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The 4th Horseman is
by skimn
Aug 25th, 2008
12:14:52 PM
complete
Does anyone really give a rats ass about this??
by GreatCzarsGhost
Aug 25th, 2008
12:19:30 PM
Answer.... is NO
Cowell's hareem grows
by danowen
Aug 25th, 2008
12:26:17 PM
Amanda Holden on Britain's Got Talent. Dannii Minogue on X Factor. He axed Sharon Osbourne and replaced her with Cheryl Cole on X Factor. And now Kara DioGuardi on Idol? That man has it made. Seriously, I'm surprised American Idol hasn't been "revamped" years ago. Cowell's constantly pushing the format of X Factor in the UK (new rules, new judges), but things just seem to bubble along in the US. I still don't understand why Paula Abdul hasn't been axed, though. She's awful. And that "dog"-obsessed guy isn't much better. Hopefully DioGuardi will bring something new to the show.
I'll take who gives a crap for $200 Alex
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 25th, 2008
12:26:54 PM
Revamp
by jsm1978
Aug 25th, 2008
12:29:58 PM
Probably didn't do it before because the Network was worried about messing with the Golden Goose.
SOMEWHERE, BRIAN DUNKLEMAN IS WISHING AIDS UPON RYAN SEACREST
by Shia LaBeoufs Uncle
Aug 25th, 2008
12:31:52 PM
I thought the reason why they had an odd number
by Big Jim
Aug 25th, 2008
12:34:46 PM
of judges was so someone "moving on" was a majority (2 out of 3 sayng "yes"). What happens when 2 say "yes" and 2 say "no"? Does Seacrest then get a vote? I guess not knowing how it will work is due to me never having watched Canadian Idol (they use 4 judges).
Perhaps they are planning for Paula or Simon to leave?
by Mahaloth
Aug 25th, 2008
12:35:03 PM
Isn't this the last season for Simon?
I had to look up who Brian Dunkleman is
by Big Jim
Aug 25th, 2008
12:37:29 PM
But I guess that's the point.
My first thought after seeing the headline
by waggy
Aug 25th, 2008
12:38:53 PM
was that the new judge would be a precocious young child. Maybe next season if ratings (not to mention album sales) don't pick up.
Big Jim...
by hillvalley
Aug 25th, 2008
12:43:40 PM
The judges don't determine the fates of the contestants, they just offer their opinions. The home audience ultimately votes for who gets to "move on". I hate myself for knowing this. And Danowen, as long as people drive slow on the highway to check out car accidents, Paula's job is secure.
Not Cool.
by GrandMuffTarkin
Aug 25th, 2008
12:47:30 PM
This may be "America's #1 TV Show," but if there is anything that defines "Not Cool", this brainfart of a show is it. Next, you'll be reporting in on that crapfest, America's Got Talent.
hillvalley, don't get too down on yourself for knowing
by Big Jim
Aug 25th, 2008
12:55:03 PM
that. Take pride in the fact that you didn't know the judges do have a say at the beginning of the season. The travel to different towns auditioning the wannabees and humilitating the talentless. Good times!
Actually Big Jim and Hillvalley...
by nomihs
Aug 25th, 2008
01:16:48 PM
The judges don't have as much to say at the beginning either. Check out the disclaimers at the end of each episode about producers of the show having their say as well. It's all a bunch of gobbleygook.
How exciting!
by Coenbro
Aug 25th, 2008
01:22:47 PM
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when a new Malibu Stacy doll is released with a new hat. It the same old crap, but everyone is excited. "But she's got a new hat!"
Irony Alert!
by Candyman74
Aug 25th, 2008
01:26:27 PM
"Rip-offs of AI on other netwroks getting 5th judges as a result?" Irony, you have a name. Y'see, American Idol is a rip-off of Pop Idol. Pop Idol's sequel, The X Factor has had four judges for the last two years. AI is the ripoff copying its rivals, not the other way around. It's also far inferior to the X Factor.
American Idol:
by Roy Neary
Aug 25th, 2008
01:27:52 PM
perpetuating the mediocrity that is popular music today.
Haha, Coenbro sounds like a cheap beer, like Meisterbrau.
by nomihs
Aug 25th, 2008
01:32:47 PM
I know it's an "I love you" to those fantastic brothers, so no disrespect. It just made me think of the name of beer used in Critters 2.

