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i like this story
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
03:30:17 AM
grizzly end though
well
by rockness
Aug 8th, 2008
03:33:01 AM
this sounds kind of great.
Glad to hear it
by barnaby jones
Aug 8th, 2008
03:37:44 AM
Was worried this was going to be a stinker.
me thinks this is a plant
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Aug 8th, 2008
03:39:51 AM
but i hope not. i hope this movie is cool. i hope all movies are cool. but when you reference the fact that you've seen TDk a bunch it always reads as an Exec trying to sound like a geek during the review. Also, the fact that he references the lack of accents as a positive also lends to the plant theory. Just saying. Hope I'm wrong.
does this have gay undertones?
by Dr. Wordsmith
Aug 8th, 2008
03:40:17 AM
just saying
Tom Cruise...
by goatfever2007
Aug 8th, 2008
03:41:05 AM
..is a space alien, from the planet Closeta Homos Prime.
When does this come out again?
by Jed Black
Aug 8th, 2008
03:47:06 AM
It seems like this was supposed to be out a year and a half ago. Are they still going to dump it in Feb '09?

This should be an intersting Talkback
by Xiphos_2
Aug 8th, 2008
03:48:52 AM
Always is with Tommy as the subject.
Cruiser!
by Mr Gorilla
Aug 8th, 2008
03:55:17 AM
Born on 4h July, A Few Good Men, The Firm, Color of Money, Collateral, Interview with a Vampire, MIssion: Impossible 1&3, Eyes Wide Shut, Lions for Lambs, Magnolia... Plenty to enjoy.
Yeah, the no accent
by Jed Black
Aug 8th, 2008
03:55:37 AM
thing seems like a mistake. Cruise could have pulled it off, given his level of intensity; if they had asked him to do it, I can't see him refusing. I can see him doing it and it just being "o.k.", somewhere between Kevin Costner Robin Hood Prince of Thieves and Meryl Streep Out of Africa, just "o.k."
phew!
by zapano
Aug 8th, 2008
04:00:37 AM
considering it kept being put back it appeared valkyrie was a disaster, despite the talent involved. i loved the usual suspects and way of the gun and though singer hasn't really delivered on his promise he's made some fine films. this sounds promising
Imagine seeing a movie about Slavery every 2 months!
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
04:01:28 AM
Jesus fucking Christ! How many Holocaust movies are we going to have to stomach. That's how you can tell it's ran by Jews. If it were run by Blacks then every other month we'd have a movie about Slavery. Are we going to tell the Jews to move on when all of the Holocaust survivors are dead, as we told the Blacks in our Country "We'll I don't see anyone who was a slave living today, so please move on".
see robert carlyle in hitler: rise of evil
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
04:02:39 AM
no german accent. still very good
ganymede3010, shut the fuck up
by jrbarker
Aug 8th, 2008
04:07:36 AM
dick
Disaster! Simon Pegg to be in Inglorious Bastards
by zapano
Aug 8th, 2008
04:10:32 AM
He couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
Chipps
by Jed Black
Aug 8th, 2008
04:25:45 AM
Sure, there are plenty of performances that work w/o an accent. I think Cruise should have gone balls to the wall to prove why he can still be relevant. Accents attract awards (Meryl Streep, Daniel Day Lewis), just like singing(Reese Witherspoon), nudity(Halle Berry), playing gay(Tom Hanks), playing a retarded person(Tom Hanks), or being really, really old(Jack Palance, various other Geezers).
Plant!!
by MaxTheSilent
Aug 8th, 2008
04:27:07 AM
This movie is a dud. Everyone knows it.
That's my favorite song by Mister Mister.
by tonagan
Aug 8th, 2008
04:28:08 AM
if he can act
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
04:30:38 AM
not batshit crazy that'll be enough for me. i'll be like. wow, this guy is good. plus he wears a patch. that should enough for an oscar shouldn't it?
I've never disliked a Singer film yet
by Kizeesh
Aug 8th, 2008
04:30:56 AM
Not even Apt Pupil, which most folk seem to hate.
More overly intense
by emeraldboy
Aug 8th, 2008
04:31:35 AM
acting from Pegg.
ganymede3010
by Xiphos_2
Aug 8th, 2008
04:35:15 AM
Hey genius, You know this has nothing to do with the Holocaust righ? It has everything to do with an attempt to assassinate Hitler by senior members of the Wermacht general staff? Right slugger?

Hmmm, no you don't know that tiger? Well go back and read the actual artical, you will see it doesn't mention the holocaust anywhere in it sport.

Hiiiighwaaay to the Nazi zone!
by TheJake
Aug 8th, 2008
04:41:29 AM
As long as there's no lubed up volleyball scenes or scientology references I'll check it out.
The skeptic in me
by Volstaff
Aug 8th, 2008
04:42:48 AM
says this sounds like a plant. I mean, "industry type"? Love ya Harry, but you can be pretty gullible and easily excited about anything.These clowns seem to know how to play you ( and this site) pretty well. Singer's take on Superman was basically shit ( especially when you compare it to this last summer's crop of "comic book" films),a pale imitation of Donner's Superman, and after months and months of being hyped to death on this site.What a dissapointment. It's gonna take some convincing to get me to shell out money for another project helmed by that guy. I hope it turns out good mainly because I'd like to see crazy Tom knock one outta the park and get back on top, but I dunno. It's gonna have to get a high rating on Rotten Tomatoes for me to even consider a matinee viewing and giving up two + hours of my life for another project from Mr Singer and friends.
Jed Black...
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
04:43:36 AM
This debate about accents is so yesteryear. Cinema has moved past this. It's a directorial decision, and if it within the context of the storytelling and if it's consistent, then who gives a fuck? Your complaint is the type that a typical moviegoer makes, not a film buff. This is far beyond the realm of sophisticated film criticsism. Go read a book about filmmaking and its history. You'll find "accents" are a joke among filmmakers
I'm willing to suspend my skepticism and believe this will be go
by newc0253
Aug 8th, 2008
04:44:20 AM
The trailer looked great & a lot of the negative press seems fixated on wanting Cruise's big film to flop badly. The guy may well be a giant dickwad freak but i ain't gonna hate it preemptively on that basis.
Ganymede3010...
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
04:50:50 AM
You're an idiot. I would write more, but Geez, You're simply an idiot who knows less about grammar than you know about history. Why are you capitilizing "blacks" and "slavery?" Why do you seemingly ask two questions but fail to use question marks? "Run by Jews," not "ran by Jews." Wow, you're a moron.
besides
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
04:52:00 AM
it wasn't the nazis who did the holocaust, it was the phycologists. tom cruise plays the bad guy. hitler was trying to stop the holocaust. they got von stauffenburg on side by getting him hopped up on prescription medication

