pulls me out of a movie. Yes, I am aware that It is hotter in the direct sunlight than it is in the shade. Of course, generally speaking this can depend on a number of factors. For example, if you are in a frozen wasteland, it might actually be COLDER in the sunlight than it is in the shade, depending on whether or not the shelter that provides shade for you also captures your body heat and insulates you from the cold wilderness outside. But generally speaking, let's say that it's hotter in the sunlight than it is in the shade. Still, as long as there is an atmosphere, won't that RETAIN HEAT? As in, suppose you're living in Florida in the summer. You're on the beach, and it's hot, so you stand under a tree to get some shade (not that there are many trees on the beach, so let's change that tree into an umbrella). You're now in the shade, and it's cooler. But here's the thing...it's not THAT much cooler. Because won't the hot air still be mixing with the cool air under the umbrella? Granted, the situation seen in Chrinles of Riddick might work on the MOON. Because the moon has no atmosphere. So there's no atmosphere to protect you from scorching solar radiation. And there's no atmosphere to retain heat, so that you don't freeze solid when the sun goes away. But when we're talking about a planet with an atmosphere (the characters in Chronicles of Riddick weren't wearing space suits), doesn't that sort of go right out the window? I mean, yes, it's hotter in the shade. However, direct sunlight INSTANTLY INCINERATES PEOPLE. If this planet has an atmosphere similar enough to normal human conditions to allow people to run across the surface of the planet with 100% efficiency and not DIE, then how is getting in the shade gonna help? Yes, direct sunlight might raise the air temperature to 4000 degrees Celsius. But the point is that the sun is going to raise the AIR temperature. So when you try to hide from the sun by getting in the shade, it very well may be cooler. But the surrounding 4000 degree air is going to mix with the air in the shade, raising the temperature in the shade to a good 2000 fucking degrees. It's cooler, but who cares? You're still dead.
I loved Pitch Black
by samsquanch
Aug 27th, 2008
12:55:43 AM
Everything since then has since degraded what made it great. This is the perfect example of studios mining a thin but compelling sci-fi/fantasy story for bucks, but only succeeding ing strip-mining it and barely making a profit. Personally, I preferred my own wistful speculations on Riddick's origins and the fate of the survivors to what the Chronicles have delivered. It's just possible that it might still be saved, or at least improved (shouldn't be that hard), but I get the feeling we're going to see some Furyan homeworld battles in flashback, some parent/family tragedy a la Conan, re-hashed space-opera revenge story, finally seeing Riddick become either lonely hero flying off into the sunset to be subsequently worshipped by the slaves he's freed, or crowned ruler of the newly created/discovered Furyan nation, or, less likely, sacrifice himself for those same pitiful dependents/slaves/worshippers. Shit. This is Conan in space.
Liked Riddick more than Pitch Black
by Teddy Artery
Aug 27th, 2008
01:03:56 AM
Although it ripped off David Lynch, Frank Herbert and HR Giger, it did it in a very entertaining way. I try to watch it every 3 or 4 months.
MAKE UWE BOLL DIRECT IT
by Sepulchrave
Aug 27th, 2008
01:27:12 AM
Boll MUST work with Diesel. It has to be. I have foreseen it!
Fanboys; OTHER crap movies have been made
by Sepulchrave
Aug 27th, 2008
01:28:45 AM
why not MY crap movie. Brendan Fraser...Fantastic Four...Plan 9...
Please God, No.
by KGersen
Aug 27th, 2008
01:56:07 AM
Necromongers - they are deathdealers! Furyans - they are furious! With this kind of shite, you would have thought George Lucas was behind it. Also the ability to take a surprise hit with a lot to recommend it, Pitch Black, and fuck it up royally in the next film. It's almost a condensed Lucasian arc, I tells ya! Let us all pray that Riddick and all he entails remains in a quiet grave. Amen.
the Eskimo
by Vern
Aug 27th, 2008
05:05:18 AM
I'm taking your challenge to name 5 better sci-fi movies since CHRONICLES came out. 1. CHILDREN OF MEN. 2. WALL-E. 3. SUNSHINE. 4. WAR OF THE WORLDS. 5. SERENITY 6. STAR WARS PART 3 (sorry, it's true) 7. There must be other sci-fi movies that have come out in the past 4 years.

Let's be honest, CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK is not a great sci-fi fantasy movie. It's silly and dumb and full of unintentional laughs ("I haven't smelled beautiful in a long time" is my personal favorite) and betrays its whole "serial killer chosen one" concept by opting for a PG-13 rating and not having him ever do anything bad at all. I was hoping for a genuinely smart and good lowbrow movie like John Carpenter used to do or early Schwarzenegger, but this is not that good of a movie. Let's not fool ourselves.

But... I still like it. I would've preferred "genuinely good" but "weird, stupid fun" is also acceptable. And it has that great ending so yes, please, make another one. I approve of Vin's mission of getting somebody to accidentally greenlight this.

PUT ME DOWN AS A PITCH BLACKER
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 27th, 2008
08:59:33 AM
CoR looked like an afterthought. A cash-in on PB's success. Vin should have created a new character for CoR instead of using Riddick.
I would agree with Sunshine and Serenity....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:13:40 AM
...being better. But Episode III? hhhhhmmmmm.......there are good chunks of that film. But as a whole Riddick is more consistent. If Lucas just cut together the 20 minute chunks of goodness and made the greatest 60 minute film of all time, it would be unstoppable.
I may have had a martini or two too many
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
09:14:59 AM
but when I rented Chronicles years ago I gave up after 10 minutes of space/planet gibberish. If I need all that exposition just to know whats going on, then screw it.
Hey Toad guess what?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:20:50 AM
Neigh means Neigh! Oyage!
I watched Riddick Saturday
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:23:53 AM
And I have to say the film has aged well.

I actually watched it sober and have to say they could explore the story further as Riddick struggles with burden of leadership.

I would check that out.

skimn -- eh?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:25:17 AM
Isn't there like 1 minute of exposition followed by 2 hours of non-stop action? That's what I remember.
Will watch Pitch Black again tonight
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:26:23 AM
I think Pitch Black worked well because it was fresh spin on a creature sci-fi story and the characters were given a little depth.

It also was fun to watch Riddick struggle with the fact that he actually started to give a shit about the others and needed to help them.

The locusts have arrived
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
09:27:23 AM
CoR has been added to my queue. I feel asleep after 30 minutes as I was bored to tears and didn't wake up until I was elbowed during the closing credits.

The movie was a huge departure from Pitch Black and that, along with the PG-13 rating, probably killed it at the theater as the base audience felt like they were no longer in the same universe.

I dont know if burdens of leadership
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
09:28:07 AM
is what we want to see. I can seem him fleeing the responsibility, or as I said before, taking Kyra's body with him, and using his Necromonger clout as a way to find the underverse.

Personally, I don't want to see any Necromongers in the new film. Let's have Riddick dissolve their following, pronounce the Lord Marshall a liar, and then head out himself, perhaps with a crew to find the Underverse. Most importantly, it should involve Riddick having a fresh adventure that is more sci-fi based.

people say the character changed so much....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:29:28 AM
...but did Riddick really do anything nasty in the first? I know he has the killer back-story....but refresh my memory. How is he more villainous in the first?
Dammit Chitty!
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
09:30:57 AM
I was not paying attention
From other TB:
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
09:32:51 AM
BTDKYD was fucking great! by HoboCode Aug 27th, 2008 09:13:36 AM Really loved it. I have to say the ending threw me for a loop. I should have seen it coming. I spent the whole movie trying to figure out how Andy was going to pull it off and then after he got shot and his wife left him I was like WTF? Brilliant ending.
I like the burden of leadership theme....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:33:09 AM
He was basically thrown into this situation of leading these people. He doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. To have a new race of baddies invade Helion Prime and look to Riddick for leadership has a whole lotta great possibility.
I meant....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:34:38 AM
...his new kingdom looks to him for leadership, not the baddies.
I actually should have explained better
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:34:50 AM
One of the struggles would have been leaving as leader and deciding to come back.

Yes, Riddick as a leader of a kingdom would be contrary to his character from Pitch Black, but I would like to see him have to make the decision.

You know a part of his selfish side woould like the pampering and power, but his true 'animal' side (Like when he pulled a Crocidile Dundee on that prison poodle) would be a very strong thing to keep bottled up.

But those that know me also know that I would like some creatures as the villians in the next.

Maybe an evolution of the creatures from Pitch Black as they leave the other planet to look for darkness.

Also have one of them larger, a superboss of the rest that is smarter.

Chronicles was a bloated mess
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
09:35:37 AM
It was not awful, but it was not good either. It suffered from the bigger is better syndrome. Jettison al the midchlorian/furyan crap. Take him back to a single adventure. In short Pitch Black II not Riddick 3.
Riddick sequel
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
09:36:08 AM
I think a Riddick sequel should start out with Riddick escaping fro mhis newfound throng of zealous Necromonger worshippers and then going from there.
Danny his character change is sort of like..
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:37:09 AM
He was running from his past in Pitch Black and he started exploring it in Riddick.

Riddick is and should always be a loner.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
09:37:18 AM
Take us on a whole new set of "chronicles."
So by that rationale Chitty...
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
09:38:49 AM
in this one he should dealve headlong into his past and come to terms with it. Possibly relate this to the Underverse.
Chitty....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:44:04 AM
I know. Thats what I thought. It didn't seem that drastic to me. It felt pretty smooth. And he is a changed man now. He is not the same locked up killer from Pitch Black. In between the two he was on the run for years, and it seems he realized he would rather have the company now. People act like he was Charlie Manson in the PB and Richard Simmons in COR.
The underverse is a cool concept....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:45:02 AM
...but I'm just not interested in seeing another green-screen world, and that's what it would be.
COR's problem..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
09:45:47 AM
Danny is right, he wasn't that different. And, whether people admit it or not, Pitch Black was about the man reconnecting with his humanity. Any other genre flick would have ended with Riddick being only slightly good enough to sacrifice himself for the others, leaving him a vague villain/hero. Most movies wouldn't have the balls to take the hardcore character and let someone else SAVE him, and let him be rocked to the core by it. Him screaming into the rain "Not for me!" was a big step for that kind of movie. And it totally worked.

So, I expected to see a changed Riddick, not a pansy, but a man who knows he is different and is dangerous in a new way, to a diff group of people.

But COR's problem is they only sort of reflected this change, and didn't make it much of a grappling point. Also, I thought there would be more struggle against the change in Riddick, and the false rebirth the Necros are trying to sell. Instead, it all seemed muddled, thematically speaking, and Riddick came off as less of a hard edged character and more of a comic book-esque hero. I didn't hate that, but felt that the meandering is what hurt the film.

Also, the script wasnt half as good as the original.

Yes, I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the f---er."

found this...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:47:29 AM
In a March 8, 2006 article on Comingsoon.net, it was reported that Vin Diesel claimed that a sequel to The Chronicles of Riddick was in the works. According to him, he had already written a storyline that covered a trilogy which began with the Chronicles of Riddick.

Another article on Comingsoon.net written on March 11, 2005 reports that Vin Diesel states that Chronicles 2 was to deal with The Underverse, while Chronicles 3 was to conclude the series with a return to Furya.

An article dated November 10, 2007 on countingdown.com, further indicates that a sequel may be in works - "We're talking about it". David Twohy indicates however that it "probably won't be a Universal movie and probably will be an independent movie" seeing a much smaller budget.

Yep Hobo settle old debts and move on
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:49:04 AM
Personally I can't see him staying king or leader, but going into exile to shore up his past (which includes the fighting, creatures, killing) and in the end being alone again.

After Pitch Black you saw that despite having the role of leader, he was basically alone again (which was confirmed in Riddick as he had lost touch with his passengers).

And yes, I'm harping on the creature bit, but what I liked about Pitch Black was despite him being human, deep down he was an animal just like the dark dwellers.

That primal instict so close to the surface would seem to me a sort of tragic route for requiring a solo future, not one as a leader entrenched in society.

I think that Alexa Devalos MUST
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
09:49:09 AM
come back. She is the only character link all the way to PB, besides Riddick, and I think that could be interesting. Especially, if there some thematic tie that will connect the Underverse stuff to the events of Pitch Black.

I think someone above mentioned what if the Underverse is populated by monsters similar to those on the planet in PB.

I'll watch Pitch Black and Riddick back to back...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
09:50:04 AM
...this weekend and see how CoR stacks up. I'll use a coffee I.V. if I have to in order to stay awake.
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
09:50:44 AM
I think I'll do the same. Havent seen Riddick since theaters.
I didn't really fancy the monsters....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:52:09 AM
..in PB. Its the situation that was impactful in Riddick's life. The fact that it was probably the first time he had helped a human being. The monsters are not important. I don't like the idea of them playing some larger role in the universe. They are just monsters on a planet...there are probably thousands of other planets with different monsters.
Chitty
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
09:52:22 AM
I have zero problem with his character change, it was all the mythological junk they saddled him with. The Furyan crap. The Necros. Just garbage. He was a bad ass, but their was no need to backload his story with so much crap. And the Necros were a dumb concept. Keep the character growing, jettison all the backstory. I agree with Node, have him escape the necros, crash land somewhere and do the one man gang thing against a planet of pitch black aliens.
HOD-- I dunno how you fell asleep...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:53:05 AM
...with that much ass-kicking. Its like dozing off in a strip-club....a visual feast!!!
Danny..sure there are..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
09:53:19 AM
but monsters are cooler than Intergalactic Space Mullets..
That's what I was saying Jonah
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:54:32 AM
Link it to the creatures from Pitch Black, but have a main creature that has more intellect and cunning.

Sort of like a queen xenomorph, but even smarter.

toad.....why would you want a movie thats a rehash of the first?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
09:56:16 AM
I don't get it. How is that interesting? It would feel bizarre to introduce this massive world in COR and then go backwards to a small, simple story with a few characters. That would be like setting Return of the Jedi entirely on Tattooine and having Luke battle a dozen Tusken Raiders for the climax.
And what I meant..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
09:57:34 AM
was not that the Underverse is like the PB planet, but that it is a savage, alien place with "biological creatures" and not some spiritual force persay. Maybe, that's part of it. All of the spiritual stuff in the first movie was suggested by Kieth David, and he found hope in what he saw as an invisible hand in practical things: Riddick coming back elicits the "There is my God."

If Twohy reveals the Underverse to be a sham, a dangerous vile place, that turns out won't aid Kyra or reveal anything to Riddick, it would force Riddick to look elsewhere, to go beyond the mythology and back to reality. Getting beyond the mythologically reasoning for things, and back to a sci-fi based story. The power the Necros and the Furyan's posess originate from the Underverse, but ina different way then they expected.

Monsters have to be involved
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
09:59:19 AM
Trust me, Riddick is better at fighting the monsters and sort of moving to their level as in Pitch Black.

Yes, I'm a sucker for the creature feature, but in Riddick it seemd to me that he WAS the monster.

It was role reversal, as the Church of Uppity tried to figure him out as they feared his power, just like the survivors did as they crashed the dark planet in Pitch Black.

I like monsters Chitty....and I think there should be some...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:02:50 AM
..I just don't like the idea of a link to the monsters in PB. I didn't think their design was great. There could be something a lot better. I really liked that one guy with his face in the mask that could detect the people they are looking for. I forget what he does exactly. His design was fucking crazy!
Also, the possibility that
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:03:39 AM
Kyra survives the events of COR intact, but changed somehow. Riddick in control of the Necros, but the Underverse is actually a trap, housing a dead alien race who would give power to any who would seek to ressurect them,or something. Then you have Riddick vs. this sinister force, that vies for control of the Necromonger legion.
Kyra should become an elemental....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:04:40 AM
what mask guy are you referencing Danny?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:04:59 AM
I don't recall that.
I think keep Kyra human..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:05:52 AM
as an elemental, I don't she would be a human foil for Riddick anymore.
The Necromongers have him on a chain leash.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:06:38 AM
...on Crematoria. His head is in a scuba mask sort of thing, and his face looks a little like The Predator. He makes this weird clicking sound when he scans the area...
DGDB, I saw Riddick after putting in a half day at work...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
10:06:43 AM
...driving 5 hours to Atlanta, tossing back a few beers and then heading out to the late show exhausted. In all fairness to CoR, I never gave it a shot. I guess I always assumed that because I fell asleep it was one of the worst movies ever.

It gets a second chance this weekend though.

Good to hear you're enjoying Feeder. Silent Cry is their newest album that came out last month. It's some of their best work.

but saying Kyra is alive is soap-operaish.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:08:17 AM
...I hate that. They milk the emotion with her death and bring her back in 3 for convenience of story, saying her wound wasn't that bad after all.
don't remember him..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:10:27 AM
Like HOD, I saw COR very late one night during the summer, a summer I was pretty stressed out, what with planning a wedding and looking for a job and finishing up a degree, and I almost fell asleep myself. I should really see it again. The kicker is a few months ago, Target was selling the Riddick trilogy for 10 bucks, and I didnt buy it.

Has anyone see the DC of COR? I heard it references Riddick's wife on Furya or something?

Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:12:23 AM
they totally did that with Blade 2 and almost everyone loves it. And I don't mean, wound wasn't as bad. We never saw her actually die, and we still don't understand the power of the Necros. And if Star Trek can do it, so can Riddick.
yeah....the DC is good....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:12:52 AM
I haven't watched it in a few years. But there are a few quick flashbacks and small character moments. Nothing big....but it does add to it.
Danny - Riddick was a bloated mess
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
10:13:19 AM
That took itself too seriously, a'la Matrix Reloaded. They grafted too much crap on to him. My suggestion is to return to his roots. Sort of like what Star Trek II wrath of khan did. Emphasize what made his character great, get rid of the extraneous Necro junk. Riddick alone fighting monsters, and mercenaries, and saving a family, is afr better than any Chronicles rehash
was there a wife character Danny?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:14:04 AM
Blade is dealing with vampires...thats different.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:14:15 AM
And Star Trek blows. I don't think they will bring her back. It's all about Riddick....not Kyra.
I don't think you see a wife....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:16:08 AM
..I think there a few lines mentioning he had a wife though. And they give Riddick a couple F-bombs to throw down, which is always good.
here is a list of DC added stuff....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:19:03 AM
—The first reveal of Kyra on Crematoria (7m33s-8m52s);

—A fellow Furyan, Shirah (Kristin Lehman—all her scenes were cut from the TC), hints at Riddick’s fate while he is in Cryo-sleep (8m52s-9m50s);

—The Purifier’s (Linus Roache) speech to the Helion Prime public (extended - 32m);

—The first confrontation between Riddick and the Lord Marshal (extended – 36m);

—Shirah appears to Riddick again during his interrogation (40m40s);

—At Home with the Vaakos—Lord and Lady Vaako (Karl Urban and Thandie Newton) get a little rougher with each other than in the TC (48m25s);

—One of Toombs’ team (Christina Cox) finds herself attracted to an unconscious Riddick (50m16s-51m26s);

—Riddick, Kyra and ‘The Guv’ (Yorick Van Wageningen) in slam on Crematoria (1h05m14s-1h06m14s)

—An uncut fight scene between the slam guards and the Mercs (1h15m00s);

—Another quick scene between Christina Cox and Vin Diesel (1h17m40s);

—An extension of the scene between Riddick and Vaako on the surface of Crematoria (including another appearance by Shirah) (1h34m40s);

—At Home with the Vaakos II—more ambitious discussions about bringing about the Lord Marshal’s downfall (1h41m21s);

I kinda remember the Shirah character.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:21:03 AM
I dont think she is his wife though. She talks a lot more about the prophecy involving Riddick defeating this evil force I believe....
I think Kyra needs to be back..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:26:40 AM
if she doesnt come back, I doubt anyone will return, and the ENTIRE story from COR will be discussed in passing. They will need a smaller budget, and therefore the Necro empire will be absent.
Here's an idea...
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
10:27:47 AM
Have the third start out with Riddick holding Kyra in his arms and her whispering something in his ear.

He gives the look of desperation and rage as she passes away.

He now knows he has a son being held in the underverse.

This was the male Furyan the Necros were after.

They travel to the underverse at the end of the universe and battle creatures and the sort of leader of the region of the underverse they are in.

Make the leader not human, but a sort of humaniod creature that can disquise himself.

Maybe Billy Zane from Demon Knight.

Make the kid very small, so he doesn't try to fight creatures with an underverse slingshot or try to hug Riddick, who makes the WTF face to the camera.

Make it a true infant with a legacy that Riddick HAS to protect and maybe even sacrifice himself for in the end.

and the Necros arent that diff than vamps
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:27:48 AM
since it is suggested that Lord Marshall defied death. So Kyra being resurrected isnt too off.
where the heck would a kid
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:29:20 AM
come from and how would Kyra know him? It cant be hers. She was a freakin little kid when Riddick ran.
monsters aren't important
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
10:30:15 AM
the monsters in Pitch Black aren't important....they are there to instill fear and survival instinct in the character which in turn creates "character development" especially in Riddick, when he realizes they won't survive without him. the monsters were cool, but they aren't important enough to be followed up on.
How about a Yar's Revenge movie?
by pokadoo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:31:19 AM
Even a trilogy, about a Fly thingy shooting at a big moving sheild thingy, like to get 'Revenge' and stuff, and hiding from spinney things in a gig orange vortex thingy. Or something. That would be cool!
I think what all the monster advocates
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:34:45 AM
are saying,myself included, is this:

Riddick is better in a savage and wild envrionment against wild and rugged opponents, be it monsters or bounty hunters. He just didnt seem to fit into the political/religious epic Dune stuff of COR. I think seeing him in a wild, rugged sci-fi landscape, battling alien life and what not is what people are advocating. Not that Riddick 3 be a "monster movie".

Also, it makes perfect sense for Riddick to try and bring Kyra back, if we think this is Conan-esque. One of the arcs attempted to be put into the Conan films was Conan's desire to resurrect Valeria.

I meant Big, like the Tom Hanks movie!
by pokadoo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:34:47 AM
Not Gig, like a Shed 7 show at Drummonds.
The Pacifier of the Fuyrans: The XXX Chronicles of Riddick 2
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
10:37:50 AM
I know how the studios love to throw kids in there.

I was trying to be funny in an underverse-underhanded way.

In all seriousness I think Riddick + some sort of creatures = my interest and $$$.

Jonah
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:38:25 AM
You mean to say if the Kyra character doesn't return people won't see this? What the hell? Everyone I know that loved the hell out of COR could give a shit if she came back. I just wanna see Riddick kicking some more ass....I don't really care whose ass it is (Necros, monsters, vampires, Republicans, the government of China) as long as Vin is crushing somebody's face, I'm in.
Well put Jonah
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
10:38:45 AM
Exactly what should be done
Riddick's kid being the chosen one is pretty cool...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:40:32 AM
He nailed a lot of chicks when he was on the run.....it could work.
what's important is Vin Diesel is selling out
by Spandau Belly
Aug 27th, 2008
10:43:42 AM
I have to say I'm overjoyed to see that this guy has finally accepted that audiences just want to see him grunt and punch. That 4 Fast 4 Furious trailer is great and hopefully this new positive attitude to sequels is an indication of the end of Vin's dillusions that audiences want to see him do Shakespeare or whatever.

I mean, it doesn't bother me that Statham is doing like 4 movies a year, and I personally prefer him over Diesel, but it's nice to have another dude who will help in churning out meathead cinema and re-establishing the glory days of the meathead action vehicle.
No, Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:44:25 AM
what I mean is that regardless of what the handful of fans thinks, I think that when Twohy looks at a new one and back at the last one here is what he sees:

What is worth keeping:

Necros-too expensive and they have already had a run as villains, and most people didn't like them.

Elementals-if we cant get Judy back, should we bother with a replacement? If no Necros, then elementals? Nah.

Kyra-well, she did fit in well with making Riddick bad-ass-gave him something to fight for, and helped develop romantic energy as well as a strong female lead. She also is a very strong representative of the Conan aspect. If you want to tie Riddick 3 in without bringing back Necros or referencing the PB planet, you have but one link left: Kyra.

That's all Im saying. Kyra is the most interesting thread of the Necro storyline left hanging, and if they pretend she never existed, or just died and move on, I think it would be the wrong move.

As is, I don't think Twohy is going with the Necro storyline, but he might attempt the Underverse. As such he could bring along Kyra, giving Riddick a reason to find the Underverse, and Twohy gets to keep his Furyan story, refs to the Necros, and give us a Conan-esque story that might not feel like COR.

Anyone see that Find Me Guilty movie? w
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:44:58 AM
That's the one where Vin has hair.
why do you keep saying it has to be Conan-esque?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:46:14 AM
I did Danny..it wasnt too bad..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:47:39 AM
It wasnt great, but it does make me lament that Vin hasnt tried more non-tough guy stuff. Riddick is great, but I don't need to have every character he plays talk like the rockbiter from Never-Ending Story.
hahaha.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:49:43 AM
Thats his voice!! What do you want the guy to do?

I enjoyed the hell out of The Pacifier by the way. Great family movie....Vin was hilarious in that.

I keep saying that Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:50:18 AM
because most everyone, and I thought you too, referenced it like being Conan in space. Maybe not you, but if you read above-the average comment is "I thought it was crap, til I realized it was Conan in space."

So..you either want one of three things:

go back to a smaller, isolated storyline with hard-scifi and maybe creatures.

continue on with this story but jettison the epic one man stands alone and seeks his kingdom story, and then dear lord, I don't know what you have.

continue on with the feeling of a Conan-esque story of a warrior loner fighting his way across the universe.