There is a point to me talking about Coenbro and that is that I agree with you. The ratings, albeit still strong, are showing age and are starting to look like me after seeing an old picture of Rosanne, flacid as a piece of cooked spaghetti.

"LET'S SPICE IT UP AND ADD A NEW JUDGE." Fox is going to beat that dying horse long past it's expiration date. Side note: Just watched the documentary OUTFOXED and that confirms to me that they (meaning Mr. Murdoch and co.) are just out of touch with the real world.

AINT IT COOL NEWS? NOT A FUCKING CHANCE!
by theredtoad
Aug 25th, 2008
01:35:06 PM
American Idol gets a new judge, doesn't gain a new viewer in the process.
TWO Yeses and TWO nos = 'uhhhhhh'
by ArcadianDS
Aug 25th, 2008
01:40:08 PM
So Im assuming that you now need 3 yes votes to got to Hollywood, dog?
Noooo!
by Xaximus
Aug 25th, 2008
01:50:05 PM
I like American Idol, so sue me. 4 judges is a bad idea, as seen on Canadian Idol. Why not just give that moronic diva, Paula Abdul, the boot already? They should've dumped that useless twat years ago.
won't it have to be 5 judges?
by smackfu
Aug 25th, 2008
01:58:24 PM
To avoid tie votes?
The majority of the people she writes for are pop garbage
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Aug 25th, 2008
02:07:27 PM
but then I realized that's all American Idol is, so I guess it's alright.
In case of a tie
by indyjonez100
Aug 25th, 2008
02:18:16 PM
they shoot the contestant, there that settles it, NEXT!
Mahaloth it's in case Paula has another "episode" on air
by indyjonez100
Aug 25th, 2008
02:19:42 PM
then they can quietly have her exit and they'll still have three judges.
Grammaton Cleric Binks thanks for the laugh
by indyjonez100
Aug 25th, 2008
02:21:54 PM
and when will we see the spin off? every successful show has one (sarcasm meter explodes in background)
My friend auditioned for American Idol
by kentrel
Aug 25th, 2008
02:26:54 PM
Did you know that people go through 2 or 3 panels of judges before they make it on TV in front of Simon? So, its obvious the bad singers are put in there on purpose, though they try to make it seem like they just showed up at the audition. The first auditions are usually done a month or two before the TV auditions. Whenever you see Simon or any of the judges act incredulously when some joker tries to audition its all faked, as if you didn't know it. Every single crackpot you've seen on the show has been approved by 2 or 3 groups of judges and producers beforehand. We laugh at the really terrible singers, but after being approved by 3 panels of judges, and given a couple of months to prepare no wonder they think they're hot shit when they show up. They just don't realise that they're there to fill a quota for entertainment purposes, and they find that out the hard way. My friend didn't make it by the way, and they turned away some really talented singers in favor as often as they accepted crazy outrageous people.
Oxymoronic. Also, non oxy-
by Napoleon Park
Aug 25th, 2008
02:40:37 PM
Anything to do with "American Version of British Hit Music Show" is is diametric and polar opposition with anything remotely to do with Cool. It's thinking like that what causes unrest.

Ban this article, redact this article, disavow this article,. Send it to the land where serialized juvenile novels go to fail.

Dr. Dre?
by ScooterKSU
Aug 25th, 2008
02:46:55 PM
Take out Dr. Dre and her writing resume reads like the soundtrack in Hell.
Ain't it Gay News for Fags
by James_O'Nasty
Aug 25th, 2008
02:47:22 PM
What the hell is this?
They did not change the format before
by hst666
Aug 25th, 2008
03:06:28 PM
Because the money was rolling in.

While last year was successful, it was the first season to have a substantial drop in ratings - I believe, someone can correct me if I am wrong. I don't watch, but I read an article about 2/3 the way through last season commenting on the drop in audience.

4 judges is the international Idol standard
by rockgolf
Aug 25th, 2008
03:37:08 PM
They only started with 3 in the States because no one was willing to be a talent scout in a sure-to-fail summer replacement series. (Remember, when it came out Paula was the ONLY familiar face on the show, and she hadn't had a hit in ten years!)
Bonus trivia: Kara DioGuardi and Paula Abdul were co-writers on Kylie Minogue's 2000 hit "Spinning Around" which hit #1 UK and did well in most of the world outside the US. (In fact, Abdul's writing credit helped her nail the judge's position in the beginning.)
I guess I'm the only one who cares.
by Lenny Nero
Aug 25th, 2008
03:39:07 PM
And yes, anyone who knows about the show and watches it with any real regularity knows that Simon/Paula/Randy are not the first round of audition judging.

