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2nd?
by Ladonite
Aug 25th, 2008
02:03:22 AM
Read this yesterday, slow!
Still, sounds like a good review.
**raises eyebrow**
by Aquanaut
Aug 25th, 2008
02:03:33 AM
...curious
Awesome.
by serveux
Aug 25th, 2008
02:04:42 AM
Kevin and I usually agree on movies. Looking forward to it.
(Lack Of) Zack And Miri Marketing
by robzass
Aug 25th, 2008
02:04:58 AM
Um...it would be wise to maybe have put a trailer on Pineapple Express or Tropic Thunder considering the film is two months away and there is ZERO awareness outside hardcore internet movie fans.
Smith's opinion is worthless, ill be the one to remind everybody
by irc-Hollywood
Aug 25th, 2008
02:05:43 AM
praised Episode III to the high heavens prior to release.
Kevin Smith Will Say Anything For Buck
by Media Messiah
Aug 25th, 2008
02:06:09 AM
Maybe this will be a great movie, maybe not, but Kevin Smith is no barometer of good taste, or competence. Quoting him is like grabbing a homeless man off the street and askng him to review a movie by saying, "Hey, you!!! Yeah, you!!! Do you like movies??? Tell me what you think of this!"
Amended: Kevin Smith Will Say Anything For A Buck!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 25th, 2008
02:07:59 AM
Maybe this will be a great movie, maybe not, but Kevin Smith is no barometer of good taste, or competence. Quoting him is like grabbing a homeless man off the street and askng him to review a movie by saying, "Hey, you!!! Yeah, you!!! Do you like movies??? Tell me what you think of this!"
PS- I Can't Say I Blame Him
by Media Messiah
Aug 25th, 2008
02:13:38 AM
I need some serious money these days...and considering how crooked this world is, how many people can actually not afford to sell-out anymore...not that Smith ever sold-in, before selling-out.
hate to burst your bubble guys...
by BadMrWonka
Aug 25th, 2008
02:15:26 AM
but he was actually talking about Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2.
to shamelessly plug where no man has plugged before
by JehovahsWitnessProtectionProgram
Aug 25th, 2008
02:15:56 AM
If you are a die-hard Trekker, a Kevin Smith Seal Of Approval isn't going to matter. As a non-Trekker, I am going to withold my pithy knee-jerk judgments until I see an actual full-length trailer.
'Phenomenal' is Smith's favourite word.
by MaxTheSilent
Aug 25th, 2008
02:16:56 AM
His commentaries are loaded with "So-and-so did a phenomenal job..." to the point when he pretty much uses it to describe the guy who brought him his coffee.
I'm curious about the Watchmen part of the conversation
by NoodlesHahn
Aug 25th, 2008
02:22:51 AM
Did he get to see it?
HOW THE HELL IS SMITH SEEING THESE FILMS SO EARLY?!!
by Mike_D
Aug 25th, 2008
02:24:18 AM
Watchmen aint due until NEXT YEAR, theres noway the score/effects are done. Now Star Trek?!! WTF?!
I hope he's right about these two because...
by ivehadsex
Aug 25th, 2008
02:24:49 AM
if he's wrong people will hate and ridicule him FOREVER for his recent reviews of rough cuts.
Kevin Smith did a great job on Ebert & Roeper
by Hercules
Aug 25th, 2008
02:25:01 AM
He'd be a fine critic if he could endure the pay-cut.
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Aug 25th, 2008
02:27:38 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
his opinion
by peterwatts
Aug 25th, 2008
02:27:59 AM
From the man that campaigned that spiderman was no good and said Daredevil was outstanding..no thanks.... he may like it because the DP shot it like shit and the sript is off the rails by the second act like every film he made
I wanna see these early...
by iamnicksaicnsn
Aug 25th, 2008
02:29:05 AM
Lucky Bastich
Have we not learned that this is what Smith ALWAYS does?
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 25th, 2008
02:29:59 AM
He said the same thing about Daredevil and a few other bad movies i can't think of off the top of my head. He's constantly endorsing this or that fanboy property. He's like Harry in that he's just an overexcited non discerning fanboy. If you can't take Harry's reviews seriously, then trust me Smiths are no better. plus he's friends with all the guys he sees the movies of, which sort of lacks a certain sense of objectivity. Im not saying Star Trek isnt good or even great, but Kevin Smith of all the people is one of the last guys on Earth we should be trusting. I mean the man made Clerks 2 for chrissakes.
I'll have to check that out.
by ivehadsex
Aug 25th, 2008
02:30:51 AM
Kevin Smith gave Step Up thumbs up, didn't he?
by NoodlesHahn
Aug 25th, 2008
02:31:22 AM
I'm not sold on Smith as a fine critic.
Thats right he also LOVED Episode 3
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 25th, 2008
02:33:49 AM
If that doesn't show he has no idea what the fuck he is talking about with established sci fi franchises I don't know what does.
And he DIDNT do a great job on Roeper
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 25th, 2008
02:35:06 AM
But it figured Hercules thought so. he sounded like a frat guy.
Revenge of the Sith
by Hercules
Aug 25th, 2008
02:46:56 AM
79% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. If Smith got it wrong, so did many another critic.
he's talking about Seth Rogan....
by The Dum Guy
Aug 25th, 2008
03:06:17 AM
or is it Rogen?

