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Gay
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:14:55 PM
Yeeaaa....
by Baron Karza
Aug 11th, 2008
05:16:03 PM
ugh.
Who really gives a shit
by thejwac
Aug 11th, 2008
05:16:16 PM
about this movie?
Does anyone really care?
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:16:40 PM
It's like a review of The Hottie and The Nottie.. looks like garbage, you know it's going to be garbage, so who fuckin' cares if the review is pulled?
Jwac, you read my mind
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:17:07 PM
3rd!
by wcme
Aug 11th, 2008
05:17:15 PM
Well, ya gotta start somewhere. Mine is after "Gay" and "Yeaaaaaa......" but I hope to one day work up to "Fucking Asshat".
thx for the big Fuck You to your own users
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
05:17:38 PM
Seriously, you guys started this site to inform the moviegoer of cool or shitty movies. The attitude in this post is unbelievable.
BTW...
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:18:33 PM
A pulled review, or a review "embargo" or whatever, is basically an admission that the movie sucks. An embargo is a worse sign than any negative review could ever be in the first place.
Ribbitking...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 11th, 2008
05:19:17 PM
... sorry you feel that way, but there's not a single place in that review where I say "fuck you" to the readership. Far from it. At this point, some of you are so worked up that nothing will satisfy you, but that's not something we can control, is it?
Well fuck warner bros.
by TheFunkyEnigma
Aug 11th, 2008
05:19:26 PM
And fuck the clone wars too.
Lucas is in full on retard mode..
by Baron Karza
Aug 11th, 2008
05:19:38 PM
I am going back to read the Tim Zahn books.
My seven year old said
by flavius
Aug 11th, 2008
05:20:47 PM
"It looks really cheap."
Embargo = "We know this movie is terrible."
by Flim Springfield
Aug 11th, 2008
05:21:00 PM
Not Surpised!
by Chanoc
Aug 11th, 2008
05:21:01 PM
I read both reviews before they got cut and I´m really not surprised how Star Wars came to be a little piece of sh!$. Yesterday I saw for the first time since 1999 The Phantom Menace, and boy I can not understand why I liked it (not loved it) back then. It´s just completely garbage. For me Star Wars is only parts IV-VI, the Timothy Zahn novels and a few Dark Horse comics. That´s all!
Don't Fret, Warner Bros., I wasn't going anyway
by topaz4206
Aug 11th, 2008
05:21:10 PM
I could smell this turd from a mile away, and didn't need this site to confirm it.
AICN should announce "embargoed" movies, as a head's up.
by Flim Springfield
Aug 11th, 2008
05:22:11 PM
Ah Generation Y
by FSJGuy
Aug 11th, 2008
05:22:22 PM
And their "i'm entitled to everything, so give me what i want or i will whine very loudly" attitude rears its ugly head...
BullSpit
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
05:23:54 PM
What a pant load of bollox. You know, this is a cover your ass explanation that stinks to high heaven. WB put an embargo on reviews, but somehow neglected to convey that piece of information to people? Or the people at AICN totally ignored the embargo and then for some reason changed their minds? Either way it stinks to high heaven...I don't buy this lame explanation any more than I believe there are WMDs in Iraq. As Chris Rock says, LIE TO ME...if this were the actual facts of the removal, why not just post it immediately, you KNOW that people are going to wonder why such an anticipated cinematic failure suddenly had it's terrible reviews removed. And the whole 'dimsissal' of the incident in the first line of this post from moriarity...it's called spin folks, classic spin dismissing it like it's not a big deal. And as for WHY anyone gives a shit, it speaks to the integrity of Aint it Cool, the credibiility of Aint it cool, it no longer has any with me, I will no longer trust any of their opinions or their reports because i'll now suspect that all things are just making them tools of some production company they want to stay cool with. This explanation is bollox, the DELAY in the explanation is more bollox, and the piss poor way it was deleted (come on GEEKS program your site so that you can remove a talkback without leaving the remnant that 366 people posted on it, that's just sloppy editing)...is just even more bollox. If it's not a big deal, why the need to explain? Oh right, that's it, because many readers questioned it and obviously questions the integrity of AICN so they had to find a way to cover your asses. Sure, most younger geeks won't give a rats ass either way, but it matters folks, it really does. Jounralistic Integrity, AICN now has as much as Fox News as far as i'm concerned
Not even a FIRST!!!
by Chanoc
Aug 11th, 2008
05:24:01 PM
This movie/article embargo thing is so lame it didin´t even get a FIRST!! post.
My problem with your post....
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
05:24:14 PM
...Is the attitude that you are so 'professional' that the normal AICN user just can't understand why something like this would happen. I would quote your post, but pretty much all of it has pointless superiority all over it. Reviews got posted, Reviews got pulled... the average reader wants to know why = us blowing things out of proportion? Thx dad
Why not make a film about Vader between III & IV
by TheFunkyEnigma
Aug 11th, 2008
05:24:29 PM
or, you know, something else that the fans ACTUALLY want to see? I waited three fucking films for some Vader action, and all I got was a girly cry at the end! I HATE YOU LUCAS! I REALLY DO!!!!!!!!!!!
See how easy that was?
by the_patriot
Aug 11th, 2008
05:26:01 PM
Like I said in the other two talkbacks...a statement like this is all you had to put up in the first damned place, guys. Being proactive helps diffuse accusations of having your strings pulled by studios - and giving everyone cannon fodder to sling at you. Being reactive (as is now the situation) has only made the haphazard bassackwardness of how you handled the situation a model for ineptness across many a movie blog. Seriously.
Ribbitking, you aren't psychic?
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:26:23 PM
Like the rest of us who knew exactly what was going on? lol noob
I love SW, prequels and all, but wasn't seeing this anyway
by Atticus Finch
Aug 11th, 2008
05:27:11 PM
Star Wars is and always will be the king of the mountain as far as epic movie sagas go, even with the flawed prequels (the PT does still have the SW spirit, especially RotS -- Industrykiller! can go fuck himself in his pompous ass if he doesn't think so). But to me, this doesn't even feel like SW, without the 20th century Fox, opening scroll, or any of it. I'll check it out on DVD, though.
embarGAY!
by Loosejerk
Aug 11th, 2008
05:27:28 PM
although I'd like it if this was a good Star Wars tale, I don't give a shit. I'm taking my kids and I bet they'll like it fine.
you fuckers really believe this is some sort of conspiracy??
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 11th, 2008
05:28:00 PM
In the words of Everett C. McGill "You all are dumber than a bag 'a hammers".
The Force Unleashed (game) is between III & IV
by Baron Karza
Aug 11th, 2008
05:28:06 PM
Thats what its come to.
some quotes ...
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
05:29:10 PM
"Welcome to the world of playing by the rules." "If you’re one of those reactionary talkbackers screaming about the situation, allow me to extend a personal invitation to you to calm the fuck down." "...that any of us who do this professionally have to deal with" "if you repost Harry’s review in the talkbacks, you will be banned. No warning. No appeal."
Anyways, it looks like it'll suck...
by The Dum Guy
Aug 11th, 2008
05:29:14 PM
I hope Dark Knight stays at the top of the box office until October.
3rd was 6th, but thats because of a glitch in the Delorian's Flu
by wcme
Aug 11th, 2008
05:29:18 PM
Well, "frankly, Lucas’s little cartoon movie isn’t worth all this sound and fury." about says it all. After the Cataclysm that is "Episode(s) 1-3" and the Circle Jerking "Nuke The Fridge" of 2008, you too must really wonder what happened to the rather interesting film student who made "TXH 1138" and "Star Wars" (NOT the special edition.) It begins slowly ...Oh, a removal of eyebrows here, someone else shoots first there, and before you know it, You are spending all your time thinking up JAR JAR BINKS jokes and cracking yourself up at 2:30 in the morning. "Me Sir?" No sir, no more "Clone" anything for me sir. Thanks. I'll be over here with my crummy MEGO Star Wars reliving the good old days....When Jabba wouldnt leave his tail around for just any old person to go walking on....hell, when Jabba was a tailless man. Crazyness!
Brooks
by Quint
Aug 11th, 2008
05:29:20 PM
I don't think you quite understand. It's a shitty situation, but when you break embargoes it isn't about not getting freebies, it's about not getting access to early screenings, meaning you won't get reviews from any of us before the movies come out. There is no censorship here. The review will be reposted in its entirety Friday morning. I'm writing my review up as well. Sometimes we can skirt embargoes, sometimes not. Look at every other website you visit, every print reviewer you read. They're under the same restrictions. I personally think WB knows they have a crappy movie and are enforcing embargoes they've never forced before, but I don't know what's going on behind the scenes at the studio. Who knows?
Let it die
by Magma Suit
Aug 11th, 2008
05:30:03 PM
This fiasco is a surefire sign that Star Wars needs to die a dignified death. ROTS was a fine way to go out, ending with baby Luke and the sunrise and all, that was beautiful. Warts and all, I was satisfied. But now Lucas with his TV shows and this POS movie is doing nothing but drive the universally accepted best genre franchise of all time into the ground, all while tainting the great memories we all have of the films (and I mean both trilogies, thank you very much). Clone Wars is the equivalent of Terminator Salvation as far as I'm concerned. I'm surprised Common wasn't cast in it.
I like many of the novels
by macheesmo3
Aug 11th, 2008
05:30:22 PM
Not just the Zahn ones ( though they are good ) Just read Labrynth of Evil by James Luceno and it would have made a Great episdoe 2 !
Lucas has gone FULL RETARD on AICN
by fiester
Aug 11th, 2008
05:30:50 PM
Search your feelings...you know this to be true.
What was the point of you seeing it, then?
by Chief Joseph
Aug 11th, 2008
05:31:05 PM
This makes no sense. Why did they invite you guys, knowing that you are reviewers, to this screening if it isn't supposed to be reviewed.
Exactly what was the purpose of this screening, then?
Bannings, anger, fear…re-posted and updated.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 11th, 2008
05:31:17 PM
Bannings, anger, fear, aggression, and hatred.

This is a dark time for AICN. I almost re-posted Harry’s Clone Wars review because someone asked to see it. It’s weird that I even saved it, really weird.

So I’m glad I didn’t re-post it, I don’t ever want to be banned, I like AICN, I’ve read it since…I don’t know, ’97 or ’98 even though I only started posting last year.

The anger displayed here is quite surprising. The whole Uncapie thing (this refers to something in the Tropic Thunder/Retard talkback). Yeah, that was one mean post, but so many others insult the writers of this site all the time and in a far worse manner. I’m not defending Uncapie, but so many others write things just as bad and demeaning. Seriously, some people just use the talkbacks to insult the writers.

As a writer, I have written and posted things that I regretted later. So we should realize that some people write off the cuff and this forum is practically designed for such knee-jerk writing. I know, because I’m just as guilty as most of you. In all honesty, I love reading a talkback post that makes me smile or laugh. Though I am sick of so many people insulting the writers, but trolling is what trolls do.

Star Wars brings out the best and worst of us all. We have a passion for it, love it, hate it, sort of like it, ignore it or whatever. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds this geek universe together.

Some of us mature, some of us don’t. Some of the Star Wars films mature with us, some of them don’t. It seems that we spend so much time searching for the next film or series of films that will do to us what the original trilogy did. For many of us this is our quest, whether we’re aware of it or not. It’s sad and tragic, but we also carry that torch to find A NEW HOPE.

Of course there are many talkbackers that are mature. There are many talkbackers that don’t have the same connection to STAR WARS that many of us have or had. There are many talkbackers that understand. There are so many that don’t.

Banning destroys the freedom of this site. It also protects site. Paradoxical. Insulting the writers doesn’t protect the site. Being insulted by the writers doesn’t protect the site. Sometimes the writers themselves write the most disgusting and demeaning descriptions. I can literally go from one post that’s highly intelligent to another post that is pure trash. That’s why I like the site. There’s a range. AICN is a guilty pleasure.

I wish that AICN never had to apologize for anything, that Harry actually had the freedom to write whatever he wants, but that’s not the world we live in. There are consequences. There are laws. There are codes of honor that even a free-minded movie reviewer must succumb to. Even Harry must censor himself. But I respect what Harry wants AICN to be, the vision he has. It’s similar to what I want every STAR WARS film to be; something greater than itself that allows us to become something greater than ourselves.

Update:

I just thought that I’d re-post this since there is now a proper talkback. And if you read this post before then I apologize you have to scroll past it again.

Why is the Force Unleashed not a movie?
by TheFunkyEnigma
Aug 11th, 2008
05:31:20 PM
instead of this piece of horse shit?
So let me get this straight Atticus
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 11th, 2008
05:31:25 PM
The prequel trilogy with their sloppy storytelling, inorganic cartoon world, two dimensional characters, continuity breaking, etc. still FEEEEEELLLLLSSSS like Star Wars but Clone Wars is the devil because of, let me get this straight now, the fucking 20th Century Fox logo??!!! Hahahahaha, it's jackasses like you that make fighting these fights worthwhile.
Exactly - Who Gives a Shit?
by Read and Shut Up
Aug 11th, 2008
05:31:54 PM
George Lucas laughs at every one of the stupid asses who purchase each "special edition" of his bullshit - let alone those who want to watch cartoons of his fucked-up, continual raping of a pretty great 2.5 movies. I read Wyrm's review before it got yanked, and I wanted to say I REALLY appreciate his honesty. Lucas is a liar, a two-bit carpetbagger who counts on the memories of his fan base while he consistently fists them.

The funniest thing? The shitbag acts like Star Wars was some kind of "weight" or imposition to him - a roadblock, that he had to get out of the way so he could make "a small, independent art-house movie." Anyone have ANY idea when we're seeing that? Oh - he probably doesn't have time to make it, as he's stuffing your hard-earned cash into his polyester slacks.

Truth be told, that chinless fuck used up all his goodwill when he added more effects to SW, Empire and Jedi. He shits on his fanbase, who then puts it on a plate, warms it up and eats it - and then PAY him for it. Anyone who gives this asshole more money ought to be downright ashamed.

Huge SW fan here, but i will skip this shit
by ls420
Aug 11th, 2008
05:32:22 PM
I dont care for the animation, if you are gonna use cgi, why not make it a bit more dynamic? Uncle George is off his rocker...I have no hope for the live action series
Yawn
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
05:32:38 PM
So the excuse is that Warners in some way wasn't CLEAR about their embargo until after the poor reviews were already published. And to the person who thinks those who are a bit perturbed are screaming conspiracy, it's not about conspiracy, it's about integrity. I find it hard to believe that warner was so unclear about when reviews should be published or that the writers for AICN are that dim that they wouldn't have understood the word embargo and what it meant. So either the embargo was established after the reviews were published or the people who published the reviews are too slow to understand forrest gump...take your pick
What was the point of the screening?
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:32:48 PM
Why not wait til it comes out, if you can't write about it til it comes out?
Zom-Bot, YES, they did the exact same thing with The Dark Knight
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 11th, 2008
05:33:04 PM
Some reviewers were forced to sit on their dark knight reviews for weeks before posting them. Tons of websites wrote stories about how badly they wanted to review the film but weren't allowed. Look it up.
"eactionary" defined
by PotSmokinAlien
Aug 11th, 2008
05:33:20 PM
Reactionary means "To revert to outmoded ways of thinking", not "To overreact" or "Easily prompted into reacting."

And Mori, it's been real obvious for years that AICN has business connections to certain producers or properties. You can't really blame people for jumping to that conclusion in this case, even if your above post is the truth.

Nuked the review
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:33:39 PM
Heh
by PotSmokinAlien
Aug 11th, 2008
05:33:47 PM
I meant Reactionary.
Flames on the review
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:34:05 PM
Nipples on the review
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:34:18 PM
Organic review shooters
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:34:31 PM
I think that about covers it
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:34:44 PM
Am I right?
Coming this Friday...
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:35:29 PM
Michael Bay Presents: Harry's Star Wars Review: Special Edition, with extra explosions, guitar solos, hot chicks, and rappers
The drama here at AICN...
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 11th, 2008
05:35:44 PM
...is likely far more entertaining than this movie will be.
ya forgot save the review with a giant rubbery snake
by TheFunkyEnigma
Aug 11th, 2008
05:35:53 PM
So, Quint, I take it you didn't like it?
by The Dum Guy
Aug 11th, 2008
05:36:03 PM
Indiana Jones and the Clone Wars Review of Doom!
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:36:07 PM
What's the big deal?!
by Crackles
Aug 11th, 2008
05:36:19 PM
Read the fucking review on Friday and quit thinking that you know what's going on behind the scenes at AICN!! What a bunch of babies!!
Thanks FunkyEnigma
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:37:14 PM
I knew I was forgetting something
The review had a beer and cheated on its wife...
by The Dum Guy
Aug 11th, 2008
05:37:26 PM
Jounralistic Integrity?
by p0llk4t
Aug 11th, 2008
05:37:36 PM
What site have you been reading? I don't consider AICN contributors to be journalists, and that's not a knock on them or this site. They are more like bloggers than anything else.

People give these guys shit all the time for letting politics/friendships/money affect the reviews. Well if you consider these people real journalists, you might have a point. These people are just film-geek bloggers who share an opinion about the movies they see. Don't try to make it something it's not.
Rob Zombie's Clone Wars Review
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:38:48 PM
Shows the dysfunctional childhood of the adolescent review, and how it turned it into a psychopathic monster.
Christopher Nolan Presents: The Dark Review
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:40:30 PM
A much edgier, solemn review for a new generation. Not your father's Clone Wars review!
Richard Brooks, sounds good
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:41:17 PM
I'll be all over that shit
What purpose does it serve to comply with Warner ?
by G100
Aug 11th, 2008
05:41:50 PM
Genuinely curious as there are many, many websites (some fairly high profile) posting reviews and ignoring this bit of High Handed Studio Petulance.

So what do AICN know that they don't ?

And will the Warners wrath be anyway ? Financial Lawyer based or simply access to Movies and info ?

so can you please explain
by Cedar_Room
Aug 11th, 2008
05:42:03 PM
what exactly would the consequences be of ignoring the embargo? Because I think for us TBers thats the real rub of things here. Its obvious that other sites and magazines have ignored this embargo and decided to go ahead and publish what their reviewers thought (admittedly from what I've read none were quite as scathing as Harry and Massawrym's). But we've already read that no-one signed an agreement before the screening, and from what has been posted on others TBs already, it seems unlikely that without that WB or Lucasfilm could impose any legal sanctions on you guys. So then what could they do if you flouted this embargo as so many others have done? Because the suspicion is that the threat was not legal action, but that you guys would be thrown off the gravy train. That WB and/or Lucas would stop sending you goodies. Stop inviting you to set visits, to advanced screenings. The question is therefore - is that worth it for the loss of credibility you are suffering? You know the reason I have been coming to AICN for years is that I always thought that this was a site for film geeks run by film geeks. The idea I had of AICN - whether it be entirely spurious or not - was that if a studio told them about some bullshit embargo such as this they would say FUCK THE EMBARGO THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW. The Star Wars geeks need to know that this cartoon is shit and they really shouldn't waste their money going to see it when it opens. I for one have certainly trusted you guys in the past to steer me through the studio press releases and the paid-for hack reviewers to tell me whats really going on with a film. And on several occassions I have not gone to see a film thats been hyped to fuck because you guys panned it. And also been to see films I wouldn't normally have because you've raved about these films. Thats why I'm interested in what you think, because in the past I have trusted it. The question is now - do you just not give a shit anymore about telling the truth? do you prefer to live inside the studios pockets or is the shit they are threatening you with so damn apocalyptic that posting those reviews just ain't worth it? In all seriousness - the entire credibility of AICN hangs on this very question.
Didn't this site start out with *unofficial* news?
by Dreamwriter
Aug 11th, 2008
05:42:10 PM
As in, in the early days it would all be stuff someone managed to sneak into. In those days an embargo here would mean nothing. And your following the embargo this time makes little sense to me: you do it so you can continue to get us early reviews. But wait, if every movie screening from now on is embargoed, we don't get any more early reviews!
Warner Bros. is full of shit
by Heckles
Aug 11th, 2008
05:42:10 PM
They know Clone Wars is a dog and are holding all reviews. There is not a studio that would try and stifle good internet buzz. Especially with a product like Star Wars. They know nerd buzz spreads like herpes on Paris Hilton's steamy beef curtains. The movie sucks and they want you to buy a case of dumb ass action figures and make a Jabba The Hutt Jr. 2009 Comic-Con costume before you figure it out.
george lucas did something a little rude to my childhood...
by billyhitchcock
Aug 11th, 2008
05:42:13 PM
...it's almost impossible to watch the originals (not the SE's) now without feeling abused. damn the beard and his megalomania.
JJ Abrams, Producer of "Review"
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:42:50 PM
The review that will consist only of questions, and confuse the fuck out of you. Also, maybe a few scenes of a blurry monster.
I love the freedom of speech argument
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
05:43:38 PM
When it' used against anyone but a governmental agency, and hence really has no bearing what so ever...i'm not disputing the right of warners to have the embargo, it's their right as much as the putzes who made MGS4 put an embargo on reviews cause they didn't want people to know about 45 minute cut scenes (or whatever, i don't care about MGS at all, but that's what happened recently)...what i find curios is that either the embargo was relayed poorly or the people at AICN misinterpreted it or the excuse is a load of horse pucky...i don't BUY the explanation given, it just doesn't ring as truth any more than Bill O'reilly does
Empire
by Papa Lazaru
Aug 11th, 2008
05:43:49 PM
I wonder why Empire have been permitted to review it so early and yet Warners are having a fit over some fanboy opinions . I bought empire well over a week ago and there was the review . Load and proud and the verdict . Average at best .
I don't care about review embargoes
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
05:43:51 PM
but its time that the fandom flexes its muscle and lets Luca$ know that we're not going to support shitty product anymore. Please refrain from paying money to see this, and let Luca$ feel the fanboy wrath where it hurts; his wallet.
waaaa! let me throw my toys outta my pram
by Mr_X
Aug 11th, 2008
05:43:53 PM

who give a fuck honestly? talkerbackers baying for the blood of reviewers. christ almighty, they've explained their stancel. no reviews allowed until the date due. no ifs no buts. why so fucking serious? ethy're not going to bite the hand that feeds them. it makes not a lot of business sense to to do that. and why the fuck are you getting your panties in a thwist over a fuckign review? go on the web and check out the other reviews if you really really need to know.

talkbackers of late have become arsy about everything and anything of late, its like constant fucking pms'ing on this site wtf? who give a shit. chill out bro's!
Yeah
by Cobbio
Aug 11th, 2008
05:44:11 PM
I don't care one way or the other. About the posting and pulling of AICN reviews, or the film. Genndy Tartakovsky already gave us the ENTIRE Clone Wars story, from soup to nuts, thus this new piece of shit is nothing but revisionist Star Wars history as well as a kiddie money grab.

Creepy, isn't it? Lucas is like a Twilight Zone apparition who hovers with his angelic bearded smile, while his demonic money-making rage enslaves the minds of everyone.

Not me, George. Go fuck yourself.

TO ALL THE FUCKING AICN LIFERS
by SuperBurgerBat
Aug 11th, 2008
05:44:50 PM
CHILL the FUCK OUT. Really. I'm rarely compelled to sign in and post here, but I've been an avid reader for over a decade. And the kind of heat that AICN is getting is ridiculous. You've been allowed to shit and piss all over this site for years, and finally it has devolved into fucking MADNESS. I understand the anger of the Banned, but come on. This is crazy. So AICN deleted your User IDs. You motherfuckers deserved it. Get over it. Just because you're a loser that posts on AICN every fucking day for 8 years doesn't mean that you have any say in any matters on this site. No one on this staff has to explain to you FUCKS why you can't post your vitriol here, like many people in the Tropic Thunder say that they're "owed". You'd think AICN was stealing people's property with all the "we deserve an explanation" and "SERIOUSLY WTF HARRY". Just because you've spent a large portion of your life on AICN trying to create a mini-celebrity pseudonym doesn't mean that it can't be taken RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY from your ungrateful asses. Honestly, I do prefer the older days of this site, mostly before the douchery of ChocolateReign and his ilk overran the talkbacks and started acting like it's their fucking living room and generally adding very little to ANY discussion. This place needs a serious culling, in this faithful reader's eyes, to get back to the times before cynical FUCKS made their nest here.
PotSmoking...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 11th, 2008
05:45:22 PM
... no, we don't. I don't have any "business connections to certain producers or properties," and frankly, I resent the accusation.

Every reviewer has biases. Things they like more than other things. EVERY. SINGLE. REVIEWER. EVERYWHERE. EVER. But that's not the same as having a business arrangement with someone. If what you mean is "Some of your biases are blatantly obvious," I'll happily agree. Otherwise, you're wrong.

To G100...
by the_patriot
Aug 11th, 2008
05:45:35 PM
Part of the reason that Hollywood Reporter and Empire can get away with it is that they're frakkin huge media outlets. Sure, Warner can try to impose their embargo on this - and both of them can react by not publicizing any Warner movies of any kind. That would be disastrous, espeically around awards time. Enforcing against other media giants like that only pisses off industry insiders and important people - while enforcing it on AICN only pisses off a few thousand fans/geeks. I know this because yes, I got banned by a local press agency at one point when I was still a reviewer. Fun times. ;-)
Dreamwriter
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
05:46:01 PM
Those days are long gone. AICN hasn't done stuff like that since the studios began catering to them around 2000 or so.
George Lucas Presents, Review 20th Anniversary
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:46:13 PM
All negative have been replaced with walkie talkies.
Just as I suspected for years..
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
05:46:13 PM
I'll make this brief. I've relied on AICN for over 10 years. I remember some incredible news that Harry delivered.. I never once had any reason to question his or any of the writers integrity. Slowly, things changed. Godzilla was a big turning point for me. That review.. I'm a 40 year old 20 year veteran, I am completely aware of varying tastes, but I had up until that point, shared very similar opinions to Harry on film and TV. I just couldn't figure out how he could love Godzilla..

Then came the advertisements for the very films they were reviewing. Very hard to objectively opine on a film when said films studio is paying you to advertise on your web site. Conflict of interest?

Then came the party invites, set invites, guest spots in movies. I don't see Ebert doing this, or any other famous critic. As a journalist (and this is what you are) you have certain ethical standards to follow. Conflicts of interest should be made publicly aware. You have a duty to be honest and forthright to the public which you serve.

I do still continue to visit this site, I love it. I don't put much weight in everything I read, but still can find some enjoyment in what I'm reading. I'm just more selective about the type of information I visit this site for; if I want Watchmen updates I come here, that's an example. But, if I want a movie review, I don't.

I just hope that Harry and those under his employ will someday go back to the roots of the site. Gritty news with an edge on Hollywood that you couldn't get anywhere else. There was style and substance then and less toilet humor. The site definitely has devolved in recent years.
George Lucas Presents, Review 20th Anniversary
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:46:19 PM
All negative comments have been replaced with walkie talkies.
Yeah, cuz we needed reviews to know this movie blows
by pleasebanme
Aug 11th, 2008
05:47:17 PM
Oh, and no other movie sites are repealing THEIR reviews, you fucking pussies.
Cobbio - Right the Fuck On
by Read and Shut Up
Aug 11th, 2008
05:47:42 PM
'nuff said.
SuperBurgerBat
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
05:48:28 PM
I am all in favor of a Talkback user culling. SuperBurgerBat for moderator.
Basic Instinct 2 is actually a pretty effective thriller.
by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY
Aug 11th, 2008
05:49:40 PM
Bruce Willis in Review Hard 4
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:49:41 PM
One scathing motherfu(gunshot) review!
Aint it cool has a broader audience reach
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
05:50:38 PM
than any publication that requires a subscription, especially on like hollywood reporter, AICN is available to anyone who wants it, freely, just own a computer...which i'm assuming most of you own (Sure some of you are shut ins in the library, but you have rights too)...to imply that aint it cool must be beholden to warner brothers WHO HAS BEEN FUCKING UP GEEK PROPERTIES FOR DECADES is ridiculous...as they have more power to influence who goes to see WB movies than WB has influence to do anything really DOes warners still own part of the cw? If so they should stick to trying to convince people that gossip girls ratings don't suck like monica lewinsky
Sam Jackson, star of Reviews on a Plane
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:51:09 PM
"I have had it with these motherfuckin' reviews on this motherfuckin' website!"
OMG! That review was totally pulled!
by ebonic_plague
Aug 11th, 2008
05:51:14 PM
What kind of fucking TMZ reject bottom feeder gets worked up enough about the removal of a CGI cartoon review to actually whine about it like it's an assault on their civil liberties? I know it's said all the time, but any such people are fucking losers... they don't care at all about movies, just being somehow "involved" in the insider/hypemachine/circlejerk that swirls around the production of these movies like bits of turd flotsam that seem to survive every attempt at being flushed. Give Mori a fucking break and go join the rest of your untouchable caste over at Chud where this kind of douchebaggery is accepted.
Ban your writers, not your users...
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
05:52:50 PM
So the writers and editors have less responsibility than the users of the site? They were allowed to post their reviews (have them pulled down later). Yet, you threaten your users with immediate banning with no appeal if they post the same damn review. This is cold and fucking sort've insane.
dudemandude
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
05:52:58 PM
I don't think any intelligent people would find argument with your post. Keep in mind that 10 years ago, Harry and these guys were doing this stuff on their free time; now, its likely the primary source of income for at least a couple of them. AICN had to lose its "renegade" status in order to make that happen. I can't begrudge them that; they get to do what they love and get paid for it.
What was that stupid line in FF7:AC?
by PirateEmery
Aug 11th, 2008
05:53:05 PM
Dilly dally, shilly shally?

Who the fuck cares about the reviews? What I come for on this site is the "AICN crew" and their opinion on movies. If it is a movie that I am anxiously excited for, I may want that review about now. For a movie like Clone Wars, I really don't care. I'll read the review when it comes out, but it is not integral to my life at the moment. You guys can post the reviews whenever you want, we don't need them at this instant.

Clarification
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 11th, 2008
05:53:06 PM
No matter what review I have read or not read, no matter the general consensus, no matter how flattering, no matter how inflammatory, no matter what AICN says, no matter what WB or Lucasfilm says... I am going to see Clone Wars in a theater.

It's a TV show debuting on the big screen with lots more crazy action than any TV show in history. As a fan of action, this looks to have more battles and chases than anything else ever done in the visual medium. This will be groundbreaking, but I realize that groundbreaking doesn't build a foundation. It's an experiment.

So I will gladly hand over $4.50 to see this in a theater for a simple 100 minutes of entertainment. Lucas has a knack for doing things that many people dislike, he's like a punk rocker, but like any punk rocker, no matter what ideology is there, they must make product.

Product.

And there will be 100 episodes of this. Despite partnering with studios, Lucas does things differently and independently but uses the current studio structure to his own ends. Lucas has freedom. And many people are jealous of that power. I wish more people had that power.

Will I watch all 100 episodes? I don't know, that's a lot of STAR WARS, even for a lifelong fan, but If I like the CLONE WARS in the theater then I'll tune in until they turn me off.

Dumb.
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 11th, 2008
05:53:46 PM
It was stupid to release the review in the first place, IF that's what really happened. Why on earth would you do that? Seriously?! One almost wants to believe that it was a conspiracy because the real story is so stupid. What, you didn't think they would notice that you broke the terms of seeing the movie early? If it was a big "fuck you" to the industry, fine. But you pulled it as soon as you were notified. Duh.
You poor lost souls
by BillyPilgrim
Aug 11th, 2008
05:54:02 PM
Wait till Friday when you can feverishly hit the refresh button and maybe be first. Get a grip.
SuperBurgerBat ROFL
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
05:54:04 PM
I'd like to add that really in the end SuperBurgerBat said it best.
AICN is the girl in the relationship?
by ebonic_plague
Aug 11th, 2008
05:54:35 PM
Must be one of those Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco type relationships.
So break the embargo
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 11th, 2008
05:55:40 PM
Fuck it, why comply? It's not a legal issue is it? You just will offend the stuio. So offend them. Lose your early invite status to screenings and stuff. The site will still get early reviews from those that do go and write reviews for this site under pseudonyms. That way, AICN can still remain a cool underground site that speaks the truth and not just like any other movie site or publication that must follow the studios' rules.

If this embargo shit is for real, then there is a need for a site that will spill the truth about movies when no one else will. If AICN doesn't fill that role then perhaps another site will.

Oh, and I remember when Moriarty was cool
by pleasebanme
Aug 11th, 2008
05:56:22 PM
Those were the days. I used to respect his taste in movies. Then came the X-Men 3 review. That...changed things. And now we have the petulant child Moriarty that seems to lack any humility or sense of humor at his own expense whatsoever. Seriously, dude, I know that 80% of the talkbackers on this site are ignorant vile scumbags that spew very hurtful things at you guys, but you can at least have the decency to either ignore these assholes or at least refuse to show them how much they aggravate you. Your responses make you come off as an egocentric wretch with a serious chip on your shoulder.
Journalists? No!
by p0llk4t
Aug 11th, 2008
05:57:01 PM
The AICN crew are not journalists! Nor have I ever heard them refer to themselves as such. That is a lable that some of you have put on them.

In my opinion they are more like lazy bloggers :p
Yeah Richard, I think we've exhausted this one
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:58:11 PM
Speaking of AICN and Star Wars
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
05:58:12 PM
Remember when AICN posted the first .wav of Jar Jar speaking from TPM and the internet almost blew up? Now THAT was the kind of thing that defined "ain't it cool?"
Fun while it lasted!
by Ebolarama
Aug 11th, 2008
05:58:24 PM
but its too late, we all know it sucks now
by BurgerKing
Aug 11th, 2008
05:58:36 PM
what have they got to lose??
we all know if the reviews were good, they'd still be here
by Tallguyme
Aug 11th, 2008
05:58:45 PM
just sayin'
There are different degrees of bloggers
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
05:59:13 PM
and many are considered jounralists and employed by 'respectable' news organizations like ESPN or Yahoo (ok semi respectable) AND they are hated by marc cuban...the world's evolving folks, there are bloggers who are journalists and whether they like it or not AICN writers are more than just the 'individual' bloggers whose blog is read by his father and his kids...and as such they have a responsibility to the people who come to their site and click on the ads and as such keep them employed
and isnt this like taking away your freedoms?
by BurgerKing
Aug 11th, 2008
05:59:19 PM
see a movie, no motherfucker your NOT allowed to put your opinion of it online! YOU FUCK
FUCK EMBARGOED REVIEWS!
by FuckMichaelBay
Aug 11th, 2008
06:00:55 PM
FUCK EMBARGOED REVIEWS!
by FuckMichaelBay
Aug 11th, 2008
06:01:07 PM
for some real Vader actions
by Gorgomel
Aug 11th, 2008
06:01:23 PM
we will have to wait for Star Wars : the Force Unleashed
FUCK EMBARGOED REVIEWS!
by FuckMichaelBay
Aug 11th, 2008
06:01:31 PM
We were bound to find out it was shit sooner or later.
WWJHD?
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
06:01:53 PM
What would Joe Hallenbeck do? I remember.
I'm not paying to see any more SW stuff - especially
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
06:01:55 PM
when it looks that bad.

But I'd buy me some overtime to follow this TB all day if I could! Funny stuff.

I worry about some of my fellow AICN readers sometimes...
by Riley Martin
Aug 11th, 2008
06:02:16 PM
I wonder how people who love the same movies as I do can at the same time be so goddamned clueless about how the world works. I tell ya...some people just turn into little anonymous desktop anarchists whenever it comes to the internet. Someone who probably hasn't got the guts to stand up at a town hall meeting to speak his mind, will go home, hop into an internet forum and, cyber-ly speaking, stamp their little feet and curse and throw molotov cocktails. Just treat this place as if you were going to someone's house with a bunch of other people to talk about some cool movies. If you start saying inflammatory things, pissing on the floor instead of the toilet, just generally being a douche, your hosts have every right to throw you the fuck out. You'd do the same if it was your own house. Just calm down, enjoy the company and thank the hosts that you've got some place to go to discuss all this stuff.
Joe Hallenbeck
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:02:56 PM
Wouldn't he just shoot everyone and then do a jig?
what is the point
by SwedishChef
Aug 11th, 2008
06:03:34 PM
of screening a movie only to tell said reviewers not to review said movie? Obviously the movie stinks to high heaven. My feelings serve me well.
Yeah, what riley said
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:03:58 PM
Pretend it's your aunts living room (and no one here is going to get that)
Clone Wars 2 - Revenge of the Banned
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
06:04:45 PM
Pondscum, ChocolateReign and other banned regulars assemble into one GIANT FUCKING ROBOT.
This used to be a site Hollywood feared....
by Jobacca
Aug 11th, 2008
06:04:59 PM
Seriously...script leaks,behind the scenes photos,reviews of bootleg editing bay copies of the prequels. What happened? This site lost its balls a long time ago. As Dudeman mentioned,its a great place to come to see updates and freebies that the studio has sent you(i.e. Watchmen exclusives) but this site is dead as far as objective reviews and attacks on the industry goes. Any movie,no matter how shitty,can be justified and given a decent review if the price is right. And for what its worth,Harrys review is already all over the goddamn net. I will be curious to hear what he has to say on the 15th though.....
Moriarty...
by mefrog
Aug 11th, 2008
06:05:58 PM
I'm down for bannings for people that make thoughtless threats, or talk about rape, or blatantly spam (I read my first ScriptGirl TB and never saw so many pathetic people all in one place) but seriously, it seems that more and more (in the past few weeks) bannings have become WILDLY frequent.

