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Wanna Threesome With Scarlett Johansson?

FIRST! by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:08:11 PM
Yes! Always wanted to do that!
Fuck me first! by plocock	Aug 14th, 2008 12:08:23 PM
mm yeah...
Harry naked = by indiebum	Aug 14th, 2008 12:09:09 PM
Puke
if you dont mind being naked with ryan reynolds by Bouncy X	Aug 14th, 2008 12:10:32 PM

It's not a real threesome... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:11:44 PM
...it says on the site that "Threesome refers to the moviegoing date experience consisting of three people." It's just some lame date. It was just too good to be true. You need to read the fine print Mr. Harry.
Odd. by mefrog	Aug 14th, 2008 12:12:35 PM
Quite.
she probably wants two dudes.... by cameron fry	Aug 14th, 2008 12:12:38 PM
your wife is gonna have to sit this one out...on the bright side, it gives you and Quint an opportunity to get a lot more familiar with eachother....
That's not to say I wouldn't sign up. by mefrog	Aug 14th, 2008 12:12:49 PM

Haha by Creasy	Aug 14th, 2008 12:12:58 PM
Are you serious Banzai Rootskibango? Just askin...
I find Scarlett... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:14:19 PM
...to be one of the sexiest women in the film industry. Have you guys seen Match Point? Jonathan Rhys Meyers, you lucky son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose... by Fortunesfool	Aug 14th, 2008 12:15:04 PM
'So I can get you drunk and fuck you 'til my cock breaks' wont win it then :(
Creasy... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:15:06 PM
...check the site! I swear it says it at the bottom.
Joeelliot... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:17:12 PM
...sloppy can be a good thing in certain respects...
And I'm sure this nothing to do with her new by skimn	Aug 14th, 2008 12:18:29 PM
Woody Allen film...What a gull-a-bull.
So, Woody Allen is pimping out Scarlett Johansson... by -guyinthebackrow	Aug 14th, 2008 12:18:46 PM
Prettyyyyy, prettyyy, prettyyyyy tasteless.
i thought harry was a threesome all by himself by TheBaxter	Aug 14th, 2008 12:19:42 PM
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Maybe the stupidest "article" ever posted here by Olsen Twins_Fan	Aug 14th, 2008 12:19:53 PM
Damn you Michael Bay!!
Skimn... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:20:00 PM
...Woody Allen would be the other dude in the threesome. That means you'd look like Superman in comparrison.
I now predict... by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 12:20:40 PM
...the longest talkback in Ain't it Cool history.
I would like to have a TWOSOME... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:21:01 PM
...with Scarlett. Sexy time.
With Harry? I don't think so. by TooWhippy	Aug 14th, 2008 12:21:05 PM

Well, cover me with whip cream by Big Jim	Aug 14th, 2008 12:23:24 PM
and break out the video camera!
Captain Justice... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:23:36 PM
...I'm going with the spirit of what Mr. Harry wrote...it is insinuated that it is a real threesome. When someone uses the word "threesome" what comes to mind? Obviously, it's not gonna be what is insinuated, I'm just trying to have some fun with it you hoople-headed cocksucker.
btw, by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 12:23:43 PM
She's good looking and all but going to ScarlettJohansson.com everyday? lame.
The Babbling AICN Staff by cowboyone	Aug 14th, 2008 12:23:50 PM
Moriarty knows Harvey Weinstein! Masswyrm dated several girls before getting married! Harry likes ScarJo and got a tummy tuck. Guys we all love the site ... but this Ain't why we come. Get it ... Ain't
That's not funny Harry...do you how many fucking... by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 12:25:56 PM
...proofs of purchase I sent in to win the Brand New Huffy BMX bike from Captain Crunch cereal when I was a kid??!! I found The Captain on that treasure map on the back of the fucking box and everything...dreams DO. NOT. COME. TRUE. I was happy today...and now I'm bitter. Fuck.
I'm sorry Harry by yoko knowles	Aug 14th, 2008 12:26:11 PM
But Herc and I have talked thing over, and we've decided it will be a foursome. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Herc, and me.
I'm so upset I forgot the work "know" by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 12:26:53 PM