Or I'm wrong and he isn't talking about his own movie.
Other than Trekkies........
by medicinaluser
Aug 25th, 2008
03:19:42 AM
Is anyone else actually pumped by the idea of a new Shatless Star Trek? Hoping this thing fails miserably so the franchise can be put to rest for a decade or so before attempting a revival.
Extended Welding Scene?
by MattInTheHat
Aug 25th, 2008
03:28:47 AM
I heard a rumour there will be an extended welding scene in the next trailer. The fan reaction to the dude sitting on top of the Enterprise welding it together was so great they reshot an extended version. Can anyone confirm?
RE: MaxTheSilent
by dogstar69
Aug 25th, 2008
04:08:24 AM
Are you a hater who even listens to his commentaries to get more to bitch about?, you are fucking hardcore
X-Men: The Last Stand WAS good.
by Playkins
Aug 25th, 2008
04:21:30 AM
Not everyone hates that film, Larry. And no, I'm not going to "explain" myself, Larry. Done that too much about X-MTLS. Don't fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry.
KS Seems to LOVE Everything
by grievenom
Aug 25th, 2008
04:47:15 AM
I heard the Kevin Smith interview on KROQ, and he uses the word "phenomenal" as freely as Quentin Tarantino punctuates his sentences with "OK? Alright?" which is to say, with every breath. So it's hard to give his rave reviews too much credibility, but I'm still hoping he's right about Watchmen. But on a podcast his producing buddy (who reportedly hates almost everything) says he loved Watchmen. apparently he went to the same screening KS did. http://www.smodcast.net/SModca st-62.mp3
So, he's a screener now.
by mrfan
Aug 25th, 2008
04:50:59 AM
"Thumbs up on Watchmen"
by supertoyslast
Aug 25th, 2008
05:26:58 AM
If he's seen a rough cut of Watchmen, isn't that the bigger story? Or has that been reported and I've missed it?
Kevin Smith has gone nuts over Watchmen
by grievenom
Aug 25th, 2008
05:45:00 AM
To Supertoys... Smith has been quoted all over the net talking up the Watchmen screening he attended, which would normally make me giddy except for the fact that he talks up lots of movies, some good, some shit, kinda like Harry. here's a link to some of what KS has said: http://www.watchmencomicmovie. com/081508-watchmen-movie-kevi n-smith.php http://www.smodcast.net/SModca st-62.mp3
One thing about Revenge of the Sith
by Tthenomad
Aug 25th, 2008
06:01:50 AM
Anakin killed Children and strangled a pregnant woman, Yet he get redemtion in Return of the Jedi? Padma at 14 can kick serious ass but looses will to live and crys about Ana in ROTS? The Prequels are epic fails, with only a few bright spots. George Lucas has be come a bloated fat loser who could make a movie if he wanted to. He is surrounded by Yes Men, but back to Kevin Smith When has he ever not like a fan boy movie. He is screaming for attention and money. Next Kevin Smith is going to say He has seen the AVengers movie, JLA, and the entire Star Wars series.
Could this be the THREE'S COMPANY reboot?
by Uncle Stan
Aug 25th, 2008
06:06:30 AM
Kevin Smith endorsed Live Free or Die Hard
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 25th, 2008
06:21:33 AM
and that was a steaming pile of shit. The opening credits for DHWAV are better than that whole film.
If James Cameron
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 25th, 2008
06:22:30 AM
says the new Trek film is great then i'll start to get my hopes up.
was just about to mention DH4
by misnomer
Aug 25th, 2008
06:26:54 AM
and Smiths endorsement. Indeed it was a total pile of shit - and as piles of shit go its made hard to swallow by the fact that so many moronic 12 year olds think its the best fucking one.
Tthenomad
by Caerdwyn
Aug 25th, 2008
06:28:54 AM
Yes. Without this turning into another nerd rage against SW, the prequels had lousy character development - anything that was there felt forced. Lucas is a hack. A billionaire hack. Blech.
Hey Kevin, less film talk, make with the Black Cat comic!
by malificus
Aug 25th, 2008
06:36:46 AM
YOU DICK! Finish the damn comic!
Smith should have done Daredevil
by Dazzler69
Aug 25th, 2008
06:43:47 AM
I guess he is too much of a pussy to try it. And all Star Wars since Ep 6 has been kiddie crap. Darth Maul would have been a great new villain for series if it was done right.
I trust Kevin Smith more than I do you guys
by masteryoda007
Aug 25th, 2008
06:48:14 AM
I trust the word of Kevin Smith more than any talkbacker so there
What the fuck?
by zb.brox
Aug 25th, 2008
06:52:41 AM
Who gives a shit what he said about Trek if he talked about Watchmen?! What the hell did he say about it?
DH4 was allright
by masteryoda007
Aug 25th, 2008
06:57:00 AM
There I said it
Eh... he's probably saying this because...
by Kid Z
Aug 25th, 2008
07:11:05 AM
...he's got a cameo role as the eccentric fat-slob computer genius or something. You have to take everything KS says with a mountain range of salt.
lotta hate here for Kevin Smith.. WTF!?
by bongo123
Aug 25th, 2008
07:20:39 AM
i dont get it, hes a movie geek, like harry & like the fucking majority on here so why rag on him all the time you bunch o cunts
good to hear
by dr sauch
Aug 25th, 2008
07:39:53 AM
i knew it all along. naysayers! DO NOT CHALLENGE JJ!
CLERKS 3 Coming Soon!
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
07:43:08 AM
When all else fails, you should fall back on the tried and true. Another bomb like Jersey Girl and that reasonably hot wife of yours is Out The Door. You know it, I know it, so get with the funny, fat-body!
Jersey girl is a good film!
by Obscura
Aug 25th, 2008
07:52:52 AM
id like to see any of you lot make a romantic comedy that kills off one half of Bennifer, feels like it happens in the real world and lets George Carlin play the best role of his career. you're all just pissed off that it wasnt geeky enough.
Maybe I'll trek to a local theatre when the stars are out.
by JDanielP
Aug 25th, 2008
08:07:09 AM
Jersey Girl Is A Good Film... For Me To Poop On!
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
08:13:40 AM
Now I agree that I couldn't make a convincing romantic comedy (mostly because I don't believe in romantic love; I believe in lust and fleeting connections based on physicality only; everything else is illusion; any romantic comedy I made would turn out like Eyes Wide Shut) but clearly neither can Smith if Jersey Churl was any indication. It's just a bad, baaaad movie; a movie so sugary / syrupy and forced it nearly gave me diabetes.
bongo123 pure regret
by Falcon5768
Aug 25th, 2008
08:13:56 AM
Smith for all purposes is any one of us, but the fact he had the balls to take a chance and scraped together the 30,000 to make a film and other here didnt makes him ripe for the ripping. Does he deserve it, hell no, but then the lot of people here tend to not have a braincell between them and turn regret over not having the balls to do what he did into Smith is a ass.
For The Record, I Think Smith Is Pretty Cool
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
08:16:09 AM
But that doesn't make Jersey Girl not suck. I do hope this new flick is good.
ROTS 79% only
by the_scream
Aug 25th, 2008
08:42:14 AM
Because it was dark and featured a brief cameo of Darth Vader. The film the fans had been waiting for...yeah right The only problem is that the film was as bad as AOTC. Seriously, do people even watch ROTS anymore? Or AOTC? Those films were both forgettable. And X-Men 3 was one of the biggest let-downs I've ever seen after Singer had established two very good X-Men films. So, anyone who claims X3, AOTC, and ROTS is simply not critically reviewing films. Star Trek has a very good chance of being terrible.
I Still Watch ROTS
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
08:46:36 AM
I never watch TPM or AOTC though. They're both excruciatingly awful. As a lifelong fan of Star Wars, ROTS gave me all I needed or wanted to see in a prequel. Its the only prequel that lives up to the awesome of the originals. The only one worth watching more than once.
yeah
by spidercoz
Aug 25th, 2008
08:55:31 AM
Kevin Smith loves BSG too, he obviously doesn't know shit.
Kevin is cool, but...
by Sappers Forward
Aug 25th, 2008
09:13:52 AM
Episode 3, along with 1 and 2, sucked balls. X-TLS was crap. Dare Devil was watchable. Anyway,...Jay and Silent Bob rocked this f'ing world. Wish that movie was twice as long as it was. Dogma rocked. Clerks (the first one) was great. The second Clerks was ATM and not in a good way.
Trek will deliver, no doubt there
by Sithdan
Aug 25th, 2008
09:15:26 AM
This new Trek is being done by J.J. Abrams, the creator of the greatest show on television right now (LOST), so I'm comfortable that the franchise is in good hands. And by the way, Revenge of the Sith was great! I've watched it dozens of times since its release on DVD.
Didn't he think the prequels were phenomenal?
by Irina Spanko
Aug 25th, 2008
09:19:06 AM
What does Smith know of phenomenal?
In all Fairness, Smith did finish the Black Cat Series.
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 25th, 2008
09:22:29 AM
The fact that it sucked is immaterial. What he didn't finish was the Daredevil/Bullseye series, the fat fuck.
Schnoochie boochies!!!!
by Darth Macchio
Aug 25th, 2008
09:25:24 AM
AAAAWWWWWEE SHADDUP!!!