Is there any way that we can get a TOS? Something that just... lays down boundaries. I mean, AICN has very few limits and I love it and that's one of the reasons I have been coming here for years but I think there'd be a lot less hate talk and pointless angry posts if people knew why they were getting banned. So... yeah... why no Terms of Service?
the Dark Knight
by SwedishChef
Aug 11th, 2008
06:06:16 PM
screened a couple of weeks before release. Reviews were allowed to be written and posted well in advance of the release date. WB knew they had a winner on their hands. The redundant clone wars on the other hand....not so much.
The best thing to come out of Star Wars in 20 years
by Garbageman33
Aug 11th, 2008
06:07:53 PM
Is the Star Wars kid. Did Lucas get him pulled too?
Thank You the_patriot
by G100
Aug 11th, 2008
06:08:02 PM
Makes sense.

But it simply underlines that AICN are currently uncomforably straddling the line between Big enough to ignore Warner and small enough to fall through the Gaps and still ignore them.

I had thought AICN had a fair bit of influence (not megacorporation influence obviously but enough to be a good barometer and still have a little clout) but yeah it certainly underlines how business driven some of this shit is and AICN are in a bit of a no win situation here because they are complying with the studios wishes.

Even if they hadn't posted until the embargo date the talkbacks would be screaming almost as much about the "silence" and accusing everyone of being in Lucas's pocket.

On the plus side this sort of Warner Douchebaggery wil be remembered as will the fact that Lucas seems fine with it so it will tarnish him almost as much as this crappy little animation has.

Joe Hallenbeck
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
06:08:05 PM
was the alias of a former contributor to AICN, who provided lots of scoops in a very readable, entertaining fashion. Ultimately, he experienced some "Imperial entanglements", and was effectively erased from the site. Was a pretty disappointing black mark for AICN, IIRC.
Clone Wars will own your ass!
by Magma Suit
Aug 11th, 2008
06:09:19 PM
No. No it won't.
Journalist vs Bloggers
by p0llk4t
Aug 11th, 2008
06:09:44 PM
I realize there are bloggers who are journalists, but I think many people think the reverse is automatically true.

I don't consider someone who writes their opinion about a movie they saw, and sometimes goes into a lot of detail about what was going on in his/her life at the time, to be a journalist. Describing how a film reminded you of sloppy cunnulingus does not make me think of journalism. I have never considered AICN to be a bastion of journalistic ethics and integrity. Nor have they promoted themselves as such. Thus I'm not besides myself with rage when I think a review might be biased or when a review of something Lucas shat out gets pulled to apease the Hollywood gods.
Mori I have a question
by Sparhawk38
Aug 11th, 2008
06:10:10 PM
If a reviewer for the site saw it at a screening he wasn't specifically invited to....could he or she post a review that did not break the embargo or would that inflame WB and still cause you guys trouble...just curious.
why...
by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 11th, 2008
06:11:05 PM
... does this movie look like a pre-vis animation?
so many 12 year olds with access to the internet
by m00kiedood
Aug 11th, 2008
06:13:23 PM
AICN is a business, with a purpose to earn money, by running reviews and news that appeals to a specific audience.

The site exists to give reviews, whether you agree with them or not, and even allows a forum for everyone to jerk themeselves into a froth over flames on Optimus Prime.

The site does not exist to give the finger to the industry, or to perfectly reflect your own specific bloody opinion. How long would this site be in business if it existed outside the industry? How many versions of the website do you think they'd need to run so that everyone could read exactly their own opinion echo'd back to them?

Just how long you think it would be a active if they thumbed their noses at things like embargoes, or if they stormed around screaming like all the 12 year olds in this talkback demanding that they fuck the embargo... or simpering that they remember back when so and so was cool, before some review got posted that they disagreed with.

Man, this site exists and makes money because it manages to work inside the industry to the extent it needs to, in order to sneak news and give reviews on topics that appeal to the people who read it.. so that they can make money selling ads.

It's not brain surgery, people. Good god, you're fortunate they don't just pull the plugs on the talk backs altogether. I can't imagine putting up with this grief and you assholes on a daily basis.

Re: Cap'n Jack
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
06:13:28 PM
"fact is you guys aren't a legitimate news source..." I've seen AICN reviewer quotes listed in movie print ads. If that's not a sign that the studios are legitimizing AICN, I don't know what is.
Richard
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:13:30 PM
He's really a muppet?
STOP DEMONIZING THE AICN CRITICS!!!
by goonie
Aug 11th, 2008
06:14:12 PM
Some of you guys are fucking ridiculous. Moriarty offers a solid explanation for this embargo and you guys shit on him. You sound like a bunch of spoiled 10 year-olds. Anyone who knows anything about the film industry would understand that it would really hurt AICN to risk their relationship with Warner Bros over this embargo. As Mori himself said, if he had caught this movie at a normal showing, then the embargo wouldn't count. However, Warner Bros. provided our boys with an early screening of the film, so they have to play by Warner Bros.' rules. Look, we all know that this film is gonna be a huge let-down for old-school Star Wars fans. The studio is clearly freaked out about negative reviews. Give Harry and Mori and Massaworm a break and focus your anger against Warner Bros/Lucasfilm.
P.S. I saw about 10 minutes of this at Comic-Con...
by goonie
Aug 11th, 2008
06:15:29 PM
And it sucked. Children may love it, but I was totally let down.
oh jesus leave them alone.
by frankenfickle
Aug 11th, 2008
06:15:41 PM
they saw the movie, were asked to hold their reviews. they thoughtfully leaked them for you, then removed them when WB called. harry's is online at another site. massa's wasn't that different. just get googling, you whippersnappers, and stow the wah-wah.
makes sense
by gringostar
Aug 11th, 2008
06:15:48 PM
Thanks for the clarification! Sure people will over react to something that they feel is improper, however if a commonsense explanation is produced, cooler heads will prevail. I for one could have cared less about the actual Clone Wars review, however the strange disappearance of the reviews was a bit disconcerting. I would have been very disappointed to learn that an outside influence (Lucasfilm) was editing the free flow of ideas and opinions that take place a public forum. Your explanation is both logical and appreciated. Thanks Mori!!
Baron Karza....
by thethedew
Aug 11th, 2008
06:16:17 PM
...you a Micronauts fan? Toy or Comic?
Keep Star Wars going!!!
by IAmLegolas
Aug 11th, 2008
06:16:43 PM
so that it gets even worse and the rest of you "Star Wars Fans" can join us bitter fucks. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (cough)
Also banning reviews tarnishes the Crap Wars more than the revie
by G100
Aug 11th, 2008
06:17:26 PM
People will be hearing all about how Warner are banning bad reviews from the net, word of mouth and other places.

Most people who regularly go to the Movies aren't going to happily give up their hard earned cash for something that is creating such a stink and is so clearly frightened of all the bad reviews it's getting.

m00kiedood
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
06:18:58 PM
"AICN is a business, with a purpose to earn money, by running reviews and news that appeals to a specific audience. " I think the point some long-time readers are making is that this was not always the case. Again, I don't think anybody is begrudging the crew for "selling out" or whatever you want to call it; we all pretty much sell out at some point in our lives, and its great that they get to make a living doing stuff that they love in a legitimate fashion. This is just a case of some older dudes glowing nostalgic for the past, and remembering how this site came to be what it is.
Oh, and...
by IAmLegolas
Aug 11th, 2008
06:19:59 PM
AICN lost on that game of chicken. Do you really think the WB would have blacklisted you guys forever? Not with the readership you do, or after this, you HAD. Yet another turning point for the decline of AICN as we know it. Like the others, I still come back for the hilarity of the "rabid weasels" of the talkbacks and not so much the reviews.
dudemandude
by SuperBurgerBat
Aug 11th, 2008
06:20:40 PM
I think the adverts were/are a reaction to the massive popularity that AICN achieved in the late 90's-early 00's, and subsequently when Hollywood's marketing depts realized what a valuable resource this site is in reaching their desired demographic. I must agree with the majority of your post, and add that this site has had a status change in today's world of blogging and instant news everywhere, but to me, and for you (I'm sure) AICN has always been the original when it comes to cool movie news. I actually think it's great that the staff is "in the business" and although it may appear to be a conflict of interest sometimes, in the end I have faith that Harry and Mori know what they're doing. A blatant reach-around would blow this site up, as evidenced by the fact that everyone's blood is boiling at an assumed reach-around. So yeah, everyone a collective deep breath, and let the hating on SuperBurgerBat commence. Stengah, I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but I wasn't "waaah waaah"-ing at all. I said what I said with authority and a matter-of-factly tone. You should be culled.
Does anyone see anything inherently wrong..
by malificus
Aug 11th, 2008
06:21:23 PM
..with a site like AICN giving a rats ass what Warner wants? Wasn't this site built on the premise of Harry getting in to advance screenings as an ordinary joe and then going home and posting the straight shit about what he saw. And now companies like Warner realize that you shoot these guys an advance pass or two because being first is EVERYTHING and if they want passes in the future they post when the studio says to post. Now they own your asses because before you'd cut into the opening weekend profit by filling in the most curious ahead of time, now they'll at least squeeze the cash from those not wise enough to see a train wreck coming. Irony.
Cedar Room has it right
by Avenging Disco Godfather
Aug 11th, 2008
06:22:15 PM
It sounds like AICN is more afraid of not getting the freebies from the studios, the inside access, the free screenings. Oh shit, then then might actually have to start posting reviews from anonymous screeners again. Just like they used to do. Oh well.
Everyone and their dog? Why?
by p0llk4t
Aug 11th, 2008
06:23:04 PM
Why anyone would pay to see this is beyond me? Hasn't Lucas given you enough reasons to stop giving him money.

If anything, he owes us about 3 or 4 free, good films to make up for the shitstains he's been leaving for the last decade or so.

How do I know the 3 prequels sucked? I have absolutely no desire to see any of them again. There was not one single moment in those films that moved me.

Now everyone and their dog is going to see this abortion just because it's Star Wars and their geek-card requires it. Fuck anyone who sees this just because! You are a myopian and are just contributing to the river of shit that keeps flowing from "The Beard". Way to make me think the first 3 Star Wars films were complete luck.
Mori -
by Mindworm22
Aug 11th, 2008
06:24:43 PM
Movie reviews are not journalism - be it AICN or Ebert
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
06:25:10 PM
at least, not under my definition of journalism. Educated opinions, at best.

It doesn't mean that they have to behave like spoiled kids and break the embargo. This site is a business. Mori may be living with selling his scripts, or Massawyrm selling pot, but Harry's gotta eat. It may be cynical to say so, but it's Harry's site, if he wants to follow WB oukase it's his right. I strongly support the establishment of TOS as so many fellow TBers previously said. So the ban hammer may be justified. Think about it, Harry.

Lose the 'tude
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 11th, 2008
06:25:15 PM
Otherwise, kudos for actually addressing the issue. By the tone of it, it was hard to swallow your pride and do it, but you did the right thing.
Mori -
by Mindworm22
Aug 11th, 2008
06:25:44 PM
In regards to Pot Smokin's post saying AICN has ties to certain properties and producers, I have to ask -- how do you guys stand behind Harry's shameless shilling for HD-DVD?
btw, what does this mean?
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 11th, 2008
06:26:50 PM
Waht are they seeking to accomplish anyway? Lessening the film's chance of success? I was going to go and now I'm not, and not because of any bad reviews.
Wow - Not I definately won't see the movie
by CrazyGnome
Aug 11th, 2008
06:26:54 PM
I was leaning against it, but the blocking of reviews shows the producers even think it is crap. If you have it, send Harry's review out in emails to spread across the U.S. by Friday. The best way to get better movies is to let the crap ones tank at the box office. You can rent for a $1 at those red boxes outside the supermarkets.
Lorna Dune
by goonie
Aug 11th, 2008
06:27:29 PM
The point is, stop shitting on Harry and Moriarty just because they had to pull a review. I am not trying to be superior to anyone, but I can't stand the people who come here just to diss the guys who work their asses off to maintain this site.
AICN brought this controversy on themselves
by Anakin Whoopass
Aug 11th, 2008
06:27:42 PM
If the reviews had never gone up, they wouldn't have been pulled. Readers would think they hadn't been written yet.
"Review embargo" = "No screenings for critics"
by Stalin vs Predator
Aug 11th, 2008
06:28:22 PM
I.e. "We already know our movie is horrible (But we'll still have a positive quote from some random website for the DVD cover)"
SuperBurgerBat
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
06:30:03 PM
I agree with you. The only real complaint I have is they use too many exclaimation points! ;)
Great Idea
by CrazyGnome
Aug 11th, 2008
06:32:57 PM
Simple. Don't post review, but let us know if there is a review embargo for a film. Saw that above, great idea. Saves us money for gas.
Richard Brooks
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 11th, 2008
06:33:41 PM
I hope you rot in hell
Mori, as far as "control" is concerned...
by digitalcos
Aug 11th, 2008
06:34:24 PM
I'd say a damn better job can be done.

We aren't all AICN insiders. From our point of view, two reviews were posted and taken down. Not updated with an explanation, just "poof" gone.

without an explanation you're going to get speculation because that's all you leave us.

You can't attack TBers for making assumptions and guesses when you haven't provided us with the whole story earlier. Try to see things from our point of view, then tell me you won't have thought something shady was going on.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then we should wait for Mori to tell us to "calm the fuck down" before we assume it's a duck.

Insane
by blueeyeboy77
Aug 11th, 2008
06:35:20 PM
I can't believe the attention this is getting - we all know it's going to be crap so who cares if we get the review now or on friday?
Where I come from
by Sanuro
Aug 11th, 2008
06:36:53 PM
we don't take kindly to childkillers. Screw you, Anny.
Pick a side AICN - are you inside or outside the industry?
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 11th, 2008
06:38:24 PM
Let me break it down again. Here are the options as I see it.

AICN can be in the industry. This means they get invited to early screenings, get interviews, sneak peaks, all that jazz. The cost is that they gotta follow the same rules as everyone else. That means adhering to embargos and whatever other stuff the studios make sites in the industry follow. So there are advantages and disadvantages.

The other option is for AICN to work outside the industry. Post spoilers, undercover scoops, and negative early reviews. You'd piss off all the studios and be blackballed from all the interviews, prescreenings, and other goodies that you enjoy now. You'd still get those early reviews by spies writing in under pseudonyms who did get invited to those pre-screenings. But you can say goodbye to all the great 1 on 1 interviews and other priviliges. So again, advantages and disadvantages.

So did I accurately explain the situation? If so, I personally prefer the latter option. If AICN is going to be a buddy to the film industry then it will get just about the same news that I can read on 99% of all other movie sites. I think AICN and its crew of passionate, hate-filled talkbackers are better suited to be the enemies of the industry that publish the stories they don't want us to because god knows we'll rip them apart.

Even if AICN sticks with the former option, I'll probably still come here. But I will be disappointed. And surely another website will spring up that will fill the niche of the industry killer. I'd definitely visit that site.

This reminds me of the MGS4 review restrictions...
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 11th, 2008
06:38:30 PM
...bear in mind, that I liked MGS4. Just saying it reminds me...
All this star wars worship is ruining my childhood!
by crab_cakes
Aug 11th, 2008
06:39:45 PM
Why couldn't it just have been the original 3 films? It was way cooler fantasizing about the prequels and everything in-between than actually seeing what it turned out to be. Whatever Mr. Lucas, make your lame-ass movies...go ahead, ruin Indiana Jones now please. What's next, American Grafitti???
Mori: Why open the talkback?
by chrth
Aug 11th, 2008
06:42:24 PM
Seriously, you should've just posted this and not turned on comments. That would've shut people up real fast ...

Unless is one of them flypaper strategies to get the discussion all in one place, not in every other talkback. In that case, good move.

Embargoes? Are you fucking kidding me?
by RobertBaron
Aug 11th, 2008
06:43:09 PM
Seriously, AICN shouldn't give a fuck about an embargo. The only media outlets that give a shit about embargoes are studio fluffers like Entertainment Weekly and Entertainment Tonight. The site would probably better without all the freebies anyway. It would at least get it's integrity back. And, frankly, does anyone really give a shit about the set visits are other blowjobs? We want the real shit. We want the guy on the production staff saying if a movie is shit or not.
I'm late for the party, but did you guys ban anyone
by David Cloverfield
Aug 11th, 2008
06:44:04 PM
for linking before explaining what the fuck is happening? I sure hope not, my childish world view couldn't take the injustice.
Welcome to the business side of Hollywood
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Aug 11th, 2008
06:44:33 PM
I can't believe that some people are getting worked up over this. Like Drew said, "it’s being blown up into something it is not", and "Lucas’s little cartoon movie isn’t worth all this sound and fury". Actually, the fact this is becoming such a topic, I am sure more people are interested in seeing the movie now. An agreement was made, and AICN lived up to that agreement and yanked the reviews. Fin
Variety & Hollywood Reporter
by rogmel
Aug 11th, 2008
06:45:11 PM
If there's an embargo then why do these two huge companies have thier reviews up?
You guys slamming Empire's review
by barnaby jones
Aug 11th, 2008
06:45:20 PM
should note Clones Wars got exactly the same rating as your beloved 'Iron Man', 'Hulk' and 'Speed Racer'. 3 Stars, solid but nothing nothing special.
Ebolarama, you forgot two classics
by Stile
Aug 11th, 2008
06:45:23 PM
That review has A BOMB IN ITS RIBCAGE! and That review is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet.
Bartleby T. Scrivener
by Darth Busey
Aug 11th, 2008
06:46:11 PM
This talkback is more about AICN's pulling the review and its relationships with the studios than it is about the Clone Wars movie.
I took my son to a screening on Saturday...
by rogmel
Aug 11th, 2008
06:46:24 PM
I hated it and he was bored 30 minutes into it. He's 5 and even HE knows crap when he sees it.
and "Dapper Swindler is right"
by David Cloverfield
Aug 11th, 2008
06:47:06 PM
I'll print it on a T-shirt.
FUCK YOU LUCAS! FUUUUUCK YOOOOOU!!!
by spud mcspud
Aug 11th, 2008
06:49:02 PM
TheFunkyEnigma: "Why is the Force Unleashed not a movie, instead of this piece of horse shit?"

Truer words were never spoken. Lucas obviously thinks we're more interested in seeing, on the big screen, a lame, tired rehash of the so-far-it-looks-superior Gennedy Tartovsky CLONE WARS cartoon - more of the same - to a conclusion we already know and understand, which leads to one of the worst trilogy conclusions in modern cinema history, to a kick-ass epic where Vader's secret Sith apprentice becomes so powerful he can bring Star Destroyers to the ground BY FORCE WILL ALONE.

Oh yeah, Darth Gizzard - we'd all rather watch an inferior cartoon continuation of an interminably boring war between clones and robots which we ALREADY KNOW THE ENDING to, rather than a movie where Vader's secret Sith apprentice throws around Starv Destroyers with a wave of his astonishingly powerful hand. YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARD!!!

Jesus. This is why I woin't be sitting my ass in a cinema for this shit - I'll watch it (if at all) on fucking Sky Movies. STAR WARS is dead to me.

About this embargo. Does it really matter whether they post the review now or Friday? I mean, the movie will still be vast suckage, won't it?!?

Glad I didn't refresh
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:50:38 PM
or anything while i was reading that in depth article from another site about harry, see, cause now it's gone, and i'm sure AICN has an excuse for pulling richard brooks post (I'm assuming his banned now) but it was a hell of a read
It's stuff like this that makes me hate AICN Talkback.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 11th, 2008
06:51:20 PM
Sometimes, I just don't understand where the Geek Community gets off. The sense of entitlement and malcontentedness is really quite frightening.

In a word:

RICOCKULOUS.

Yes, Darth.
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Aug 11th, 2008
06:51:38 PM
But, most of the talkback is centered around the fact that people believe that the reviews are being pulled because the movie is bad, and thus the reviews are bad. That's not the case. The reviews were pulled because AICN made an agreement with WB about when to post reviews. It's a business decision, but most here can't see that.
Can I post Empire's Review here?
by catlettuce4
Aug 11th, 2008
06:52:35 PM
Richard Brooks' unreadable post
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 11th, 2008
06:53:15 PM
I'm sorry to hear there was something interesting about it, as I couldn't slog through that gigantic single paragraph. I could hardly look at it.
Uh Huh
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:53:29 PM
"The reviews were pulled because AICN made an agreement with WB about when to post reviews" So again, they either knowingly violated that agreement and then backed off when WB threatened them or they were too stupid to understand the word embargo in the first place....I'm just curios which one it is
So when is the movie about Grando Calrissian coming?
by Chanoc
Aug 11th, 2008
06:53:38 PM
lgeorge's target audience is too young to read anyway.
by alice 13
Aug 11th, 2008
06:54:23 PM
so wtf.
And I made fun of trekkies the other day for obsessing...
by Executor
Aug 11th, 2008
06:54:59 PM
...over stupid things, analog controls, Pegg's hairline, Japanese vs. Korean actors. But now Star Wars dorks are putting them to shame.

Seriously, reread Moriarty's well-written explanation. Enough said. WB said take it down AS PER THE TERMS OF THE SCREENING, so they did. Simple. It will be back up soon.

Consequences of not adhering to the embargo may not be legal, but as professional film critics, Harry, Moriarty, and others depend on studios not for dolls and dvds, but SCREENINGS and NEWS to bring to YOU. This isn't some case of free speech where AICN needs to give the finger to WB and have the door to an entire studio closed to them. It's the nature of the business. It's just one movie. Relax.

Ah
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:55:26 PM
"I'm sorry to hear there was something interesting about it, as I couldn't slog through that gigantic single paragraph. I could hardly look at it." http://tinyurl.com/6z2z3n
Yes! Accolades!
by Dapper Swindler
Aug 11th, 2008
06:56:10 PM
Thank you. Much appreciated.
Personally...
by HEADGEEK
Aug 11th, 2008
06:56:15 PM
I'm kind of honored by all the hoopla over a missing Harry review. That the review is going up all over the internet and has garnered articles all over the place... kinda reminds me of what Obi Wan told Vader before he was struck down.

That said - I'd never be pissy at any of you. Do what you like, as far as I'm concerned. When my review hits this Friday - it will be a "Special Edition". As with all political things, the behind the scenes are complicated and never as simple as a simple explanation. Suffice to say, that's backroom shenanigans - and not necessarily the stuff of polite public conversation.

For now - be patient - Harry Hates THE CLONE WARS: Special Edition Review is coming at 12:01am (est) Friday morning / Thursday late night. Til then rant and rave all you like. It's in our nature.
Thank you jemagee
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 11th, 2008
06:57:12 PM
I shall read it on the subway
Richard Brooks post was just a copy of an article
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 11th, 2008
06:57:31 PM
i'd post the link, but I would be banned, erased and my family put in witness protection.
AICN has gone corporate
by FrenchBastard03
Aug 11th, 2008
06:57:54 PM
Its become a business. Fuck what made them who they were, for lack of a better term, theyve "sold out" to the studios for free candy and early press screenings. What happened to the site that used to give the middle finger to embargoes? I say the readership starts a new site. Something like "aintitrealnews.com" A place where studios have no say. I mean embargoes? On AICN? This isnt fucking Variety. I'm ashamed of what its become. I'd much rather have honest reviews from honest writers who are having to go pay for the movie on day one than have some pussified excuse of a writer who puts tail between legs whenever daddy movie studio says theyve done something wrong. AICN shouldnt have to answer to anyone but AICN. Thats the way this place started, thats the way I had hoped this place would continue. Its a sad day indeed...
WHo cares if you get banned - it's the internet
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:58:01 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6z2z3n
Banned Brooks? lol
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
06:58:16 PM
wow.. don't upset the apple cart around here! lol
Jumped the Shark
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
06:58:58 PM
AICN has.
Jemagee: by the way, it's spelled "curious"...
by Executor
Aug 11th, 2008
07:01:00 PM
...right after you said AICN is too stupid to understand the word embargo. Yeah. Foot meet mouth. Tasty huh?

Try rereading the explanation again. EMBARGOS ARE RARELY ENFORCED, and are ENFORCED SELECTIVELY...meaning that even though critics attend tons of screenings, sometimes reviews are published early, sometimes the studios let them get away with it, and sometimes they don't. Whether Harry published early on purpose or he wasn't aware of the embargo prior to publishing is irrelevant. WB made them aware and told them they were enforcing it.

Are YOU too stupid to understand?

EVERYONE CALM TO FUCK DOWN..THERE IS A BIGGER PROBLEMHERE
by Maximus Prime
Aug 11th, 2008
07:01:23 PM
Where did I get this rash from??

sorry to rehash..
by quadrupletree
Aug 11th, 2008
07:01:25 PM
Sorry if this has already been hashed or rehashed on the talkback but I just clicked on a link to a story that doesn't seem to exist anymore that I wanted to read so I'm kinda pissed about this. I assume going into this you guys know about the "embargo" yes? So basically the studio/producer/some hollywood hack says you can see their movie ahead of time but not review it until the movie has been released in which case your review is pointless/useless to your readership because we can't read it before the big day. So why agree to it? Because you get to see movies for free before anyone else? Why not just give those guys the finger and use your other connections to see it (like you said there were screenings this week) that you can get into and they can't embargo you? Seems like as a journalist you are shooting yourself in the foot.
seriosuly though,
by Maximus Prime
Aug 11th, 2008
07:01:55 PM
Warner and Lucasfilm have done themselves more harm than good in pulling ealry reviews from sites, its just got teh negative buzz going even more than a few reviews would have done..

they have shot themselves in the foot again, ps, Han shot first

I agree jemagee
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Aug 11th, 2008
07:02:21 PM
That AICN dropped the ball when it came to this. As for the Why? That's something only AICN can explain.
@thethedew - Comics & Toys
by Baron Karza
Aug 11th, 2008
07:03:38 PM
Didnt check out the new comic series but I'm not a purist.. just didnt have time. Always thought the Micronauts were short changed (pun).
News
by Cobbio
Aug 11th, 2008
07:06:29 PM
Massawyrm's review of "The Clone Wars" is posted in the "Free Speech Is Under Attack!" talkback. It's near the bottom with no paragraphs. Pretty easy to find.

And holy shit did Massawyrm tear it to shreds. Probably the biggest thumbs down on a movie I've ever read. Everyone should read it.

Harry -
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
07:07:43 PM
Hey had puter problems, can you send me Megan Fox's phone number again? Thanks big guy!
Am I the Only One
by theguyfromfresno
Aug 11th, 2008
07:12:03 PM
Who thinks that crazy pixie chick with the lightsaber is like, totally hot? This movie will rock!
And the rest of you
by theguyfromfresno
Aug 11th, 2008
07:13:58 PM
Are friggin "full retard" for making such a big deal about this shit. Maybe a little reevaluation of your personal priorities? Perhaps throw in an anger management class or two, and possibly an extension course on business management. If you can spare the time between comiccons and doing your chores before mom turns off your internet access again.
Obviously
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:16:22 PM
i was referring to curios
Master Blaster runs Bartertown
by BrandLoyalist
Aug 11th, 2008
07:17:06 PM
Lift embargo. There, was that so tough?
You people are dense
by Arteska
Aug 11th, 2008
07:20:20 PM
Most press outlets are asked to hold reviews until opening day as a matter of course WITH EVERY SINGLE RELEASE. That people going to word of mouth and promotional screenings know how to use the internet doesn't mean the press or AICN or anyone else is hatching some conspiracy over a single release of a CARTOON release only in theatres to help pump up interest in its TV incarnation, which is how this was conceived from the start. Trade publications routinely run reviews in advance of release but by and large most mainstream outlets do not. Studios ask that reviews are held until opening day in return for the privilege of screening films in advance. This is nothing new. What is new is asking internet press to abide by the rules of longer established media. Get a grip people. If this wasn't Lucas this would be a blip but you people are so wanting to hate, wanting to be slighted, wanting to be offended that you blither righteousness when in fact you are simply ignorant. Mori is speaking the truth here so calm the hell down.
If people stopped swallowing
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:20:54 PM
all the hackneyed half-assed embarassing star wars material out there, lucas would have to care, because people would stop giving him money...unfortunately too many people out there are too beholden and will swallow anything with the 'star wars' name on it whether it sucks or not...reminds me of the guys at xplay making fun of anime fans who are upset when crappy games based on crappy anime get bad reviews. I'm not sure about the rest of the people, but i couldn't give a crap if this was a star wars movie or not whether it was a good review or not, i think the implications inherent in what has happened go beyond that (though all the AICN defenders want to make it that simple...it's easier that way than admitting the truth it seems) The fact that 'harry' (if that is his real name, can't be sure any more) and 'moriarity' can't even agree as to the cause of the things being pulled is kind of funny as well.
That efilmcritic link that got Richard Brooks banned
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
07:22:34 PM
was quite puzzling. If only half of it is true then it's already a disgrace.
If the reviews were positive
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:23:16 PM
would they have been taken down, would warners have cared? somehow i doubt it So either break the embargo or don't, don't be half assed pussies about it...you broke the embargo, you lambasted the movie, warners threatened to take away a toy or two and you caved like little 5 year olds on a time out... I think people who are saying 'warners has the right' to request the embargo need to remember that AICN supposedly knew about the embargo, published the reviews, AND THEN PULLED THEM DOWN...it's not like they honored the embargo from the get go, they broke it and then suddenly decided to honor it, hence moriarty's explanation is bull shit to me because they already broke the embargo.
Why not just post something like this in the first place?
by Bass Ackwards
Aug 11th, 2008
07:23:53 PM
All the ranting and raving and conspiracy theories ramp up when things just get mysteriously deleted and no one bothers to say why. Why not just avoided it with a quick lil, "whoops, sorry gang..."? Rather than letting people be confused and make assumptions (which is all they could do) THEN post a big ole article to talk down to everyone.
ATTN: "Free Speech" whiners:
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Aug 11th, 2008
07:27:31 PM



Guess what folks? This has NOTHING to do with free speech. Reviewers and critics are invited to these advance screenings with the understanding that as a condition they must agree to the terms, namely holding reviews until a certain day. If someone sees a movie, yeah, they can say whatever they want, but if you're going to accept an advance screening invite, you play by their rules.


WWIII STARTED ON 8/8/8
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
07:28:02 PM
The begining of WWIII started on 8/8/8 between russia and georgia. NATO is about to get involved, which equals bad news for everybody! The largest U.S. Armada of warships is currently on the way to Iran. AND ALL YOU PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT IS EMBARGOS ON A ENTERTAINMENT WEBSITE OVER A REVIEW OF A CARTOON!!!!!!! HaHAHAhahA!!!! Goodluck.
If studios choose to enforce embargos on every film......
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 11th, 2008
07:28:20 PM
....they would put film critics completely out of business. Wonder if that shall ever happen.
hahahahahah
by Mr_X
Aug 11th, 2008
07:29:13 PM
look the review is out there on the internets, i actually laughed at the venom that harry spewed over this movie. Ironically this embargo has generated more negative news for lucas film then by having the review just put on the site. all in all it's pretty damm funny when you think about it
Huh
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:30:51 PM
who said it was about free speech? I don't know anyone with a rational argument saying it's about free speech Add to friends - you're just like that commercial where the girl can't get her picture off the internet - that's sweet

by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:32:21 PM
MORE REASON TO FUCKING BOYCOTT THIS SHIT
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 11th, 2008
07:32:48 PM
Fuck Warner Bros. They can keep this fucking movie. I was totally not hating on this before, but what a cock-sucking move this whole embargo bullshit is. They are attempting to limit the flow of information on this film because they are obviously not confident in the product itself. They want us to all lay down our hard earned cash and find out for ourselves that it is shit. Thats the whole fucking point of reviews fuckers-- to inform us the viewer a little bit on whether or not this sounds like our cup of tea. To silence that communication is a cocksucking move and we should punish them by boycotting the fuck out of this thing.
i just sat through ROTS
by juice willis
Aug 11th, 2008
07:32:49 PM
for the second time just to see if i could catch some semblence of what some folks seem to think captures the tone and spirit of the OT. it's just such a shitty fucking movie. absolutely zero gravitas. the mace windu death/emperor transformation scene is laughable. and the padme birthing/death scene at the end (lost the will to live???? but not before she names the kids as they pop out?) is simply imbecilic filmmaking.
Well, I hate to defend the large red man but....
by br1947
Aug 11th, 2008
07:32:53 PM
at least they did put out a new article for us to be pissed and rant in. Unlike the whole "Gone" incident which mysteriously vanished with no mention and the talkback mayhem overran the entire site.

and of course... DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY AND GEORGE LUCAS!!!!
The End of The World
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:34:04 PM
is in 2012 And WW3 didn't start when russian picked on a breakaway city from Georgia...they are currently negotiating a cease fire. And the news acted like it's a big deal...but it's russia and georgia, it's internal strife, it's the eqvuialent of a civil war in liberia, and no one in the united states gives a rats ass about that either. Sorry folks who have a global world view you live in the wrong county (if you live in the united states, if you live in canada it's the wrong country also but for so many different reasons, just ask south park)
THIS SMELLS BAD
by BurgerTime
Aug 11th, 2008
07:34:10 PM
But not because of what Harry and crew have done. As a publisher, they have to abide by the laws or face the risk of getting sued, just like everyone else.

It doesn't pass the sniff test because of what Warner Brothers have done. I think it's a classic case of they were hoping "good word of mouth" would leak out early and spread across the net. But when the negative feedback started and it backfired, they began to throw their weight around.

Obviously they have to protect their investment in the film and therefore have to do damage control while they still can.

Welcome to the junction of where big business meets free speech. Big business usually calls the shots. Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.

George, you didn't listen
by jinryu7
Aug 11th, 2008
07:34:17 PM
You had so many years to listen to what we want, and you deliver us a unbelievably weak prequel trilogy, and forgot along the way what made us love the project and Star Wars to begin with. Turn the reigns over, you happily stumbled upon something magical you had no skill to evolve. I too have seen this movie, and I am mad that it stinks, and most of all, I am pissed that American animation still is a distant secondary to the scope Japan has created. In a land where Pixar has wowed us, you use this as a foray into this world, the world of animation??? ...Yeah this whole thing is to save that senile old man from showing us how much he has raped his own creation. ..sad..sad times.
No review until Friday?
by Sicuv Uyall
Aug 11th, 2008
07:36:48 PM
That in itself should tell you how good the movie is. But we already know Lucas' penchant for making quality movies right?? So who needs reviews? Remember Crystal Skull???
Hey
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:37:39 PM
the radionland murders didn't suck Signed - Brian BenBen
Atticus Finch
by one9deuce
Aug 11th, 2008
07:37:53 PM
Your type are exactly the reason the Prequel Trilogy fucking sucks. George Lucas knows that if he includes: lightsabres, droids, ships, blasters, SFX, and the oh so important 20th Century Fox/opening crawl that geeks around the world will pay to see it. Story, character, good acting, etc... are not needed to do well at the box-office. Because the masses have shit taste. And STAR WARS geeks will flock to anything with the criteria I listed above.
Earthquake WestCoast Re: WWWIII
by theguyfromfresno
Aug 11th, 2008
07:38:31 PM
You are so right. I mean seriously... First they lose Michael Vick because of the dog fights, now Russia's attacking them. It sucks to be in Atlanta these days!
Banzai... You're Right. I can't wait for "Paddington Bear: Speci
by theguyfromfresno
Aug 11th, 2008
07:40:42 PM
wherein paddington is replaced entirely by Andy Serkis in a mocap bear suit, and instead of eating orange marmalade, he eats millions of microscopic beings called midichlorinated oranges, which give the appearance of being marmalade. Oh, and natalie portman guest stars as "Madeline."
WWIII
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
07:42:37 PM
Hitler invaded Sudetenland in 1938. He said that the land was a break off province of Germany and belonged back with it's homeland. Sounds very familiar with Putin, who has said Ossetia's residents are Russian. They are not of course, anymore than Sudetenland was German.

This is about Oil and Natural Gas pipelines to Southern Europe, Russia wants control of these and is taking them by force. But as with most wars there is a lot more going on here than just Oil and Natural Gas. I believe Russia, specifically Putin, are bringing back Communism. Remember Putin ran the KGB for many years and has instituted many reforms in Russia that cancel out Democratic reforms brought on during their Democratization. The man is still running Russia after elections! It all seems so obvious, amazing that people are so blind to the fires burning down the house around them.

