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FLASH GORDON Approaching!!

Flash! Ah ah by Marxeffect	Aug 8th, 2008 05:44:33 AM
Had to be done
Polo? Really??? by Bill Brasky	Aug 8th, 2008 05:46:07 AM
"I'm not learning how to play polo..."
Queen's Flash theme is so brillant... by DerLanghaarige	Aug 8th, 2008 05:46:28 AM
...that not even a dance-remix can destroy it! http://tinyurl.com/56dkvr
What do you mean by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Aug 8th, 2008 05:47:21 AM
Flash Gordon approaching?
Klytus I'm bored by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Aug 8th, 2008 05:48:04 AM
Let's get a giant Cadbury cream egg and play football with it.
What do you mean... by TheNorthlander	Aug 8th, 2008 05:48:19 AM
...Flash Gordon approaching?! I just love that movie.
True confession: I owned the soundtrack by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Aug 8th, 2008 05:48:46 AM

Sorry Northlander you snooze by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Aug 8th, 2008 05:49:42 AM
you lose.
Dispatch war rocket Ajax by Xiphos_2	Aug 8th, 2008 05:50:04 AM
That's all I got.
Damnit Grammaton by TheNorthlander	Aug 8th, 2008 05:50:27 AM
You beat me to it. I'll have to dispatch War Rocket Ajax now.
Aargh by TheNorthlander	Aug 8th, 2008 05:51:10 AM
Xiphos_2 beat me to that. =(
Or we could settle it like men by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Aug 8th, 2008 05:51:30 AM
on a giant twirling platform full of pop up spikes.
Planet Earf! by DerLanghaarige	Aug 8th, 2008 05:53:41 AM

this is old news by palewook	Aug 8th, 2008 05:56:20 AM
read the story last month
No! Not the bore worms! by YeahSureWhatever	Aug 8th, 2008 06:01:43 AM
Been too long since I've seen this...
The 1980s version is indelible... by spud mcspud	Aug 8th, 2008 06:02:23 AM
You'll never make a version that's remembered more than that one. A better version, maybe, but that movie is the pinnacle of the so-bad-it's-awesome genre. GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!
_Oh_ well... who wants to live forever? {maniacal laugh} DIIIIVV by JasonPratt	Aug 8th, 2008 06:03:51 AM

I'm lost Aura. Nothing can save me now... by JasonPratt	Aug 8th, 2008 06:05:38 AM

Are your men on the right pills!? by JasonPratt	Aug 8th, 2008 06:06:31 AM

Go, Flash, go! Go, Flash, go! by JasonPratt	Aug 8th, 2008 06:07:25 AM
Okay I'll stop now before I take up all the great lines. {ggg!}
The pinnacle of kitsch by snappy	Aug 8th, 2008 06:09:15 AM
Yes the effects were dire; yes Brian Blessed chewed so much scenery that the budget doubled to replace it; yes Sam Jones has the charisma of a stick; but you'll never top 1980's Flash Gordon for sheer guilty pleasure. That sound track, the appalling script, the serious talent employed (Dalton, von Sydow, etc.) and Ornella Muti. Oh God, Ornella Muti. Excuse me for a few minutes...
Lightening in a bottle by Lost Jarv	Aug 8th, 2008 06:10:30 AM
do not remake this. The chances of getting a director as good as that one and a cast as good are fucking zero. Do not do it.
Freeze!!! You bloody bastards!!! by HarryBlackPotter	Aug 8th, 2008 06:15:38 AM
The 80's Flash is a camp classic & no mistake. Queen's soundtrack is amazing. So many classic lines "Gordon's Alive?"
You have until the sands in this hourglass run UP by RenoNevada2000	Aug 8th, 2008 06:19:42 AM
Bruce Campbell for Vultan!
Glad to see the love by RenoNevada2000	Aug 8th, 2008 06:22:48 AM
I remember seeing this when it first came out, at a Saturday matinee naturally. It got beat on by the critics and I think the general public's perception is that it is a corny/bad film. Personally, I think it is a great piece of fun, reaffirmed by having just watched it again last week on OnDemand. http://tinyurl.com/69slx6
'Yooou know Ming's law, Barin... by onephatnelly	Aug 8th, 2008 06:23:47 AM
... outside his own kingdom-uh, the hanter becomes the hanted!' - I hope Brian Blessed returns as Vultan. Let's face it, the guy would don the wings again in a heartbeat. But knowing Hollywood the way we all do, they'll probably cast Elijah Wood or someone like that...
Polo player? by Kevin Holsinger	Aug 8th, 2008 06:33:36 AM
Marco or the normal kind?
'Will it make me forget?' by Ghostball	Aug 8th, 2008 06:44:18 AM
'No - but it will make you not mind remembering.' Never could get my head around that concept as a kid, but now it makes so much sense. TBers: 'But Ghostball, it doesn't make ANY kind of-' I SAID... So... Much... SENSE!
Maybe you should execute their trainer! by Ghostball	Aug 8th, 2008 06:45:56 AM

I'm going to be honest by Bloo	Aug 8th, 2008 06:47:06 AM
in that I don't think I've ever seen the 1980 Flash Gordon in it's entirety...I somehow feel less of a man
'This girl's really turning me on...' by Ghostball	Aug 8th, 2008 06:47:51 AM
'What?!' Nothing - forget I thought it!'
'YOU!!!' by Ghostball	Aug 8th, 2008 06:48:22 AM

DALTON FUCKING RULES by mr blandings	Aug 8th, 2008 06:50:28 AM

Aura in the rocket... "distracting" Flash = totally formative by kiddae	Aug 8th, 2008 06:58:21 AM
Jennifer Connelly distracting Prince Barin in the Rocketeer, similarly formative. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Hercules and Flash by Sparhawk38	Aug 8th, 2008 07:02:34 AM
Armageddon....welcome and hello. That does sound like the Zapster.