by AllieJamison
Aug 8th, 2008
04:52:28 AM
...about time to start the propaganda.
zapano
by thinboyslim.
Aug 8th, 2008
04:52:30 AM
firstly you're about 4 stories too late with that comment, how about you go on the talkback that's related to the casting and post your opinion. secondly your opinion is bollocks, go watch spaced and not laugh at pegg.
Can I pour water on this plant?
by schnide
Aug 8th, 2008
04:54:26 AM
"At over two hours, it's a little on the long side" is the only negative I saw, and then trying to convince us that the lack of accents doesn't matter. depalma25, accents do matter. The more convincing the details of a film are, the more you can suspend your disbelief and accept what's going on on-screen. That makes for a more engaging experience, and almost always a better film. Ideally you'd have everything in Valkyrie in German, and not only may the actors have to learn an entire language, but audiences might be put off. Rightly or wrongly, studios have to make financial decisions. What's far less difficult is to have these actors - who, by profession, are paid to impersonate other people as much as possible - learn the accent. You don't then have to remind yourself that even though Cruise sounds American and everyone else sounds British, these guys are meant to be German. Otherwise, you run the risk of waking up halfway through the film and asking "hey, why the hell is Tom Cruise alive in Nazi era Germany?"
Ganymede3010...
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
04:55:58 AM
...quotation marks go after a period, not before. I forgot to mention that. Oh, and the word "country" should not be capitilized. What Ivey League college did you go to?
Interesting point ganymede3010
by Madines Sideshed
Aug 8th, 2008
04:56:20 AM
but WW2 movies aren't always about the holocaust. some are about, yknow, war.
Sounds like a plant but...
by BillEmic
Aug 8th, 2008
04:58:52 AM
I'm still excited to see this film. My only question is a.) when did Jack Palance win an Oscar?? and b.) I didn't think Bryan Singer had anything to do with Way of the Gun? I guess that's 2 questions.
by schnide...
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
05:06:25 AM
...much of the cast is British, yet don't speak with German accents. I understand accents have been a concern among filmmakers, but it has long been the tradition of Hollywood movies that it (authentic accents) are much less important than story. I can name ten classic movies where this is quite evident. Is Tom Cruise speaking with a German accent but speaking English more authentic? Not to Germans. Not to most of the world. What accent do ancient Greeks or Roman's speak with? Who cares. Sometimes they speak with a Britsh accent (Sir Lawerence Oliver). And sometimes they speak with American accents (Kirk Douglas). Again, who gives a shit? Does Sean Connery really sound like a Russian sumbarine commander?
I Hope This Guy Isn't A Plant
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
05:14:55 AM
I really would like to see Singer on his feet again.
The accent thing!
by Marxeffect
Aug 8th, 2008
05:19:20 AM
I think the point is that they didnt try to do accents because if they were being totally accurate then they would just have everyone speaking in german! Otherwise you would randomly have a full english speaking GERMAN army with a german accent and that would just be fucking shocking!
Love a good WWII movie.
by mrfan
Aug 8th, 2008
05:24:32 AM
I hope it is good.

Also, Jack Palance won best supporting actor for City Slickers. He loved those one armed pushups.

Hey, ganymede3010
by mrfan
Aug 8th, 2008
05:26:29 AM
Exactly how many holocaust movies have been made in the last few years? You sound like you are keeping track. How about a number.
Thinking About Superman Returns
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
05:35:25 AM
I definitely think that Singer wasn't THAT interested in the comic book Superman and mostly did Returns to put right what happened to Richard Donner all those years before. The fact that the X-Men films were produced by Donner's wife means he must have heard the whole Superman story from Donner firsthand. I think that Singer new as far back as 2003 that he was being canned. Listen to the second audio commentary on the X-2 dvd, when the end credits play it's almost like Lauren Shuler Donner is begging the Fox executives not to fuck up the third movie. So maybe Singer was trying to symbolically put right what went wrong with Donner's films, even if he couldn't fix his own. It doesn't make the X-Men 3/Superman Returns fuck up any more palatable though.
Reads like a Plant
by Nabster
Aug 8th, 2008
05:35:41 AM
Surely it can't be that great, otherwise it would have been released by now.
Kizeesh, you didn't see Superman Returns?
by quantize
Aug 8th, 2008
05:39:21 AM
because that was a bucket of ass...awful
Ralph Fiennes
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
05:39:54 AM
Don't you just get the sense he should have been first choice for the part of Stauffenberg? I wonder if you can insure a film against the bizarre publicity fuck ups of the stars. It seems like something people should do from now on. These days you never know when a star is going to kill someone when DUI, make crazy racist statements or be Tom Cruise.
In response to depalma25
by schnide
Aug 8th, 2008
05:41:05 AM
I appreciate the reply mate, always good to intelligently debate rather than have an internet shouting match. My problem here is consistency - yes, I prefer either subtitled German or English spoken in German accents. It makes it more believable for me. Equally, we've had plenty of movies where the native accent isn't used. But the problem here is that there isn't a consistency between all the actors - most are English, one is American. I'll reserve judgement until I've (probably not) seen this, but from the trailer alone I kept thinking "okay Nazi dudes, surely you can see who the plotters are here - they're the band of English guys with the American dude in the eyepatch!" Either have everyone speaking the same thing, and then the contrasts won't draw you out of your suspension of disbelief. Otherwise, the rest of the movie has to work pretty damn hard to keep you engaged.. And when you're cast and crew include Bryan "Superman Returns" Singer and Tom "Couch Jumping Xenu Worshipper" Cruise, that has to work DAMN hard.
Did they use accents in The Pianist?
by TheNorthlander
Aug 8th, 2008
05:41:10 AM
If I recall correctly they didn't and it worked fine.
Also
by TheNorthlander
Aug 8th, 2008
05:43:08 AM
Nothing makes you seem more in the closet than bashing a gay director, guys. Seriously.
Make Way for Man of Steel
by Garzo
Aug 8th, 2008
05:45:42 AM
Now that Valkyrie has been declared a critical and likely box office hit that may win Singer the Oscar, he can now turn his full attention to The Man of Steel. Singer's Superman is the sexiest of them all.
Gus
by HEADGEEK
Aug 8th, 2008
05:49:09 AM
Yeah - it couldn't be because they know good and well that if it opened amidst HARRY POTTER and James Bond that it would have been DESTROYED - and if they open a WWII movie in the midst of Award season - without any gigantic opposition till March - that they would have a chance to really do solid box office. Yeah. Couldn't be that.
Omg spoilers
by Alientoast
Aug 8th, 2008
05:49:31 AM
Spoiler: Hitler doesn't die to this coup! Seriously, a spoiler-lite review of something IN THE HISTORY BOOKS is kind of laugh worthy. Then again, people are dumbasses when it comes to history. I remember many years ago at an old job of mine, me and a co-worker were talking about the movie Titanic and the boat sinking was the only good part, then this woman comes up to us with fury in her eyes and goes "THANKS FOR SPOILING THE END OF THE MOVIE, ASSHOLES!!", at which point she stormed off. Once she left, pretty much everyone in the store bust out laughing because no one could believe we just heard that.
Stauffenberg was not a Nazi
by Garzo
Aug 8th, 2008
06:00:50 AM
Stauffenberg was an army officer but never a Nazi party member. In fact, most of the members of the Reichwehr were not Nazi members. The only official Nazis in the armed forces were the SS. Many military leaders supported Hitler because he promised to strengthen the military and military leaders enjoy receiving and spending lots of tax-payer money. There's no difference to the U.S. in that regard.
Valkyrie likely premiering in Berlin
by Garzo
Aug 8th, 2008
06:06:09 AM
Seeing as how the film received millions of dollars in production coin from the German government, it's almost certain to premiere at the Berlin Film Festival in February, the same month it's scheduled to hit theaters in the U.S.
What the fuck
by Lost Jarv
Aug 8th, 2008
06:09:07 AM
There's been a depressing plethora of racists and anti-semites on these boards in the last few days.

A more stupid, ill informed baseless rant I haven't seen in ages. What's the matter Ganymede? one of those despicable uppity black people steal your girlfriend? "Jewish" Bank Manager not approve your loan?

Or, as I suspect, are you a narrow minded little tool that has to categorise people by race to make yoursef feel more secure in your misreable existance?

You. Complete. Cunt.