And the show isn't a rip-off of Pop Idol: it IS Pop Idol.

Last Season already reversed the Ratings Erosion...
by Mr. Profit
Aug 25th, 2008
03:47:19 PM
It was a high rated season because they let the contestants play instruments. It also had a talented top 2 and the Rock singer actually won for a change. I guess this is just a pre-emptive strike to change up the show a little bit. It also adds a credible song writer who can actually write a decent Idol finale song. By judging the kids week after week and seeing their progress she can easily write better songs fitted for them. Look at David Cook, he was saddled with a song that didn't suit him, eventhough he sang different types of rock music during the competition.
"America’s number-one TV series ..."
by sonnyhooper
Aug 25th, 2008
04:38:18 PM
....that right there is enough to make me weep for this country and what it has become.
Once again, I must say...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 25th, 2008
05:46:54 PM
...that American Idol is a pretty top-notch show for what it is, and if one is to weep for this country, weep for shit like "According To Jim" or "WifeSwap" or even the beating of a dead horse that is the three CSI shows. It's a singing competition. Nothing more and nothing less. It's hardly harmful.
America, please stop watching this dung.
by DarthCorleone
Aug 25th, 2008
06:17:36 PM
Happy
by NudeandAroused
Aug 25th, 2008
06:32:07 PM
I am happy to say that I don't watch a single episode of this at all.
She writes pop garbage
by EyeofPolyphemus
Aug 25th, 2008
07:29:58 PM
But most of AI singers are pop garbage, so it fits.
americas #1 crap fest
by slkboxrman
Aug 25th, 2008
08:04:02 PM
as i posted on comingsoon.net about this, and btw they have had the FAST AND FURIOUS teaser up for about 6hrs already. good job AICN....anyways as i posted on there, i dont watch this, i dont care, but ask anyone and theyll tell u its a clear panic move...the shows ratings have been plummeting for 2 seasons, no one takes it seriously anymore, most of the "winners" do nothing, the runner ups have the most success of anyone.....even tho the same idiots that re-elected george bush apparently still watch this show, how long before they become bored and stop watching...cant keep adding judges...i will throw a party the day fox cancels this crapfest
Copying Australia?
by WallyWonka75
Aug 25th, 2008
09:26:14 PM
We had 4 judges last year, back to 3 this year though as it apparently "didn't work"
Everything that's got the Fox Brand on is Bullshit :
by PTSDPete
Aug 26th, 2008
05:44:17 AM
These irascible, hateful neocon bigots would trample on practically anything of taste in their disgust for the Middle East and freedom - including Watchmen. At least the Taliban and like-minded puritanical bastards are into prohibiting ALL entertainment; not forcibly stuffing down knowingly NOXIOUS ones into our minds into flipping us the middle finger sign. Bar none, NewsCorp is the worst afterbirth of the George W. Bush regime.
Could there be a shittier list of musical acts than what she's w
by Mister Pink
Aug 26th, 2008
09:24:35 AM
What a who's who of musical garbage.
The viewers are who re-elected Bush?
by Lenny Nero
Aug 26th, 2008
11:39:14 AM
The thing about American Idol that I find kind of brilliant is that it completely crosses cultural and generational boundaries. Every state watches this show equally, all ages, all nationalities, and doesn't even seem to deal with demographics at all. It's a powerhouse that anybody can watch.

Not even some hit series like "Friends" (which I, btw, despised) could do this, as they were pretty much focused on Gen-X.