The best part about this movie by cornponious	Aug 8th, 2008 07:05:22 AM
was Dr. Brian May's music. Totally. And of course Hamlet's dead father's character. That was cool too. I still have this soundtrack on vinyl. And I still listen to it sometimes, embarrassing my children.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Aug 8th, 2008 07:06:20 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
LAME by Yeti	Aug 8th, 2008 07:07:29 AM
FG's time has passed. Move on Hollywood, move on.
remake flesh gordon instead by Mr_X	Aug 8th, 2008 07:18:22 AM
not the classic 80's movie. true story i had the poster up in my bedroom.
This Ming is a psycho! by sean bean	Aug 8th, 2008 07:19:25 AM
"This Ming is a psycho."
Heh I remember watching that cartoon by Abominable Snowcone	Aug 8th, 2008 07:21:09 AM
it was definitely meh
YEAH!!!! by Loosejerk	Aug 8th, 2008 07:21:10 AM
I wanted to quote the movie too, but Flash's exclamation to the Star Wars Interrogator Droid at the end just doesn't come off right.
BAH! by VictorVonDoom	Aug 8th, 2008 07:26:41 AM
DOOM shall take a pass on this one!
We do not lead traitors... by Phimseto	Aug 8th, 2008 07:33:51 AM
...into the Imperial Presence.
I want the DVD of that cartoon! by V'Shael	Aug 8th, 2008 07:40:58 AM
That's a blast from my childhood.
Cheeseball Delight by barriedawg	Aug 8th, 2008 07:44:09 AM
Ok I saw Dino's Flash Gordon in theatre's and thought it was incredible...best movie ever (I was 8 give me a break) Hadn't seen the movie since 1980...always wanted to get a copy of it...found one last week on DVD...special edition with flip up case...mint. I watched it with huge anticipation and holy crap it was pure havarti cheese...dayum. Still loved it...made my kids watch it too...love the lizard men...and did notice Deep Roy as the Princess's pet...also notice the head bird guy is the voice of the head Gungan leader from Phantom Menace...yeah I'm that damn good.
Im with Mr_X!! by Marxeffect	Aug 8th, 2008 07:46:34 AM
Flesh Gordon rocked my world when i was nout but a little lad!
That 80's version... by Kid Z	Aug 8th, 2008 07:49:44 AM
...with Sam Jones (that's not a name... it's an alias!) is some fked up shit, but I can't help watching it. Hawkmen flying around on motionless wings, Lizardmen with faces inside their mouths, bowl-shaped forest planets, barely-clothed harem slaves who for some reason wear pantyhose under their costumes, garish disco colors, Art Deco nightmare set designs, horrendous acting, the whole thing is like a bad acid trip and fkin' hilarious. Stoner sci-fi!
POLO - Imagine that first seen when... by TheDOCTAH	Aug 8th, 2008 07:50:12 AM
Klytus is telling those Red Guards... "He's playing a primitive game you must face him...like this!" He crouches down in an tackle stance. What will they do in the reimaging where Flash is a Polo Player? "We need horses to challenge him and some sticks...Flash can you hold a min?" ARGHHHHHHHHH
Oh yeah... Riff Raff... by Kid Z	Aug 8th, 2008 07:52:26 AM
...as the second-in-command forest planet Robin Hood guy!
Any FG that ignores the sucktastic Sci Fi series is a good thing by SpyGuy	Aug 8th, 2008 07:55:21 AM
King of the impossible!
Polo??? fuck off..... by Uridium	Aug 8th, 2008 08:00:29 AM
What the fuck... do any Americans actually play Polo... ever? I remember my dad taking me to the movie when i was a kid... awesome! HAWKMEN DIIIIVE!
As a kid, the 80's Flash Gordon was up there at the top by CreasyBear	Aug 8th, 2008 08:01:28 AM
with Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strike Back, and well, Revenge of the Ninja. Loved all those movies, but couldn't really watch more than 15 min. at a time before the overwhelming urge to go flail around the living room in goofy-little-boy action-fighting style took over. And yes, Flash Gordon's quotability is almost up there with Aliens.
one for the Brits.... by Uridium	Aug 8th, 2008 08:02:13 AM
The guy from blue Peter getting bitten by that thing in the tree stump manhood test!
Nooooo!! Not the bore wooorms!!! by SpencerTrilby	Aug 8th, 2008 08:07:39 AM
Hold up, Lizard man! Escape is impossible! (or something of that ilk, haven't seen him for ages).
Much Love by Animation	Aug 8th, 2008 08:13:45 AM
to the 1980 version. That was THE number one movie of my childhood, even over Star Wars. In fact, I still like it more. The vision was just so over the top, it was dripping with just about the boldest cheese ever!
saw it when I was 9 by Mr Gorilla	Aug 8th, 2008 08:15:17 AM
Nearly equalled Star Wars as a shitting amazing experience. UNBELIEVABLE!
Greatest line in any movie ever: by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 08:16:39 AM
"I never knew what my father was until he let Klytus put the bore worms on me."
He'll save every one of us! by Meglos	Aug 8th, 2008 08:23:24 AM

Eff Sam Jones and the 80s crapfest... by EriamJH	Aug 8th, 2008 08:30:03 AM
Buster Crabbe IS Flash Gordon!!!
No love for "Roo-Hooey"? by Kevin Holsinger	Aug 8th, 2008 08:39:28 AM
You know, what Flash exclaimed at the end of his rocket-cycle conversation with Vultan.
Impetuous boy! by Darth Busey	Aug 8th, 2008 08:39:51 AM
Ahhh well. Who wants to live forever? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
FLASH.........AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by redfist	Aug 8th, 2008 08:44:42 AM
RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!! by HoboCode	Aug 8th, 2008 08:48:18 AM
Pull my finger.