There is nothing redeemable in any of the prequels. Smith played an annoying computer nerd therefore he has bankrupted his street cred to some extent. Props for Joey Lauren Adams boob shots though. That jackass Sandler didn't even give us that! Asshole.

Plus...can we get a Rocky remake with Vince Vaughn beating the shit out of Ben Affleck for real? Just film it and call it Rocky. But Vaughn must actually beat the shit out of Affleck. For real.

All Smith's films are the same...
by Kid Z
Aug 25th, 2008
09:29:04 AM
...fat losers end up getting a girl who in real life would blast them in the face with pepper spray if they so much as looked at them. Seriously, Smith should get royalties from Apatow since he pretty much established that genre for him. Fantasy-comedies for the undateable.
Bandwagon joiners
by Sithdan
Aug 25th, 2008
09:30:58 AM
I find it funny that 90 percent of the so-called prequel haters have merely jumped on a popular Internet anti-Lucas bandwagon. They remind me of that fat-assed comic book nerd on the Simpsons. "Worst. Movie. Ever. Now to go see it approximately 65 more times."
I like Kevin Smith
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 25th, 2008
09:32:41 AM
I fucking despise his films....but I like him.
Abrams, get the hell away from Star Trek
by Gungan Slayer
Aug 25th, 2008
09:39:50 AM
go home and write shit for tv or something
No, I Think People Honestly Disliked The Prequels Sithdan
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
09:49:05 AM
TPM and AOTC especially are just really bad movies no matter how you slice it. ROTS was great, though. I'll defend that one to the end; cringe-worthy dialogue and all it was a great movie; and the best Star Wars movie since ESB. But there's nothing redeeming about TPM or AOTC. 11th hour action set-pieces notwithstanding, they're just bad movies.
I trust every word that Kevin Smith says, and yet...
by Samus Aran
Aug 25th, 2008
09:49:54 AM
I don't like a single one of his movies, and so I find it suprising that Kevin Smith and I seem to have the EXACT same taste in movies and tv shows. If Kevin Smith says that he say Star Trek, and he says that it was terrific, then I know that Star Trek is terrific. Why doesn't he with his great taste join the small but elite group of excellent Sci Fi storytellers? He knows how to make movies and he knows it when he sees a truly great Science Fiction movie, why not combine those rare gifts and make a truly great science fiction movie. I would for the first time in my life pay money to watch a Kevin Smith movie in the theater.
Kevin Smith backlash
by Rupee88
Aug 25th, 2008
10:04:21 AM
familiarity breeds contempt
How he saw the movies...
by V'Shael
Aug 25th, 2008
10:09:43 AM
Is sort of told on the latest SModcast.

He ran into Zack Snyder at Comic Con or something, and Zack had heard him on a previous SModcast talking about the Watchmen movie. So he invited Smith and a plus one to see the movie. So they did, and they talk about it in this weeks SModcast. Short review... it follows the graphic novel to a T, even more so than Sin City followed its source.

Everything you loved about Watchmen is in the movie. And the movie is Dope (which is Smiths current synonym for a positive adjective.)

Either it was great
by hatemphd
Aug 25th, 2008
10:11:47 AM
or the worst movie ever.

People here don't have any middle ground. If it isn't 90%+ on rottentomatoes, it sucks :(

X-men 3 was terrible, however.

There's no Watchmen news because...
by Kid Z
Aug 25th, 2008
10:14:19 AM
...Smith might just be one of the few people that ever sees the damn thing. Check out Variety today, seems Fox is going all hardcore and might just be able to prevent Watchmen from ever being released. Figures that money-grubbing Ozzie fascist Murdoch would try to pull something like this.
the man KNOWS his genre films......
by j2talk
Aug 25th, 2008
10:14:38 AM
so I think its good news that he liked both films....
he said the same thing about Watchmen
by ArcadianDS
Aug 25th, 2008
10:14:53 AM
this guy is a walking 'put me on your poster' machine.
Watchmen fiasco will be settled out of court
by V'Shael
Aug 25th, 2008
10:17:41 AM
For a chunk of change. Fox may be hardcore, but ultimately, they know (and a judge will know) if they wanted to protect their property, they should have said something before the movie was completed.

I doubt they'd get more than $50 million as a settlement, which will pretty much guarantee that the movie will be a flop financially, as the easiest thing to do is cut short the marketing budget.

hatemphd...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 25th, 2008
11:19:26 AM
So true! In fact, most of the films that have been released fit somewhere in-between. There are very few "great" movies and a somewhat larger group of "terrible" films. Most are in a huge gray line in-between.

Like you said, it seems like most of the TBers are so dichotic that they only see things via extremes.

There are plenty of movies that I didn't care for. I seriously doubt, however, that many of them earn the dubious "worst film" status that is so readily spewed here. With all of this sort of rhetoric, from the "George Lucas RAPED my childhood" nonsense to the polar opposite "chocolate-covered pussy juice" exaggerations -- it is difficult to find a person who reviews a film honestly.

I think that this is why I enjoy read Richard Roeper's reviews. He doesn't pretend like every movie is supposed to "out do" any other film. He doesn't act like it is the end of the world simply because Star Wars prequels were less-reflective of the originals. He reviews a movie on the basis of what it is: A form of art for which the entire production team (from the writers, directors, actors, composers, producers, etc...) are hoping to make a fortune.

I'm not a Trekkie, but I did enjoy Trek 2, 3, 4, 6 and First Contact (and to a lesser extent, Trek 1 and Generations). However, I really hope to enjoy this Abrams film. If I don't, it certainly isn't the end of the world. Star Trek is bigger than a bad film (Trek 5 or Insurrection). And I hardly think that Abrams is a "piss poor director" simply because some people didn't like some of his work. I happen to enjoy his projects (especially LOST and MI:3). But even if I didn't, I don't think that it is correct to stereotype one director by a single film. George Lucas turned out some great films before the original Star Wars films (American Graffiti, THX 1138) and afterward (Last Crusade, Willow) before his lesser films (the prequels and Howard the Duck). Francis Ford Coppola had some great films (The Godfather, The Godfather part 2 and Peggy Sue Got Married) as well as some not-as-great films (The Godfather 3, Jack, The Rainmaker). Do we judge the Cohen Bros by THE LADYKILLERS and THE HUDSUCKER PROXY or NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and FARGO? The point is that a single director can create a great work, an utterly terrible work and far more typical, many works that lay somewhere in-between.
Eh, I don't know
by Aeghast
Aug 25th, 2008
11:28:33 AM
I don't care for this guy's opinion. On anything. But.. I hope he's right, heh!
From the mind behind "Jersey Girl"
by Kentucky Colonel
Aug 25th, 2008
11:35:47 AM
so you know that's quality stuff!
Herc:
by Rev. Slappy
Aug 25th, 2008
12:25:20 PM
If memory serves, Smith gave a Thumbs Up to "Step Up" when was on Ebert and Roeper. Doesn't that pretty much disqualify him right there?
So Much Hate
by stuatfunnyordie
Aug 25th, 2008
12:25:34 PM
Love Dogma. Love Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Actually liked Clerks 2 better than Clerks. Liked ROTS a lot. Like Kevin Smith a lot.
Riiight...
by Bootskin
Aug 25th, 2008
12:32:27 PM
This is the same guy who said Affleck would be a great Superman....yeah.
riiight...
by Bootskin
Aug 25th, 2008
12:33:06 PM
..and don't give me that "Hollywoodland" crap...it's not the same thing.
Trek fans are biting their nails
by Sithdan
Aug 25th, 2008
12:37:05 PM
Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, is riding on the success or failure of this movie. The entire future of Star Trek rests on the shoulders of J.J. Abrams and company. Star Trek 2009 will either reinvent the franchise or kill it. Nothing more, nothing less. And if it fails, we'll NEVER see another Star Trek on the big screen again. Man, the Star Trek fans must be tossing and turning in their Superman bed sheets at night. They're destracted from their day-to-day duties. Starbucks coffee cups are running over like broken levees.
If the movie tanks...
by NoHubris
Aug 25th, 2008
12:46:03 PM
...it may not mean the end of theatrical Trek. The franchise is too much of a beast.