So, here we are back with Chamberlin and his deal with Hitler.. The West refusing to see the writing on the wall, believing everyone thinks like we do and wants what we want.
titoandtheman -- HOW DO FUCKERS LIKE YOU LAST.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 11th, 2008
07:44:34 PM
....LONGER THAN GOOD TB'ERS?
I wish someone had embargoed SKIN AND BONES
by JimCurry
Aug 11th, 2008
07:44:44 PM
...from ever appearing on television.
Oh and..
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
07:45:14 PM
Since we're speaking of history here, WWI started in almost this exact same way as what we are seeing now. A small scale conflict was turned into full blown insanity very quickly, this could happen here.
Time to move forward...
by jinryu7
Aug 11th, 2008
07:45:36 PM
I guess I hate ranting on something I held so dear, but you know the thing that always frustrates me is this. It's time to advance to story into the future. No more, this lead to that which made this that you already know happen. George, it's time to move the force forward. Now we have seen just what the force can yield, now show us how it can evolve into a limitless FUTURE. We have dealt with all this "pre" everything nonsense. What's next?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????? I mean it is symbolic, you made a future, now move that creation into the future. Don't die before you play your potential ace in the hole. Right now, you my friend, are in a hole...
Jesus people!!!
by Crackles
Aug 11th, 2008
07:46:54 PM
Just read the fucking reviews thursday night and then decide if you want to see it! It seems like most of you have already decided it's going to suck so why the fuck do you even care! AICN is fucking boring as shit today!
Timothy Zahn already did 'what's next'
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:47:27 PM
and lucas probably realizes he couldn't come close to being 1/100 as good as the zahn 'official' 7/8/9 trilogy, it would just embarass himself and star wars so he keeps milking the teet because people will keep going
This has been the saddest, funniest series of talkbacks
by TerryMalloy
Aug 11th, 2008
07:47:52 PM
in a long time.
Putin couldn't care less about communism
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
07:48:20 PM
He's more interested in renewing Russia's influence on its former satellite states by all the nasty means he sees fit. But nothing in his past, his moves or his speech reeks of Socialist ideology.
And I thought Big Red Dogs smelled bad
by theguyfromfresno
Aug 11th, 2008
07:48:43 PM
On the inside!!! For what it's worth, Hollywood Reporter just posted their review online. Said the movie was bad, and gave it the wrong release date lol.
Dammit
by theguyfromfresno
Aug 11th, 2008
07:50:02 PM
I meant "on the outside." /accepts 10 nerd demerits for fucking up the quote
AICN gone corporate =
by Heckles
Aug 11th, 2008
07:50:18 PM
In putins defense
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:50:19 PM
very little about communism reeks of socialist ideology either. corrupted and debased socialism maybe
Let's get the story straight on what an embargo is for....
by TRON
Aug 11th, 2008
07:51:56 PM
Even though AICN started off over 10 years ago with Harry getting in reviews for most geek films before most critics posted or printed theirs in the newspaper. Harry and most of the AICN review crew are now and have been respected critics within the movie industry. Their reviews are well respected by all of the movie companies because the reviews are by scifi, fantasy, comic and action fans. They are not the intense drama critics who trash the qualities in B Flicks. The movie companies bank on these review possibly more than your local TV critic.The embargo enforces that the reviews will be posted , televised and published no earlier than the embargo states,,, thus guarantees that weither a critic is a national critic with a large following or the critic for a small local newspaper will all have a chance to have their reviews seen by the public. If the review was posted on AICN,,, how many of you would look at the local newspaper review or watch "At the Movies" to find out what other critics have to say? (probably most of you look no where else). I would not call anyone here a "tool" for not breaking the embargo. If you were in Harry's shoes or anyone else here, you would want to keep the "peace" with the movie distributers. Who in their right mind would not want to see a movie before anyone else? The good thing for this site about an embargo gives the reviewers a chance to let the film sink in and create a better review.(positive or negative) Trust me , I have rushed my reviews in the past,,,guess what, they really suck. All I could think,,,, I'm first. I did care about giving the best info on what quality a casual viewer could expect but bannging out a review, doesn't always work for the readers best interest. Stop the bashing and wait for the reviews,,,,, you damn whiners!!!!!!!!!!!
first
by christophermoltosante
Aug 11th, 2008
07:52:45 PM
damn
GIVE EM HELL HARRY!
by phaedrus007
Aug 11th, 2008
07:52:51 PM
I don't mean to sound emotive or unnecessary hateful here, but George Lucas hasn't had a new idea since 1978 and has been wiping his ass with my childhood memories of Star Wars since TPM (fuck, I even liked the ewok cartoon... seriously). TPM was boring shit. AotC was boring wooden shit. And RotS was boring, wooden, pathetically staged shit ("high-ground" my ass). And don't even get me started on all that Han/Greedo shooting-first, Luke screaming then not screaming shit. Destroy him! Kill! Kill! PS The Ben Kenobi line cracked me up.
jemagee, a good point
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
07:53:35 PM
that was.
AICN gone corporate = 'Crash' winning best picture
by Heckles
Aug 11th, 2008
07:55:05 PM
Discuss. Also acceptable topics: religion, abortion, Dubya, Iraq, Katrina, Greedo shooting first, Tarantino being overrated, Family Guy, and flaming Batman nipple suit fridge nuking web shooters.
Um Tron
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:55:22 PM
try and keep up...they published the reviews, they wrote them, they published them, and then they pulled them, so they didn't respect the embargo until after fact. Try and read that talkback over there on the right that REFERS to one of the reviews. The reviews weren't 'rushed' any more than any other review is rushed, they were published and then pulled, it's not the same as 'pulling it cause it wasn't ready' - they felt it was ready and left it up until they cowed to Warners (which it seems almost no one else in the interwebs or print media is doing)
Can we discuss
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
07:56:18 PM
guns morphing into walkie talkies and looking more ridiculous than paris hilton doing shakespeare?
WIII STARTED ON 8/8/8-update
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
07:59:56 PM
Georgian officials tonight claimed the country had been 'overrun' by Russian troops after a full-scale ground invasion.
Let's not lose focus here...
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
08:00:09 PM
The reason i'm pissed, and i'm guessing the reason so many others are is... AICN posted reviews, then took them down. The curiousity about why this happened was expressed by readers. The AICN readers (described as screaming and reactionary) were told to 'calm the fuck down' and that they would have understood if they were 'professionals.' I could care less about the damn review, I read about a paragraph before i figured out his opinion and moved on. But to be bitched at by one of the heads of a site that i've supported since it's beginning days.... that hurts.
Mori, speaking of Warner Bros., and embargos. . .
by TheRealRatigan
Aug 11th, 2008
08:00:20 PM
Other sites invited to visit the WATCHMEN set have been given permission to put up "previews" of the experience. I noticed you did no such thing, but assumed that you were simply too busy to compose a special piece that only tease us with what you can't print yet. But do these set visit previews mean the embargo lifts soon on your report?
just had to chime in here
by Kloipy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:01:05 PM
first off it really isn't a big deal that we cannot read a review for a movie we all, in our hearts know will suck, until friday. What does bother me though is this:

Mori, whom I usually appreciate and defend, has made it a point to go on record again for his total disdain for the talkbackers. By now it's pretty much a known fact about how he feels about us. While usually I just kind of shake that off and go on because I don't know the guy personally or anything, I do respect his reviews. However the outright claim that they will use their powers of banning and seeing as how many people I know on here who have been banned in the past few months, it seems like it's as if a nun is slapping us on the hand with a ruler for getting out of line with what they deem is wrong. I find it funny that on this page the hunt is on for talkbackers left and right over the posting of an early review and then on another page calling out the people with disabillities act for saying they should boycott Tropic Thunder. I'm not PC or anything but this just seems kooky to ban people for posting a review and then saying that the People With Disabilities are stupid and wrong for being offended by a movie.

I don't come to this site as often as I used to and I don't talkback that much anymore. I've made a lot of great friends from being on this site, but the more and more I see on here the more I'm glad that I've distanced myself from getting caught up in a lot of the bullshit I've seen here in the past couple of months. But then again, what the hell do I know?

What if?
by richjb77
Aug 11th, 2008
08:02:03 PM
What if Harry posted a positive review? Would they have called? No big deal. Like you said...not worth getting pissed off about anyway
boo-hoo!
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 11th, 2008
08:03:44 PM
Honestly, people. Just get over it. Is it really so important? Is it?
WIII STARTED ON 8/8/8-update #2
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
08:04:19 PM
A day after a face-to-face meeting with President George W. Bush in Beijing who expressed 'grave concern', Mr Putin accused the U.S. of siding with Georgia by ferrying Georgian troops from Iraq to the battle zone. 'It is a shame that some of our partners are not helping us but, essentially, are hindering us,' said Mr Putin. 'The very scale of this cynicism is astonishing.' NOT GOOD PEOPLE! THERE'S ALSO THIS: "U.S. military instructors directly command and coordinate actions of mercenaries without being involved in actual fighting, the source specified. According to intelligence data, there are roughly 1,000 military instructors of the United States in Georgia." SO RUSSIA KNOWS THE U.S. IS SCREWING THEM. ALSO TONIGHT BUSH JUST WARNED RUSSIA TO "PULL BACK" or else. THIS IS RUSSIAN DEFENSE DOCTINE: "Russian defense doctrine indicates if the U.S. attacks Russia with conventional weapons, Russia will respond with tactical nuclear weapons." YAY FOR STAR WARS CARTOONS!!!!
kloipy - don't forget...
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
08:04:58 PM
There was not one word mentioned about banning whoever posted the reviews to begin with... yet it's okay to threaten banning a user for reposting something they posted in the first damn place. Classy.
Earthquake
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 11th, 2008
08:06:07 PM
Who cares about all that? I mean, did you miss the big story? John Edwards, man. THAT'S the important thing here. Well, that and Clone Wars.
Come on people, send a message to Lucas
by romanocc
Aug 11th, 2008
08:06:48 PM
Every franchise has been sent a message one way or another when it has gotten crappy. Nobody showed up to the Matrix Revolutions, Batman & Robin is the Gigli of Comic Book films, and because of that we got Nolan and the great TDK this summer. Superman III & IV put an end to the Salkinds why shouldn't have fired Donnor as it finally caught up to them and how much the series went down. People need to rise up and not see this shit, and people need to rise up and not see Indy V either if that is made. Lucas deserves praise for giving us 2 great trilogies in SW & Indy, but if people keep coming, Lucas is going to keep on making them. Supply = Demand. No demand = No more SW & Indy.
Earthquake WestCoast- if you care so much about WW3
by Kloipy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:07:21 PM
why are you still posting about it in a movie site? just wondering
Quick Random Poll
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:08:12 PM
Is there anyone out there who had any delusions that this movie still MIGHT not suck? Seriously ever since i saw the first trailer with the stupid padawan talking like she's from orange county and yoda not talking the way yoda talks i knew this was doomed...the cartoon network teen titans type animation just made me sad. I hope the dark knights makes it have a sub 5 million dollar opening
BTW.....
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
08:08:35 PM
I'M GOING TO SEE THE CLONE WARS IN THEATERS. I currently don't have air conditioning in my house, therefore a nice cool theater watching a cartoon full of jedis could be fun. Especially since I view Star Wars and everything about it as JUST fun, mindless entertainment. A distraction from reality for a few hours, no more.
Like many of us...
by Stollentroll
Aug 11th, 2008
08:08:39 PM
...I come here because I try to avoid the "official" coverage on movies like this. Reviews on AICN are often angry, unpolished, over the top - but proudly so. For a more balanced view on film, I might as well visit nyt.com. What I'm saying is: You guys COULD be the ones to break the rules. But with some of you becoming more and more involved in major projects, I'm sure this hasn't become any easier. Just keep in mind what makes this site so unique.
Obama will win The Clone Wars
by Geekgasm
Aug 11th, 2008
08:09:03 PM
Obama will personally re-shoot and re-edit the prequel trilogy into The Greatest Movies Ever Made before seizing Skeletor's half of the Power Sword and unlocking the jaw bridge of Castle Grayskull, ushering in a Golden Age and resurrecting Bernie Mac, Issac Hayes, and Lou Rawls.
ribbit
by Kloipy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:09:13 PM
Yeah, it's actually pretty amusing when you get over how amazingly stupid it is
This is hilarious!
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:11:40 PM
Almost 2 days of "discussion" and NOTHING has changed. No matter how fired up the reactionaries get and no matter how diplomatically frustrated Moriarty gets, we are still where we were when Harry's review was first pulled: "Lucas is responsible" (countless times it has been said that Warners enforced the embargo) and "Aintitcool has sold out" (Moriarty responds to that very clearly in this article). But the same people are still angry and the same people are just as defensive (I count myself in that category).

Oh, and anyone questioning Moriartys' love of his readers (including negative TBers), take a reality check. Look how personally offended he gets whenever he or the site is accused of selling out or compromising. No matter how obviously provocative a TB post is, he'll probably respond. The guy, and by extension the site, is legit.

That's my 2 cents. Not based on 11 years of loyalty (I've only been coming here for about 8ish years), it's based on common sense.

But this is all a GREAT time killer!

jemagee -- yeah me. I don't think it looks bad...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 11th, 2008
08:11:53 PM
Even after the reviews. I don't believe a fucking thing anyone tells me until I see it for myself. That being said-- I still say fuck Warner Bros for their embargo. I might pay for Mummy 3 and sneak into this one..
Another Dumb Fucking Geroge Lucas Move
by Turd Furgeson
Aug 11th, 2008
08:12:06 PM
What an idiot... Why not just ban advance scrrenings for public and press. If you're going to enforce the review embargo, why not just ban screenings altogether? What an idiot. On another note, I take Harry's review more seriously than any other because, frankly, I don't think there is anyone in the world who is a bigger fan of Star Wars than him... It just means more coming from him. And the decision to take it down must have been a tough one. I know that AICN has to play the game a little, it's understandable.. This website is the biggest and best movie website in the world. If they need to get fucked over for 4 days, than so be it. When stuff like this happens, I just remember how they broke the T4 story, forcing the ending to be changed. We take the good witht the bad. You guys are in a tough spot and making tough decisions. Keep up the good work.
The point is...
by WhoDis
Aug 11th, 2008
08:12:57 PM
AICN is the type of site that breaks embargos. If I wanted to be on a movie website that follows in line, I would go to YAHOO! Movies or Entertainment Weekly.
this is ridiculous
by Maegnarval
Aug 11th, 2008
08:13:33 PM
Imagine if you will, the news media putting an embargo on say like what happened on 9/11/2001 & told all the news shows not to report about until 2 weeks later, just cuz it was bad news....... Also, imagine being told not to go to the bathroom for 2 weeks....
beer - if i'm right...
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
08:13:33 PM
most of those aren't reviews, but just articles... usually there would be alot more on there by now, so looks like it might've been held from most publications until the last minute
Lorna Dune
by goonie
Aug 11th, 2008
08:13:35 PM
Fair enough. My bad!
KILOIPY AND GUS VAN RANT
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
08:14:05 PM
Because I also like STAR WARS. I Believe in multi-tasking. AND let's face it, you still gotta live life. Oh, and to GUS VAN RANT. I'm glad you like living in Canada. Uh, but if russia decides to invade the U.S., well buddy, they're going to go right through canada to get to us. :)
why so serious?
by guerillakarma
Aug 11th, 2008
08:15:11 PM
I mean seriously, what's the big deal? Why would something like this piss so many people off?
It's canada
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:15:14 PM
seriously, i'd rather live in soviet georgia right now than canada It's CANADA
MOney Talks...
by Hikaru Ichijo
Aug 11th, 2008
08:15:48 PM
Thanks to this site, I don't have to spend $200+/yr on shitty horror and sci-fi rags. Keep up the great work, guys!
New Punisher 2 trailer fucking rocks......
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 11th, 2008
08:15:49 PM
Check it.

http://tinyurl.com/5uyzrl

"Clone Wars" is a Lucas project?
by jawsfan
Aug 11th, 2008
08:16:57 PM
Just walk away. Do yourself and your sense of well-being a favor and just walk away. Or you could do like the fox in the Uncle Remus tales and keep pounding your fists into the tar baby. Take the high road and just walk away from it. Don't watch it, don't talk about it, don't even acknowledge it. Just walk away.
DOCTOR ZOIDBERG
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
08:17:45 PM
Speaking of Doctor Zoidberg, the new FUTURAMA dvds have been lackluster. :(
jemagee - random poll
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:18:31 PM
Yes, I thought it would be good. Star Wars is STILL a brand I trust - I enjoyed all 3 prequels ranging from like to love. The 2D cartoon was bliss. And so is ignorance. Looking back I based that on nothing. Pretty colours, familiar faces, I guess.

I saw the movie Sunday. It blew HARD. Ahsoka is an abomination of galactic proportions.

WHen canada is dead and gone
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:18:59 PM
there'll be no more celine dion
RibbitKing
by TerryMalloy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:19:36 PM
Two things. One, you're right that it was strange that the entire review was taken down. Isn't it usually just UPDATED with red lettering saying "WB told us to take it down, blah blah blah".

Second, the reaction in the talkbacks WAS reactionary and over-the-top. "You're a sell-out!" "FUCK YOU HARRY" etc. etc.

If the CLONE WARS make 20 million...
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
08:21:04 PM
If it makes that much, then Lucas' head will get even bigger!
Who cares if the reviews are up or not?
by Lucasblows
Aug 11th, 2008
08:22:14 PM
You've read them. You know it sucks. Get over it.
IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY
by Mr Spork
Aug 11th, 2008
08:24:47 PM
TO DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPENDING POLICE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The REAL Truth.
by CatVutt
Aug 11th, 2008
08:24:55 PM
As summer draws to a close, Talkbackers were just bored out of their fucking minds and ranted and raved and carried on and made jokes when, really, nobody actually gave that much of a shit. Pretty funny stuff, though.
terrymalloy - umm? those are my quotes?
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
08:26:15 PM
Maybe you confused me with someone else, but never said either of those things you quoted me as saying. I embargo your comment.
Please continue
by rdcranium
Aug 11th, 2008
08:26:22 PM
I'm so glad you people are spending all your time on this superfluous matter and not bothering those of us in the real world. It's good to know that the simple-minded can still be distracted by shiny objects.
Irony?
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:28:34 PM
I'm so glad you people are spending all your time on this superfluous matter and not bothering those of us in the real world. It's good to know that the simple-minded can still be distracted by shiny objects.
Ribbit
by TerryMalloy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:29:32 PM
I wasn't quoting you. I was quoting some of the reactions of the people in the TBs to prove that they were being reactionary. Which I believe you did say.
ribbitking...
by digitalcos
Aug 11th, 2008
08:30:39 PM
That's exactly why I posted brother. I've got your back.
When has AICN knowingly broken an embargo?!
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:31:48 PM
Sure they'll sneakily post spy photos, concept art, bootleg trailers, unauthorised script reviews et al, but the second that a studio officially tells them that they are not authorised to publish said articles, they remove them. Studios can not possibly enforce every single piece of info from their films and everybody in the film news community knows this and take as many liberties as they can get away with.
Master Blaster Runs Bartertown!
by LaserPants
Aug 11th, 2008
08:32:30 PM
Lift embargo.
I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
by OBSD
Aug 11th, 2008
08:33:11 PM
Where did Moriarty work again?
Review Spoiler:
by Aphex Twin Brother
Aug 11th, 2008
08:33:35 PM
Both Harry & Massawyrm hated it. Just so you know Warner Bros., once something hits the net IT NEVER GOES AWAY. Fucking retards.
The Issue
by justwestofaustin
Aug 11th, 2008
08:33:36 PM
The issue, at its most disappointing, is reading the headline, "...Free Speech Is Under Attack!" and within 24 hours having reviews pulled. Insulting as a reader of AICN--whether you you were aware or the embargo or not--and, if, the defense is no future Lucas-related movies then MY response to that would be: "Blow me, you're movies suck anyway, Lucas. If it wasn't for nagging criticism amongst the fanboys nobody would give a fat one about you or your movies. Your no del Toro. Peter Jackson shits better than your films. Your fanbase, now thinks you worhtless, at best." After the failure of INDY 4 (embarrassment) and now The Clone Wars (yeesh!), we'll all assume from now on, that everything George Lucas touches will have the embargo stamp.
The Saddest Talkback in the History of AICN
by Mr. Winston
Aug 11th, 2008
08:34:47 PM
Wow. Congratulations, you douches. You managed to get yourselves riled up over a review on a website that you're not required to visit and that does everything they do for free. God, sometimes I forget just how easily Internet anonymity can turn sad little people into such amazing, misguided assholes.

It's so, so funny that you've chosen to care this much about one man's opinion of an animated film that you have exactly no stake in.
You Guys Hear About Russia & Georgia Reenacting WW1-2?
by LaserPants
Aug 11th, 2008
08:35:33 PM
Its awesome. I can't wait to see where this whole thing goes, and the US with its pants around its ankles humbly begging them to cease their aggressions. Awesome!
So does Michael Bay have a reverse-embargo agreement?
by ribbitking
Aug 11th, 2008
08:35:35 PM
Look a new car in the Transformers movie!
Zoidberg
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 11th, 2008
08:35:56 PM
I agree with you: more zoidberg. I disagree with you: down here in Alabama, most of my fellow Birminghamians picked up their shotguns as soon as they heard the commies raided the great state of Atlanta.
Indy 4 a failure?
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:36:48 PM
Success or failure in hollywood is based on box office...Indy 4 made quite a bit of money didn't it? Hollywood DOES NOT CARE if movies are good or bad, they only care if they make money, and since the american public is primarily made up of a large majority of people with crappy ass taste, bad movies will continue to make money...
The Magic(k) of AICN
by Hikaru Ichijo
Aug 11th, 2008
08:37:07 PM
Mr. Winston
by TerryMalloy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:37:40 PM
But think if they hadn't...you wouldn't have been provided so much entertainment
How much does silence cost?
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:37:41 PM
I could use an influx of cash
What jemagee is sayin'...
by Hikaru Ichijo
Aug 11th, 2008
08:39:00 PM
is that in any giving situation, there are more stupid people than smart people. Thank you, sir.
If I ever run for president
by jemagee
Aug 11th, 2008
08:40:10 PM
one of my primary planks will be 'sterilize the stupid'
Taking a step back?
by krodnoc
Aug 11th, 2008
08:42:34 PM
From the site editors' points of view, I'm pretty sure that they're well pissed off about not being able to post their own opinions on their own publication when they see fit. The bigger issue here is how much control studios have about what goes online. Maybe a different format to an opinion that doesn't comes under the studio definition of what a review is? The politics of information is warped and is not healthy in a supposedly free media like online journalism. Maybe the ainitcool approach needs a rethink? There has to be a better solution in the long-run, other than a complete embargo on opinion.
I'd like to hear more from Davett...
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:42:40 PM
... and the rest of mosquito population. What a crack-up!
TerryMalloy, Eats_sandwich
by Mr. Winston
Aug 11th, 2008
08:44:24 PM
TerryMalloy: PLEASE don't mistake my post for complaining. It's just...sometimes you have to step back from events and think to yourself, "Is this REALLY something that's happening?" My tiny brain was simply, for a few minutes, unable to process the idiocy. But now that it has...it's pretty glorious.

Eats_sandwich: Your "great state of Atlanta" line is the hardest laugh I've had this month. It reminds me of the time I was in Atlanta and an Indian guy at a Starbucks heard me giving my order, proceeded to step angrily on my foot, call me an Yankee, and remind me that we, "actually lost the war." God bless that place.
is the talkback in Harry's review removed too?
by Amy Chasing
Aug 11th, 2008
08:44:58 PM
if so let me repeat the wisdom I placed there: There are no Star Wars movies beyond ROTJ (original, not the special edition). Anything after that should be treated as movie-length extras for the DVDs. Being a Star Wars fan is much more pleasant that way.
AICN Isn't About Movie Reviews, Though
by LaserPants
Aug 11th, 2008
08:45:22 PM
Its about a bunch of obsessive weirdos yelling at each other about stuff no normal well-adjusted person gives a flying fuck about. The movie "reviews" are just incidental to the social phenomenon of the pre-apocalypse man-ape's rapidly escalating de-evolution and atavistic need to discuss that process through a series of insults, rage, and mental masturbation. AICN is group therapy for people who already gave up on sanity years ago and just don't care anymore. Also, its about talking about how much we wanna cum on the upturned moaning faces of every newfound starlet, on their knees, begging for more.
Embargo's Happen...deal with it
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
08:45:43 PM
I for one have been slapped with them several times...and WB has even threatened to sue in regards to simple POSTS I've made in the past. But this is the name of the game people, your favorite movie magazines and big websites are all shown cool content specifically because they have been proven to respect embargo's.

If you think AICN is specifically bending over and spreading ass cheeks...they aren't. This is a very common thing. If you think they are saying 'fuck you' to the TBers and casual readers, also no, they are simply doing what is expected of them...to 'scratch their backs' in return.

If AICN were to completely ignore all studio requests, the well of resources will completely dry up and they'd have nothing truly cool to show you...ever.

Michael Regina
Editor in Chief - TheOneRing.net
xoanon@theonering.net

coattails
by Stollentroll
Aug 11th, 2008
08:45:55 PM
That won't happen. The White House supposedly is guarded by an army of CGI monkeys and a "Shia". Whatever that may be.
SoylentMean....
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:47:22 PM
As Mori said (as I understand it), there's nothing directly legally binding about the embargo but it just means that AICN will be given the cold shoulder in future Warners advanced screenings, exclusives, interviews, scoops etc. The online film news site rely very heavily on such exclusives and this would be a major blow for them.
Breaking New: Estelle Getty Launches Coup in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crackerfarmboy
Aug 11th, 2008
08:50:22 PM
This is all starting to add up now. First Estelle Getty dies, then there's war between Russia and Georgia, now Lucasfilm is being controlled by her demonic powers. This must end now! Stop Estelle Getty and her army of demonic wraiths before it's too late.
LaserPants
by Mr. Winston
Aug 11th, 2008
08:50:45 PM
Thank you. Jesus, thank you.
XoanonTORN, nicely put
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:51:10 PM
Sorry to rehash your point - I was typing as you were posting. I also had tears in my eyes over Davettt - Somebody get this guy a black box!!
Mr. Winston knows that Jesus is the shit
by Hikaru Ichijo
Aug 11th, 2008
08:52:50 PM
so you don't want to break the embargo because...
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Aug 11th, 2008
08:54:46 PM
then you won't get into early screenings that you can't talk about until the movie is released anyway because of these embargos. Mcweeny, the post was really condescending. I'm just saying.
Drew, Harry, Quint...
by blackhole4140
Aug 11th, 2008
08:57:34 PM
A lot of the older readers are nostalgic for what this site used to be. In the old days when Harry was lead into a seedy motel and shown an advanced bootleg copy of Episode 2 and came back here to gush about it. Embargos seemed more rare in the old days, because to see an advanced screening meant it was from a test screening or some crazy method, not simply going to a critics screening. There used to be a grass-roots sort of magic to this site that has eroded over the years.
Yikes!
by codymr
Aug 11th, 2008
08:57:34 PM
Can't say that WB is smart for their actions... And I guess Lucasfilm is at fault too. If Harry gave Clone Wars a good review, I doubt AICN would have heard a peep from WB. But, it is a shame that AICN has decided to play it this way; I work in the media industry and while I understand the concern the editorial staff at AICN has about the situation, I do feel that they have dropped the ball on this. So much for edgy-gonzo-geek journalism. Further to ban people for what they post on the talkbacks is ridiculous! Especially considering the level many talkbacks have devolved to in recent years. The unnecessary use of bad language and disrespect shown to others is rampant... to ban for posting something that is already making its way around the web is pathetic. If you are going to ban people, ban them for being online bullies, don't shut them down for distributing information. That is just sad.
Leafy McPlantsalot
by Womb2dooM
Aug 11th, 2008
08:58:33 PM
How is explaining the obvious condescending? Jeez, grow a pair, dude.
Master Blaster, What?
by LaserPants
Aug 11th, 2008
08:58:52 PM
Master Blaster runs Bartertown!

Lift embargo.
Hey Blowhards...
by Holy Hell
Aug 11th, 2008
08:59:01 PM
AICN is supposed to be a DIVERSION from the really important shit that happens in life. You know, like when you're in a fight with your wife, or you sit through some bullshit political ad, or you can't handle any more bad news, or you barely survived a car-jacking, you turn to AICN to spend some time chilling out and reading about genre. Save your vitriol for shit that matters, and whether or not a review has been embargoed by the studio hardly qualifies as "important shit". You are some chaotically prioritized freaks... And TORN- thanks for your simple and lucid description of the situation. Apparently it's difficult for some of these clowns to think straight when they haven't been laid EVER because they're so desperately caught up in the illusions of geekom. You will NEVER bone Carrie Fisher or Natalie Portman, so take off your 3PO costume, get the picture of Joss Whedon off your bedroom ceiling, and get some friggin' perspective. Jesus...
It's cause Warners hasn't forgive you for Batman and Robin
by Drath
Aug 11th, 2008
09:00:05 PM
Or the shit you gave them for just about everthing except LA Confidential up until the Matrix--and then you blasted the sequels (correctly). WB hates Aint It Cool News, and in true show business style, they make embargoes rather than better movies. Not that this was their baby, just an instance where the policy is transparent.
Leafy McPlantsalot
by codymr
Aug 11th, 2008
09:00:33 PM
You make a GREAT point.
LARGEST U.S. ARMADA OF WARSHIPS SINCE WWII NOW HEADED TOWARD IRA
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
09:01:20 PM
http://europebusines.blogspot. com/2008/08/massive-us-naval-a rmada-heads-for-iran.html
Anyone who would pay to see this...
by jakeblues
Aug 11th, 2008
09:01:20 PM
...when it's going to be on TV for free is a complete moron. Especially since there's been nothing good to come out of Star Wars since Episode 6. Embargo or not, we all know Harry hated it, Messawyrm hated it, and I'm sure Moriarity wasn't too fond of it, but we'll see that Friday. The only reason the WB is quashing reviews is because they ALL are bad. It should tell you something. Save your cash. Watch it for free on TV.
codymr
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
09:01:51 PM
I completely agree with what you've said. Nothing really to add to it, since you said things so well yourself. I just wanted to second your opinion. lol
WIII STARTED ON 8/8/8-update #3
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
09:05:01 PM
Just a few months ago the U.S. wanted Georgia to be a member of NATO. But it didn't go through. Imagine if it did! NATO members are sworn to defend each other! IF GEORGIA WAS IN NATO like what Bush wanted, we would be in war with RUSSIA RIGHT NOW. BTW......I don't care for the way padme looks in the new clone wars cartoon. The face is too rigid.
George Lucas doesn't care what you or I think.
by Flyingcircus
Aug 11th, 2008
09:06:15 PM
He has repeatedly said that over the last few years since TPM came out and got dumped on. "I don't care what the critics or fans think" seems to be his mantra. If he's so stuck on that, then he should spend the 100 mil or so on these flicks and then watch them in the privacy of his own home. He doesn't care, yet he has triple or quad-dipped all of us. How many of you own three or four versions of the original trilogy? Lucas is a cunt, plain and simple. As soon as he "reworks" Raiders, I'm going to find him and pluck out all of his pubey, goiter-covering beard. Fail, George. Epic fail. You're not getting a penny more of my Goddamned money.
RUSSIA FIGHTING A CLONE WAR!
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
09:06:18 PM
I BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!
Zom
by Holy Hell
Aug 11th, 2008
09:07:07 PM
Studios don't embargo EVERYTHING! To break THIS embargo (instituted in anticipation of really negative reviews) could keep AICN from ALL future advanced screenings, even the ones you'd like to hear about. What is with all these paranoid conspiracy theories?!
CLOWN WAR 2 - THE WRATH OF MORI
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 11th, 2008
09:09:29 PM
LAMEST FAKE TITLE EVAR. I'M TIRED.
We are forgetting that there are two or more types of screenings
by TRON
Aug 11th, 2008
09:10:27 PM
There are screenings that are only for the "press only" which are most likely embargo enforced,,,, then there are sneek previews that are open to the general public by invitation or random selection,,, these are the reviews that are not legally binding for an embargo enforcement. Then there is a chance that Harry might sneek in a private screening at 12:00AM (at the Alamo) when the reels arrive several days before the opening of a film (probably fair game for an early review) These last two are ways they get the reviews early to us..... I think I remember a few years back there was some talk that some of the AICN reviewers were being singled out and refused entry to some films... ????? or was it just a dream?
They know it sucks so of course they are suppressing the reviews
by Rupee88
Aug 11th, 2008
09:10:33 PM
seems smart of them
screenings
by shodan6672
Aug 11th, 2008
09:13:18 PM
I realize this is all a business, I am not naive, but if you run the review, then you stated that you will not be able to get advanced screenings. Advanced screenings to moves that you can not report on...the ay I see it, the only people who are being hurt are those who get the freebies. At least be honest about that and not make it seem like we will all suffer if the review is posted. If all fo the sites have to wait to post, how are we going to be hurt?
Jesus Christ. How in the Fuck is that Davettt tool not banned y
by CatVutt
Aug 11th, 2008
09:14:58 PM
Fucking ENOUGH already.
people, WWIII was the Cold War
by Amy Chasing
Aug 11th, 2008
09:15:02 PM
and the invasion of Iraq makes WWIV. Just how many countries do you need to make it a WW anyway? Does it have to be a hot war? Who puts the definitions to this stupidity?
zom
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
09:16:20 PM
At the top right is a quasi-perma link 'Crisis in Georgia' and at the bottom it reads '# CNN Wire: Russia hits U.N. cease-fire draft '...juuuuust at the bottom of the fold.
Banzai
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 11th, 2008
09:16:48 PM
I agree with ya. Just watch out for order 66, because after that Cody's fucked. "something, something, Dark Side...something, something...complete..."
This talkback is too much poison
by Agent Blue
Aug 11th, 2008
09:17:12 PM
I'm really shocked at those of you burning down this site's management for doing what it needs to do. And for fuck's sake, you already know what the review says, so take it like a man.
Xoanon
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 11th, 2008
09:19:56 PM
the great thing is that once you click the "russia hits" link, sandwiched in between the stories is "Democrats unveil nightly themes" for the DNC. Awesome. That's what I was really worried about.
GHOST RECON1 VIDEO GAME PREDICTED GEORGIA WAR
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
09:21:10 PM
CHECK OUT THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO. IT'S FROM THE VIDEO GAME "GHOST RECON 1" WHICH CAME OUT IN THE YEAR 2001. THE VIDEO GAME ITSELF TAKES PLACE IN THE YEAR 2008 THOUGH, AND IT'S ABOUT RUSSIA INVADING IT'S NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES AND HOW U.S. FORCES ARE IN GEORGIA ON A MISSION TO FIGHT THE RUSSIANS SECRETLY! WHAT A COINCIDENCE HUH? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =XvVZRwlwebo
WWIII Breaking News!!!!!
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
09:22:22 PM
U.S. recon planes have intercepted communications between Moscow leadership and Russian commanders on the ground in Georgia. A partial message was translated and released Monday evening by AP News Wire Staff, read as follows :
"Execute Order 66."

It is believed that the voice on this transmission was that of Vladmir Putin himself issuing orders to his commanders in the field. One insider with the U.S. State Dept, who asked not to be identified due to their closeness to the issue stated, "If indeed this is Mr. Putin issuing such an order, than we are fucked." Investigations into the leaked transmission and what it's meaning are, are ongoing.
What can also happen with movie screenings is...
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
09:23:54 PM
That studios will allow only certain sites like Empire or IGN run a review of the film while everyone else is embargoed..and yes, those sites MAY sign something like a 'affirmation of positive review' or some shit like that. Basically saying they will do their very best to say something positive about the film.

This also happens on TV, shows like ET or Access Hollywood will get a 'sneak peek' of a trailer, while websites can only post about it later. Big TV studios and Magazines and websites pay $$$ to get these exclusives, and I don't think sites like Harry's does.

So, while the reviews for this film may be shitastically bad in this case, they may have even asked for it to be pulled if it wasn't, but I doubt it...studios can also break their own rules when it suits them.

And zom, sorry to say AICN doesn't yield as much power as it used to, thousands of sites have sprung up since 1999, they are faster, better funded, prettier, have a wider reach and are more powerful than AICN...no offence guys..been with you since the old OLD days..but it is the truth.

Michael Regina
Editor in Chief - TheOneRing.net
xoanon@theonering.net

WIII STARTED ON 8/8/8-update #4
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
09:25:41 PM
Lucas loves us! He KNEW WWIII was coming this year and nukes were going to be involved! THAT'S WHY HE MADE INDY GET INTO THE FRIDGE!!! It was a public service announcement on "what to do incase of nuclear war" demostrated by Indiana Jones himself! WOO HOOOO!!!!!!!
old news
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 11th, 2008
09:26:24 PM
nice link regarding the Georgia situation from '06: http://www.time.com/time/world / article/0,8599,1542107,00.html
The editorial staff
by codymr
Aug 11th, 2008
09:26:36 PM
Should check out Michael Mann's The Insider. CBS looked like a bunch dumb asses when they folded to big tobacco. While not nearly on the scale, AICN, how does it feel to fold to big media?
Harry, Mori, Quint... Pep Talk!
by Dataset
Aug 11th, 2008
09:30:34 PM
Love you guys, you all have been a part of my day since 98 or so. I have a question that morphs into a comment that kinda gets lost for a while then wanders around dazed. Wasn't this site kinda made to tear into the Hollywood bullshit? What happened to the days of spies in every film department basically ignoring their confidentiality agreements, risking fines, unemployment, blacklisting and even prison time? This was the great Indiana Jones 007 spy site for geek related movies. Quick, rebellious, anti-establishment and all the better for it. We wanted to feed this machine. I wanted to get menial jobs on sets just to be honored to steal some info and pass it on to Harry and the gang. It was fascinating. CIA for movies shit. Journalism nudged a little to the gonzo side. Still rational enough to know it's just entertainment, but naive enough to believe our opinions mattered to men who's cocaine budgets are more than we make in three years. I realize this is your job. Your families depend on the success of this site. It's probably great fun from time to time. But guys, hippies are driving SUV's Iggy Pop's heroin songs sell cruises and Johnny Rotten is on a reality TV show. You have a great chance to be legends with this site. Please don't become employees. If you were to run afoul of the industry by returning to your roots, it wouldn't be the end. If you were still pushing videos or selling posters (or writing scripts), you would have your family. Life would be harder, money would be tighter, and ComiCon would be something you had to budget to attend. You'd still have your love for film, and you'd have each other's friendships. With the revenues of the site you could budget what would be needed, and the creators that want you for set visits would open their own pockets to have you come. Why would Hollywood still reach out to a maverick AICN? Because AICN would be legendary. It could topple giants, stop bad productions, get nipples off Batman and cry bullshit to American Teen. Why would it be legendary? Because AICN cannot be controlled. Street cred is marketing, yo. If word is someone's gone soft, then the street move on. (Sorry, in the second season of a Wire marathon) And if some studio wants to pay you off? Well, exposing that level of corruption is the stuff movies themselves are made of. You guys are great, sorry for meandering. You all make my day so much happier. I just don't want to see you go down this road. You're heroes to every talkbacker. Even the trolls. Make us proud. Don't get sued over this. But one day, when someone has a VHS copy of Avatar a month before release and asks you to come to this hotel, this room number, you better fucking follow them. You did that for Star Wars once, I recall...
It's Not A Big Deal
by A-COD
Aug 11th, 2008
09:32:16 PM
People need to relax. If you break embargos than no more advance screenings and no more cool news. Pick a different machine to rage against. By the way, Star Trek is now officially cooler than Star Wars.
so XoanonTORN, which sites have a wider reach and are more power
by Amy Chasing
Aug 11th, 2008
09:32:37 PM
I'm just curious because I think I'd like to read them too.
poop - my title got truncated
by Amy Chasing
Aug 11th, 2008
09:33:31 PM
the rest was "ful than AICN" but you probably got that
Can't Wait To See Clone Wars
by A-COD
Aug 11th, 2008
09:36:33 PM
Next year when I download it for free on Limewire
When AICN got rid of their reviews....
by Earthquake WestCoast
Aug 11th, 2008
09:38:48 PM
instead of getting rid of everything, couldn't they have just did what they do when a studio tells them to take down a video or pic from a movie, and say "taken down because of so and so,etc"? They could of just done that and ALSO LEAVE ALL THE COMMENTS that people made. Why did they get rid of EVERYTHING????
Bite the hand that feeds
by jefflebowski
Aug 11th, 2008
09:39:17 PM
So if everyone is T.O'd about AICN selling out, why don't the TBers revolt and move en masse to another site? Hit em where it hurts...the webclicks. I've tried to find another geeky movie-tv-comics site but never found one I liked or updated as much. I'm open to suggestions.
Amy Chasing
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
09:40:35 PM
Oh I've no idea the specific ones, and that's not to say AICN isn't still awesome..but sites like MTV.com, IGN, Empire, Entertainment Weekly, THR etc..etc. Those are big companies..big business...big time $$$ to get stuff. AICN hasn't, and won't go that way..no matter how much some TBers think they've 'sold out' over the years.