The 1980 Flash Gordon was... by Hint_of_Smegma	Aug 8th, 2008 08:49:15 AM
...the closest we'll get to a faithful big screen adaption of Alex Raymond's beautiful work. It's a beloved movie in Europe and the UK, and I'm one of the belovers. Gorgeous, exciting, hilarious with a cast that makes all other films look like their amateur dramatic efforts. Wonderful stuff. Lets just hope that the producers of this have learned the mistakes made by the utter fuckwits who made the 2007 tv show. What a fucking disgrace that piece of shit was. If I was rich I'd be pulling a Jay and Silent Bob and spending my fortune hunting every last one of those fuckers involved, except the hunting down wouldn't involve fast cut plane flights punctuated with amusing beatings - no, it would be a descent into a murky underworld punctuated by payments to hired killers. Flash Gordon 1980 was probably one of the single greatest movies ever made. It had flaws, yes indeed, but none that actually mattered compared to the whole - it was cinematic perfection.
Why would they do this now? by jccalhoun	Aug 8th, 2008 08:50:36 AM
Why would they make a Flash Gordon movie now with the horrible television show on? The show is so bad it will undoubtedly cast a negative shadow on the movie.
POLO!!?? WTF!!?? by Marillion	Aug 8th, 2008 08:51:46 AM
Gosh sakes Muffy... That Ming is a frightful bore, what? I say, let's go round the polo grounds and have a cocktail whilst we wait for the invasion. It will be smashing!! Oh, and bring your little friend Zarkov too. He's soooo amusing!
Sahara by robhouston	Aug 8th, 2008 08:52:56 AM
Was a fun film. Nothing incredible but fun AND it looked pretty good. Almost to the point that maybe the 2nd Unit was most responsible for that. I picked up the DVD for $5 the other day and it has a behind the scenes doc on it. Every scene it shows with Eisner talking to the actors on scene it always shows the actors arguing with him - LOL.
Well by BetaSword	Aug 8th, 2008 09:02:19 AM
I might watch the DVB-T-Record, I've made last Year.
Dino's the best... by IamZardoz	Aug 8th, 2008 09:03:00 AM
The best version ever and proves some sci fi just has to be weird to be cool. Thats why the first two Batman movies were good and the latest one is crap.
"Titular young Polo Player?????" by Dick Bahls	Aug 8th, 2008 09:05:15 AM
Fuck you, hollywood. My guess is they want to twist everthing into their "reality" programming. Everone is young & rich & doesn't have to work. When Ming shows up in this version the first thing Flash will do is take off his shirt because that's what the do in La-La land when then have an earthquake.
Polo... by Ghostball	Aug 8th, 2008 09:13:29 AM
At last, a science fiction here for the upper classes... and quite right too, what.
Timothy Dalton. . . by Mutant Leader	Aug 8th, 2008 09:14:47 AM
Some people think he was better in Flash Gordon than he was as James Bond. . .
Now all we need.... by Ghostball	Aug 8th, 2008 09:15:59 AM
is a remake of Star Wars where Luke is a caviar fisherman rather than a moisture farmer, and Han is a Filipino maid smuggler, and we're all set.
Star Wars WILL be remade by mefrog	Aug 8th, 2008 09:39:52 AM
Starring Shia LaBeouf as Luke, Ellen Page as Leia, that dude from Hannibal Rising as Darth Vader, and of course, Harrison Ford back for Han Solo. And it will be the best movie of all time. Even better than Star Wars: Episode II.
POLO?@\|!?!> by SkidMarkedUndies	Aug 8th, 2008 09:44:33 AM
WTF!?!
FG 1980 on BluRay? by fyrie	Aug 8th, 2008 09:47:52 AM
Anyone heard anything regarding a BluRay release?
They will never find a better Ming... by Engelhast	Aug 8th, 2008 09:51:22 AM
Than Max von Sydow and there will never be an actor with a cooler name than that guy. This could be great if done right but the Sci Fi network's version was an example of how to not do it. I don't know why they feel thay can set anything in a forest and that will make it look like a sci-fi fantasy movie.
Have You Seen by SteveMovieez	Aug 8th, 2008 09:53:28 AM
The "Flash" documentary: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sdxy LGFXw
Christian Bale as Flash!!!!! by kbass	Aug 8th, 2008 09:55:19 AM
You can stop the stopwatch now.
Mutant Leader by kwisatzhaderach	Aug 8th, 2008 09:55:33 AM
Not me. Timothy Dalton's performance as Bond in The Living Daylights is spectacular.
Too Flashy. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Aug 8th, 2008 09:57:36 AM

Attention, all wedding guests.... by danwall88	Aug 8th, 2008 09:57:54 AM
"There is no cause for alarm. The weapons are being fired in continuous salute, in honor of His Majesty's wedding." Love it when War Rocket Ajax spears Ming through the gut! So unlikely, yet so perfect.
Please refer to my username by Klytus_I.m_Bored	Aug 8th, 2008 10:05:14 AM
thank you
Dale, what a damn shame... by fyrie	Aug 8th, 2008 10:08:34 AM
No one had used that one yet Mr_Saxon.
Nothing Will Beat The Coked-Out Psychedelic Disco 80s Version by LaserPants	Aug 8th, 2008 10:17:45 AM
Nothing. Ornella Muti, Ming's daughter, is in my top ten space sluts of all time. I LOVE how they hint to the fact that they're sleeping together. AWESOME! SPACE INCEST! Fucking great soundtrack too.
"Do you promise not to blast her into space..? by oneragga	Aug 8th, 2008 10:18:18 AM
[Ming gives wedding officiator the "what bitch?!?!" look] .."Umm UNTIL such time as you grow weary of her" Ming-" I do!" Dale" I do NOT!!" Queen- "FLASH!!" Ahh one of the best from the 80's. Know how you know you are a geek w/ great geek friends? When you spend the summer of '81, playing the soundtrack at your buddy's house, and ACTING out the entire film with all the nerdy latch key kids that hung out there because your boy had a stereo, HBO, and Steak-Umms. Flash ain't a movie...it's a MOVEMENT, bitches! The best time was debating which was better, Empire or Flash. (we were 10. Did NOT know better) Empire had Yoday, Han, and the Falcom. Flash had Hawkmen, rocket cycles, and Ornella. Luke's deadbeat dad split the difference...but it was close. And that will always be great.
that's "yoda" and falcon" by oneragga	Aug 8th, 2008 10:19:21 AM
it's early, motherfuckers. sorry.