TPTB could possibly revert to "old school" Trek and finally do DS9 movie.

Since Kevin Smith likes BSG...
by NoHubris
Aug 25th, 2008
12:49:59 PM
...that certainly earns him points as a critic.
Yeah, coming from a guy who was in Bottoms Up
by Knobules
Aug 25th, 2008
01:03:09 PM
Starring his cuss buddy Jason and the multi-talented Paris Hilton. Way to go Smith. Keep crankin out those winner.
Premature snowballing of J.J. Abrams...
by conspiracy
Aug 25th, 2008
01:21:34 PM
is what this amounts too, from a guy with nothing to loose and everything to gain by blowing smoke up JJs currently Golden Ass. The proof my friends is in the watching...although given my dislike of JJs other properties I don't hold much hope for what will no doubt be a Jerky Cam, O.C-fied version of the Trek I know so well.
LOST Is Terrible, Meandering, Pretentious, Corny, GARBAGE
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
01:23:51 PM
Woulda been, coulda been really great as a 6 episode miniseries on cable, though.
CLOVERFIELD = Hysterically Awful
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
01:27:21 PM
Everything good about Cloverfield is in the original trailer and the online viral stuff. The actual movie, sadly, SUCKED. It wanted so badly to be this awesome post-modern deconstruction of the giant monster thing and failed so utterly in this attempt. Bad, unlikeable characters doing stuff that NOBODY would do in real life, being presented as "realistic"? Please. EPIC FAIL.