German accents aren't necessary for this film!!!
by Wiseguy7777
Aug 8th, 2008
06:13:06 AM
It's like Tony Montana in Scarface having to speak accented English because he is in America. Makes sense... he's in a foreign country other than his own. Now if the movie took place all in Cuba, I wouldn't expect him or any actors to use Cuban accents. Its understood where they are. English is only a matter of getting across the plot. When a film is set in somewhere like Germany and the cast are speaking english with no accent, I think "Oh they're speaking German because everyone can understand everyone. German people understand each other perfectly and this way I understand them perfectly so it's like I too am speaking German." It helps to draw you into the world. But when they're speaking English in Germany with a GERMAN ACCENT I think "Why the hell are these Germans struggling to speak English in Germany?". It's the major thing that killed Hannibal Rising for me (That and all the other horrible things it did). What about "Hitler: The Last 10 Days?" Many people (myself included) consider Alec Guiness' portrayal of Hitler to be one of, if not the best ever put to film. As I recal, the cast is nearly all Brisith speaks with English accents, but the effect is riveting. (Did Guiness speak with a Russian accent in Dr. Zivago? I cant recall, but don't think so.) Sure, in a perfect world they'd all really speak German with subtitles. But if you can't have that have normal English not some damn fence sitting crap. If the script is good and the acting first rate (as seems to be the case here), I'm willing to accept any accent they use. If they aren't, then there isn't any authenticity that's going to save a second or thrid-rate movie.
Accents...
by ZaphodBeeblerox
Aug 8th, 2008
06:17:16 AM
The one film I've seen that best solved the accent dilemma so far was 'Hunt For Red October'. No matter how believable it was hearing Sean Connery speaking Russian, everyone on the sub did (subtitles) until they zoomed in on his mouth while reading something and when they zoomed back out, everyone was speaking accented English. Almost as if the audience had a babel fish stuck in their ear. To me, that was a very clever way of getting around it and it worked for me at least.
Accents Are Ridiculous
by Garzo
Aug 8th, 2008
06:25:52 AM
I don't understand all this silly criticism about the film lacking German accents. Since when did German officers speak German-accented English with one another? It's fine if they really are speaking English, say to a captured archeology professor or an Allied prisoner about to get tortured, but not to each other. As long as the characters speak a dignified and educated English and American actors lose their annoying drawls and California surf dialects, it's OK.
besides
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
06:32:11 AM
each region of germany has its own dialect and accent. are they all going to have **german** accents? should they each have a different german accent to reflect the region they come from? maybe some should have cockney accents some should have scouser accents some geordie to point this out
Wiseguy777
by schnide
Aug 8th, 2008
06:35:50 AM
I agree to an extent, but I think it's the issue of contrast and consistency again. Traditional English accents are, for some reason, considered to be neutral. If you have an all-English cast then you can get away with it (and yes, ZaphodBeeblerox, HFRD pulled off the trick really well in a different way). But when you have the majority of the cast as English, which sets the precedent for the accents in the film, and then suddenly an American actor as big as Cruise pops up.. well, it might not sit right. It might, because I haven't seen it yet, but I'm not sold from the trailer. It's probably shades of grey. Is anyone seriously trying to suggest that all the actors could have different accents (if for whatever reason we had say, American, English, Swedish, Dutch and Russian stars in this) then we'd swallow it just as easily? It's a case of finding the balance, and I think Cruise sticks out like a sore thumb to threaten that.
by schnide...
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
06:37:41 AM
...it is indeed refreshing to have an intelligent debate. In an ideal world, all movies would be made with the actors of the native land, speaking the native language, with a native director, distributed by a native movie studio. Mel Gibson thought that all of his actors speaking Aramaic would add authenticity to Passion of the Christ. Well, it did, only if one believes Jesus was a six-foot two, blue-eyed Anglo-Saxon. A director, at one point, makes a decision about how the ideas of accent/language/race/ may or may not add realism or encourage historical accuracy. I love, on the surface, the idea of Sir Ben Kingsley speaking with an Indian accent. But, do Indians think his performance is any less absurd when they hear "their" Ghandi speaking English, despite his American-impersonated Indian accent? It's all kinda weird. Hollywood has seemed to make a deal with the Devil regarding such matters. I think in the end, for better or worse, we have as well.
Euro Cruise
by Garzo
Aug 8th, 2008
06:45:03 AM
Cruise managed a pretty decent and sophisticated Euro/British accent in "Interview with the Vampire" as Lestat, so I'm not worried about holding his own against the Brit contingent.
Hamlet is Dutch...
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
06:49:58 AM
...but i stil prefer him with an English accent.
ganymede3010
by just pillow talk
Aug 8th, 2008
06:51:41 AM
You're sharp as a fucking marble.
I meant.. "is from Denmark"
by depalma25
Aug 8th, 2008
06:52:11 AM
I need to lay off the Merlot. That's right Sideways bitches, I said Merlot.
Only Cruise can make a Nazi uniform look gay
by I Dunno
Aug 8th, 2008
06:56:06 AM
But it looks like an interesting film.

I really came in here to say what others have already said. They're all speaking German to each other. So in no context would anyone be speaking English with a German accent.

And Mel Gibson's approach isn't ideal either. When I watch a movie I want to appreciate the acting and the cinematography. Having to read subtitles takes you out of that. Of course in the case of an actual foreign film, subtitles are better than dubbing but that's unavoidable.

Really the best solution is what they did in 10,000 BC and just say "fuck it" and have everyone speak English with an American accent. It's anachronistic and retarded but once you get past that, you're free to enjoy the shitty CGI, terrible acting and lame story.

I'd rather eat my own shit
by Drunken Rage
Aug 8th, 2008
06:57:29 AM
than knowingly, even indirectly, give money to Scientologists. And I live in Clearwater, which makes it difficult.
the accents
by Cedar_Room
Aug 8th, 2008
07:01:08 AM
it is a bit ridiculous when people speak in accents rather than the actual language - so this is no problem for me. The way I think of it - its like you have a universal translator working. Imagine the people are actually speaking in German, and the different accents indicate different German accents, and you can understand it because you speak German too. This can easily be used as a concept if, for example, they had a British POW who spoke gobbledigook and no-one could understand him. I honestly think that if you insist on making an issue out of it, you are likely to miss out on what promises to be a brilliant film.
Cruises American Accent Will Grate For Five Minutes
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
07:02:15 AM
And then you won't even notice it, IF THE FILM IS GOOD. But I dunno, Cruise can be irritating even in films where he isn't playing a German.
Final word, depalma25
by schnide
Aug 8th, 2008
07:02:44 AM
We'll agree to disagree then. I think not even bothering with an accent is lazy, but if it works for everyone else then who am I to dictate? Hitler? I hope you like what I did there. In the meantime, your Sideways comment gave you the win on this one.
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Aug 8th, 2008
07:05:00 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Holy Shit, Is Anyone Watching The Olympics?
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
07:24:11 AM
Gosh.
how
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
07:27:36 AM
good is it? this is full on
Headgeek, it's going to do TERRIBLE box office
by Creamery Butter
Aug 8th, 2008
07:35:27 AM
It's opening on February 13. I know I plan on having this conversation with my girlfriend: "Hey, it's Valentine's Day. Wanna go see a movie about Nazis attempting to assassinate each other and then getting executed when they fail?" Besides that, the studio must know they've got a stinker on their hands, because they're releasing it two months after awards eligibility ends. Considering the amazing cast they've got, that should be telling. Quantum of Solace: November 7. Harry Potter: November 21. Surely there's a date sometime before or after that they can squeeze in a WWII picture. Sorry, but this has EPIC FAIL written all over it. Stop trying to defend it, because you know it's true.
Fortunately Hitler was overthrown by the scientologists.
by V'Shael
Aug 8th, 2008
07:38:30 AM
As I'm sure Tom Cruise will make clear, in all his publicity for this movie.
Troutmask
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 8th, 2008
07:45:39 AM
Nope, not me. Haven't watched them at all since '84. I mean, who cares? In the news I see all kinds of shit about how China is getting ready, about the cultural disparities and stuff--but neither myself nor anyone I know is gonna tune in for anything
People hate Cruise
by Garbageman33
Aug 8th, 2008
07:52:15 AM
And Scientology. And Nazis. Sounds to me like this will be a blockbuster. I'm thinking $30 million, at least.
Abominable Snowcone
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
07:58:54 AM
Well, it's quite insane. The scale is unfeasible. It makes me wish I had a hi-def tv.
I thought the concept of "hell" wasn't acknowledged
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 8th, 2008
08:01:51 AM
by judaism? Any exegete to confirm? There is so many bullshit in the media about religion that maybe it was some BS. Or maybe this "insider" was goy as hell. Or just leafy.
Worst Jew Ever
by Silent Mark
Aug 8th, 2008
08:09:44 AM
He's gonna burn in hell?
One-dimensional conspirators?
by Lorquaine
Aug 8th, 2008
08:12:40 AM
Most of the conspirators were part of the aristocratic military elite, who wanted to kill Hitler not only to stop the tyranny but especially so that their class would regain the political power that they had lost due to Nazi rule, which was (after all) a national *socialist* movement. The "what if" is of course a bit moot, but they would probably have continued the war, albeit with more reasonable tactics. I wonder if Singer's film will contain any of this ambivalent context or if it will just whitewash the conspirators as conventional Hollywood heroes.
SOLD! I'll watch this! Cruise is back on form!
by Mr_X
Aug 8th, 2008
08:25:36 AM
give the guy a break, so he beilves in xenu and jumping on couches, everyone gets a bit crazy sometimes. cruise as an actor has done some sterling work. this films seems the perfect role for him to get back into the limelight. working in an emsemble. singer has a lot to prove since his fuck up over superman as well.. its a win win on all sides. I went to berlin recently and the place is seeped in history ( fantastic place to visit) i've started to get a real fascination with world war 2 movies and documentaries. this is a fascinating story, i was giong to watch it anyways, but a good review always helps! give cruise a chance!
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 8th, 2008
08:34:54 AM
No word on whether the eye patch is ridiculous?
by Sith Witch
Aug 8th, 2008
08:41:33 AM
If the film is great, I'll forgive and forget the lack of accent
by mefrog
Aug 8th, 2008
08:41:45 AM
If it's not, it'll be nagging at me the whole time. I hope this review isn't a plant, though the profile fits... despite the fact that I think FAR less plants are actually sent to AICN then people call out but what do you expect of TBers with nothing better to do.