There is also the issue of 'synergy' (my mouth stings just saying that word)...we all know the same mega companies that own TV networks also own studios (ABC/Disney, NBC/Universal etc..). So when a movie studio wants to promote a movie, they give these exclusives to the 'sister' TV stations and Magazines...bloody Mega-Companies...

Michael Regina
Editor in Chief - TheOneRing.net
xoanon@theonering.net

Way to go, Harry.
by cyrenaic
Aug 11th, 2008
09:42:17 PM
I've been critical of you in the past, big man. But I'll give you props for telling the geeks to have at it. As a former print guy who did movie reviews, I understand the embargo issue. It is a shame that this is what Star Wars has become. Well at least we have the Dark Knight. The king is dead; long live the king.
Michael regina, I think your name should be Michael Vagina
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Aug 11th, 2008
09:43:03 PM
OOOHHHH BBBBUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNN Leafy Mcplantsalot Editor in Cheif -theonehole.net
Leafy McPlantsalot
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
09:48:33 PM
Dude...weak..I've been hearing that one since the second grade. Usually I say 'you are what you eat' in return..but in your case you may not understand what I mean...
My god haven't any of you seen the new Star Wars?
by Series7
Aug 11th, 2008
09:50:08 PM
Weren't they all about Embargoes? Isn't that what post Return of the Jeidi star wars is all about? I thought you people took this to heart.

Not sure if anyone else caught that this talk back was long and I missed it.

Thanks, Mori
by Immortal_Fish
Aug 11th, 2008
09:51:21 PM
You've always been a class act. Please don't pull a "Joel."
Aren't most of the reviews here embargoed?
by jimmay
Aug 11th, 2008
09:51:41 PM
All the reviews from those early screenings where studios make people promise not to talk about them or reveal anything, what about those?. . .you guys should have just posted under psuedonyms, it would have been a polite, scott-free way of saying FUCK YOU to Warner Bros.
jimmay
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
09:53:14 PM
Studios don't care WHO posted..they'll still rip you a new one. All this fluff over a craptastic movie..sad. And did someone finally ban Davettt?
I mean psuedo-psuedonyms.
by jimmay
Aug 11th, 2008
09:53:29 PM
Mori, Quint, et al are missing the point
by KCMOSHer
Aug 11th, 2008
09:57:06 PM
This seems to be happening more and more often lately: you make an editorial decision on the site based on business needs, then act shocked/angered/betrayed/annoy ed when your readers push back, hard. What you all seem to forget is long ago, you started this site and made it what it was on one basis alone: you broke the rules, you sent 'spies' into the studio system for early reports, basically doing the -exact opposite- of what you do now. Your readers still kind of expect that from you, even though you haven't been that site for many years. I'm not saying that expectation is reasonable at this point, but it's there. And yeah, part of me wishes someone else would take up the banner of the 'fuck you, Hollywood, we're going to talk about your shit' gonzo journalists you once were. Now, Mori's a successful screenwriter, Harry's dabbling in moviemaking, and the site in general depends on the very system that it once used and abused to supply them with their lifeblood of access and exclusives. I'm not personally saying better or worse. I'm affiliated (with a much newer pseudonym) with a site that also plays by the rules. The problem is, they -always- played by the rules. You didn't. Imagine if Drudge started relying only on the wires for his content? It'd be a ghost town. You guys are -blessed- to have survived the transition from outlaws to lawmen. But you will never, ever outlive your own reputation, so I have no idea why you bother with these protestations of surprise when you get negative feedback for enforcing the law you once flagrantly broke.
I really couldn't care less.
by Lobanhaki
Aug 11th, 2008
09:58:39 PM

So many people nowadays lack a sense of humor or fun about movies. That's what people don't realize about the prequels. They're not supposed to be Oscar material.

Here's a little hint: if you find the stuff on screen to be too inane, and you love movies, then think of it as a career. Learn how to make movies better. Take the work Lucas started, and take it to the next level.

Why? Because otherwise you're dwelling on this crap for nothing. If you've got nothing better to do than hang around a film site and be cynical, then I really pity you. It's like the story of that monk who helped a lady across a river. The monk he was travelling with fumed about it, since they were not supposed to deal with women like that. When the monk who carried the woman finally asked what was ticking him off, the other monk told him. The first monk replied "I carried the woman, yes, but I put her down on the other side. You have carried her all the way here."

Put the lady down. If Lucas so offended you about it, fine. But it's nothing worth losing a screw over. Find a better science fiction work, or make one yourself. Stop whining.
hey Lucas im not watching your movie thanks to AICN!!!
by Seth Brundle
Aug 11th, 2008
10:01:00 PM
they warned me that your movie is shit and im now telling all my friends so they dont spend money on your movie, and yes i know you are crying now
THIS IS SCANDALOUS!!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
10:01:11 PM
It will go down in the anals of AICN history!
Oh, and whoever's posting that review...
by Lobanhaki
Aug 11th, 2008
10:05:48 PM
...on their site, you are aware, aren't you, that you're violating Harry's copyright? He could go after you for that.
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!
by Seth Brundle
Aug 11th, 2008
10:06:46 PM
:o
LMAO Copyright Comment
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
10:07:45 PM
yeah sure. That's not occupational suicide or anything.
Go Mori
by Fireball XL-5
Aug 11th, 2008
10:10:11 PM
Harry told the flamers to "have at it" because he's a pacifist. I could be wrong, but I suspect Mori is not, and I'm with him. I'm a pass-the-fist! Seriously, there are a lot of regular posters here who are no better than the people who talk loud or use cell phones during a movie. They contribute nothing of value to the experience and seem determined to provoke a fight. It's a pathetic ploy for attention. I say ban 'em and can 'em.
So the moral of the story is. . .
by jimmay
Aug 11th, 2008
10:11:55 PM
It's absolutely pointless for the writers of this site to accept invitations from studios for embargoed early screenings when they can't write about them until everyone else has seen them. You should have waited for the public screening at the Egyptian. Now you can't even write about it, which is thoroughly stupid, seeing as how...wait for it....that's your fucking job! Seriously, next time the studios invite you to see a movie two days earlier than everyone else in return for your bought silence, JUST SAY NO.
It's only embargoed because it blows
by jimmy_009
Aug 11th, 2008
10:13:31 PM
Studios love good buzz leaking early. This embargo says it all. You won't get my $10.
IndustryKiller!, you're a dumb cunt, aren't you?
by Atticus Finch
Aug 11th, 2008
10:14:11 PM
It's funny how you cut and paste parts of quotes to try to cobble together some sort of argument. The PT wasn't sloppy, inorganic, or two-dimensional. It captured the spirit and fun of the originals for the most part. And yes, the little nuances that are part of the live saga do detract from the feel/spirit/excitement of seeing a true SW film. I guess you don't understand subtlety. Probably part of the reason you'll never break into the business.
jimmay
by XoanonTORN
Aug 11th, 2008
10:16:18 PM
Embargoes usually end the day of the release of the movie/game/whatever..so AICN can post it at 12:01am on Friday morning..for everyone to read and ponder before going out that night...or whatever..
Fireball
by dudemandude
Aug 11th, 2008
10:17:29 PM
Actually I'll wager a guess and say Harry said "have at it" because he believes in the 1st Amendment and actually is encouraging open discussion where as Mori is not. Harry walks a very fine line in his business, he is after all the "Rebel" who started this site, so a part of that is still in him, but there is also the business side that needs to placate the studios from time to time. I'm not in agreement with his decision to yank the reviews myself, but it's not my decision to make.

I just think all this banning talk and suppression of people's fundamental right to Free Speech is disappointing. Harry does not seem to be one of these Speech Suppressors, at least as it pertains to the TalkBack, but some of the posters and Mori sure are.

The 1st Amendment wasn't passed to protect nice speech. Nice speech doesn't need protecting. It was implemented to protect offensive and controversial speech, ideas that people don't want heard.
TOO SOON!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
10:18:11 PM
You posted too soon!

Hey, it happens.

Remember When AICN hadn't sold out?
by krylyyk
Aug 11th, 2008
10:19:06 PM
There was a reason test screening exit poll papers added a clause stating viewers wouldn't put up reviews or spoilers about what they saw. In fact, there was a reason studio execs jokingly referred to it as "The Harry Knowles Clause." My, how far we've fallen and sold out. This brings into suspect EVERY review and comment ever on this site.
I'm not in the US.
by Gilkuliehe
Aug 11th, 2008
10:19:12 PM
And I got invited to a screening of this and didn't get any shitty embargo. Why hold a screening if you're gonna slap the attendants with a "shush" thingy is beyond me. Anyway, I fell asleep during this movie. Next time, embargo my eyelids, WB! So there.
dudemandude
by Fireball XL-5
Aug 11th, 2008
10:22:31 PM
I agree. When the framers conceived the 1st Ammendment they were thinking about a person's inalienable right to call someone an "asshat."
XoanonTORN
by jimmay
Aug 11th, 2008
10:26:42 PM
I don't know, I think most people work all day Friday. Political campaigns and administrations have been known to release bad or at least unfavorable news on Friday afternoons, knowing that it's the one time of the week people are least likely to be prowling the internet or haunting the news networks, and by the time they do tune in or sign on at the end of the weekend, it's all largely blown-over. It's a journalistic dead-zone, and I strongly recommend Harry, Mori, et al refuse their ruse next time. It's just bad news-sense.
Definitely a contridiction...
by Philvis
Aug 11th, 2008
10:26:42 PM
Personally, I do not see why a reviewer would see a film if they are not allowed to release their review until the day of the movie. Give me a break. It's the oldest trick in the book. If they can't badmouth the movie prior to its release for being horrible, ticket sales should be good the first weekend. If it is widely known to be a bad movie, ticket sales could potentially be bad opening weekend. I hope Harry and the gang show a little more integrity next time and tell the studio to piss off if they are invited to a screening with an embargo. If the big sites are posting their reviews, there is no reason to be scared to post yours or feel like you have betrayed a shitty studio.
Embargo
by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswaldO prahWinFreeJackHorkheimer
Aug 11th, 2008
10:36:04 PM
Lucas... Use the enForce, Lucas. Ever get the feeling the word "Jawa" was a racial slur? They would never call themselves Jawas, until many years later when they discovered hip-hop as a means of self expression.
Calm down, it's no big deal...
by JuanSanchez
Aug 11th, 2008
10:36:05 PM
BUT IF YOU FUCKING POST IT WE WILL FUCKING BAN YOUR ASS!!!!! Doesn't seem to mesh.
Crazy
by Ilthaniel
Aug 11th, 2008
10:37:32 PM
Seriously some of you guys are crazy, I mean crazy in that you need to seek some professional help. Getting angry over something like this is pretty mad. I mean really, does it matter? No, it really doesn't. Want to get worked up about something? , try looking at whats happening in Georgia at the moment, where people are dying. Or just something, anything, real, that actually matters. If AICN are giving attitude I think its a natural reaction to a bunch of kids who really should get over themselves.
I was hoping for a Hard R Aalya Secura
by zinc_chameleon
Aug 11th, 2008
10:37:55 PM
...and the rest of you guys were too. Admit it, you'll feel better.
Lucas ass-fucked my freedom of speech. Twice.
by Uncle Stan
Aug 11th, 2008
10:40:09 PM
ALL THIS VENOM AND VITRIOL ... OVER STAR WARS?
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
10:41:10 PM
I love it!!!!!
man guys, I think you're missing the point...
by BadMrWonka
Aug 11th, 2008
10:43:34 PM
as Mori said, "Lucas’s little cartoon movie isn’t worth all this sound and fury."

personally I think it's obvious that WB and Lucasfilm know that a few days of hardcore fan backlash will hurt this, they're not stupid. and Harry's review was gonna get reprinted everywhere, it was so harsh. and so they're enforcing the embargo a little more stringently here than elsewhere, because of the type of people that read this site, and the influence they have on the web. ultimately, they underestimated the hoopla that was going to come of it because of talkbacker ire and entitlement, and if that backfires on them, so be it. but that's their problem. why take it out on Mori and AICN?

AICN eschewing an embargo, getting a couple calls, and ultimately complying, isn't the goddamn Kennedy assassination. so a couple of the guys weren't on the same page and a few wires were crossed. relax! I understand being indignant about mistreatment. but you oughtn't make the mistaken assumption that everything that AICN does is about YOU. sometimes, it's about THE SITE.

I'd like to take a quick poll to see how many of you that are up in arms about this still believe in the Loch Ness Monster...and if so, I have some land on Mars to sell you, real cheap!

I haven't seen this many dingbats come out of the AICN woodwork since the Lost spoiler debacle last year. jesus christ. chill out people.

remind me again
by TheDudeintheShadows
Aug 11th, 2008
10:45:29 PM
who the fuck cares?
who gives a shit about this movie?
by Judge Briggs
Aug 11th, 2008
10:47:58 PM
really? looks awful.
IT'S A CARTOON, PEOPLE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
10:51:10 PM
A cartoon. Let it go.
Bullshit artists and liars... ALL OF YOU!
by Drafthouse_Slave
Aug 11th, 2008
10:52:51 PM
This place makes me sick. Lucas doesn't owe any of you assholes a damn thing. Their HIS films, NOT YOURS. Did he fuck your childhood in the ass? Did he rape the 10 year old who played with his toys? Did he jam that Luke Figure in your ass while giving you a reach around. I love it when the dumb fucks of this site come out of the woodwork to bitch and complain about Lucas. The guy has done more for the film industry then ANYONE. ILM, Skywalker Sound are involved in 80% of the films released every year. He was the first person to back PIXAR. While the Prequels are far from perfect, the story was always there. Read the Prologue to the 1976 Novelization of Star Wars. It's ALL THERE, the whole fucking thing. I know 4 NON-Lucasfilm people who have seen this film and LOVED it. Basically all Prequel haters as well. They're made these stories weren't waht was used for the Prequels. The film wasn't made by Lucas, it was made by Star Wars fans. Dave Filoni, the director, is more Kasdan then Lucas. I also love how SW fans bitch and complain at any given moment about buying this and buying that... BUT YOU STILL FUCKING BUY IT! YOU STILL, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAY IN THE BOARDS, STILL FUCKING RUSH OUT TO SEE THIS STUFF!!! Just shut the fuck up. WB put an embargo on The Dark Knight and the last 2 Potter films. Go on believing Lucas screwed you over. I really wish he would knock down your door and fuck you with a 1/4 scale Sideshow Vader because then at least it would be true. Anytime you fucks bitch about Star Wars it's like Peter crying wolf, it's fucking old... older then dirt. Get over it, you fucks... Stop Buying the toys and DVDS, stop going to the movies and don't weatch the TV shows when they're on and make a stand... ..but you dumb ass won't and you'll either bitch on and on or, just maybe, this film and the TV series will shut you morons up.
I like whales.
by HyphenatedWords
Aug 11th, 2008
10:53:59 PM
Silly, silly people. Maybe it comes from being old enough to remember what it was like to wait for things and not feel ownership of someone else's work (good or bad) as a born privilege, but I think the posturing is a lot of misplaced chi.

Let's talk about the important things. Moriarty, what is your favorite breakfast cereal? I had some plain Cheerios with a bit of honey this morning and enjoyed my ridunculous "chopping" Batman toy.

"Mom! Billy took my Heath Ledger action figure! You know, the one from the film I'm too young to see but is being marketed to me anyway."
TADA!
by dontBanMeBro
Aug 11th, 2008
10:56:40 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6ez8ny Please...... don't ban me bro!
EMBARGO / KENNEDY ASSASSINATION
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
10:57:00 PM
Now that BadMrWonka mentioned it, where are you people when the talkbacks really count for something, like war and Constitutional rights? Y'all need to leave that galaxy far far away and plot a course back home.
It's coming out in August...
by DarthFloyd
Aug 11th, 2008
10:57:52 PM
Isn't that usually when summer movies that are guarenteed to suck are released? Honest, what is the big deal?

For those of us pleading ignorance to the whole "embargo" thing, I have a couple of questions for the esteemed black-backgrounders.

Break an embargo, what happens? Cease and Desist? Lawsuit? People in black suits knock on your door at a late hour and flash neurolyzers?

I thought newspapers and other media couldn't officially print reviews until at least the evening before opening, does an embargo such as this prevent even that from taking place?

Good or bad, what the hell is everyone getting their panites in a bunch over? Everyone who complained of their childhood being gang-raped by George and Jar Jar, how much worse could this be? Are we talking worse that The Holiday Special?

Zoidberg, you ignorant ass...
by Drafthouse_Slave
Aug 11th, 2008
11:01:00 PM
He owes you nothing. Really, he doesn't. He owes none of us anything. You'd all be bitching and complaining had he never made the Prequels. You'll bitch and complain through anything and everything the man does. I love how everyone bitched about Indy 4 and through the blame on him, but he was 1/3 to blame on that mess... But no one will throw blame on Spielberg and Ford... even though they were all in on it as well. The intelligence level of the people who comment here is below legally retarded. You all should have your handles start with "MagnoliaFan" and end numerically according to when you signed up.
Drafthouse_Slave = tool
by WhoDis
Aug 11th, 2008
11:01:45 PM
which I guess makes him true to his nickname
i call illuminati
by chipps
Aug 11th, 2008
11:04:24 PM
or bilderburg.

I honestly don't care, it all seems pretty stupid, but really, this started as a site made by a guy who went and saw movies like everyone else. I don't even read the massively ahead of time reviews because i don't really want to know everything about a movie before i go in, i come out and talk about the movie after i have seen it. Point is you do seem very afraid of pissing these guys off (not that i really care) when really the advantage of a fan boy site this is not caring about pissing them off. what if there was an embargo on Godzilla images? would you post the image?

MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTAN GAY DISCO!!!
by LaserPants
Aug 11th, 2008
11:05:21 PM
Lift the embargo and lift your buns! Its time to penetrate the femme Persian overtranny to a pounding disco beat!
Skip the toon mates!
by JERRY HORROR
Aug 11th, 2008
11:06:25 PM
Where is our promised live action television program? I'll go see clone wars in theaters, without my girlfriend. She's smarter than that. (sigh) Lucas owns children of the 70's and 80's souls. www.myspace.com/jerryhorror
Harry's Review
by Drafthouse_Slave
Aug 11th, 2008
11:10:59 PM
I wouldn't trust a review from Harry if my life depended on it. The guy has been bought by Hollywood, plain and simple. He's been corrupted by the wining and dining, set and editing room visits. What? No one at Lucas Animation sent a Cargo plane down to get you and park you infront of the Presidio Buffet? A bad review from Harry doesn't mean what it use to, folks. There's few people I would trust on this site for a review anymore.
BringingSexyBack
by chipps
Aug 11th, 2008
11:11:14 PM
i watched that documentary you suggested. I took notes on the factual errors. I don't wanna piss you off but many of them can be easily shown to be wrong. Half the documentary was a guy yelling 'im not your slave' at passing cars. My queiries with are too long to post here but i'll post them in the twitch thread if you are interested (and if it won't degenerate into name calling) anyway it was still interesting.
LASER: HOW ABOUT SABBATH NIGHT FEVER?
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
11:15:46 PM
You should be prayin', yeah!
CHIPPS, I'M JUST GLAD YOU WATCHED IT
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2008
11:19:19 PM
No name-calling from me, my man. It may have some errors but how accurate could one be when investigating secret societies? By nature, their activities are closely guarded, and such Satanic conspiracists would not have attained world dominion by letting guys like Alex Jones so easily discover them ... but at least you got a glimpse at the truth and looked with an open mind - that's more than I could say for most sheeple in this world ...
My prediction
by conspiracy
Aug 11th, 2008
11:22:08 PM
This cut rate, soulless, 5th rate, toy commercial is gonna get beat worse than Amanda Lucas on her New Zealand adventure. The prequels were bad enough, but from what I'm seeing this thing looks like like some kind of Direct to Video release.
dudemandude
by codymr
Aug 11th, 2008
11:25:19 PM
Thx for the support dude.
BadMrWonka
by codymr
Aug 11th, 2008
11:37:14 PM
At least for me, it's less about Lucas' little film and more about AICN and the way they have dealt with people look to this site for information... AICN dealt with the sitation poorly. The only Star Wars film I like it the ESB... the rest I thought were enjoyable, but only OK on the scale of pop entertainment. I'd probably rent Clone Wars if I don't catch it on TV first. But that's just one man's opinion.
Not very confident, are they?
by slaughterstorm
Aug 11th, 2008
11:46:14 PM
at least they care enough about our opinions to fear that we might make them lose money...interesting how often bad films try to defend themselves so feebly.
Oh...My...God!
by p0llk4t
Aug 11th, 2008
11:49:09 PM
I just read both of the embargoed reviews and all I can say is WOW! Even though I hate these pussified studio hacks, I can't blame them for getting those reviews pulled! Doh...we got something called the internet now bitches! Too late, the word is out!

I'm going to review the embargoed reviews like one well known reviewer on this site might...

It was like Zed threw a handfull of sand into a jar of vaseline, pulled out the gimp, and went to town on "The Beards" cornhole. And no...Mark Hamill did not come back to save him with a katana.

I don't think they'll have to worry about the WB, but I think they can kiss their Ranch visit's goodbye. At least "The Big Guy" already got to see it.
whinging cunts
by thehoebo
Aug 11th, 2008
11:56:49 PM
my god you lot are a bunch of whinging fuckers. 'wah wah wah, lucas stole my childhood' 'wah wah wah, star wars is dead'. do fuck off you pretentious cunts, not one of you has any right to get this worked up over a series of fucking movies. That goes for what i loosely call 'reviewers' too. All of you talking like the world is over because of the PT or the animated film, of you don't like it piss off back to your basements so you can wank about leia in her gold bikini. The truth is, star wars aint dead, it will go on a long time after you've all died from terminal stupidity and cheese overdoses. Star Wars, the original film, is a bit shitty, it always way, hokey story, hokey acting, hokey everything, it wasn't that good, it's not The Godfather, it may seem that way to you lunatics but it's seriously not, it's just a fun 'B' movie. Harry, and all the other pretentious wankers that are claiming it to be some raping of childhood need to seriously get fucked, they are the worst sort of fans, the fucking hard core losers that felt sorry for the Star Wars Kid. Yes the PT was a bit shit, but none so bad as the opening hour of Jim Henson's Return of the Muppet Jedi, I skip straight to degobah EVERY time. Quite why the fuck you losers are so angry over this, only your mothers know, I'll probably see Clone Wars, I'll probably watch the series, and the liver series, whenever it happens. I WON'T get overly worked up about it, because I'm not a stupid fanboy cunt like 99% of you fuckers. Owned.
I Would Just Like To Say
by CutAndPaste
Aug 12th, 2008
12:03:01 AM
That I find it funny that we should all "calm the fuck down" when AintItCool tucks its tail between its legs and removes content when Warners asks them too, but its totally wrong for Paramount to do the same when a advocacy group for the mentally handicapped asks them too. Harry did it out of greed and so did Paramount, but at least Paramount can say that they also did it because maybe the clips from the movie, taken out of the context of the scene, can be seen as offensive or something. So yeah, these guys can suck it.

On a related note; I don't think I've ever seen a post by Moriarty that didn't come off as douche-baggery of the highest order.

Vern is awesome though!
A Horse head in Harry's bed...
by Sulla
Aug 12th, 2008
12:15:37 AM
compliments of Lucas and Luca Brasi. That's what REALLY happened.
AICN does look like pussies now
by fiester
Aug 12th, 2008
12:33:00 AM
...or maybe sell-outs. So much for edgy, outsider reviews. I guess you need a note from Lucas' mom now before you can review his shite.
Who the fuck cares about this kiddie crap...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Aug 12th, 2008
12:38:39 AM
...when AVATAR IS FUCKING OUR EYEBALLS in 2009!
Ha!
by Gracing The Stage
Aug 12th, 2008
12:38:54 AM
There's a delicious irony in the fact that this notice was posted directly above Harry's "Free Speech is Under Attack" rant.
Advance screenings are a fucking COURTESY
by Horace Cox
Aug 12th, 2008
12:39:47 AM
Studios give advance press screenings as a courtesy to the reviewers so they have time to formulate their thoughts, do some research, or whatever else they need to do so they can write a coherent review with ample time before going to press or air.

It's a courtesy to the reviewers so they don't have to rush and scribble out a half-assed review the day before a movie hits theaters (although it may end up being half-assed anyway).

When you go to these screenings you agree to the studio's rules. That's the agreement for the privilege and advantage of seeing it early - it provides more time to write a thorough and thoughtful review but you have to hold off publishing or airing it until the agreed upon time.

It's as simple as that. There is no grand conspiracy at play here. AICN is agreeing to play by the rules that were agreed upon. You simpletons who can't understand this need to fling yourselves under a speeding bus as soon as possible.

Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wh at's Vern got to say
by Stormwatcher
Aug 12th, 2008
12:43:38 AM
Cuz he needed to lighten the mood. Harry, what woudl this play out to like a 4 year old?
Fuck Da Police
by The Brains
Aug 12th, 2008
12:54:25 AM
Check it I'm thru with love I'm thru with all you mothafuckas Feelin' mad shitty Gonna burn down the city Takin' it over for the brothers Burn it up Come on! Tear it up Yeah!
Just get me an Apache Gunship...
by Dr Eric Vornoff
Aug 12th, 2008
12:55:57 AM
...and the directions to Lucas' ranch and let me go full retard on his ass. Oops, I take that back. Please don't ban me.
so it still sucks
by disfigurehead
Aug 12th, 2008
01:00:59 AM
You know what, fuck Star Wars. Fuck Lucas.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Aug 12th, 2008
01:06:59 AM
I am so over Star Wars. It was ruined when the prequels came out and Lucas just continues to ruin it more until all he will be left with is one fat chest bumping douche. Really truly, fuck Star Wars.
clone wars predicted to hit 80 million! just a small mini-rant
by hey...jonboy
Aug 12th, 2008
01:07:34 AM
why is everyone attacking this site? did you really think this site with the amount of traffic it gets daily was completely immune from movie studio influence? stop being so damn naive. this is the nature of the business. if you want a site that hasnt so-called sold out, then go read some idiot's my-space blog. every bit of movie news is not the result of some late night sleuthing. of course much of the info is provided. its a symbiotic relationship. i personally disagree with just about everyone of harry's reviews. you know what? i read other sites reviews to get a sense of whether i will likely enjoy a movie. harry provides a unique perspective on movies and reviews. where else are you going to read gushing and often overly vulgar reviews about movies. certainly not from the nyt or entertainment weekly. also, everyone has faults. maybe harry recieved perks for his godzilla review maybe not. i honestly couldnt care less. this whole thing reeks of jealousy. the way that each fanboy/nerd seems entitled to rip this site apart at the slightest perceived mistake really grinds my gears. (i apologize for the reference). and lastly, what the hell do you expect when you post idiotic things on the scriptgirl talkbacks. dont turn this into the 4chan message boards. although i disagree with what harry and the others did, i believe it is the nature of the game. whatever, i hate star wars anyways. this movie particularly looked like a piece of shit.

by The Brains
Aug 12th, 2008
01:28:51 AM
Some men just want to watch the world uh...singe.
Rappin Duke
by TerryMalloy
Aug 12th, 2008
01:29:16 AM
Fetch!
Yes, I see....
by MongoRa
Aug 12th, 2008
01:30:26 AM
Everything sucks. Got it. Good thing I checked the talkback. Thanks!
But when do we get...
by nascentia
Aug 12th, 2008
01:32:42 AM
...Harry's review for 'Hungry Bitches'? I know you all have heard about it, due to the infamous trailer for the film. The trailer goes by the title "2 Girls 1 Cup." But I want an AICN review of the whole thing.
Duke
by TerryMalloy
Aug 12th, 2008
01:37:19 AM
Simmer down.
Duke
by The Brains
Aug 12th, 2008
01:40:52 AM
Bedways is rightways now, so best you go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right?
My face remains straight and unpissed.
by TerryMalloy
Aug 12th, 2008
01:46:12 AM
Sigh
by TerryMalloy
Aug 12th, 2008
01:50:30 AM
Duke, I knew you were nothing but a lousy gimcrack whore.
Duke
by The Brains
Aug 12th, 2008
01:52:14 AM
No, we shall go to the woods and shoot little sparrows with me ol' rifle, eh? Come on. I gots some red in a box.
It's whether Lucasfilm or Warner forced Harry to take it down
by G100
Aug 12th, 2008
02:09:43 AM
That seems to be causing a great deal of fuss over the internets.

Hell if it was a Warner company drone then you may not agree with it but it avoids Lawsuits presumably.

Though if it was an empty threat with no specific sanction then why cave ?

If it was Lucasfilm though... that DOES reek and reek quite a bit.

I don't care how cool a visit to ILM and Skywalker Ranch is TBH. LucasWorship and doing his every bidding is not what I come to this site for.

big fucking deal
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
02:15:00 AM
move along dweebs, we had fun razzin' on the guys for putting stuff on and deleting it, but its over.
WHEN DID PISSING OFF THE STUDIOS BECOME AN ISSUE???????
by J-Dizzle
Aug 12th, 2008
02:17:39 AM
Now AICN has been online for many years, and my memory may be fuzzy on this so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Harry pissing off the studios left, right, and center long before he was invited to these early screenings?

I mean the WHOLE REASON AICN was so notorious was because Harry dared to take on the wrath of the Hollywood Suits and post many things which angered these same suits. Now, all Hollywood has to do is click its fingers and Harry complies.

In the words of the Joker: "I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off?"

Its the studios own damn fault for not making Harry sign a confidentiality agreement. What are they going to do if Harry keeps the review up? Not invite him to any screenings? Harry didn't give a rat's arse back then, why care now? It doesn't make any sense.

NOTE: I posted this on the "Free Speech" talkback, so I thought I'd post this on here too. Seemed relevant.

Embargoes? Really? Are you fucking kidding me? That's the best you could come up with? Are you telling me there were no EMBARGOES when Harry posted negative reviews of the Batman and Robin prescreening back in '97? Are you telling me Warner Bros didn't have an embargo policy back then?

You're right on one thing Mori. This isn't a conspiracy thing. Its fucking BULLSHIT.

brian benben!
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
02:22:26 AM
dark angel with dolph!
Said with calm voice and forceful eyes
by speed
Aug 12th, 2008
02:34:52 AM
Talkbackers,move along...these are not the reviews you are looking for.

chill, calm down, take a xanax or two or whatever the hell you Gen Y's do to stop from whinging like firefly lovers about getting cancelled and realise that there are huge companies with powerful lawyers out there. You want there to be no AICN? Gotta pick your battles wisely.

Harry's review drinks a beer & cheets on his..
by Bootskin
Aug 12th, 2008
02:56:39 AM
..Wife! You guys seriously need to calm the fuck down. You act like you sent in reviews that got taken down. If everyone is so sick of the site, and it's "shenanigans", then fuck off and go to Joblo or Chud. We need to cull the douchebag population of this site anyhow. Asshats.
Hey Harry, Moriarty, whoever..
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 12th, 2008
03:01:11 AM
If you guys ARE making money on this site, how about throwing a little bit of that towards fixing the search engine? That thing is useless. Let google handle it if your boy isn't up to the job.
As far as i'm concerned..
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 12th, 2008
03:06:21 AM
if you guys signed an agreement not to post a review until a specific date, then that's on you. Your fault, and you have nothing to complain about. But the whole "things aren't always as they seem" vibe that Harry gave off makes that sound unlikely. Unfortunately, the only scenerio that would make Ain't it Cool News look good is the above- and even that borders on incompetence. If there are more twists and turns to the story, then the only thing it could be is coersion and that is NOT cool. Especially if it came in the form of bribes, blackmail, or extortion. ESPECIALLY if they said you couldn't visit the ranch or have toys anymore. That just aint cool.
different scenerio, whiny negative bitch.
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 12th, 2008
03:13:19 AM
Readers drive the site. We are the traffic that generates the revenue that comes in the form of ad sales and any other way they make money. If Harry does something that somehow violates the integrity of this site and makes us question his motives, then he will lose readers. Traffic will go down, and then what happens? Less ad sales, the site becomes less relevant, and then none of it will matter. The point is, Harry has as much of an obligation to the readers as he does to the goons in the suits. Won't have access to Lucas projects anymore? Fine, go back to getting emails from insiders. REAL, unbiased reports. Moriarty is being threatened with not getting another job in the industry? Fine, quit aintitcool and keep your hands clean. That's his choice. Not that I think they would do that, of course. The point is, the website can generate money without whatever Lucas is putting in their pockets. It's just a question of whether or not they want to work that hard and give up the perks. Clearly, they don't.
op-ed
by goldenage
Aug 12th, 2008
03:21:46 AM
Count the number of hits this site gets and then work out as a percentage the amount of outspoken “you betrayed us” posters. What’s the percentage? Less than one I’m guessing. No point in trying to appease the braying idiot masses, no point at all. The problem with writing a vitriolic op-ed piece aimed at a small fraction of people makes it (no doubt mistakenly) sound like you hold your readership in contempt.

If you feel the need to explain decisions made on the site, talk like an adult to the adults that read here and let the screeching idiots rage themselves hoarse.

They only make you look bad if you rise to the bait.

Why this matters to us.
by Elohim
Aug 12th, 2008
03:22:49 AM
KCMOSHer already summed up my opinion better than I probably could (read the talkback before posting, what a novel idea), but I wanted to say a little something about why people are making such a big deal out of a review of a crappy movie that was only temporarily pulled. Not to get too dramatic, but in my mind, this is a little like the Howard Dean scream or Britney Spears shaving her head. It's a small incident that suddenly crystallizes all of the vague impressions you have about something into a single image, and that image becomes a symbol of the larger truth. In this case, it's not about the review, it's the fact that readers here have, over the years, seen AICN change from a website of outsiders looking in to a website of insiders looking out, and this incident (hell, this post of Mori's) is entirely emblematic of that. I don't fault the staff for it. Honestly, if I had the choice between running an outlaw geek movie website and being a semi-successful screenwriter or movie producer, I know which one I would choose, and I think most of us would choose the same. I can't fault Harry and Mori for wanting a chance to express their own creative vision, or even just for wanting the chance to meet and talk to some of the filmmakers and actors who have made such a big impact on all our lives. But it does come at a price, and that price is, as many people have noted, giving up the one thing that really made this site worth visiting, at least for me. I don't come here for early reviews of movies, I come here to read things that make me think, "ain't it cool." I've been here for a while (as I type this, I can't believe I've been visiting this site off and on for almost 10 years), and it seems to me like the supply of those cool things has been trailing off slowly but surely. It just took this incident to crystallize all of that data into a "why" that made sense. I'm not mad; after all, this is the way the world works. I'm just a little sad because I loved that old outlaw movie geek website, and I only kinda like this new website that's into advanced reviews and celebrity interviews.
GoldenAge and Elohim...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 12th, 2008
03:32:54 AM
... GOLDENAGE: if you aren't one of the hysterics, then the op-ed was definitely not aimed at you, and no offense was meant. That was for that narrow percentage of the audience, and I'm sorry if you felt talked down to.

Elohim, well-said and most likely inarguable. People change. There's no way I'd try to say that what I write now is what I wrote 12 years ago.

WhinyNegativeBitch
by Bootskin
Aug 12th, 2008
03:36:12 AM
I know what you're saying, but others have been saying similar things for years. And look! The site's STILL going strong. Unfortunately, there will always be people who'll start freaking out at the slightest little thing, and blow it all out of proportion. That's seriously what happened in this scenario in my opinon.
To those...
by tomdolan04
Aug 12th, 2008
03:39:06 AM
slightly off-topic referring to the Russia/Georgia conflict, the tragic part is the locals of Georgia are crying out at the international community to step in against Russia as Georgia offered great support when the Iraq conflict kicked off.

They can't understand why the world won't kick off against Russia as they did with Iraq. I hate oversimplifying, but it really is a school playground situation. You tend not to pick fights with guys you don't think you can easily beat into submission, or if theres nothing in it for you at the end.