Although it did make a lot of money, so clearly, there are a lot of 13 year olds out there who will buy ANYTHING they're told to like.
Kevin Smith Things Porn and SHit is Funny, Fuck him
by hatespeech
Aug 25th, 2008
01:27:39 PM
and his retarded views. Fuck him in his stupid poopy ass.
JJ Abrams = my favorite Scientologist ever.
by ArcadianDS
Aug 25th, 2008
01:37:54 PM
He should do a movie about that.
Said something once
by BackwardGalaxy
Aug 25th, 2008
01:48:28 PM
OMFG, Kevin Smith said something once in his lifetime that was dumb, and therefore his opinion about everything sucks! Rage against the machine! All movies ever suck! (one man's opinion, children - no more, no less)
Backlashes are funny
by Sithdan
Aug 25th, 2008
02:05:28 PM
Trying to find ways to hate someone or something just to "fit in" with the popular sentiment. Ten years ago Kevin Smith was virtually worshipped like a cinematic god, and now he's lynched on practically every message board I visit. The funny thing is that most fans criticizing him are the same geeks who sucked Smith's cock 10 years ago. Backlashes are so hypocritical.
What In Abrams' Career Leads U To Suspect He's Any Good?
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
02:12:01 PM
He was tangentially involved in two of the most overhyped and overrated entertainments of the decade -- LOST and CLOVERFIELD -- and... what else? Why do people think he's so great?
BackwardG He agreed to be in a Paris Hilton movie
by Knobules
Aug 25th, 2008
02:30:50 PM
That makes him ridiculous. Doesn't matter if he did it as a favor for his garbage mouth buddy.
Lost = greatest show on television
by Sithdan
Aug 25th, 2008
02:33:51 PM
Nothing tops it, NOTHING. Name one show that even rivals it. You can't. And no, American Idol and Dancing with the Stars don't count.
Has Kevin Smith seen the next Batman film
by Samuel Fulmer
Aug 25th, 2008
02:41:24 PM
That hasn't even been written yet? I'd like to see his review.
ROTS: 79% positive on Rotten Tomatoes
by Samuel Fulmer
Aug 25th, 2008
02:46:01 PM
Kind of shows why print criticism is dying. I'm going to guess that most of the positive reviews were from print critics. Crystal Skull got a similar reaction critical reaction from the "experts." This is why more and more people are turning away from these reviewers.
One Show That Tops Lost? EASY! THE PRISONER
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
02:54:19 PM
Also: THE WIRE, VENTURE BROS., DAILY SHOW, COLBERT REPORT, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, The New DOCTOR WHO (and the Old DOCTOR WHO), WONDER SHOWZEN, TIM AND ERIC'S AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB, reruns of the original STAR TREK, STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (both the new and the old one), THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, SOUTH PARK, need I continue? Theres literally hundreds more where that came from...
Oh, Btw, LOST Completely Ripped Off THE PRISONER
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
02:55:45 PM
You should see THE PRISONER and realize that LOST is basically a dumbed down, 90210ed up version for the lowest common denominator.
Mission Impossible 3?
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
02:57:24 PM
Are you fucking serious? Man oh man. Oh well, I like some stuff that sucks too. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Almost Forgot! TWIN PEAKS
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
02:58:51 PM
Another show that totally brings the insanity and makes it hurt and completely PWNS the shit out of LOST aka Shaggy Dog Trick Soap Opera Outtake Island.
I'm not biting my nails for one good reason
by malificus
Aug 25th, 2008
03:13:55 PM
The only TRUE Trek is the OS, everything after that is just also-ran concept cashing. Still love the old shows, watch one about every other day, makes me happy. I'll see the new flick no doubt, but's all about the big three:Shatner, Nimoy and Kelley.
Sithdan
by Samus Aran
Aug 25th, 2008
03:18:23 PM
As a big Lost fan I can name several shows better than Lost. Battlestar Galactica is so far beyond Lost it isn't funny, and Deep Space Nine was also much better- just it had a more specific apeal than Lost, Lost reaches a broader audience than any of these. And I read from another post someone point out that Abrams neither directed nor wrote Cloverfield- I'm a little embarassed to admit that this came as news to me. I always felt like Cloverfield was a dark smudge on JJ Abrams record, and I am so relieved to see that he can almost completely wash his hands of that putrid display. Another poster here challenged the "undeserved respect" people have for Abrams, and that Lost is overhyped. I have to say that he may be right. I don't know just how much influence Abrams had on Lost, and even now after years of watching the show, I am not positive it is as good as I seem to think it is, whereas with BSG- I am positive- it is really good. I am extremely confident that this Star Trek will be good- everything I have seen and heard about it looks dead on, and then I will know one way or another how good of a story teller Abrams is.
LaserPants
by Nadine_Cross
Aug 25th, 2008
03:23:04 PM
"I don't believe in romantic love; I believe in lust and fleeting connections based on physicality only; everything else is illusion" Don't forget long marriages based on the fear of dying alone!