Pretty tacky way to promote a movie by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 12:27:23 PM

And I spelled "word" "work"...I'm done. by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 12:28:12 PM

So, what is Reynolds gonna sit in the corner spanking it? by rev_skarekroe	Aug 14th, 2008 12:28:31 PM
Maybe occasionally offering up commentary and directions. "Just keep doing what you're doing. Yeah..."
FlickaPoo by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 12:29:13 PM
and you said work instead of word. You are upset. Tell you what, look in your mailbox in two days and that shiny new bike is going to be waiting for you.
Fineprint, fucktards...fineprint. by thelivingdoll	Aug 14th, 2008 12:29:33 PM
Read the fineprint. "Threesome refers to the moviegoing date experience consisting of three people."
Fred will bring the popcorn! by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar	Aug 14th, 2008 12:29:58 PM
Fred too scared to say anything else though.
Well I finally get to bring this up and it's in context by Cotton McKnight	Aug 14th, 2008 12:31:26 PM
I think any guy who really REALLY likes her is secretly homosexual. She has too many "man" features for that not to be the case. The husky voice, the choir boy face.. its like a dream for the closet homosexuals out there. You get to be with a guy who has guy features but she never was a guy and she has lady parts.
Sailor Rip..a BMX bike?...it HAS to be a BMX. by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 12:32:27 PM

going to the movies with her can be good too by Bouncy X	Aug 14th, 2008 12:32:31 PM
maybe she can be convinced to butter your corndog and eat it whole while you watch.
Ryan can slap his balls on my face... by Zombieflicker	Aug 14th, 2008 12:32:55 PM
As long as I get me some Scarlett, that is. That's worth it right??
How Shitty is Harry in bed? by TechLord	Aug 14th, 2008 12:34:02 PM
His own wife wants a foursome and doesn't even want him to be a part of it. Kill yourself now Harry.
Cotton McKnight by Mr.Meanie	Aug 14th, 2008 12:34:36 PM
dude...you're projecting.
what the fuck kinda news is this? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Aug 14th, 2008 12:35:25 PM
We're talking movies over here....FUCK!!
Cotton McKnight... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:36:20 PM
...yeah, we'd all like her to put on some football pads and mens after shave while you're at it.
Unless Scarlett is just there to watch by skimn	Aug 14th, 2008 12:36:58 PM
and its a threesome with yourself, Woody, and an underaged Korean girl with the body of a twelve year old boy...
she'll probably... by dingus khan	Aug 14th, 2008 12:37:08 PM
...beg you to fuck her... ...in the turd-cutter.
Cotton McKnight by TechLord	Aug 14th, 2008 12:38:25 PM
Biggest fag in the talkbacks.
Don't forget the scissors... by Zirlin	Aug 14th, 2008 12:38:29 PM
...to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
Best. Headline. EVER! by 2dope	Aug 14th, 2008 12:38:44 PM
Harry, I have been a loyal reader of your site for many years now and that headline is hands-down the best one you have ever posted. You put a big ol' smile on my face, just thinking about the glorious possibility of sex with Scarlett. Good times.
dingus by skimn	Aug 14th, 2008 12:38:45 PM
all the while shouting "I LOVED The Black Dahlia.."
FlickaPoo by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 12:40:23 PM
BMX all the way. Pegs, one of those things that lets you spin the handlebars 360, the works. However, I will need a validation of your story. I know you don't have the proof of purchases anymore but I'm sure before you mailed them you made a photocopy of all of them. I'll be a sport and send the bike with my return address, you just go ahead and mail me the photocopy.
there is a very fine line of distinction by ArcadianDS	Aug 14th, 2008 12:41:19 PM
between a fat guy with a massively hideous orange chin strap, and a skinny, loose-skinned guy with a massively hideous orange chin strap. I'll let you do the math.
Cotton McKnight by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 12:41:41 PM
The only flaw in your theory is that homosexuals like men, not women who look like men but big old, hairy, man love. So, even somebody was so repressed that they were only attracted to women who looked like men it's still not going to work. It would be like ordering a foot long, juicy hotdog and unwrapping the paper to find a greasy taco. You get the idea...
Der Langhaarige by skimn	Aug 14th, 2008 12:43:24 PM
As first I thought you wrote Christy Canyon..her labia's got to be hitting the ground by now..
Unless you enjoy both taco's and hotdogs... by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 12:44:40 PM
then it's a win, win.
Cotton - you jumped the Troll on that one by toadkillerdog	Aug 14th, 2008 12:44:52 PM
You really did son. That goes into the booby hall of fame or shame.
I care, DerLanghaarige, I care by Big Jim	Aug 14th, 2008 12:45:50 PM
Because I too had the same dream. Life is cruel to offer so many possibilities but so few probabilities.
oh and here's another goofy one for you by ArcadianDS	Aug 14th, 2008 12:46:23 PM
Sex with Harry techincally counts as a threesome. what say you, Yoko? PS: She's got mod powers. At least now we know who was doing the indescriminate banhammering in the scriptgirl talkback. And here I thought being one of the first to call her Yoko was just a funny joke. Guess I feel silly now.
ArcadianDS by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 12:48:15 PM
Sex with Harry is technically a moresome.
COTTON... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:48:53 PM
...You're never supposed to go full retard.
Call me naive, but is THIS ACTUALLY FOR REAL? by tylerzero	Aug 14th, 2008 12:49:17 PM