The Princess by Madines Sideshed	Aug 8th, 2008 10:19:36 AM
The 1980 version was sheer fucking awesomeness. The princess....wow. Way hotter than Leia ever was. Flash should have nailed her when he had the chance.
mefrog by TVguy4566	Aug 8th, 2008 10:22:26 AM
If Shia plays Luke, it seems real life has already prepared him for the final show down with Vader in Empire Strikes Back. Can they just have Vader cut off his pinkie instead of his whole hand for realism.
The 1980 Flash by TVguy4566	Aug 8th, 2008 10:25:40 AM
Was beautifully cheesey to the max. It's cheese was part of it's charm. I can't see a remake being any better than that movie.
I also hear that JJ Assbag is remaking that other nerdfest by Dick Bahls	Aug 8th, 2008 10:26:05 AM
Star Trak. This time he feels that that should have an ayrian playing the captain. They should also remake Gone With the Wind with that guy who took his shirt off during the earthquake, & Citizen Kane with that dude Puck from the Real World.
Flying blind on a rocket cycle????? by picardsucks	Aug 8th, 2008 10:32:50 AM

I never liked Flash, kinda stupid by DrPain	Aug 8th, 2008 10:33:30 AM
That's why Star Wars was so great, cus Lucas took everything that sucked in Flash Gordan and made it better, more fun and better designs for everything. I have no faith in any kind of new Flash movie being any less cheap and ugly as all the previous versions. Unless they get some mad genius director out there who really knows how to do it right and have it relate to an audience like me who doesn't really give a damn about Flash Gordan, hey, i've tried, but damn it sucks bad.
"NO! Not the bore worms!" by LaserPants	Aug 8th, 2008 10:35:22 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5d97qa
Hi, Dalto here.... by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Aug 8th, 2008 10:36:10 AM
whats with this shit Dino???? You always said I would get at least a knockback. Hey, Sahara guys, remember me?
Remove the Earth woman... by Darth Macchio	Aug 8th, 2008 10:36:40 AM
...Prepare her for our pleasure!! But holy shit....POLO??! Double-U, Tee, Eff? It must be bullshit. Has to be bullshit God damn polo? Not even baseball or basketball, soccer? But(t) fucking polo? With horses and mallets and those fucking doofy ass outifts and that fucking helmet that just screams "please kick my pretentious polo playing ass immediately"??!?! The savior of the Universe is a fucking polo player? Not on my fucking watch! Chrischex, why not make him a fucking bridge champion or maybe the world's greatest beanbag tic-tac-toe player? Maybe the Grand Champion of shuffleboard? This is got to be bullshit cause polo is fucking ass compared to football when it comes to heroes. Sorry but it's a fact. What the hell can a polo player do besides his taxes or get his car detailed or maybe verbally spar with a waiter over the price of a double-mocha-espresso with no cream and a sprig of spearmint? Not that there's anything wrong with polo, of course.
Remember... by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Aug 8th, 2008 10:37:12 AM
I do my own stunts.
nothing says cool like Polo by INWOsuxRED	Aug 8th, 2008 10:38:32 AM
They should have made him a star synchronized swimmer and try to tie the release in with the 2012 Olympics. That polo player is gonna save every one of us...every man, every woman, every child alive FLASH!
Dino actually let me keep the revolving, tilting, by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Aug 8th, 2008 10:39:33 AM
alternating spike, disc of doom. It's in my backyard. Any chap up for queensberry rules?
I Would Like To Go To Her Secret Pleasure Moon by LaserPants	Aug 8th, 2008 10:41:07 AM
http://tinyurl.com/626a59
I also have a cigarette lighter flamethrower by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Aug 8th, 2008 10:41:56 AM
and can flip trucks at will. Take THAT Sahara dude.
Seriously....Call me guys by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Aug 8th, 2008 10:43:56 AM
The Gordon Universe needs it's horny, angry, mistrustful prince. Also, I can still make a rig do a wheelie through flames....
why aren't they doing Richard Gere as a corporate raider? by INWOsuxRED	Aug 8th, 2008 10:49:18 AM
They should just cast Brett Farve as Flash. Thats the only way they could convince me that the Jets might have a decent QB.
Flesh Gordon is better by xevoid	Aug 8th, 2008 10:51:38 AM
Great porn. I can't believe no one has mentioned the porn ripoff. Also, you cinematards, you are all forgetting the late, great WILLIAM HOOTKINS, who played Zardov (sp?)'s assistenat before he died. It was his first of many on screen deaths. BILL HOOTKINS was the very famous actor we all know and love as Porkins in Star Wars. He was awesome...in college I actually interviewed him by phone while he was taking a shower. No joke.
"Tell me about this man Houdini..." by Dasher	Aug 8th, 2008 10:53:03 AM
"Father! Damn you, father!" Good memories of this one.
In the original comic strip, Flash was a polo player. by Greggers	Aug 8th, 2008 10:54:57 AM
If they're trying to be true to the source material, he'll be a 1930s champion polo player. But c'mon, somebody probably just pulled what they thought was basic info from a wiki article about the character.
flash 1980 is my favorite movie by juice willis	Aug 8th, 2008 10:56:29 AM
are there better movies? no question. but there are simply none cooler. flash on the suicide run in the heavily damaged war rocket ajax amidst a barrage of cheesy laser blasts from ming's palace. "dale what a damn shame." so fucking cool.
Make him a buzkashi player by judderman	Aug 8th, 2008 10:58:07 AM
and I'll be happy.
So Flash was a polo player originally? by Darth Macchio	Aug 8th, 2008 11:21:56 AM
Oh, the humanity. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Stab. Eyes.
Madines Sideshed by Meglos	Aug 8th, 2008 11:25:50 AM
I think its pretty much implied Flash banged the princess in the shuttle trip to Timothy Dalton's planet. At least I'd like to think so...
Oh, and.... by Meglos	Aug 8th, 2008 11:26:54 AM
"Freeeeeeeze! Deactivate the Lightning Field!"
