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ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO at FANTASTIC FEST 2008!!! Will you come and watch them?!?

Line....? by Lando Griffin	Aug 24th, 2008 11:40:22 PM

Harry? by Rando Calrisian	Aug 24th, 2008 11:49:20 PM
Do you need FF badges to buy tix to this screening?
Porno! by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 24th, 2008 11:49:26 PM
The other white meat!
Line: by Banky the Hack	Aug 24th, 2008 11:54:16 PM
You guys make me so horny.
answer: No! by damagedinc	Aug 25th, 2008 12:09:22 AM
why? because I'm nowhere near interested! aww....
FUUUUCK!!!! by Rearden	Aug 25th, 2008 12:09:44 AM
the first year I cannot afford to go!!! i thought i would be strong, but damn you. you made me love you again. damn you fantastic fest!!! damn you!!!!
if I was still in Texas, maybe by Holodigm	Aug 25th, 2008 12:10:29 AM
some of his films are good, but any chance to hear KS speak live/do Q&A is worth good money.
fuck yeah!!!! by ddog	Aug 25th, 2008 12:39:03 AM
ddog will so be buyin his plane ticket to go see this flick!!
i second the question by codyunderblood	Aug 25th, 2008 01:28:05 AM
do we need badges to buy tickets to this?
If I had to guess.. by Xionsmith	Aug 25th, 2008 01:47:32 AM
"2008 Opening Night Gala Film, the U.S. Premiere of Kevin Smith's ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO" It's the opening night film. So I would assume that you need a badge to get in. But there might be a small chance to get in via a stand by line? Very small chance.
Katherine... by sharpie	Aug 25th, 2008 01:59:49 AM
not Kathryn
WOW by p0llk4t	Aug 25th, 2008 02:56:33 AM
That's so FANTASTIC!
If there's no full-frontal female nudity this movie will fail. by iamnicksaicnsn	Aug 25th, 2008 03:28:52 AM
Don't wuss out on us Kevin!
CLERKS 3 Coming Soon! by LaserPants	Aug 25th, 2008 07:47:48 AM
When all else fails, you should fall back on the tried and true. Another bomb like Jersey Girl (which this new movie is almost surely to follow suit) and that reasonably hot wife of yours is Out The Door. You know it, I know it, so get with the funny, fat-body! I wish you the best of luck.
Banks won't be nude. She's already said this. by V'Shael	Aug 25th, 2008 09:01:22 AM
More's the pity. She does have a filty fucking mouth on her in this flick. If you get off on watching super hot chicks talk really fucking dirty, then this movie will have some nice moments for you.
Harry--does that include Second-Half Badge holders? by Lance Rocke	Aug 25th, 2008 09:05:10 AM
I hope so!
Laserpants... his wife is soooo not with him for the success. by V'Shael	Aug 25th, 2008 09:07:03 AM
Check out the SModcasts and stuff like that. It's remarkable what the two of them allow to become public about their lives. She loves that funny lardass.
ZACK AND MIRI is going to be a huge success, make my words. by brokentusk	Aug 25th, 2008 09:23:39 AM
Whatever your feelings on Smith, I think it's a fairly safe assumption that Seth Rogen’s face on the poster, combined with the title of the film, will get a huge amount of people interested. I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan (SModcast is the best thing on the Internet after porn) so I hope this is a big win for him. As for JERSEY GIRL, I wonder how many people who jump on the bandwagon and bash that film have actually seen it. I've only seen it once, long ago, but I remember it being decent – nothing too memorable, but CERTAINLY not worthy of so much hatred and scorn.
Could be Smith's moneymaker. by Elemeno Pee	Aug 25th, 2008 10:02:13 AM
... brokentusk speaks the truth.
I haven't bashed Jersey Girl, but I didn't see it. by V'Shael	Aug 25th, 2008 10:03:49 AM
And have no real intention of seeing it. I thought I might, after Carlin died. Sort of see him in a serious role as a tribute kind of thing. But I just popped a few of his concerts on instead. As a Kevin Smith fan, I just have no desire to see Jersey Girl. I suppose that says more about the marketing of the film, than anything else. If you can't even motivate the fan base to see something, you're screwed.
Zack & Miri Make DiGiorno by Elemeno Pee	Aug 25th, 2008 10:04:32 AM
I'm writing it. And suing Kevin.
Sorry, V'Shael by LaserPants	Aug 25th, 2008 02:19:14 PM
No way. Totally don't buy it AT ALL. If Smith was just some regular guy working a regular job but with the same personality and fat-body? She wouldn't have given him the time of day. Period. Anyone can fake loving somebody if the money is there. Once its gone? Later!
jersey girl is a great film. by Obscura	Aug 25th, 2008 06:54:09 PM
just forget its a kevin smith film, and consider that its a romantic comedy. you'll probably find its one of the only recently romantic comedies you connect with on any level.
Tugg_to_Glam_Girls your taste is up yer ass mate by bongo123	Aug 26th, 2008 05:57:08 PM
nuff said
but then again you already know that by bongo123	Aug 26th, 2008 05:59:06 PM
seeing as you've gotten off yer ass and actually made a film better than his worst.. what? you havent.. well fuck me what a surprise that is..
I"d rather get a tooth pulled then watch anything by GQtaste	Aug 26th, 2008 06:19:02 PM
w/ Smith at the helm. And it's another negative that Rogens the leading man too. Both are truly overrated.
Zack and Miri make a Fitness film. by Stalkeye	Aug 27th, 2008 04:17:58 AM
Get off your fat ass and workout you bloated no talent lardbag.
no porn for me... by bernard	Aug 27th, 2008 08:30:48 PM
...at least at fantastic fest. my girlfriend's talking pig head movie was rejected from the ff programming, so i have to save up to visit a festival that will screen our film...where ever that may be. sounds fun though.
Hate the word PORNO. by worldofwarcraft	Aug 29th, 2008 06:26:18 PM
Why not just PORN? Porno sounds so immature, like "My dad keeps his pornos under his bed, wanna see?". Other than that this sounds like a bad movie.
i don't know... i'm going... by carneguisada	Sep 2nd, 2008 07:02:39 PM
I'm a little creeped out that the AICN people aren't all wiggy about this. If YOU guys aren't all geeked, who's gonna go to the movie? You're the people who first grossed me out yammering on and on about splooge. Now you've got me going to see an NC17 movie with the word "porno" in the title. What's next? Nevermind, don't answer that...

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