What a total cock tease. by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.	Aug 14th, 2008 12:49:36 PM
The end.
c'mon guys by dingus khan	Aug 14th, 2008 12:50:14 PM
more cushion for the pushin'. scarlett johansson would be lucky to tongue shovel harry's stink ditch.
There's already an EMBARGO... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 12:51:37 PM
...on her genitals...but hey, who says we can't go back to her place and feel each other up on the couch? That's not sex. It's pre-sex.
Sailor Rip...photocopy?...we're talking early 80's... by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 12:52:00 PM
...here...I think we called them Xerox's back then, and to get one I would have had to go to NASA...or the Oval Office or something. Maybe Donald Trump had one. Anyway...now I'm screwed by that sweet crunchy Captain once again. Come to think of it...that cereal was so crunchy it always made the roof om my mouth sore. I'm starting to really hate that guy. This day has gone to shit.
by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 12:53:39 PM

Don't know how that happened..sorry. by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 12:54:16 PM

LETS HAVE SOME SEX by MARSMARLONLIVES	Aug 14th, 2008 12:57:08 PM
YA YOU HEARD ME LETS DO IT AND GIT ALL STICKY AND SWEATY AND STUFFF YEA
Dude I'd settle for a Twosome with Scarlett... by beefywhore	Aug 14th, 2008 01:02:03 PM
Sadly I will have to settle with my daily One-somes with her picture...
God so fucking fugly by Dapper Swindler	Aug 14th, 2008 01:04:20 PM
I mean, just looking at her makes me want to throw up. I don't know how any straight male can think she is attractive. She looks like the aborted fetus of a cow and penguin's baby. She looks like the rotted corpse of a dead hyena that was sacrificied to some kind of tribal god and left out in the sun for 8 weeks. I mean, it's her teeth man. Those teeth look like a horse with down syndrome. I wouldn't let her touch me or my super fucking hot girlfriend with a 20 foot pole even if it had a wad of cash tied on the end of the pole. When will hollywood realize that these "women" are just way below my standards? Anyone who thinks she is attractive must be a gay.
DerLanghaarige by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 01:10:06 PM
I think it's acceptable to time travel, have sex with yourself and maintain your hetrosexuality. It's not like when you're jerking off you're getting all excited because you've got your hand on a dick, is it? As long as both your incarnations are approaching the situation from this angle then it's masturbation. But what if you're future self has discovered an open sexuality that's all the rage in the future but has previously been so deeply repressed that your past self isn't aware of it? So, your future self is getting a kick out of the man on man action but your past self thinks he's involved in the ultimate wanking session. But then maybe it's your future self's visit that triggers you're new found sexuality? It's complicated so, I'd avoid it and if the opportunity for time travel presents itself go see some dinosaurs instead.
Hey DerLanghaarige, do you know how I know you're GAY? by tylerzero	Aug 14th, 2008 01:10:31 PM