Jonah...but was it hard to stay focused....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:51:00 AM
...during Find Me Guilty, while you were staring at Vin Diesel with hair? I dunno if I could do it. I wouldn't hear a word he said...I would just marvel at that fantastic whig.
Danny.. I know it's his voice
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:52:04 AM
but in those tough guy roles it comes down to little terse sound bites..so when he is doing something awesome, and then speaks, all I hear is "MMM.DELICIOUS LIMESTONE."
yea, the hair was pretty bad, Danny...
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:53:06 AM
did you see Boiler Room? There is a good example of him giving a good performance.
Conan in space?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:53:34 AM
That is an ignorant comparison....why, because the main guy has muscles, kills a lot of people, and he is a one man army? So The Transporter films are like "Conan in a BMW" ?
good non-tough guy perf I meant.
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:54:01 AM
I dunno what Vin and Twohy need to do
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:54:35 AM
..they'll figure it out. This is a harder question than how to rid the world of poverty.
I was joking with the little kid part
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
10:54:52 AM
I don't think anyone would buy it as a main plot device unless the kid was a newborn.

Look at what adding a kid has done the past to movies like The Mummy Returns and The Phantom Menace.

It worked in Willow because it was an infant that was helpless and was the prophecy and not a comedic tool flicking buggers into enemies eyes to make them fall off a horse.

I don't think anyone wants to watch Riddick changing a daiper while fighting off bounty hunters.

Oh lord, I can see him flinging the little cloth shitbomb in an attackers face while holding the kid up to use as a piss cannon.

You can't have a kid anymore as the fans will balk at the concept.

No, Danny..not at all...
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:56:56 AM
It's Conan in Space, because a warrior rogue whose family was destroyed by a religious cult, and who teams with a bandit woman, fights his way into the company of that cult, is captured and sentenced to death, only to return, kill the leader, lose his bandit woman at the hands of the leader, and then be left with the entire cult looking to him, and it ends with this weary warrior sitting on a throne, with the weight of a kingdom in his hands.

That is the plot of Conan the Barbarian.

Chitty....unless......
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:57:03 AM
Riddick fucks one of the monsters from PB, and you get some weird hybrid like Alien Resurrection.
Escape from Butcher Bay
by christpunchers2007
Aug 27th, 2008
10:58:46 AM
That game REALLY made me appreciate the movies more, ESPECIALLY CoR. I played it for years before I picked up Pitch Black and also CoR. I guess for me it is why the 2nd movie actually felt "right".
haha..Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
10:59:11 AM
yea a baby alien Riddick. Perfect. Someone call Uwe.
Riddick/alien baby yes!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
11:02:36 AM
It would be the first child afraid of the light and not the dark!

And make that little fucker go overboard like Son of the Mask.

Call it the Rascal of Riddick!

prequel then sequel
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
11:03:11 AM
i would have rather seen a prequel to Pitch Black, showing him at his most ruthless, showing the man that caught him and HOW he caught him (can't remember his name, the dude that got his head bitten off by the monster) and have it end with him bording the ship leading up to the events of Pitch Black. THEN have a sequel to Pitch Black....just not the bloated mess that is CoR, none of this "prophecy" and "necro-monger" magical shit....it just didn't fit in with the spirit of Pitch Black at all IMO.
A CoR sequel can't go small again.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
11:03:34 AM
It will fall into the same trap as Alien Cubed, where they tried to go back to the more claustrophobic suspense roots of the franchise and got shit on for it.
Conan....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:08:56 AM
Awww...its that close to Barbarian? Damn. I thought the Conanesque thing was referring to the spirit of the character in general,. not following a specific plot structure.
and for that.....FUCK!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:10:08 AM
.....
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
11:10:40 AM
the reasoning for my preference in a prequel is simply his relationship with that dude that caught him, it seemed complex considerding the small dose we got in Pitch Black. i don't HATE CoR, im just not a big fan of movies going from small to HUGE...its like fitting a 300lb man into a 5 year olds shirt, it looks funny and just dosen't make a whole helluva-lot of sense.
the spirit of the character is there too
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:13:41 AM
and the spirit of COR was far more pulpy than Pitch, which is why several here are complaining. The appeal of Conan was a brutal but ultimately heroic guy who spent most of his time not being that hero, but more of an opportunist and a rogue, always being thrust into responsibility, not seeking it out.

Yea, that's alot of characters but the fantastic bits and the proximity of the plot to the original film, as well as specific shots-last shot is almost identical, is what makes it seem that way. Many reviewers said the same thing at the time.

fartedinthefaceofhollywood
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:14:37 AM
I could live with a Pitch Black prequel...that would rock. They should do the prequel, and close it out with a COR sequel.....maybe reveal things in the prequel that will come back to haunt Riddick in the COR sequel. That would tie the whole world together nicely.....
I suggest to Mr. Diesel that Riddick die at the end...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:17:18 AM
..of this saga. Like he has to give up his own life in the underverse, for his people, thats the deal. They could pull it off in a way that diarrhea shits all over the face of Matrix Revolutions. And I'm talking pea soup green diarrhea, just pouring off the front of Hugo Weaving's face.
Riddick dying.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
11:20:14 AM
Fuck that. What is with this shit about the hero sacrificing his life all the time. That Christian allegory shit is getting OLD.
What main hero has died?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:21:28 AM
Other than gay ass Neo. Fuck him....
dying isn't so bad....
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
11:24:16 AM
its a bit cliched but its such a suitable finish for films such as this, anti-hero becomes hero...hero becomes martyr to make up for a lifetime of wickedness, saves alot of people. Riddick is a such a "character-rich" kinda guy, he oozes back-story and deserves a worthy end.
just checking in...
by just pillow talk
Aug 27th, 2008
11:25:03 AM
The Lives of Others was a fantastic film. I loved the ending. Hell, I loved the whole movie.
Hero dying (in sacraficial mode)
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
11:26:14 AM
I can only recently think of Ripley in Alien 3, which of course she was cloned for 4.
JPT
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:28:45 AM
glad you loved it. Great film, huh?
very good film Jonah...
by just pillow talk
Aug 27th, 2008
11:30:08 AM
I'll tell you, I was sort of apprehensive in the beginning, but then it just sucked me in. The writer dude, wasn't he in The Blackbook?
yes, I belive he was..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:30:56 AM
HoboCode
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:31:14 AM
What did you have in mind with the hero sacrificing himself getting old Christian allegory thing? Matrix? I admit, it does seem cliché....but if you think about it, its barely been done in films.
is it safe to go off topic now?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:34:54 AM
I dont think there are many here who are discussing Riddick now save for us, and I think we have nigh exhausted conjecture.
I hate to mention this since I despise the movie..
by just pillow talk
Aug 27th, 2008
11:36:28 AM
but Bruce in Armageddon sacrificed himself.

I feel so dirty now.

Sunshine
by just pillow talk
Aug 27th, 2008
11:37:34 AM
There certainly was sacrifice there, though not a specific hero.
Arnie in T2 and T3
by just pillow talk
Aug 27th, 2008
11:38:54 AM
uh oh....
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
11:39:07 AM
Didn't Josh Hartnett sacrifice himself for Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbour???.....ewww...now i feel dirty, and who the fuck would take a bullet for Ben Affleck???...what an idiot
Heroes dying.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
11:39:37 AM
Well maybe not main heroes. I can't really think of much off the top of my head so maybe it only seems like it. Neo, Aslan, Children of Men, Deep Blue Sea Gladiator, Braveheart, TTRL, SPR, etc.
So didn't Robert Duvall and the other schmoes
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
11:39:49 AM
on that other asteroid die in Deep Impact? God I need a shower now.
pillow.....I'm saying more of a lead hero in a franchise sorta t
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:41:39 AM
I think its just Ripley and Neo.

Affleck and Bruce screaming, "I LOVE YOU!!!" at one another. Comedy gold. I wish there was a flashback to Affleck and Bruce laying in a park together and Ben is playing with animal crackers on Bruce's tummy, and Bruce giggles when the tiger gets too close to his pierced belly button, and his giggle sounds like the Downey bear.....that would have been sexy.

Sacrifice is pretty typical of these films..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:42:00 AM
Twelve Monkeys-though some will say it wasnt purposeful, it was def christ metaphor with bruce's arms outstretched.

Frodo is intended for that sacrifice, is spared it, but is still sort of ushered away because of the journey he undertook.

30 Days of Night.

Vader.

The Iron Freakin Giant. Also Vin.

recently..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:42:44 AM
Beowulf, Gladiator, almost all those big epic films end with the death of the hero.
DGDB
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
11:43:12 AM
That scene is in the deleted scenes on the super deluxe DVD.
Aslan doesn't count.....that allegory is in yo' face....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:43:23 AM
Fuck...maybe there is sacrifice everywhere!! I'm wrong again.
bright side
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
11:44:07 AM
at least its better to type this shit about horrid rancid movie than hear yourself speak it. and thats the funniest shit ive heard in a while DICKBLOOD.....Ben and Bruce with a box of animal crackers its batshit crazy / hilarious....what a parody that would be.
so who wants to take a stab
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:44:41 AM
at the year 2001 in film? We have done 98, 99, 00. 01? My memory is that it was an excellent year.
Bruce would do it....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:45:01 AM
...what else does he have going for him?
giggling like the downy bear
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:45:14 AM
brilliant.
Danny, that Ben/Bruce scene would have worked
by just pillow talk
Aug 27th, 2008
11:46:34 AM
if then a meteorite came crashing down right on top of them.

Roll credits.

His name is Snuggles.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
11:47:30 AM
Have a little respect.
Downey Bear
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
11:49:34 AM
I always pictured the Downey Bear sprouting teeth and claws and slaughtering a family.

When the cops show up he just turns back the cuteness and nobody knows what happened.

Sort of like the Devil's Gift, but with a Downey Bear with a gaping maw and razorblade claws.

chitty...there is a short film
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
11:52:08 AM
somewhere on the internet, where a little kid's teddy bear has to go into the closet to retrieve the boy who owns him after he was kidnapped by the bogeyman. It was pretty awesome.

Also, scour youtube for the Tales from the Darkside ep, Ursa Minor.

Snuggles....thats right...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:52:12 AM
I love that fucking bear. He is a cool dude.
I think I just love teddy bears.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:53:11 AM
..Teddy in A.I. = Brilliant
teddy bear was my favorite character in A.I.
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
11:55:49 AM
Bar none!

Loved that little fella.

If we are out drinking and one of us goes to do something stupid I always say "you will break."

Of course we laugh and do it anyway.

I think this last time was blowing up a propane tank with a 270 rifle.

We are bad about doing shit like that.

And that tank went up hard. You could feel the heat wave.

I loved A.I.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
11:57:32 AM
Very underappreciated film.
They say this cat Snuggles is a bad mother
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
12:01:14 PM
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I'm talkin' bout Snuggles

THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Chitty....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:03:36 PM
You blew up a fucking propane tank?
Found you!
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
12:15:56 PM
Okay I'm pretty late here on the whole Riddick thing, but why not have a prequel where he is sort of a villain? Pitch Black always dealt with him as a real source of fear, then CoR fucked all that up by making him a straight up hero type. I say, make Riddick what he was supposed to be before the first movie: a dak, frightening, unpredictable outlaw. It could be something like a group of bounty hunters tracking him on this exotic world, with a great variation of characters and personalities. All of them are tracking and hunting Riddick. Go ahead and have the planet be inhabited by strange monsters too. For the first half of the movie, Riddick is the movie monster, stalking the bounty hunters and taking them out in clever ways. Then in the second half, after the audience has become accustomed to the remaining hunters' personalities, and find that one or two are like Riddick in that they are simply grudgingly doing what they must to survive, have the monsters on the planet get more intense and aggressive, and make Riddick their savior. Eventually, thier bonds become stronger, and Riddick sacrifices himself to fend off a tremendous monster so the rest may escape (the climax). A fierce battle ensues, Riddick succeeds in getting them into the ship and killing the creature but is nearly killed by the monster in the process. The ship returns shortly after or something to pick up Riddick's body. One of the bounty hunters is the guy from Pitch Black.
I didn't do 2000......so here's my list:
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:16:15 PM
Man....98 and 99 really blew 2000 away....what am I missing?

The 6th Day

Bring It On

Cast Away

The Cell

The Emperor's New Groove

Frequency

Gladiator

Hollow Man

Lost Souls

Love & Basketball

Titan A.E.

Vertical Limit

Chitty
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
12:16:31 PM
then we can expect you to turn up on one of those "ooops, he killed himself" websites?
Chitty is bugnuts
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
12:19:33 PM
Propane tank is some serious business.

You best check yo' self before you wreck yo' self, dude. Don't need your wife explaining to your daughter in a few years that she don't have a daddy because he blasted one propane tank too many.

2001 list
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:21:48 PM
Awww....2001 is a much better year overall.

3000 Miles to Graceland

Ali

Artificial Intelligence: A.I.

Crazy/Beautiful

Exit Wounds

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Freddy Got Fingered

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Heartbreakers

I Am Sam

In the Bedroom

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Josie and the Pussycats

Jurassic Park III

Kiss of the Dragon

A Knight's Tale

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Mexican

Monsters, Inc.

Moulin Rouge!

The Mummy Returns

The Royal Tenenbaums

Thir13en Ghosts

Hey Kungfu
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
12:22:07 PM
You'll get your new kit tomorrow. So you're good to go for the next little while. Glad you enjoyed the bunch. I was worried everyone was going to wonder why I was sending them cinematic crap.
Yeah....Chitty....that is pretty crazy man....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:23:01 PM
..heroine is probably safer than that shit. I would be concerned a piece of metal would hit me in the face.
HOD!! I emailed you....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:27:53 PM
Orionsanges
by ArcadianDS
Aug 27th, 2008
12:28:29 PM
yeah because Back to the Future II and III are so 'omg this is the same movie' amirite?
2001 is pretty rich..here we go 20 at a time
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:29:32 PM
stuff I liked and loved:

A.I.

Ali

Amelie

American Astronaut

Atlantis

Atanarjuat:Fast Runner

Bandits

A Beautiful Mind

Blow

Bridget Jones's Diary

The Bunker

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Cat's Meow

Charlotte Gray

Devil's Backbone

Dogtown and Z-Boys

Donnie Darko

Enemy at the Gates

Enigma

Danny
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
12:29:55 PM
I'm lost. Refresh my memory. What are your lists..

All this propane and Snuggle talk has got me confused

Thanks Hawaiian!
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
12:31:00 PM
And don't worry, the last bunch was cool too. Might I ask what's in it?
skimn
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:32:44 PM
We were listing our favorite films of each year on the last TB. We started at 98.....and our now at 2001.....but I guess its just me doing it now and I feel like a twat.

Oh well....feel free to list yours!

correction -- ARE NOW....not OUR NOW....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:33:41 PM
Fucking dumb ass!!
Ahhh Heartbreakers...
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
12:35:25 PM
the JLH Tits film.
man I missed a lot of shit....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:36:44 PM
I agree with Dogtown, Enemy at the Gates, and Bridget Jones....

Captain Corelli's Mandolin? Ouch. That burns like a good case of Chlamydia. One of the few films with Cage I just can't watch....

next 20
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:37:35 PM
Final Fantasy: Spirits Within

Ghost World

Godzilla: All Out Monsters Attack

Gosford Park

Harry Potter

Heartbreakers

Hearts in Atlantis

In the Bedroom

Iron Monkey

Joy Ride

Jurassic Park 3

Kate and Leopold

Kingdom Come

K-Pax

Lagaan

Last Castle

Legally Blonde

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship

Majestic

Metropolis (animated)

No joke-- I can jerk off to Heartbreakers....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:38:45 PM
...any time of day, any day of year. Christmas morning....if Heartbreakers is on TV.....fuck......about to leave for my Grandmother's funeral.....if Heartbreakers is on-- I'm not leaving!! I am NOT leaving!!
Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:38:51 PM
ha! Yea, I'm basing that off watching Corelli's once and enjoying it. Thats all.
Damn!! I missed--
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:39:50 PM
Gosford Park, Majestic, and K-Pax....all fine films.
the next 20
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:40:26 PM
Bale is in that too isn't he?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
12:40:30 PM
next 20
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:44:54 PM
Mexican

Millenium Actress

Monsoon Wedding

Monster's Inc.

Moulin Rouge!

Mulholland Drive

Man Who Wasn't There

No Man's Land

Nowhere in Africa

Ocean's Eleven

The Others

The Pledge

Princess Diaries

Royal Tenenbaums

Scotland PA

Serendipity

Shrek

Spy Game

Spy Kids

Tailor of Panama

2001 Movies
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
12:45:38 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5jwmhf
And finally..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
12:47:06 PM
Vanilla Sky

Vidocq

Series 7

Session Nine

Memento

Happy Accidents

Thirteen Conversations about one thing

If anyone see Pillow, Jarv or Abom
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
12:51:14 PM
Tell them Kloipy says all is right in the world.
I kind of liked K-Pax
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
12:51:22 PM
But man did that movie get slaughterd by critics.
K-Pax was a fine film..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:02:48 PM
It was a good psuedo sci-fi drama. It had good performances and it was one of those films that was a staple back then-the big popcorn drama. In the early 2000s, there was one of these every week. And they were somewhat popular, especially in the weeks after 9-11. Last Castle. Hardball. Hearts in Atlantis. K-Pax.
what the fuck....I keep posting on the wrong TB's.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:06:16 PM
Jonah...

Did you read the write up about The Spirit? That movie looks like its gonna stink worse than Dan Akroyd's asshole

JLH went and lost an insane amount of weight...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:07:48 PM
...after those photos of her in a bikini hit the nets. She looks too thin now. But still, she's smokin' in Heartbreakers and it was a passable movie to boot.

Enemy at the Gates is one of those movies that I put on a pedestal. Can't explain why I go gonzo insane for it......*thinks*........headsh ots, Hoskins, Pearlman, Harris, Law and Weisz's sweet dumper, OK, I guess I can see why.

Gosford park on the other hand, everyone knows what list I put that on, right?

DGDB, I got your e-mail and responded.

Kungfu, good question. Let me see if I can remember. I think it's mostly titles that will be foreign (pun intended) to you: Open City, Musa, Shinobi, Sinking of Japan, Protege, I'm A Cyborg, The Restless, and per your request Sukiyaki Western Django, which unless you have a DVD player with DIVX capability, you'll have to watch on a computer.

K-Pax was very good
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:09:37 PM
What the hell is there to complain about? Space and Bridges give awesome performances...its a touching film. Were people pissed he didn't turn into some fucking green alien that looked like Mike Wazowski at the end, or what? I really really dug the photography and original score.
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:10:17 PM
Im quite excited for the dvd shipment. Whats in mine again? Though I could prob wait til tomorrow and see then.
Jarv will be gone for at least another week I think
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:10:52 PM
Pillow is lurking around here somewhere. Abom avoids our TBs as he told me he wants to "stay on target" so we won't be seeing him.

What TB is Kloipy hiding out in?

Say Hawaiian
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
01:11:16 PM
Ever seen Dragon Tiger Gate? It's a kungfu movie from China starring the great Donnie Yen. The action doesn't really compare to Sha Po Lang since it's a lot more fantasy and superheo oriented, but it's still a fun hour and a half and is certainly worth your time in my opinion.
Danny..regarding K-Pax
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:11:53 PM
It actually did decently at the box office, but I think all critics saw were a slow drama that was too understated. Ebert, to his credit, saw it for what it was and praised it.
Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:12:49 PM
Funny thing about reading the Spirit review, it made me think it sounds silly, but for whatever reason gave me a FIERCE desire to rewatch Sin City. I don't know why. I wasnt much of a fan the first time.
By the way, that list is what EVERYONE is getting...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:16:43 PM
...although Chitty, Mavra and ThereWolf are also getting the stuff from the first kit.

Jonah, since I know you have DIVX capability, I also threw in Going By The Book, The Guard Post, The Show Must Go On, Empress and Her Warriors, Three Kingdoms, Red Cliff and The Chaser.

I burned through 200 DVDs between both kits. That's more DVDs than I've burned for myself in 3 years.

My computer said "No mas!" last night.

Abom
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:19:12 PM
What the fuck does, "Stay on target" mean? Whats the target?

I think the founding four got a little upset about us taking over the TB's while waving the flag of the CoC. Thats why I don't bring it up anymore....thats more a pillow, abom, jarv, kloipy thang......we're something different.

Hey HOD
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
01:21:59 PM
Got the package. Wow your better then the jackass who's got my money from E-bay. Awesome man. I'll having something to do while looking for jobs when i move.
HOD...just say no to burning!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:22:31 PM
...and Chitty....just say no to blowing up propane tanks!!
Pitch Black vs. CoR
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
01:22:56 PM
I think everyone has missed the point as to why Pitch was so much better.

Keith David.

I regrettably saw Dragon Tiger Gate
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:24:48 PM
I wish I could unwatch that one. It made Flash Point look like Oscar bait. It had some neat visuals but it was just incoherent.
amen to Keith David....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:26:24 PM
he was kick ass in both Men at Work and Dead Presidents....and fuck me-- check out his IMDB....this guy works non-stop!!
there is a Behind Enemy Lines 3....set in Columbia?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:27:23 PM
Fuck yes!
Thanks to HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:27:40 PM
Im hooked on korean crime thrillers..When you sent the first batch, my heart initially sank when I realized so many were crime films of some sort. Then I watched them, and as I perused the unknown titles of this batch, as I saw the description crime thriller, I became interested. Nice job HOD. You have brought to a new appreciation of an entire sub-genre.
kieth david
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:28:32 PM
is like a black ron perlman. Works alot and is always awesome.
Ah yes, Keith David
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:31:00 PM
Love that guy.

Jarv and Pillow are great sports because they contribute just as much as we do to these TBs, but I can only talk about the TB topic so long even if it's religion and politics.

And I'm going to lay off the burning until Thanksgiving. Then you all will get your Christmas batches.

Series, since you have DIVX capability as well, I did send you Red Cliff and Western Django, right?

holy shit
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:33:54 PM
Emilio wrote and directed Men At Work? What a fucking genius.....
HOD...you have done enough already..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:34:19 PM
you don't need to send anymore packages. Thanks for all your effort. I havent forgotten about repaying you, just haven't figured it out yet.
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
01:35:27 PM
I seem to recall you saying you had a lineup for friday night? Are there movies you sent you still havent seen? If so, Ill try to synch up and we could discuss them.
You're welcome, Jonah
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:35:45 PM
I found that the Koreans are the new kings of the crime thriller genre. In fact, it's really the only genre they do consistently well the past few years. And 2008 has been a banner year for them.

Was Behind Enemy Lines 2 any good?

Yep Propane tank go boom!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
01:38:45 PM
We took the precautions of getting behind a ridge of dirt, but the heat wave still rolled over.

Best thing (or worst) was when we started making bombs.

I mixed up a solution of chemicals (I really don't think I should say what, but it is sort of well known) and placed the compound in three five gallon buckets.

I then got the fuses from model rockets (They have two wires that merge into a ignition-type material). This way we could run the wires to them and not have to light a fuse (bad idea!).

So we ran the wires together in a series circuit hybrid and jumped with a battery.

Nothing happened at first and all of a sudden the ground felt like it dropped a few inches!

We got back home and one of my friends neighbors said he heard it thundering back east of his house.

We laughed and laughed.

HOD
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
01:39:11 PM
Kloipy sent a shout out to you and me on the Twitch TB. He said to pass along he good wishes to all. Danny, none of The Four are upset with you, or us. jarv and Pillow post al the time. Abom means he likes to stay on the topic of the TB, and not go all over the place. It was DocP who did not like your casting aspersions on Aliens.
Got my package! All Hail HOD!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
01:41:45 PM
I jizzed when I saw The Host!

It wouldn't play on the dvd player (old RCA) but it played just fine on the computer.

That is just as well, as I have a nice set of headphones (the kind that cover your ears completely) and I can watch and not wake up teeny.

Thanks a bunch! Geez tonight cannot come soon enough.

I didn't mean upset really....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:44:03 PM
I guess turned off is more like it....I could sense the random topics wasn't their thing. I just mean Kloipy and Abom really....Pillow is always around. So Kloipy really did leave AICN like he said he would? Good for him for sticking to his guns.
how is the Twitch TB?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:46:31 PM
I've never checked it out...
I hit the movies hard over the weekend
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:47:02 PM
Saw Open City, Going By the Book and The Show Must Go On over the weekend but I watched Red Cliff and The Chaser the week before that so I've watched everything in your batch save for The Guard Post so I apologize if it's a turd.
It is going to be college football and movies
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
01:48:58 PM
all Labor Day weekend.

I'm going to have to start a meth habit to see all of these this weekend.

Will watch The Host and Choclate tonight.

Kloipy left long before we started our thing
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
01:50:01 PM
I think he is busy at work. Pillow knows. Kloipy was pleased with the direction we have gone in under the banner of the CoC. Abom simply wants to post in relevant TB's, nothing wrong with that. Quite a few people do that.
The Host is fantastic
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
01:50:21 PM
The Host sucked balls.
by HoboCode
Aug 27th, 2008
01:51:18 PM
Hated it.
Chitty, I fear you'll have to watch everything...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
01:55:07 PM
...on your PC then. Everything I sent you is from my original copy so you don't have the DIVX/MPEG thing to contend with but it sounds like your DVD can't handle burned discs, just like poor old Fred. So long as you don't mind watching them on your PC then I guess it's all good.
I saw The Host when it came out
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
01:55:10 PM
Loved it!

See what happens when you have a creature feature with great characters?

There really is no telling how many times I will watch it this weekend.

The Host was a fine movie for what it was
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
01:55:36 PM
A sometimes comic, Korean monster flick with a dollop of horror.
Jonah
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
01:56:46 PM
You mentioned Negadon a few days ago. Great short animated monster flick. I loved it.
Don't mind a bit HOD
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
01:57:41 PM
I actually like it on the PC, as I can cram my face up to the screen and use the headphones which have amazing sound.

Also my beer is right next to me on the desk and I have a big leather chair.

I haven't tried the PS2 yet, or the other dvd player though.

But if it is PC only then I will not complain one bit.