Regardless, feeling pretty apathetic towards this now. If it were canned tomorrow I wouldn 't be too down though I am a bit intrigued and intend to see it if word of mouth is good.
Sith Witch - the eye patch is part of Stauffenberg
by mefrog
Aug 8th, 2008
08:43:27 AM
He lost his eye in Africa. Though admittedly it does look a bit odd on Cruise... maybe just because he's so recognizable...
Scientologists the new persecuted minority?
by Mister C
Aug 8th, 2008
08:45:51 AM
seriously...why all the hatred towards these people? Are you not allowed to practice your religion in peace anymore? Come on guys, this ain't the way it's supposed to be.
Can't wait.
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
08:46:49 AM
The trailer kicked ass and Singer is a genius. That's right CUNTS. Superman Returns was a fucking masterpiece.
I don't think people hate Tom Cruise...
by viola123
Aug 8th, 2008
08:53:44 AM
I think it's somewhat the thing to do to hate on him, but I guess I never understood why. Because the man has flaws? Perceived flaws at that? It does make me nostalgic to see Tom now, remembering how intensely private and super-serious he once was, but so the man smiles more openly now, he laughs and tries to be more personal I suppose. What's wrong with that? Don't say it's the Scientology. Because he's been that since the start. The love for Tom Cruise to me seemed to diminish when his cool exterior cracked a few years back. However, from the little we've seen of "Valkyrie," I see the same charisma in Cruise that I always did. As poorly executed as "Lions for Lambs" was, I wouldn't fault Tom. He was excellent and rose to the occasion, as we've come to expect. His filmography is impressive, I don't care what people want to say or if they want to hate. Yet, for real, I don't really see people hating. And if so, I think it'll turn around. And some time soon, the media will be covering Tom's comeback or his rebirth or his whatever. Whatever. I think Tom rocks. So long as he doesn't force his Scientology on me, which I don't think Tom has, despite his seemingly prominent position within the religion (is it a religion?).
again, i'll bring up
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Aug 8th, 2008
08:56:34 AM
Enemy at the Gates in favor of the no accent thing. not one american or englishman in that movie, but all american and english accents.

and the movie was bad ass.

and seriously, guys.
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Aug 8th, 2008
09:01:51 AM
get the fuck out of your backward ass lives if you think movies about the Holocaust and slavery don't need to be made.

we didn't live through those things. they were as big in shaping this country/world as anything else. do you think they should just disappear into history and not get taught or thought about by people today? is that how we should go about becoming a better society?

and don't bitch about remakes and shitty comic book movies and bitch at a project like this as well.

fuck beans.

It's not a religion, it's a cult
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 8th, 2008
09:04:03 AM
Personal affairs shouldn't mix with the public persona and the work it sustains. However Cruise tried to mix the two and it blew to his face. It's not just tabloid material, the mainstream media took over as well. I blame them as much as Cruise, but in the end it's still Tom's fault. You can be a superstar without being obnoxious, or promotng a money-hungry cult out of insecurity. Even other Scientologists like Travolta play it down (Battlefield Earth aside, but that one was so much fun it's forgiven).

Controversy aside, Cruise is a great actor when he tries to be, and Valkyrie sounds interesting. Silly accent or not.

Call me a massive cynic if you must.......
by Hint_of_Smegma
Aug 8th, 2008
09:07:04 AM
.....but this movie is going to blow. Tom Cruise as Stauffenberg? Give me a break. He'd have to wear lifts to clear the real guys boots. Beyond that, we've seen the trailer - it was a trailer for a bad film, let's be honest. Unless they've reshot the whole movie in the intervening months, how is it going to clear moments like Cruise's eyepatch turning to the camera with lightening crashing behind him? This film is going to be an insult to the guys who had the courage to risk torture and certain death to take out Hitler. The accent issue is a non-issue really, this film will suck so badly that'll just be the tip of the iceberg. Call this one a big 'pass' from me.
Right on Gatsby
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 8th, 2008
09:07:57 AM
eventually the bitching can still be valid depending on the level of bullshit revisionism displayed in the movie, but one has to wait for the goddamn release.

And Enemy at the Gates/Stalingrad was indeed badass. No silly accent = better movie all the way.

Don't care if it's crusies best performance ever,
by logicalnoise01
Aug 8th, 2008
09:20:50 AM
and sadly even if it is singers best work to date I can't give tom a dime till he wakes the fuck up and drops that scientology BS.
mefrog
by Sith Witch
Aug 8th, 2008
09:26:49 AM
I agree: the thing that makes it stick out (no matter how historically accurate) is that it's Tom Cruise wearing an eye patch. But you know, I bet his performance will trump any reactions that a still photo expresses.
SpencerTrilby
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
09:35:32 AM
what's the difference?
Heil Zenu !!!
by mr dark
Aug 8th, 2008
09:36:39 AM
Well I just don't know if I'll plunk down my duckets for this.. While going to most movies are like sittng down at a gambling table. This one had some serious shit stacked against it to not succeed..
Of course the movie's good.
by Knuckleduster
Aug 8th, 2008
09:37:57 AM
Bryan Singer knows what he's doing.
I hope so
by mefrog
Aug 8th, 2008
09:41:34 AM
I'm totally down for no accents/language if the performances are good enough to justify it. I haven't seen much to give me a solid idea of what it will be like in the trailers.
This guy is green as a
by JuanSanchez
Aug 8th, 2008
09:43:13 AM
PLANT
Ve are here to view ze TAPESTRIES!
by Nasty In The Pasty
Aug 8th, 2008
10:03:43 AM
Zis is a Cassle, und ve haff many tapestries
by Hint_of_Smegma
Aug 8th, 2008
10:08:46 AM
..but if you are Scottish Lord I am Mickey Mouse! Fuck me, I love that flick. Oh and by the way, in case no-one heard, Indy IV sucked ass. Fuck you, Lucas. And my opinion on this ridiculous Valkyrie flick hasn't changed either. It's going to be so bad, they'll need to invent a new word for how bad it is.
The accents thing
by atalcot
Aug 8th, 2008
10:09:25 AM
They really only need to use accents when they have have characters from different countries. It helps having accents in movies like Indiana Jones because it sets them apart, but its pointless in a movie like this where they are all playing Germans.
THIS REEKS OF DAMAGE CONTROL?
by TroutMaskReplicant
Aug 8th, 2008
10:10:09 AM
Well if it's damage control, they took their sweet time getting it together. The bad buzz is months old and the film won't be here for months. Those Tom Cruise in the cockpit ads, now THAT'S damage control.
In fact, I've decided. I AM going to use my enormous fortune
by Hint_of_Smegma
Aug 8th, 2008
10:14:21 AM
to travel across America, visiting every single theatre showing this dreck after it's release, and I'm going to take a shit in each screen showing it so that when the poor deluded fools enter in like the sheep they are to be brain-raped by Tommyboy, they get the visceral smell to go along with the turd onscreen. So there's no mistake about what they're watching. I'm providing a public service, folks.
Not bothering with accents is half acting!
by FILMFUNK
Aug 8th, 2008
10:32:21 AM
WTF!? Sean Connery is about the only actor who never bothered to do any accent EVER and after a while you know going in the Russian Submarine comander's gonna sound Scotch but imagine Christian Bale using his own Welsh Accent for Batman or Ewan McGreggor doing a Scottish Obi Wan Specially as the cast in this are more than capable of thesping a wee bit of hun into their act!