Tell me, where... by Blue_Demon	Aug 8th, 2008 11:30:00 AM
WHERE are they going to find a woman as beautiful as Ornella Muti to play the princess? Nowhere that's where! The woman was an angel walking on the face of the earth!
POLO AHAHAHAH! by Spacekicker2001	Aug 8th, 2008 11:46:43 AM
Killing me lol
Gordon does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Aug 8th, 2008 11:56:12 AM
Yes great news... please, please, stay true to the derring-do spirit of the source material. Keep with the rocket ships, ray guns, and sexy Mongol courtesans and I will be in silly sci-fi heaven.
Get the casting agent from Eyes Wide Shut by General Crom	Aug 8th, 2008 11:59:47 AM
to cast the most flawless female bods on earth to hang around Ming's throne. Cast the original dale Arden and princess.I can't imagine there are finer women on the planet.Get digital max von sydow to reprise role.Seriously-how can you cast this thing better than the original except for flash.Let's see-gandolf as Ming? Not as good.Hrrm-fuck I can't imagine a better Ming than sydow.Guess this will have to be a digital film.Make it a digital 3d rock opera.Disney was supposed to do this instead of treasure planet forever ago-they planned on a flash Gordon ride at tomorrowland.It was supposed to happen after Tarzan and would have been another perfect old movie serial for them to redo.Instead we got treasure planet.Imagine Ming drawn like jaffar from alladdin-this thing was a slam dunk for Disney.
There is still a lot of interest in FG by punisher5150	Aug 8th, 2008 12:00:08 PM
Apparently the first episode of the SciFi series was a pretty big ratings success. Ratings dropped drastically afterwards because the show SUCKED BEYOND ALL THAT HAS SUCKED BEFORE! That may be a slight exaggeration, but not too much. Anyway, ratings from the first episode show there is interest in a good adaption of FG. I think Sony should forge ahead and give us a good Flash Gordon. Don't try to be PC like the series. Ming has to be Fu Manchu-like (ie: some asian decent) and has to be oozing evilness.
When Ornella Muti... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 12:01:41 PM
...lifts her leg to straddle Flash in that coffin, wow, that was a very formative moment for my perverted, 12-year-old mind at the time. Good times, good times... It may not be the time or place, but honorable mention must go to the ultimate space slut -- Pamela Hensley's Princess Ardala in Buck Rogers. That woman made me feel VERY funny in the pantal region. See, this is why we need John Carter -- HOT SPACE CHICKS!
Give me the musical opening from buck by General Crom	Aug 8th, 2008 12:09:57 PM
rogers with hot women sculking about.Also-if there are no tits or woman of any kind in the new bond opening credits-the he IS gay I say.
DocP by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Aug 8th, 2008 12:27:11 PM
How you doing today, good sir? You have to admit, Erin Grey looked damn good in that jumpsuit. And Gil Gerrard sucking in his gut the whole time? Priceless. I see you have Jew Hunter stinking up the joint over here as well.
If Ming is a blond, good-looking Canadian... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Aug 8th, 2008 12:27:40 PM
Then count me OUT! At least have the guts to cast one of the most iconic villains in Sci-Fi as an Asian, as he's looked in the past. Political correctness has sucked the soul out of half the fun in life. >:( Oh, yeah... and DON'T HIRE WILL SMITH OR SHIA LaBEOUF AS FLASH!!! >:O
I'd rather deal with bore worms by CherryValance	Aug 8th, 2008 12:30:29 PM
than watch a remake. There is something about Hollywood types who do not get that you can't take something that people love and change it, remake it, improve it, whatever it is they think they're going to do. All they do is ruin it for those people. Unless we ignore it, which is exactly what I think most fans of the De Laurentiis movie will do.
What is this? ! Humanity! by Raymar	Aug 8th, 2008 12:31:08 PM
Madness!
Ming is the SHIT! by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 12:41:58 PM
Zarkov: "We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us?" Ming: "Why not?"
Hey HOD by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 12:43:10 PM
Just fine, thanks. And you? Yeah, no mods anywhere in sight so fuckos like jew hunter and that Skibango asshole are running the asylum.
"It's what they call tears." by DarthCorleone	Aug 8th, 2008 12:44:21 PM
"It's a sign of their weakness."
All creatures will make merry... by DarthCorleone	Aug 8th, 2008 12:44:52 PM
...under pain of death
"From this day on... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 12:47:48 PM
...let every breed of Mongo live together in peace." Most quotable movie ever? Could be...
The Teaser by jollydwarf	Aug 8th, 2008 12:52:58 PM
I think it's an absolute no-brainer to have the teaser be a verbatim recitation of the exchange between Ming and Klytus at the beginning of the 1980 film. Ideally, just keep it on a similar shot of Earth, and perhaps only at the end, right as Ming starts laughing, show a couple quick shots of Flash and whatnot. Also, get an all-star rock and electronic roster to redo the Queen soundtrack, with Dave Grohl and Brian May as the anchors on most or all of the tracks. THIS FILM CAN BE DONE RIGHT.
HOD by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 12:56:06 PM
Grey was alright, I guess, but Ardala was FILTHY!!!!!
Polo, yes, polo. It's true. by ExcaliburFfolkes	Aug 8th, 2008 01:01:51 PM
In the first day's comic of Alex Raymond's original Flash Gordon series Flash is introduced as, "Yale graduate and world renowned polo player." He was very much intended to be from the upper class. And polo was quite popular among the American upper class during the 1920's and 1930's, which was probably why Alex Raymond chose it for Flash. Personally, I prefer how they changed Flash to a pro football quarterback for the 1980 movie. Makes him more accessable and normal.
"No, Vultan. He has shown us the way." by ExcaliburFfolkes	Aug 8th, 2008 01:03:23 PM
"Stand with us and fight."
"Look, father! Water is leaking from their eyes." by ExcaliburFfolkes	Aug 8th, 2008 01:08:04 PM
"They are called 'tears'. It's a sign of their weakness."