PS2?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
02:01:03 PM
I'm guessing it will play the discs but if the computer suits you fine, then you're golden. Enjoy!
Danny I am at home today guess what is on?
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
02:01:41 PM
Journey to Center of the Earth. Gertrude just made her entrance. Little does she know what fate has in store for her!
Chitty
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
02:02:49 PM
Your pyrotechnic escapades reminded me when I was a kid, we would mix lye and water in a pop bottle and add in a wadded tube of aluminum foil. We'd cover the bottle top with a balloon. The gas produced by the eroding tin foil was a type of hydrogen (we guessed). The balloon would fill, and we would tie it off when it was big enough. We'd light the bit of string at the end as the balloon ascended. When the flame reached the balloon, yes, it was like a mini-Hindenburg. It was fun till one time I burned my eyebrows off, because the balloon had a pinprick hole that caught the flame as I lit the string...but still, good times..good times.

But damn man! You're gonna blow up a neighborhood!!

That's Playstation 2 but I don't know if it will play it
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:05:32 PM
But as long it plays somewhere in the house I don't care.

Will check out Machine Girl tomorrow night and maybe another.

Gertrude NOOOOOOO!!!!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:07:17 PM
Stay away from the BBQ sauce!

Bastards!

It's ok Chityy
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
02:08:40 PM
Arlene Dahl was smokin even in milfhood
Skimn
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:11:22 PM
Yeah we have settled down quite a bit now that I am married and all.

Got a family to think off, so really don't do that stuff anymore.

But we did the tin foil trick and put the balloons in a big garbage bag. The we would put a few small rocks in the bottom to give it weight and toss it on a camp fire.

We also put dry ice in a plastic bottle with water (boom!) and wrapped up a shitload of sparklers in a wad of electrical and duct tape (Very Big Boom!!).

Ahhh precious memories, how they linger.

The one good part of Dragon Tiger Gate
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
02:13:10 PM
was the fight scene in the restaurant. What the fuck was up with that main bad guy? What. The Fuck?
HOD
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
02:14:39 PM
did anybody get Red Cliff? I have been dying to see that since I saw that huge seven minute promo thing on another site. Looks like a blast. And I have been a fan of the three kingdoms stories since the first time I played Dynasty Warriors. Is Guan Yu in it? What a badass.
The Host
by skimn
Aug 27th, 2008
02:16:28 PM
Heard it described as Little Miss Sunshine meets Godzilla. Not a bad description.
The Host was great
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
02:22:03 PM
Awesome monster flick, i really dug the monster design also....slimy and original. Loved that scene of the young girl running up its back while its sleeping trying to grab the chain only to be caught mid-air by its tail, frrreeeaaaaky.
fartedinthefaceofhollywood
by toadkillerdog
Aug 27th, 2008
02:23:03 PM
That was a truly great scene
awesome lobotamy scene also
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
02:25:20 PM
it was a bit nerve racking watching that scene of the dude begging and pleading for them to let him go only to have them calmly strap him into a hospital bed and drill into his dome....nicely done, and a bit confusing....can't remember WHY the fuck they did that.
Won't happen
by hallmitchell
Aug 27th, 2008
02:26:47 PM
It's that kind of dillusion that has put a potential great action stars career in the toilet.
kungfuhustler84
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
02:27:10 PM
Jonah, Series and ThereWolf got/are getting Red Cliff because they are the only ones who responded when I asked about DIVX capabilities. I'm sure everyone has a computer at home they can watch the movies on but I held off this time. As soon as I get either "I don't mind watching on my PC" or "My DVD player is so kick ass it can play files not yet invented" then I'll send Red Cliff and a bevy of other movies out to everyone, especially since I want to see what people thought of Red Cliff, Assembly and The Chaser. And I still need your thoughts on the stuff you just watched.
great thing bout lobotomy in Host
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:30:37 PM
is he seemed smarter after it...I was like "wha?"
The Host is a classic
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:31:53 PM
It really is. I think that movie is Korean cinema firing on all cylinders. It has the inappropriate slapstick, the familial themes, and it has a great monster and mistrusting the government. Perfect.
Yep that was HIGH tension
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:32:09 PM
when the girl was going up the back of that creature.

My favorite was the opening scenes of the creature.

Only Tony Jaa could have made it better.

chitty qouting precious memories
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:33:25 PM
after a discussion of blowing stuff up=gold.
Does anyone else know
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:34:49 PM
if that director is doing anything new? Memories of Murder(the movie not the poster) and The Host are both masterpieces. What's next?
HOD is Red Cliff as good as the reviews say?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:36:52 PM
I could not believe the budget they had for that thing. Something like $80 millions US dollars?

Geez, imagine if they spent like Hollywood on movies.

You better believe we would get that giant kung-fu robot movie then.

Also, wait til you guys see
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:36:59 PM
Save the Green Planet. Another great korean film. Is it just me or do the koreans OWN asian cinema right now? I recall they got off to a rocky start with some lame comedies and tepid sci-fi like Natural City and Yesterday.
Fun With propane
by Xiphos_2
Aug 27th, 2008
02:38:42 PM
If you want to have fun with propane get several large bottles, more then five gallons, and hit them with tracers rounds from a M249. Or if you can pull it off, get a large tank like they have at a gas station and test the force multiplier theory. Hit it with a .308 launched from a M40A3 from at least 600 hundred yards out. Man that explosion is fantastic.

Chitty, it seems we both liked to experiment with field expediant munitions as kids.

Jonah, what do you mean "anyone"?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
02:39:08 PM
Just ask me dude. I'm your source for Asian film news.

Joon-ho Bong is currently writing Host 2 and directing a movie called Mother which is another crime thriller about a serial killer.

Toad..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:44:45 PM
I quite enjoyed Negadon, but it might have been because of it's placement in our all day film fest. We watched four feature length films, starting with Kamikaze Girls and then Place Promised in Our Early Days(an anime), Cypher and finally Great Yokai War.

In between the features we showed short films- Kakurenbo, Voices of a Distant Star, Jasper Morello, Call of Cthulhu, Cat Soup and Negadon.

I think all the pieces together made each more entertaining than on it's own. But, we started at like 8:00 a.m. and finished at like 11:00 p.m. and I think some people were turned off after the first one. Save for the geeks of course, who were there for every movie.

HOD
by Mavra Chang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:44:57 PM
I usually watch movies on my PC because it's in better shape than my TV/DVD (my tv is about 20 years old and my DVD player is a cheap Big Lot's special), but I am appreciative of whatever movies you are setting up for me. Thank you.

I've got to check out these Riddick films, I guess. I haven't ever seen a Vin Diesel movie, as far as I know. Reading all this stuff about them got me interested. Pitch Black is the first one, right?

mmmmmm Gertrude....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
02:45:39 PM
a fine specimen indeed. All she needs is a little ginger, nutmeg, cloves, honey-- some fresh parsley on top. a little bit of plum sauce, topped off with a little mango chutney. Roast for about 30 minutes......mmmmmm what a fine bitch.
HOD
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
02:46:35 PM
Yeah I got those two DVIX movies. But man you sent me Shinobi? You really want me to like that movie.
Red Cliff is the longest erection you'll have...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
02:47:47 PM
...without looking at T&A. It is just gorgeous. Every frame. And the performances are sublime.

Keep in mind, it's the first of two parts so we have to wait until next spring to see what is shaping up to be the grandest battle sequence every put to film. Might even surpass the Battle of Pelenor Fields.

Jonah will be the one guy here to have a dissenting "it was a'ight but not the second coming" opinion I project but everyone else will go cuckoo bananas for it.

I'll send it out to everyone as soon as they are done the current batches. With luck I'll have the actual DVD release by then so DIVX won't be an issue for some.

Jonah, so far the Koreans own 2008 theatrically, but Hong Kong really is nipping on their heels. I'd say the Koreans are the top dog but 2007 still leaves a foul taste in my mouth. We just need the Japanese and Thai to catch up and we can give Hollywood the finger.

Hawaiian
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
02:49:07 PM
I actually still have all my stuff in storage until I move into my apartment in September, so I have been watching everything on my laptop. So I have no problem with that. Sorry I didn't chime in on the Red Cliff question. Like I said earlier, I have been gone a lot lately. I would love to see it at some point though.

I have to go soon so I really only have time to discuss one movie. I'll start with Mr. Socrates. First of all, that "teacher" was a great actor in my opinion. when he went all crazy for a second it was so shocking. The protagonist was really cool too. The first person I have ever seen who made a double chin seem badass. Also, i loved how often he beat up that long hair guy with the "viagra." Every fucking time was hilarious. And the guy that gets caught and has to pretend to get beat up so that he can get put back in jail. Do you know who that guy was or what else he is in? He was fucking hilarious. A great comic actor. Especially when he is looking for "blood."

Yep Jonah, how they linger! Check this out!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:49:42 PM
You have a little sister that had about 1,000 stuffed animals?

Well mine wanted to get rid of hers, so me and my cousins gathered the best ones.

We sliced around the neck very carefully and pulled out some stuffing. Then placed inside a cheap ziplock bag (they are thinner) with Karo syrup, red food coloring and canned dog food (got that from the Jaws Log if I remember correctly).

Then get the gun powder for a muzzle loader and grind the powder up real fine (burns faster).

Pack it in a pipe or really anything sturdy and BAM! bloody stuffed animal corpse.

We also did the head with the blood and dog food mix and shot it with a 12 gauge against a white sheet on the side of the shed.

That way you could see the splatter better.

Are you surprised I enjoyed horror flicks?

Oh and Bittersweet Life
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
02:51:09 PM
was just brilliant. Totally brilliant. I would love to discuss that more later when I have lots of time.
oh fuck off egg salad
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
02:52:46 PM
You will always be a poor man's Cock Tease.
Sorry Series
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
02:54:45 PM
I didn't realize you had seen Shinobi and it wasn't your thing. Oh well, maybe your girlfriend or future kidlets will like it. But you got Red Cliff so all should be forgiven.

Mavra, now that I know DIVX discs won't be an issue for you, you'll get the motherload in the next shipment.

Best HOD quote of the week...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
02:55:33 PM
"Red Cliff is the longest erection you'll have without looking at T&A."

So sayeth THE DONOR!!

August 27th, 2008

Thanks, HOD
by Mavra Chang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:55:43 PM
You rock!
Yep Xi, we tried making Daisy Cutters too!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
02:56:59 PM
Grab a 12 gauge shotgun shell and empty out where the lead pellets are.

Then fill that chamber with more gunpowder.

Now tape nails or whatever sharp objects around the plastic tube.

Then tape a heavy ball bearing to the flat end with the firing cap and attach a kite string like ribbon to the other end for balance.

Throw in the air and it will land on the ball bearing, which pops the firing cap and ignites the powder.

See? A half-ass Daisy Cutter that works.

that should be turned off
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
02:57:34 PM
after the first all-day event. I havent done one since, though I'm seriously considering one this fall.
I think egg salad is John McCain
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
02:58:02 PM
He posts on AICN when he has down time on the Straight Talk Express, between stops at Nascar events and Country Music Festivals.
kungfuhustler84, you're OK in my book
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
02:59:04 PM
I've tried to get friends into Mr. Socrates and never got a nibble. And here I find a group of people I've never met who loved it. Go figure. A Bittersweet Life would have been big here among Tarantino fans. I don't understand why Dragon Dynasty hasn't released it. Even Shadowless Sword just got a release yesterday.
Its cool
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
03:01:26 PM
HOD I've got no room to complain. I will definitely give it another shot.
Sen. McCain....please stop snoring.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:01:43 PM
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:03:03 PM
why do you think I will think that? Only movies I felt that way bout with last shipment were Bloody Tie and Machine Girl. Red Cliff has been one of my most anticipated movies all year. It will either rock, or I'll probably hate it.
Mavra
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
03:03:21 PM
Here's your FedEx tracking number although it won't be "active" for a couple hours as it hasn't left the building yet but it's scheduled to arrive tomorrow.

974562071858

HOD
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:04:13 PM
Fred bought a new DVD player. NOt hooked up yes. BUt looking forward to all the new batch of movies from you. Thank you.

Hello Mavra Chang!

Thanks again, HOD. Hi Fred.
by Mavra Chang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:06:32 PM
How are you feeling today? How's Dirk?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:07:58 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Jonah, I hope you prove me wrong
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
03:08:42 PM
I just have a suspicion that you'll see it as a more elaborate Warlords or Mongol. Some people get tired of seeing massive armies slice and dice each other. Me? I could watch it all day. I can't see you hating it. It's too beautifully shot and acted to hate.
Fred feeling Fine
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:08:54 PM
Dirk dealing with DT's. Apparently fortified wine and Amoeba's do not mix!
That's great news Fred
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 27th, 2008
03:10:51 PM
Now you can watch your movies over the long weekend. I assume it can play any file?
10,000 grand
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
03:10:55 PM
to the first person who brings me the fingers and keyboard of egg salad
If it's a more elaborate Warlords or
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:11:08 PM
Mongol, I'll love it. I really dug both of those movies. But then, neither of those was directed by Woo, and I think it will make all the difference.
Damn Fred! I had sheriff posse looking for you again
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:11:41 PM
Were you on Ninja Fred mission that you cannot speak of?

I understand.

When ILAGCT
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:12:20 PM
is attacking Egg, you know his schtick is done.
oops
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
03:12:59 PM
i mean 10 grand, BIG fuckin oops
"It's been a very long time since I've smelled beautiful."
by rbatty024
Aug 27th, 2008
03:13:25 PM
I only saw the first one intermittently on cable, and even then it was for no more than ten minutes at a time. Vin Diesel's career ain't exactly on fire right now so I think rebooting old franchises is the only way to go. Unless he decided to hone his acting craftsmanship in order to receive more varied roles. Actually, I'm just joking about that last one.
Best part of Socrates
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
03:13:43 PM
were the ear biting scenes.

I want to discuss the movies more but I really don't want to spoil them for anybody who hasn't seen them. Who has seen what?

egg salad....Indy 4 fan? Yes?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:14:22 PM
I knew it...you diseased cunt.
Yes, it can play any file
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:14:27 PM
Fred will be off Friday! Can't wait to watch movies
Danny..you're breaking the embargo..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:15:03 PM
Fred
by Mavra Chang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:15:29 PM
Was that the one from Wal Mart?
Kungfu
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:17:46 PM
I have seen all of them. I quite enjoyed Mr. Socrates. Good film. And the ear biting was probably the best scene.
ChittyChittyGangBang
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:17:50 PM
Fred was possesed by an alien Pos that spoke Scottish! It infected Dirk first. Mavra Chang and ThereWolf exorcised it out of Fred with Thunderbird - they did not have any EverClear. Fred feeling fine today, but Dirk suffering withdrawal symptoms. It
I said I'd only agree to the embargo if I got the payola...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:18:01 PM
Egg will be banned within a few minutes anyway. He always slithers off to his local church to visit Father O'Reilly.
kungfu..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:18:14 PM
what did you think of running wild? I was surprised how much I liked that one.
That should say Alien Pod
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:20:04 PM
Yes Mavra Chang - it was from Walmart
funny fred
by Jonah Echo
Aug 27th, 2008
03:21:34 PM
because I thought you meant Alien P.O.S. and then I could imagine Nick Nolte growling "infected by some alien P.O.S that spoooke...SCOTTISH!" And with that he downs the everclear after popping ecstacy.
Dear God, Thunderbird?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:21:37 PM
Geeez, that is like koolaid with rubbing alchohol mixed in.

Also doesn't it cost like two bucks per gallon?

Jonah Echo
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:23:25 PM
That made Fred laugh!

What the word? Thunderbird! What's the price? Twice as nice!

Ha, I thougt alien P.O.S too!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:24:17 PM
Like it wasn't a good alien, but sort of a crappy one.

Sort of like comparing a xenomorph with the alien from My Favortite Martian.

Ha, I got myself chuckling.

Thanks, Fred
by Mavra Chang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:24:56 PM
That means I might be able to fit one into my budget soon. I'm doing slow tech device updgrades. The tv will probably be my finale, as it still works well, despite it's age.

I'll be back later. I've promised to try to fix my neighbor's computer problems today. Ciao!

Fred did not mean it that way - but it does seem funnier
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:26:27 PM
Fred not mean to swear though. Might have to wash mouth out with soap.
Fred gonna get back on topic
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 27th, 2008
03:33:39 PM
Fred loved Pitch Black. It is in Fred's top ten all time sci-fi. CoR is not so good. Fred would like a return to a simpler storyline. Fred think the idea of a Prequel to Pitch Black is excellent. But they would not do it, because that would be admitting they were wrong about CoR.
good night egg salad forever.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:36:05 PM
Fag.
dont forget to spit on your hand first salad
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
03:36:13 PM
vern -
by palewook
Aug 27th, 2008
03:36:44 PM
"1. CHILDREN OF MEN. 2. WALL-E. 3. SUNSHINE. 4. WAR OF THE WORLDS. 5. SERENITY 6. STAR WARS PART 3"

(3) sunshine, fails so bad in the 3rd act it erases a possible great sci-fi film into pure shit. failing to make the list (4) war of the worlds? come on. its ok, but its not better than CoR. (5) SW3??? Noooooooooooooo. Don't even get me started on the silly dialogue in this thing. Wish I had been on something during my viewing of SW3, it might have been an ok comedy then.

palewook
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:38:54 PM
How dare you speak ill of a Star Wars film....how DARE YOU SIR!!
Goodness palewook
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:44:39 PM
Surely you can mean classic cinematic vernacular as a robot coughing?

Oh crap I have made a remark against a Star Wars movie!

Rage, Lucas lovers, Rage!

dude...he was sick.....what the fuck?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:45:51 PM
Sunshine
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
03:48:29 PM
i agree Sunshine got a bit "WTF!!!" towards the end...mainly when Mr. Crispy showed up, but other than that...i really enjoyed it.
Running Wild
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
03:50:33 PM
was a little long, but a really good movie nonetheless. Not as good as A Bittersweet Life in my opinion, but it had a really great evening. A pleasant surprise since, like Daisy, I had no clue what it was about prior to seeing it.
Apparently....
by Darth Macchio
Aug 27th, 2008
03:51:25 PM
Twohy originally planned on Dick Riddick getting killed in PB but test screenings favored the character so much that he flipped the death scene in the end (no spoilers here if u haven't seen it!).

I agree with the above....the Dune-like politics didn't fit his character...proverbial shoving of a circle through a square hole. Get him back to the raw and edgy with any antagonist being INhuman...not simply gothic-y humans and Colm Fiore (yes, horribly miscast) with that silly vampire-blur speed thing. Plus, the fight at the end of CoR was pure shite...I don't believe Diesel has any specific training or did any training (I read about some mutt version of martial arts but it looks like brawler shit to me) but that one simply and quick fight in PB was about a million times kewler. Even the line "Did NOT know who it was fukin with" works. Roots will bring Riddick home...not political intrigue and a hundred new side characters (and even tho Alexia is a superhottie, I still didn't see her as a badass....much...anyway.

Oh and if u think RotS > CoR...
by Darth Macchio
Aug 27th, 2008
03:53:20 PM
I've got just one word for you...

"NOOOOoooooo oooo!!!!!!!!"

End of discussion, no?

I liked War of the Worlds better than CoR
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
03:54:36 PM
Just saying, it had giant robots.

And the scenes where the tripods attack the ferry and when they rise up out of the ground trump anything visually I saw in CoR.

I agree Fred
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
03:56:57 PM
All the Chronicles of Riddick love is a little confusing. The main bad guy was obnoxious, tame, unintimidating (especially compared to the protagonist), and totally worthless. The dramatically increased scale only seemed to distance me from the film. It didn't have the personal stories of Pitch Black. Also, the visuals were lazy, mediocre, and similar to so many other things thanks to all the CG. Whatever happened to CGI being used to effect in the first movie? I've mentioned this before, but remember when the guy with all the lights gets separated, and he expels the liquor on the fire, illuminating all the creatures? What a great shot. Another cool one was when Riddick got in the face of that one monster so he couldn't see him, and he was mirroring his movements. What a cool, clever scene. I can't think of anything in the sequel that even compared to those parts, but I welcome somebody to think of something as cool. Anything to enhance the feel of that totally mediocre effort.
I agree Chitty....there are some
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
03:57:26 PM
amazing visuals in WOTW. But overall COR is a better watch for me. Its all about the fun factor for me......WOTW depresses me. Its not really fun.
Nobody commented on my Riddick idea
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
03:59:51 PM
was it just really stupid. It could have promise? Right? Guys?

(Goes back to corner, curling into a ball, murmuring crappy movie ideas to himself once again, and nodding occasionally)

WotW
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
04:01:27 PM
War of the Worlds was great....when the shit was hitting the fan as in...humans getting dusted left and right. is it just me....or should Tom Cruises character have beat the shit out of his son then dragged his lifeless body off the hill???...that scene made ME want to beat the fuck out of him
a great visual in COR
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:01:44 PM
That one dude walking out into the sunlight on Creamatoria and melting away after he reveals he is a Furian.
Kungfu that breathin of liquor shot
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
04:03:29 PM
convinced me to see the movie!

I saw the creatures and had to check it out.

Very good scene, sort of the so-called money shot of that movie.

Riddick putting out the candles in that room...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:04:52 PM
...and proceeding to beat the fuck out of all those guards while machine gun fire strobes the room.

That crazy bomb device that slam into the floor that incinerates everyone standing around it....

True Danny
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
04:05:46 PM
I like the fact that it was depressing as the fall of man should be just that.

But guess what?

The ending contradicts the mood he was building the while time, wrapped in a neat little package on the porch.

Sort of gave me mixed feelings.

that was a good scene DANNY
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
04:05:59 PM
....but it was a bit funny in a way, he walks out there and starts disentigrating...hes damn near skin and bones and he falls down....im thinking hes gonna stay down cause he got FUCKED UP, next theing ya know he gets up and takes a couple more steps....now THAT is a bad mother fucker
danny
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
04:06:47 PM
how far into the movie is that part?
Also Danny
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
04:07:48 PM
When Thandy opens the trap door on the ship and city is spilling past below.

I liked that visual. Simple and effective.

dont forget Riddicks kick ass escapes
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
04:08:15 PM
like how he dislocated his shoulders to get away in Pitch Black....to wrapping himself in that chain he was hanging from only to unwrap and snap it....very cool to watch
yeah they cast all wrong....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:08:34 PM
only Keith David is tough enough to play the guy that keeps walking!!
Less fantasy, please
by Cobbio
Aug 27th, 2008
04:10:14 PM
I enjoyed "Pitch Black," but thought "Chronicles of Riddick" was a huge misstep. It was trying too hard to be gamer-friendly and forgot about drama and plausible explanations. I mean, in the first movie, Riddick is just Riddick. He had biologically upgraded eyes to see in the dark, yes, but he's just a dude. Which was fun. "Chronicles of Riddick," however, got too giddy with fantastical "what ifs" and forgot about character-specific issues that make them interesting. Also, is there any explanation AT ALL for why Riddick can do the things he does? Because if there isn't, then the whole story is silly fantasy of the worst kind. What does being a Furyan mean? Is Riddick bioengineered to be a supersoldier, but was cast out with the rest of his race at some point? Because that's a far more interesting and compelling, not to mention badass, basis for a story. All this Underverse shit is just silly gamer fantasy.

Unless Twohy brings something more compelling to the next film, which I hope will be a low-budget ($70-85 million) production. That way, Twohy will have to work for every effect and dramatic moment to work, instead of assuming that every huge budget effect "Chronicles" presented WILL work. Lean and mean is always better than bloated and overhyped.

I wish Vin well.

thank you for the Vin support....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:16:59 PM
but this is all just a matter of taste. Personally I find the bio engineered super soldier concent to be boring as fuck. I much rather prefer a mythological spiritual explanation for his abilities.

Like "The Force." Spiritual mythology = good......scientific midiclorians explanation = shit.

And after thinking about it...I think the underverse is the most interesting thing this franchise has to move forward with. If I wanted to see bio engineered soldiers I would watch Universal Soldier or Soldier-- starring Kurt "Fuck me 'till it hurts" Russell.

So we can all pretty much agree on...
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
04:17:25 PM
Riddick getting back to battling creatures or a more simple villian than CoR.

Maybe smaller budget with more intimate feel for a few characters to wrap up the trilogy.

Came in small, went big budget, and now leaves with small budget.

I don't have a problem with that.

heroes dying to save everyone else
by ArcadianDS
Aug 27th, 2008
04:18:40 PM
*BEYOND SPOILERIFIC*

.

.

Dragonheart

Star Wars: A New Hope (technically Ben didn't die, but...)

Constantine (he tried to, anyway)

Armageddon

Star Trek: Nemesis

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe

Space Cowboys

Arlington Road

Saving Private Ryan

Children of Men

Troy

The Notebook

The Guardian

Cold Mountain

Braveheart

The Cowboys (or any number of John Wayne movies>

The Poseidon Adventure

Backdraft

ALL the Terminator movies

just to list a few off the top of my head. yeah - this HAS been overdone.

thanks for the list Arcadian....now FUCK OFF
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:20:47 PM
I don't agree of going much smaller....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:22:26 PM
I think the next Riddick needs to be partly based in the big universe we now know and partly small. Riddick can go off on some journey with a small group. But we must see elements of the larger world. To just completely go small again would be even more jarring......in 10 years time it would make the 3 films feel really stupid to go small, big, small.
my take
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Aug 27th, 2008
04:25:50 PM
I wanna see a prequel first, something explaining how that Cop (Cole Hauser) caught him because as bad a mother fucker as Riddick is....that cop had to pull some SHIT to catch him....perhaps hiring some mercenaries to help him catch Riddick, then the cop murders the mercenaries after hes caught, i mean he IS corrupt after all, then Pitch Black then CoR THEN end it on a personal but VERY important note....CoR handled all the BIG shit and they could still end it cheaply but effectively, something personal and seemingly small, but HUGE in meaning.
They may not have choice on budget after CoR though
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
04:30:31 PM
But yes, they can make it feel bigger with a smaller budget, but maybe it is my love for Pitch Black talking about feel and budget.