I think Toms German voice must've been sooo shit the rest of the cast were all told not to show him up so now I have to sit in the theatre getting pissed off at the lack of decent line delivery until i 'Get used to it' !? WTF?

Singer And Cruise, Huh?
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
10:32:33 AM
Who do you think granted the first reach-around? I bet they make a cute couple.
he wrecked Superman
by DrPain
Aug 8th, 2008
10:38:10 AM
oh and now he decides to make a good movie? ass.
I Can't Believe...
by Rebeck2
Aug 8th, 2008
10:41:35 AM
How many people on here don't get the accent thing. It's not about absolute authenticity, it's about creating an illusion that makes it easier and more comfortable for the audience to fall into the story. It's simply there to make your imagination fire better and FEEL like its in Germany in WWII. Hearing guys speaking with proper British accents and the short one-eyed guy like he just got done riding a wave in Malibu does NOT inspire suspension of disbelief. I don't know why you can't understand that. Your arguments that they would actually be speaking German blah blah blah are illogical. It's like saying, why put blood on that actor when he gets shot? I mean, we all know he didn't really get shot, so what's the point? Why have the actors in the nude when they have a sex scene? We all know they're not really fucking, so why not do the scene in matching snowsuits? Why have Morgan Freeman play Nelson Mandela, why not Chevy Chase? We all know it's not really Mandela, might as well go for a smart-allecky "Fletch"-type portrayal. Rosie Perez as Betty Ford. Why not?? Seriously...try to apply some logic. It's all fantasy, it's all bullshit, and we all know that, but we want the ILLUSION of reality. Make sense?
One difference anchorite.
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
10:45:40 AM
Blacks are still fucking poor, and Jews still control the wealth of nations.
Tom Cruise In The Cockpit? Or Cock Pit?
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
10:46:16 AM
A pit full of cocks! He would dive in there Mission Impossible style and giggle and moan.
Ganymede
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
10:47:24 AM
White people aren't your enemy, but dumbfuck neocons like anchorite are.
African nations don't have any wealth
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
10:57:20 AM
I case you hadn't noticed.
I'm seeing this
by spectrebeeyatch
Aug 8th, 2008
10:58:39 AM
I dig historical pictures. Also I hate this idea that subtitles ruin movies... It's called learning to read ass hole. Is the educational system that bad here? Holly shit I watch movies with subtitles easily and don't miss anything.
anchorite
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
11:00:28 AM
The most hilarious thing about you is your hypocrisy.

You say all sorts of totally racist stuff against blacks, nearly constantly, but get all bent out of shape when people say anything about jews. If you had ANY shread of credibility, you would be up in arms defending ANY minority who has been or is the victim of racism, bigotry, hate speech, what have you. But you are SO racist, so completely over-the-top hateful, that you can only see it when its directed at your own heritage. Your hate, your bigotry, has become a part of your being to such a crippling degree that you can't separate from it and look at yourself objectively. I mean, you said here that Barrack Obama is essentially a mix of George Jefferson and a gangsta rapper. Why? Because he's black. In your eyes, ALL black people are raging ghetto stereotypes, but then you completely lose your mind when anybody throws your hate back at you. You don't see your raging hypocrisy. THAT is why everybody here fucking hates you and tears you apart all the time. But I guess thats why you come here; desperate for attention, the only place anyone pays any attention to you at all is here. I feel sorry for you.
Anchorite.....
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
11:02:44 AM
I never said anything about reparations you deluded asshole. I'm just sick and fucking tired of seeing movies that elevate the historic suffering of Jews above everyone else who's suffered. These WW2 movies are made so we never forget the Holocaust, I understand and respect that, however, there's allot of other people who've suffered and their stories will never be told on the silver-screen. Slavery was a 1,000,000,000,000 times worst then the Holocaust. However, look how many movies and Oscars have been won that centers around WW2 and the Holocaust. Name one, just one fucking Oscar that has been won by someone making a movie about slavery? ****crickets****
Hey Harry, is that why 'The Alamo' was delayed too?
by Heckles
Aug 8th, 2008
11:03:10 AM
Just wondering.
I Agree, Spectre
by Rebeck2
Aug 8th, 2008
11:03:17 AM
But it makes it easier to spot the idiots in life. If someone says, "I don't like subtitles" - you know you're hangin' out with an illiterate loser, ipso facto. There's no grey area there at all. I went to a movie recently where the ticket person made sure I knew it was subtitled. I asked why and she said people kept coming out and asking for their money back. What do you wanna' bet they all voted for Bush too?
Hobocode I never said anyone was my enemy?
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
11:05:53 AM
Why are you trying to put words in my mouth? I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy in Hollywood. I never said I hated any group or heritage.
Accents, schmaccents...
by OBSD
Aug 8th, 2008
11:06:05 AM
Who cares? I have no desire to see this movie. At all. It could be the Tom Cruise factor. It could be that I'm wary of Singer after Super-deadbeat-dad Returns. It could be that after a lifetime of having World War 2 movies shoved down my throat, I'm more than a little burnt out on the concept. I really just can't bring myself to give a rusty fuck about any more new World War 2 movies unless they're written & directed by Quentin Tarantino.
ganymede
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
11:06:44 AM
Does Driving Miss Daisy count?
No, Driving Miss Daisy doesn't count!
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
11:08:21 AM
But Morgan Freeman was robbed in the Oscars that year:)
ganymede
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
11:09:12 AM
I didn't see your original posts. I was just commenting on what anchorite was saying. I apologize.
ganymede and anchorite
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
11:10:59 AM
you two should sit down and watching Driving Miss Daisy together. Old Jewish woman and here servile black male. you guys can suffer together. "we are the world..."
HoboLoad
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
11:12:36 AM
You really are an atrocious moron.
CockSpaz
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
11:14:37 AM
Good to see you again. I'm only giving those two kids shit. I hate all people equally, Especially rich white males.
Ganymeade
by Rebeck2
Aug 8th, 2008
11:16:26 AM
What is 100,000,000,000,000,000 worse? Maybe you can explain that to me. The "extermination" of six million Jews wasn't as bad as slavery? What measuring stick do you use for that? And why is one people's suffering have to be "better" than another's? Give it up, dude. Slavery has been dealt with in plenty of movies, as it should. The real question is what the fuck does one thing have to do with another? You think there is a limited pie of compassion out there, or you just wanna' be The Biggest Victim? And this film isn't about the Holocaust anyway! Jesus...this is just a stupid fucking argument. How about we all be human beings together? But hey, don't let me put a crimp in your Jew-hating conspiracy theories.
HoboChoad
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
11:18:13 AM
I'm still waiting for you to explain exactly what the "external forces" were that "in part" forced poor Stalin to become the second biggest mass murderer of the 20th Century.

Let me guess -- Jews?