Read your own post.
Ms Johannssen is very pretty by ArcadianDS	Aug 14th, 2008 01:16:05 PM
and its just silly to what extent some of you are going in order to "convince" the rest of the galaxy that she is not. now - had some of you gone with the 'She's attractive but not nearly as much as some people make her out to be' then I'd figure it was just a matter of taste. But comparing her to dessicated swine carcasses? First off, you've never looked hard at a rotten pig corpse, and second - you're being an idiot in front of a whole bunch of people. Knock it off, or I'll diagnose you with Autism faster than you can say "waa i cut myself nao" So please stop with the fake "she's so ugly it hurts the eyes" nonsense because nobody is buying it.
DerLanghaarige by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 01:16:10 PM
Jerking off is one thing, fucking my own dirty rank ass is another. Maybe if i could go back too when I was a real young boy my ass wouldn't be so ....uh forget I said that.
DerLanghaarige... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 01:18:07 PM
...if you could time-travel would you have sex with a dinosaur?
Harry Naked = AICN Embargo by Seth Brundle	Aug 14th, 2008 01:18:52 PM
xD
This smacks of a ploy... by lovecraftian	Aug 14th, 2008 01:20:37 PM
...to make Barack Obama jealous for publicly rolling his eyes at her little love notes. (sigh.) Desperate, sister, way too desperate.
ArcadianDS by Dapper Swindler	Aug 14th, 2008 01:21:01 PM
Evidently, you bought it. I think it says something about the preposterous state of affairs here if my mockery is undetectable.
Yoko... by Herewereyouwish	Aug 14th, 2008 01:22:11 PM
Greatest...response...ever.
Captain Justice by David Cloverfield	Aug 14th, 2008 01:23:38 PM
C'mon, Woody fucked his stepdaughter. I wouldn't call that old fashioned. I'm sure he could teach you a thing or two.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by BrightEyes	Aug 14th, 2008 01:23:56 PM
So you wouldn't want to hang out with Scarlett for the day?. Go back to thinking about Judd apatow and how much you think he's a hack.
Bravo, Yoko. by mrfan	Aug 14th, 2008 01:26:33 PM
Simpy bravo.
CecilBenedict by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 01:29:06 PM
No.
CecilBenedict by TechLord	Aug 14th, 2008 01:30:42 PM
Yes.
10 seconds huh... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 01:31:25 PM
...10...I don't know...10 seconds is a lot...I'm gonna have to go with a resounding no. Sorry Scarlett, I love you...but you know how it works with dignity.
No, but seriously by Dapper Swindler	Aug 14th, 2008 01:32:17 PM
She's so ugly that the first time I saw her I fell to my knees and wept because I knew there was no God. I want to save up enough money so that I can send her and every image of her into space via rocket ship. I would just send the rocket into the sun, but I would not want to subject the sun to that kind of horror. My only fear is that an alien civilization may retrieve the Johansen rocket. Cthulhu himself would take one look at her nose and pass her off to his winman. When the first picture of SJ surfaced, people went out onto the streets, wailing and gnashing their teeth.