But I do not mean Pitch Black small, but really not a whole lot bigger and certainly smaller than CoR.

prequel first is good....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:36:59 PM
..as I was saying earlier it would be cool to introduce characters and details we do yet know about Riddick....something that will be very important for the 4th film.
More
by Cobbio
Aug 27th, 2008
04:38:12 PM
I know you love this series like no other, DannysDickblood, but in order to give a fuck about characters in a film, I need something to base my feelings about them on. The first film presented a wily, enigmatic badass who could see in the dark and dislocate his shoulders on cue. The story is lean and focused, and the effects, when used, are startling and scary. It leaves a person wanting to know, "What's going to happen next?"

As opposed to "Chronicles," which I was bored by after ten minutes due to the story's plodding enormity. The tame, unscary bad guy, half-baked ship and costume designs, lack of explanation for anything, and overblown plot left me furrowing my brow. You maybe don't need explanations for why characters are the way they are, Danny, which is fine, but I do. Think of John Connor in the original Terminator without a backstory. How compelling would that have been? Riddick feels like that to me.

I know you see things differently, Danny Dickblood, but in a created fantasy universe (since Riddick is now pretty damn far from science fiction), the best storytellers provide character-specific reasons for things to happen instead of just winging it. Riddick now feels like he's winging it, which I'm not a fan of. I want more.

I hope Twohy provides it.

Danny, I never had a problem with you man
by Kloipy
Aug 27th, 2008
04:40:05 PM
and I'm like the king of off-topic. if you don't believe me check this out

http://www.aintitcool.com/node /34974

I am unable to be on in the day anymore. But I still post from time to time. The only person I really ever had a problem with on here was Glovedone

I hope he does too....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:40:45 PM
I want everyone to love the third film.
Kloipy-- rock on
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
04:42:35 PM
Mavra Chang
by Media Messiah
Aug 27th, 2008
04:46:53 PM
They are selling Riddick in a 3 pack DVD collection at Best Buy which includes, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick and Dark Fury. I think they may also be selling it at Wal-Mart. Anyway, I have seen all three and Chronicles of Riddick is not very good, save for the opening scene, the prison escape and the climax. Dark Fury, a animated cartoon which features the character, is more the direction the sequel should have gone in and I have heard some say that about the video game Butcher Bay. Pitch Black is a great film though, that is the one you want to see. I know a girl who loves it and I just sent her a DVD...that's how I found out that the film has been a favorite of her's!!!!
There was a prequel to Pitch Black of sorts
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 27th, 2008
04:47:41 PM
It was called Into Pitch Black.

Looks like it was filmed documentary style.

Anyone seen it?

PS-Mavra
by Media Messiah
Aug 27th, 2008
04:52:09 PM
Target sells good DVD/VCR hybrids that are cheap (affordable). The Samsung unit is really nice. I think Toshiba may also have one.
Wahoo!
by 1895DCSkate
Aug 27th, 2008
04:56:54 PM
More Riddick, that movie rocked!!!
Riddick
by ThereWolf
Aug 27th, 2008
05:42:52 PM
I don't blame Twohy for getting ambitious. I'd rather see a director stretching beyond himself than settling into a safe niche.

That said, I thought COR was too ambitious too soon. Pitch Black 2 needed to be a small step forward, needed to cement Riddick as a proper hard case and maybe, on the fringe of the story, just give a hint of the Necromongers and of things to come. Then with 3 - blast the Universe open. It's too big a jump from a tight little claustrophobic movie to a full blown space opera.

I didn't mind COR, I liked the 'Dune' thing they had going on and I thought Linus Roache's character was the most interesting - they should've done more with him. Though the hell hounds weren't convincing, it was a smart effect when one of them sticks its head through that waterfall.

Having set up all this stuff in COR I can't see Twohy backtracking to a prequel, but who knows. Wouldn't like the series to go DTV.

Too many tilted camera shots in Chronicles
by successor
Aug 27th, 2008
06:48:20 PM

The last film I can recall with that many tilted shots was Battlefield: Earth. And we all know how well that film turned out.

Personally, I liked "Pitch Black" a lot, but "Chronicles of Riddick" was an illogical mess. Particularly the part where they're on the planet Crematoria. Even if Riddick hid in the shadows, the planet would still be so hot that he'd get fried no matter what. And if anyone could give me a semi-coherent description of the plot, I'd love to hear it.
Thank you, Messiah
by Mavra Chang
Aug 27th, 2008
06:50:38 PM
Much obliged! Seems to be not as much admiration for the second Riddick film, but it wouldn't be right to skip over it just for that reason. In for a penny...

My vcr is pretty good. I bought it myself. The dvd player was a gift, though, from someone who bought several for different people because they were a good bargain. Mine is the only one of the group still running, so I'm betting it's time is limited. Never hurts to do some advance comparison shopping.

Tell ChocolateReign it's ok if he passes along my email address to you, if you want to chat sometime.

Perhaps Much
by throwingpies
Aug 27th, 2008
06:50:45 PM
I think that Pitch Black was super cool and CoR was mired in idiocyncratic and self-fulfillment daydreaming. But something about CoR keeps me from hating it and wanting to see more. I don't know... It has my odd support behind it.
ChittyChitty
by DocPazuzu
Aug 27th, 2008
07:31:26 PM
I saw Into Pitch Black when it was first broadcast on SciFi way back when Pitch Black opened. I'm also the proud owner of the Japanese special edition DVD of Pitch Black which contains the "prequel".

It's not very good. Very cheap looking and Diesel's hardly in it.

Japanese special editions
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
07:45:23 PM
are always way better than any other version.

Speaking of which, where the hell is my Director's Cut of Kill Bill with the full color House of Blue Leaves sequence and the totally unedited scenes?

Kloipy
by Xiphos_2
Aug 27th, 2008
08:04:53 PM
Skip right over Egg Salad tosser and Cock Tease postings because those are Glovedone/Braffed. You would think that a person who claimed to have graduated, alegedly, from Duke University and has a "thriving" mental health counselling business would have been more orginal in his thinking, but no.
Xi! How's it going man!
by Kloipy
Aug 27th, 2008
08:18:08 PM
Yeah, i figured that was him. I saw him say 'pumpkin and baby boy'

dude the 'Duke University' thing is HILARIOUS! and if he is in the 'mental health counselling business' than I feel so sorry for the poor saps going to him, people probably killing themselves left and right

Pitch Black lovely little film
by G100
Aug 27th, 2008
10:12:36 PM
CoR was problematic but not complete shit. (unlike Babylon AD by the looks of things)

Pitch Black felt like a geat science fiction short story done with style but not overblown and happy with what it was.

It may not have been up there with The Thing or Predator but it was good stuff and a nice surprise.

Personally I'd prefer 4 or 5 small(ish) (relatively of course) smart movies like Pitch Black to a bloated needless enfranchisement.

P.S. going to watch Red Cliff soon.

Damn
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:25:24 PM
Egg Salad and Cock Tease's identities are known?!
DGDB
by Xiphos_2
Aug 27th, 2008
10:48:13 PM
Yes sir, salad tosser and cock sucking tease are the same numb nut, one glovedone/braff. The wierd talking to himself under two names, the use of the term pickle, babt boy, pumpkin and the general loserness of the post, plus the insatiable need for attention all point to little braffy boy as salad tosser/cocksucker.
Kloipy
by Xiphos_2
Aug 27th, 2008
10:52:55 PM
Things are well. How goes it for you?
Intewwwesting.....vewwwy intewwesting
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
10:53:25 PM
...and now an excerpt from Stephen Baldwin's book....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 27th, 2008
11:00:01 PM
..."The Unusual Suspect."

"I can honestly say that part of God's plan for my life was for me to ignore the advice of my managers and make a movie that was universally panned by the critics. Yes, God wanted me to star in a film about two brainless slackers who spend their days watching television, making out with their girlfriends, and drinking large quantities of various substances… The film was brainless and pointless and hilarious and God wanted me to make it. I didn't think like that at the time. Making Bio-Dome played right into my usual, let's have a good time attitude. God had other plans, I just didn't know it at the time."

When I say God wanted me to make this movie, I do not mean to imply that He approved of everything in the film. The film contains stuff that does not reflect the life I now live. I haven't even allowed my children to see it.

I know some people think the movie kept my career from really taking off the way it could have after The Usual Suspects. People who think that don't realize that without Bio-Dome I could not have the career I have today, and I'm not talking about movies.

The critics may have hated Bio-Dome, but kids loved it. They loved it when we first made it and they still love it today. Everywhere I go I have some kid in his late teens or early twenties come up to me and tell me that this is their favorite movie. Most have never seen The Usual Suspects, or 8 Seconds or Fled, or One Tough Cop or any of my other sixty movies, with the possible exception of The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas. But they've seen Bio-Dome over and over again. That's why God wanted me to make the film.

I didn't know it ten years ago when I agreed to become Doyle Johnson, but God had already called me both to know Him personally and to impact the youth culture in America with the Good News of Jesus Christ. I didn't know it because I didn't know Jesus at the time. One of the reasons kids will listen to me today is because they recognize me from the movies. But not just any movie. One movie: Bio-Dome."

Free Mahi Mahi!!! Free Mahi Mahi!!
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 27th, 2008
11:33:15 PM
Bio-Dome is my 16 year old sister's favorite movie.
WHOLLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
11:46:29 PM
WHOLLY JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
11:46:50 PM
Have you seen this?
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
11:47:07 PM
I mean have you seen this?
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
11:47:29 PM
Of course by this point you all know what I am talking about.
by Series7
Aug 27th, 2008
11:47:48 PM

ST3


by Series7

Aug 27th, 2008
11:48:10 PM
NOT FOR ME. NOT FOR ME!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 27th, 2008
11:57:56 PM
That's the defining moment for Riddick for me. It was not about shadowy monsters, Pitch Black was about one man's redemption, and the love he almost knew.
What are you talking about Series?
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
12:01:07 AM
Just what the hell are you talking about?

by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
12:06:13 AM
HOD WAS WRONG!

You can no longer believe the lies this man is feeding us. STARSHIP TROOPERS 3 is one of the best god damn movies in years. It was seriously awesome to most awesomeness of awesomes. If you have not seen it consider yourself banned until you do. I don't know why or how this movie didn't get bigger then it was, but it was fucking amazing. Its just so fucking bat shit crazy. Everything is ridiculous for ridiculous sake, like they were trying to appease some unnamed god with its over the topness.

Any movie with the line "Dix saved my ass every day." has to be classic.

XIPHOS
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 28th, 2008
12:06:41 AM
I thought Salad was Braffed, too, but on closer inspection I think he's in fact the reincarnation of the legendary Gabriel Grey.

Or he could be some new guy. Braffed had a similar style but Salad cuts much much deeper.

Hahahaha
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
12:12:28 AM
got it Series. I will definitely check it out now.
Its a movie
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
12:18:58 AM
That needs to be seen with beer. Doctors orders.
Fuck yes...finally some Starship love!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:21:15 AM
ST3 looks fucking awesome. I'm gonna watch it as soon as my weak heart can handle it.
HOD trash ST3? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:21:31 AM
Series7....
by second cousin of phartegod
Aug 28th, 2008
12:29:32 AM
I've been wanting to watch ST3, is it really one of the greatest cinematic achievements of the last 4 years? Does the abundance of Dix make this movie worth the price of an entire small country?
ST3
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
12:39:11 AM
Its quite possible the greatest DTV movie ever made. Like half the shit that happens, you are just like, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE REALLY DOING THIS SHIT! Its awesome. I don't want to blow it WAY up and let you down. But its tons of fun, and you can tell that they just ran with any idea that anyone came up with. Just wait till you see the music video featured on the DVD.
BSB
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
12:39:46 AM
I'm sticking with the Braffed theory.
Stupid question time
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
12:41:02 AM
ST3 is out I guess?
came out a few weeks ago in the states Xiphos...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:42:22 AM
Greatest DTV movie ever made?
by second cousin of phartegod
Aug 28th, 2008
12:42:47 AM
Don't tell me it's better than Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.
alright good nite peeps......gotta let my dick rest...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:43:17 AM
Xiphos...stay safe over there.

Series...always double bag it, you don' know where that bitch been!

PEACE!!

Later DBlood.
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
01:07:41 AM
Its a good day to die, when you know the reasons why.
Ok
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
01:08:34 AM
Passing out to Redbelt. Later fulls.
Ohhh
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
01:09:55 AM
There is one small let down with ST3, in that Dix doesn't get his ass blasted in the end. Seeing that Casper has been waiting to do any movie since the first one (has he done anything since the first one?) he should've just killed Dix.
I can't be the only person outside the US Reading this
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
03:00:56 AM
Can I? C'mon where the Aussies at? or the Early rising English for that matter hell any Europeans. I'll even except a Frenchie at this point. Jesus people help me out here.
'Sup Xiphos
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
03:09:57 AM
The lovely Mavra Chang has coerced me to start posting again on these long threads.

I've tried to stay away from AICN because of the banning fiasco. It was particularly ironic that on the day many of us were banned, Harry and Mori gave out long diatribes about free speech and embargos and not kowtowing to corporate bullying - hypocritical shitbags.

I've been out partying a lot and need to catch up on what's going on. So what's going on?

Scum My man!
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
03:23:22 AM
Whole lot of nothing going around here. Same old, same old.

I don't know if you caught my post to you on that infamous SG TB I welcomed you to the banned wagon. It's a place I know very well.

Between parties did you get a chance to work on Mall Ninjas vs The Zombie Hoard?

Pondscum I forgot this in post
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
03:44:17 AM
I neglected to mention that Mavra Chang is good people. It needed to be noted again, now that she worked her wiles on you and got you to make an appearence.
Is it hoard or horde...or even whored?
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
03:44:49 AM
Sorry Xiphos, haven't even started the script for Mall Ninjas, but I will do...and then I'll send it to you and make you read it!

Still love the way none of the Mods have had the balls to say which one banned me and why. Bunch of cowardly douche nozzles (as the young people say).

Anyways, I liked Chronicles of Riddick, but mainly for the production design, it was a great looking movie and no mistaking.

My guilty pleasure this week was watching Tales From The Crypt: Demon Night on cable again. If you've never seen it, then bear these facts in mind -

The protagonist looks like Gordon Ramsey from Kitchen Nightmares.

Mrs. Will Smith is in it as a sassy, tough, ghetto chick (quelle surprise).

Billy Zane actually puts in a great performance as Satan, despite having drawn on eyebrows.

But my favourite bit of the movie is when Gordon Ramsey says to Mrs. Will Smith 'When did you get out of prison?' - He says this to her because she's still wearing her prison denims. Fuck me, she's been working in a hotel for several weeks and is still wearing her jail clothes. I know minimum wage is shit, but there is a thing called Wal-mart.

I guess I'll go grab some lunch
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
03:50:04 AM
seeing how I'm the only one about at the moment.

I need Jarv to get back from his Holiday. That gave me somebody to talk to while all you lazy folks are in your beds over there.

I hear ya Pondscum
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
03:59:57 AM
Of the seven or eight times I've been banned I never knew you did it and after like the third time I quit trying to find out.

I thought that CoR, was uneven but sort of fun. I liked the over the top set designs and of course riddick was cool and it had some good action pieces but it was uneven.

However it must be stated for the record, Alexis Davalos is one tasty looking bisquit that I wouldn't mind buttering up.

I don't think I've seen Demon Night, or if I did, I'll have to check it out again because it ain't ringin any bells.

Gordon Ramsey you say? I always want to crack that smug bastard one, right in the chops, every time I see a comercial for Hell's Kitchen.

Good to see you here, Pondscum!
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
05:35:55 AM
I told you you'd be welcomed! Now if I could get ChocolateReign to drop in as well, things would be a little closer to being right in this site. I would also add Monster2BPitied to that catagory, but I don't know his address. If you know it, would you please pass along my best wishes?

Xiphos, how's it going? I'm glad you were here for Pondscum's visit. You guys take care and I'll catch up with you sometime soon. Cya!

Death at a Funeral...
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
06:47:42 AM
Who's seen it?

Started off slow for maybe the first third or so, but damn, it got pretty damn funny.

Anytime you end up with a midget tied up on acid = high quality entertainment.

Series...spea king of quality, that was a great recommendation for ST3. I'm sold. Added to my queue. I will now wait for enlightenment to arrive. Perhaps I will fast in the meantime.

good morning all..hi pond!
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
06:54:04 AM
JPT, I liked Death at a Funeral, and anytime Peter Dinklage shows up, it's a good thing. Viva la Station Agent!
Good morning Everyone
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:05:56 AM
Do we have a new addition to the group? Hello Pondscum is Banned. Fred very happy today. Boss on vacation! Hee hee
Oops, how rude...Hello Jonah and everyone
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
07:13:45 AM
Sorry, I should have given a big shout out to people....so Hello!

I'll also take this opportunity to thank Mavra, Chocolate Reign and Media Messiah for keeping in touch and to Xiphos, johnnyjlawless, FMB and D.Vader for continually contesting the bannings. (and for coninually giving JackNanceRevenge a hard time). Cripes! Even WhinyNegativeBitch was being supportive at one point - how weird is that?

As for AracadianDS, Nice Gaius and Lord John Whorfin - words cannot describe the loathing, contempt and disgust I feel for you.

Other then that, the TV show Andromeda was on telly this morning and I've noticed that just about everyone on it looks like an ex-porn star.

Hi guys
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:16:09 AM
Last post for me this morning. I'm falling asleep! I haven't seen Death At A Funeral, but I did see The Station Agent. That was a great movie. I enjoyed watching the neighborhood people insinuating themselves so easily into FinBar's life while he tries to remain aloof and dignified, despite their various quirks.

Several people here recommended the book "The Walking Dead" to me. My copy arrived yesterday and I just finished the first chapter. I'm already certain that I'll be ordering the rest of the series (and have a fellow zombie-fan coworker waiting to borrow this one when I'm done). Thanks for telling me about it. Later!

Hello Mavra Chang
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:22:36 AM
Goodbye Mavra Chang sleep tight, don't let space bugs bite - or make sure you have Marvin the Martian gun that can deliver extreme predjudice!
hey guys..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:25:02 AM
shall we continue our exploration of movie years? To everyone new, over the past few days we have been recapping years in movies, starting with 1998(for no real reason) and we have done about two a day amidst all the other random chatter.

So, we are up to 2002. The good? the bad? the great?

I recall really enjoying that year of film , but I was in college having a great time, and later that year I met the woman who would be my wife, so it might have colored my vision a bit. Above all else, I remember 2002 being a HUGE year for re-releases.

I saw E.T., Amadeus, Cinema Paradiso, Metropolis and Lawrence of Arabia all in re-releases that year.

As for the year itself, does it hold up? I don't know. Lets check it out.

bye Mavra..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:25:31 AM
take care!
2002
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:31:19 AM
Lilo and Stitch!
2002 redux
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:34:03 AM
Blade 2

Two Towers

Bourne Identity

Lilo and Stitch...
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:34:18 AM
Fred, good choice. I remember going to see that, and it being sold out so a whole team of us went to Minority Report instead. Somehow, I missed Lilo and Stitch after that, but a friend gave it to me as a christmas present, and I remember we all sat and watched it the first time I introduced my wife(girlfriend at the time) to my family. Typically I have already seen stuff by the time I watch it with my parents or whomever, but I hadn't watched it either and I didnt expect it to be as touching as it was. By the time he is wandering around, crying out "Family!" I was done.
I don't know what's worse, being Rick Rolled...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
07:35:28 AM
...or being slandered by one of my own.

I don't remember trashing ST3. In fact, I proudly remember saying last week that I was probably the only one of us regulars who had taken the time to watch it.

It is by no means a great movie but it was so outrageous I had a good time. And even though the production budget is way down from the first movie, a lot of the wit from Verhoeven's is present here.

I'm not a fan of DTV movies, but ironically I have watched 3 in the past two weeks which is 2 more than I've watched my entire life. Between ST3, Pathfinder and Pistol Whipped, ST3 is the clear winner. Pathfinder wasn't bad and although Vern and DGDB told me otherwise, I watched most of Pistol Whipped at x2 speed.

I need to go find my post because this is bugging me now. I'm certain I said ST3 was mostly entertaining and certainly worth a rental.

Stephen Baldwin is a douche. He and Kirk Cameron need to combine forces and formed the Washed Out Ministries. The Church of Chang will steamroll them.

Death at a Funeral was hilarious and not only was Peter Dinklage awesome, but so was Alan Tudyk.

Pondscum and Xiphos? Wow, this TB is really heating up. Sweet!

Yea, I thought so HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:37:11 AM
when I saw that saying you disliked ST3, I thought you were one of the few who saw it and recommended it. I think you recommended it with alocohol, but nonetheless, you liked it.
And of course...
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:37:41 AM
Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie
Pondscum
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
07:38:51 AM
Did I read you right, contempt for the good MNG?

And I'm pretty sure Hawaiian did not slander ST3 either.

Stephen Baldwin..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:39:16 AM
wow...it's stuff like that I find rather embarrasing. So, Stevie does this mean your new ministry is making Sci-fi channel originals? Or Scare Tactics? How did that fit in?
hah..I enjoyed the veggie tales movie..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:40:01 AM
should I not have admitted that?
Fred was going to name Dirk - "Stitch"
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:40:59 AM
But thought that would be too much geekiness for an Amoeba to handle. He would get teased
Chitty!
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
07:43:45 AM
Heh heh heh - fair warning countdown in 5...4...3...2
Neigh Means Neigh!
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
07:44:30 AM
hah!

Hi Fred long time no see!

Loved The Transporter in 2002
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
07:47:00 AM
I have to admit i chuckled at Scoody Doo. HOD you did indeed defend ST3 I think whoever said you did not got confused or was drunk.
Hello Toadkillerdog
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
07:49:00 AM
Fred enjoyed Scooby as well - it a guilty pleasure. Fred loved Scooby's laugh! Fred forgot about Transporter, that was a darn good movie.
2002 also gave us a run of the supernatural
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:49:20 AM
thrillers, both good and bad:

Ghost Ship: ridiculous, but not so terrible really. That kill in the opening was worth it.

Below: Ok, I thought I'd like this more, but it was atmospheric and the idea of a ghost who likes playing Glen Miller to scare people amuses me. Loved the setting of the sub for a ghost story. In fact, now more than before I want to see Therewolf's vamp sub movie. Overall I enjoyed this, and it was Twohy's movie he did right before Riddick.

Dragonfly: remember this Costner mopey weepy ghost flick? It was pretty silly, but it actually had a great ending. That, I didnt expect, since I had given up on the movie long before the ending arrived.

Mothman Prophecies: the better version of "the older ladies man actor loses wife and sees strange crap" story. Richard Gere here, instead of Costner, and the director was Mark Pellington. It's a cool creepy flick that still holds up. Will Patton is good too. Where did he go these days?

The Ring: saw this on halloween, and had a great time. It's fun. It aint the original, but it had naomi watts and brian cox, and a horse getting run over by a ferryboat.

Wendigo- just felt creepy in it's chilly setting and understated story. Loved seeing Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle as a haunted little kid.

Frailty- awesome. Loved this one. What a great idea, and what an excellent direction of said idea.

2002 - my picks
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
07:52:32 AM
Hero - martial arts mayhem with some mental orientals! Hiya! I loves me some chop sockey action.

Equilibrium - Matrix Batman Ninja Priest goes over to George Orwell's house and does a big poo on Brave New World.

Road to Perdition - Tom Hanks grows a mustache and shoots people in the face in this heart warming depression era comedy.

Bubba Ho-Tep - Elvis vs. The Mummy, nuff said.

Spider Man - web slinging emo fags have a bit of cry and touch each others' hairless bonkers.

28 Days Later - enjoyed the first half and then it went shit.

The Ring - Gore Verbinski did a pretty good job of translating this Nipponese horror classic. However, the notion of people watching a film on VHS was pretty laughable.

Phone Booth - great low budget 10 minute indy film idea blown out to a feature length film. Good stuff nonetheless.

I'll post more when I can think of them.

Treasure Planet
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:54:05 AM
is an often overlooked disney effort that I really took a liking to when I saw it. With that and Lilo and in the same year, I thought Disney was poised for a traditional animation comeback. I was wrong.

Loved the design and voicework and writing for Long John Silver.

Mothman was great
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
07:54:13 AM
It really does hold up well. I had no idea what to expect when i saw it, but was thouroughly entertained.
Yep JPT, contempt for MNG
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
07:55:54 AM
After the banning fiasco, he couldn't wait to crawl up the Mods' assholes and praise them for the bannings. No one likes an ass kissing, brown noser unless they're in a film called Butt Licking Lesbians.
In 2002 Pondscum
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
07:58:51 AM
the notion of watching stuff on vhs was plausible. I didnt even get a dvd player until winter of that year, and video rental outlets were still renting both formats, with the bulk of stuff being vhs.

Also, didnt see Hero until late 2003, and it wasnt released here until 2004, but technically it's a 2002 movie. Bubba Hotep wasnt released here til 2003, same for 28 Days Later.

I sort of enjoyed Phone Booth, felt Road to Perdition was uneven with great performances, and liked everything else you listed there.

Recall going to see Equilibrium with only a Moriarty review to let me know what it was, and walking in completely blind without as much as a preview. It was odd not even knowing what the film would look like.

2002 was a fantastic year for movies
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:01:23 AM
Two Towers was not only my favorite LOTR movie but probably my favorite movie of the year. Lots of good indie's came out that year but a lot of the high octane and shiny Hollywood stuff won me over and took many top spots.