Xenuphobe?
by bobjustbob
Aug 8th, 2008
11:18:56 AM
If you hate Tom Cruise are you considered a Xenuphobe?
Ganymeade's just...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
11:23:31 AM
...playing the zero-sum game. It's the cheapest political tactic in the solar system: no injustice is worth adressing until the greatest injustice of them all is rectified. And which injustice is that? Whatever the person in question feels like.
CockSpaz
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
11:38:15 AM
capitalists. and i don't really think the jews are to blme for everything. i just said that to piss anchohead off. Israel on the other hand, and their lobby, is too blame for a lot of our problems. it just so happens alot of israel's policy dictated by jewish xenophobia.
"capitalists."
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
11:40:35 AM
Which capitalists? And how were they exerting pressure on Stalin? And what kind of pressure makes a person feel that he has to kill millions of his own people?

Cretin.

I knew that would push your button.
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
11:41:40 AM
Too easy.
HoboBlown
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
11:53:47 AM
What's "easy" is your endless string of cop-outs. As soon as you run out of your usual mouthpieced, Marxist-Leninist buzzwords you invariably show yourself to be as intellectually fatuous as you are morally bankrupt.

You've got nothing.

Jews ain't got hell
by rtpout
Aug 8th, 2008
12:02:34 PM
MOVIE SOUNDS GOOD, THOUGH.
If this movie is so great
by ArcadianDS
Aug 8th, 2008
12:03:40 PM
then why did they have to hide it from The Dark Knight? Its been sitting in tin cans for almost 6 months, and will continue to sit in tin cans for another 5 months.

If its the next Saving Private Ryan (which was 5 minutes of glory and 85 minutes of card-board characters and hammy acting), then why are they hiding in tin cans until winter after the summer blockbusters are already gone?

DocPazuzu
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
12:19:05 PM
You don't know shit about me, you dry assfuck. Take your moral superiority and outrage someplace else you fucking pedantic piece of shit.
dude you're a hobo
by ArcadianDS
Aug 8th, 2008
12:21:11 PM
we're all kinda better than you.
Allo Allo
by mulberry
Aug 8th, 2008
12:37:47 PM
Classic trashy british sit-com set in WW2 France. That's how to do accents with class. "I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hind a smoking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty."
Rebeck2, that number was used to make a point
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
12:38:18 PM
However, if you want to get specific. The Conservative number is 60 million. 60 million died during the Slavery Holocaust. And millions more were lost at sea.
Still boycotting Cruise,
by DeCypher44
Aug 8th, 2008
12:38:41 PM
but will put it aside for Tropic Thunder. But ONLY Tropic Thunder.
Eat shit, HoboLoad.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
12:40:04 PM
I know all I need to know about you, you amoral cocksucker.
Anchorite.....
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
12:43:14 PM
Glory didn't have shit do about Slavery. Glory was dealing with the issues of segregation, not the institution of slavery. Birth of a Nation was a fucking racist propaganda film that glorified the terrorist acts of the KKK. Your examples were completely moronic. But I'm still standing by original statement. The Holocaust wasn't the only atrocity to take place. So Hollywood should stop treating at such. And when will it be politically correct to tell Jews to get over it, just as most Americans tell blacks, to just "get over slavery". That's a valid fucking question.
"most Americans tell blacks"
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
12:45:28 PM
Bullshit. Show me statistics that say "most Americans" tell blacks to "get over" slavery.
Oh I forget, any constructive critisism of Jews=Racist!
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
12:47:05 PM
I'm done with this fucking conversation since no one is being intellectually honest.
I Love When Bigots Get Offended By Bigotry
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
12:47:08 PM
Anchorite, you are the king of hypocrisy. Its great to see you get all outraged about anti-semites, but are just fine with racist statments made against blacks. Like, you're crazy about the evils of the Holocaust, but seem just fine with the slavery, lynchings, hangings, shootings of blacks that went on for HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the US. You are a fucking RAGING hypocrite.

Btw, hypocrite, when are you going to enlist in the Endless War you seem so keen on? Let me guess, never? I suppose you have no problem with letting a bunch of black guys fight it for you then? BGAWWWWWWK! CHICKEN HAWK!
Ganymede
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
12:48:57 PM
You want intellectual honesty? How about your provide those statistics I just asked for to back up that outrageous statement.
Just to shut you the fuck up Doc...
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
12:54:41 PM
Take a look at this poll. What a fucking disgrace. http://redblueamerica.com/poll /2008-03-28/poll-should-united -states-apologize-slavery-2078
DocPaz
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
12:55:44 PM
I don't have the numbers your asking Ganymede for, but anecdotally, most of my white friends, most of the people I grew up with, voiced the sentiment that blacks need to get over slavery. Again, nothing scientific about this, but in my neighborhood growing up, that was he majority opinion. I have no idea what the statistics nationwide would be, but I bet they're high.
Ganymede
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
12:59:11 PM
Holy shit! 66%?! Yeah, I'd say that pretty much exposes the underlying racism that permeates the US.
Ganymede
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
12:59:27 PM
Those are in no way or form statistics which back up your assertion that "most Americans" tell blacks they should "get over slavery".
Here's another poll for you Doc
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
12:59:33 PM
http://www.examiner.com/a-6064 92~Apologize_for_slavery__Take _the_poll.html
Fuck You Jew Hunter
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
12:59:43 PM
How the hell is this asshole not banned yet?
LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:01:57 PM
66% of the readers of redblueamerica.com saying America shouldn't have to apologize for slavery isn't the same as racism.
JEW HUNTER
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Aug 8th, 2008
01:02:02 PM
having fun yet? good. because your are about to receive TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
Ganymede, You Should Use TinyUrl.com
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:02:04 PM
For your link posts.
On accents
by Jed Black
Aug 8th, 2008
01:05:46 PM
DocPaz, WHAT?!?!
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:07:16 PM
DocPaz, excuse me, but that IS racism; it shows that the majority of the country is racist or has racist opinions. I mean how could see it any other way? Having the opinion that the US did NOTHING WRONG when they used blacks as slave labor is the very definition of racist ideology -- it was okay to dehumanize this people and use them as slave labor, lynch, and murder them for hundreds of years! How is that not racist?! HOW? I'm actually kind of shocked at you, the guy all bent out of shape about people excusing Stalin for his atrocities. Seriously, man, thats pretty hypocritical.
Damn.
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
01:11:40 PM
That Examiner poll is really scary. That is a tabloid style freepaper here in DC that many blacks read. Very surprised at those results.
No, LaserPants.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:14:49 PM
While there are doubtless racists among them there are plenty of people who find slavery repugnant but don't feel that an apology is constructive or that the fact that the Union fought a Civil War to a great extent against the idea of slavery is enough. There are also people who feel apologies should be issued only for oppression and injustices committed within the Union SINCE the Civil War, and there are also those who feel that reparations should only be paid to the descendants of those injustices and not those committed during slavery.

See what I'm getting at here? There's a lot of nuance here and screaming "racist" at people who feel that there are other ways to right the balance is foolish and inaccurate.

Also, there is nothing in those statistics which states that "most Americans" feel blacks should "get over slavery".

Jew Hunter is the name of a character in 'Inglorious Bastards'
by CarmillaVonDoom
Aug 8th, 2008
01:15:50 PM
Talk about a handle designed to piss people off though. Have fun getting banned.
LaserPants
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
01:16:17 PM
Chillax. I wouldn't take it that far. What the poll says is that people here and now don't want or feel they need to take responsibility for what happened to Blacks in the past. It's still shitty and exposes some latent racism or prejudice, but it's doesn't say peopel think slavery is ok.
The holocaust and slavery
by CarmillaVonDoom
Aug 8th, 2008
01:18:06 PM
Historically, it was without a doubt one of the most horrific undertakings of all time. It has to be said, though, that the tragedy was a HUMAN one, not just against Jewish people but many others. It is estimated that 12 million people died in the machinery of the camp system; 6 million of them were Jews. A majority for sure, but the holocaust certainly doesn't 'belong' to Jews the way that slavery in the U.S. 'belongs' to Blacks. Just imho.
History...
by JOHNCONNORS_FORESKIN_CAMEO
Aug 8th, 2008
01:21:16 PM
Is written by the oppresors not the oppresed. By the way fuck Tom Cruise an his whole... intergalactic shite.
Banzai
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:26:27 PM
Your antics in the Lethal Weapon 5 talkback along with jew hunter are indefensible -- simple as that. Don't give us that bullshit that everyone should be able to say whatever they want in any arena. The fact is there are plenty of racist websites you and your scumbag buddies can hang out in with nobody banning you. In here we prefer not to have to deal with fucksticks like you, no matter what our other differences may be.