slkboxrman
by Mr. Profit
Aug 26th, 2008
02:00:52 PM
The finale of last season was the 3rd highest rated in the show's 7 seasons. The ratings are not plummetting. That happened in season 6. Season 7 corrected the audience erosion. And now season 8 is trying to mix it up more. And even on a badly rated day, Idol still gets ridiculously high ratings. Finally, I hate George W Bush and did not vote for him either time and I watch this show.
Ain't It Gay News?
by The Alienist
Aug 26th, 2008
02:12:22 PM
Cause the only people who watch American Idol are gay men. Which, apparently gives America a population dominated by fags. A gay majority. Who knew? Grow up, ya homophobic geek.
America's #1 TV Show?
by DarthFloyd
Aug 26th, 2008
02:23:29 PM
No wonder the terrorists hate us!
President Bush, please attack Europe
by Chief Joseph
Aug 26th, 2008
04:51:35 PM
These reality shows that are being born out of Europe HAVE TO STOP!!
You people are making the USA into a braindead hell!
I apologize on behalf of the USA for giving you guys Baywatch, so stop creating these "shite" reality shows for us!
Lenny Nero
by sonnyhooper
Aug 26th, 2008
04:53:15 PM
i didn't mean to suggest that there wasn't other stuff that was just as crappy or even more crappy on TV. just think that the fact that america is still entranced in this little "singing contest" is sad. granted i admit that your reasons for liking it are valid. but i do have to ask you. do you honestly think that if......say, a young bob dylan or john lennon was to enter this glorified karakoe contest would they be the new "american idol"? somehow i doubt it. and thats the problem i have with it, america is basically sucking on a tit full of silicone when it nurses itself of this shit.
Sonny, of course...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 26th, 2008
05:38:57 PM
...there is very little chance that great music could come out of the show. But some good music does as far as mainstream pop, as I'd sooner listen to Kelly Clarkson (and hopefully David Cook) more than most of what America craps out for me. At least I get to choose what crap gets puts on the airwaves.

The show is also a celebration of the greatest music in America's history, because if you can't get that specific person to do it, you might as well have some other great singer pay homage.

It's about music, and I have no problem with that. People who don't watch the show usually don't understand, but if you latch onto a true talent early on and watch them progress, it's more exciting than most shows on network television.

maybe so, lenny...
by sonnyhooper
Aug 26th, 2008
09:11:02 PM
...i must admit i've never watched a full season of the show. and i would suspect if you do "pick a horse" early and get invested, it's probably compelling to watch.

all i know is that the few times i tried to watch a single episode, i felt like i was dying a little inside. at one point, that lounge act guy with the salt and pepper hair was butchering a beatle song and that was it, i was done.

so until we get an "american idol" that looks, sounds and writes his/or her own music as well as....lets say.... tom waits, i'm gonna call this show as i see it: a hype machine for the lowest common denominator in the music industry.

mr.profit
by slkboxrman
Aug 27th, 2008
12:40:59 AM
one good season finale does not change the fact that there is a distinct drop in the ratings....and the only time a show decides to mix it up to this degree....ala getting a hot chick to fill a seat so the horny male teens watch the show is sad for a show claiming to be "americas # 1 show" honestly they should deep-six all these lame "talent" shows.....idol, americas got talent, dancing with the stars, etc, etc, etc.....the list goes on and on....when someone other than kelly clarkson has "major" success then u can tell me how this show is relevant ...and dont tell me about that country chick whos name escapes me, country is not mainstream music....
Bro, ain't never gonna be...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 27th, 2008
11:23:33 AM
...another Tom Waits.

And "American Idol" isn't the lowest common denominator. I would say that's the mainstream pop people who can't actually sing at all. At least people on Idol, for the most part, are musically trained and can actually carry a tune.

But fair enough, hating Taylor Hicks is plenty reason to not watch season 5. Let's see how season 8 does.

Slkboxrman...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 27th, 2008
11:25:19 AM
Unfortunately, country IS, in fact, mainstream music. Technically, though, Carrie Underwood is pop infused with country.
Canaidan Idol
by Quizzy
Aug 27th, 2008
01:45:34 PM
Canadian Idol always had 4 judges.
agreed lenny....
by sonnyhooper
Aug 27th, 2008
03:33:06 PM
.....waits is one of a kind. i'm just trying to give you the other side, by at least giving you something a bit more in depth than the typical, "idol sux" reply.

and what i mean by saying "lowest common denominator" is that idol speaks to the worst element of the music business. in that it tries to pre-package the product and sell it on "their" terms.

as a music fan and musician i just think that as far as important music goes, even important POP music for that matter, it's always better to give the people what the NEED, not what they WANT.

Soulfully singing someone else's words
by Larry Sellers
Aug 27th, 2008
04:11:34 PM
How about a show where someone's creativity is judged as opposed to talent? You know, like how music used to be produced? Creatively?
country
by Larry Sellers
Aug 27th, 2008
04:13:28 PM
Most modern country is deeply infused with pop. Subtract the phony kicker accents and you wouldn't know the difference.
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