Minority Report, Blade 2, Catch Me If You Can, Road To Perdition, We Were Soldiers, The Mothman Prophecies, K19, The Count of Monte Cristo, Gangs of New York, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Treasure Planet, Undercover Brother, Chicago, Reign of Fire, Phone Booth and Spider Man all entertained the bejeezus out of me. And then the indie stuff like Auto Focus, Super Troopers, Adaptation, Bubba Ho-Tep, About Schmidt and 24 Hour Party People was spot on.

Loved 28 days later
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
08:04:16 AM
But Jonah is right it was 2003 over here. I did not see Equilibrium until last year! Bubba Ho Tep - same thing. Enjoyed the hell out of them both.
More 2002 top picks
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
08:04:30 AM
Secretary - spanking perv fest you could watch with your girlfriend.

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - the Gong Show dude meets up with Clooney and kills loads of commies.

We Were Soldiers - kind of like Hamburger Hill but good and starring everyone's favourite alcoholic racist.

SW: Attack of the Clones - just kidding, what a pile of CGI shit.

8 Mile - wanted to hate this movie cuz of Slim Wigger. But it was suprisingly not bad.

Showtime - TJ Hooker rules!

stuff from 2002 I prob shouldnt like
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:04:50 AM
but did.

Walk to Remember-yes, go ahead and slam me. It wasn't genius but I liked it. I somehow expected Mandy Moore to go in a diff direction than she did, but she showed potential here.

Four Feathers- the original is an excellent film, and this doesn't measure up, but I honestly liked this one a decent bit. This was where I really started to notice Ledger, and Honsou was great as always in it.

Eight Legged Freaks- I can't help it. Im a sucker for creature features.

Stuart Little 2: It was cute! It was!

Tuck Everlasting-It was a bit cheesy, but having actually met Hurt while he was here filming it, and this being the first movie I saw with my wife, it gets something of a free pass. And it had Ben Kingsley as a villain! In a yellow suit! with a yellow hat! It could only have gotten better if he had a monkey named "Furious George" that would chase the children.

And how could I forget Equilibrium
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:11:24 AM
Thanks Pondscum. I knew zero about that movie when I rented it and was dazzled by the gunkata stuff. I watched it again the next day. And Frailty was great.

I watched ST3 stone cold, but I recommend HIGHLY (I can't stress this point enough) that you have a couple drinks before you put it in and a constant drink in your hand throughout. Guaranteed good time.

I'm the Hawaiian Organ Donor and I approve of this message.

Brotherhood of the Wolf / 8 Legged Freaks
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
08:13:26 AM
BOTW - what a great film, I really, really liked it even though it was full of French people, like talking in French and shit.

8 Legged Freaks - spiders are freaky fuckers. The jumping ones killing off the kids on their dirt bikes was particularly groovy.

Still had VHS outlets in 2002? Where do you live Jonah, South Ossetia? Just kidding, I suppose it was plausible but VHS had really been killed off by then especially as people could watch DVDs on the Playstation.

The summer of 2002
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:21:45 AM
Spiderman-Quite a bit of fun, and it was refreshing because at this point we were used to superhero movies never respecting the source material even a little. Yea, the goblin's suit was weak, but this got far more right than we ever expected. And in a world of largely crappy comic book movies, something that was just good made us cheer.

Attack of the Clones-y'know, I liked this. I did. This was like a 200 million episode of Flash Gordon. For better or worse, if this technology was available in 77 I think this is what Lucas would have done with Star Wars. Overlook the stilted dialogue, and this has a cool, pulpy feel.

Sum of All Fears-It was ok I guess. It was odd watching my hometown of Baltimore obliterated by a nuclear weapon so soon after 9-11. The rest was forgettable.

Spirit: Stallion of the Cinnabon Saw it with a girl. Sue me. It wasnt that bad.

Undercover Brother-wow, that was funnier than it should have been. NPH ripping out someone's spine.

Insomnia-good remake. Creepy Williams. Creepy Alaska. Pacino sure looks tired.

Windtalkers-No John. Bad John. Hopefully Red Cliff makes up for this and MI2 and Paycheck.

Bourne Identity-no one expected this to be good. And no one expected to be involving and exciting. But it was, on both counts.

Minority Report-maybe I have no taste, but this is one of my fave Spielberg movies. Loved pretty much everything about this, and saw it a couple times in the theater. Second or third best movie of the year.

Men in Black 2: meh. best part, clan of aliens living in a locker.

8 Legged Freaks-I had fun, that was all.

Stuart Little 2-same as above.

K-19-oh so slow, but not bad.

Reign of Fire-dragons, it had draaagoons!! Can't dislike that.

Spy Kids 2-wow, they vomitted this up quick, and it showed. Uggh.

Signs-yea, I love this movie. The invasion stuff is silly, the first I saw it I thought when all the actors point and stare at Shymalan that it just became some sort of meta-film where all the characters saw the director and recognized the source of their anguish, and Gibson would end the alien invasion by killing shymalan. oh well, I liked what they gave us.

Big Fat Greek Wedding-I laughed.

XXX-nope, didnt like it.Though the inclusion of Ramstein helped briefly.

Road to Perdition-overrated. Law was great though.

Onto the misfires of 2002
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:23:04 AM
The movies I had over the top expectations for but walked out feeling like someone had just kicked me in the ribs.

Windtalkers (one of my all time cinematic letdowns), Collateral Damage, The Time Machine, Attack of the Clones, Men in Black 2, ST: Nemesis (idiots broke the cycle) and Die Another Day.

HOD- good list of disappointments
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:28:19 AM
Every one of those I agree with, save for Clones, which I had zero expectations for due to Phantom Menace and enjoyed a little as a result. Windtalkers is the worst of that lot, followed by Nemesis. But I would add another to that list, though it might tick off some: Gangs of New York. It wasn't bad like the others, but it seemed almost irrelevant and after hearing of it for years, it was almost a bitter disappointment. Save for Day Lewis' Butcher, it was a bust.
The Worst Movies of 2002
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 28th, 2008
08:30:31 AM
Gangs of New York - over hyped drivel.

SW: Butt Attack of the Clowns - George rapes my wallet again.

ST: Nemesis - ugh!

Resident Evil - Paul WS Anderson.

Austin Powers Goldmember - pounding those horses' bones into fine dust.

Van Wilder - why?

Windtalkers - I didn't go Woo.

Undercover Brother - not a black comedy.

MIB 2 - just when you finish wiping, another turd emerges from this asshole.

XXX - ADD spunk heaven.

Mr. Deeds - oh look, Adam Sandler's playing the same fucking character again. How cute.

I Spy - with my little eye something beginning with shit.

The Tuxedo - too old to fight, too crap to act, Whackie Chan is turd-tabulous in this trainwreck.

Boat Trip - again why?

Pluto Nash - Eddie Murphy...in space!

Ballistics: Ecks vs Sever - can't even remember it, it was so bad.

overlooked gems of 2002
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:37:22 AM
Russian Ark-Definitely an art film, but I think it's mesmerizing to watch. One supposedly continuous unbroken shot, through a huge swathe of Russian history.

Rabbit Proof Fence-I love this movie. See it.

Intacto-luck vampires. And Mx Von Sydow. A very good thriller.

Spirited Away-it wasn't overlooked at the time, but I meet alot of people that didnt see this. This was my fave of 2002, right in front of Two Towers.

Adaptation-just great.

If anyone sees Herb West around today...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:38:04 AM
...can you ask him if he got the package? FedEx site says it was delivered but I just want to make sure it was to the correct address.
also Max
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:39:55 AM
That was a nifty little film. Anyone see this? And Invincible with Tim Roth, directed by Herzog.
HOD...mine coming today?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:40:34 AM
If so, Ill stop by before I got to the gym and pick it up.
also..Punch Drunk Love
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
08:41:50 AM
I got a kick out of that movie.
2002 sure had some stinkers
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:43:22 AM
I had forgotten all about Boat Trip (although I think the Latina lead was one of the hottest women I'd ever seen up to that point), The Tuxedo (even JLH couldn't save this with her dripping hotness), I Spy (whoever signed off on that script must have been looking at a ransom note and a box with his son's finger in it) and Mr. Deeds (words fail me).
Package is on the truck for delivery
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:47:15 AM
So you should have it this morning I'm guessing.

974562071847

Watched The Host last night. Thanks HOD
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
08:50:48 AM
Truly is a great film even without the creature. But it does have it and that is icing on the cake.

Forgot how much I love the brother that went to college.

Although my favorite character may be the homeless guy that helps in the end.

I mean he lets a guy crash on his mat, then busts him over the head with a bottle, then calmy helps builds molotav cocktails in a car and even more calmly pours gas on a creature and just stands there watching.

Man that guy was amazing!

chitty...ditto on the homeless guy
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:05:40 AM
adding him in there helped give some humor to the end, which isn't really in humor mode at that point. The family, previously amusing, are focused deelpy on rescuing the girl but the bum still gets some funny moments. I also love that crazy firey dance the beast does right after they light it up, and the look in the eyes of the sister as she walks away as it burns. Wow. That is a definite 4 out of 4 star movie.
Chitty, it stands to reason you'd love molotov cocktails
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:06:10 AM
Glad I could make your evening enjoyable. Wait until you see the other stuff.
HOD..might have asked this before
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:07:48 AM
but what are your top ten asian films?
HOD...I'm already preparing
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:10:32 AM
for the asian goodness onslaught that will be my day off tomorrow.

Might change, but right now my schedule will be Guard Post, Red Cliff and Shinobi. And I'm gonna rent starship troopers 3 to round it out.

The sister in The Host was bad ass
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:12:53 AM
She had a smoking body and that cool calm look after she shot the creature.

So fucking amazing.

Also when he dropped the cocktail and the camera show the broken bottle burning and all of the sudden the arrow comes down and pokes the flaming wad.

So fucking amazing.

I have never seen a series of shots and angles that could make running around the underbelly of a bridge so cool.

Also the initial creature attack early in the film was among the best I've seen in a long, long, time.

I know I'm rambling, but I will watch that film at least four more times before the weekend is over.

I'm taking tomorrow off just to catch up on movies
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:14:11 AM
I'll be watching The Guard Post and then going with something not so recent that I never got around to watching, like PTU or Seven Swords.

I expected more Fred with his boss away today.

Yep HOD we set the pasture on fire making them
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:15:20 AM
The forestry service came in with a small fast bulldozer and made a loop around the field to contain it.

I don't know what was hotter, the grass or my dad's temperature.

We never fucked with those things again.

Chitty..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:15:57 AM
It sets the standard high for creature features. Actually, the odd thing is I have a friend who loves cheesy monster crap, all of it, and when I showed him Host he just shrugged and said it was o.k. I can only imagine that he was so looking forward to the cheesy obvious motions of a monster flick, that the originality and unpredictability of the Host caused him to lose his footing.

To think I saw that film, Children of Men and Pan's Labyrinth in a 3 day period. The first and third at the theater, and The Host fresh from Ebay.

Stephen Baldwin to run for U.S. Senate....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:16:00 AM
naawww. I'm just kidding.

Jonah....Steve is probably the coolest religious person on the planet, what do you mean?!!

And Pillow-- Death At a Funeral was fucking awesome. I didn't find any of it slow....it had an incredible build. The main guy is great...and I love the shit on the finger sequence.

the CG of the beast in The Host was incredible....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:16:59 AM
...its motion in those slow mo shots is so fucking real it makes me piss myself.
Seven Swords..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:17:14 AM
was interesting. I think I saw a truncated version. It could have been better.

PTU was good, at least I thought so.

Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:19:53 AM
once caught the last bit of Dateline episode or something like that. They were trying to create a hook for a piece of unlikely and debauched individuals coming to Christ. The tagline was this. "Reborn? A stripper...a prostitute..and a Baldwin brother." Loved how they kept the last bit there like being a baldwin brother is far more debauched than the previous two. Suffice to say, I didnt stick around to watch the segment.
Chitty, watch the other stuff first
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:21:03 AM
The Host isn't going anywhere. It's yours now. We need you to get on the bus so we can discuss this stuff.

That opening is impressive though. You gotta love that they threw the creature at us right out of the starting gate.

by the way...goodmorning Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:22:03 AM
"Reborn? A stripper...a prostitute..and a Baldwin brother."
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:22:13 AM
Oh fuck.....I'm giggling. People are looking at me funny....hahaha.
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:23:41 AM
I love the scene where it runs into that packed trailer and you just see it rocking, and the bystanders looking on helpless, and they we see it burst forth, chasing that overweight guy who tries to trundle away.

Love too how they don't know what it is, and someone suggests an "amazonian river dolphin"

morning Jonah....morning TO ALL!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:24:23 AM
geez..The Host
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:25:23 AM
might have bypassed Gojira as favorite asian monster flick. Need to re-watch Gojira before I start saying that though.
The Host is so different though...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:27:11 AM
I wouldn't even really call it a monster movie.....its a family dramedy first and foremost. It could have easily been a kidnapping film about the family coming together and kicking ass to get back their girl. The family moments were great. Without them...it would have been a sci-fi channel monster movie with really good effects.
Chitty..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:27:13 AM
watch Chocolate and Daisy. They rock. As does The Warlords. Running Wild and Mr. Socrates are good too. And you will likely be amused by Machine Girl.
Damn Jonah
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:27:35 AM
That's three hard core movies in three days.

Can you imagine back in my hallucnagenic days and me watching those three back-to-back-to-back?

I would be sitting beside Carl Childers in the nervous hospital breaking out into blubbering coniptions every 30 minutes.

I agree Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:29:14 AM
but ultimately the monster is in there, and the parts containing it are true to the genre of monster flick. That's the genius of it. It really is two movies spliced together. You could just throw the family into the monster movie and have a diff flick, or throw the monster into a family movie and also get a diff flick. But the genius here was the monster movie and the family movie collided with one another. My admiration grows as we speak.
And the day after
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:30:20 AM
Pan's I saw Painted Veil and Letters from Iwo Jima back to back. Seriously, that was the best January at the movies ever.
and the acting in Host is great....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:31:17 AM
...the casting was top notch. That seems to be what I have noticed with Korean films....they are very naturalistic with their acting style. There are scenes I'm sure are scripted, but they play almost improvisational.
I have the full version of Seven Swords...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:31:32 AM
...but have held off the last couple years watching it due to mixed reviews. I really need to get it over and done with. Do me a favor Jonah and watch them in this order: Shinobi, Guard Post and Red Cliff. And let me know immediately what you thought of them. Send me an e-mail if you have to.

The Filipino family that lives across the street from me are born agains. Every Christmas they put a put out a huge "JESUS" sign on their front lawn, along with a life-sized nativity scene and other assorted Christmas crap. They have 4 girls, all under the age of 8 and I just noticed the wife is preggers again. I guess they'll keep trying until they have a boy. They annoy the phuck out of me.

HOD-- hahaha....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:32:36 AM
I have a new topic:
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:34:04 AM
I woke up in a cold sweat last night with this on my mind....

Name some films with amazing original scores that are far better than the film itself.

Jonah! I say the Nay! Better than Gojira? Take that back!
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:34:35 AM
I liked The Host for the silliness of the family dramedy, and for the very cool monster effects. But it in no way comes close to Gojira.
Right on Danny!
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:35:01 AM
That is an excellent observation! My wife and I were trying to figure it out the other day watching Running Wild. It has the same setup as an american action film, it has the same basic plot, and similar scenes but the whole thing feels more real and natural. The villain, when being chased, behaves the way any person being chased would, not the way a "villain" might behave.

In Host, when they have that slapstick breakdown at the mass memorial, and as the fighting brothers are being pulled apart, the younger bro leaps up and kicks the other. I always wondered. Was that in the script, or did the actor do that last minute? I think not, since someone could have been hurt(this isnt thailand after all) but it feels like it is, and it gets a huge laugh as a result.

HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:36:14 AM
they annoy you because they are christians or other reasons?
Also notice in the Host
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:36:53 AM
The great use of the wide shots.

In the day and age of everyone trying to find the new "wicked cool" way to place a camera and get the trendy new angle, you have several simple wide shots that add to the scope.

The wide shot in the lab, when he tells the guy to pour the chems in the sink.

The wide shots of the creature in the first attacks (both in the parking lot and the lady on the train looking down).

Granted there were some great angles and positions, but those wide shots balanced and spread them out.

Titties!

I have no problem with Christmas decorations.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:37:36 AM
And even though I'm pretty anti-organized religion, I am able to disassociate Christmas and Christianity. I think taking "Merry Christmas," out of it and making it "Winter Festival," or whatever the fuck they try to call it-- is fucking horse shit. Its fucking Christmas!! In our modern age it doesn't have to have anything whatsoever to do with Christianity or Christ. I know Muslim families that put up Christmas lights and get a tree every year. For them it is just a great family holiday......

So I'm cool with all the in yo' face Christmas decorations. Its my favorite time of year...

Kang-ho Song (the loser dad in The Host)
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:38:37 AM
Is just an awesome actor. He was also in Antarctic Journal, Memories of Murder and The Show Must Go On and pound for pound he can give any actor in Hollywood a run for their money. I'd watch him and the guy from Oldboy in a movie about door to door deodorant salesmen.
Toad..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:38:43 AM
I didn't. I plan on re-watching Gojira very soon. I just wonder if the actual movie-making quality is as strong, or the fact of the bomb metaphor and the cultural impact of Godzilla are what make Gojira such a favorite. I would never talk trash on the big guy. Believe me. I watch that movie almost every year.
Chitty I watched some propane tanks get blowed up
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:39:43 AM
In my yoot. Fun stuff I must admit!
Song is great..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:40:58 AM
I remember not instantly recognizing him from Memories when I watched Host, and then seeing him in Antarctic Journal made me see what a great actor he is. A good part of the reason that film worked at all was him.
I think the store scene was somewhat improvised
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:43:10 AM
When they are past the quarintine and sneak back into the store.

The father is chastising them for making fun of their brother.

The stuff he is saying and the way the other actors look say to me there was some fun outtakes from that scene.

Mollified - for now
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:43:24 AM
I have my eye on you Jonah Echo. I tolerate lots of movie bashing -but nothing touches Gojira. You are in danger of receiving extreme unction!
Morning gents.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
09:43:59 AM
"And I can tell by the way
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:44:13 AM
he passes gas whether he is having a good day or a bad one." Or something like that.
hello Hobo..
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:45:53 AM
Toad...as you know
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:46:20 AM
per our copious kaiju conversations, I have seen many many many giant creature flicks. Gojira will always have an exalted place in their pantheon, as the granddaddy, come what may. That stark black and white imagery cannot ever truly be matched. And most people don't realize how strong the story of the original flick is. Gojira is as much one of Japan's finest cinematic hours as something like Seven Samurai is.
morning Hobo!
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:46:41 AM
how are you today?
Stuff blowing up is cool Toad
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:48:02 AM
When done safe and properly of course.

Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:49:14 AM
I borrowed Cider House Rules from a co-worker. I'm gonna give it another go round this weekend, and see if anything has changed since 99.
Hung over.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
09:50:02 AM
Had my bocce league last night. Little rough around the edges.
Chitty
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:50:47 AM
There is nothing like a fire mission when you get to drop an HE round or twenty on a target. I loved being in Artillery!
Hobo..had fun I assume?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:51:09 AM
didnt accumulate any bodies you cant explain this morning?
Not to change the subject, but has anyone seen..
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
09:51:50 AM
Time Life's documentary The World at War?

I caught an infomercial on it and good gosh that looks like some hardcore shit.

I find all that WWII footage both grotesque and jaw dropping at the same time.

Node
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:52:28 AM
Bocce and hungover are terms I have never heard in the same sentence before. Bocce and maalox, yep, heard that one!
Jonah...cool...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
09:53:05 AM
Chitty
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:54:20 AM
I saw TL series over twenty years ago. Not sure if it is same thing re-packaged. But only so much WWII footage exists - so it must be.
For all you pyros out there
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:55:28 AM
Check this out. Look at the pics in order, and read the captions if you can. It's an epic tale of man, bee and fire. All real photos.

http://forums.somethingawful.c om/showthread.php?threadid=224 3176

All right Jonah
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
09:56:16 AM
I believe you.
Make no bones about it, I'd ban all religion if I could
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:56:47 AM
But I tolerate it because it's easy enough to ignore and this may come as a surprise but even here in the Bible Belt I can avoid it. And I'm a hypocrite. Christmas is my favorite time of the year. I love decorations as does my wife and we put up lights, holly and the tree every year.

But the born agains bug me. They are usually the ones trying to convert others (our neighbor has made attempts at both my wife and myself a few times) and chances are you were born right the first time. You just liked the bottle and lines of coke.

So long as the religious types realize that being gay is NOT a choice and they let the woman decide what she can do with her body even if they find it reprehensible, then I have zero issues with religion. We'll get along just fine. My wife believes in reincarnation which to me is the zaniest belief of all but we're soul mates so I can let just about anything slide.

Drunken bocce is fun as shit.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
09:59:16 AM
It's really all about the bar afterwards though. We went undefeated in the regualr season last night. Lots of celebrating.

It also reminds me of a favorite movie line. Guess the film:

"The Statue of Liberty serves as a symbol...for naked women everywhere. BOCCE BALLS!!!

"chances are you were born right the first time"
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
10:01:34 AM
Excellent.
I'm the same way HOD....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:01:45 AM
...I have no problem with religion as long as it doesn't encourage prejudice, hatred, and converting others.
That was crazy Jonah
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
10:02:40 AM
That just didn't give a damn about the swingset!
Warning for Danny!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
10:04:40 AM
Remember in The Host when the creature throws up all of those bones and fluid.

That's what the next morning is like after a night of Everclear.

You'll start calling friends to make sure it was strangers you were throwing up and not freinds.

Good stuff though!

Speaking as
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:05:04 AM
a christian, though I don't really use the term "born again", I'd actually agree with pretty much all you say. Though, I even try to have tolerance for those who seem a bit confused with it all, and play the "let me tell you how to live" game.
Everyone in my life believes in the Big Guy upstairs...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:05:25 AM
...and is a carnivore and I love them all the same so even though I have a reputation of being the most intolerant jerkwad on the planet, I'm really not. I'm a "whatever floats your boat" kinda guy so long as it doesn't involve hurting women and children. And that's the last I'll ever say on the subject.
Toad..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:05:58 AM
My fave line was "It's so beautiful. I'm so proud to be an american rigt now."
it is true though....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:06:04 AM
...why did nearly every "Born-again," do coke off a hooker's ass? Fuck....they live it up more than I ever have.....
The Big G
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
10:09:33 AM
Galactus?
LOL Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:10:55 AM
Remember the Born Again Busey phase? Dear Jeebus, that was scary.
Busey is the one guy that could convert me....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:11:56 AM
....he makes life look fun.
did anyone else look at
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:12:40 AM
the bees vs. rednecks with fire link? Danny, Chitty, HOD. Check it out. For all I know, that's chitty in those pics.
Jonah, I read somewhere about a dude blowing his house up
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
10:13:27 AM
Trying to get rid of insects. I do understand the law of disproportinate escalation though. If a critter wont take the hint with a can of Raid, nuke the beast!
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:14:56 AM
"Whatever floats your boat...."

Equinas loves you for your acceptance...

Toad..the kicker is
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:15:03 AM
look at how well shot the pics are. Those are some beautiful photos..of a totally insane irresponsible event!
Hobo..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:18:49 AM
I dont recognize the qoute. what is it?
I feel bad for the bees.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:19:03 AM
...its odd. I like bees more than rednecks....so....

But I did get a kick out of the line, "12/23 NEVER FORGET"

Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:20:41 AM
I agree. I felt bad for the burned bees, but got such a laugh out of the insane euphoria those guys seemed to get from nearly incinerating their house.
what fucking retards...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:20:42 AM
Who the fuck would throw a can of paint thinner into a fire....about 15 feet from your fucking house? Douche bags.
yeah....the quality is good. Looks like digiSLR....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:21:53 AM
Jonah
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
10:24:24 AM
Splash. When Hannah first walks out of the water and walks i nfront of the SOL tourguide.

What's the 12/23 quote?

Oops that was DGDB.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
10:25:16 AM
I loved playing Bocce ball back when
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:25:22 AM
I need to go pick up a set. I saw The World at War probably 25 years ago on PBS. It's an excellent series, the DVD set is nice but for my money Ken Burns' recent series is the best documentary ever done about WWII from an American perspective. For an all around perspective and to appreciate the British once and for all, the BBC History of World War II is awesome, maybe the best on the subject.

And thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for Channel Four as they gave us our first good doc for WWI called The First World War - The Complete Series.

Hobo..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:27:39 AM
follow the link I sent above. That will explain it.
Hobo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:29:52 AM
The hillbilly put a caption on the bottom REMEMBER 12/23.....like mocking REMEMBER 9/11.......except this is a the fall of the Bee Towers.
HOD
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:30:27 AM
I'll watch them in that order, and since I'll be at home, I'll give you a play by play as I see them. I'll just post here, unless you want me to send more detailed emails.
poor bees.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:31:08 AM
That saddens me more than Holocaust footage.
Danny.you missed our recap of 2002
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:32:17 AM
did you want a go at it?
when the hell was that?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:34:30 AM
Jonah, give me a play by play here if you want
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:36:42 AM
I'll be watching movies all day myself so I guess I'll just keep the laptop by my side.
hah. sure thing HOD.
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:39:53 AM
we are such movie geeks. I'll do Guard Post first. I'm looking forward to it.
danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:41:00 AM
that was this morning. I didnt do the typical giant list, but we had a long discussion on 2002. It was a pretty great year.
I'm workin' on 2002
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:41:23 AM
wow...2002 was great...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:52:04 AM

About Schmidt

Adaptation

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Big Trouble

Blade II

Blue Crush

The Bourne Identity

Catch Me if You Can

Collateral Damage

Die Another Day

Eight Legged Freaks

Frailty

Ghost Ship

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Minority Report

One Hour Photo

Orange County

Panic Room

Phone Booth

Punch-Drunk Love

Rollerball

Signs

Spider-man

Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Stuart Little 2

The Transporter

The Tuxedo

Undercover Brother

2002 was the first list I had comedies on i think....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:53:28 AM
The Tuxedo, Undercover Brother, Orange County, and Rollerball (funniest fucking movie of all time)
Danny..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:55:55 AM
no Lilo and Stitch?
Never seen Lilo.....looked cool though...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
10:56:38 AM
Pluto Nash, Danny?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:58:37 AM
I thought that was supposed to bad? I never actually saw it. Not really a Murphy fan to begin with.
'02...
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
11:03:06 AM
And let me preface this by saying I probably haven't seen half the movies you gents have seen (like Pluto Nash, which I can guaran-fucking-tee wouldn't be on my list anyways:

Black Hawk Down, Bourne Identity, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Catch Me if You Can, Reign of Fire, Road to Perdition, Sum of All Fears, Transporter, Collateral Damage, Count of Monte Cristo. I realize that I ain't seen shit from '02.