LMAO by eXcommunicated	Aug 14th, 2008 01:33:44 PM
This is great, Harry! I wish you all the luck in the world, you big lug! You're gonna need it!) ;) ;) ;)
Dapper by TechLord	Aug 14th, 2008 01:34:21 PM
So, Dapper Swindler is apparently Justin Timberlake.
DerLanghaarige by Boba Fat	Aug 14th, 2008 01:37:16 PM
Then this talkback has achieved something
TechLord by Sailor Rip	Aug 14th, 2008 01:37:49 PM
Would you pinch Harry's nose closed while your cock was in his mouth so he would gag and have to spit it out?
I'm not going to stop... by Dapper Swindler	Aug 14th, 2008 01:39:42 PM
Until the people who say she is unattractive admit they are full of shit. ...Or until I get bored.
by TechLord	Aug 14th, 2008 01:41:07 PM
No, but I'd smack him in the back of the head and make him call me Brett Ratner.
I just sacificed a whole chicken to her name. by mrfan	Aug 14th, 2008 01:48:34 PM
Okay, it was a ten piece mcnugget extra value meal from McDonalds but ya know I meant well.
Sorry...but... by TenDeuChen	Aug 14th, 2008 01:49:59 PM
I think that this contest is going to be every man (woman?) for himself (herself?)...
In these times of great turmoil... by Dapper Swindler	Aug 14th, 2008 01:50:33 PM
..people are faced with the big questions in life: why are we here? what are we doing? But now science and religion must finally come together so that we may one day come up with an explanation for the fugliness of Scarlet Johannsen. Top minds from around the world are currently working towards a solution.
I am almost done saving money for my RealDoll version... by mrfan	Aug 14th, 2008 02:02:28 PM
of Scarlett. Been saving for years. That paper route has truly paid off for me. Built character and excited for my RealDoll.
Wow, just...wow. by flickchick85	Aug 14th, 2008 02:07:24 PM
This seriously sounds like something out of a movie satirizing Hollywood or something. Hey, is this a gag in Tropic Thunder? They missed the boat I guess.
I'd wreck that chick. by Dwide Shrewd	Aug 14th, 2008 02:09:25 PM
Bring in Natalie Portman, I'll get my Henry VIII costume on, and we'll keep bonin' 'til the breaka breaka dawn. Damn... gotta go take care of some bidness now. Peace.
This is lunacy, Harry. by BG7	Aug 14th, 2008 02:10:48 PM
We wonder why our mulitplexes are filled with sophomoric crap and then you post stuff like this because you think its funny. This isn't helping us raise the bar on Hollywood product, Harry. Make this site mean something. file-film.blogspot.com
BG7... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 02:15:48 PM
...Scarlett has some pretty amazing boobies.
Dapper Swindler by ArcadianDS	Aug 14th, 2008 02:19:57 PM
you got me. Hopefully you'll find me woefully undersized and throw me back, but for the time being, you got me.
Mr. Zeddemore by flickchick85	Aug 14th, 2008 02:21:14 PM
That sounds less ridiculous than this.
is BG7 a url spambot? by ArcadianDS	Aug 14th, 2008 02:21:19 PM
cuz he makes about as much sense as those silly 'date a millionaire' reply-bots from about a month back. also, if you can't afford the $9.95 a month for a domain, then put the keyboard away - blogging is not for you.
I bet BG7 is the first to submit his email to this contest. by mrfan	Aug 14th, 2008 02:24:25 PM