Ditto with Mugabe. He's on par with Hussein in terms of attrocity and all the U.N can do is tut with disapproval.

Back to Clone Wars, I agree that the whole 'oops two reviews posted then pulled, we teh forgot or weren't told about an embargo' is questionable, but to launch into tirades about the writers in wrong. Their site, their creative input = their call.

The world and his wife knows this will be disappointing and lacking at best. If people want to attack anything, attack Warners' (and other studios) fantastically cynical 'embargo the duds, turn to AICN to pimp the good' policy.

AICN still works for me...
by ianlegend
Aug 12th, 2008
03:41:45 AM
...press embargo or not. Harry thinks Clone Wars stinks. I know he thinks it stinks. I won't be rushing out to see it. So who gives a fuck whether the review is down again until Friday?
Mighta Have Fallen?
by MightyOs
Aug 12th, 2008
03:45:15 AM
When I first heard about this site there were rumours that AICN could make or break a film BEFORE release.....
The same old story
by Lloytron
Aug 12th, 2008
03:46:04 AM
It's all about the money. Keeping the studios sweet, being corporate whores. Not biting the dick that feeds you.

All of which is fine from a business perspective. It also shows AICN for what it really is.

Oh and for those that don't understand why they would show it a week early, please engage your brains - obviously not everyone in the screening was under the same embargo. Do you think they are going to hold individual screenings for each organisation, or screen it en masse to a wide range of people but give them different restrictions on when they can review?

have we ever taken time to think what if....?
by walfrid
Aug 12th, 2008
03:46:06 AM
What if George Lucas had all of these story lines, concepts, bad ideas, great ideas, lovable characters and Jar Jar all in mind, when he was smoking pot in college? If when he says he had the story in his head all along, and now he has the freedom to do whatever the hell it is he's doing, well good for him. I mean the man has children that aren't gonna pay for college themselves, and honestly who here wouldn't want a kick ass ranch with no freakin' neighbors and all the highest geeky toys at their disposal? And a Darth Vader bodyguard to boot! As far as the reviews go, if the movie is really as bad as it's sounds like it's going to be, the guys at AICN news can tell us in detail on friday how shitty it is. Hell that's what we thrive for. I've been reading this site since the first rumors of the LotR movie, and the site has grown to have one of the best online community of readers, so if we have to wait til friday for the guys to tell us how much the movie sucks, I guess we wait. Keep doin what you do guys. but keep in mind, that yeah the studios give you those perks to see things early, that the reason you guys are getting those perks is because you run a site where there are so many passionate fans.. we're all big boys and girls, but every once in a while a lesson in patience does us good.. Thanks
Quote: "Lucas’s little cartoon movie isn’t worth all this sound
by sheathledger
Aug 12th, 2008
03:51:12 AM
a review in itself no?
Joe Hallenbeck, anybody?
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 12th, 2008
03:52:40 AM
Anybody remember convicted felon Joe Hallenbeck aka Michael Gerhard when AICN was posting reviews by convicted felon? Just so we're clear here.
sheathledger
by onephatnelly
Aug 12th, 2008
04:03:10 AM
Agreed, but I think it's more a case of Lucas himself isn't worth all this sound.
tomdolan04
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
04:04:20 AM
america seems to be going around invading other sovereign nations..

it seems if any country needs "liberating" its the us.

My point is AICN used to brag out being outlaw
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 12th, 2008
04:11:30 AM
It seems hard to believe this is the same site that tried to crash the Oscar winners. All the "cookies" and "pwesents" and wanna-be producing credits are gutting it of the rebellious nature it once had - or at least tried very hard to have.
Just Read Elohim
by MightyOs
Aug 12th, 2008
04:12:16 AM
That's a nicer way of saying what I did. I concur, sir. And don't mean to be too pissy to the staff here. Just, maybe a new underground outlaw site is needed.....
so wait, a felon can't have...
by walfrid
Aug 12th, 2008
04:13:10 AM
an opinion towards whether a movie is good or bad?.... oh yeah that's right because when you become a felon, you lose your opinion card... wait, no I'm pretty sure you just can't vote anymore, or buy handguns.
I wouldn't have seen this movie anyway
by Steve Rogers
Aug 12th, 2008
04:14:46 AM
It looks terrible. I have to think though, that if AICN had obeyed an embargo back in the day would we have go the legendary BATMAN & ROBIN review? Stick it to the man. Fuck Warners and their lousy movie.
Everyone at AICN is middle aged now
by catlettuce4
Aug 12th, 2008
04:17:36 AM
don't forget. Kids, mortgages, loans. It happens
Everyone at AICN is middle aged now
by catlettuce4
Aug 12th, 2008
04:17:38 AM
don't forget. Kids, mortgages, loans. It happens
Who care's? I'm going to see this regardless
by pokadoo
Aug 12th, 2008
04:23:10 AM
I sat through the holiday special and two Ewok movies. How bad can this be? With my Cinemapass it will only cost me my time, and a small part of my soul.
the site has compromised itself to a certain extent
by zapano
Aug 12th, 2008
04:30:42 AM
due to its success. don't get me wrong, it's still a great read. and i think it's still sticking to its convictions, eg. the site certainly showed how much lucas messed up by rejecting the darabont script. i think this whole thing reflects in part how much fan's estimation of Lucas has fallen. Even during the time of the prequels you could entertain an apologist's point of view. I even remember seeing people coming out of the phantom menace convincing themselves they liked it. But now, any apologist now comes off as just some weirdo loon bag.
Mori, you are becoming a really pissy guy
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Aug 12th, 2008
04:38:01 AM
You're constant disdain for your readership is amazing. You may paint me as another asshole who wants to be ugly and nasty, but I'm not. I just find your constant vitriol towards the whole AICN Talkback community to be baffling. You have forgotten your roots. The best thing about AICN are the Talkbacks. I have been entertained to the hilt by some of the most hilarious and insightful commentary by lowly T'Bers. You shouldn't tar everyone with the same brush.
What does it all MEAN?
by Mr Gorilla
Aug 12th, 2008
04:38:16 AM
Why did Lucas have a premiere for this movie (I saw an interview where he claims it's the first of his movies ever to have one) but them WB embargoes? I mean, embargoe is ALWAYS the sign of a studio knowing that advance word of mouth will be bad, right? (Someone please put me right here - has there EVER been a case of a movie being embargoed because it was GOOD?) So if you are keeping schtum, why the premiere?
And why piss off your fans?
by Mr Gorilla
Aug 12th, 2008
04:43:46 AM
I am one of the few that really liked the prequels - well, 2 and 3 anyway, although I saw each of them twice in the cinema, and own each on DVD. So that makes me a pretty solid fan. I would book seats to the opening weekend weeks in advance. But with this movie, I can't explain why, I'm not up for it. Can't get excited about it. Anyone else feel like that? It's sad. I truly think that the sex Star Wars movies are one of the greatest things in the history of cinema. I mean it. I have a couple of friends who watch loads of Bergman, French films etc and never saw Star Wars, and when they watch the Star Wars movies (especially, IV and V, obviously) it's blown their minds. I'm not saying that Lucas is better than Tarkovsky or anything, but what he's done in creating a word (that's not an adaptation of a book) is incredible.
HALFWAY!
by theycallmemrglass
Aug 12th, 2008
04:46:34 AM
Just making up for a lack of a First poster. Only time will tell if this is an accurate post... So what are we talking here? Has Harry sold out? No, he hasnt. Neither has the AICN team. But things have inevitably changed since the exciting days when Harry was shown a top secret video of SW:ATOC months before release, or since the days when WB would literally blame Harry's site for the poor performance of a Batman film, or the days when spies risked their lives to get a review in before release, or the days when there were no shitty embargoes. AICN was radical in the past. Now it is simply different because other film sites have emerged and peoples's lives move on. What AICN is now is a hardcore film geek community where opinions are no holds barred and absolutely noone is banned from TBs. Not even TalkbackDeath...until now! Wow, now we can be banned for posting up a AICN review! AICN is still ours, no one is selling out. Its just no one at AICN is daring to break rules anymore. Harry has to progress in life, so he has become a TV personality and movie producer and now a husband. That changes a person but thats life, and it aint for the bad. Everyone just has to move on and cherish the good 'ol days. That said AICN still fucking rocks, we still get exclusives, we still get wacky reviews from the team including Harry's unique chocolate covered pussy style, we still bitch like we never bitch before and we are still talking/bitching/crying/praisi ng about fucking STAR WARS as we did for over a fucking decade. We maybe dissapointed about AICN giving in to the embargoe shit but one thing hasnt changed whilst our indivuals lives has aged and moved on, the TALKBACKERS. We still come here and to bitch, defend, attack and man, its bliss. Long live AICN. Can I have a freebie now, please for my pro AICN site review? A Harry Doll? Quint signed shark? a Moriary signed cap? No? Fuck.
This is Weird because
by FuryofthefilmFan
Aug 12th, 2008
05:10:35 AM
they DO have early screenings, quite a few of them too. Do they honestly thing negative reviews a few days before a screening is going to make a difference? If that's the case then stop all screenings, trick your fans into seeing another stupid jedi story and thats the end of that.
Harry hates the movie and slaps it down harder than I have seen
by suddenlyhats
Aug 12th, 2008
05:11:43 AM
No wonder they embargoed the review. Feel free to rearrange the following words cribbed from Harry's review until they make sense to you. "The film hated I. IT HATED. IT REALLY HATED!" - Would someone who was worried about offending WB or Lucas write with such vitriol? The shadow of the banhammer falls upon me...but I'm sticking up for Harry.
if you see a cop car.. warn a brotha!
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
05:16:53 AM
Harry's Bad Review & The Embargo Which Is Attracting Attention T
by Media Messiah
Aug 12th, 2008
05:18:15 AM
I understand Harry's position fully, something I have been calculating and wondering about for sometime now. This industry is ruthless and he has a family to take care of. The reason why I understand, is I'm trying to create a family of my own, and sometimes you have to alter your maverick ways to make a way for those whom you love, which means having to stay silent in unfair situations, and for Harry, this may be one of those very instances.

As for Lucas, he is well aware of what is going on here. I guarantee you, someone close to him most certainly would have advised him of the matter by now, if only a nephew or assistant, etc. These people do not live in a vacuum. Hell, I even know people who know Lucas. One phone call and the embargo would stop, so trust me, Warner isn't acting on its own here...this is coming from Lucas Film in concert with Warner. The problem is, however, by their actions, they are only attracting more unwanted attention to Harry's bad review. Until I heard of this embargo, I never even knew of Harry's posting, but now I do...and so does everyone else who wants, or doesn't want, to know.

This movie will bomb, and clearly, this is the reason why Lucas Film fears early negative reviews, which are hitting the press via internet sites, but trying to hide them only draws people's attention to those very bad reviews...generating bad word of mouth in advance.

Note To Lucas: Hire Joss Whedon to write and direct for you and stop locking out new talent from emerging. I recall, Francis Ford Coppola spotted you on one of his sets admiring him, but too shy to ask for a job. He walked over to you and gave you a job, how about paying it forward by reaching out to new talent outside of your sphere of influence for once, Mr. Lucas??? The "Yes Men" surrounding you are destroying the something wonderful that was Star Wars and you are just standing-by allowing it to happen, like a modern Howard Hughs, prisoner to your fortune, fame, and those in your employ. What a tragic shame ,because those aren't the people who have loved you through the years, nor do they now...it is all of us kids who grew-up loving your creations. We lash-out at you because we want you to listen and see the cliff which you are being led toward, that is why we often attack you with loud and mean words, as no other way of speaking to you seems to be working. Perhaps it is time that we remain silent, and just watch you fall from the cliff that you are so determined to topple from, as it appears the only way that you will learn that, just like the Jedi, you have been betrayed, from within.
600
by mrfan
Aug 12th, 2008
05:19:37 AM
Turn it on its head
by penhapus
Aug 12th, 2008
05:28:19 AM
Respect the embargo - though it appears you're legally and morally in the clear to write what you want, when you want - and then draw a line in the sand. Refuse any more jollies from WB or Lucasfilm, starve their mediocre projects of oxygen and write what you want when you want. AICN has always been - for me - about what's coming up, the cool stuff that is round the corner; reviews of films that are out there? I can take or leave.
This may be a stupid question:
by tomdolan04
Aug 12th, 2008
05:44:03 AM
but I can't be bothered to google it: - by 'embargo', it covers the site right? The writers and/or readers? Specifically theres been a tonne of previews that people even in this TB have attended - if they submitted reviews to AICN, presumably they wouldn't be able to publish them due to this situation.

If that is the case, then thats something else entirely which I would take issue with (as mentioned I respect the staff for respecting WB due to their position but thats their perogative. By locking out an audience by dictating what views can and cannot be discussed thats something else). If it isn't the case why haven't why seen a tonne of official reader reviews by now?

This looks dire. The Force Unleashed however looks like it may have good potential. Agree with the above comments about making a flick about that.

Stereotypical Evil Archer & SuperBurgerBat
by semisaj
Aug 12th, 2008
05:44:06 AM
Everyone should read what these two have written, both articulate and accurate and most sane people would agree with everything they have said...yeah you know make some jokes about the site and maybe have little digs at Harry etc but come on its a Fanboy site written by Fanboys..they are us and I doubt we would react any different if we where in the same positions as them.
This may be a stupid question:
by tomdolan04
Aug 12th, 2008
05:45:34 AM
but I can't be bothered to google it: - by 'embargo', it covers the site right? The writers and/or readers? Specifically theres been a tonne of previews that people even in this TB have attended - if they submitted reviews to AICN, presumably they wouldn't be able to publish them due to this situation.

If that is the case, then thats something else entirely which I would take issue with (as mentioned I respect the staff for respecting WB due to their position but thats their perogative. By locking out an audience by dictating what views can and cannot be discussed thats something else). If it isn't the case why haven't why seen a tonne of official reader reviews by now?

This looks dire. The Force Unleashed however looks like it may have good potential. Agree with the above comments about making a flick about that.

Memories
by 2LeggedFreak
Aug 12th, 2008
06:00:21 AM
Like the Corners of my mind

Misty water-coloured memories, of the way we were.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= hdlPhoqnicc
JASPER CARROT
by DIBARAHMAN
Aug 12th, 2008
06:14:02 AM
U lot at AICN are just like Jasper Carrot and Ben Elton. Once upon a time u were relevant, funny, and people respected you, but as time has gone by you sold out. Be it for kids, the mortgage, whatever, but now I am sad to say you are just The Corporate Motherfuckers' Bitches. You've lost track of why you started this page in the first place, and now people see you for what you were, and what you have become.
This is pretty commonplace...
by JJ Rage
Aug 12th, 2008
06:15:14 AM
...in every review medium on Earth. I've seen it pretty often with video games. Yes, it happens frequently when the publisher/studio etc expect lackluster reviews. But it can also happen when a certain publication has exclusive "first review" rights. But it doesn't matter WHY there was an embargo. AICN had two choices: pull the reviews and stay on WB's good side, or keep the reviews up and be barred from WB press screenings for the next decade. Not to mention the other studios who might not invite AICN to an embargoed screening out of fear that they'd ignore said embargo. Grow up kids, fight a cause that matters.
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH GOING ON ...
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
06:20:23 AM
over a cartoon.
Harry, Moriarty... make a stand.
by onezeroone
Aug 12th, 2008
06:22:50 AM
Why can't AICN take a stand and refuse to acknowledge such embargoes? Rather, refuse to review movies that have such an embargo. You might miss out on some early screenings, but am sure you will win over some Die Hard fans you been losing in recent times. You can always review such movies on release day when you see them in a public screening. And trust me, even if you're late, your word will carry more weight than of the ones who saw it in a press screening but decided to silence themselves. YEAH, embargoes are part of industry and rules of the game... but as someone mentioned, you guys were the MAVERICKS... Be Han Solo or Luke... not one of the faceless nameless Storm Troopers to fill the screen.
DIBARAHMAN
by semisaj
Aug 12th, 2008
06:27:31 AM
Ha ha ha ha that was brilliant...used to love a bit of Jasper Carrot...and Ben Elton especially that period from The Young Ones to Black Adder Goes. Some of the stuff they come up with during that period has only ever been bettered by Faulty Towers.
Mr Gorilla
by ianlegend
Aug 12th, 2008
06:33:49 AM
I want to see the sex Star Wars movies. Fuck Lucas and his cartoons, that is definitely the way to go. Where do I get tickets?
Ben Elton was never relevant
by 2LeggedFreak
Aug 12th, 2008
06:39:21 AM
He was a politically correct smarmy twat right from the get go and possible the smuggest person I have ever had grace my tv screen.
I'm confused by this
by Giant Ape Balls
Aug 12th, 2008
06:39:22 AM
Empire have already printed a review so why stop people posting them on the internet?
ianlegend
by Mr Gorilla
Aug 12th, 2008
06:45:53 AM
The sex Star Wars movies are great! You should see them. Mos Eisley turns out to be the proverbial 'dirty port town', and while Solo is shooting Greedo, you get to see Chewbacca rut some whore round the back of the cantina Meanwhile Jabba, as you probably guessed, is a card-carrying Burlesque fan, and there's a lot more of that funny dancing.
2leggedfreak you is wrong mofo
by DIBARAHMAN
Aug 12th, 2008
06:48:24 AM
ben elton was relevant. check out what he did in the 80s' onwards. my point though, is people will look back on AICN, and think what a pile of annoying amateur cack ? Did we really read that sheeit ? Just like Mike Myers at the moment. Was he ever funny ? Or was he always piling out bollox like The Love Guru ?
All I can say is..
by schnide
Aug 12th, 2008
06:51:34 AM
..what a sad, sorry end to Star Wars and quite possibly AICN as it used to be.
2leggedfreak
by semisaj
Aug 12th, 2008
07:00:24 AM
You numpty he wrote The young Ones and all The Black Addders so your opinion makes you irrelevant as it is clear you know not of what you speak of. I wonder why AICN are quick to take the reviews down because of corporate pressure and ban members for trying to reprint their reviews but when some asshole comes on and says some of the most Racist, homophobic, sexist, disgusting crap that has become the common norm on this site that these comments are not removed or these members banned...is it something to do with freedom of speech? Then if so I am afraid to say that maybe AICN are a bunch of Hypocrits
Sorry my spelling and grammar are not relevant today
by semisaj
Aug 12th, 2008
07:02:54 AM
"You Know, For Kids!"
by kinanswer
Aug 12th, 2008
07:04:56 AM
Granted Mr Lucas has slapped a Star Wars (TM) on anything and everything (bubblegum to tampons) whilst raping my childhood dreams - right in front of me while I cry in the corner of my dark room...sorry, but you won't catch me paying my 10 quid to get in line with a bunch of crying 12-year old brats to see this film (unless 12-year old's are your bag). Sure I'll give the torrent a glance, or may even buy the 12th release of the film when it comes out in 3D-Blue-HD-Media-Chip-Disc in a couple of years time - just so I can have the full set. Boo'urns for blocking the review, but fudge it, it's a kids film. I'm just holding out (Bonnie Tyler stylee) for the 'live action' TV series which Mr Lucas is stepping away from, and then we can all flame...nay napalm the reviews of this.
Ben Elton
by 2LeggedFreak
Aug 12th, 2008
07:05:15 AM
In my view he was a smug middle class opportunist who built a career on Thatcher bashing - hardly the hardest thing to do.

Right from the start his fake "ordinary bloke" accent and his cosying up to wimmin should have been a dead give away of how fake his act really was.

Maybe he made some valid points and was sometimes funny, but this guy was establishment from the get go.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
by rben
Aug 12th, 2008
07:05:54 AM
had to be said.
geebus
by only1
Aug 12th, 2008
07:06:26 AM
when did AICN talkbackers get to be such whiney bitches? Oh... wait... yeah. Look, when AICN started up, yes, Harry & Co could afford to say 'SCREW THE WORLD!' but now it is a completely different story. Back then, AICN was little more than a pet project, a labor of love by movie lovers. today it is a business, it is the livelihood of the fine people that report here. Today, they need their connections to support the site and continue to use this as a job... otherwise, it may just wind up being Harry KNowles-Target employee who occasionally blogs about movies... and that doesn't sound fun at all. I wouldn't say the movie ads here on the site are a 'conflict of interest' rather than the business side of things. To keep this going as a source of income and allowing the staff to dedicate more time to this, they need those ads to support themselves. Granted, perhaps they should hire a 'business manager' or someone else who controls the ads so that a reviewer isn't selling the space... but, for all we know that may just be the case. ......... ........ ....... Look at the reviews here and tell me they have changed dramatically from the first days of the site. You can't. They are still heartfelt, emotionally driven reviews. We get stories of how it made the reviewer feel, connecting it to something else in their life, or, should it be a remake or a sequal or pop culture iconography such as Star Wars, parallels to our own childhood if we are in the same age range as the reviewers. Most of the reviewers aren't afraid to let curse words flow and to be non-PC in the way the react and describe things. Funny me, I always thought that set AICN apart in the first place. most reviewers, be it newspaper,(professional) blogger, website, etc take a very clinical approach to their reviews, critical of the acting, the performance, the writing, the directorship, etc in a very "I graduated film school and know how this SHOULD be" way. We don't get that from AICN... never have and never will. Yes, they do look at acting, and directorship and all that stuff... but they look at it from a movie fans perspective.. and that's why it works. So, Harry liked Indiana Jones. So what? People call him a schill. I know people who liked it and they don't write reviews for a living. So Harry liked the Broderick Godzilla flick... so what? I liked it. It was mindless fun. .... All I know is the talkbackers here do nothing but exacerbate the negative stereotypes talkbackers have. There was an embargoe on reviews. Yes, other sites/sources have run their reviews. So what.. tehy may face punishment for doing so. Remember Episode I? All the embargoes etc for that flick? If a store sold any toys before 12:01 the day they were scheduled, Lucas was going to pull any and all toys, both present and future (and especailly SW related) from that entire chain. Wal*Mart, notorious for breaking street dates, had some pretty high security making sure no one even SAW the toys, as I recall. This is how business is done. If you don't like it, start your own site, ignore embargoes and see how long your website lasts... and how popular it gets.
Moriarty:
by heyscot
Aug 12th, 2008
07:17:17 AM
I just want you guys to post the clip of Master Blaster saying "Embargo lifted!" when you post your reviews.
George Lucas Raped My Childhood
by Pageiv
Aug 12th, 2008
07:22:43 AM
Actually I enjoyed the prequals, but all of you out there still crying, "SW ended with Jedi." "I've been crying in my room since 1999." Really need a life, maybe if you had a life for 20 years and didnt sit around getting stoned thinking about how you would've made the prequals you've wouldn't have been let down. Like the man said, if I remeber the quote, "It's as if I painted a car green and someone is upset because he wanted it red, it's my car." That it is. I have major issues with the prequals, but there are major issues with Jedi, and though not as good as IV or V I-III are as good as VI. Flame on.
The sound! The fury!
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 12th, 2008
07:25:59 AM
EMBARGO! Coming to theatres everywhere this summer! EMBARGO!
Just saw that kloipy was here
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 12th, 2008
07:29:43 AM
AWESOME!!
Jumped The Shark / Nuked The Fridge / Embargoed The Review
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2008
07:32:05 AM
All of these phrases are fine ways to express a marked decline in quality.
Other reviews are out there...
by I AM ROCKO
Aug 12th, 2008
07:41:13 AM
...in Empire and on the BBC News website. Did WB specifically embargo an online review from AICN? If so that is shocking. Embargo or no embargo of said review, this will be not do well at the box office. It looks cheap and non Star Wars fans will be scratching their heads going "he turned into Darth Vader already, what is this?" I hope it tanks just to humble George Luca$, although not sure anything would...
I think it's come down to regardless if it's good or not...
by Drafthouse_Slave
Aug 12th, 2008
07:41:57 AM
... if it has "Star Wars" in it's title, the Talkbacks will be 99% negative. I, like everyone else, had issues with the Prequels, BUT we still got the Prequels that Lucas always said they would be. We still got the greatest Lightsaber duel on Screen (Anakin v. Obi-Wan on a Volcanic Planet!) we got our Clones, we saw Palpatine come to Power and we saw The Twins be born and sent to their hiding places. Sorry but those were the plot points that needed to be met by myself and a great number of fans. The ticket sales, the DVD sales and the Cable ratings speak for themselves. for the small minority here who get pissed at Lucas in these talkbacks, there's Millions of people outside of here that LOVE what he's done and are waiting with baited breath for the Clone Wars. Lucas said from the get go that the Prequels were not the second coming and to expect as much is setting yourself up for a disappointment. I went into each film with LOW expectations and I was not disappointed. Sure Jake Lloyd sucked, Sure Jar Jar was off putting (I actually didn't mind him. It was likely the early word he was horrible). Sure Hayden was stiff in AOTC, but he loosened up in SITH. The duels were great. The effects were seemless (and anyone who says different is an idiot with ZERO experience with such things. The Mummy Movies and Van Helsing are CRAP effect, done by ILM... shows their effects budgets were LOW). Just stop for a second, realize that everytime you say "Lucas destroyed my Childhood" that you sound like a fucking moron.
When will George learn....
by screamster101
Aug 12th, 2008
07:50:32 AM
You can't keep regurgitating this fucking story!!! Get some new fuckin' ideas George!!! Nobody wants to hear a story that's been told over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... Oh yeah, xmas special... and over again.
MediaMessiah
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 12th, 2008
07:53:59 AM
'Note To Lucas: Hire Joss Whedon to write and direct for you' - WTF are you talking about? When Whedon makes anything in the least bit comparable to THX 1138, American Graffiti or Star Wars give us a call.
So, they've gotten to YOU too!
by Sithdan
Aug 12th, 2008
08:07:35 AM
They're here already! You're NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!

by themagicalhornofguntata
Aug 12th, 2008
08:15:52 AM
I got the chance to read both Harry and Massarym's (sp?) reviews before they were removed and frankly nothing surprised me in the least. Lucas should just leave it alone. Not only because he's run out of ideas and taken SW as far as it can possibly go, but also because whatever new SW material emerges in the future, negative reviews will automatically follow.

Star Wars is dead.
Moriarty, time to move on
by La Frog
Aug 12th, 2008
08:16:43 AM
No one cares about this ugly cartoon anyway. WB don't want reviews to appear because obviously the film is crap. End of the story. What I notice is that weeks after weeks, Moriarty becomes more and more bitter when answering talkbackers. Fencing your way out of those accusations of being a sell-out must certainly be annoying , I'll grant you that. But when you start to feel condescending and sometimes at the limit of insulting your readers (true, most of those talkbackers are silly), well obviously, it's time to move on and do something else. otherwise the bitterness really translates as a bit pathetic you know. I'm sure film criticism will survive your departure towards more creative activities. Peace.
Annoying commercials...
by Demode
Aug 12th, 2008
08:17:25 AM
Just saw the movie commercial that featured the young padawan girl expressing her doubts about becoming a good jedi, and the baby Hutt burping green gas. Oh man, does this look bad!!!
Hey Black Boxers, isn't this the site...
by Iowa Snot Client
Aug 12th, 2008
08:21:17 AM
that posted Harry Knowles' review of the Episode II "early cut," i.e., the one he saw on a laptop in a hotel room, "convinced that agents of Lucasfilm were going to knock down the doors"?
What amazes me...
by DiamondJoe
Aug 12th, 2008
08:22:32 AM
...isn't just the bitching from some of the pansy-assed wankers here; its the realization that there are still people in the world who actually care about another Star Wars film! Almost as though Lucas hadn't spent the last ten years taking a prolonged shit over the entire franchise. Fucking hell, people - when will you learn not to give Lucasfilm any more of your money? I piss on anyone who thinks they can defend any of Lucas's highly polished digital turds, including the normally sane AICN reviewers who failed to slam Crystal Skull.
- kwisatzhaderach -
by Uridium
Aug 12th, 2008
08:27:49 AM
QUOTE "'Note To Lucas: Hire Joss Whedon to write and direct for you' - WTF are you talking about? When Whedon makes anything in the least bit comparable to THX 1138, American Graffiti or Star Wars give us a call." ---- HAHAHHA.... THX 1138 - 1971, American Graffiti - 1973, Star Wars - 1977.... maybe you can tell me the last time Lucas made anything comparable to these too... then you can start bashing Whedon.
I don't think there's any....
by D o o d
Aug 12th, 2008
08:37:47 AM
suspicious activity here except by WB. They obviously how much this is going to suck at screenings and just don't want anyone reporting it before it hits the screenings, thus reducing the impact it has. To be honest any new Star Wars project has to be approached with idea that it will be crap.
BRINGSEXYBACK
by JAGUART
Aug 12th, 2008
08:44:28 AM
Oh I thought they removed the review ....
by m_prevette
Aug 12th, 2008
09:00:56 AM
Because it was a poorly written piece of shit...
This film NEEDS to BOMB...Lucas needs to get the message.
by FleshMachine
Aug 12th, 2008
09:10:30 AM
that his artistic decisions are not at all very good. how i wish they were. I can't think of any other movie/band/author/politician etc that has fallen so far as Star Wars. From 3 of the greatest films every made..to 3 of the worst.
MORIARTY!
by FleshMachine
Aug 12th, 2008
09:20:04 AM
that is a good question that was asked above: What was the point of the screening? Why advance screen to journalists if they can't write about it until everyone else has had a chance too see it anyway? whats the point?
hechtal.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
09:23:45 AM
Two cents.

You don't have the right to post here. You have the privilege. And since AICN is a privately owned website, that privilege can be revoked at any time.

The next time you walk into a bar, try calling the bartender a "hack" while questioning his personal/professional motives in front of the other patrons. Then try counting the number of seconds you last in that bar before you get your ass thrown out on the street.

This is the first time I've ever seen
by smackfu
Aug 12th, 2008
09:24:18 AM
a group of people complaining about a review being taken away from them of all things. You guys are pretty weird. Does anyone here have plans on having the review professionally mounted and put on display in your livingroom? C'mon, hands up...
Film websites...
by I AM ROCKO
Aug 12th, 2008
09:26:01 AM
...used to be outside the Hollywood machine. Magazines like the Hollywood Reporter and Empire are so gushing about fucking EVERYTHING in their previews/interviews and reviews is because they are part of the system what with film advertising etc. I am not talking about being positive about films, but having journalistic integrity and report on things with an object stance. It seems that online films sites seem to be going the same way. Now I am not commenting on this embargo/Yawn Wars nonsense, but the fact that years and years ago, sites like AICN used to be outside the system, reporting on scripts that leaked, using reports from those who had seen previews and having the guts to tear down films like "Batman and Robin", also seeing potential in films like "Titanic".
Quick Question
by knobjockey
Aug 12th, 2008
09:27:27 AM
Two things: 1 - How many people on this thread slagging The Clone Wars off have actually seen it and not just jumping on the easy bandwagon of attacking LFL products? 2 - Embargo. Wierd, my TCW review went up on my site and another affiliate site yesterday and WB seem more than happy with it, No mention of embargo or dates we can post, nothing at all. Any thoughts?
Also, it's an intresting look at an internet phenomenon
by smackfu
Aug 12th, 2008
09:33:31 AM
where people rise up to make these grandiose, dramatic, martyr-ish statements and lectures about something they can't possibly actually care about. For a brief moment on the internet, Harry's review of a cartoon was the tank at Tiananmen Square and you were the chinese guy bravely standing there, a lone here on a world of injustice, speaking your mind consquences be damned. "You guys used to MEAN something MAN!...sob..."
I've Seen it....
by D o o d
Aug 12th, 2008
09:35:44 AM
And it truly is terrible. I mean forget about the story etc. They didn't even get the lip synching correct. The Animations are substandard. It looks less next gen than most video games out there and this thing is pre-rendered. Very disappointing. I think most people are complaining about the integrity and right write a review after viewing, if not then why show it..!! Rediculous situation.
Weird that they'd bother holding reviews...
by atalcot
Aug 12th, 2008
09:37:34 AM
considering this isn't even a real movie, it's a TV pilot that they figured they could make some extra cash from because it has "Star Wars" in the title.
You are Atticus Finch
by smackfu
Aug 12th, 2008
09:39:57 AM
And Harry's missing review is poor Tom Robinson. You are Tom Cruise, Harry is Jack Nicholson, and goddamn it, you want the TRUTH. You're Henry Fonda and Harry is Lee J Cobb. Amirite?
Does Lucasfilm own AICN?
by Smashing
Aug 12th, 2008
09:40:55 AM
"if you repost Harry’s review in the talkbacks, you will be banned. No warning. No appeal" I thought we defeated fascism last century?
It's been said many, many times above.
by Rando Calrisian
Aug 12th, 2008
09:43:38 AM
Most studios hold press screenings early and have embarbos in place for reviews. That is why movie reviews generally are printed on the day of release in news papers. It used to be, you wouldn't see any reviews of movies until that Friday when the film you've been looking forward to for months was finally released.

Embargos aren't new - it's just that with the advent of the Internet, the studios couldn't really stop every online outlet from posting them up early, so they let a lot of it slip by - especially when the reviews are good.

We all know, if Harry and Massa's reviews had been gushing positive reviews, the embargos wouldn't have been enforced. TDK was probably also embargoed, but why would WB stop those reviews for hitting? Hypocritical? Absofuckinglutlely.

It will be interesting to see if Warner Bros now takes a sronger stance against all future early reviews for AICN and other online outlets. They made an unfortunate decision to force AICN to remove these reviews, because now that this is so blown out of proportion, it will cause more damage to the film than if they had said nothing at all.

The biggest mistake AICN made was allowing Massa's review to go up right after Harry's review was yanked - and then leaving it up for half the day yesterday.

But it's a new day, and who really cares?
I think Mori gets it. . .
by Richard Richard Mayhew
Aug 12th, 2008
09:44:23 AM
I mean, lets all just think about this. It's like bitching about your favorite tv shows' creators taking the show in a direction you don't agree with. You can bitch and complain about it all you want, but its not your vision. You're just a tourist. This is the same scenario. All the talkbackers on here bitching about AICN honoring the Clone Wars embargo can bitch all they want to and continue to do so louder and more harshly because its an anonymous forum, but at the end of the day all their talking is for nothing because this isn't their sandbox. They're just tourists here. We all KNOW that AICN hated The Clone Wars (mostly) so whats the real problem here? That AICN isn't living up to some sort of "rebel yell" standard that some of the readers think they should live up to? Fine. Go somewhere else then.
Just read Harry's review...
by GaiustheBrave
Aug 12th, 2008
09:45:12 AM
which I will not be quoting. But, "sigh", if Harry hates it...at least if he had liked it there would always be the chance of a silly popcorn movie to be entertained with. I'll wait for Mori's. For those complaining, get over it. They let us see the reviews, anyway! Yes, they took them down under pressure, but they still put them up in the first place. That's worth something.
What's happened to AICN?
by afraidoffans
Aug 12th, 2008
09:45:34 AM
I find it ironic that a website which achieved its huge success by reporting on movie news and reviews BEFORE the studios wanted them to now backs down when the studios say so. Would the Batman & Robin review had been taken down if the studiso asked? Not at the time no but now it seems the money, fame and opportunities AICN provides Harry and Co are too much to risk upsetting the masters they now serve. Maybe in this instance they don't want to ruin the potential of any future visits to the Skywalker ranch?
SPOILER
by EriamJH
Aug 12th, 2008
09:46:35 AM
Anakin IS Darth Vader. The End. The love affair with SW is over, as with anything Mr. Lucas revisits.
re: afraidoffans
by Richard Richard Mayhew
Aug 12th, 2008
09:47:38 AM
You're a jackass for making an issue of this. They all fucking hated the movie. They said it. We've all read it. If they "served the masters," as you so tritely put it, wouldn't they back the movie?
Much Aboo About Nothing.
by Snookeroo
Aug 12th, 2008
09:48:02 AM
heh.
hectal, you're wrong.
by Richard Richard Mayhew
Aug 12th, 2008
09:53:12 AM
Frankly, AICN doesn't NEED you. They're not privileged to have you as a reader. You're just one of the idiot mob who thinks their opinion matters. And Mori didn't talk down to you, he talked over you and it just pisses you off that they can do what they want here and you can't.
It's not backing down...
by Wee Willie
Aug 12th, 2008
09:57:43 AM
If they don't respect the embargo, then they won't be invited to any other screenings. Don't get all up on AICN because they're playing ball. It's called being a grown-up.
WB & Lucasfilm
by Rando Calrisian
Aug 12th, 2008
09:58:24 AM
WB and Lucasfilm will still make a small fortune on this "movie" from people that will see it no matter what Harry's review says or when it's posted.

Warner's and Lucasfilm will make enough from this shady release to pay for this entire series of toy advertisments.

I will go see Tropic Thunder and sneak into this. WB got enough cash out of me for TDK - and Lucas got my cash from the VHS, LaserDisc, and DVD releases of SW - he gets none for this - that should really hurt him, eh?
hechtal
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
09:59:39 AM
That's fine. You can disagree but you'll be wrong.

Quote: "I'm not privleged to write here..."

Um, yes you are.

Quote: "...AICN is priviliged to have visitors."

I agree with this portion of your statement. Yes, AICN is privileged to have visitors. Just like any other business, it's the lifeblood of their income and purpose. But, that doesn't mean they can't refuse your business.

Quote: "...it won't break my heart to find out cool news from non-sellouts."