In other words, fuck off.

Fuck
by Jed Black
Aug 8th, 2008
01:30:51 PM
Now, I didn't go to the same "Ivey (sic) League college" as some people, but please, hear me out. I have no problem with films that don't employ accents. Some are great, some not so much. My original thought was that if Tom Cruise is still looking for that Oscar, then adopting an accent is a good way to go. If the accent plays then it will enhance the performance, if it sucks... Tom Cruise is notorious for a lot of things and one of those things is his high level of commitment to his craft. Obviously, it was a directorial decision and the results remain to be seen. Sweet Sassy Molassey, how did this innocent little talkback get so political?
But The Civil War Wasn't Fought Over Slavery, Doc
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:31:10 PM
It was fought to preserve the Union. The abolition of slavery was a bi-product of that, it was NEVER the main goal. Hell, Abraham Lincoln himself said he never thought that blacks were equal in status to whites. It was, however, a great way to destabilize the economy of the South -- to eliminate their ability to use free labor. I mean come on, Doc, you're smarter than that. You should know your american history.

Oh, heres a choice quote from Abraham Lincoln himself. Enjoy!

"I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything."

Wow. What a humanitarian.
Plant
by TooWhippy
Aug 8th, 2008
01:37:53 PM
LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:38:16 PM
Are you familiar with the term "straw man argument"? Look it up.

One of the integral parts of the Union which was to be preserved was the abolition of slavery in all states. The South broke free to preserve their slave economy. If the abolition of slavery weren't such a big thing to the Union, they wouldn't have pushed the issue in order to preserve the Union as the Confederacy would never have formed in protest. No matter how you slice it, slavery was THE big issue of the Civil War.

There was still segregation in many parts of America during WWII. Does this mean America shouldn't have fought the Axis along with its allies?

Banzai
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:39:46 PM
Don't try to compare me calling you a "fuckstick" to your use of the word "nigger" in the Lethal Weapon TB. You're full of shit.
Laserpants
by just pillow talk
Aug 8th, 2008
01:39:56 PM
But I can also find other quotes attributed to Lincoln that show a different picture:

"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy." The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln edited by Roy P. Basler, Volume II, (August 1, 1858?), p. 532.

I'm by no means saying he's a humanitarian, but one can throw around many quotes to try and make oneself 'right'.

And I think you, Doc, Gany, Node, have all valid points. I firmly believe that racism is alive and well within America, perhaps not out and out demonstrative as it was in the past. But it is most definitely there.

Fuck, I wish an apology was all it took to eliminate racism. It could be argued that since the government is supposed to be for the people, by the people, that it is that very people that should apologize, regardless of when it happened. I understand where both sides to this are coming from. While we are not responsible for prior acts of racism/slavery, etc, there's no doubt we have the responsibility to fight it now.

I seriously hope that fuckheads like Jew Hunter and Bonzai are the extreme minority.

BTW, I realize you were the subject line Laserpants, but my little spiel was directed only at you. I apologize if it seems so.

fuck, should read "was NOT directed only at you"
by just pillow talk
Aug 8th, 2008
01:41:19 PM
Damn.
Also, Doc
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:41:19 PM
I never said I had statistics that showed most Americans feel blacks should get over slavery. That was Ganymede. I do know that the prevailing opinion in my neighborhood growing up was that blacks should "get over it." Something tells me my neighborhood wasn't the only one who felt that way, though I do not have the data to back it up.

However, I do think that these statistics reveal that the supposition Ganymede made originally is correct. I mean, clearly a person who thinks that the US shouldn't apologize also thinks there is nothing wrong with slavery, and ergo, blacks should "get over it." I mean, I don't think thats making too much of a leap, do you? I mean, really?
BANZAI ROOTSKIBANGO
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Aug 8th, 2008
01:45:15 PM
i like how you showed up just as jew hunter requested your dink ass. i bet you guys wear the same pants. maybe you'll get a two for one special today on TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
Sorry, Doc, You're Wrong
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:45:20 PM
Thats "revisionist history." You know what that is? Look it up.

The civil war was fought to preserve the Union, not to end slavery. Period. Ending slavery was good tactics, it was used to great ends -- destabilizing the Southern economy -- but it was never a matter of humanitarinism and it wasn't the big issue of the war. Preserving the Union was the big issue of the war, and only revisionists believe otherwise. Again, please refer to Lincoln's quote above. You're welcome.
LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:46:51 PM
That's a GARGANTUAN leap of logic. Are you seriously claiming that if someone doesn't feel that an official apology from the United States government is the constructive, correct or relevant way to deal with the past that that person is a racist?

What about all those other examples I mentioned? What about blacks who don't feel an apology or even reparations are the right way of going about it? Are they racist too? Or just "uncle toms"?

Try not to be so myopic.

LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:51:16 PM
The Union could have been preserved without abolishing slavery thus preventing the deaths of hundreds of thousands and weakening the nation for decades. It would have made much more sense for a pragmatic Union if they hadn't pushed for abolition.

The only example of revisionism here is yours.

As for Lincoln, look up "straw man argument" like I said.

Again I ask you: did the segregated America that fought WWII have no moral authority in facing down the Axis?

Laserpants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
01:54:10 PM
I still can't get my head around the fact that you actually said that if someone doesn't think an apology is the right measure, then that person thinks slavery is okay.

That's.... mind-boggling.

Is It Now, Doc?
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:56:31 PM
Is it really? To assume that people who don't see anything wrong with the enslavement of a race just might be racists? Really? Are you sure? Is it that much of a "gargantuan" leap? Or are you just trying to protect your rhetorical ass with overblown hyperbole because it was just handed to you by data you asked Ganymede to show you? I mean, really now, Doc, please. Its okay to back down and admit that you may be wrong. There is no shame in this. In fact, its quite noble.

In terms of the hypothetical blacks who disagree with the apology, maybe they just don't see the point? Oh well. They're entitled to their opinion. Although I haven't yet heard that opinion voiced either in my family or in the community I work, I suppose it must exist somewhere. Like maybe under a rock? In a dream?

Try not to be so blind.
No, Doc, Yoiu'
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
01:57:22 PM
LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:00:40 PM
Are you being willfully dumb? Of course if someone thinks slavery is okay they're racist. When have I said otherwise? what you said, on the other hand, is that the lack of belief in an apology is equal to racism.

Ganymede did not provide any hard data to back up his claim that "most Americans" think blacks should "get over slavery".

Laserpants
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
02:05:59 PM
I hate to agree with CockSpaz here but you ARE reaching. He didn't say that people who don't see anything wrong with slavery aren't racist. He said that people who don't feel they need to give an official public apology for slavery are not neccessarily racist.
Getting over slavery.
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
02:08:16 PM
I have to agree that many people probably do hold this viewpoint. I grew up in Ohio, and not even a rural part, and the prevailing thought then was that Blacks do need to "just get over it."
No, Doc, You're Not Getting It
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
02:09:08 PM
The war was not fought over slavery. Period. It was fought to preserve the Union. Period. The emancipation of the slaves was a tactic to help destabilize the Southern economy, a great political move because it cast the Union in a more positive light that it might have been otherwise. Period. It was ancillary of the goal. I mean, hey it worked out, but there was no humanitarian mission there -- it was just good strategy. Again, see the quote above. Its not really strawman argument if the man said it and believed it. I mean, c'mon, now, don't be silly. Its okay to admit you're wrong. Really, its okay.
Banzai
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:10:01 PM
If you use the words "nigger", "spic", "kike" or others like it in your everyday language then you are a "cunt".
Banzai Rootskibango
by toadkillerdog
Aug 8th, 2008
02:13:36 PM
You are one of the worse types on these boards. You try and rationalize your usage of a word -that most if not all decent people find highly offensive. You say you were only referring to a specific type of black, well who gave you the authority to differentiate between what you consider a " African American gentlemen" and a black person worthy of the disgusting sobriquet you recklessly throw around?