hold on by hey...jonboy	Aug 14th, 2008 02:28:13 PM
i also wish to make a pointless statement followed by a plug to my blog... filmguy27@blogspot.yahoo
Harry... by TheGoddamnSiege	Aug 14th, 2008 02:33:37 PM
You DO know this isn't sexual, right? Read the fine print at all?
Remember the photo shoot Scarlett did with Dita von Teese? by half vader	Aug 14th, 2008 02:41:58 PM
Looking very 'strict'? Ah... happy times.
That page looks like a ransom letter. by Baked	Aug 14th, 2008 02:43:22 PM

Threesomes Suck!! by godoffireinhell	Aug 14th, 2008 03:06:33 PM
It just doesn't work. In the end it's always two people getting it on and another guy/girl feeling pretty left out.
I've had her, she's rubbish by photoboy	Aug 14th, 2008 03:08:12 PM
But she will let you do her up the arse.
The only threesome Harry will be in... by Waylaid-by-jackassery	Aug 14th, 2008 03:10:22 PM
will be with Ben & Jerry. Ba-zing!
Her Album Full Of Awful Tom Waits Cover Songs... by LaserPants	Aug 14th, 2008 03:12:53 PM
almost made me not want to pound her hot pussy and cum on her ecstatic, upturned, moaning face as she begs for more LaserCock. Almost.
LaserPants... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 03:16:11 PM
...are you a graphic artist?
As A Matter Of Fact Banzai, I Am! by LaserPants	Aug 14th, 2008 03:27:30 PM
Graphic design is one of the things I do with my time in addition to teaching, writing, and making with the musick. It should explain the vivid imagination about things that will most likely never happen; like, for instance, coating the lovely Ms. Johansson with gallons of my hot sticky seed.
And I wanted a foursome... by jackofhearts29	Aug 14th, 2008 03:27:58 PM
with the Golden Girls! But now, it ain't gonna happen! I don't even know which ones are still alive...
whoops by jackofhearts29	Aug 14th, 2008 03:28:48 PM
I guess that would have been a fivesome...
"...that would have been a fivesome" by Big Jim	Aug 14th, 2008 03:34:53 PM
How many people need to be involved before you can officially call it an orgy?
What a whore! by alienindisguise	Aug 14th, 2008 03:38:55 PM
I'd tag those tits but that's about it.
Some Advice... by SlackAttack	Aug 14th, 2008 03:42:53 PM
Careful there Harry... chances are you as the lone fella in this "drie ecke" will have blown your load watching.... and then the ladies will go on to marathon lovin.... just proposing some advanced strategy here.....
Texas daydreaming by teethgnasher	Aug 14th, 2008 03:43:00 PM
Hell yeah!
You don't say, Banzai Rootskibango... by Lenny Nero	Aug 14th, 2008 03:46:03 PM
...it's a not a real threesome? I'm so shocked! Humor, my good sir. Humor.
BEST.....TALKBACK.....EVER.....! !!!! by BetaRayBill07	Aug 14th, 2008 03:55:56 PM
Cotton McKnight, DerLanghaarige, FlickaPoo, Sailor Rip you guys fucking crack me up. And to all you gay talkbackers who think she's unattractive, especially you Cotton......you are why incest is illegal in this country.
Lick my balls Scarlett by kilik777	Aug 14th, 2008 03:59:24 PM
http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
I was in a foursome a few weeks ago! by Big Jim	Aug 14th, 2008 04:05:02 PM
(anyone else here play golf?)
Does everyone ... by DennisMM	Aug 14th, 2008 04:10:45 PM
need a "cute" AICN writer/contributor ID? Cripes, just call her Patricia. "Yoko" is a 20-years-dead joke. (I'd say almost 28, but that would be tasteless.)
Wait, what. by halberd	Aug 14th, 2008 04:44:55 PM
Barnacles. I won't believe till I see it = sex tape.
hey guys by ragingdrunklove	Aug 14th, 2008 04:52:45 PM
so here at the bottom im not sure if we still think this is for real or not, so let me know. somebody told poor harry this isnt a sexual threesome, right? dont feel like reading through for the inevitable head smack.
Ragingdrunklove... by Lenny Nero	Aug 14th, 2008 05:18:06 PM
...Harry knew it was a joke.
She's not ugly ... by DennisMM	Aug 14th, 2008 05:20:11 PM
but Scarlett is one of those women who needs to be photographed carefully. Her outsize lips (fake?) can make her look a bit freakish.