Somehow, I don't think that anyone will care.

wtf ever
by Richard Richard Mayhew
Aug 12th, 2008
10:00:21 AM
Harry and Mori could post a column devoted to calling you all the douchebags that you are and it wouldn't affect the readership on the site one bit. No one would go anywhere. Hell, they'd probably get MORE popular.
An industry full of pussies
by alienindisguise
Aug 12th, 2008
10:04:00 AM
is all hollywood is.
hechtal
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
10:05:50 AM
Regarding Moriarty - if you're going to throw personal barbs at him (or any of the other AICN Mods) or call-out his professional integrity, then you had better be prepared for him to defend himself. That's really a no-brainer.
hechtal
by Richard Richard Mayhew
Aug 12th, 2008
10:06:59 AM
I just don't see how it matters. First of all, free speech means nothing here. Nothing. You have no 'rights' here. This is someone else's arena. You don't like it, go start your own site and that can be your arena. The internet is a public arena for sure, but don't think site owners can't censor you. . . . Second, consider it from a business perspective. How can AICN best serve their readership? By pissing off the studios and not having access to movies in advance to review? Or to OPENLY express their disatisfaction with the film AND still honor the embargo? I just don't see how they sold out on this. If anything, they've acted to please both the (ungrateful) readership and the studios both.
Trailer Sayz It All
by maxcadyuk
Aug 12th, 2008
10:11:12 AM
Cripes aplenty. Well two. First; why set it between eps 2 & 3*? People want to see Vader! Second; soundtrack is ripoff of eps 1. So no attempt at originality here. *The promising bit is maybe they'll be another animated movie between 3 and 4 with our man Vader in more agile sabre fights than is possible in live action pictures.
Uridium
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 12th, 2008
10:12:21 AM
No, you're wrong. Because Whedon has never and will never make anything as good as THX, Graffiti or Star Wars. He hasn't got it in him. THX alone has an understanding of visual composition and sound design light years beyond Whedon's TV on the big screen approach. Lucas is a gifted filmmaker. One day he'll shock us all, when he moves away from his fixation on Star Wars.
You still don't get it
by The Funketeer
Aug 12th, 2008
10:14:54 AM
I don't think anyone really cares that you guys took the reviews down or that it was a negative review. It's that it came so soon after Harry's immature and uninformed "freedom of speech" rant. The situations are almost identical. You can claim that WB or Lucas could sue your for posting a review earlier than they'd like but if you didn't sign anything and the invitation didn't mention the embargo then we all know that's not going to happen. The real reason the reviews were taken down is that you're worried about not being invited to any other press screenings (also something I doubt would happen). WB asking you not to post a review is pretty similar to a group of concerned citizens asking to have what they consider to be an offensive word removed from a movie. The only difference is, Harry took his review down and as far as we know, retard will still make an appearance in Tropic Thunder.
WhinyNegative Bitch
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 12th, 2008
10:20:41 AM
I hear what you're saying. But you just have to listen to Lucas talking to realise he knows his shit. Listen to the audio commentary over the lightsabre battle between Dooku and Anakin in Clones where Anakin slashes the power cables. Illuminating.
Richard Mayhew
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
10:22:52 AM
Do you realize that two of your three comments sound like the opening paragraphs of a fascist manifesto?
My guess for its opening weekend?
by Mr Gorilla
Aug 12th, 2008
10:28:12 AM
$25 million. A good haul, considering that all this is is a very expensive ad for a TV series.
Lucas Doesn't Own AICN, He PWNED AICN
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2008
10:30:37 AM
Which is usually what happens when IMMENSE WEALTH clashes with craven shills desperately clinging to hollywood's teet.
LOUD NOISES!!!
by Dragon108
Aug 12th, 2008
10:32:23 AM
Its just a website guys. Really think some people should...ya know....shut up.
ribbitking... go get some air.
by modern_lovers
Aug 12th, 2008
10:35:15 AM
deep breaths... ok, you're blowing things out of proportion. count to ten... you're doing great...
Relax, they'll all go up to Lucasfilm....
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
10:38:37 AM
and have a good laugh at all of this while they circle jerk into a bonfire of jar-jar plush dolls.
fascist manifesto? Die Hardest. . .
by Richard Richard Mayhew
Aug 12th, 2008
10:40:17 AM
seriously? You're calling me a fascist because I'm giving you an accurate state of affairs. I'm not really sure if I should be offended by that or not. Give me a reason - ANY REASON at all - why you think you should have an 100% uncensored voice here?
Hechtal
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
10:42:07 AM
Now here is where I disagree. It doesn't bother me at all that Moriarty uses this site as a part of his resume. He's done some excellent writing on this site, and I personally thought that Cigarette Burns was a decent script. I don't fault Moriarty for following his dreams. There is sometimes a tinge of arrogance, like y'know when they say the star of a single A ballteam acts "major league." So yeah I kind of get the "aren't you so jealous of me?" vibe from aicn sometimes. Which is a shame. Don't get me wrong, I'm no player hater. When I hear tell someone has been successful in their pursuits my automatic response is happy. I think what causes the animosity that the staff so often complains about is the suggestion that their life is somehow more full than the people who read and talkback. The losers in their parents basements stereotype. Don't get me wrong I love this site, but what I used to love most about it was that it was geeks running a site for geeks, and there was genuine feedback among equals. I don't think it's treated that way anymore, as evidenced by this article, by anytime Moriarty condescends in a talkback, and by apologists like Mayhew in here.
Wasn'titcool.com
by biggles2_22
Aug 12th, 2008
10:42:26 AM
nuff said
JJ's Superman script was fucking awesome
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Aug 12th, 2008
10:43:27 AM
So he changed the mythos.....good. The mythos needs to change or we just get rehash of the same old shit with Superman picking up cars and shit. Fuck that. Lets try something new.
AICN - Revenge of the Geeks
by afraidoffans
Aug 12th, 2008
10:44:28 AM
Okay everyone's picked the corner they are going to fight and no-one's going to back down but be lets' be totally brutally honest here. At the time when Batman & Robin came out would Harry have pulled the review if the studios asked him to delay it until the movie came out? Be honest with yourself...you know he'd have said F YOU! and kept it online. No one comes to AICN for scoops anymore. They haven't for a while. They get scoops far quicker and written far better on other sites. They come here because it's funny. It's funny to see the badly written reviews full of Amazon links and poor attempts to sound passionate about the subject but let's face it, you can only have so many favourite movies, genres and movies which made you do a sex wee when you were growing up. It's funny to see Harry and Moriarty and co continue to sell out one tiny piece of their soul at a time and it's even funnier to see them try to justify it. It's funny to look through the talkbacks and watch the readers explode like in this one. Let's face it if this site didn't have talkback it would have died a long time ago, people love bitching about everything, especially about this site and the people who run it. Harry and his minions have been laughing all the way to the bank watching us keep this site going! Basically this site is funny, it's entertaining and worth coming back for that alone. I've ignored it for years, the last time I joined in was when Harry posted his two Armageddon reviews...I think that was the first slippery step tbh. No what irked me this time enough to comment (even though it means nothing really, just another post to bitch over) is Harry's recent freedom of speech rant followed by this. Then there's the article telling fans to stop getting worked up and believing rumours about the next Batman movie and telling us to calm down and not believe such stuff! Cheeky gits, this site has been posting such unconfirmed rumours for years, they practically live of it these days because they can't get much in the way of legitimate stuff as studio insiders would rather go to other websites! AICN sold out years ago and they've been pwned by Lucas. You can like Harry or not, you can choose to defend him or not but it won't change these facts.
This is a hysterical thread
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 12th, 2008
10:45:04 AM
Thanks for the laughs guys
relax mayhew
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
10:45:19 AM
That was mostly hyperbole, but I think I just gave some reasons in the post I just made.
modern - nice try
by ribbitking
Aug 12th, 2008
10:45:36 AM
You can't match mori's condescension level ...not even close.
What new Star Wars movie?
by Crash11578
Aug 12th, 2008
10:48:03 AM
I saw the trailer for this a few weeks ago...and it stunk up the theater like a dinner full of brocolli and pinto beans. I don't need a review to tell me this is a Lucas pickpocket attempt at a few more dollars from the fans who made him rich. This is not a story that needed to be told. What's next? The wacky adventures of Yoda in college? Princess Leia, Alderaan Girl? I hope this movie bombs hard.
WhinyNegativeBitch
by smackfu
Aug 12th, 2008
10:49:00 AM
Um. Generally, I come here to read news about the industry. The reviews are more of a general curiosity, I don't give them much weight, especially considering that some contributers (*cough*Herc*cough) have absolutely TERRIBLE taste. Holding back reviews and info at the request of the people that gave it to you is a professional courtesy that is utterly commonplace and mentioned frequently here.

You may have noticed that almost every single Sopranos/Lost/Heroes/Wire preview that has appeared here in the past few years begins with 'we're only allowed to tell you a few things, highlight for invisotext...' No one was up on the soapbox about freedom of press/speech then...

Also you people may have noticed that the creators of Journeyman asked these guys to sit on info for more than 6 months and they honored it. No one was screaming 'sellout' then.

The ONLY difference about this situation, is the order in which events occurred. Let me ask you, in any AICN's Sopranos previews, if they had broken their word and posted spoilers for say the series finale, what do you think would have happened? HBO would have made a big fuss, asked them to remove it, threatened to never trust AICN again with sneak previews, and then it probably would have been removed until airdate.

The ONLY thing that went wrong here is for once Harry breached the agreement to not post his review until the movie opened. An agreement he's made hundreds of times without you whiny freaks getting sand in your vaginas.
I really hope this film tanks...
by knowthyself
Aug 12th, 2008
10:49:01 AM
...not because of any of this review crap. But because they are passing off a tv show premiere as a movie. Its a total rip off. Just trying to grab more cash from Star Wars fans. Please everyone...don't see this "movie." Wait until they show it on TV.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
10:51:19 AM
An affront to decency!!!!!
I guess my bottom line is this...
by smackfu
Aug 12th, 2008
10:52:11 AM
Why is it that you people see no problem with the non-disclosure agreements, as long as Harry actually FOLLOWS them and doesn't disclose until he's allowed to? Doesn't that seem weird to you, that when he keeps his word and doesn't disclose, it's not a freedom of speech issue, but when he breaks his word, discloses, then goes back to honoring his initial agreement, it's suddenly an issue? Your anger is simply a failure of logic on your part. Sorry.
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
10:53:06 AM
If it's on a beautiful girl, you just wanna lick it.
AICN needs to stay INSIDE the industry.
by knowthyself
Aug 12th, 2008
10:53:27 AM
How else can we get our early reviews? You people are so stupid. You have no idea how the real world works do you?
I'M WAR TORN ON THIS ISSUE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
10:56:20 AM
On the one hand, one side has a point. On the other hand, the other side has a point. I can't take this shit anymore.
A Modest Proposal
by A_Banned_Apart
Aug 12th, 2008
10:57:14 AM
Some people are mad, some are just looking to move on. There's only one way to bring peace to the warzone, Harry: Ban every last one of us. Kick everybody off the site. It's easy enough to select a new username and rejoin. The people who want to come back *will* come back. The folks who don't want to, won't. It's a clean slate for everyone. Morning in America.
I know I'm in trouble
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
10:57:34 AM
Because my point was just put far more succinctly by a man named SkullFuck.
Opinions are like assholes,
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
10:58:06 AM
no one likes it when a stranger fucks with theirs...
Opinions are like assholes.
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
11:01:37 AM
You think it's gonna be fun, but then in the middle of it you realize she poops out of there.
Mori's Attitude
by TheDiscoPlumber
Aug 12th, 2008
11:02:34 AM
You're out of line Moriarty. People wouldn't have been that upset about the embargo if you're attitude hadn't been so shitty. This whole "you will be banned. No warning. No appeal" nonsense was the wrong way to go with it. Why not just ask us nicely not to link to it. When the few bad apples decide to rebel and link to it anyway, THEN you give THEM attitude... not the whole goddamn talkback community. You stink Mori. I weep for the future of AICN.
smack person
by afraidoffans
Aug 12th, 2008
11:06:27 AM
This has nothing to do with not posting spoilers about Sopranos or Journeyman. Wrong argumenta and different planet you are on.
Opinions are like assholes.
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
11:07:42 AM
they all stink
Opinions are like assholes.
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
11:11:12 AM
if some loser wants post his on aicn, everyone looks elsewhere.
So how about an update that says
by ArcadianDS
Aug 12th, 2008
11:11:22 AM
"I attended a screening of Clone Wars, but agreed to an embargo on any comments on that film until it is released. I agreed to this in order to see the movie sooner than anyone else instead of waiting for the non-embargoed screenings scheduled for later in the week - all out of my own selfishness and lack of any concern for you, the readers who impress our ads and pay our bills. Thank you, that is all.
wait what will i do now?
by hey...jonboy
Aug 12th, 2008
11:11:32 AM
i cant seem to find a clone wars review. that must mean that it is good or perhaps even great!see you all at 1201am friday.
Opinions are like assholes.
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
11:12:05 AM
who gives a shit
Embargoes - a fact of life ! Get used to it !!
by RobinP
Aug 12th, 2008
11:12:13 AM
Hey, RobinP here, haven't been around in a while, but there ya go. Here I am. Let's look at embargoes. In my day job, I am a website editor and I handle news (real news). Some times we have news and comments to upload before they can become public knowledge. We have to abide by this or our asses are kicked up somewhere beyond our shoulderblades. This would be exactly the same scenario. Now in my evenings, I write for a popular horror magazine and AGAIN we're hit with embargoed content. The implied threat being that if we run a story about a movie before the studios are happy...we get no more info or co-operation from them. So we have to swallow. It's short term reining in for long term good. It's a common practice that we in the communication industry have to live with. Get used to it - we've had to !
WB has gone...
by Kid Z
Aug 12th, 2008
11:12:45 AM
..."full retard"!
Opinions are like @ssholes.
by ironic_name
Aug 12th, 2008
11:13:05 AM
they review comics
hechtal
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
11:14:02 AM
Wow. Moriarty IS a member of the industry. In fact, I believe he's posted his credentials before. The fact that you don't like his body of work is subjective. But god forbid that someone actually try to make a living doing what they love to do, right?

And Richard Richard Mayhew's post is correct in his assessment of your "rights" here. You may need to familiarize yourself on owning and/or running a business and what it means to provide a public forum such as this.

My "PREVIEW" of The Clone Wars...
by HarryBlackPotter
Aug 12th, 2008
11:19:12 AM
Not a review. A Preview. Which is a first impression based on clips and trailers and media bits...It looks absolute fucking garbage.
bad + bad + bad = bad
by Samus Aran
Aug 12th, 2008
11:20:05 AM
Well it doesn't take a genius to put the puzzle pieces together to figure out if this is a good movie or not. Harry HATES this movie (which he doesn't ussually admit to unless it is completely undeniable), Massywyrm hates this movie, The movie people don't want anyone reviewing this movie until the day of release which basically is the first day that they can't stop reviewers from giving nasty reviews. Well it all adds up to a terrible movie that nobody with any sense should be going to see. We don't need to see their actual words describing how bad the movie is to figure this one out- this is three thumbs down.
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
11:23:39 AM
Feels best when they're tight.
thanks to firefox, i embargo your ads
by ArcadianDS
Aug 12th, 2008
11:24:33 AM
What The Embargo Tells Us Is That The Movie Is Really Bad
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2008
11:27:07 AM
AICN's compliance tells us that they're basically a part of the industry and as such have to play by the rules of that industry.

I don't see that as anything to be upset about, because, really, I don't care about any illusion of "journalistic integrity" this site is alleged to have had at one time in that blurry soft focus halcycon time of the late 90s. I come to AICN to vent, praise, and make with the funny. I'm actually more interested in the grand mal stupidity of it than anything else. And make no mistake, AICN has ALWAYS been about the funny and the bickering amongst obsessive socially retarded weirdos. I never took the reviews seriously. Oh. also, I like that they provide links to stuff... some of which I hadn't even seen 3 or 4 days prior!
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2008
11:27:44 AM
They are often filled with poopy.
Opinions are like Assholes
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
11:29:09 AM
Dingleberries like to cling to them
Way to suck it Moriarty!
by namasteandgoodluck
Aug 12th, 2008
11:31:19 AM
At least the header for the review is still there, so AICN didn't totally bitch out. You do keep the lube nearby though, don't you Moriarty? Journalistic integrity? Nada. Fucking ads for movies being reviewed shows a huge bias, dontcha think? One doesn't bite the hand that feeds and for you to deny that you don't enjoy the perks and freebies is a lie. This site doesn't even have entertainment industry news anymore; items are hardly news once they've been posted to 8 other sites and AICN doesn't post it for days. Take Bernie Macs death for instance...scriptgirls bullshit was posted before anything remotely newsworthy was. And as for a review of Clone Wars, I'll tell you all about it. It's a huge piece of excrement splattered on theater screens everywhere. It's called "Lucas gotta eat". It's more of the SW Marketing Machine. It's not the saga we grew up with anymore, it's a means for keeping ILM bankrolled. It's just about $$$. There is no love for the story or SW universe. There you have it.
Well Mr Nice Gaius
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
11:34:44 AM
I guess I'm an absolutist when it comes to free speech. Either you believe in it or you don't.
Die_Hardest
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
11:42:20 AM
Oh, absolutely. We all hold to the belief that we have the freedom to say whatever we want without fear of prosecution. However, the flipside to that freedom is when someone else exercises their right to say, "Not in my joint!"

Do you understand this distinction?

RobinP Re Embargos
by afraidoffans
Aug 12th, 2008
11:42:23 AM
Your website and your magazine may have to rely on the industry dictating when you may publish and when you may not but AICN never used to. This is the point. AICN practically invented insider movie scoops and reviews on the internet BEFORE the industry dictated it. It's obvious now AICN are so scared of losing the money and the access they have to the industry they have to bow down to their masters just like everyone else does. It's a pity as AICN used to be all about 'power to the geek' and not bowing down to the man. I think that's why some are so upset about this latest reversal in AICN policy.
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
11:43:15 AM
They should be a major part of any foreplay. Start out gently.
Opinions are like Assholes
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
11:45:47 AM
my girlfriend doesn't let me have input in either
In the immortal words of Steve Langford
by santi01
Aug 12th, 2008
11:46:42 AM
Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck!
Something the mooks don't seem to understand...
by DougMcKenzie
Aug 12th, 2008
11:47:41 AM
First to the incredibly dumb shites that bring up the old "How can they fairly review xxx movie when it is advertised on this site... wah wah wah". Well open up your other critics, be it newspaper, TV, radio what ever it don't matter. But they all have the exact same ads for the same movies right next to them as well. Any ad buyer in the world would be fall off the stump stupid to not associate his product with places where people curious about said product venture to. SO GET FRIGGIN REAL ALREADY ABOUT THE ADS! Second most of you fail to realize that by posting "We do have the clone reviews and they are bad" that mori has completely circumvented the embargo and given a big f.u. to the WB here. The reviews aren't up, but Mori has a a nice big link about the reviews, followed by an explanation of how panty-twisted WB is about them. As well as providing a TB for people to discuss how bad the reviews were. Just about anybody strolling in is going to be aware of what is going on with the movie.
EMBARGOES ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
11:48:36 AM
Warner Bros. has a ton of them.

heheheheeheeee!!!

Moriarty
by asitfalls
Aug 12th, 2008
11:49:10 AM
I think what AIC did by pulling the reviews was admirable, remember kids it's all fun and games until litigation! If you really feel like the review needs to be "read" then make it into a torrent and distribute it! If no one has the balls to do that and take the blame off of AICN then STFU.....
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT IRRELEVANT
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
11:49:50 AM
Does you let you play with the taint at least?
Taint Play
by santi01
Aug 12th, 2008
11:51:11 AM
Also very important!
RIP Richard Brooks
by Darth Busey
Aug 12th, 2008
11:53:29 AM
You took one for the team. You will be remembered.
It's ok BSB, my wife does (ba-dum-bum)
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
11:55:36 AM
Taint it Cool News
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
11:58:31 AM
Bringing you the kinda smelly news that happens between Twats and Assholes!
GOOD ONE IRRELEVNTELEFANT
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
12:03:32 PM
Or should I say, John Edwards!!
OOOPS
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
12:04:23 PM
Not to imply your wife is sick or anything. Sorry, I wasn't thinking as usual.
Batman and Robin was Warner Bros.
by brock landers baby
Aug 12th, 2008
12:05:29 PM
And it was critical reviews BEFORE it came out that destroyed it. AICN was built on that kind of power,how pathetic it seems today. Very sad indeed.
AICN battling for its integrity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
by standundermyumbrella
Aug 12th, 2008
12:05:32 PM
Aintitcool battling for its integrity Small site takes risk - > gets big - > stops taking risks - > risks audience Heartfelt response - but does it show the detachment from the community? For the internet watchers out there, especially the movie buffs among you, there is a fascinating argument going on over at movie site aintitcool.com – which perhaps marks the moment when a once subversive, funny and non-conformist site finally found itself at odds with its readership for becoming too successful and therefore mainstream. The summary of what happens revolves around a Harry Knowles review of the Star Wars animated film The Clone Wars – which was posted and then taken down, prompting talk of a conspiracy. One of the site's best know writers Moriarty penned an abrasive and, perhaps unwise response to the community's angry reaction explaining that the review had been pulled because it was under embargo, and if they ran it they would find their access to previews of films restricted by the film industry. Aintitcool, of course, was created by using moles and rumour to get movie news (that was often under embargo) to its readers first. Keeping 'the man' happy But times change and what once was a site that fed off of the scraps and flourished, is now growing fat on the movie industry itself – and the threat of the industry removing its seat from the table is now big enough that the site will risk its relationship with its very readership in order to keep 'the man' happy. Let's get this straight – Moriarty's response is honest and heart-felt and it makes a lot of sense to a site that needs advertisers and access to movies to flourish. But will it survive if it continues to piss off its readership by being seen as more beholden to the industry than their desire for knowledge? As commenter Cedar-room says in the comments to Moriarty's piece: "The question is now - do you just not give a shit anymore about telling the truth? Do you prefer to live inside the studios pockets or is the shit they are threatening you with so damn apocalyptic that posting those reviews just ain't worth it? In all seriousness - the entire credibility of AICN hangs on this very question. So can you please explain?" www.techradar.com
How the mighty AICN has fallen --
by Spacesheik
Aug 12th, 2008
12:07:50 PM
Ive been here since 1996 or so when you guys used do rough cuts and expose claptrap like BATMAN AND ROBIN etc - flashforward 12 years later and you guys are respecting studio instructions not to review CLONE WARS and i am stupefied and dissapointed - and the tragedy is its a piece of shit lucas high comedy star wars milking-the-cash-cow animated thingie. what the hell happened to you guys.
Merrick sucks.
by wraith777
Aug 12th, 2008
12:08:05 PM
He is the worst writer on this site, since he has joined quality has gone down, down, down. Please take him off as a full time contributing writer.
Mori, what happend to free speech?
by sim
Aug 12th, 2008
12:09:07 PM
I agree with you that clone wars isn't worth all the sound and fury. I've seen it, it's bad. period. But what IS worthy of a lot of sound and fury is the fact that you practically admitted, that this site has turned itself into a studio bitch. It is exactly that kind of thinking of the media that allowed AICN's success story. I'm a film reviewer myself, so I do know how the game is played and that especially Warner Bros. can be a major pain in the ass. Call me an idealistic, naive jerk, but I'd like to believe in freedom of the press. Every once in a while the studios try to push the envelope on how far they can go to shit on this freedom. And sometimes it's up to the writers to slap the studio's fingers when they go to far. How about ignoring the next movie they embargo you on? This site is successfull, so you have a certain power. Use it!
Gaius
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
12:09:40 PM
I certainly do. But why provide the medium if all opinions including that of dissenters is not welcome? It's one thing to say "you can't stand in my store and talk about 'the jews'" and quite another to say "you can say whatever you want in this forum that i'm providing, unless i don't like it and then you're banned." Sure it's legal, but that don't make it fair. Do you see the distinction?
ABOUT THAT TECHRADAR ARTICLE ...
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
12:14:04 PM
Gimme a break I sure deserve it, it's time I take it to the top!
So...
by loafroaster
Aug 12th, 2008
12:17:36 PM
Empire can post a lukewarm review, and you can't? Please explain.
6.) OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
12:17:44 PM
You forgot that one.
There is a disturbance on this site...
by DeadPanWalking
Aug 12th, 2008
12:21:05 PM
Those actions were taken out of fear. Fear leads to hatred. Hatred leads to death.
BSB, no worries
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
12:24:52 PM
my wife is "sick", but in the good way... that's why she married me
speaking of reviews written by retards
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
12:27:58 PM
they have yet to post my "Pineapple Express" review (completely baked edition).

it has all the nonsensical ramblings about shit not even related to the movie we AICN TBer's have come to love.

of course it may be because I goof on Mori in it... he is a sensitive soul

I've only been here for four years...
by mefrog
Aug 12th, 2008
12:29:14 PM
...because I'm probably younger than all of you. So perhaps I was never able to witness some of the extradorinary leaks and whatnott that AICN had granted back in the '90s. But i do remember still having loads of cool news and nowhere near the amount of outrage and childish flaming and whining on the talkbacks.

If there's on thing I think REALLY needs to be fixed here, it's the amount of fucking complaining that gets done. Really. This talkback is 100% pathetic. Yes, I think that Moriarty was being harsh and a little obnoxious in his post above. Yeah, I think it's a little uncool that AICN follows a Star Wars embargo though really don't give a shit that much. Yeah, there seems to be a rise in the amount of articles I really don't care one bit for rise up lately but still... all of that WILDLY pales in comparison to the amount of childish pathetic whining that most of you have contributed to - especially this year.

Will I still come to AICN? Of course. I'm not gonna leave the site because I think there's been an unfair banning or two or AICN has followed an embargo on a movie I never gave a shit about (or even if it was one I did). But it's almost not worth it to read these talkbacks anymore, which is a shame. I want intelligent movie discussions that don't evolve into flame wars, and those are few and far between these days.

Oh, and I wouldn't mind a layout clean-up, either. Harry, why have you never done one? I mean, it's easy to sharpen and clean up everything while still maintaining the classic feel. And the Talkback system is YEARS old, too.
Star Wars is essentially for kids in 2008
by MolaRambo
Aug 12th, 2008
12:32:56 PM
as it was for kids in 1977. Nothing has changed only those of that grew up with the movies and we STILL have those movies to go back to time and time again. There has been no raping of childhood, no direct intention from Lucas to destroy your memories but Lucas wanted to tell the story of Anakin and his fall. He did. It wasn't what the older generation wanted but could our expectations really ever be met? If ANH was released today as a brand new film, would we still love it? I don't think so. We'd be as critical on Lucas as we are on the name McG. Star Wars is special to us all in many ways and I have young nephews who are 6,8 and 10 and they LOVE the prequals. They want to be entertained and that is essentially what Lucas has done. He has crafted 3, admittedly, flawed movies but they still blow the minds of the younger children of today. Yes, Jar Jar was a terrible character but if we were seeing Chewie for the first time now, we'd all fucking laugh. I have ZERO interest in The Clone Wars movie and it's because I feel the prequal milking has pushed this story to the limit and I wasn't impressed by the cartoon either. I think it'a a childrens movie designed for, ahem, KIDS!. I think an awful lot of people need to grow up and stop taking what Lucas chooses to do with his creation so seriously. Just a thought.
Their hands are tied...
by Alkeoholic77
Aug 12th, 2008
12:33:25 PM
and there is nothing they can do about it. Get over it and move on. I would happily sacrifice reviews for this movie so I can get hundreds more in the future. Besides how many of you haters are going to see this one on opening day anyway? Most of you just want to read people tear it apart so you can complain about it and I think that could wait about three days.
HARRY AND MORI, PLEASE READ!!!!
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
12:33:37 PM
I like chocolate... a lot

that is all

mefrog, try using the "search" feature
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
12:35:43 PM
it's retarded...
Again Mori, use the force! True story inside:
by sim
Aug 12th, 2008
12:39:20 PM
Once upon a time I worked for a magazine not nearly as big as AICN in comparison and a new Tom Cruise movie was about to be released. I asked the press rep for the date of the press screening. As it turned out, this date was way to late for me to put the planned two page review in the magazine. So the press rep suggested I just write only one page and put a lot of pictures on it, so I don't have to go into the details to much. I told the good man that in that case I will rather ignore the movie altogether. No good review, no bad review, just nothing. Again, the magazine I worked for is not that big and I thought to myself that they won't give a shit wether I write something or not. Next thing I know I was sitting in a screening the next day along with five or six other reviewers who work for very big newspapers. Maybe AICN shoul ask itsef where it stands. Clearly, some of it's readers asking that question...
800!!!! (almost)
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
12:40:54 PM
Not AintItCool's fault
by hipnosismag
Aug 12th, 2008
12:41:26 PM
I'm really not understanding why some of the readers are blaming the site for not being able to post their reviews (which they want people to read) because of the embargo. Obviously its not their fault, its WB's...so why blame them? Maybe you think the site can work in a vacuum without press releases, press preview showings, and cooperation from the studios, but that just shows your lack of intelligence by blaming the site for the embargo. Obviously the studio wants everyone to spend their $10 to find out the movie sucks. They don't want people reading a bad review and deciding to not spent the money. As a rule of thumb, I usually avoid films that don't want it reviewed before it goes to the screens. If the studios do not have any confidence in the film, then I'm sure as hell not going to shell out any money to make them rich. So, if you kids with computers want to take your aggression out on someone, picket the film or write a nasty letter to WB. And screw Lucas...he has proved time and time again that he could care less about his fans. I for one am not going to see this in the theater....maybe I'll rent it from Netflix later on.
all I want to know is, did it suck a bag of dicks or not?
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
12:42:22 PM
oh wait, it did.
Hooray beer!
by Darth Macchio
Aug 12th, 2008
12:45:07 PM
I had this long manifesto to write and just decided to slam some beer cans against my head instead. NO! There go the piano lessons! SHIT! I feel much better now! Awesome possum mo'dossum! When does Transformers come out? Will it be animated using those new Cray supercomputers (like in Last Starfigher) or by hand with paint and stuff? I heard its going to be between the Autobots, the Decepticons, the USA, and the Soviet Union all taking place on the M-O-O-N? And what's this hoopla over prequels? What the hell is a prequel? I'd guess something that comes before a quel but I don't know what the hell a quel is and my dictionary isn't speaking to me at the moment.
As the cock reaches the bowel
by performingmonkey
Aug 12th, 2008
12:47:15 PM
People giving rimjobs left right and fucking centre. OK, that's what the industry's all about, but you'd think that wouldn't reach certain quarters. Fuck. Drew is right though, all this fuss over a piece-of-shit pointless CG animation of something we've already seen over and over again. GIVE US THE FUCKING LIVE ACTION SERIES. That live action series is all I care about.
I don't even understand the flaws in the search feature
by mefrog
Aug 12th, 2008
12:47:23 PM
Like... I can't even begin to describe what's wrong with it, other than it seems like in randomly generates topics that may or may not be related to your search.
EMBARGO = MOVIE SUCKS
by Bill Clay
Aug 12th, 2008
12:51:59 PM
Jeez, the only movies that get embargoed until opening day are pieces of shit that the studios KNOW will tank if people hear how bad they are. Usually the teen slasher movies are embargoed, with the studios hoping they make enough money in the first weekend before everyone hears how awful they are. Is this how far Lucas has sunk, treating the latest Star Wars on the same level of Halloween XXIV ?
AICN should've said "screw the embargo".
by rev_skarekroe
Aug 12th, 2008
12:57:47 PM
The consequences be damned. No more early reviewer screenings? No more set visits? No more exclusives? Good. Get the site back to its roots as an underground info source. Rumors, secret pics, spy reviews, etc. The stuff that made this place what it was to start with.

As for Clone Wars, I don't give a rat's ass. We've seen Anakin's fall to evil and his redemption. The Star Wars story is over.

Harry Knowles "Reviews"
by MolaRambo
Aug 12th, 2008
12:59:00 PM
95% a diatribe on how his bowels moved during a 1978 saturday morning cartoon about an animated moose who reminded him of the of the guy in (INSERT WHATEVER HUGE MOVIE IS OUT NOW) and 5% actually review. It happens constantly!
I remember when this site was cool.
by eXcommunicated
Aug 12th, 2008
12:59:50 PM
Does anyone remember when this site would post actual spy reports and leaked shit and would post reviews and pictures as a big "fuck you" to the studios? Yeah, well now they fancy themselves as "insiders". Oh well, it was bound to happen. Corporations own us all, so why not AICN?
Harry Knowles "Reviews"
by MolaRambo
Aug 12th, 2008
01:00:04 PM
95% a diatribe on how his bowels moved during a 1978 saturday morning cartoon about an animated moose who reminded him of the of the guy in (INSERT WHATEVER HUGE MOVIE IS OUT NOW) and 5% actually review. It happens constantly!
afraidoffans
by smackfu
Aug 12th, 2008
01:03:05 PM
Actually they're the exact same situation, both the withheld spoilers and withheld reviews are an understanding between AICN staff and the people supplying them with advanced screening that they are not to divulge certain info until a certain date, agreed upon by both parties. In one case it's spoilers, in the other it's a review. Harry was shown something in advance under the agreement that he wouldn't write about it until the release date, and he broke the agreement. Also, I'm not sure if this is the case here but many of these 'agreements' made involve the people viewing the screening to sign a non-disclosure agreement. If Harry did this, then him leaving the review up would actually put him in legal trouble. So...pissing off a few whiny little children vs losing his preview privilages (which are the sites bread and butter) and possible legal trouble....yeah, sorry bud. You're just not that important, you can wait until friday to read the review.
Who...
by duct tape wallet
Aug 12th, 2008
01:05:02 PM
run...
by duct tape wallet
Aug 12th, 2008
01:05:21 PM
Bartertown?
by duct tape wallet
Aug 12th, 2008
01:05:38 PM
Say louder!
by duct tape wallet
Aug 12th, 2008
01:05:59 PM
Want foot in face?
by duct tape wallet
Aug 12th, 2008
01:06:24 PM
Oh, and FYI this is not a free speech issue.
by rev_skarekroe
Aug 12th, 2008
01:07:53 PM
As a few people have tried to say. If the government wanted to remove AICN review, THEN it would be a free speech issue.
MASTER BLASTER Runs Bartertown!
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2008
01:08:03 PM
"If you think it can be done better, start your own fucking site
by eXcommunicated
Aug 12th, 2008
01:08:51 PM
"If you think it can be done better, start your own fucking site"

Yeaah, lol... Same thing fanbois say when their favorite movie is getting slammed up the ass. "Let's see if YOU can make a better movie! nyuk nyuk!"

Y'know, I'm not entirely unsympathetic to AICN here. I was once part of an online organization where we were the "outsiders" sticking it to "the man". Then eventually The Man realized if they couldn't beat us, convert us. That's what happens. Every single time.

ccrunr87
by MolaRambo
Aug 12th, 2008
01:11:41 PM
I love AICN but I make it a point only to read MORI and QUINT as they are actual "Reviews" that focus on the movie. Harry tends to go off on a tangent and all I want to read about is the movie.
Methane cometh from pigshit....
by Darth Macchio
Aug 12th, 2008
01:12:35 PM
...tell you what...if Lucas continues to try to stack the deck legit or not....his productions will end up being bland, wooden, and without soul...

oh...wait...

I will laugh if DARK KNIGHT beats CLONE WARS this weekend
by SpyGuy
Aug 12th, 2008
01:20:39 PM
Yeah, it's trading one Warner Brothers movie for another, but what better way to show your support for quality flicks than having a Week Five DARK KNIGHT beat CLONE WARS on its opening weekend?
Ribbitking
by Slaphappy Slim
Aug 12th, 2008
01:33:23 PM
Seriously, you are mighty precious about yourself, aren't you? And astonishingly thin-skinned to let Mori's so-called "condescension" get under your skin to such a degree. The more you whine about it like a little bitch, the more convinced I am you deserve to be condescended to every minute of your life, you pathetic fucking baby.
The problem with criticism of Harry ...
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 12th, 2008
01:34:55 PM
... a la that eFilmCritic thing or even the old Film Threat thing is they are putting rules in place that Harry never really claimed to follow, then bashing him for following them.

I mean, all these ethical and journalistic transgressions they ascribe to him seem very misguided to me. I never saw this as a proper journalistic site - how could anyone? It's a place you take with a grain of salt and as long as they are up front about it - and God knows Harry has been with his public requests for gifts and whatnot - I really don't care.

Actually more than that, I think Harry or whomever should do whatever they want, as long as there is no pretense that this is a formal, journalistic site. Which in general, I'd say there isn't. It's a fun, enthusiastic, sometimes informative, but most of the time community-driven place. For the most part I think AICN fills its singular role very well. Sure, there have been some iffy things, but most of them - like unexplained mass bannings *ahem* - are unfortunately a part of internet life. Doesn't excuse it but it's nothing unique to this site.