That's Right, Nadine!
by LaserPants
Aug 25th, 2008
03:53:57 PM
Personally, I think I'd rather be miserable and lonely then miserable and resentful / crowded in my waning years. At least there's a poetry to loneliness.
No Hubris you are a true optimist
by slappy jones
Aug 25th, 2008
04:01:36 PM
if this film tanks it will not lead to a ds9 film. It will be the end for trek.
If you actually get excited if Kevin Smith likes something you s
by TheWaqman
Aug 25th, 2008
04:03:22 PM
He fucking sucked on Ebert and Roeper. And overall his tastes are so easily satisfied. Fucking hell its become completely fucking predictable already... Just don't listen to the cunt and wait for some CREDIBLE opinions. Kevin Smith is a fucking hack too.
Thanks for the level headed opinion Samus.
by rbatty024
Aug 25th, 2008
04:03:58 PM
I think you hit the nail on the head with JJ. He's not Satan but he also hasn't really been tested. I like Lost but I never got into any of his other shows. Again, he's only one of many people responsible for Lost so whatever you think about that show JJ is only partially responsible. I also got a sinking feeling when I saw Cloverfield, which was an awful film. Luckily he doesn't take all the blame since he was only a producer. This Trek film will be his first true test.
Samus Aran
by Sithdan
Aug 25th, 2008
04:04:36 PM
I've never watched the new BSG series (I'm a big fan of the campy 1970s version, however), but I did catch the 2004 BSG pilot and wasn't impressed. I've heard the show is really good, so maybe I'll check it out on DVD (are new episodes still airing?). The pilot just felt too Blade Runner-like to me.
Sithdan
by Samus Aran
Aug 25th, 2008
04:33:00 PM
By all means watch the show more if you feel that you could like it. I myself was not a fan of the 1970s show, but I always felt that there was a seed of greatness in that story idea. This new show has completely confirmed that. Ever since "Aliens" I have been waiting oh so patiently for a movie to come out that was as dark and powerful of a science fiction story as "Aliens" was. It has been a loooong grueling wait, and I just got more and more sick as movies like Battlefield Earth and Independance Day starting to become the norm. Then all of a sudden Battlestar Galactica came out, and I believed that my long wait was over- here was a space science fiction tv show which felt almost as believable as Alien and Aliens. It is very well written, very well acted, and very well art directed. On top of all that, the show has what I think are the most skillfully created space fighting shots that I have EVER seen. There simply is no science fiction movie that has come out in many many years that matches the quality in any of these areas that Battlestar Galactica accomplishes in just about EVERY single episode. It is remarkable to see something so terrific during years of garbage entertainment. After all this is said, I am still hesitant to say that this has fully matched "Alien" and "Aliens". I simply do not understand why movies of that calibur are so extremely rare. I blame that on the general public's willingness to go all the way to the theater to see movies like 10,000 BC. In any case- I am not sure if Battlestar Galactica is flawlessly perfect, but it is so incredibly good, it stands among the few best stories ever created. However, if you saw the pilot miniseries and you didn't like it, I'm not sure if you will like the show itself, because I think the miniseries reflects the show very well. However the miniseries is certainly not the best part of the show by a long shot- there are episodes within the show that are truly fantastic. One of the most powerful scenes I have ever seen in any movie happens in one of the early episodes of season 3. Anybody that watches BSG knows exactly what I am talking about, and I know that it is Kevin Smith's favorite part of BSG as well. Anyway, I don't see how this show could be compared to Blade Runner really, if that displeases you, trust me that isn't the case. And yes they are still making the show, but they are down to their last 14 episodes to go. I am so happy they are ending it here as well because the story needed to end about this time- the writers and Ronald Moore have handled this whole show with taste and excellent timing. I hope that my description of this show encourages even more people to seek this gem out- if you love space- you probably will be so grateful you discovered it. Let me put it this way- if you love both "Alien" and "Star Wars" (original trilogy) I don't see how you could possibly not love Battlestar Galactica- that to me is unthinkable.
Remember when Star Wars was Cool...and
by hoorayforeric
Aug 25th, 2008
04:51:07 PM
..Star Trek was for geeks. As of now...it's still edged on Star Wars...but this Star Trek might reboot Star Trek ahead of Star Wars thanks to Jar Jar and Stinky the Hutt.
Kevin Smth re: Watchmen movie being faithful to the book
by NoodlesHahn
Aug 25th, 2008
05:03:41 PM
"Remember that feeling of watching 'Sin City' on the big screen and being blown away by what a faithful translation of the source material it was, in terms of both content and visuals? Triple that, and you’ll come close to watching 'Watchmen.'"