Scarlett Johansson + Natalie Portman. by jae683	Aug 14th, 2008 05:44:27 PM
Now there's a twosome I wouldn't mind seeing.
dumbasses by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 05:48:50 PM
As if Scarlett Johannson is gonna have sex with random strangers to promote her career....she's not Lindsey Lohan!! For dumbasses who cant read, you can certainly write some stupid shit!!
If this is true, I've lost all respect for her as a human being. by StarWarsRedux	Aug 14th, 2008 06:10:07 PM
On the other hand, if this is just a stupid marketing lark, then I've only lost all respect for her as an actress. There's a difference.
Sexy! by ScantyGeoduck	Aug 14th, 2008 06:14:32 PM
But what is the young actress supposed to do with all of Harry's jiggly folds of flesh hanging off his newly svelte body? Shit, what does his wife do? Harry, please don't talk about sex anymore. Please. It's not a topic for you.
I think I speak all of us by kungfuhustler84	Aug 14th, 2008 06:17:25 PM
when I say NOBODY wants Harry to have sex with ANYTHING ever. The fact that this idea was even put into my brain is disgusting. I love you man, but the further you are in my mind from the wonderful world of sex, the better.
By the way by kungfuhustler84	Aug 14th, 2008 06:18:42 PM
fuck you in your fat folds for even posting this not-even-new nonsense story.
What I learned in this Talkback by bottombrick	Aug 14th, 2008 06:22:06 PM
Aids was created by Time Travel.
too true bottombrick by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 06:38:01 PM
I too have learnt that if you have anal sex with yourself regardless of having any std's or aids prior to said anal sex, you will miraculously create aids in yourself...thank you JacksUserID for you informative comment....dumbass!!
StarWarsRedux?? by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 06:42:44 PM
I dont think its disgust KOTC_SKULLFUCK, I dont think he can read and understand what he's reading. Most children cover comprehension in elementary school, obviously StarWarsRedux has yet to take this class, I did it at 5 years old.
The Amazing G speaks the truth by ScantyGeoduck	Aug 14th, 2008 07:08:23 PM
You are 100% right. Could you imagine those milkbags popping out of her shiny body suit? I mean, could you fucking imagine?! It would have been a gift to the world forever.
I think that "What I Have Learned in This Talkback"... by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 07:35:49 PM
...should be a regular feature in all future talkbacks...you know...once things have calmed down a bit. It will be like the end of Doogie Howser...but different.
What I Have Learned in This Talkback... by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 07:38:51 PM
...in this talkback I learned that I shouldn't be so upset all the time because Huffy is a shit brand of Toys'R'Us BMX bike anyway.
What I have learned in this talkback... by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 07:47:23 PM
Scarlett has great boobies, spotty 14 year old virgins get very irate when you promise them the possibility of sex with a movie star and dont deliver...oh and harry still has a weight issue....anything else guys??
Lenny Nero... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 14th, 2008 07:54:20 PM
...a guy can dream can't he?
I'd rather me, Harry, Mori, and Quint..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Aug 14th, 2008 08:02:05 PM
....do a naked conga line dance around the room, drunk off our asses with socks on our dicks and Peter Gabriel blasting in the next room.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD.... by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 08:08:01 PM
...we always knew you've been angling to worm your way into that conga line...
FlickaPoo -- Yeah right. They would embargo the shit outta me. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Aug 14th, 2008 08:11:56 PM