If you wanna do it so it can make sense.... by MoshMasterD	Aug 8th, 2008 01:09:45 PM
Make Flash into a David Robinson of the San Antonio Spurs type of figure. Sports figure on season and military off season.
he's going to bore every one of us by ArcadianDS	Aug 8th, 2008 01:12:36 PM
FLASH! YAAA-AAAWN!
Toon Rocked!! by Wrecks	Aug 8th, 2008 01:14:53 PM
Loved that shit! One of the few kid toons where they actually killed people! I want.
Don't want the Queen music. by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 01:21:04 PM
Love the 1980 movie, but the Queen score is such an integral part of it that using it in this version will bring needless baggage. Leave the classic as it is and make a completely new version instead.
and toon... by Wrecks	Aug 8th, 2008 01:22:31 PM
and done : http://tinyurl.com/6rr92v
DocP, you've ruined my weekend by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Aug 8th, 2008 01:29:48 PM
I've got nothing but Flash Gordon quotes running through my head now and will be forced to buy it on the way home, all the time listening to the soundtrack on my iPod. It's going to be a Flash Gordon weekend.
Dave Grohl???... by Kid Z	Aug 8th, 2008 01:30:26 PM
...(chortle) dude's STILL coasting on being Nirvana's replacement drummer...
HOD by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 01:40:58 PM
There are worse ways to spend a weekend!
That's true, Doc by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Aug 8th, 2008 01:43:40 PM
But I don't know how much longer I can keep repeating, "What do you mean 'Flash Gordon approaching'?" before I go cookoo bananas.
And "I do." by Hawaiian Organ Donor	Aug 8th, 2008 01:45:37 PM
"I do NOT!" isn't doing me any favors either.
I'm lost, Aura. Nothing can save me now... by onephatnelly	Aug 8th, 2008 01:49:49 PM
... FLASH! AH-AAAAAH!' The first soundtrack I ever bought and I've still got it. Although I always thought the track 'Hero' was a bit poo.
1980 version is good enough - not remake necessary by Dick Bahls	Aug 8th, 2008 02:40:11 PM
Or god forbid reimaging. The 1980 film is a camp classic, as proven above by basically every line in the movie being quotable. And as for the Polo - that was cosidered cool in the 1930's if you played it. Now just pretensious jack-offs and those royal assholes back in the U.K. play it. Fuck those royal wankers. I'd like to see any of them last one round with Lucas' daughter.
Best line in 1980's version-- by matineer	Aug 8th, 2008 02:46:41 PM
"Flash Gordon, quarterback, New Jets". But the original serial is still the best, fizzy rockets and all.
"Lying BITCH." by Vic Twenty	Aug 8th, 2008 02:47:20 PM
Even at 10 years old, I knew that while Han Solo was a pimp, Prince Barin was the PimpMaster General. And Ornella Muti is as fine a piece of ass as you'll ever see. She'd probably be replaced by the likes of Paris Hilton in a remake. I weep for the youth of today.
New York Jets by matineer	Aug 8th, 2008 02:47:20 PM

Gotta love the S&M scene... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 02:56:37 PM
...when Kala is whipping Aura. It's almost unbelievable to think what they got away with in what ostensibly was a kid's movie. Amazing!
Some of the comments... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:00:52 PM
...on IMDB are mind-boggling. "I didn't get what was funny"... "A poor science fiction movie".... "This movie is awful".... Morons.
My favorite: by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:04:29 PM
"This film is unrealistic" Good God...
That's it... by Blue_Demon	Aug 8th, 2008 03:12:48 PM
I'm buying that movie this weekend. Yeah, campy, but it started with those cool Alex Raymond drawings. And of course, Ornella Muti. Pause button, here's where you start earning your pay. Cool babes from movies sci-fi movies...in their prime: Ornella Muti Jenny Augutter (mmmmm Jessica 6) Linda Harrison
"This film is unrealistic" lol by Blue_Demon	Aug 8th, 2008 03:16:31 PM
Yeah, 'cause STAR WARS is a documentary. "He's not wearing pants, but he can make the calculations for the jump to hyperspace and arc weld."
"THIS MING IS A PSYCHO" by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:25:22 PM
Robot: This Ming is a psycho. Klytus: Who said that? Robot: The fair-haired prisoner. Klytus: Who are you? Flash Gordon: Flash Gordon. Quarterback. New York Jets.
ANOTHER MEMORABLE QUOTE by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:26:52 PM
"Prince Barin! I'm not your enemy, Ming is! Let's all team up and fight him."
"THANKS FLASH" by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:28:18 PM
Flash Gordon: What for? Prince Vultan: For giving an old bird a second chance!
ANOTHER QUOTE by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:29:38 PM
Doctor Hans Zarkov: What do you find? The moon out of orbit? Munson: By more than 12 degrees. This must be some sort of mistake. Doctor Hans Zarkov: No, it's no mistake... IT'S AN ATTACK! I've been right all these years!
ANOTHER ZARKOV-MUNSON BANTER by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:31:00 PM
Doctor Hans Zarkov: I swear, Munson, I'll shoot! Munson: Get shot or go up in that thing? What's the difference? Doctor Hans Zarkov: This way, you'll be giving your life to save the Earth! Haven't you any spirit at all? Munson: NO!
Don't know if... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:31:46 PM
...the latest U.S. DVD has it, but the R2 Silver Anniversary Edition has a yack-track by Brian Blessed which is awesome, with him laughing and quoting his own lines. Classic!
"SORRY MUNSON. MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY" by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:31:57 PM
This IS the most quotable movie EVAR!
MY FAVORITE QUOTE by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:33:03 PM
Klytus: No one - but NO ONE - dies in the Palace without a command from the Emperor.
2ND FAVORITE QUOTE by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:34:10 PM
Zarkov: We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us? Emperor Ming: Why not?
Let's not forget... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:35:47 PM
..."Prepare her... for our PLEASURE!!!"
"Pathetic earthlings. .. by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:40:20 PM
...Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror." Max von Sydow has actually gone on record saying that playing Ming was the most fun he's ever had.
"DON'T EMPTY MY MIND. I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE FILLING IT!" by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:40:33 PM
Flash gotta eat!