Mori you are wrong
by MGTHEDJ
Aug 12th, 2008
01:38:14 PM
You have relationships with certain producers. Who makes the shows "Masters of Horror?" (Viacom/CBS/Paramount.) And the show "Fear Itself?" (NBC UNIVERSAL.) You are a working writer in HOLLYWOOD! Time Warner is a serious player. Just be honest man. It's really no different than the fact some people cannot state their honest opinion about McCain or Obama because of who they work with in an office. They are having to keep their mouth shut until Nov. 5. Your initial statement was good enough. Now just let this die down.-----later-----m
Black people do it better in bed because they have all that time
by For_The_Love_of_God
Aug 12th, 2008
01:38:44 PM
U can't rush greatness...mediocrity needs time, too. I had a pretty popular website years ago. I was blessed with huge natural tits which was a a godsend because U geeks tend to aim at the tits first which is what most classy women like myself want and then when I know U are shooting air I safely open my mouth and look at U like U had your chance. This situation isn't all that different. Christ, Harry looks like a rose - Moriarty looks like a hose - and I sound like a second rate boxer with my third rate prose. Holla. I was an original, dammit. I discovered Vern. I was also the first person to clone a french person from a horse's ass. Moriarty is not a bastard. I am pretty sure he has a mother somewhere although granted she is probably in hiding. Your rapidly becoming the Natalie Maines of aint it cool. Don't seperate yourself from your core audience even if you don't like your core audience. They love you and RESPECT you. U are not afforded the same amount of stupidity they are.
i just come here for the buffalo wings....
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
01:39:27 PM
oh wait, that's hooters...
RAPED CHILDHOODS, BOO-HOO
by Slaphappy Slim
Aug 12th, 2008
01:42:25 PM
I love every one of you morons on this site that can't cop to the fact that every single criticism (other than Jar Jar) of the prequels can easily be applied to the original trilogy. Bad acting? Check. Godawful dialogue? Check. Plot holes big enough to drive a semi through? Check. I'd respect all of the Lucas hate here if it had any basis in logical consistency, but of course that's too much to expect. Fucking lemmings. I guarantee at least half of you who claim to hate the prequels so much do so only to maintain your "geek cred" on a site like this.
actual slappy, I maintain my geek cred by
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
01:46:00 PM
spanking it to manga and hating on Tarantino...
Die_Hardest & hechtal
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
01:50:23 PM
The medium is provided to discuss the topic of film/TV/etc and the various sub-topics they touch upon. By doing so, it creates a forum for discussion and generally good-natured Geekitude. However, some Talkbackers have taken it upon themselves to do nothing but flame, bitch, incite, and vomit hatred upon the site and its hosts at every available opportunity. For some bizarre reason, they seem to think that AICN owes them something and/or choose to use the site as some sort of personal platform and playground. This is where the Mods have their limits for what is acceptable.

I believe I said this in one of the review TBs: it really says something about Harry & Co. that they allow so much of what goes on in Talkback to continue unabated. These boards are some of the least moderated forums I'm aware of on the web. AICN Talkbackers are often left to police their own here. Now, I've seen both Harry and Moriarty post fairly straightforward explanations for what criteria they use when deciding to bring down the Ban Hammer (threats, racism/sexism/bigotry, multi-post spam, overt and obvious trollishness, the posting of personal information, unwarranted personal attacks, etc.). But it's also obvious that they are not watching the TBs every minute of every day like some other moderated boards. Therefore, we have these instances where racial remarks and the like are left unaddressed. However, once the Mods have been made aware, they do sweep in and take care of business. And you're kidding yourself if you don't think they are within their rights to defend themselves or remove you for abusing their boards.

I'm not making any apologies for the site here. I think I'm being pretty dry about the reality here. I just think that in lieu of the recent ScriptGirl and Embargo! controversies, people have lost a little perspective about what they are (or aren't) entitled to here.

Cheers.

slaphappy - whose pet are you?
by ribbitking
Aug 12th, 2008
01:50:44 PM
who is thin skinned? i didn't resort to calling people little bitches... did i offend your respect for AICN?
Damn.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
01:53:08 PM
That's a lot of "here"s in that last paragraph...
irelevntelefant
by Slaphappy Slim
Aug 12th, 2008
01:57:52 PM
Now yer talkin'
one final thought.....
by brassai2003
Aug 12th, 2008
02:02:02 PM
IS there anything else to say? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. really. What else is there?
ribbitking
by Slaphappy Slim
Aug 12th, 2008
02:07:28 PM
I pet myself, thank you. You don't offend me, you just fill me with condescension and pity. Why? Because you're making a big fucking deal out of exactly fucking nothing. Period. And deep down inside, you know it. Call me a little bitch any time.
Officially irrelevant
by Darth_BaIIs
Aug 12th, 2008
02:12:51 PM
is what this site has become. The first review that I ever read on AICN was the Attack of the Clones review that Harry put up several months before the movie was even released. The buzz about this site back then was huge. Flash forward to 2008, and it is obvious that Hollywood has assimilated AICN. They now play by hte same rules as everybody else, or they won't "get invited to the screenings." Boo Hoo. Evole. Move on. AICN, make yourself relevant again!
Seriously Moriarty? No worries, from me at least.
by pandabait
Aug 12th, 2008
02:13:43 PM
My lazy ass hasn't even seen The Dark Knight yet. I'm ashamed, yes. So a review posted _on a date the producers wish it_ is fine by me. Totally makes sense to work within the system sometimes. Then again, in the interest of self-disclosure I've done it myownself, so maybe I'm just a biased little bee-yatch.
You go mainstream ...
by DennisMM
Aug 12th, 2008
02:49:01 PM
and you get power and cool prizes ... press access, early screenings, even private time with folks who like you. This doesn't have to come from a concerted effort on your part. Your little site can quietly creep into the back of Hollywood's mind to the point where you are considered important, or you can whore yourself out to the people who made the films you loved in your childhood (the one they eventually will rape). Either way, being thought significant yields power and fun. If you have power and fun, do you want to lose them? Fuck, no! It takes more than nobility or purity of spirit to walk away from the bennies of the "new entertainment journalism." It takes a willingness to be shoved back to the end of the line when it comes to access. And without access you're nothing but a rumor site again. Here endeth the lesson, self-righteous fans.
E=mBarg-O
by Kenobi-fan
Aug 12th, 2008
02:58:27 PM
Would it be wrong to note as follows: The following review was removed because of the potential, I stress potential, for the movie being reviewd to be slammed due it sucking beyond normal expectations. Thank you for cooperation. Have a nice day!
Now this is what I don't understand.
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
03:07:02 PM
See, I love this website. I check it nearly everyday. While Harry is obviously no English Major I think there's a certain charm to his enthusiasm. I don't always agree with him. Sometimes I think his opinion is comically, uh, let's say, different from my own. But I love everything Vern writes. I think Quint does some of the best interviews in the entire frickin industry, and Moriarty is a damn good film critic. So I don't understand why people say they hate the reviews or the content of this site. Everything I've said in this talkback I consider a type of Patriotic Dissent. So I do want to publically distance myself from the trolls who are saying things like "oh I hate this site, why even come here the reviews suck blah blah yadda cock." Because I do not hate this site, I want this site to be as good as it can possibly be.
lol
by slkboxrman
Aug 12th, 2008
03:13:59 PM
lemme see if i get this straight, u retarded fan boys need someone else to tell u if a movie is good enuf to spend your hard earned allowance from mommy and daddy on, instead of the internet porn or the newest game from gamestop...wow u people really are lame..u dont need harry or moriarity or anyone else to tell u, u all know u decided the moment u saw the trailer and the endless commercials on tv whether u were going to see it...get over it...and really ...any grown man that needs another grown mans opinion on a movie to decide if its worth it should really just cut his testicles off right now....who cares if the review comes out the day the movie opens ? so u go to the movie the next day or whatever ...shows what pussified fanboys u are that u have to be there the first day the movie opens so u MUST have ur review in hand, printed out for all ur geek buddies as proof..and i bet most of u people saying the movie will suck because there is no review are probably sitting in front of ur puter right now in nothing but a jedi robe, ur fake light saber is prob the closest thing u have to a penis...crying that AICN has not reviewed ur precious movie...internet porn cannot quell ur sadness, maybe suicide can,....try it..i especially love the part about the AICN talkers that think they are celebrities because they post on every talkback because they have no lives....u should get banned just for being ignorant, cynical, and for having such meaningless lives that u have to post that much...this is harrys site, his career, etc...whats ur excuse ? anyone that takes movies, TV, and other works of fiction so seriously should kill themselves, or in fanboyspeak "self-terminate" or medicate urself(not herbally), find a fucking girlfriend...jesus....
And as far as integrity goes.
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
03:14:54 PM
I'm from Boston, lifelong Sox fan. We have an ownership group that is, well, less traditional than maybe the owners of a storied franchise should be. Over the past 10 years they've added seats to Fenway, including on top of the Sacred Green Monster, added a mascot, held "dress in red days" even started a fan club in which fans can pay for the chance to purchase special offers. They call it "Red Sox Nation" perhaps you've heard of it. This "Red Sox Nation" has turned into a nationwide attempt at bandwagoning as many non-fans as possible, thereby turning a profit so that they can continue to sign good free agents to 100million dollar contracts and whatnot. So I decided I'll deal with this stuff, but to a point. The second that I see somebody waving a towel at a Red Sox game I'm out. Done. That's it. No more baseball for me. I love the Red Sox. I love them much more than this site. But I could not in good conscience root for a team that became that commercialized, unproud, and acted like a damn expansion team. It's alright, it hasn't happened yet and it probably won't happen. I have a similar mark for AICN though. The second they post gossip, I'm done. I would consider that a compromise of integrity. I think people who do thoroughly hate this site should get lost though.
Kwisatzhaderach: You Are Right, And You Are Wrong!!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 12th, 2008
03:17:18 PM
Lucas has directed 3 great movies, THX-1138, American Graffiti and Star Wars...that's it. And at the time he met Francis Ford Coppola he hadn't done any of that, hence my Pay It Forward Comments!!!!

Now, if you want a quick tour of Whedon's best work, I refer you to "The Body" the greatest episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and arguably one of the best hours on television ever, one that should have been nonimated for, and won an Emmy. Buffy's sister Dawn finds her way to their mother who has died. There in the autopsy room, alone...she stares blankly, tears in her eyes. Buffy enters the room and comfort's Dawn, assuring her that their mother is gone. Dawn reaches out to their mother's lifeless face with her hand, and, voice quivering, she softly says, "Where'd she go?", fade to black...end credits. As well, another truly great demonstration of Joss' work is to be found in "Objects In Space", the last episode of Firefly. When the lead villain asks the ships female mechanic "If she has ever been raped before?", he assures her that if she doesn't help him with his agenda, he will rape her and make it the most unpleasant experience of her life. When Early, the Operative...cooly says that, you know he is telling the truth, and so does the girl. The moment is ugly and horrifying as she falls apart emotionally. Under the gun, she makes her decision, and sells-out the crew, because the other option is unthinkable. Now that is great writing!!!

Time for Lucas to open his house of tricks and allow other filmmakers who are less established to come and play there so they can make their THX-1138s, or their American Graffitis, and their Star Wars', the same way Coppola opened up American Zoetrope for Lucas to come and play many years ago and personally taught him how to write!!!!
slkboxrman
by Die_Hardest
Aug 12th, 2008
03:17:24 PM
I hope you finished your homework already or your mom's gonna be really mad at you for being on the computer.
Embargo reviews = Boycott the movie
by onemanarmy
Aug 12th, 2008
03:18:16 PM
Someone is obviously afraid of the public hearing about how shitty a movie is to even act like that. As previously mentioned, I don't need a review to tell me that Clone Wars would suck. "Oh no, jedinamehere is in danger!! What will he do?" Who cares...he obviously lives since he's in the next fucking movie (Ep. III). Fuck WB and their shitty cable network, fuck Lucasfilm and their shitty movies, and most of all fuck you cry baby fan boys. Thanks in advance.
Amended--Kwisatzhaderach: You Are Right, And You Are Wrong!!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 12th, 2008
03:26:54 PM
Lucas has directed 3 great movies, THX-1138, American Graffiti and Star Wars...that's it. And at the time he met Francis Ford Coppola he hadn't done any of that, hence my Pay It Forward Comments!!!!

Now, if you want a quick tour of Whedon's best work, I refer you to "The Body" the greatest episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and arguably one of the best hours on television ever, one that should have been nonimated for, and won, an Emmy. Buffy's sister Dawn finds her way to their mother who has died. There in the autopsy room, alone...she stares blankly, tears in her eyes. Buffy enters the room and comforts Dawn, assuring her that their mother isn't there anymore (only the shell of her body remaining). Dawn reaches out to their mother's lifeless face with her hand, and, voice quivering, she softly says, "Where'd she go?", fade to black...end credits. As well, another truly great demonstration of Joss' work is to be found in "Objects In Space", the last episode of Firefly. When the episode's villain asks the ship's female mechanic "If she has ever been raped before?", he assures her that if she doesn't help him with his agenda, he will rape her and make it the most unpleasant experience of her life. When Early, the Operative...cooly says that, you know he is telling the truth, and so does the girl. The moment is ugly and horrifying as she falls apart emotionally. Under the gun, she makes her decision, and sells-out the crew, because the other option is unthinkable. Now that is great writing!!!

Time for Lucas to open his house of tricks, and allow other filmmakers who are less established, to come and play there so they can make their own THX-1138s, or their American Graffitis, and their Star Wars', the same way Coppola opened-up the doors of American Zoetrope for Lucas to come and play many years ago, and point of fact, personally taught him how to write!!!!
die hardest
by slkboxrman
Aug 12th, 2008
03:29:51 PM
obviously hit a nerve huh ? u douche
Maybe
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
03:53:18 PM
Maybe WB just wanted everyone to decide, for themselves, what they thought. I know thats a lot to ask these days, what with everyone unable to really form their own opinions.
slkbxrmn, actually...
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 12th, 2008
03:54:34 PM
my penis is the closest thing to a light saber that I have...
Mostly they come out at night,....mostly.
by VADER77
Aug 12th, 2008
03:56:37 PM
WOW.... how to start... as you can see by my screen name, I'm a big Star Wars fan....NOW, to also start, I'm also a movie fan and, even though I love the Star Wars universe, I can think outside the box when it comes to my take on things. I love the orig. trilogy, love a lot of the books (Zahn's) and the comics (Dark Empire), yes I do collect most of the toys and action figures, but I can also TELL IT LIKE IT IS...... while most of Phantom Menace sucked, it had some good stuff, while Attack of the Clones started kinda slow, after Anakin found his mother, it pretty well was a decent movie after that, and while Revenge of the Sith wasn't great, it was more Star Wars than the other two combined (save for the Frankenstein part at the end).... Now, the Clone Wars cartoon, micro series, Gendy version was pretty damn good, and felt like Star Wars. So what does all this mean, well, most of us hardcore fans were 6-14 year old kids back in '77, and at that age, Star Wars was pretty well the most unbeleivable thing we had ever seen before in our short lives....and as we grew up, Empire just cemented that into a powerful entity to us, but before Jedi came out, those of us at the ages I mentioned wen't through puberty, and/or were just old enough that our views were changing, but we still had a zest for the films, and Ewoks aside, still loved the universe...........THEN, 16 YEARS WENT BYE!!!!!! and sorry for anyone out there, but that WILL change people....... and all of a sudden, when Lucas brings the prequels out, life has kinda skewed how we view everything..... the prequels, at least Phantom Menace, were just too "kid like, or kid friendly" and we just couldn't get into it(especially with Jake Lloyd and Jar-Jar)..... Attack of the Clones comes, and, well, it starts off slow, and really, Hayden just didn't cut the mustard (except for the scene where he destroyed the Tuskens)..... now Revenge was much better, but we still had a sour taste in our mouths and the Frankenstein scene was almost too much to bare.........WHY am I going through all this, well, I still love Star Wars, I don't think Lucas hangs the moon or anything, but he's done some great stuff, some bad stuff too, I am not chomping at the bit too see this Clone Wars, but I am interested.... Mostly what this long assed post was for, was to take out a little of the neagativity that's running through here at the moment, and if you need to blast me, go ahead, I've got broad shoulders, I can handle it....... Now, I'm not condoning what was done about the reviews, I just wanted to get some views of my own out there, and see if anyone agrees with me that, even though the prequels weren't great, maybe we were just older and our views and likes were much too adult to like some PG offered fare, not saying that's the whole of it, but I do think it has something to do with it.........
Harry et al....
by The Eskimo
Aug 12th, 2008
04:23:08 PM
...I don't know whose decision it was to even post this article, but it was a bad idea. You had to know it would stir the ant bed. As far as the embargo, we all know it sux and it sux for you guys worst of all. But you have to decide if what you do is actual journalism or just reporting. Fine line, but you can't have it both ways. With great power comes...well, you know. Either way I'll continue to be a fan and look forward to the review this Friday.
Holding at 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes
by Sithdan
Aug 12th, 2008
04:24:10 PM
But I'm sure many more reviews are yet to flood in.
Save me Obi Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope
by ponysystem
Aug 12th, 2008
04:38:52 PM
I booked tickets to go and see this on Saturday with my three sons! Bollocks... the wife can take them!
Untainted Cool News
by Samus Aran
Aug 12th, 2008
04:39:20 PM
Months ago I thought about how the reviews on this site are most likely tailored to please the movie making people. This is an interesting approach because the reviewers of this site should not give only glowing reviews because a reccomendation of a terrible movie would quickly destroy any credibility of the reviewers of this site. So The reviewers of this site are stuck somewhat between a rock and a hard place, they need to at least appear honest in their reviews of movies, but they can't be so honest that it pisses off their movie people- otherwise they may not get their early free screenings. So I imagined a website much like Aint It Cool News, but this time the widely known concept of the site would be that movies would ONLY be reviewed on the day of release. The reviewers would then feel free to express their completely untainted oppinion of the movie, and the readers could know almost for sure that there is no reason for the reviewer to be embelishing. Does this sound like something people would like to see?
Apologies if this has been said but...
by Giario
Aug 12th, 2008
04:40:45 PM
... This isn't really a case of the studios beating AICN but rather a case of the studios beating us. Once upon a time this site did rely on spy reports and location photographs coming from the readership. The studios saw this so they upped their security and privacy and then leaked things themselves to the site. This meant that the site still benefitted from the early glimpses of upcoming movies but that the studios still had control over what was being glimpsed. The fact of the matter is that this site now gets a better quality of product (For lack of a better word) from the studios than any one of us could offer. Thus it benefits AICN to play ball, as well as the readership. It is perfectly within anyone's right to set up their own site and run it how AICN used to be run but given that the studios have wised up to the situation and tightened security and whatnot I can't see a site like that working too well today. By the way The Clone Wars movie looks utterly shit.
It's Barely in ANY theaters at ALL!
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
04:42:06 PM
So no one has to worry about seeing it on accident. And it can't do well, because its only in like 4 theaters in the ENTIRE STATE i live it! When i went to get get tickets i realized, that its only an EXTREMELY limited release...glad i got my tickets already!
It's Barely in ANY theaters at ALL!
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
04:42:14 PM
So no one has to worry about seeing it on accident. And it can't do well, because its only in like 4 theaters in the ENTIRE STATE i live it! When i went to get get tickets i realized, that its only an EXTREMELY limited release...glad i got my tickets already!
The director sure is a big tool
by disfigurehead
Aug 12th, 2008
04:46:03 PM
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/new s/va/20080812/121858253 100.html
Lucas you bastard
by ponysystem
Aug 12th, 2008
04:49:40 PM
Like everyone (except my Dad) I love Star Wars 4-6. I don't need to tell you why, its obvious. My kids love Star Wars 1-3 for the same reasons I love the originals and we often take the mickey out of each others films. I claim theirs looks like a cgi cartoon with wooden actors, they say mine are boring and the Jedi fights are rubbish. So, Lucas has been an absolute genius because he has secured himself another 20+ years of fan base... I admire that. He could have made 1-3 to please the 30 odd year olds but he didn't he made a 1-3 that captured the imagination of kids the same way 4-6 did for me and everyone else back in the day... that took balls. However, just looking at the trailers for this Clone Wars and reading these reviews and WB's bully boy antics makes me think that now Lucas has betrayed my kids with this inconsistent, OTT, childish bullshit and I for one hate him for that... and his fucking chinless head with lego hair!
not a problem
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
04:51:54 PM
I mean its not a problem for me if people want to spend their time dissing something because they're bored, instead of using that energy to create something on their own..NEWSFLASH! EVERYONE on this post is having their time stolen from other things...only to me its fun...because i LOVE the prequil more than the very SLOW old movies...and i'm like almost 45 years old....oh i know... i mean have you tried to watch the originals lately...i mean they really aint all THAT good...though the music is nice....
Opinions are like @$$holes...
by Chief Joseph
Aug 12th, 2008
05:09:50 PM
...the homosexuals insist on sharing them.
Well.....
by the1980mutant
Aug 12th, 2008
05:10:33 PM
Who wants to go see a movie that the parent company won't let reviews about it be posted beforehand anyways? I think everyone knew this thing was going to suck way back when they were posting the early cgi. Star Wars is only awesome nowadays playing the video games like Knights of the Old Republic. That's about the only medium that actually caters to the Star Wars fans now. As far as the movies go, ROTJ was the last great thing out of this series. This movie is going to be the nail in the coffin as far as I am concerned.
HOLY CRAP!
by Capt. Murphy
Aug 12th, 2008
05:12:29 PM
This feedback is long. I will be seeing this movie one way or the other, my 8 year old is foaming at the mouth for it.
This will be a summer long remembered...
by Giario
Aug 12th, 2008
05:21:35 PM
... It has seen the death of Indiana Jones and it will soon see the death of Star Wars. Way to go Lucas, you ridiculous cunt.
Only good thing to come out of the prequels
by Giario
Aug 12th, 2008
05:39:41 PM
are those documentaries about the making of them and the only good things about those are the bit in the Phantom Menace one where the assistant director or whatever (Roger Christian is his name I think) says 'That's a wrap' or something and then stands there in a fantastically smug fashion as if everyone is clapping for him (And I believe this prick went on to direct 'Battlefield Earth') and the bit in the AOTC one where that fat pathetic suck up idiot (Rob Coleman is it?) pretends that he is delivering that dreadful Yoda animation to Lucas on purpose whilst fake laughing and seemingly holding back the tears (I may be misremembering it a little but it was certainly cringe-inducingly pathetic). The latter is one of the best things I have ever seen. Imagine being that much of a loser.
What saddened me about the reviews being removed...
by loafroaster
Aug 12th, 2008
05:42:46 PM
...is that Harry sounded so emotional, so passionate in his hate for the film...but then removed all that hate and passion, and was willing to forget about it, at the behest of the people who made it happen. I'll never trust another review from him again.
Newsflash, guys:
by Chief Joseph
Aug 12th, 2008
05:52:05 PM
AICN sold out a long time ago. I've come to accept that.
Personally I've found the bizarre ScriptGirl bannings more disturbing than the embargo deal.
Embargoed until public release = shit film
by Mullah Omar
Aug 12th, 2008
05:52:38 PM
When you don't want critics to talk about your film until it's already out (or if you don't even bother to screen it to critics), it's usually because you know it's a shitty film.

In fact, if somebody here had just posted that info - we can't legally talk about this until the day it's released - I would have been reasonably confident that the film was shit and we'd have all been winners.
i can't take it anymore. I Ice Cream sucks!
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:16:50 PM
Star Wars Sucks! Psyche! Whoo Hooo, i'm so Psyched there's a cool new movie to see! Batman Sucks, Tron Sucks, Ice Cream suck too! only Star Wars is still rockin in the free world! we rule you suck! The score at halftime is one billion to ziro!
i can't take it anymore. I Ice Cream sucks!
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:16:51 PM
Star Wars Sucks! Psyche! Whoo Hooo, i'm so Psyched there's a cool new movie to see! Batman Sucks, Tron Sucks, Ice Cream suck too! only Star Wars is still rockin in the free world! we rule you suck! The score at halftime is one billion to ziro!
Lonely at the Top?
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:17:52 PM
Huh, George is it lonely at the Top?
Ograbme!
by Immortal_Fish
Aug 12th, 2008
06:18:36 PM
A fair explanation. It's also fair to speculate whether the reviews will be reposted unedited after Friday.
People who Eat Poop for Breakfast.
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:19:29 PM
Those people and you know who you are, are the people who dont like star wars... you guys all eat poop for Breakfast, WITH the corn in it...and you also smell bad, becuase of all the poop you've been eathing...and also i think you're cute!
but not TOO cute.
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:22:06 PM
(Its the Poop) anyone for a poop and pee martini? i hope there are some fart jokes in THE CLONE WARS....little Stinky WORK THAT MAGICS!
but not TOO cute.
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:22:15 PM
(Its the Poop) anyone for a poop and pee martini? i hope there are some fart jokes in THE CLONE WARS....little Stinky WORK THAT MAGICS!
I Think...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 12th, 2008
06:24:17 PM
... I figured out the big problem here. You guys seem to think that we used to break embargoes. Hold on to something cause I'm gonna BLOW YOUR MINDS...

... we didn't. Ever. We've never, ever, ever broken embargo intentionally. And here's how that works...

... when someone shows you something, they get to set the rules for when you can talk about it. Period. And if they don't show it to you, but you see it anyway, then they can't set an embargo.

That's the way it always worked, and the way it still does work. Nothing's changed. We still read scripts early and discuss them. We still publish things the studios would rather we didn't. But it's a game, as it always has been, and the one thing they can control is what you say WHEN THEY SHOW IT TO YOU THEMSELVES.

That's an embargo.

That's all that happened here.

Nothing changed, but by all means, get back to freaking out about it anyway, and a little later this week, when we demonstrate the difference between something that IS embargoed and something that ISN'T embargoed, remember I said this, and then we can talk further.

Speculation.
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:24:24 PM
hmm....i'll have to SPECulate about that.... eeewwww...theres a spec in my poop and pee martini! Alright who wants one? Any bottom feeders out there? Here fishy fishy fishy...
Didnt EP1 start with trade EMBARGOS to Naboo?
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:27:24 PM
i knew this seemed familiar...elusive.... Leggo my EMBARG...LEGGO!
I'm COO-COO for EMB
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:28:48 PM
Don't condesence me, man.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 12th, 2008
06:28:55 PM
I keep thinking Mori is a condescending 20-something from his tone, but then I see pictures of him on ScriptGirl videos and he looks much older. I'm confused.
I'M COO-COO for EMBARGO-PUFFS!
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:29:26 PM
I'M COO-COO for EMBARGO-PUFFS!
SkeletonParty
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:32:52 PM
NICE NAMES! I'm a long time listener..first time typer. also i'm actually blind and just typing all this by luck if it doesn't make sense..OH I APOLOGIZE. NO i dont I DO i DONT.... Hey lets all get outta here and go get some low calorie nacho substitue!
ummm......
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:35:30 PM
i just wanted to say that i'm sorry if i hurt anyones feelings...i had a great time today and hope to talk to you all real soon!
TALKBACKS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
06:36:36 PM
When they're overused, they can get stretched out like this one.
BIG HUGS all AROUND!
by whooooooop
Aug 12th, 2008
06:39:32 PM
seriously - most cared about movie of all time as indicated by the lengh of talk back... ....THE CLONE WARS?
Lee Marvin didn't give a shit
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 12th, 2008
06:39:53 PM
so why should you?
Condescending
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 12th, 2008
06:40:35 PM
Yeah like I said earlier, Moriarty has the facts on his side, but still applies a thick layer of defensiveness and condescension to his posts here. I don't get it.You'd think he's be secure enough not to get into that pissing contest vibe.
You can win, Tom.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 12th, 2008
07:01:50 PM
Drew could write an explanation that treated the reader as if they might just be curious as to what is going on. Instead, he sounds like we're his naughty little kids.

Nothing against his kids.

Moriarty...we gotta talk.
by thatpeterguy
Aug 12th, 2008
07:02:59 PM
I can imagine that it must get irritating having fanboys nitpick at your work for the past however many years you've been with the site, but would it kill you to try to not be so condescending. Harry comes on here and treats it like a good 'ol fashioned revolt and has fun with it while you feel the need to play Daddy with the way you threaten and talk down to some of the readers. It's all very "parental" of you, which I guess makes sense considering where you are at in life, but it's not very "cool" and isn't that supposed to be the whole point of this site?
Master Blaster what?
by heyscot
Aug 12th, 2008
07:03:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =dBPZkptvCFs
What happened to Uncapie?
by SkeletonParty
Aug 12th, 2008
07:09:29 PM
Is he gone, too?
Talkback Enhancement: Theme Music!
by br1947
Aug 12th, 2008
07:16:09 PM
Since we can't get html enabled (since its too expensive), can we at least get some talkback mood music going? Different ones depending on the mood of the talkback, 'Duel of a Fates' would be a great one for this talkback... Maybe for Harry's reviews we can get a comical tuba melody
Condescending...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 12th, 2008
07:19:04 PM
.... is not what I am being. "Explanatory." Did I insult you guys in the last post? No. But the word "embargo" is being brutally misused here, and people are jumping to the absurd and (sorry) offensive conclusion that we will never publish anything outside of approved studio materials again. That's just crazy.

Sorry if I tried to lighten it up a little. At this point, Bodet's right. There is nothing I could post that would be greeted with anything less than hostility, but here I am, trying to clarify anyway. Even after people have been abusive, hostile, and outright assholes to me for the last few days. Go back and read that last post... I'm not lambasting anyone... I'm just explaining that you've got it wrong if you think "embargo" means we can never talk about anything. It applies to one film. One screening. It's picture by picture, as it's always been.

I could take the Harry approach which is to never explain anything at all, but that doesn't work, either. And trust me... short of being prodded with a stick, Harry is loathe to explain a single choice or decision he makes. So if what you really want is for me to never address you guys directly or respond to questions, I guess I can comply. I just think it's really shitty.

WHO IS THE RETARD WHO STRETCHED THIS COCKFUCKING TALKBACK?
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
07:23:02 PM
Fucker.
NOT EVERYONE HATES YOU, DREW
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
07:28:55 PM
Many of us got your back here amidst this maelstrom of geek rage. If you give me a black box I can manage this ... situation ... more effectively.
Keep Getting Banned Losers!
by p0llk4t
Aug 12th, 2008
07:30:25 PM
All you dumbasses keep testing Moriarty and get yourself banned. Hopefully some of the real bums will get banned. It's been long overdue for some TB house cleaning.

I guess the AICN staff is going to be busy monitoring talk-backs until 12:01 Friday morning. BTW will the reviews be posted Eastern time or Pacific...or do you have to go by GMT :p
Some random points
by The_Fredo
Aug 12th, 2008
07:31:03 PM
1. I wasn't going to watch Clone Wars: The Animated Toy Catalog before and I sure ain't going now.

2. Lucas and Lucasfilm have killed their golden goose and now are happy to display the gizzards in hopes that love of the goose will bring us back.

3. I don't know nor care how the timeline played out. If Harry knew about the embargo, then he shouldn't have put up the review. If he didn't, it'd probably be a wise move to check before going with it. I hate to say it, but AICN is no longer that renegade little website it was in the mid-to-late 90s.
Mori, thanks for the feedback.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 12th, 2008
07:31:07 PM
I disagree with TomBodet. You can win, or at least not lose, by rising above the tone of the talkbackers and simply stating what is going on. Pretty much like your last post there.

Of course, there will always be people who want to stir things up.

I'm Not...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 12th, 2008
07:32:29 PM
... slagging Harry!

Good lord... I just said he never explains his choices. WHICH HE DOESN'T.

What about reviews from "sources" who saw Clone Wars ? What then
by G100
Aug 12th, 2008
07:32:55 PM
I'm presuming, going by the sheer number of reviews already out there, that the previews were hardly for one or two people.

So if someone e-mailed an anonymous bad review to AICN from those screening would it be posted or not ?

And pardon me but wasn't Harry saying that he didn't KNOW there was an Embargo ? Sort of blows a hole in Mori's "when someone shows you something, they get to set the rules for when you can talk about it. Period." So did Warner or Lucasfilm change their mind days after the screening upon seeing the terrible reviews ?

Hey, I was actually becoming pretty bored with all this as at the heart of it is a film that looks like a turdfest but this isn't going to go away if the fancy footwork and condescending posts from on high keep continuing.

The site isn't going to shut down and the world isn't going to end because one crap Movie had some terrible reviews pulled at the insistance of the makers, lets at least be honest. It's curious but not earthshattering stuff.

It's probably the fact that it involves Lucas (like the Indy 4 Fiasco) keeping it on the boards and causing so much comment.

P.S. Why is the screensize expanded in this talkback ? Has someone posted some bizzarre consecutive series of characters or something ? It's pretty annoying.

MNG for MOD
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:34:54 PM
"Putting the nice back in Moderation."

If you make me a Mod, I promise you, my fellow Talkbackers, I will bust some heads.

Sorry Gus Van Rant...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:36:12 PM
...but I had to throw my hat into the Black Box ring.
No Mori! Don't fall for it! A blackbox BSB will end us all!
by br1947
Aug 12th, 2008
07:39:03 PM
First the blackbox, then he eliminates the senate, then the jedi... don't do it!!

Or if you do, may I offer my humbles services to Lord BringingSexyBack. I'm good with killing jedi children...
Moriarty
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:39:33 PM
While I agree with TomBodet, I definitely don't think you should stop addressing us kids. In anything, I think you (and those who are willing and able) should do it more.
"In anything" ?!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:41:21 PM
Should read, "If anything...". I wish I knew what was going on with my typing skills.
MNG blackbox would work...
by br1947
Aug 12th, 2008
07:41:42 PM
but he will sleep with all of your women. ALL of them, possibly at the same time. It's a cult thing.
"Pollkat is where it's at!"
by p0llk4t
Aug 12th, 2008
07:42:16 PM
Give me black box! I promise to only ban racists and myopic fan-boys....oh...and also anyone who doesn't like The Big Lebowski.
I salute you, Gus Van Rant.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:44:06 PM
Worthy indeed. May the best Talkbacker win.
MNG for MOD
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:45:28 PM
"He'll get you laid in '08!"

I'm MNG and I approve this message.

BR1947
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
07:45:58 PM
I accept your offer.

We will be to these talkbacks what Russia was to Georgia in the past 5 days. We will lay waste to all enemies - guilty or innocent.

We will rape asses until the heavens cry.

Let the carnage begin. Please, Mori?

9 out of 10 hot sex cult members prefer MNG
by br1947
Aug 12th, 2008
07:48:03 PM
and the 10th one is lesbian, but still greatly tempted

MNG '08!
Just read Latino Review's review...
by The_Fredo
Aug 12th, 2008
07:49:16 PM
...So about that embargo..uh...what up wit dat?
Whos the newb that stretched out the TB
by Phategod2
Aug 12th, 2008
07:51:21 PM
tinyurls people GOSH!
You may not have broken embargos, Mori, BUT...
by KCMOSHer
Aug 12th, 2008
07:53:48 PM
...you also didn't need to. In ye olden days, screenings weren't remotely as guarded as they are now. Who got frisked for cell phone cameras in 1997? Oh, wait, they didn't have them. Not even for still images. The world was a more innocent place, and you guys were the corsairs plundering the system while it was still underprotected. Well, that's changed, forever. In order to continue the kind of work you were famous for to -any- extent, you'd -have- to break embargoes. More importantly, you routinely remove content when requested by studios. No muss, no fuss, down it goes. If there's a problem with this, it's threefold: 1. You aren't performing and can never perform to the level you once did when it comes to true scoops and early news. Now, if you read through the early stuff, it appears that the vast majority is studio approved. You're visiting editing bays, sets, etc. Now, you rely on reader content (even if it's from readers who you have a relationship with beyond strangers) for the illicit stuff. Which brings us to #2. #2: You can't afford to break any rules yourselves. There is absolutely no possible danger involved, because there can't be. Why? Because you're part of the system, as I said previously. If you refuse a removal of content request, you can forget content from them in the future. If you break an embargo, you can forget access from them in the future. In the past, this didn't matter, because your content came from outside this system. Now? It'd be an insta-kill on the site. Blacklisting -means- something to you now. And, personally, you and Harry would be potentially hosed considering your personal business in the industry. Which brings us to #3. #3: You're different people. You're older. You have much more at stake. Do I drive as fast as I did when I was 19? Hell no...tickets = traffic school, increased insurance, and fines that need to go towards my rent. With age comes responsibility, and you guys all have that at this point. More to lose means less to risk. You're not entirely wrong. A big chunk of this is expectations that haven't been set. The impression was that you flipped the bird to the system and plundered their stockpiles of movie goodness at will during the early days, which you do NOT seem to be doing now. That's apparently only partially correct, and in this instance you're doing what you have always done...but overall? The element of danger is gone, and we see -way- more 'whoops, gone already, studio requested it be pulled' than we do 'early footage of next epic FUCK YOU STUDIO BASTARDS AHAHAHAHAHA'. You rarely even see the word 'spies' anymore, when that used to be the point of the whole damn site. So, some expectation is unrealistic...and some is all too accurate. I think saying things like 'we NEVER broke embargoes' is an important step in righting those expectations, but you're never going to convince anyone reading AICN that you're who you used to be and keep bringing what you used to bring. Again, not a slam, not an insult, just the simple facts of life. Even Ali got to the point where he couldn't knock everyone down anymore. Doesn't mean he isn't Ali.
THANKS GUS VAN RANT
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
07:53:57 PM
I'm sending over a tranny prostitute to your house along with an undercover photog so I can discredit you and steal the election.
Wow, what a talkback.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 12th, 2008
07:54:13 PM
I tend to shy away from criticizing AICN most of the time since I figure it’s their website and their rules, as fluid and inconsistent as the latter at times may seem to be. I’ve been coming here since 2001 which means I’ve been a talkbacker for more than half of AICN’s existence. In no way do I have any “rights” as such, nor does AICN have any obligations to me as a talkbacker. The fact that my presence here and the presence of the rest of you here generates income for AICN doesn’t change that fact.

I see loads of new usernames here which makes me think that a lot of regs have registered new ones just to voice their opinions and are afraid of getting banned, which is unfortunate, but not unreasonable.

If there’s an embargo, fine. I can live with that. What gives me pause, however, is the way this issue is being handled.

Maybe I’m dense, but something just isn’t adding up. Others have pointed it out, but it bears repeating: Either there was an embargo or there wasn’t. If there was, then AICN either knew about the embargo before the screening or did not. If they didn’t, then the retraction makes sense. If they did, then it means they decided to deliver a “fuck you” to the studio by publishing the reviews anyway. Their removal would then indicate that AICN caved in during that particular chicken race. If there wasn’t an embargo, and the studio decided to punish AICN after the fact, then it stinks to high heaven. Mori’s post makes it sound like a cut and dried embargo deal, but Harry’s post alludes to shadier and perhaps less wholesome bargains being made.