The very shit right out of you...no question. by FlickaPoo	Aug 14th, 2008 08:14:05 PM

I would have called for a nation wide boycott of Indy IV.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Aug 14th, 2008 08:15:45 PM
...if I wrote for this site. And George would have put a fucking hit out on my kids. Can't do it man....can't do that to them.
My friend claims he loves Scarlett.. by worldofwarcraft	Aug 14th, 2008 08:40:20 PM
so what does he do when she's in the lobby of the building he works the desk at? "Scarlett, what's up?". "Nothing, what's up". "What are you doing here?". "going to a party". "Alright". Then the elevator came and she went out of his life forever.
worldof warcraft by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 09:43:15 PM
with your friends conversational skills, it really is a mystery he didn't win her over with his witty repartee
The woman of your dreams is right here... by worldofwarcraft	Aug 14th, 2008 10:04:20 PM
and you don't even TRY to kick it to her? Not even a little bit? C'mon, take your balls out of the glass case you've got em in. And though it may be true about celebs thinking they're above non famous people, it's a natural law that a women are generally wired to respond to dick. This overrides almost any other instinct in many women. I have hot friends with gross men, but the men were undaunted and the women responded to the balls. And as for celeb women, a guy I know made out with Cameron Diaz in a club two weeks ago, and this guy ain't no George Clooney.
Skullfuck, I did read it, that's sorta my point. by StarWarsRedux	Aug 14th, 2008 10:26:13 PM
There's something a little condescending about the whole "taking out the everyman/woman" thing. Selling sexuality is nothing new-- nor is using it as false advertisement. But what is this, exactly? Selling friendship? I don't know why, but reading the fine print actually made it seem even more unsavory for me. Soliciting for sex is trashy, but not too surprising. This, on the other hand, just feels phony. Maybe I'm a tad cynical here, and if so, guilty as charged...
StarWarsRedux by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 10:40:32 PM
"Selling friendship?" I would hardly call being the guest of someone as a 'friendship'.
True, Dioxholster, making out ain't much by worldofwarcraft	Aug 14th, 2008 11:49:35 PM
but I'm just trying to get across that women can be freaks regardless of social status. And a modest image often means nothing; Orthodox Jewish girls GET DOWN! Here's to hoping so does Scarlett.
must resist... by Smithys.Bark	Aug 14th, 2008 11:57:54 PM
PG-13....Woody Allen.....must resist the urge...for joke in bad taste.....argh!
Smithys by StarWarsRedux	Aug 15th, 2008 12:04:53 AM
Like I said, I don't really know what to call it. Feels pretty empty, though, for a "guest" offer to scream "threesome" so loud.
Screw you Harry I call dibs by Raphman	Aug 15th, 2008 12:28:53 AM
Mine!
StarWarsRedux by Smithys.Bark	Aug 15th, 2008 01:09:45 AM
the movie being promoted is about a love triangle...hence the 'threesome' thing.
speaking of Star Wars redux by half vader	Aug 15th, 2008 02:15:31 AM
I went and saw the Clone Wars movie/tv thing yesterday. It's awful, but the thing I kept trying to keep in persective was that the high production quality & theatrical presentation, it's definitely a kiddie tv show (barring a few decapitated heads!). Definitely no better and definitely no worse. You just except the writing to not be clichéd garbage where they spout catchphrasey-tweeny one-liners for no actual reason because the visuals are proficient. The only thing that surprised me was just how much unadulterated and unused Ralph McQuarrie stuff they used. It's like the only thing that made it through the process unscathed! And the less said about the mincing cajun hutt/Oogie Boogie the better.
no, I don't want a threesome with a slimey hag like her by ironic_name	Aug 15th, 2008 02:51:41 AM

well, maybe I would hit it, but I wouldn't admit to it by ironic_name	Aug 15th, 2008 02:52:18 AM

THIS SITE HAS JUMPED THE SHARK by schnide	Aug 15th, 2008 05:11:02 AM

.. by schnide	Aug 15th, 2008 05:14:05 AM
..I've had enough. This website sold out a long time ago, and now exists to allow a disgustingly fat man to boast about how he actually found a woman to marry him while being pimped out to screenings and used by studios. The Clone Wars debacle made me reconsider sticking with a site I've visited for the past five or six years, but this is just too much to swallow. Aint It Sold Out! I'd rather go without the "news" that this site offers.
Another classic creepy Harry line again by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Aug 15th, 2008 06:34:47 AM
Yet many find it funny. Such is the way of the world :(
fucking christ by Zozma	Aug 17th, 2008 02:24:00 AM
you people, man

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