"IT WON'T TURN OVER! IT WON'T TURN OVER!" by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 03:41:28 PM
Last one, I swear.
"What about Dale?" by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:43:42 PM
"Dale? she’s exceptional. we will breed with her and send our imperial progeny back to populate your earth."
"It has no name... by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:48:07 PM
...Many brave men died to bring it here from the Galaxy of Pleasure... It will make your nights with Ming more... agreeable."
"What happened to me?" by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:50:07 PM
"I don't know, but it was pretty sensational."
My favorite line DocP.... by Darth Macchio	Aug 8th, 2008 03:53:41 PM
...the "Hurling your bodies" line by Sydow. Genius..pure and simple. Even a film more accurate to the original serial would likely not be as sheer kitch-ly kewl as the 80's version. Anybody else remember the theme during the Hawkman attack on Warship Ajax from something in the arcades at the time? For you young hairless types, arcades were places we went to play video games when home video games were shite. Anyway...the arcade game "Vanguard" had the exact same theme music from the attack scene and this is before the movie too! Shit even the Atari 2600 version of Vanguard had a hyper-cheesy 1 or maybe 2 bit version! Argh! Atari! (means "attack" in Japanese!)
Macchio by DocPazuzu	Aug 8th, 2008 03:56:51 PM
That's why I'd rather they not use the Queen music. The 1980 version is an entity unto its own. I'd rather it remain in its own beautifully encapsulated cheesiness.
Best Line by toadkillerdog	Aug 8th, 2008 04:07:36 PM
Is by Klytus, and you must hear him say it with his great voice to be properly appreciated. Klytus: Bring me...the Bore worms! Aura: No! Not the Bore worms!
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, (repeat 10 more times) by Roketopunch	Aug 8th, 2008 04:08:04 PM
FLASH, AAA, AAAAA...
you cannot beat it! by Mr_X	Aug 8th, 2008 04:44:39 PM
http://tinyurl.com/63qgg3
I remember asking my parents by misnomer	Aug 8th, 2008 04:48:15 PM
when I was a kid to get flash gordon out of the video store, little did I realise then that I was pointing to a porno called FLESH gordon, much to their embarassment
Doesn't get any better than that first clip ... by krack	Aug 8th, 2008 04:48:45 PM
All I ask from my 2008 Flash Gordon remake: 1. Use the same theme song as the original 2. Get the lead singer of the Darkness out of rehab so he can handle all of the music in the film 3. Keep Flash as the quarterback of the NY Jets (I'm a Jets fan, it's a shitty franchise, and it's one of the few things I was proud of regarding the Jets when I was a kid) 4. Keep it campy, it's what we expect 5. Get an action star (a real one) in his late 30s or early 40s to play the lead - and make it be someone who can ham it up in a campy movie (someone like Swayze, or hell, even Brian Bosworth).
I would love to see... by PoopsMcGee	Aug 8th, 2008 05:06:17 PM
...a movie based on that "Defenders of the Earth" cartoon!
tom brady for flash gordon by sonnyhooper	Aug 8th, 2008 05:10:15 PM
....yep, i went there.
"I AM OF AGE GREEN FATHER" by DoctorWho?	Aug 8th, 2008 05:47:42 PM
I LOVE this movie and the chance to throw out my fave quotes. I'm mildly interested to see how this can be 're-imagined' but nothing...and I mean NOTHING will ever top the combination of Bold art direction, glorious costumes, bad acting, low tech effects, incredible set designs, high camp, brilliant casting and the most awesome soundtrack in film history! I want a DVD box set with interviews from director and cast and hear their thoughts on this amazing classic piece of sci-fi pulp I'm sure none of whom knew they were creating. Damn you to hell if you can't appreciate this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This place is a lunatic asylum! by TheNorthlander	Aug 8th, 2008 06:41:47 PM
ok finally thought of one. Damn gotta see it again.
FUCK YOU POLO PLAYER! by Logan_1973	Aug 8th, 2008 06:43:44 PM
Flash is a fucking football player. It shows in his fighting style and all-American mentality. WTF kind of fighting moves does a polo player have? STOP RUINING IT!
"PULL IT UP!" by J-Dizzle	Aug 8th, 2008 06:54:35 PM
Just had to throw another in there.
POLO by phaedrus007	Aug 8th, 2008 07:08:25 PM
Flash was a polo player in his original comic-strip when created by Alex Raymond. The "football-player" thing was an update (maybe trying to play off the fame of Joe Namath?). It's interesting to see that they plan to restore Flash to something closer to his origins.
JENSEN ACKLES = FLASH GORDON!!! by spud mcspud	Aug 8th, 2008 08:00:12 PM
Whoever the genius was that said that (way over in the McG talkback), take a bow. Fucking fantastic casting. He's probably the only guy I can think of who'd give that character the humour it would need. But as they'll never top that camp classic from 1980, why try? JENSEN ACKLES = FLASH GORDON PATRICK STEWART = MING THE MERCILESS VANESSA FERLITO = PRINCESS AURA MEGAN FOX = DALE ARDEN BRIAN BLESSED = PRINCE VULTAN OF THE HAWKMEN JUDE LAW = PRINCE BARIN SAM ROCKWELL = DR HANS ZARKOV RUFUS SEWELL = KLYTUS CLAUDIA BLACK = GENERAL KALA DIRECTOR = JOEL SCHUMACHER (seriously!) Bitches, you all know I'm right. Let the fantasy FLASH GORDON casting commence... PS - NO RTD VERSIONS! He already did it - it's called TORCHWOOD, and stars Barrowman as Flash.
So you can't copy posts... by spud mcspud	Aug 8th, 2008 08:11:27 PM
...from one TB to another without the fucking paragraph breaks disappearing. Now I know. I'd trade SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT for Jensen Ackles if need be for Flash - he'd be almost as good. But either way - THIS CAN, AND MUST, BE DONE RIGHT IF IT IS TO BE DONE AT ALL!!! Grohl and Brian May = fantastic idea. Make that soundtrack soar!
kwisatzhaderach speaks theTruth about Dalton by SpencerTrilby	Aug 8th, 2008 09:00:37 PM
he was the closest thing we had to 007 in The Living Daylights. Which is the best 80's Bond altogether IMHO.