People keep mentioning short term and long term gains. Well, it seems to me that the very fact that there’s an embargo means that the studio fears the potential of AICN readership. No matter how I do the math it seems that AICN is actually holding all the winning cards here. Sure, no more set visits or other perks – but for how long? How long can studios who cater to Geek Nation afford to piss its members off? Is it so far-fetched to think that the studios are hoping that the perceived image of a sell-out website will spread? The results of such an image, true or false, would arguably undermine the site’s legitimacy and its opinion-forming weight.

Like I said earlier, it’s not my website and I have no rights as a talkbacker, but I’d like to see this particular inconsistency addressed. I don’t care how ugly the truth might turn out to be, but at least get the story straight.

At times I still enjoy the odd review, but the heyday of AICN’s articles seems to be in the rear-view mirror most of the time these days, and are generally conversation starters for the real attraction and what makes AICN unique -- Talkback. Talkback is why I keep returning. Its combination of truly wonderful people, complete fruitcakes as well as wretched scum and villainy is the lifeblood of this site, and I love it dearly. I have a wife, a kid and a decent job but my day still doesn’t feel complete until I’ve checked in on AICN at least once (one of the perks of said job). Nothing would please me more than once again feeling the rush I used to feel all the time when I saw the headers on the front page, but I’ve resigned myself to merely being pleasantly surprised once in a while. As long as talkback, with all its rewards and frustrations, remains as vital as it is, I’ll keep coming back.

This whole thing just makes me sad, to be honest. I can’t shake the image of two violent beasts, Lucasfilm and AICN, clawing and biting each other, locked in mortal combat as they both plunge into a pit of integrity-searing lava together – co-dependents to the very end.

Say it ain’t so.

br1947
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
07:54:24 PM
I see that you've studied the latest Baltar Poll results. Are you gunning for a cabinet position?
thanks Phategod2 I thought it was just me for a second
by G100
Aug 12th, 2008
07:54:59 PM
yeah I thought tinyurls were the rule around here ?
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
07:59:27 PM
They need to be wiped out.

BSB 08!

2 great tastes that taste great together
by WhoDis
Aug 12th, 2008
08:10:07 PM
AICN fucking up + STAR WARS! = greatest talkback of all time
Na, too much responsibilty...
by br1947
Aug 12th, 2008
08:11:10 PM
Now, Chairman of Hot Sex Cult Oversight Committee... that is a position which I would happily fill.
DocPazuzu - Here, here.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
08:21:54 PM
Well said, sir.
I want to be appointed Official
by Phategod2
Aug 12th, 2008
08:23:27 PM
Transformer Movie information liason.
br1947
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
08:24:07 PM
I'll take that under advisement.

There will be a place for everyone under my administration. And everyone gets laid.

Vote for MNG in '08!!!

Lambasting vs Condescending
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 12th, 2008
08:26:00 PM
... vs splitting hairs, hahaha. Seriously, lambasting or insulting are not necessary for condescension.

Granted, tone on the internets is sometimes tough to read but Moriarty's posts have a burdened "oh-I have-to-EXPLAIN-this-shit-to-t hese turds?" vibe. Maybe it's just tiredness but it definitely at least has some crankiness to it. All I'm saying is - I'd expect a bit more patience and generosity of spirit. Maybe it's healthy though; he doesn't feel so superior that he can't get pissy like a TBer AT TBers ...

Damn I can't believe I'm going so in depth about such silliness, but one thing led to another.

Phategod2
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
08:30:07 PM
Well, then you're in luck, my friend. Because in my administration, I plan on creating a position for "Transformer Movie Information Liason". I know of very few Talkbackers who have served so well during the Great TRANSFORMERS Talkback Wars. And you, my friend, would be a prime (PRIME! Get it?!) candidate for such a position.

I hope you won't mind the Flames On Box posting privilege though...

I'LL VOTE FOR YA MNG
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
08:35:41 PM
You're a standup guy in my book.
Pollkat = change but not hope!
by p0llk4t
Aug 12th, 2008
08:42:04 PM
A vote for Pollkat is a vote for change...but not hope!!

My platform is simple. You will be banned for the following reasons:

Hate Speach
Hate Speach against The Big Lebowski
Myopic-Fan-Boy Speach

Unlike my liberal opponent, who wants to make banning decisions by committee, all bannings will be soley at my discretion. My bannings will be swift and decisive. Questioning of my decisions will not be tolerated!

I believe in pre-emptive strikes with a large helping of shock-and-awe. If user chewbacca_is_my_hero99 starts dick riding Lucas a bit to much...BOOM...OUTTA HERE! My bannings are permanent and apply not only to AICN, but to the all the connected interwebs!

Any appeals or attempts to use a different alias will result in a banning from the planet.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Ummm...I mean vote for Pollkat!
BTW the talkback for Harry's review will be a laugh riot
by G100
Aug 12th, 2008
08:42:12 PM
I think there will need to be good few Moderators watching that one. ;-)

I'd also echo DocPazuzu's comments that not everyone hee thinks they have a god given right for explanations or justifications. But the fact that there are seems to be ruffled feathers behind the scenes and "miscommunications" aplenty speaks to this as quite a bit more than out of control hysteria and trolling from the usual talkback sources over a non-issue.

I also wonder about the public screenings that were mentioned.

Why none from AICN's team or indeed any AICN contact whatsoever has attended and e-mailed a review from a public screening seems a bit unusual too.

Again it's just odd not scandalous. but it's those kind of things that add fuel to the fire.

Still... there WILL be a huge amount of traffic on the site come Friday so if any staffmember has anything juicy about anything Moviewise, and he wants to get maximum exposure, my bet would be post on Friday.

comic book movies? anyone?
by Amy Chasing
Aug 12th, 2008
08:51:42 PM
seems alot of successful movies these days are based on comic books. So am I the only one who thinks that there's a treasure trove of Star Wars comic books that would probably make better films/series than this Clone Wars flik?

Try the original (and even the current) Knights Of The Old Republic series, the Ostrander/Duursema Clone Wars series, the current Dark Times and Legacy series... c'mon, somebody make them!

I'd love to see a "Shadows of the empire"
by Phategod2
Aug 12th, 2008
08:54:29 PM
movie or "Bounty Hunter Wars" NOT DIRECTED BY LUCAS, WITH 0 (THAT'S ZERO IF YOU MISSED IT) INPUT.
BSB
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2008
08:54:55 PM
Ah, a vote you won't regret, my friend. I thank you. And the world of Talkback will thank you.

MNG - Keeping it Nice in '08!

Remember in grade school...
by hopewell1
Aug 12th, 2008
08:57:49 PM
when a couple assholes got the whole class in trouble and movie day or some shit was cancelled? I feel like that. Some of us have no problem with the embargo, just wanted to see some clone wars reviews before we go see the film and didn't blink an eye when it got pulled. I was like "oh well, I'll just read it on Friday". I read it though, didn't like what I felt was Harry's knee jerk reaction to the film but still appreciated his feedback. And I love that Mory addresses specific talkbackers. But I gotta admit, lately it seems Mory only responds to the 1% of elite jackasses on this sight picking a fight with him. We're not all trying to burn you guys in effigy. I don't know how I feel about you threatening to stop contributing to talkbacks Moriarty.
I always wanted a "Tales from Jabba's Palace" cartoon
by br1947
Aug 12th, 2008
09:09:16 PM
Maybe done DTV like the Animatrix or Gotham Knight, bunch of short stories linked together
Who Runs Bartertown?
by brassai2003
Aug 12th, 2008
09:17:32 PM
ahem...LUCAS runs Bartertown... SAY LOUDER!!! LUCAS RUNS BARTERTOWN!!!! embargo off....
To ALL the Bitches...
by Atomica
Aug 12th, 2008
09:19:28 PM
This is a free fucking site. You don't Pay Harry, Moriarty, Massawyrm, Herc, Quint or fucking one else to come here. They all do this...give us the scoop, the deets, their opinions and such without a fucking DIME from any of us. They have certain rules they have to play by, That they've ALWAYS played by, IF you've read the site long enough and that's a small price to pay. They've even gone as far to say "HEY I'VE GOT SOMETHING (insert random adjective here) TO SHOW YOU BUT I CAN'T SAY SHIT TIL MONDAY". It's pretty simple: If you're a whiny elitist shitfuck that Can't handle it??????????? Get The Fuck Out. You're ruining it for those of us who enjoy the site for all that it is. Sorry Headgeek, Moriarty, Herc, Masswyrm and any others i've forgotten for the curse filled rant; But these bitches Be Pissin' a Brotha OFF. /rant off
Indiana Jones and the Bayfomers in the Clone Wars!
by Violator90
Aug 12th, 2008
09:22:00 PM
Now that is a movie I would pay to see! But here is the thing that kind of confuses me. CLONE WARS. Wars inplies that there was more than one Clone War, so does that mean that Lucas the Hutt will start another of these shitty "Clone Wars" movies just to explain shit no one cares about any more?!?!?! Well except for those hords of super-nerds that follow every single turd nuggle Lucas craps out. This was easy to see that it was going to suck more that the prequels. Didn't think that was going to top off Jar Jar but damn that Georgie boy! He found a way to my his only legacy and destroy it further. Way to go Lucas! Way! To! Go!
Boom ... Outta here
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 12th, 2008
09:24:10 PM
Touche
The Phantom Menace is my favorite of the prequels
by zooch
Aug 12th, 2008
09:39:30 PM
Don't get me wrong, it's totally crap, but in retrospect, of the prequels, it's the better one. Sure Jar Jar sucks and so does Jake Lloyd, but they aren't really the stars of the movie. In TPM, it's Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor for most of the time and they do a good job with the material given to them. They are a heckuva lot better than watching Hayden Christiansen painfully act his way through two movies. Plus, Darth Maul was a cool villian, not as oool as Vadar, but way cooler than Count Dooku and Weezy the Robot, they should have never killed off him.
This just in. Gus Van Rant's running mate = Paris Hilton
by Chief Redcock
Aug 12th, 2008
09:40:29 PM
Anything for the cause, eh Gus? Damn the torpedoes !!!!!
Really - we don't pay for this site?
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 12th, 2008
09:43:51 PM
Because I must be under the delusion that whenever I choose to come to this site I must endure the graphic commercials for typically shitty movies on the top of the page and the not-fucking-clever busted tees ad on the side. I've spent now 15 years in the corporate offices of a retail chain and believe we the consumer pay for advertising. You in your naivete may think you don't but, believe me, so much around you, including adverts on this site, is designed to make you pay for shit you don't need or want. End o' rant.
jackrabbit -thank you
by ribbitking
Aug 12th, 2008
09:47:24 PM
not to mention many of us in the TB have sent info, items, pics, etc. in the past... i'd like to think the site exists because of people who send in things, but others will try to convince me the contrary is true
Harry's site, sure
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 12th, 2008
09:51:31 PM
but this is community-driven site. The reason for it's success may be Harry (and to a lesser extent, his cohorts), but if we're not here, that success goes away. Because the advertising, and the money and the attention go away. It's a mutually beneficial system: Harry gets "pwezzies" we get bannings and embargoes ... I kid, I kid!
As for folks ranting on about "paranoia" and "conspiracies"
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 12th, 2008
09:52:12 PM
Gee, maybe they have good reason to think not everything on AICN is on the up and up. Hmm, lets list off the myriad issues that have popped up over the years, fully illustrated on other sites if fellow readers choose not to believe me. 1) The falsified "scoopers" from various countries sending fake emails to this site when the site wanted to promote certain titles 2) The "gee i forgot to mention that one of my best friends wrote that screenplay I reviewed yesterday" incidents 3) The incessant namedropping and resulting tainted reviews. Anybody remember the Faculty review? The Ghosts of Mars script review? 4) Joe Hallenbeck 5)Why is it that, what, damn near half of Harry's input is the DVD releases .. that are inevitably tied in to Amazon.com I love the geekified passion of this site - but please dont preach to us on morality.
EMBARGO THIS!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
10:05:15 PM
Just as Lilith is the demonic god of Bohemian Grove, so is Baphomet (the son of Lucifer and Lilith) the demonic god of Freemasonry. Do you see how all these demonic occult organizations are linked together?

In modern Luciferianism, Lilith is considered a consort and/or an aspect of Lucifer and is identified with the figure of Babalon. She is said to come from the mud and dust, and is known as the Queen of the Sucubi. When she and Lucifer mate, they form an androgynous being called "Baphomet" or the "Goat of Mendes," also known in Luciferianism as the "God of Witches."

Zooch
by hopewell1
Aug 12th, 2008
10:11:59 PM
What I respect about the Phantom Menace is that it's 100% the director's vision. Granted you may not like the film but I think it stands as the one true, unfiltered product of Lucas. Attack of the Clones was unsure of itself, a series of scenes he thought people wanted. Less Jar Jar. Asteroid chase. Bounty Hunters. Clone Wars. Phantom Menace is more of a complete film. Flawed but full of arrogant gusto. The other ones were just placating to an extent, a reaction to overwhelming criticism from the people that kept Star Wars alive in the late 80's early 90's.
hopewell - couldn't agree more...
by ribbitking
Aug 12th, 2008
10:15:47 PM
even though it's not anything to do with why people are so agitated in this talkback... but yes, i think Lucas actually achieved more of what he wanted in TPM than the other prequels. After the criticism, he kept swearing to make a 'hard' star wars film, which i don't think he ever wanted to personally. ROTS or AOTC might have more of the action i had in mind, but i don't think any part of the prequels beats Liam Neeson meditating while Darth Maul paces... perfect example of light and dark side. Again, this has nothing to do with the drama of this TB... just making a point.
Moriarty - Just because I'm curious
by Celicynd
Aug 12th, 2008
10:19:35 PM
If they had public screenings that aren't affected by the review embargo, wouldn't it be a simple matter of getting tickets to those screenings (as proof that you saw it then) and then releasing the reviews? Or are studios really that much of tools that they'd still screw you guys over because you saw the original press screening?
Moriarty: Illegitimi non carborundum
by Xiphos_2
Aug 12th, 2008
10:21:00 PM
Take this psudo latin phrase to heart my man. Spazzy children aren't worth getting bent over.
DocP and Mori
by toadkillerdog
Aug 12th, 2008
10:27:52 PM
Very well written post. The way I understand it, is that Harry did not know that an embargo was in place, and that only after the studio complained was he made aware. As for Massa, apparently his review fell under the same general site embargo - but he or his editor was unaware of it. Perhaps the embargo was not communicated well by the studio or whoever it is that acts as a middle man for such things. I do think that the conspiracy theorists are working themselves up into a lather over this. But without a doubt some legitimate grievance, coming from long time members such as yourself and others, who see AICN changing for the worse, is due to recent events on this site, such as the scriptgirl bannings. The Gone TB. The perception that the Mods are out of touch because they are pursuing their own agenda's trying to break into the industry as opposed to reporting on the industry. The perception that Harry is selling out the website to generate more income. etc. etc.

Mori himself said in an earlier response, that it is inarguable that he and AICN have changed in the 12 years he has been here. And that is only natural. Change is one of the immutable dynamics of the universe. So of course AICN has changed.

I am fairly new here, so my perspective is nowhere near as encompassing as yours or other long time members. But, is the change in AICN really for the worse, or is it merely a natural progression as the site has matured, and as other sites have cut into the pie that was one the exclusive province of AICN?

The talkbacks really do see to be the tail that is wagging the dog around here these days. But then again, we TB'ers have a very high opinion of ourselves!

RAAAAAAGE!!!!
by sweeneydave
Aug 12th, 2008
10:46:04 PM
EMBARGO EMBARGO EMBARGO!!! ANGER ANGER ANGER!!! RANT! RAVE! RAVE! RANT! Sorry. I just wanted to be a part of it....
LUCas! LUCifer!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
10:49:53 PM
Industrial LIGHT and Magic!

The LIGHT Bearer!

Consider yourself warned!!!!

Please all TCW reviewers
by Anakin Whoopass
Aug 12th, 2008
11:04:46 PM
When you repost the reviews, please convene a mini Jedi Council and give us your collective rankings of The Clone Wars among such lows as the Holiday Special, the Ewok movies, Ewoks and Droids cartoon series, and anything else I've blocked out. Are we talking bad or unprecedented?
Tartovsky had it right
by Phategod2
Aug 12th, 2008
11:12:52 PM
I've been saying this for a long time. But the Original Clone Wars Cartoon Was 1 million times more entertaining then any single scene in the prequel trilogy. I can't tell whether or not lucas created this because his ego couldn't handle the fact that someone told a better story in 60 minutes then he did in 6 and a half hours.
Also - yeah who cares about Clone Wars, really
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 12th, 2008
11:17:58 PM
It's a theatrical release of an ANIMATED TV SHOW for chrissakes. It's maybe TECHNICALLY a Star Wars movie, but that's about it. I don't care if it stinks. Also - I like the Original CW series fine but "better story"? I don't actually remember there BEING a story.
Genndy's been told his cartoon was better than the prequels
by hopewell1
Aug 12th, 2008
11:19:57 PM
At the Egyptian screening of Clone Wars. Some guy got up and said that much like the Animatrix being superior to the Matrix sequels, once again a cartoon shows the filmmaker how to make a Star Wars film. Genndy diplomatically stated it was like comparing apples to oranges...but he was smiling.
Really hope Lucas loses money on this
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Aug 12th, 2008
11:25:09 PM
Though unlikely

Only chance we will get anything better.

Longest Toy Advert ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Aug 12th, 2008
11:26:33 PM
Will it be worse than Scorpion King 2
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Aug 12th, 2008
11:28:11 PM
Seriously Randy Couture - who is making this shite and more importantly are people paying to see this ?
JackRabbitSlim it's your choice to engage in the Adverts...
by Atomica
Aug 12th, 2008
11:30:40 PM
I hear you though...Adverts are a source of income; I simply meant that we don't actually pay to visit, get info, read scoops, reviews and previews, etc. Personally? I only click on advertisements that i'm interested in. Frankly, on most Websites i never even touch the Flashy banner and such. It's a choice, not a requirement to involve yourself with them.
Episode 7-9 - Animated any chance ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Aug 12th, 2008
11:36:44 PM
Or do we have to wait for Lucas to die
PAY? WHAT PAY?
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 12th, 2008
11:38:35 PM
Unless you're sending cash into Harry's coffers, there ain't no payin'. This place is a bargain in entertainment value. But what do I know, I'm not hysterical.
AICN behaves with Honor, WB behaves like Cowards
by chromedome
Aug 12th, 2008
11:48:39 PM
These are the facts, and they are undisputed.

Well, they may be disputed by some talkbackers who have no honor. What they say is unimportant--we do not hear their words.

EMBARGO
by slone13
Aug 12th, 2008
11:51:27 PM
"O GRAB ME" - Anyone else remember that old timey b/w political cartoon from your middle school American History textbook of a turtle biting a colonist's ass? Yes? Maybe? Ahh, forget it...
MNG!
by chromedome
Aug 12th, 2008
11:56:19 PM
I support your bid in principle, sir, and you know I hold you in the highest esteem.

I am only troubled by the previous "campaign promise" which you failed to deliver: namely, specifically, the delivery of my very own 8. Yet, I have received nothing, not even a loaner 6 whilst awaiting the ever popular and probably backordered 8 model. This promise was made, as I recall, in late '06, or early '07.

"Deliver The 8 In 08, Deliver The 8 In 08"

If you need a Vice Moderator, I am willing to serve if called upon, but will not campaign for the post--no sir, not me, no campaigning.

No How.

No Way.

Never Happen.

Call Me [sits by phone]

D.Vader
by codymr
Aug 12th, 2008
11:57:57 PM
Great words man. I guess people named Vader are not all bad.
Toadkiller
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
12:04:13 AM
And what do can you possibly do about it? The site is what the site is, brother. Learn to dig, or move on.

I for one don't want to see Mori leave the TBs. Everyone is being pretty damn hypercritical.

I'm sorry my previous post
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
12:07:15 AM
Was directed towards the Sith Lord Himself, the esteemed D. Vader
Mori
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
12:09:08 AM
I have abandonment issues. Please don't leave me.
Remember the Scene
by Phategod2
Aug 13th, 2008
12:11:13 AM
Remember the Scene where Anakin Liberated those mole creatures and his fight against Asaaj Ventress, and when he graduated from Padawon to Jedi Knight and any scene featuring General Greavious While it might not be heavy in Dialouge it had more moments that meant something then any in the prequel
999th!
by Napoleon Park
Aug 13th, 2008
12:13:05 AM
A thousand posts on the subject of a retracted review? Really?
1000 yet ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Aug 13th, 2008
12:14:10 AM
I believe in AICN
by _Lizarkeo
Aug 13th, 2008
12:22:19 AM
I was crazy about the Clone Wars so many years ago (early eighties). I blame Alec Guiness´ very intriguing and convincing narration of the mythical wars. Now, after the prequels, I don´t give a rat ass about it. The Clone Wars of our childhood imagination will never happen, in any kind of media. Don´t need Harry telling me about how shitty the cartoon looks like. Warner, loved Dark Knight (saw 3 times at the movies), I will have an uber f***** great time with Watchmen next year, but I will pass on this one. And Warner/Lucas: blaming Harry is useless and dumb, AICN and TBs will live forever, but bad movies and bad moves...will be forgotten forever.

About AICN, it´s my daily fix since the Batman & Robin fiasco, (sometimes great) free content since day one, and I just have one thing to say: Harry & company, keep the good work.

P.S. Harry, still waiting for the new Avatar exclusives, dude.

No more "Advanced Screenings" PLEASE?
by Bill Clay
Aug 13th, 2008
12:25:42 AM
If the price of a sneak peek is a gag order, just wait it out until you can catch an early show that doesn't hinder your ability to report what you saw.
Can a Moderator remove the annoying long URL before everybody po
by G100
Aug 13th, 2008
12:26:05 AM
Seriously guys posts with those huge ass URLs are taken down from other talkbacks all the time.

At least point out that tinyurls are the method to use and is NOT accepted practice to widen every talkback on the site with massive long urls. Please ?

Easy, Vader
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
12:36:39 AM
I wasn't trying to be confrontational. You stated your opinion very articulately and you had a right to it. But from my perspective though, I think you are going to have to come to some sort of understanding of the new AICN, bad or good. That's all I'm sayin'.
I love how you call me Tom, my Lord.
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
12:55:38 AM
And I understand your P.O.V. I think I'm just a little more fatalistic when it comes to this issue. Harry had a choice when the internet landscape changed. With the increased competition, he could have focused on being the site that got the scoop first, or got scoops that no one else could get, but he went in a different direction. I think it was a specific, thought out decision. Now I don't know what the site used to be, only started reading in '03, but I like the way it is now. Would I like it more if they reported news quicker and got more inside stuff? Yes. I think Harry, Mori, et al would too, but it's just not their primary focus.

However, I can completely understand your nostalgia for how the TBs were when it was more of an insular community, and I'm glad you guys kept that going. But you have to see that the balls to the wall anarchy that is the new TB is also sort of fun in its own way.

AintItLateNewsAndReviews
by FrodoFraggins
Aug 13th, 2008
12:57:57 AM
Sounds like a more appropriate name these days. This site is pretty pathetic and sells out more with each passing day.
No worries about the harshness
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
12:59:54 AM
And I think Mori should look to your post to see that if there's a lot of complaining going on that's only because people really really CARE about this site and its community and only want to make it better.

Having said that, the only thing really in our control is in what direction the TBs can go. That's sort of up to us.

Why not refuse to see embargoed stuff?
by FrodoFraggins
Aug 13th, 2008
01:02:12 AM
Why not simply say we have no interest in seeing the film early if there is an embargo clause? Have some fucking dignity and try to get it thru other means and report on it soon after. Also tell the studio that you'll gladly report on just the embargo and give examples of why and when they are generally used. That is, when the movie freaking sucks.
Bannings
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:08:36 AM
I think the editors don't wade into the talkbacks that often or they'd be banning a bunch more people :)
Go see Dark Knight on IMAX instead
by RedScab
Aug 13th, 2008
01:09:46 AM
Star Wars is dead, the prequels killed it and this is just abusing the dead body of what was the greatest film franchise of all time. After witnessing the greatness of Peter jackson's treatment of the Lord of the Rings and more recently the brillance of THE DARK KNIGHT, why would I go and spend time and money on this piece of shit. We already know the story, the anamation is nothing special, what is the incentive. They will probably just replay it agin before launching the cartoon series on TNT. SO GO WATCH DARK KNIGHT AGAIN IN IMAX IF YOU CAN. And don;t give lucas anymore of your hard earned money. Lets help the Bat beat Titanic.
You know what's funny
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:10:27 AM
I really enjoy the mythos about how this site used to be. Reminds me of how Alex Guiness described the Clone Wars. "It was a GOLDEN AGE for internet geeks"
Watching a movie once is my limit RedScab
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:11:35 AM
But go ahead and buy a ticket for me.
Clone Wars review is online since yesterday at Latino Review
by DARTHpatel
Aug 13th, 2008
01:13:42 AM
Once again proving that AICN no longer has balls!
Go take high school again instead.
by Lord John Whorfin
Aug 13th, 2008
01:13:45 AM
Seriously, learn to proofread. How embarrassing. You're not doing a very good job of representing the legion of Dark Knight fans.
FrodoFraggins
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:13:47 AM
I believe it's professional courtesy and pseudo-journalistic integrity that prevents them from breaking an embargo.

And keep in mind, Harry did publish his review, if only for a little while.

WOW
by the1980mutant
Aug 13th, 2008
01:17:56 AM
Look at all the other websites posting reviews or in the case of some (www.rottentomatoes.com) linking to reviews. It doesn't at all help the case of the site if they are the ones giving in. Guys, you are coming off looking like Hollywood lapdogs.
But the1980mutant
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:19:55 AM
Harry published his review first. Clearly, the WB isn't threatening those other web sites. Something is going on behind the scenes here. It's a bit confusing.
DARK KNIGHT SEQUEL TEASER TRAILER
by Darth Dean
Aug 13th, 2008
01:20:13 AM
http://tinyurl.com/capedcrusad er
Reviews
by Darth Dean
Aug 13th, 2008
01:21:27 AM
oh, and no reviews because they [WB] know 90% will be horrid.
Ah yes, season one...
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:22:50 AM
The Golden Age of Lost. It was so intimate, so surprising, so fresh and so clean clean. Alas...
If I ever become part of the industry
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:25:10 AM
I'm sendin' all the scoops, rumors, gossips, lies, and outright slander right here to AICN.
This film can't possibly suck too much.
by TheSternum
Aug 13th, 2008
01:26:09 AM
By existing, the Clone Wars is almost automatically better than the (barf) prequel films.
Feeling's mutual, Vader
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:26:31 AM
May the force be... um... peace out.
Yup, big LOST fan
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:28:03 AM
But the show only sometimes reaches the heights of Season One.
IMO this site's priority
by FrodoFraggins
Aug 13th, 2008
01:34:40 AM
should be the readers. And in that case you put aside your fanboy dreams and skip on embargoed flicks. My biggest gripe is that Harry is living his dream and lost sight of what this place was designed to be. It's human nature but we have a right to call them on their numerous conflicts of interest.
I'm outta here
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:34:44 AM
That's all folks.
But.... before I go... Frodo, my lamb
by TerryMalloy
Aug 13th, 2008
01:38:35 AM
If you're a MOVIE REVIEWER, what is wrong with going to a screening of a MOVIE in order to gather your thoughts...to REVIEW...the MOVIE?

And no I'm not yelling or being condescending. I just had to CAPS LOCK for EMPHASIS.

If the story itself was in any way important to you....
by The Eskimo
Aug 13th, 2008
01:45:38 AM
....you would have found a backdoor way in (no chuckles please!) Hit up Dickblood or somebody who is a regular and gert them in a "free" screeening and then post their review. Or would that break ther rules also....?
You can't win Moriarty but there are alternatives to fighting
by afraidoffans
Aug 13th, 2008
03:27:56 AM
Was there such a thing as an embargo on internet reviews when Batman & Robin came out? If so would Harry have obeyed it back then? REALLY? Or is it a case of internet reviews like Harry's B&R one created the embargo situation in the first place? We all now know if a movie is really bad the studios do the desperate embargo thing in the hopes they can get some revenue in the first few days of release before people realise how poor it is. Let's be honest here Drew, it was a 'normal' movie release no one would care but it's Star Wars and it's Lucas and the studio is WB. It just looks really bad and it looks like you are now bowing to the man when the man used to bow to AICN. Oh and to all those talkbackers who start their comments with things like, "To all you retarded fan boys.." Do you really think anyone reads any further? Lol! Likewise I’d like to address those who think we should just automatically approve of everything AICN does or leave without comment and think this site doesn’t owe us anything. If people, both in the industry and the thousands of ‘normal’ geeks like you and I, didn’t contribute scoops, reviews and comments then this site would struggle to provide content. If people en masse stopped visiting this site then they’d struggle to raise revenue from sponsors and eventually the studios really wouldn’t give a poop covered pear what Harry and co published. AICn would no longer matter. So before you lie on your back with you tackle pointed towards the Northern Star saying, “Thank you Harry, may I have another?” just remember this site does owe the visitors a hell of a lot and would be nothing without us. We made the site, we the people the normal geeks made Harry a star. We gave Moriarty the chance to work in Hollywood. We are now the ultimate power in the Universe…I suggest we use it!
RIP Star Wars, 1977-1983
by jedimast3r
Aug 13th, 2008
03:55:44 AM
Ah, Star Wars...like a poor Uncle with nowhere to go you've overstayed your welcome. Your creator is clueless as to how ridiculously bad of a writer he really is. Guess if you have director pals with super amounts of talent you can ride on their coattails until you go to the grave. I always thought Lucas' mouth was shaped like Steven Speilberg's cock.
Get Off Morri.....?
by MightyOs
Aug 13th, 2008
03:55:54 AM
When I first visited this site Morri's column was entertaining, charming and witty. I agree that there is a direct correlation between him becoming more successful and him becoming more of an arsehole (at times) on this site. But, thanks to his success he can deliver better articles and, is usually, always upfront and honest in what he writes. The people of this site have moved on. Talkbackers' comments will eventually grind away at them. Morri knows he can't please everyone - to be fair, he doesn't seem to try/care anymore. but I think evey negative Talkbacker is at least partly to blame for his slide down the popularity scale. Do you want the old Morri who was everyone's friend? Or the new improved Morri who can score bigger and better storied, and who, funnily enough, gets really pissed off at shitty comments. P.S. I don't really care, I just want a new Ghostbusters FILM :)
This whole clusterfuck DOES have an interesting effect...
by DOGSOUP
Aug 13th, 2008
04:06:09 AM
TalkBackers are rising up declaring their loyalty, bruised or not, by letting us all know how long they've been coming here. Myself, I first logged on when Kurt Cobain had his head on straight that's for sure. I didn't see the review but even if I had I probably wouldn't have even read it because I have already SEEN this movie. Genndy Tartakovsky? I read those TBs. It was like everyone was ready to kick each other's asses over who gets skullfucked with their own severed dick. Then Moriarty gives what the more sensible contingent of that arguement was asking for in the first place and people who haven't even been following this shit past this post are getting all butthurt because they think Mori is lashing out. Well forgive me for being the odd guy out but I don't want my dick cut off and shoved in my skull. I'd rather read a Culture novel or dub a banal morning talk show over nine inch nails Creative Commons Copyrighted Ghosts I-IV than see this shit down the throat of any 30ish person who remembers being a kid and growing up to be just like Han Solo...because he got to shoot first and still be the good guy. Fuck you George Lucas, fuck you with Lars Ulrich's warty dick. In conclusion Fran Drescher is about one molecule's amount MORE irritating than ScriptGirl.
Alright...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 13th, 2008
04:30:53 AM
... I've come to a decision. There's only one way to break the growing tension in this talkback thread...

I am prepared to make out... with each... and every... single... one of you.

Mori thanks but I'll pass
by Xiphos_2
Aug 13th, 2008
04:39:44 AM
Give my turn to another TBer who wants seconds.
what do you think the readers want
by SajmonPetersen
Aug 13th, 2008
04:46:22 AM
dear Harry and co.: what do you think your readers want? early reviews before the official release(which they can get from 20 other sites) OR your honest, no-holds-barred, personal, subjective, speaking-for-the-fanboy- reviews? I can't belive you've sold out like that, Harry. This thing is going to haunt you and you know it. did you need invitations and gift baskets from WB when you started this site? fuck no you didn't. No one cares if you get invited to early screenings, news about movies will leak out somehow anyways. Case in point: Have you noticed how your Clone Wars review is ALL OVER the net? But hey, turn AICN into the equivalent of McDonalds if that's what you want. I'll go elsewhere.
what I don't get is
by Vern
Aug 13th, 2008
04:56:08 AM
If Harry had just not reviewed it yet then there wouldn't be all this nerd unrest. Instead he posted it, and you all saw it, and now you're ripping him a new asshole anyway. How can he please you?

Moriarty is bending over backwards to explain and re-explain and re-re-explain something that personally I can't figure out why anybody didn't understand in the first place. We all read movie websights, we all know about this shit. Critics go to critics screenings, and they are told they can't post their reviews until a certain date, and the rules are inconsistently enforced, and then Dave Poland complains about how he wasn't allowed to post one but so-and-so was or did anyway and it's not fair and boo hoo.

What are you even mad about? If there was a public screening I would've gone to it and/or other people would've and they would've reviewed it, but there wasn't so Harry went to the critic's screening and wasn't allowed to review it, BUT DID ANYWAY. So you got to read the review, all your dreams about having something new to blame on George Lucas have come true, Dave Poland has a chance to whine, everybody wins except for Moriarty's innocent blood pressure.

Moriarty deserves a medal for his patience in dealing with this non-issue. The Chud guys would've just told you to fuck off and called you morons and then you'd have to log into a separate forum to complain about it because they removed the comments feature after a short trial period. Moriarty and company have been taking the heat for, what, almost ten years now? About as long as this plague of whining about George Lucas has threatened to devour the earth. Show some respect, fellows.

Vern just told us to f off and called us morons!!!
by afraidoffans
Aug 13th, 2008
05:06:46 AM
In a second hand way he did anywa lol! And he said Moriarty deserves a medal! We've all got it wrong! Sorry, can you forgive us? I think thou do'eth protest too much Moriarty/Vern!
Stop giving George Lucas your money
by Shadow Warrior
Aug 13th, 2008
05:19:16 AM
This guy is already super rich, and his bullshit is just so tired already. Since star wars and indy, what has he accomplished? He's milking star wars for all it's worth coz he's got nothing else in terms of creativity. JUST DIE LUCAS!!! fuck this cartoon movie, i hope it flops so bad that he gets depressed and kills himself. I used to love star wars but goddamnit, now i'm starting to hate it with a passion. FUCK YOU LUCAS! ok that's all.
Vern
by Xiphos_2
Aug 13th, 2008
05:23:42 AM
When the nerds get their panties this bunched there is almost nothing anybody can do about. It sucks that Mori is taking the heat on this one, but sometimes its better to let the little girls get their cry on and then try to move past it.
HARRY TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!
by tomdolan04
Aug 13th, 2008
05:31:05 AM
I got better...
All in All...
by Laughing Irishman
Aug 13th, 2008
05:35:46 AM
This has been one helluva AICN week. I've posted here more this week then in the last 7 years total. AICN - The Best in Movie, TV, DVD, Comic Book and Fan Hyperbole news on teh nets.
Or, AICN Staff Could Grow A Pair And Admit Selloutness
by MightyOs
Aug 13th, 2008
05:52:08 AM
Harsh headline I know. And not (entirely) true/fair. But you guys, through the success of Harry's site, now have access to a world that we will never see. I don't begrudge you from accepting "gift baskets" and "set visits" or whatever. Just at least try to remember why this site was so successful in the first place. It's evolution, the steps you have taken. But in a way it's also like the studios have won. And I believe that's why everyone is upset by this.
when the embargo ends
by Dradis Contact
Aug 13th, 2008
06:13:30 AM
Will the original as posted here reviews go back up or will there be new reviews of the movie at that time? I only saw one of them before they disappeared, so I'm just interested to read the others. Certainly I think an embargo on reviews is bullshit but if people agree to that when they walk in the door, then a deal is a deal.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 13th, 2008
06:14:35 AM
SAN DIEGO, California (AP) -- An actor who appeared in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" was charged with attempted murder Tuesday after police said he stabbed his former girlfriend more than 20 times.

Shelley Malil, 43, remained in custody on $2 million bail. He was arrested late Monday as he left a train in Oceanside, California, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said.

Malil was charged late Monday with attempted murder with special circumstances of premeditation, causing great bodily injury and using a deadly weapon, said Deputy District Attorney Steven Carver.

Malil was scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday in Vista, north of San Diego, said Paul Levikow, a spokesman for the San Diego County District Attorney's office. He faces a maximum sentence of life in prison if convicted on all counts.

Authorities confirmed the victim's identity as Kendra Beebe. According to her Facebook page, she is a 35-year-old mother of two who works as an insurance broker in Carlsbad, California, a coastal suburb.

She was listed in critical condition Monday, according to the San Diego Sheriff's Department. Spokeswoman Jan Caldwell said Tuesday she had no update on Beebe's condition.

"Malil and the victim had apparently been in a dating relationship which recently ended," the Sheriff's Department said in a statement.

Malil's agent, Mark Measure of Abrams Artist Agency, declined to comment.

Malil, who lives in the Los Angeles suburb of Sherman Oaks, had taken the train to the San Diego area to meet his attorney, who had joined the actor's family and friends in persuading him to