I'm not doubting the quality of the movie on its own merits but can it be THAT faithful when we know for certain that the Black Freighter stuff isn't in it?

Kevin Smith is da Bomb!!!
by expert_40
Aug 25th, 2008
05:32:27 PM
Fuck you retards. You're all fucking clown shoes. It's too bad Jay and Bob can't come to your parent's houses, drag you out of your basement / dungeon, and beat the shit out of you!

Lest you morons forget, Smith told us in advance that The Dark Knight was an ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE that transcended everything and every convention anyone has ever had about comic book movies, and was basically The Godfather Part II of Batman flicks. And a lot of you fuckers shat on his assessment then.

Remind me again of how fucking right on he was in his The Dark Knight review?

Piss on all you retarded haters!
Hatespeech
by robzass
Aug 25th, 2008
05:36:07 PM
"Kevin Smith Things Porn and SHit is Funny, Fuck him and his retarded views. Fuck him in his stupid poopy ass." Ugh. The irony is killing me.
I think it'll be far better than Nemesis
by G100
Aug 25th, 2008
05:42:28 PM
But let's face it Nemesis was a 2 part TNG Episode on the Big Screen trying (and failing) to recapture the wrath of khans death scene.
LaserPants...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 25th, 2008
06:33:12 PM
I am a big fan of LOST. However, the success of the show has less to do with Abrams' direction than it does with the beginning, middle and ending that he created. However, I have to say that Mission Impossible 3 was, by far, the only really great film of that franchise. In fact, MI:3 ranks up there with CASINO ROYALE as my favorite spy/action flick.

If Abrams can do for Star Trek what he did for MI:3 -- I would be extremely pleased. MI:3 should have made a fortune (and probably would have, notwithstanding Tom Cruise's "Scientology" episode on the Today Show). I just hope that Trek can pull it off with the public. It needs to pull in $200 -- and I am afraid that it might not be able to do that even with a great film. The Trek franchise just doesn't have enough fans to make a blockbuster. If this film doesn't create new fans, then I have a bad feeling about this film. I am hoping for the best, though! I have full confidence in Abrams' ability. I just don't have as much confidence in the market for Star Trek itself.

ROTS: 79% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
by Amy Chasing
Aug 25th, 2008
07:37:06 PM
"If Smith got it wrong, so did many another critic." ...

Well, yes, yes they did. Almost 80% means 4 stars, which ROTS certainly doesn't deserve. I'd give it a fair 2.5

As for better shows on TV than Lost, I prefer House, Dexter and BSG - and that's just recent stuff off the top of my head.

The thing about the Tomato-meter
by NoodlesHahn
Aug 25th, 2008
07:54:04 PM
is that a mildly positive review factors into the 79%. All that score means is that 79% of critics gave the movie at least a slightly above average rating. If every critic gave a movie 3 out of 5 stars, the Tomato-meter would be 100% even though the average score was 60%. ROTS's average score was 72% which is still high but closer to fair. I'm with Amy Chasing, I'd give ROTS a decent 2.5. Equal parts good and bad.
I'm more realist than an optimist, Slappy
by NoHubris
Aug 25th, 2008
08:19:19 PM
Star Trek is such a major franchise that it will never really die. DS9 serves as the only real fail-safe available if the new players fail to make the iconic characters of TOS connect with the audience.

IMHO if this movie goes bust, a DS9 film, with its recognizable players and universe, will give TPTB what is needed to keep Trek going -- a solid place to rebuild from and a jumping off point to do something new, based on continuity with what has worked before.