True confession: I own the soundtrack by Geekgasm	Aug 8th, 2008 11:01:08 PM
On CD, cassette and vinyl - and 8 track if I ever find it. Queen are the best. Brian May is still a god. Roger Taylor too. "Flash Gordon" is one of my favorite things of all time ever anythings. And that cartoon is probably the classiest thing Filmation ever cranked out. "Let's just say they'll be more tractable ... easier for you to rule." And with the accent "Dem you, Fah-zah!" I'm as queer as a three dollar bill and I would fuck Ornella Muti. Right now.
Good to see this outpouring of love... by TELF	Aug 8th, 2008 11:24:38 PM
in this increasing negative forum - That is the power of Flash. Sing along: Just a man, with a man's courage (who knows he's), Nothing but a man who can never fail. No one but the pure of heart can find the holy grail, ooooh, oh oh oh. Not sure what that last part refers to (allegorical?) but it is awesome. Plus Dalton kicking that tripod over gets me every time. All you real fans know what I'm talking about.
Great score by Queen! by otm shank	Aug 9th, 2008 12:45:57 AM
Cool movie.
Sahara has a Love/Hate thing??? by IndustryKiller!	Aug 9th, 2008 01:04:07 AM
What in the fuck are you talking about Merrick? First of all I doubt many people even remember it exists. Secondly....no one likes Sahara, and if they do it's the same people who like films like Pearl harbor or The Scorpion King, sometimes we call them simpletons. I can see liking it ironically, but it's a horrible film with a ridiculous tongue in cheek performance by the ever smirking Matthew McConoughey. I mean really inventing some love/hate thing to justify your guilty pleasure is ridiculous. It's not nearly remembered enough a film to "divide audiences".
What about the ORIGINAL FLASH MOVIES... by Droogie Alex	Aug 9th, 2008 01:06:13 AM
...from the 30's???? There were 3, ya'know, Staring Buster Crabbe. Thay only formed the inspiration for Star Wars, that's all. I never get tired of seeing them. The 80's film was copied from them, more so that the original comics.
POLO? yes thats what all the jocks play nowadays by satman83	Aug 9th, 2008 02:30:08 AM
you can just imagen it now, as the cheerleaders warm up their routine. The couches inspires the teams to reach that state final...
My Dad and I were watching... by goatfever2007	Aug 9th, 2008 02:37:08 AM
..the Laurentis movie during one of TBS's endless reruns of it, and during the scene where Flash is "executed" in nothing but a pair of silver briefs, my Dad said,"Is this another damn Boomer Eisason underwear commercial?" Oh well, cracked me up pretty good.
Best throwaway line of all time... by Dasinfogod	Aug 9th, 2008 02:44:16 AM
CUT TO: Shackled to the dungeon walls of Mingo City, Barin to Zarkov, "Tell me more about this man, Houdini..."
Industry Killer - I like Sahara. by krack	Aug 9th, 2008 02:44:28 AM
I do. I don't apologize for it either. It's not the Shawshank Redemption, but it is fun.
"That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!" by ExcaliburFfolkes	Aug 9th, 2008 05:50:36 AM
"It's not too bad."
TELF, yeah Dalton grabs the BFG9000 and by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Aug 9th, 2008 11:45:12 AM
then it's like "we doan need no stinking tripods." Flash Gordon was campy we all agree but it was fun and sure brings back memories.
Ok Krack but do you at least admit.... by IndustryKiller!	Aug 9th, 2008 03:49:28 PM
It's, objectively speaking, a bad film that doesn't do it's source material justice and that for you it's a guilty pleasure? because there isn't anything wrong with that. But if you can't at least admit that then i feel sorry for you.
Kudos, G C B by TELF	Aug 9th, 2008 06:28:30 PM
You summed it up perfectly.
"Just a man, with a man's courage..." by raw_bean	Aug 9th, 2008 09:42:45 PM
"...No he's nothing but a man, but he can never fail..." IndustryKiller!, Flash Gordon may be 'objectively speaking, a bad film', but I for one carry no guilt at all about the pleasure I derive from it. And based on the 'objectively speaking, extraordinarily bad' episode of the original serial that came on the DVD of the film I have, it seemed very much in the spirit of the source material.
Oops, sorry Killer. by raw_bean	Aug 9th, 2008 09:44:50 PM
Just realised you weren't talking about Flash Gordon. My apologies. "He'll save every one of us, stands for every one of us!"
Gordon's alive?!?!! by Rupee88	Aug 9th, 2008 11:56:15 PM
king of the impossible..
No Raw, Flash Gordon is fucking awesome by IndustryKiller!	Aug 10th, 2008 04:56:50 AM
The epitome of a fun movie. It's great because it has soul and a vision. There's cheese to it, but you cannot argue with the world that that film creates. They just do not do production design like that anymore. I love it so much in fact I went to see it here in LA when Edgar Wright was doing his film festival and Timothy Dalton did a Q&A after the screening. The guy seemed genuinely moved at the enthusiasm the film had generated and said he was going to call up the director and tell him about how many fans it had considering it flopped upon release. Dalton also told a fucking great story about fighting on that platform of spikes.
What do you mean...Polo player? WTFH? by Drath	Aug 10th, 2008 08:15:49 AM
What is this shit, he's a polo player? As if Football wasn't bad enough? Can't he be something cool like a Fighterjet pilot with the call name Flash? Fucking idiots are doing this to us!
Lame by Geekgasm	Aug 10th, 2008 11:41:11 AM
Didn't Scott Bakula's character from the last Star Trek series that nobody watched play water polo? And isn't that really lame? How about a super-heroic golfer? or an adventuous ping-pong champion? or a rugged ass-kicking tiddley-winks player?
IndustryKiller! by INWOsuxRED	Aug 10th, 2008 12:22:20 PM
TELL THE FUCKING STORY!!!! Please???

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