I have defended Pluto Nash before....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:05:57 AM
The backlash was fucking ridiculous. It is a well made family comedy basically. It is an innocent, goofy, family sci-fi. Eddie is good, Rosario is fine, Randy Quaid is cool, and Sam Rockwell's fucking hilarious.
I missed....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:07:16 AM
Road to Perdition, and Count of Monte Crrrrrristo.

Sum of all Fears?! Fuck me....is that like my Rollerball nomination of so bad its fucking hilarious?

Am I the only one who hated Catch Me If You Can?
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
11:07:18 AM
It was like watching paint dry.
HoboCode....yes you are.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:09:32 AM
You have no soul if you don't love Catch Me.
I caught Pluto Nash on HBO one night
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:14:09 AM
I was expecting time to stop and Eddie Murphy emerge from my TV a la The Ring and force me to do unspeakable things with a ear of corn where every kernel is a harsh reminder of just how godawful the movie is.

As it turns out, it wasn't nearly as bad as the critics would have you to believe. It had a few laugh out loud moments which is a few more than Fool's Gold had.

HOD....you fucking fast forwarded through Pistol Whipped?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:22:17 AM
Thats like saying you wore multiple layers to a strip-club to ensure you didn't feel a thing...
Thats interesting bout Pluto Nash
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
11:22:18 AM
I mean I wont go seek it out likely, but if its on tv, Ill stop and give it a whirl.It's one of those movies that everyone seemed to hate,but I dont know if I ever met anyone who actually saw it. Thanks for the heads-up Danny. I do like sci-fi comedies if done well.
Randy Quaid and Rockwell are both great in it...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:23:48 AM
O.k. lets go 2003..part 1
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
11:26:03 AM
stuff I liked and loved: Overall, it was a pleasant year with great movies, but more likes than loves here, I think.

21 Grams American Splendor

Big Fish

Bon Voyage

Bruce Almighty

Calendar Girls

Code 46

The Company

The Cooler

The Core

Elephant

Elf

Finding Nemo

Girl with a Pearl Earring

Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.

Holes

House of Sand and Fog

The Hulk

I Am David

I Capture the Castle

I'm Not Scared

Identity

Intolerable Cruelty

Les Invasions barbares

The Italian Job

Japanese Story

Kill Bill Vol. 1

Kitchen Stories

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

The Last Samurai

Looney Tunes: Back in Action

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Lost in Translation

Love Actually

Luther

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Matchstick Men

The Matrix Reloaded

A Mighty Wind

Mystic River

Natural City

Oldboy

Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior

Open Range

part 2
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
11:29:12 AM
Open Water

Osama

Peter Pan

Bubba Hotep

In America

Pieces of April

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The Reckoning

Runaway Jury

The Rundown

School of Rock

Schultze Gets the Blues

Seabiscuit

Secondhand Lions

Shanghai Knights

Shattered Glass

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

The Station Agent

The Statement

The Story of the Weeping Camel

Sylvia

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Tokyo Godfathers

Touching the Void

Les Triplettes de Belleville

Veronica Guerin

Whale Rider

Willard

Wonderful Days

X2: X-Men United

Zatoichi

Zhou Yu's Train

Winged Migration

Only someone like Spielberg
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:29:18 AM
Could put out Minority Report and Catch Me in the same year. No wonder I'd be willing to be his personal ball washer.

So what movie from 2002 did we all agree on?

I think we should name our top 3 from every year....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:32:11 AM
Pistol Whipped was too by the numbers for me
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:34:07 AM
And underused Lance Henrickson. I tried, dude, I really did. Any one of us could have written a more engaging movie.

And you gotta understand that I'm new to the DTV thing. Maybe I just need to warm up to this low budget schlock.

Top 3?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:35:37 AM
Yikes. That's a flame war waiting to happen.
My Top 3 of 2002
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:38:50 AM
Minority Report, Punch-Drunk Love, Signs
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:40:14 AM
Yeah...it is a much different viewing mindset I shall admit. I just have fun with those movies. Pistol Whipped is another one where my buddy and I were laughing non-stop throughout the whole fucking thing. And have the time I couldn't even hear what Seagal was saying...we had to put subtitles on!!
Road to Perdition was superb.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
11:42:40 AM
...but Seagal is tough as fuck in that movie...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:42:45 AM
when he rocks that cop in the police station or smokes those fools in the bowling alley and then bows to the cleaning guy. And that fucking poor man's Jimmy Caan mobster guy, "....when I fucker her in the ass....I promise not to wipe my dick on her drapes when I'm done..."
Yep HOD we laughed like that through B&R
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
11:43:07 AM
When Ahnuld said "Freeze in Hell" we lost it.

Puch Drunk Love
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
11:43:32 AM
Loved that film. I recommended it to a friend, though, and he's still never forgiven me for it.
Punch Drunk is not for everyone....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:44:45 AM
...I've heard many personal friends say it really disturbed them. It shows the ugly side of people and people just cant accept that in a so-called romantic sort of film.
yeah...but all kidding aside....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:46:18 AM
Pistol Whipped was excellent for that sort of straight to dvd cheap action film. It was one of the best I've ever seen in that genre. But when the fuck did Seagal become full on Creole?
PSH iwas awesome in PDL.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
11:48:12 AM
"SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT...SHUT UP!!!"

You saw a little of that chracter in BTDKYD. Have I mentioned I loved that film?

The bowling alley scene was good...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:52:53 AM
...and the Dennis Farina clone getting shot in the restaurant was OK, but Seagal mumbles his lines and the editing was done so quickly to avoid showing that the Zen master has lost a step or two. I look at Sammo Hung who is twice as fat but twice as fast as doesn't require quick cuts to make him look faster.

The shootout at the end has a few neat moments. With a bottle of rum and a friend it might have been loads better.

Pluto Nash
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
11:53:54 AM
It is not a bad flick. It aint for the hardcore scf-fi geek, and definitely not for the Eddie Murphy haters, but it is enjoyable for what it is. A goofy moon based mostly family friendly movie.
I refuse to post my 2003 favorites
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:56:24 AM
This is where we get into some very contentious territory. And my skin is too thin today to take a beating from every single guy here.
Hobo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:57:05 AM
Did you see that commercial for the mattress store on PDL's special features? PSH is like, "Are you lookin' for a mattress?! Then come on down!!" and then he jumps off I think a bus or something with a guitar and bounces off a mattress and just smacks the pavement. Its so fucking funny.....
Oh shit...here it is!! Everyone watch this...funny as FUCK.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:57:59 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3ad7m4
Didn't PDL have something to do with yogurt?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:59:06 AM
Only watched it once, I guess I need to see it again.
I'll work on 2003.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
11:59:27 AM
Favorite Seagal flick
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
12:00:53 PM
For comedy and nice naked chicks I go with On Deadly Ground.

For best flick I have to go with Above the Law.

Pondscum is Banned
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 28th, 2008
12:01:05 PM
Interesting statement considering the nature of the bannings. I'm sorry you feel that way.
Now MNG shows up
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
12:15:25 PM
Daaaaaamn! We're getting close to having every AICN regular up in this mug.

For the record, I don't have a problem with anyone on this site. I'm like Fred in that regard.

Up in this mug?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Aug 28th, 2008
12:20:39 PM
Maybe.
I like everyone here who isn't a jerk
by Franklin T Marmoset
Aug 28th, 2008
12:25:01 PM
But I also like the jerks. We shouldn't be so quick to judge the jerks - they need love, too.
hod
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:27:16 PM
In PDL....Sandler uses the Snack-Pack rewards to fly around. He buys like a thousand things of pudding because he realizes some loop-hole where its actually worth like 100 times as much as the pudding cost in flier miles. That part is based on a real story.
Frankie!
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
12:27:45 PM
See Hellboy II yet? I can't remember if it's out tomorrow for you or already out...
fave Seagal flick....
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
12:29:48 PM
I'm gonna cheat and say Executive Decision since I think it's the best movie he's been in.
favorite '03 movies...
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
12:33:24 PM
Return of the King

The Last Samurai

Master and Commander

X2

Runaway Jury

top 3 Seagal films...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:36:54 PM
Out For Justice, Under Siege, Pistol Whipped
HOD--- post your 2003.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:37:37 PM
Fred is Free! Fred is Free!
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
12:38:43 PM
Boss gone, Fred off work Friday (Fredday). Fred do nuthin rest of day but chat online, eat gummie bears and suck air!
I have Pistol Whipped coming up in my next batch
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
12:41:34 PM
My daughter loves gummie bears. It's her "reward" if she "goes on the potty".

aaahhh, the joys of parenthood.

2003 list
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:44:02 PM
Wow....2003 was pretty lame. Here is what I had fun with....

Bubba Ho-Tep Daredevil

Darkness Falls

Dreamcatcher

Final Destination 2

Freddy vs. Jason

Hollywood Homicide

House of the Dead

Hulk

Identity

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

The Last Samurai

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Looney Tunes: Back in Action

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Lost in Translation

Malibu's Most Wanted

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Seabiscuit

Tears of the Sun

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Willard

Wrong Turn

top 3s for our years..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
12:44:44 PM
1998-Dark City, Babe: Pig in the City, The Truman Show

1999-The Iron Giant, Toy Story 2,Magnolia

2000- Crouching Tiger, Color of Paradise, O Brother Where Art Thou?

2001- LOTR, A.I., Donnie Darko

2002-Spirited Away, Minority Report, Two Towers

2003-ROTK, Master and Commander,In America

if someone fed me gummie bears more often...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:45:09 PM
...I wouldn't be so depressed.
Jonah...didn't we start this countdown on the last TB?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:46:09 PM
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
12:46:24 PM
If you look at my list, I bet you will see at least some of those you are worried bout listed there. At least one of the Matrix sequels is listed there.
Fred's movies of 2003
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
12:46:32 PM
X2

Return of the King

Love Actually

28 Days later

Bend it Like Beckham

Underworld

Master and Commander

damn LOTR.....in top 3 every year?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:46:47 PM
your top 3 Fred.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:47:19 PM
Fred thinks Gummie bears should be required eating
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
12:48:41 PM
Then again, if not, it leaves more gummies bears for Fred!

Greedy Fred

HI ALL!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 28th, 2008
12:48:41 PM
Just passing by, thought I'd do the hello thing.
Fred's top 3
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
12:50:33 PM
1) X2

2) Return of the King

3) Love Actually

interesting Freddie...
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
12:50:59 PM
I enjoyed all your movies, except Bend it like Beckham which I've never seen.
Bend It Like Beckham is a very sweet film...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
12:53:45 PM
...it makes me feel happy when I see it.
Fred really like BILB
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
12:55:51 PM
It very funny, and it shows a different culture that Fred never knew much about. Fred recommend it for a rainy day.
Sometimes a movie comes along and catches you by surprise
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
12:56:39 PM
And that movie, for me is Equilibrium. I walked out of the theater stunned by how much I liked that movie.

Malibu's Most Wanted is one of those movies I will always stop and watch if I come across it on TV. Always a good time to watch Malibu Most Wanted. That and Houses of the Dead.

Yeah technically it sucks but it is entertaining as all hell. Plus it had Lois Lane from Smallville whipping out her sweater meat. If House of the dead had midgets in it it might have been a perfect movie shit movie.

How early do you people wake up?
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
12:58:24 PM
like 5 in the morning with huge pitchers of coffee beside the computer?
One of you screen writer folks on here
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
01:00:16 PM
Should do a script that involves zombie midgets. Feel free to jump on this idea. Just make it cool and throw some tits in the story.
For some reason
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:00:42 PM
Bend it Like Beckham and 28 Days Later aren't on the list I had. Both good movies.
I get Moriarty's point now...
by matalo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:01:40 PM
These talkbacks are full of drivel now....
matalo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:03:52 PM
Open your mouth and I'll drivel a little urine in there for you to gargle with before bed.
Kungfuhustler84
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
01:04:01 PM
Don't assume its morning for everbody. It nine PM for me.
yup...I enjoyed the hell out of Equilibrium too
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
01:04:32 PM
Just caught that recently too.

Hugs and kisses matalo!

Hello Xiphos
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
01:05:41 PM
Stomp any alien bug infestations lately?
it's 2pm here kungfu...
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
01:05:44 PM
Though I may need another cup of coffee soon. Must stay away during my class tonight...
28 Days was 2003?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:10:06 PM
my Top 3 for 2003!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:12:05 PM
28 Days Later

Lost In Translation

Master and Commander

oddly enough I have done a marathon of these 3 films back to back which was a terrible, terrible idea. It made me hate all 3 of them for about a week.

My PDL scene!
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
01:12:22 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5oe9ce

Love the little phone jerk by PSH in the beginning.

awwww fuck....28 Days Later is 2002!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:13:17 PM
Damnit. In that case I replace 28 with Seabiscuit.....and Equinas agrees, that is one FINE film!!
Any year with a Tarantino or Wachowski Brothers...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
01:13:40 PM
...film is a year I don't want to post my favorites because each and every one of you will be lining up to paddle my arse into hamburger.

So I'll just go the safe route and say Gigli, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and Just Married.

Hobo....did you check out the vid I posted?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:16:05 PM
28 days was released in U.S. in 2003
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
01:17:43 PM
DannyGlovers need to change list - yet again!
HOD
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:17:55 PM
I really enjoyed Matrix Reloaded when I first saw it. Not up to the first and it made some mistakes, but it's a good action film. Revolutions sort of ruined it for me, but I went to see Reloaded twice in the same week when it came out.

Kill Bill Vol.1 is a great time. I think it's the perfect line between the high end stuff and the schlock. I dont really like Tarantino, but I think these movies represent the kind of thing he tries for every time. And that soundtrack was K-I-L-L-E-R.

Yeah DGDB. Great stuff.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
01:20:02 PM
I remmeber it from the DVD. I wonder if PSH actually did that? It looked pretty real.
Seabiscuit: Worst movie of all time.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
01:20:36 PM
PSH is a fucking God.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:21:42 PM
HoboCode -- you were born with an artificial heart!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:24:04 PM
No love for Catch Me or Seabiscuit?!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! !!
Walken in Catch Me If You Can
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:25:55 PM
is reason enough to like it. He really captured the heart of the movie. Man, that was a great role, wonderfully acted.
Let me start with my ten favorites of 2003...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
01:28:11 PM
...and see if I can narrow it down to 3.

ROTK, X2, Oldboy, T3, Love Actually, *gulps* Kill Bill, Last Samurai, Master and Commander, School of Rock and Seabiscuit.

Matrix Reloaded and Ong Bak get honorable mentions.

It really was the year of the quality blockbuster.

Oh I know Xiphos
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
01:28:51 PM
I'm mainly addressing the likes of HOD and Danny
Fred surprised by catch me if you can
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
01:29:15 PM
Fred enjoyed it. Fred was rooting for Leo.
Other 2003s
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:29:35 PM
I missed:

Hero with Jet Li. Man this movie rocked. I saw it in 2003, even though it was released here in 2004.

Man Without a Past. Now this is a great foreign film. Anyone here actually see it? It is ABSOLUTLEY worth seeking out.

North Fork. An odd film that really works. It seems too stylized or too precious initially, but it all works together in the end.

Seabiscuit is awful.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
01:31:26 PM
It's elitest and offensive to working people. I was enraged watchign it.
HoboCode
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
01:33:39 PM
Why do you think Seabiscuit was elitist?
Don't think I can narrow it down to 3
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
01:34:43 PM
Just too many awesome movies. And I didn't even include the other blockbusters I loved or enjoyed like PotC, LXG, Matrix Revolutions, Underworld, Finding Nemo, Underworld and The Hulk.

What a great year for cinema.

Fred
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
01:35:06 PM
Hey my man. Nope, no bug stompings have ocurred lately, unfortunanly. I did, however, get to embarrass the living hell out of a pompous ass French Foreign Legion Captain. Fred, my friend, life is all about the little things like that.

And with that I'm going to bed later folks.

I thought 2003 was one of the weakest years...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:35:20 PM
I remember liking Seabiscuit
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
01:36:47 PM
It wasn't earth shattering, but it was good.

Hero was a great film.

Hobocode.....elitist?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:37:17 PM
What? The whole point of the film is how the country was in such shitty condition, the working people needed something to make them proud again and lift them up. Its all about how oppressed the poor were! Elitist my ass. Why...because Bridges is a rich guy that happens to be nice? So thats putting down the poor?
Goodnight Xiphos
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
01:38:42 PM
Maybe some Space Bugs will land in middle of night and provide entertainment! Legionnaire tipping probably as much fun as cow tipping.
I fucking hated Underworld....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:38:51 PM
...one of the worst soundtracks of all time and just gimmick after gimmick after gimmick. Its a less interesting Blade film. Scott Speedman is a weak leading man...and that film makes me sick to fucking death of the color blue. Len-- white balance a different color tone once in awhile motherfucker!!
kungfuhustler sir.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:40:15 PM
I'm West Coast...so I come on at 7am when I get in to the office. I was on last night at like 10pm my time....I sleep like a fucking bear.
*tugs on collar*
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
01:45:25 PM
Here we go again!

Scott Speedman is indeed horrible. I liked it solely for Bill Nighy and you know who in the tight leather.

At least I know I have you in my corner for LXG, DGDB.

Yeah, Underworld failed on a lot of levels.
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
01:48:46 PM
It's one of those movies that just feels cheap, like there aren't any real people in it, or like the sun never rises in that world. There are a couple of scenes with the characters interacting with the 'real' world, but they seem like backdrops, or stage sets, or something. (I know they actually ARE stage sets, but they shouldn't seem that way) anyway, hard to explain, just something kind of off about it, besides the obvious complaints.
Bill Nighy is always cool....it got so soap operaish...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:48:47 PM
...at the end if I remember correctly.

LXG is pure fucking entertainment.

Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
01:49:01 PM
Fred liked Underworld.
Seabiscuit wasn't elitist..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:50:50 PM
It was a pretty straightforward drama, and it was inspiring for what it was.
Hey Samsquanch
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
01:51:48 PM
Good to see you. Almost never 'run into you' except for political TB's.
I agree Sam...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
01:51:50 PM
the whole thing feels like its shot ....on some cheap ass backlot in Eastern Europe. It feels cheap as fuck....and whats her name's ass parading around in tight leather isn't enough to make that movie suck balls. Even if she was able to make me pop wood, the music would immediately deflate my hard on.
Fred
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
01:52:46 PM
The whole relationship of the richer auto dealer saving the poor and downtrodden jockey is nauseating, and the movie is revisionist bullshit. The movie perpetuates the myth of Seabiscuit being some hero of the working man, when it was just another purebred horse with blueblood roots (actually related to War (Admiral) owned by a rich auto tycoon. Perhaps the people saw it as a her oto their kind but that's becasue they were ignorant of the realities. And the fatc that the movie doesn't adress any of that is insulting.
I think if Underworld
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:52:53 PM
had been a DTV title or something we came across, we would have a higher opinion of it. Because it was a full fledged action release in September, and it had that beautiful gothic poster with Beckinsale standing over the city, which I had on my wall for months before the film came out, it was held to a higher standard. As it is, it was an O.K. movie. It was never actually bad. At worst, it was just mediocre.
Xi
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
01:52:57 PM
I hope I have not missed you dude. But if so, have a good one anyway.
I liked Underworld too...
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
01:54:56 PM
Granted I love Kate (call me), so that movie could have been anything and I wouldn't have cared as long as I could feast my eyes on those lovely, lovely features.
Too bad, to.
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
01:55:39 PM
Could have been great. neat premise. I'm kind of sick of gun-toting street-smart vampire cop/soldier/ninja characters though. I'd rather see a vampire movie done right- they aren't people, pretending to be people is part of their camouflage. They don't own companies, they don't conspire with bad humans, and they certainly don't have fucking kids. They're supernatural monsters that like to eat people. 30 Days of Night did a fine job of that, but there wasn't really anything else in the movie besides. I'd love to see a 30 days sequel if they follow the story back to New Orleans, or wherever it was.
Underworld 2
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:56:15 PM
was actually sort of good. Anyone agree?
Hawaiian - 2nd package received
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
01:56:23 PM
Muchas gracias amigo.
nope...didn't like Underworld 2
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
01:57:18 PM
On your own with that one Jonah.
samsquatch
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:57:40 PM
I started a script last week that is seeking to treat vampires just as you mentioned. Good call. It takes more work that way though, then to just show them as people with fangs.
why the first, but not the second?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:58:50 PM
the second had more story, better fx, better creatures and overall better acting since inclusion of Derek Jacobi and Bill Nighy automatically elevates it.
woops. title line is weird.
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
01:58:58 PM
hey Toad! Danny.
Anyone here see the flick Perfect Creature
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
02:03:13 PM
more of a DTV title. Had Dougray Scott and Saffron Burrows in it. I thought it was a decent steampunk/vampire flick. Worth renting.
Node
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
02:03:23 PM
A Horse is a horse - of course of course!

And you can not use the 'if they only knew' argument. They knew enough and seabisquit was a hero.

Jonah Echo Three words for your screen play
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
02:05:22 PM
Zombie midgets, tits. Nuff said.
samquanch
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
02:06:06 PM
All is well in the world dude! I am home relaxing. I have some steaks marinating now, and will be grilling and chowing down as soon as milady gets home.
Jonah, It must be hard to avoid the tropes
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
02:08:12 PM
If they aren't people with fangs, you have to go the pure monster route. But that path has it's own pitfalls. Do you go the 'Alien' route, with a bunch of plucky humans slowly being picked off one by one? or the slasher-flick route, with a bunch of plucky teenagers being picked off one by one?

You know what, though, if you look at a lot of vampire movies, most of them get at least one or two things right. The Lost Boys got a lot right, and maybe that's because it was basically a remake of the 50's serial "horror" teen scream flicks, like "I Was a Teenage Dracula" or whatever. Keep it simple?

I've always wanted to see a story about the transformation, really illustrate how vampires are completely non-human. I never watched much Buffy, but there was one episode with a new vamp killing his sister without remorse, which I thought was an element done right.

How about a kid who sleeps all day anyway, gets bit when he's wasted, so he doesn't notice, turns into a vampire but doesn't realize because he's pretty nocturnal in the first place? Too campy?

sounds nice, Toad.
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
02:09:37 PM
mmm. steaks.
I don't know Jonah..
by just pillow talk
Aug 28th, 2008
02:09:45 PM
It just didn't work for me. I was expecting something else when they were going to be "hunted". I was hoping for the entire vampire & werewolf world to hunt them down. No teamups with another vampire strike team. Just the two of them on the run from everyone.

And I didn't like the two bro's teaming up either.

Just didn't strike the right cord with me.

HoboCode
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:14:57 PM
Fred think you can not apply todays thinking to 1930's sensibilities. During depression, people were grouping for anything to take their minds off of circumstances. Seabisquit became a hero because of the way he ran and won. Horse racing, boxing and baseball were the most popular sports back then. Many people followed them, and did not think it was elitist.

You could make same argument about boxing or baseball. Boxers (heavyweight_ made more money than movie stars. baseball players made more than average Americans, bUt people did not stop liking baseball because the owners were rich or boxers had more money. Same thing with horses. The owners had the money, but the horses still had to run.

Underworld 2 was like a DTV movie to me
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
02:16:20 PM
It wasn't great, wasn't horrible, classic middle of the road movie. That said, I own it but may never watch it again.

Node, I'll accept your reasons for not liking Seabiscuit even if I don't feel the same way. Nobody understands my reasons for disliking Indy 4 (save for DGDB) so I'll show you some solidarity, brother [hangs head, raises fist in the air].

You're welcome, JPT. Hope you enjoy most of them.

Hello samsquanch
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:17:22 PM
Fred had to look up 'trope'! You should join our little group. Fred always likes to learn new words and hear new opinions!
I always thought
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
02:17:47 PM
a good vampire flick would have the vampire being sort of an urban myth, like the alligator in the sewer, even have the vampire living in the sewer system (not a victorian mansion). More animalistic, like a feral human. Not totally without intelligence or charm, just completely different than human when not trying to pass for one. Also- keep it supernatural, not scientific. Vamps aren't "another species", they're undead ghouls. magical, evil, the whole nine yards. Hard to avoid the religious angle there, but I remember a great X-Men issue from the 70's, I think, that explains that a crucifix (or, in the issue, Kitty Pryde's Star of David) has power over vampires not because the symbol represents an actual deity, but that it represents the human's own innate goodness and faith.

random vamp thoughts. On that note, the HBO show True Blood looks like shit.

sam
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
02:19:35 PM
I think Blade II falls along that path somewhat - at least the next generation vampires that were being built.
Hiya, Fred!
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
02:20:37 PM
glad to be of service.
HOD on ST3
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
02:22:03 PM
I was the one calling you out, not because you didn't like. I don't think you gave it enough praise. It was awesome, and I don't think that point came through clear enough in your review.

I hated Death At the Funeral, I didn't like it at all. Maybe laughed once or twice. And I am a big fan of most of the people involved, I even liked Bowfinger.