I am excited
by Natron009
Aug 25th, 2008
08:21:55 PM
Yeah...
why does everyone show Kevin Smith their movies before release?
by BurgerKing
Aug 25th, 2008
08:45:52 PM
Just wondering. I mean why is he the "geek movie" pre-screener? Pass it by Kevin Smith and if he likes it then it must be good! He saw Revenge of the Sith, Watchmen, Trek..the fuck is going on?
didnt kevin smith promote his own movie when on ebert roeper??
by BurgerKing
Aug 25th, 2008
08:50:47 PM
Pretty sure I remember that episode and when it came to them recommending a DVD, the fucking hack told everyone to rent Clerks. Oh gee thanks Kevin for being such a non-biased critic and offering people the best suggestion for a DVD. Glad to see you telling them to go out and buy your own DVD. I guess he's smart in a way, free advertising while abusing his privilege of being invited on the show. Fucking dick
nerds wish they were JJ abrams
by BurgerKing
Aug 25th, 2008
08:52:59 PM
just had to throw that in there. Now im done.
The Cast is Top Notch
by High DeF JeFF
Aug 25th, 2008
09:27:03 PM
Something a plant would say.
I don't trust Kevin Smith's opinion
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 25th, 2008
09:36:38 PM
Why should I?
kevin smith's batting average
by illegaltouching
Aug 25th, 2008
09:40:36 PM
one decent movie and one terrible superman script. his opinion is worthless.
oops
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 25th, 2008
09:45:48 PM
Guess that was redundant.
thunderbolt
by illegaltouching
Aug 25th, 2008
09:49:24 PM
great minds...
Chasing Kevin....
by Bootskin
Aug 25th, 2008
11:37:59 PM
Hey, for the record, I am not "hating" on Kevin Smith, nor am I a "fucking clown shoe". I was a fan of the first Clerks. It was ballsy, and funny. Mallrats happened right after that tho...and to be honest the "studio wouldn't let me do what I wanted" arguement DOES have some merit. Chasing Amy, great movie. Dogma? Meh. Over-pontificating crap dialogue-ing "I hate religion" faux "film-with-a-message". And who the fuck names an angel after a Norse god? Just silly. I really REALLY like Kevin Smith himself, funy guy. His films are just to uneven for me. (I thought Jersey Girl was pretty underrated, though, so what the fuck do I know? My wife liked it...). Thing is, I hate the fact that some of us seem to think we need KEvin's geek stamp of approval, or that his approval means WE are finally allowed to like it. Fuck all that. Lets just go see the movie, and come here and bitch about what we did or didn't like right after. Like we always do.
Not star trek
by palooka_boy
Aug 26th, 2008
12:15:46 AM
he's obviously talking about transformers 2
Kevin Smith has NO opinion...
by TheWaqman
Aug 26th, 2008
12:31:31 AM
he'll just lavishly praise ANYTHING he gets to see before us. And if he really was impressed well big fucking deal. He's easily impressed anyways.
It is definitly Terminator Salvation
by sleeptones
Aug 26th, 2008
12:44:56 AM
or not. i dun care. aintitcoolnews is the fox news of movie sites
CloverTrekField : Kirk has Sex with the Alien
by the1980mutant
Aug 26th, 2008
01:10:53 AM
.....and we bring back Kirstie Alley as a Vulcan and have her eat the Ship and the Director.
..from the guy that made Clerks 2(?!?)
by Stalkeye
Aug 26th, 2008
02:57:33 AM
Smith's opinions have no effect on me deciding wether or not I ould see Trek or Watchmen as I could care less for ST.He did a decent job while interviewing Willis on the studios lot (Die hard 4 Bonus Disc.)with the noted exception of too many F-bombs and kissassery.

Other than that, he's still a hack andthe only thing I would be jealous of is seeing a advanced viewing of Watchmen (and I'm sure that shit will evetually leak on the net should those Fox fuckheads prevent Warner from releasng the film.)and certainly not his Movie career.

AVATAR - Fucking our eyeballs in 2009.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Aug 26th, 2008
04:08:11 AM
nothing else matters
Hey Kev, It's 1992, they want their sense of humor back
by hatespeech
Aug 26th, 2008
10:26:53 AM
answer the call bitch.
It's quite simple.
by Irina Spanko
Aug 26th, 2008
11:49:04 AM
Smith has overstayed hiss welcome. At one time he clicked with a generation of geeks and nerds, showing them themselves on the big screen. That got tired fast, and Smith has no other skills. He has one gimmick, and it's past it's expiration date. His opinion at this point carries no more weight than that of any of us.
He also hyped up Live Hard or Die or whatever
by GQtaste
Aug 26th, 2008
06:23:22 PM
Die hard lastest was called. It sucked donkey balls. It suffered from the same as Indy 4. Pussy ass sidekick for older badass's.
Obscura, Carlin's finest role was in The Prince of Tides
by GQtaste
Aug 26th, 2008
06:38:24 PM
The Prince of Tides when he played Streisand's gay friend and Nolte's sister, who attempted suicide.
good for Smith
by j2talk
Aug 26th, 2008
06:43:44 PM
for the most part I see the negative reaction to Kevin Smith as jealousy that he became successful while others aren't, kinda hard to look into the mirror and see one of "our" own do it while we haven't isn't it??? his films? After Clerks I think An Evening with Kevin Smith is probably his best work, Chasing Amy and Dogma aren't far behind...Jersey Girl is unfairly criticized as it such a departure from his previous work....as for his acting, I look forward to seeing him pop up in films,I liked the cameo in Veronica Mars,Daredevil and in Die Hard, he wasn't bad in Catch and Release either...I look forward to seeing more of him...HOWEVER in the end his opinion is just that
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