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FRED DURST! ICE CUBE! Massawyrm prays that THE LONGSHOTS is gonna be awesome. Is it?

Does Ice Cube take his hat off in the movie? by tonagan	Aug 19th, 2008 07:10:25 AM
In the TV ad, every scene has him wearing an ill-fitting porkpie hat. EVERY SCENE.
Durst's 'The Education of Charlie Banks' was surprisingly good. by JediRob	Aug 19th, 2008 07:20:21 AM
I saw it at Tribeca last year and was pleasantly surprised. Looks like he took his glimmer of artistic possibility and acknowledgment and promptly cashed it in.
I'd rather . . . by chewyou812	Aug 19th, 2008 07:21:24 AM
sit through a Norbit/Meet Dave double feature. Someone shoot me now. Am I dead yet?
slow news day, huh! by Fortunesfool	Aug 19th, 2008 07:21:43 AM
That is all.
Best. Avatar.Ever. by RMA	Aug 19th, 2008 07:25:06 AM
Gotta love that Hobbes.
Not a big fan of Durst... by Kid Z	Aug 19th, 2008 07:28:01 AM
...but he IS basically responsible for totally killing Woodstock... so I gotta give him props for that.
Durst. Cube. by Abominable Snowcone	Aug 19th, 2008 07:32:07 AM
Two signs that say "Stay away"
Fred Durst directed this?? by cyrent	Aug 19th, 2008 07:33:05 AM
man that's funny
Durst is the worst by Karl Childers	Aug 19th, 2008 07:56:24 AM
Had to be said.
In related news... by Karl Childers	Aug 19th, 2008 07:58:33 AM
The only smart member of Limp Shitdick, Wes Borland, has joined Marilyn Manson's band.
Fred Durst = Douchebag by Mr Slippy Fist	Aug 19th, 2008 08:08:20 AM
Fred Durst, aka sellout, aka, bullshit "rap" artist, aka fucknut.
2 of the most talented actors alive!!!! by TheJake	Aug 19th, 2008 08:24:37 AM
...are not in this movie.
Mass likes Durst? by ThomasServo	Aug 19th, 2008 08:47:08 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What a tool. Ah, well. The reviews are usually good at least. I'm just glad he's not a music critic.
Fred! by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar	Aug 19th, 2008 08:52:23 AM
Fred supports Fred!
Not a bad movie by Freakemovie	Aug 19th, 2008 09:07:15 AM
I just saw this last night in a theater full of young black girls and they loved the crap out of it -- not because there's some cute guy in it (there's not), not because it's racy or crass (it's PG), but because they connected with the female empowerment angle. Watching their reactions was actually pretty touching. So we can mock it all we want on this board, but we sound like petty morons.
Wow by BLWiseass	Aug 19th, 2008 09:08:04 AM
I had no idea Fred Durst was directing. This vexes me. I am very vexed.
The Words "Fred Durst" and "Awesome" Should Never Appear Togethe by LaserPants	Aug 19th, 2008 09:12:59 AM
even in jest. "Fred Durst" and "Talentless Douchebag Has-Been Also-Ran" on the other hand, fit together quite nicely. Btw, is Fred Durst even still alive?
wow i just lost all respect for massa...for real by BMacSmith	Aug 19th, 2008 09:19:50 AM
does he really have love Fred Durst? tell me that was a joke. the most untalented human being on the planet gets way too much love in this article.
Angry-at-your-dad rap-metal... by NiceGuyEddie19	Aug 19th, 2008 09:47:57 AM
Wow. It's an apt insult, but I don't think massa was trying to be insulting.
Durst worked with Fincher a lot by RobFromBackEast	Aug 19th, 2008 10:02:14 AM
He apparently thought him how to direct.
Didn't Fred Durst Get To Kiss Halle Berry? by TroutMaskReplicant	Aug 19th, 2008 10:04:14 AM
I say Berry deserved every vile second of it.
Massa- tell me that's you and Hobbes in the toon' by irrelevntelefant	Aug 19th, 2008 10:05:16 AM

CALVIN AND HOBBES RULE! by irrelevntelefant	Aug 19th, 2008 10:06:23 AM
whilst Limp Bizquick does not....
Can't measure up the awesomeness that was Little Giants. by jarnevic	Aug 19th, 2008 10:12:31 AM
Once that movie was made, all other scripts involving kids, football, girls playing football, bullies and small towns should have been tossed in the paper shredder.
Re: Little Giants by RMA	Aug 19th, 2008 10:27:54 AM
Moranis AND Al Bundy in the SAME MOVIE? How wasn't it even MORE awesome than it ended up?
great... by Halloween68	Aug 19th, 2008 10:33:08 AM
Fred Durst is a dumb ss. Why the f** would you want to see him in a movie?
it's a movie? by the milf lover	Aug 19th, 2008 10:39:25 AM
DAMN! I was really hoping for a new ghetto rap-nu metal asskicking collaboration! Which I wouldnt have got with Durst anyway, so never mind...
I don't like Dursts music, but.. by StovetopStuffin'	Aug 19th, 2008 11:28:48 AM
he was in this lame movie with Jeremy Sisto, and he actually shone above the crap. He really did a good job of acting. Maybe his true talent lies in filmmaking. Still hate his music though.
Great sig pic, Wyrm by dr sauch	Aug 19th, 2008 11:28:50 AM
Calvin and Hobbes FTW!
and on that topic... by dr sauch	Aug 19th, 2008 11:29:15 AM
We need a Calvin and Hobbes movie or TV show.
dr sauch by ThomasServo	Aug 19th, 2008 11:43:43 AM
It'll never happen. Bill Watterson HATED the idea of a TV show or movie. It's part of why he stopped making the strip: all the corporate pressure to "sell out" his creation. He never has, and I respect him immensely for that.
I thought Durst was dead by spectrebeeyatch	Aug 19th, 2008 11:50:01 AM
How random that he is directing this should have been direct to DVD flick. TV commercials make this movie look awful I would rather watch Death Race than this.
Family Values Tour was created by Korn by boast	Aug 19th, 2008 12:07:11 PM
not the hack that is Fred "I fucked Britney in the ass" Durst. speaking of, this movie sounds like ass.
this movie's success? = Longshot by TooWhippy	Aug 19th, 2008 12:24:22 PM