Howdy, folks
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
02:22:59 PM
Underworld, eh? I'll side with Jonah and say Underworld 2 was decent. Back to back with the first one, the story plays out quite well - like one big movie. Don't think Speedman's got the necessary chops, though. Bill Nighy's great.

Playing catch-up with the TB at the moment. Lot of reading here...

HOD
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
02:24:57 PM
Thanks so much!!! Fedex was right on schedule. The driver didn't even make it all the way up to the porch before I got there. This is like Christmas! I'm going to watch "The Host" right now. YES!!!!
Hello ThereWolf
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:25:38 PM
Hee hee! Fred laughing really hard today because someone at work quoted Young Frankenstein!
Nice one, Fred!
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
02:27:20 PM
What was the quote?
Hello Mavra Chang! Wow, everyone is here today
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:29:10 PM
Fred can't wait to get home to start watching flicks!
Send Seabiscuit to the glue factory.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
02:29:59 PM
I'm willign to concede the elitism, athough that's how I felt coming out of the film for whatever reason, but the movie reeks otherwise. It was sanctimonious, maudlin Oscar bait at best.
ThereWolf
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:31:41 PM
It was the 'What hump?' lines. Fred was laughing very hard.
And Fred s friend called Fred 'Froadrick'! hee hee
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:32:54 PM
That killed Fred
"sanctimonious, maudlin Oscar bait"
by samsquanch
Aug 28th, 2008
02:36:05 PM
very, very well said. I completely agree on that one.
Excellent, Mavra
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
02:38:26 PM
Enjoy! I'm sure everyone here can give you recommendations what to watch first and what to save for last.

If you see Herb around, please verify his kit was delivered. I'd hate to think one of his neighbors is wondering why someone would send them a bunch of movies they've never heard of.

Series
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
02:49:42 PM
I'm guessing you enjoyed ST3 a wee bit more than me, lad. It was a fun romp, had the feel of the first movie which the second most definitely did not, and the Sky Marshall was priceless.

Gang, I've come to a conclusion today. A movie does not exist which we are not divided on, even if it's just one person on the other side of the fence. There's no such thing as a universal classic it seems.

Hi Fred! HOD...
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
02:52:44 PM
I sent him a message. He'd still be at work now, but I'm sure he'll let you know soon. The quality of the movie is amazing! I was expecting subtitles, so that was also a pleasant surprise (not that I mind reading, but this makes it easier to focus on the film). Going back to it now!
Fred have Universal Classic
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:53:00 PM
Dumbo
Bambi?
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:57:28 PM
Hobo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
02:57:46 PM
Your extreme liberalism makes you look foolish at times. You don't see it-- but you are just as close minded as an extreme right winger. You have a problem with Seabiscuit because he was meant to represent the working class but he had purebred roots? What the fuck? That is a ridiculous notion. Say whatever you will...but the history is true. That race made the people of America feel good about themselves for the first time in a very long time....watch a documentary about the subject. Or are all historical documentaries elitist as well?

The story of Seabiscuit is simple...it has to do with moving past expectations. The horse was too small and the jockey too big....yet they defied public opinion and went on to become winners. Its a feel good story. Thats it.

The Host
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
03:01:46 PM
My favourite scene in The Host is where they sneak back to the shop/ store room, rustle up some grub and start to eat.

Then the girl is just there and they all start to give her food, interracting.

You can't tell who's fantasy it is. Is it theirs or hers? And watching it for the first time, when she appears it's quite an emotional jolt.

ThereWolf
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:03:25 PM
I agree on that scene. It is bizarre, startling, and heart warming all at the same time.
DGDB
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:09:41 PM
In what way is that a ridiculous notion? Anyway I said I was willing to concede that aspect but, regardless the film is still mawkish, contrived garbage.
Dubbed, Mavra?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:11:22 PM
I'm going to go cry in the bathroom for a minute.

OK, I'm back. I remember when all you had were dubbed VHS versions and then when DVD came out and I could watch Hard Boiled, Seven Samurai, Ran and Gojira with subtitles it was like seeing them again for the first time.

I hate to break it to you but The Host is the only one in the bunch that has the dubbed option. Everything else is subtitled.

Hobocode....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:12:58 PM
...and thats fine to say the shit is on its knees begging for a chance to suck cock for an Oscar... ..its just a ridiculous notion to suggest that there was some sort of elitist agenda involved with the real Seabiscuit event. Moments in history like this are some of the few great American moments that transcend any sort of political agenda.
The Host dubbing was pretty good if I remember...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:14:11 PM
Fred, I've got news for you
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:15:22 PM
I've never seen Dumbo.

*jumps under desk*

Bambi is pretty good. My daughter loves it.

Everyone loves Dumbo
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
03:17:16 PM
Fred not met anyone who not love that movie - at least people who have seen it!
I remember parts of Dumbo...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:18:03 PM
Its sad as fuck....but very well done.
Disney topic? Favorite 3....and why...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:18:51 PM
Dumbo...
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
03:19:41 PM
Bambi... saw them both so long ago, very hazy memory of those - never seen them as an adult. Fantasia is the business.
Snowball, Meet Hell-Fire
by LaserPants
Aug 28th, 2008
03:23:25 PM
The chance this movie has of happening is vaguely akin to the survival chances of an ordinary snowball meeting hot plumes of hell-fire on planet volcano.
Wow top Three Disney great topic
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
03:27:17 PM
Thats a toughie
I guess...
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
03:27:51 PM
the 3 in my above post are my favourites but it's hard to give a 'why' because I was just a kid and they were big, colourful cartoons!

'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' music is in Fantasia though, that's a good reason. I love that tune.

I'm taking Seabiscuit behind the barn...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:28:01 PM
...if it's OK with everyone. Let's put that sucker to rest. Who freakin' knew it had the ability to fire some folks up. Wow.

For Disney I won't include the Pixar stuff since Pixar did all the work. And I assume we're just talking about their animated stuff?

1) Beauty and the Beast

2) Aladdin

3) The Rescuers

my top 3 Disneys.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:28:08 PM
The Sword in the Stone

Robin Hood

Lady and the Tramp

(in no particular order)

DGDB
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:30:58 PM
Who said anything about an agenda? I just said I found the film to be elitist, but that doesn't imply any political agenda. The film is certainly about 2 sets of elitists, one set of which happened to capture the hearts and minds of a downtrodden populace because it was viewed as an underdog. But the story of Seabiscuit was largley a myth as seen by that populace. A big problem I have with the film is that it perpetuates that myth. The book it's based on does as well but at least it actually counters it somewhat with historical facts, soemthing the film lacked almost entirely.
I guess the why is difficult isn't it?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:31:04 PM
I'm trying to think why I like those...and I just have very fond childhood memories of those three.

Lady is cool because it feels like a romantic film from that era....not like a cartoon really-- for a large chunk in the middle. I bought this recently and was amazed by how romantic it still feels....I forget I'm watching cartoon fucking dogs. Hehehe.

Robin Hood is just a bad ass.....and Sword has some of those great iconic moments I remember from being a kid.

3 fave disney traditional animations
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
03:31:27 PM
Pinocchio- beautifully animated, and I think they capture the story in a real fantastic, but emotional way. Jimminy Cricket's character is alot to thank for that. He isnt just a metaphor or a magical animal, he's a pal.

Sleeping Beauty-almost completely devoid of irony. It's a straightforward fairy tale as beautiful and deep in it's simplicity as the real deal.

Fantasia-TRIPPY. Sleeping Beauty and Fantasia.

dont know why the other two
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
03:32:41 PM
are mentioned again. See you guys later tonight.
Sorry. Top 3 Disneys sans Pixar
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:32:49 PM
Beauty and the Beast

Snow White

The Lion King

Fred very hard pressed on this
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
03:34:43 PM
Dumbo- Fred saw with mom when Fred was little.

Fantasia - Beautiful movie and music.

Lilo and Stitch - Just a fun movie.

Fred feels so bad leaving out classics like Lion King, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.

HoboCode
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:34:50 PM
My view is even if the entire thing really was a myth....if it was a staged race created by the government to lift the morale of the country....who fucking cares. It worked and made the hard working Americans forget about their suffering for 5 minutes...so bravo. Good for them.
now.....HoboCode.....3 favorite Disney films.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:35:25 PM
....and no Pixar bullshit.
oh didnt see it...Hobo...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:37:07 PM
Mine are above DGDB
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:38:50 PM
But I'd like to ammend it: Fantasia

Beauty and the Beast

Snow White

The Lion King

The Rescuers Down Under

For those with kids
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:42:33 PM
The problem with Disney movies is you watch them ALL. THE. F-ING. TIME. So that has unfortunately altered my opinion which it shouldn't because a great movie is a great movie.

But due to overexposure The Lion King has slid down on my rankings while Cinderella, Lady and the Tramp and 101 Dalmatians have risen because I was only introduced to them in the last year.

I've never seen The Rescuers movies...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:42:53 PM
Top Three Disney Animations Sans Pixar
by SkeletonParty
Aug 28th, 2008
03:42:57 PM
1. Robin Hood. (I still do that whistle or sing Not in Nottingham) 2. Lady and the Tramp (Wanted to be half as cool as the Tramp when I grew up, I failed) 3. Jungle Book - (Loved everything about the animals in that one)
Rescuers Down Under?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:45:05 PM
WOW. Nice to see. I prefer the original but it's wonderful to see some love for Bernard and Bianca.
Really DGDB?
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:45:47 PM
Rent them both. They're both excellent, and the sequel in Australia is an animation masterpiece.
Robin Hood
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:46:47 PM
The Maid Marian fox gave me wood when I was a kid.
Holy shit HOD
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
03:48:13 PM
I just got your package. You are the coolest motherfucker alive right now. This is just too fucking cool. I have been having a stupendous summer, and you are one of the reasons for that. Thanks a lot for the package man. Any recommendations on what order to watch them in?
Damn HOD.
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:50:28 PM
What did you send him?
Ah! Jungle Book!
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
03:50:59 PM
'The Bear Necessities' is now lodged in my head.

Well done!

Song of the South!!!
by HoboCode
Aug 28th, 2008
03:52:13 PM
Just kidding.
You guys old enough to remember those...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:52:16 PM
...vinyl LPs that were basically the audio portion of the movie? They had them for the Star Wars movies and Tron and a few others. I had one for The Rescuers and I played that thing every day for the better part of a year. Back in the day when only rich folks had a VHS machine and it was as big as an engine block.
hahaha....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
03:54:19 PM
Jesus Christ...judging that reaction I would say you sent him 3 big titted Swedish chicks, an 8 ball of coke, and all 5 seasons of The A-Team on DVD.
Top Three Disney - diabolical man!
by toadkillerdog
Aug 28th, 2008
03:55:14 PM
1) Jungle Book - Baloo was the coolest bear alive.

2) Fantasia - Awesome animation and music.

Lion King

Holy mackeral Kungfu
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:55:39 PM
Remember to breathe!

I can't remember everything I sent you. I recommend you put in Sinking of Japan first as it's a great mindless summer disaster flick.

"You are the coolest MF'er alive right now"
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
03:58:19 PM
Awww shucks.*hangs head and twists foot in dirt*

'Twas nothing.

Enjoy dude. The Swedish chicks will come in the next kit.

kungfu...tell HOD who is the coolest-- go ahead...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
04:04:40 PM
STEPHEN FUCKING BALDWIN!!
HOD you want a REAL reaction?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
04:15:40 PM
Send Equinas the following:

Seabiscut

Hidalgo

Black Beauty

The Horse Whisperer

That horse fucking movie

Then watch the outpouring of emotion come your way.

not just emotion...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
04:20:42 PM
watch the outpouring of bodily fluids...
Ha Danny!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
04:40:32 PM
I almost wrote outpouring of emotion cum your way, but I figured I would get the same reaction from my Equinas at the Derby story.
I found Equinas on video!
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
04:44:08 PM
Holy crap!

http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=C0Nyh831i78&feature =related

Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
04:50:28 PM
Fred has said it before - When you got a Freddie award, but you are the kindest and most generous person with the biggest heart that Fred has encountered on these internets! Fred got the kit! Even Dirk was jumping up and down! Fred is very happy. Thank you.
I will watch Chocolate and Daisy next
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
04:56:03 PM
I love this stuff.

When I get to the last one in the package and finish it, I'm setting off a propane tank in honor of HOD.

I suppose that was a bit gushy
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
04:57:29 PM
I'm just feeling especially affectionate today.

Kisses and man hugs in a completely heterosexual manner for everyone!

awesome Kungfu...I'll take it...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
04:59:26 PM
I'm a big fan of hugs, in a completely non- "I wanna fuck you," kinda way.
Isn't modern technology great?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Aug 28th, 2008
04:59:41 PM
I mean to be able to say "oh you guys would like these" and then be able to send copies and us watch them.

Fucking fantastic! (skeet, skeet)

ChittyChittyGangBang
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
05:00:23 PM
Please let Fred know when you plan to set off another tank, so that Fred can put a helmet on.
Propane tank in HOD's honor?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
05:00:52 PM
Hilarious. Mother-fucking hilarious....
All Hail The HOD!
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
05:01:49 PM
Can you feel the love in the house tonight?

I said CAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOVE IN THE HOUSE TOOOO-NIGHT?

Praise be!

ThereWolf
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
05:21:23 PM
Yours goes out tomorrow. I don't want to be sending stuff across the pond often so I waited until I had about 30 movies ready for you.

Propane tanks in my honor has me laughing so hard I can barely type. Oh shit that's funny.

And yes, technology is amazing. Back in '92 when there was no such thing as websites and you could only visit newsgroups, I would get people to send me comics and VHS tapes of the Simpsons episodes I missed but those transactions would take weeks and weeks. Now I can burn a movie and have it to a guy clear across the country in 24 hours.

Anakin1268
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
05:27:57 PM
Bambi vs Godzilla - That made Fred laugh. Fred saw that years ago.
ThereWolf
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
05:28:55 PM
You have Dirk fired-up!
Anakin1268
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
05:38:32 PM
there is nothing dry about deer jizz.
HOD
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
05:41:35 PM
Thank you.

Seeing everybody else reacting to these packages has got me fairly excited - and, I have to say, a little jealous!

Dirk!
by ThereWolf
Aug 28th, 2008
05:46:23 PM
Whose house? Let me hear ya say 'whose house?'

HOD's House! Hallel-ooooojah!

Praise dem sweet baby cheeses!

I happily awed by "The Host", so I'll ramble.
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
06:19:13 PM
The movie itself was just gorgeous...all the little details in every scene were perfection, imho. Beginning with the man on the bridge staring down into the water, I was hooked by the visuals. That was what I meant about the lack of subtitles, HOD. I am in no way opposed to hearing the real voices. Even if I can't translate, I can get the feel of them, but this gave me the opportunity to really appreciate the imagery on the first viewing without losing track of the narrative.

The way it was able to slip back and forth between comedy, drama, and fantasy without any hiccups was impressive. It didn't try to set each phase up for the changeover...it seemed like a natural flow.

I think the "Little Miss Sunshine" comparison would have occurred to me, even if it hadn't already been said, especially during the van scene. I liked the little extras tossed in during the family moments, such as the brothers kicking each other at the memorial or the son and daughter dozing off while being lectured. The girl who played Hyun-seo did an excellent job. I was holding my breath every time they went back to what was going on in the sewer (no pun intended).

I took a peek at IMDB when the movie was over. Coolest trivia entry has to be the creature designer nicknaming it "Steve Buscemi". I'm not going to be able to forget that when I watch it again!

HOD is the coolest mofo out there
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
06:41:14 PM
I got the package HOD. My wife looks at it, and says "This guy sent you for free, better copies than you used to pay money for. Don't you owe him like a kidney or something?"

I just jumped up Guard Post to tonight, since she wants to see some zombie goodness. Add in some Octoberfest and pizza and Thundercat's ho!

FOR HAWAIIAN ORGAN DONOR!
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
06:42:53 PM
Dude, you have made this last few months of visits to AICN more personal and fun than the previous 10 years of visits. Later bro!
Anakin1268
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
06:54:55 PM
Must have been some big shindig! What was the occasion?
Anakin1268
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:00:18 PM
Was Steve Buscemi also there then, or was that a different time?
Anakin's a lady?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:00:34 PM
Fuck....I feel bad about the horrible shit I've said to you. Is that sexist?
and to clarify the deer jizz....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:02:36 PM
...I suppose it proves my sense of humor is more....let not dry...but warped. You said the Bambi vs. Godzilla, and then you said you sense of humor was dry....and I always take the low road, so I took "VS" as doing one another....and got visuals of Bambi humping Godzilla, sorta like that joke Chitty told about the Ant fucking an elephant. Anyway....wow-- what a sentence. I'm done.
And nevermind...I'm fucking retarded....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:05:38 PM
I don't know why I read the last 10 posts really fast and somehow mixed it up as you being a female. Fuck.
Danny
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:06:32 PM
And their offspring would be the Lizard Kings of the Forest!
I keep saying
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:13:10 PM
We all look alike on here. It's easy to get mixed up that way.
Looking back...I don't know why I came to that...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:13:15 PM
...conclusion. Something regarding Mavra saying "SHE" thought she was speaking of you as opposed to Hillary......anyway. Moving on!
Lizard King......hahaha......
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:13:48 PM
As long as it isn't one with Vin Diesel, I'm in.
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:18:15 PM
I haven't gotten around to watching those yet (Which explains perfectly why I'm in a Riddick thread...).
Anakin1268
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:20:45 PM
Dude, I spent the last 8 hours talking about fucking movies.....which explains why I'm sitting here on a movie TB still.....fuck.
I'm just hanging around waiting on someone.
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:25:17 PM
I've got nothing to do til they show up, or I go to work, whichever comes first. Not enough time to watch another movie, unless I wanted to split it between now and tomorrow, which I don't.
Not terribly sentimental of me
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:27:39 PM
But they spent an awful lot of time trying to get him outta there. Yeah, his brother died, but is his life still more important than every other person out there? Just how I felt when I saw it.
Are you talking about a movie
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:31:22 PM
Or is this a metaphor?
Vin was indeed in Saving Private Ryan
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:35:24 PM
3 top Disney movies
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
07:37:34 PM
Snow White, Fantasia, and Jungle Book
I didn't know he was in that movie
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:37:37 PM
Guess I can retract my "never seen him in a film" statement.
good nite kids....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:37:56 PM
Have fun at work Mavra.

Anakin....always use a rubber pal. Even if she claims to be Irish Catholic.

yup...here's proof...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 28th, 2008
07:38:43 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5kntwy
Top 3 Disney's
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:42:59 PM
Animated: 1. The Jungle Book

2. Aladdin

3. Hercules

Non-animated:1. Escape to Witch Mountain

2. Pirates of the Caribbean

3. Something Wicked This Way Comes

Night, Danny
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:44:42 PM
Would the Lizard Kings of the Forest sing "Light My Fire"? Smokey the Bear disapproves!!
Goodnight, Anakin
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:48:19 PM
I've seen all of the Jay and Silent Bob movies. Still can't see the boat though, Chipps, wherever you are!
Fred should be here now!
by Mavra Chang
Aug 28th, 2008
07:55:40 PM
He's supposed to be the one present to hit the milestone marks. Fred...you can post #1000 if you hurry!
Just checking in before I put my daughter to bed...
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
07:56:21 PM
...and put in a movie.

OK, so looking back, what's to comment on?

Mavra, glad you enjoyed The Host. And I hope the rest don't disappoint.

Jonah, tell your wife that our discussions about the movies I send our plenty good enough. It's nice to finally have a group of people I can discuss my Asian movie fetish with. I'll be putting in the Guard Post at 9AM unless you inform me tonight it was unwatchable.

Dear lord my daughter is standing next to me screaming for cake or something, so I guess I'll be back shortly.

Mavra Chang
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
08:05:57 PM
Vin Was most definantly in SPR. He was one of the many archetypes, instead of characters, that infested SPR. Vin played the role of the tough but kind hearted Brooklynn Italian kid.

Remember the scene where half a building was blown away and a family with a kid were trapped on the second floor of the ruble. The noncharcter archetype played by vin diesel bought the farm in that sceene.

I play real chess and I stink
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
08:07:54 PM
I was good at one point but no longer.

These beers are going down like water!

I saw a movie not talked here on AICN
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
08:27:04 PM
And it was prety good, it's The Hammer with Adam Carrolla. It was pleaseant, funny, nice little flick.

Anakin1268 do you come with a translation to English device? Because I have no idea what the hell your talking about.

carolla
by illegaltouching
Aug 28th, 2008
08:39:08 PM
unfortunately, i think the audience of the hammer was limited to the fans of his radio show.
DAMN
by Series7
Aug 28th, 2008
08:41:58 PM
For a minute there I thought we found him! MANBEARPIG is on right now. AW jesus on ice skates. Best South Park ever. Gonna watch Leaving Only In Vegas, the chick movie not the alcoholic movie. I've heard it a decent date movie. I know my date loves it, hence why I bought it for her. Now I get to find out why.

This one here we named the hanging mushroom.

illegaltouching
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
08:50:53 PM
I've never listened to his morning show. I did like to listen to Carolla on Love Line though. The Hammer is still a pretty good movie anyways.
hammer promotion
by illegaltouching
Aug 28th, 2008
09:01:50 PM
he talked about it on his show for 3 months straight because it was the only promotion they could afford. that flick would have looked ten times better with a few extra million in the budget, though.
Evening all..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:09:20 PM
got a few beers in, so maybe it is me, but wow the posts here tonight seem disjointed.

So, HOD, I started watching Guard Post with my wife and it was unwatchable, but not in a quality way. It was jittery and wouldnt play on the PS3. No worries though, I'm running it here on the computer and it looks great, and I'm digging it. Instead, she and I broke your suggested list and watched the first half of Red Cliff(the first half of this movie, not the whole thing). She fell asleep(exhausted after our long day, trip to the gym, alcohol etc) so I turned it off half way through. But as of right now,may I just say, WOW. This is the chinese warfare epic I have always dreamed of. This movie is kicking nine different varieties of ass currently, and I'm dying to get back to it. I'll probably run the whole thing again from the beginning so I can give you a fair shake on it, but I'm so excited because JOHN WOO IS BACK! AINT IT COOL?

To clarify HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:11:05 PM
I'll watch Guard Post now, and hit Red Cliff fresh tomorrow morning.
I thought The Hammer was awesome
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:11:42 PM
Just a sweet little movie that made you feel good about life at the end. I've been a huge Carolla fan since The Man Show and the movie was the perfect vehicle for him. Plus it helps to know he really was a boxing champ and carpenter back in the day and the sidekick he had was the guy he worked with. I can't recommend The Hammer enough.

I hope the morning finds you well, Xi.

that is true
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:12:44 PM
The movie was defianntly shot on the cheap but for me it lent the movie a goofy sort of charm. I agree that a couple of million more would have probably helped.

By the way, how is Carollas radio show?

Great opening hook..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:16:01 PM
Guard Post has an opening scene that is perfect for a horror movie...involves rainy bunkers, an Aliens-style military unit sweeping through dark rooms, and then lots of blood and an ax. Reminds me of the best X-Files opening hooks. Okay, Im off to watch this thing. Check in with you fine people later.
The Hammer?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:17:41 PM
AICN did cover this recently and the review was good. I used to listen to Corolla on Love Line some 11 years ago. I'm gonna rent the movie. You guys make it sound like a good time.
Sorry about The Guard Post being wonky
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:19:36 PM
But so long as you don't mind watching it on your PC. I'll get you an official copy when I buy my copy after it lands on HKFlix.

Was I right or was I right about Red Cliff? Oooooh baby that is one gorgeous movie.

Jonah, I do believe you're letting your guard down lately. Beers? PG-13 level profanity? All caps? This is a new side of you, brother.

I'm going to finish up Rainbow Eyes (yup, next shipment) now and see if I have the juice to put in.......Seven Swords maybe? and open up a spot for something else tomorrow. Just put on a fresh pot o' coffee so the chances are good.

Give me an update at the end of Guard Post if you have the energy. Peace, bro!

HOD
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:20:50 PM
The morning is well, how is your evening?

I really enjoyed The Hammer for all the reasons you mentioned, plus I find Carolla funny anyways. The Hammer is a really fine little movie.

An added plus was that the boxing scenes were well done, which is a selling point for me since I box and like to watch boxing.

Personally, I think The Hammer was perfect as is
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:24:43 PM
Xi, you're right, it had more charm than any other movie I've seen this year. Seriously, I could watch it again right now. Love it.

Is Carolla's radio show on satellite radio? Either way, I haven't heard it but how can it be bad. The guy is just a constant chuckle.

Boxing fan, eh? I liked you before, I love you now
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
09:30:21 PM
Boxing is the cat's pajamas. I could watch it for 12 hours straight.

My night is great, thanks for asking. Just put my daughter to bed, about to put the smack down on a pot of coffee, watch a movie or two and post intermittently for the next few hours.

Wow, I can't believe someone else has seen The Hammer. I recommend it to people all the time and I never get a bite. Jeez, I love this place. I feel at home with you guys sometimes.

OK, be back shortly, the coffee is calling my name.

HOD
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:33:23 PM
I agree 100%. Of coure I've probably seen only 1/3 the amount of movies that everybody else has this year, but The Hammer was probably the nicest film I have seen this year.

HOD I'm a Big boxing fan
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:45:44 PM
Have been for years. I much prefer it to MMA. Now hold up MMA fans, I'm not downing your sport, hell I used to compete in it during its infancy in the 90's. I just like watching Boxing better.
Anakin1268
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
09:47:25 PM
must be Hayden Christensen.

Lame.

HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:49:04 PM
If you have seen my previous posts they often have all caps, and the beer, always been a fan of the beer, but I don't drink more than a few at a time. Never been drunk ever, but a bit tipsy, sure. And I find profanity unecessary. But Red Cliff deserves the kick-ass moniker. Besides, usage of the word ass is more one of those "it isnt polite" things as opposed to say coming on here and giving you a full on Egg Salad worthy document of the sexual lives of farm animals or something. Same Jonah, same standards, slightly relaxed. Obviously not so much that I didnt feel the need to write that dissertation. Ha!
Anakin1268
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:51:45 PM
What are you talking about? Honestly I'm not following here hoss. You will know if I treated you with disrespect, no need to try and find something that's not there, it will be obvious when I do it.
hey anakin..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:52:17 PM
I'm seriously not being disrespectful, but what exactly are you talking about?
lol...ok, xi and I are asking at the same time
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:54:04 PM
so you know you need to make yourself clear. When I came on here tonight I couldnt make heads or tails of your posts. I thought it was me.
And HOD you were right bout Red Cliff..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:56:04 PM
thus far, it's a beautiful Chinese epic comic book.

And Guard Post is really working for me right now too. I hope they carry this one over the finish line. Seems to be a big order to ask asian horror to finish well.

Anakin1268 this is disrespect just so your clear
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
09:57:22 PM
What the fuck are you babbling on about you stupid motherfucker? Are high or stupid?

Here's your apology, for what I have no clue, but here it is, go fuck yourself and when your done, go fuck yourself again. I hope you choke on it.

to paraphrase Ahnuld in Raw Deal
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:00:03 PM
Anakin-"Do not post and drink!"
Anakin1268
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:04:48 PM
We have our own German expressionist now. Cool. Always can use the wacky mumbling sidekick in any situation. So rock on, brother! Keep bringing the class!

Jonah, I'm just having fun with you. But it's sort of interesting that you can get to know a guy well enough through his posts that when he's being a little excited, you can sense a slight change in his demeanor. I'm reeeeeally looking forward to The Guard Post now. I'll go out back and sacrifice a goat for it to have a good payoff.

Yea, well HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:07:42 PM
you are right in the style. Im usually reserved and analytical. But you spent so much time sending that stuff, least I can do is write in a way that emulates my experience of watching it.

This new package you sent is seriously turning out to be a treasure trove. Do you realize that Guard Post is actually a military murder mystery??? with ZOMBIES?? Isn't that neat?

From now on
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:10:52 PM
Im reading all of Anakin's post in the voice of Peter Lorre. Try it, it's awesome.

Did anyone see where Egg Salad got Mori to respond yet again?

Anakin1268
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
10:12:35 PM
listen up you fucking nutjob, get your meds refilled because you're seriously off the fucking rails numbnuts.

You're a deranged fucking douchenozzle if your panties get in a twist over such a noninsulting comment about your post. They don't make any sense, I'm not the only one to notice this BTW. They're nonsequiters and motherfucking retarded to boot.

There's apology number two, I hope you choke on this one also. Here's a question for you ass clown. I see you calimed to be in Officer The Army on another TB. What was your MOS? Something in the REMF catagory I take it. You probably could be an officer if you really served, you seem fucking dumb enough to be one of those useless bags of shit.

xi..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:15:24 PM
lets get back to movies shall we. I think Anakin must be conducting some sort of avant garde art piece or social experiment here. I'm trying to find the references, the gimmick, or the common thread, but dang if I know.

So, Xi, what's your weekend look like?

Or smack talks people, Ani..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:16:57 PM
all depends upon the perspective.
Hayden Christensen
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
10:17:52 PM
don't come back.
Speaking of zombies Jonah
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:17:54 PM
Take a look at what I got today. A little something from Japan called Onechanbara. This will hold us over until Tokyo Gore Police comes out.

Synopsis: OneChanbara brings the adventures of sexy slayer Aya to the big screen in all its katakana-wielding, zombie-slicing glory. OneChanbara stars three pin-up idols in the leading action heroine roles. Up-and-coming siren Otoguro Eri cuts fine form as the feisty heroine Aya, slashing her way through the movie in the character’s signature cowgirl attire - cowboy hat, cowboy boots, long scarf, and a bikini. To defend her city, she has to take on a quickly multiplying army of zombies that was raised from the dead by a mysterious scientist. Aya is joined in the fight by biker chick Reiko who is out to avenge her father’s death and Aya’s half-sister Saki who suddenly shows up in a schoolgirl uniform with a saber of her own.

Wow, I may have to watch this tomorrow.

Did Mori go off on his new DVD TB?

Give 'em hell, Xiphos!

HOD..that sounds awesome..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:20:52 PM
Best thing bout GP is it's not over the top. It's seriously like an ep of the X-Files or soemthing, but beautifully directed. You know my love of Val Lewton and his approach to horror. Right now, its reminiscent of that, but it has understated gore-actually they show the gore, but they don't draw attention to it, so it seems somehow more normal, or a part of the film instead of those quick flashes to it that appear in american films. It also has a vibe of Carpenter's Thing right now.
I'll tell you a great movie..
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
10:22:09 PM
Machine Girl. Great gory, morbid fun. Tokyo Shock indeed. What's up, Hawaiian? Get my email?
geez, this is creepy..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:22:16 PM
a scene with dogs right now that is very THE THING...Im gonna shut up now, and won't update til film is done.
Anakin1268 your wrong
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
10:29:31 PM
Because you're off your meds you nutjob. Seriously, you think you're better but you need the medication. Thorozine is your friend not your enemy, fucktard.
But, Anakin, does it matter..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:32:33 PM
In the world there are a ton of different things one could be doing right now. This is a site about movies, that isnt hoity toity or anything like that. It's about having fun. Me, my personality isnt necesarrily like every person on this TB, but I enjoy talking with them, because we have the common thread of movies. And through that thread I've learned that these are a good group of guys. So much so that if they were in proximity to me, screw the internet, I'd hang out with them in person. You know, for months I didnt even notice the potential offense of Danny's name or anything, until my wife saw me posting and said "You talk to someone called Dannyglover's Dickblood? What kind of message board is that?" But, what do I care. To me, he is Danny. He and I can have a serious film standoff over the merits of Alien vs. Cider House Rules and the end of the day, I still can't wait to hear what the dude has to say about movies, or what's going on his life. You know why? Because I see beyond the simple stuff, and realize that simplestuff-me posting pictures of guys engaging bees with gasoline, or Hod posting guys getting their Capoira handed to them, or Fred's third person speaking, or Toad's Neighs, Chitty's Brim stories, and HOD's Guide to Drinking at the movies..Without that stuff, where is the fun?

Anakin, I think you could be a good addition to the group. But lets have fun. Tell me about what movies you have seen recently?-

But, Anakin, does it matter..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:32:35 PM
In the world there are a ton of different things one could be doing right now. This is a site about movies, that isnt hoity toity or anything like that. It's about having fun. Me, my personality isnt necesarrily like every person on this TB, but I enjoy talking with them, because we have the common thread of movies. And through that thread I've learned that these are a good group of guys. So much so that if they were in proximity to me, screw the internet, I'd hang out with them in person. You know, for months I didnt even notice the potential offense of Danny's name or anything, until my wife saw me posting and said "You talk to someone called Dannyglover's Dickblood? What kind of message board is that?" But, what do I care. To me, he is Danny. He and I can have a serious film standoff over the merits of Alien vs. Cider House Rules and the end of the day, I still can't wait to hear what the dude has to say about movies, or what's going on his life. You know why? Because I see beyond the simple stuff, and realize that simplestuff-me posting pictures of guys engaging bees with gasoline, or Hod posting guys getting their Capoira handed to them, or Fred's third person speaking, or Toad's Neighs, Chitty's Brim stories, and HOD's Guide to Drinking at the movies..Without that stuff, where is the fun?

Anakin, I think you could be a good addition to the group. But lets have fun. Tell me about what movies you have seen recently?-

Herb!!!
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:36:34 PM
I just plum forgot to check that Yahoo account. I need to hook you up with my day to day account. Glad you got the package! And props for enjoying The Machine Girl. Just great over the top nonsensical fun.
Hayden Christensen
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
10:37:49 PM
I thought you were going to sleep.
Watching Taste of Tea tonight
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
10:38:43 PM
an incredibly funny Japanese comedy. Anybody else here seen it?
Its fine, Anakin..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:39:13 PM
so, seriosuly, what movies have you seen recently? Im watching a Korean horror flick called Guard Post. It's freaky, and I'm lovin' it.
Taste of Tea..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:40:07 PM
haha...when Asano talks about the time he took a dump on a skull in the woods, and the ghost shows up with crap on it. Fabulous!
abuse?
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:44:55 PM
Nothing happened. Forgive, forget,move on. If you try and talk to people, I think you will find they will talk to you. Just forget this, and lets have a movie conversation.
Jonah to answer your question from earlier
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
10:46:47 PM
There is a light duty schedule for the weekend and come Monday the The Army and Navy are collaberating to throw a big ass BBQ. All the foriegn troops here love it because they get to gorge themselves on the "American" food. It should be cool.

As far as movies go. I will be watching the Bank Job and season 2 of Dexter and anything else I can trade for or borrow. I'll probably rewatch The Hammer, I really liked that movie a lot. I think I will watch it with the commentary track on, Adam Carolla always cracks me up.

That's about it for the weekend. What have you got planned? That goes for everbody, including Skywalker Family who is hiding out as Anakin1268. Hello cocksucker its been a while. "Publish" any other books lately you crazy motherfucker?

Anakin, baby
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
10:47:01 PM
You're a strange cat, but as Colin Hay said in the classic Men At Work song "Be Good Johnny", I like you. You've got a certain je ne sais quois that appeals to a dork like myself.

Anywoo, be back in a bit, second cup of coffee and the movie awaits.

Xi..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
10:52:27 PM
Sounds cool. Enjoy the barbecue. And The Bank Job. It's a fine film. And I liked Dexter too. Thanks too for that recommendation on The Hammer. I never would have guessed it to be truly worthwhile. I'm gonna add it to my netflix queue now.

Me, well tomorrow is doing art for the board game, while watching some of HOD's fabulous Asian collection. I'll probably throw starship troopers 3 and Rogue into the mix as well. Tomorrow night Im taking my wife out to dinner and Tropic Thunder. Saturday is a trip to the Renaissance Festival with some friends. Mead and corsets and jousting. In the evening, working on the vampire script. Sunday is church, hanging with my parents, and meeting up with some friends in the evening, presumably for more movies :) And Monday is yet to be determined.

okay I'm sorry Anakin
by kungfuhustler84
Aug 28th, 2008
10:57:05 PM
let's be friends. I was too harsh earlier. It's been a long day. Join the group!
Jonah
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
11:03:04 PM
I'm looking forward to the Bank Job. I like caper flicks and I like Stratham, he projects a cool vibe.

I think you will like The Hammer, I really do. You are the demographic for the movie plus you have some class. I don't have any class but I do like small movies like this.

It sounds like your plate is full this weekend, good luck with all of that. I have sort of a day off today which means I'm doing paperwork. I don't want to do any paper work so I'm going to screw around on here instead.

No one ever asked Fred why he chose the screen name
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:05:38 PM
So, Fred will just volunteer. It was to honor Fred's late older brother who always threatened to cut Fred's balls off and put them in one of our grandmothers mason jars (she made preserves) if Fred ever touched his comic books, toys, games, Nintendo, food, dog, etc. etc. etc. Of course he never did. Fred loved him. He could beat Fred up, but no one else better touch Fred. That is why Fred has the name.

DannyGloves was the first person to ever talk to Fred without trying to insult Fred because of his screen anme, and for that Fred will always be grateful. Fred knows not to judge a book by cover, or a person on an anonymous website, by their screen name.

The Bank Job got better the more I thought about it
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:12:45 PM
You'll enjoy it a lot, Xi. Saffron Burrows is just a striking lady.

I'm taking it easy all weekend. Absolutely nothing planned except dinner with the family on Saturday to celebrate my mum's birthday. Here's hoping she makes it to the next one.

I'll probably start a TV season too. Still sitting on the fence about watching season 2 of Heroes and season 3 of Prison Break. Will probably start on last season of Earl as my wife absolutely loves it.

Have fun with the BBQ, Xi and try not to piss off the Navy guys too much. I talk with Navy vets down at the VA and they are class acts.

David Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:13:01 PM
Fred not joking. http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBI Z/TV/08/28/duchovny.rehab.ap/i ndex.html
Anybody see Hell Ride...
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:14:10 PM
by Tarantino yet?
Fred never heard of it
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:17:26 PM
Is it any good?
rehab for sex addiction?
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:18:27 PM
Je.Sus.Christ. People actually go to therapy for that?
Maybe it is a stunt for his tv show
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:20:26 PM
But seems a bit extreme
I dunno.
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:20:27 PM
I just started watching the DVD quality version of it. :)
Fred, you broke my heart.........again
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:20:28 PM
That's twice now. I might not have been as "open arms" as DGBD, but I'm sure I didn't insult you. I save that for guys on the political TBs and being who you are, I'm damn sure we weren't introduced to you on one of those.

How goes your evening?

Sorry to hear about your brother, Fred. That's just not right. Nobody should go before their time. Not in a just world anyway. I'll raise a drink to honor your brother tomorrow. If he was half as good-natured as you, then he was a stand up guy.

I never asked about your name because from day one I thought it referred to your wife's ownership of them on the mantle. Heck, that's where mine are.

You get the new DVD player hooked up yet? It have the right connections for your TV?

Sex addiction? Why?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:23:35 PM
He's married to a gorgeous woman. When not stuck on a movie set, I'd be all over that, all the time.

The cure for that ain't more cowbell, it's non-stop sex with your amazing wife.

HOD
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
11:24:11 PM
You ain't whistling Dixie son about Saffron Burrows, that there is one right fine piece of trim.

HOD the reason I dislike the Navy is not just because they routinely screw the Marine Corps and that they are the Navy, it's that they tried like hell to throw me and other guys out of the service while we were injured as a cost cutting move. Since WAY more Marines are injured then Navy personell, by a factor of about a billion, I got a little more verklempt at the Navy for their actions.

Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:24:14 PM
But you haven't explained why you speak in the third person. There must be a story behind that, too.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:29:41 PM
You never insulted Fred. Fred was referring to the first days on this website a few months ago, when no one would talk to Fred without an insult -maybe it was Freds tagline too. Fred used to say "Free Fred's balls" at the end of every post. Then Fred dropped that because it was offensive, but it still took DannyGlovers to start talking to Fred before Fred felt accepted. Fred was not posting much, just on topics and movies Fred liked. Fred felt accepted by you and all the others in our group straight away. Fred never encountered you until these big TB' started.

Thank you for the thoughts. He was a great guy.

Sex addiction?
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:30:57 PM
How much of a freak do you need to be to go seek therapy for sex addiction? What is the point you get to when you say "Duuude, I really need help"? It almost seems like a publicity stunt or something. He should have checked himself in a couple weeks ago. Then maybe X-Files wouldn't have bombed quite so bad.
IF Hank Moody doesn't want to bang his wife
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
11:31:23 PM
I'll throw a hump in Tia Leoni for him. This whole thing sounds like a promo stunt for Californication. If you have not watched Californication rent or netflixs it. Its funny as hell and has a ton of nudity including the uber hot Paula Marshal.

No full frontal, but you get some side furburger if you stop the DVD plus a nice tushy shot and lots of cannage action.

"Free Fred's balls"
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:32:04 PM
I remember that now!
Herb West
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:34:01 PM
Fred giving up all secrets tonight. Fred speaks in third person because - Fred likes it! But also because Fred's all time favorite comic book character Cerebus the Aaardvark, always spoke in third person. Fred has only come across two other folks here who know anything about Cerebus. They are MostHoly (which is what Cerebus was called when he was the Pope) and Toadkillerdog.
OK, Fred, Fess Up
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:36:23 PM
Are you also Rickey Henderson?
Fred and HOD
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
11:37:29 PM
Fred: I raise a glass of Orange Juice in memory of your brother.

HOD: I raise the same glass of OJ in salute to your Mother and wish her well in her fight.

No, Fred is Fred.
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:38:02 PM
Not Rickey Henderson.
Thank you Xiphos
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:39:30 PM
Hawaiian Organ Donor -Fred has DVD player hooked up. Will start watching tomorrow - Fred has day off! Fredday!
I echoing Herb West question from above
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
11:47:51 PM
Has anybody actually seen Hell Ride? it looked kinda interesting.
So I guess everbody is done for the night?
by Xiphos_2
Aug 28th, 2008
11:50:39 PM
Well I guess I'll be talking to myself for awhile.
Cereberus!
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
11:51:57 PM
Great comic Fred! Again, didnt know anyone actually read him. Most mainstream Cereberus ever got was when he showed up in an early Spawn. Spawn goes into an area of hell that holds all the superhero, all of them, who are there because their creators have sold them out...and Cereberus is in black and white, but the rest of comic is in color, and Superman is in a cell in that world too. They call him the starchild and only word he says is "Doomsday". Spawn is encouraged by Cereberus not to give up hope, since his creator(I can only guess this is Todd) has not forgotten him. It was odd.
still here xi..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
11:53:52 PM
kept getting distracted from the movie, so Im trying to finish it up.
Fred still here
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:54:03 PM
Getting sleepy though even though Fred not have to work tomorrow
Xiphos_2
by Herb West
Aug 28th, 2008
11:54:37 PM
It's pretty cool. I'm watching it right now in DVD quality. God, I love the internet. Anyone want the link?
I mean cerebus
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
11:55:52 PM
Im tired. Im typing the three headed dog and not the aardvark.
Cerebus the Aardvark
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 28th, 2008
11:57:07 PM
Trivia: it is spelled Cerebus because the type setter made a mistake. It should have been Cerberus as in the three headed dog. Fred just loves that comic.
Xi, you make a sound argument
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 28th, 2008
11:57:22 PM
The Navy guys I talk to are the old timers and I'm not sure what your thoughts are on them, but they're good people. And I've never been in the military so I can only salute those who have been.

Fred, I hope you, Jonah and I can get a play by play going as we watch our movies tomorrow.

I've heard too many good things about Californication now to ignore it. Guess I need to hit the tubes and see what I can find.

Would you look at that, almost 1AM and I'm still going strong. I think I may have another movie in me.

Feel free to send the link to my e-mail, Herb
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 29th, 2008
12:00:26 AM
And the day the Internets were invented deserve a national holiday. Seriously, has anything else ever given us so much?
HOD..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 29th, 2008
12:02:36 AM
GP has slowed down(you can tell Im watching it in segments) but it hasn't crapped out yet, and Im nearing the final third. It's a slow burn, but it works. Eerie. I think the setting and acting and style of this movie make it more accessible, and a bit easier to follow than Antarctic Journal.

What two movies did you watch HOD?

Don't forget to post your final comment, Jonah
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 29th, 2008
12:02:49 AM
Need to know what I'm getting into tomorrow morning.
HOD
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
12:03:02 AM
You volunteer at the VA? Go for you man, really good for you.
Fred watching Fastest Gun Alive
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:04:23 AM
It good Glenn Ford movie with nice twist.
Californication
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
12:07:32 AM
Is really good. The writing, acting and nudity are all top notch. Californication is probably the best thing Mulders done since Playing God or Evolution.
Herb West
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
12:11:00 AM
I'm glad to hear Hell Ride is good. it looked like a lot of fun when I threw the hairy eyeball on the trailor.
Fred going to bed
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:14:37 AM
Goodnight all.
Fred
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
12:15:25 AM
I have not watched fastest Gun Alive in many years. Does it still hold up? I have not seen it in about twenty years I'm guessing.
Already sent it to you, HOD.
by Herb West
Aug 29th, 2008
12:15:28 AM
Everybody else can find it right here. http://tinyurl.com/5l6p8d Get it quick. It probably won't be up for long. God bless the internet!
Oops, I forgot the disclaimer...
by Herb West
Aug 29th, 2008
12:17:08 AM
*piracy, it's a crime*
Damn Quiters!
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
12:19:06 AM
So I will ask again tonight, where is the overseas contingent?
Jonah, one last thing
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:19:29 AM
That Spawn comic was the Creators Rights special. Fred not sure if all proceeds went to the group founded by Dave Sim - Cerebus's creator, but it is likely. They did a few cross over books.
Loved Pitch Black
by AntoniusBloc
Aug 29th, 2008
12:20:38 AM
Great story, well told, well directed. Sequel was good too but it was a great set up for a next film. Not sure about two more films, but I like the Riddick films, good sci fi, hope they make at least one more.
Xiphos
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:21:37 AM
Fred came in late to movie - already half over, but Fred really liked it. Especially the hypocrisy of church goers, and the reason why George did not want to fight.
Fred clicked on website Herb West
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:26:20 AM
But Fred have no idea what to do next. Fred never download a movie before.

Luddite Fred

Fred probably should not do anything with link anyway
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:29:22 AM
Fred not an eye-patch wearing sort
Once again, goodnight all
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Aug 29th, 2008
12:30:12 AM
Fred sleepy
I haven't been down to the VA as a volunteer in 6 months
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Aug 29th, 2008
12:31:11 AM
But yeah, I was making a regular thing of it. Between that and Habitat For Humanity, I was booked all weekend and my wife hated it.

I hate to bring it up, but you can thank SPR for me doing it too. I've been a war buff for the past 20 years but when I walked out of SPR the first thing I said was "I have to go meet and thank those guys before they're all gone." So I hung out with the Canadian vets for a few years and then the U.S. vets when I moved down here.

Jonah, I finished watching two movies I started earlier this week but couldn't finish due to daddy duties: Rainbow Eyes (tracking down a killer thriller) and Fate (gangster rock 'em sock 'em). One was confusing as hell, the other was pretty solid. Not liking what I'm hearing about Guard Post.

Piracy is a crime? Yikes! Time to burn the tapes and shred the evidence. After Californication comes in though.

Guard Post
by Jonah Echo
Aug 29th, 2008
12:36:49 AM
I will have my fresh thoughts tomorrow, but HOD, the movie works. It is more an infection flick than a zombie thriller, but it's effective. The ending is fine, but there is still that usual glut of unanswered questions. I think this one works well as a claustrophobic drama, and it has more in common with recent war films. It's odd, because this is essentially another one of those why did the soldiers flip their lids flick. But in usual South Korean style, it's done with tons of atmosphere and talent, and yes, blood. I'm going with 3 out of 4, but I need to rest and reconsider it in the morning. Off to sleep. Later. Ill have a full, eloquent review in the morning.
Freds_Balls
by Herb West
Aug 29th, 2008
12:43:35 AM
That's cool. We're not all able to be bloody pirates.
I'll leave you all with one bit of advice ....
by Herb West
Aug 29th, 2008
12:46:57 AM
before I go. Take what ye can! Give nothin' back! Later.
The Greatest Science Fiction Film Of All Time Is:
by Media Messiah
Aug 29th, 2008
12:58:41 AM
"Silent Running"!!! It is the greatest SF film I have ever seen...and although it hasn't gotten the credit that it deserves, it certainly eclipses "2001: A Space Odyssey" on any day. "2001" may be a stunning looking film, but it is cold and sterile, but "Silent Running" had the heart that its predecessor was missing...and what makes it such an amazing accomplishment, the latter film of course, is that it, Silent Running, predicted the world's modern woes, things like world wide industrial pollution killing the planet and global warming/global climate change, where profit is more important than the environment. I won't spoil the story, as there are man twists, but this is a film that George Lucas even studied when preparing to make Star Wars, enlisting John Dykstra to do the special effects when his mentor, Douglas Trumbull (the director and special effects wiz behind Silent Running, who later did the effects for Close Encounters and Blade Runner--and also supplied the effects for 2001: A Space Odyssey) refused to take the job of effects supervisor. Dykstra was able to build Trumbull's theorized motion control camera, thus leading to Dykstra being able to create the dog fighting tie fighter, X-Wing and Y-Wing Fighter battles at the climax of Star Wars.

As for Silent Running, you may notice the service robots that clearly inspired R2-D2.

Douglas, if you are reading this, or a friend or family member of yours, I want you to know, you are one bad Mutha F**ka, and I mean that as the greatest of compliments!!!! You rock and rule!!!
The Bank Job
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:23:21 AM
You need to watch the deleted scenes. If you don't your wrong.
kungfuhustler84
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:25:10 AM
Taste of tea, been really wanting to see that movie for forever. Thank you Very Long Wait Netflicks. That director has this crazy new animie coming out, twitch has a clip of it. Can't recall the name.
Anyone seen the asian
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:26:28 AM
Movie Coast Guard?
Since I missed it and need to say something
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:30:37 AM
Top 3 Disney, sensa Pixar

1)Lion King

2) Treasure Planet

3) Oliver and Company

Honorable mention: Fantasia...2000

And since we's be talking bout Pixar
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:31:28 AM
HOD, Toy Story, can we all agree that we all love this movie? Or that you don't have a soul?
And since we's be talking bout Pixar
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:31:31 AM
HOD, Toy Story, can we all agree that we all love this movie? Or that you don't have a soul?
hmmmmm
by Series7
Aug 29th, 2008
01:32:31 AM
2 times.
HOD
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
02:01:12 AM
You do Habitat for Humanity also. I've swung a hammer on about 20 or so houses.
Damn
by SlickyVonBoner
Aug 29th, 2008
02:19:46 AM
PS--I'm Glad U Guys R Treating The Girls Nice!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 29th, 2008
02:35:50 AM
My girlfriend to my happy surprise love space movies...and this was my every dream come true, well, as a fan boy...and she is my soulmate more than anything else could ever compare. I think of her as my wife. Not that my girl posts here or even knows of this site, but I told you having girls post on this site is really a breath of fresh air, as they have so much to offer as to their insights and ideas regarding the genre and all genre fair. Welcome to AICN girls, it is good to have you here!!!!
Speaking of Chicks
by Pondscum is Banned
Aug 29th, 2008
04:23:48 AM
I won't be around this weekend for the ususal ScriptGirl shennanigans. Please act appropriately in my abscense.

Should be back Sunday, so will check in on you then.

Pondscum
by Xiphos_2
Aug 29th, 2008
04:33:19 AM