Thought Durst was GIANT DOUCHE by skimn	Aug 19th, 2008 01:03:53 PM
but liked the interview in EW last week, and he came off as a pretty decent guy.
Best hip hop song ever? by connor187	Aug 19th, 2008 01:06:50 PM
Ice Cube - It was a good day. well in my opinion anyway. anyone agree?
Ice Cube is now in Eddie Murphy-land. by Mr Spork	Aug 19th, 2008 01:09:38 PM
Former badass now consigned to shitty kid movies.
YOU KNOW HOW WE BE DOIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE... by Galactic	Aug 19th, 2008 01:35:14 PM
"We do it like that and we do it right there!" Fred Durst can eat a bushel of cocks. That's right, an entire cock-bushel. His "muzick" is active proof of a sadistic God angry at a cold world.
Straight out of Thousand Oaks by wash	Aug 19th, 2008 01:55:12 PM
Is a brother that'll smother your Grandmother
Best hip hop song ever? by Pops Freshemeyer	Aug 19th, 2008 02:27:32 PM
Necro. "I Need Drugs." Everything else is tied for second.
"THE Fred Durst"? by gavdiggity	Aug 19th, 2008 02:30:17 PM
That made me laugh. So the guy's gonna go from making crap music to making crap movies? Congratulations.
The lead Singer of Limp Bizkit directed this? by Xiphos_2	Aug 19th, 2008 02:47:51 PM
Now out of morbid curiosity I want to see this movie. Hello rental here I come.
No guys, I'm not a Limp Bizkit fan by Massawyrm 1	Aug 19th, 2008 03:19:30 PM
So put down the shovels and pitchforks. They were never my cup of Tea.
' i still have connections in the industry,' by Windowlicker74	Aug 19th, 2008 03:22:20 PM
'ya know what I'm talking about? ' LOL!! Durst is such an incredible douchebag
and here was me hoping by Cedar_Room	Aug 19th, 2008 03:31:02 PM
the absence of Limp Biscuit for all these years had meant Fred Durst had died.
Damn You Fred Durst! by TheBaxter	Aug 19th, 2008 03:32:41 PM
Damn You Fred Durst!
I'm tellin you dude's 'The Education of Charlie Banks' by JediRob	Aug 19th, 2008 03:49:36 PM
...check it out before you condemn the man.
Ice Cube is amazing by Alec.Eiffel	Aug 19th, 2008 05:11:09 PM
It shocks me how this guy can make all these charming but inconsequential kids movies and seem like such a nice guy in interviews but the moment there is a microphone in his fist and a dj behind him he becomes absolutely terrifying. Those eyes, those hateful, dangerous eyes. I realise that Ice Cube is an intelligent, educated guy and that the Cube we see on stage is probably just as much a character as the Cube you'll see in this movie, but damn, what a villain. Personally, he's my favorite rapper (along with his cousin Del), I think he's one of the greatest Rock 'n' Roll frontmen of all time and Straight Outta Compton is my favorite rap album. I wish he would do something more Boyz 'n' the Hood again, I want to see him be a really scary guy without a hint of humor.
Fred Durst is straight out the 'burbs,yo !!!! by Mr Spork	Aug 19th, 2008 05:36:53 PM
Nothing gangsta about him.
I can only imagine what non-fan parents think of him by terry1978	Aug 19th, 2008 06:44:15 PM
I'm sure all these suburbia types going to see these family flicks featuring the hapless but lovable angry Ice Cube would fly into a semi-rage if they heard some of his classic NWA and AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted cuts. Though on the flip side his latest album Raw Footage....very well done, surprisingly.
There's no way DURST could've said.. by Aeghast	Aug 19th, 2008 10:20:46 PM
"My careers slowing down". His career has been dead for YEARS
And on the other.. by Spiral_Jacobs	Aug 19th, 2008 10:21:44 PM
"And on the other you have the ass beating, knuckle-cracking father of the family Values tour and purveyor of Angry-at-your-dad rap/metal, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst." What? Who starts a sentence with, "And on the other?" Also, who thinks Fred Durst is a tough guy? No one.
I've been calling this movie by Spinninmarty	Aug 19th, 2008 10:49:05 PM
The Black News Bears.
GARRET MORRIS IS ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Phategod2	Aug 19th, 2008 11:13:18 PM
WHO KNEW ???????????
FRED DURST IS ALIVE TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Phategod2	Aug 19th, 2008 11:14:03 PM
WHO KNEW THAT TOO???????
Anyone by Series7	Aug 20th, 2008 02:02:10 AM
Seen Durst first movie? The education of Charlie Banks? When will that be out on the DVDs?
"Ass beating, knuckle-cracking Fred Durst" by Mullah Omar	Aug 20th, 2008 12:27:45 PM
My sarcasm detector is picking up 0% here, which freaks me out.
FYI, Durst is a douche by jackofhearts29	Aug 20th, 2008 03:37:53 PM
Just in case there was still any debate on this matter...
So basically.... by SunTzu77	Aug 20th, 2008 06:22:00 PM
They're re-imagining the movie "Quarterback Princess" that had Helen Hunt. That will be a pass for me...no pun intended.

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