No, not once did you ever try and create this so called distinction until you started backpedalling. Even so, you have said other things that brand you a racist. Remember the comment about everyone should be able to 'own' a Black? If I may borrow a line from the LiberalWarrior, You are a racist piece of baboon shit.

LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:13:40 PM
The "straw man" in this case was you acting as if I had claimed Lincoln was some kind of saint, after which you provided a quote to show how "wrong" I was.

Lame.

You're so off the mark when it comes to the Civil War that I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Each time I've pointed why it would have made more sense to ignore the issue of slavery in order to preserve the Union, you have ignored it, as you have ignored my twice (now third) asked question about WWII-era America.

DocPaz
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
02:14:50 PM
Are YOU being willfully dumb? Or just playing rhetorical games? The lack of belief in an apology for slavery points to an underlying racism. It implies that 66% of the country believes there is nothing wrong with what happened and, ergo, no apology is needed.
Banzai
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:15:37 PM
No, I get your point -- that you are more "civilized" because you don't call people profane things.

You racist cunt.

LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:19:20 PM
No, it does not. The question asked was if an apology should be made. In no way could the respondents explain their answers or add other options which they may have felt were better than an apology.

Again, I must refer you to the examples I listed of various reasons why people could have answered that way.

No, Doc, Wrong
by LaserPants
Aug 8th, 2008
02:21:42 PM
What did you just look up "strawman" recently? I provided the Lincoln quote to show you, and all of those not aware, that Lincoln was not interested in freeing the slaves as a humanitarian goal. Also, to illustrate, that the goal of the Civil War was the preserve the Union, not to free the slaves. Period. And that is the fucking truth, no matter how much you want it to be otherwise. I never said anything about him being a saint or a sinner, I just said that there was nothing humanitarian about it, that emancipation was not THE issue, nor was it the goal of the fucking Civil War. The ONLY goal of the Civil War was to preserve the Union. PERIOD! Thats it! Stop believing in the dream, start reading about the reality. Thanks.

Oh, and if you are going to tear up, do it as the expense of your own historical ignorance.
Let me ask you something, LaserPants:
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:22:34 PM
I have a friend who doesn't believe in an apology for slavery, yet is very vocal about both an apology and reparations paid to African-Americans today for injustices they suffered during the 20th Century.

Is she a racist?

LaserPants
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:25:18 PM
Show me one single white opponent of slavery among the founding fathers who also believed in true racial equality. By our standards they were racist but they opposed slavery on moral grounds all the same.

Your Lincoln quote proves nothing.

The civil war
by toadkillerdog
Aug 8th, 2008
02:26:14 PM
It was not fought over the freedom of the slaves, but was fought over slavery. That is a distinction that must be appreciated. The North and South were at odds for decades. The South was envious of the economic and political power of the North, and aggreived over the perception of the South as backwards, sadists. The expansion westward, was the tipping point. Both slave and anti-slave movements believed that if slavery were prevented in the new territories, slavery in the south would eventually wither. Slavery meant money, meant culture. The south wanted to secede long before the civil war. In fact Lincoln's election pushed the south into almost open conflict because the leaders knew he would never permit slavery in the new territories. Lincoln did not want a civil war. If he could have kept the south in check, and allowed them to keep slavery, without expansion, he would have done so. His hand was forced though when the south declared independance. The war was fought over slavery, but not the slaves themselves.
Also, LaserPants:
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:27:17 PM
1) The WWII America question?

2) The fact that abolishing slavery complicated preserving the Union?

I eagerly await your replies.

Huh?
by HoboCode
Aug 8th, 2008
02:28:35 PM
She doesn't believe in an apology but is vocal about what? that there should be one? That makes no sense.
To clarify:
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:34:15 PM
She believes that an apology and reparations should be paid for injustices committed during the 20th Century, but not for slavery.
Banzai Rootskibango
by toadkillerdog
Aug 8th, 2008
02:35:14 PM
Oh. It was 'joke'? Well, that clears that up. Yes, indeedy. And of course all the other remarks denigrating blacks, er, excuse me, the specific 'type' of black person that you and you alone deem worthy of receiving the sobriquet in question, because it is your opinion after all, all those remarks should just be considered appropriate because you deem it so. Even though most decent people of all races, would be opposed to your opinion. Well, my opinion is that you are a racist piece of baboon shit.
Banzai, I'd like to...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
02:39:11 PM
...add just one more thing to toadkillerdog's post to you:

You're a cunt.

Banzai Rootskibango
by toadkillerdog
Aug 8th, 2008
02:50:30 PM
In your case, baboon shit is highly overrated.
Banzai Rootskibango
by toadkillerdog
Aug 8th, 2008
03:05:45 PM
No.
What is decidedly un-plantlike...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
03:12:00 PM
...about this review is that the reviewer pretty much lays out the entire movie. Plants never do that.
HEY YOU GUYSSS!!!
by Dr. Wordsmith
Aug 8th, 2008
03:19:46 PM
I encountered an australian girl who looked like sloth on yahoo! live. Fact.
I heard they gave Hitler a super-powered son...
by Rupee88
Aug 8th, 2008
03:19:56 PM
and made him into a stalker and not have anyone interesting to fight.
"American Civil War was not about slavery"
by ArcadianDS
Aug 8th, 2008
03:20:30 PM
Guys this is absolutely correct. The American Civil War was not fought over slavery. It was fought over state's rights

Specifically over whether or not States had the right to allow human beings to own other human beings as slaves.

Yeah yeah I know its such an insignificant difference, but Southern Hillibillys are pretty insistent that we clarify this insignificance.

fail
by Dr. Wordsmith
Aug 8th, 2008
03:20:40 PM
damn wrong page
Banzai
by skimn
Aug 8th, 2008
03:22:52 PM
You do seem to have a degree of intelligence, unlike the spewing Jew Hunter. But if you enjoy pushing peoples buttons just to get off on their reactions, you really need a hobby.
Where's Nuclear Man when you need him?
by Liquid Meddle
Aug 8th, 2008
03:45:22 PM
Businessweek praised this movie too
by doubledown44
Aug 8th, 2008
04:52:00 PM
"Folks who have seen near-complete cuts of Valkyrie tell me the movie is a tight, suspenseful, well-made Nazi-esque version of Mission: Impossible without the spy gadgets. Director Bryan Singer (Superman Returns, X-Men) manages to keep you on the edge of your seat, even though you know Hitler survived the attempt ... Will whatever virtues the film has be enough to overcome our last image of Cruise in that gosh-awfully over-verbose excuse for a movie, Lions for Lambs? ... As for Valkyrie, "if you give them a good film, the public will forgive anything you've done in the past," says my friend the marketing whiz."
boy
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
05:34:03 PM
this is like a role call of people who have just flown off the handle and started abusing me. docpazzu rebek2 delpma. It's not revisionist to say the civil war was about a constitutional argument. The original constitution was clear that most power lay with the states, the federal govt only had limited power. This was upheld by presidents such as jackson who, after a supreme court decision went against a state, he commented that the judge could go and enforce it himself. it was not till the gettysburg address that slavery was to be ended. The main point was that the states felt that the federal govt was taking powers not given it by the constitution and so they decided to leave the union. think about this. most people who fought for the south did not have slaves, only the minority did. for a non slave holder it is bad if other people have slaves. we use capital and labour to create output. where there is not much capital, the return on capital is greater and the return on labour is less and vice versa. as someone selling your labour, you don't want to live in a country that has slavery. slavery was against the interests of most who fought for the south, particularly given they had no slaves.

there really is no need to be so rude to each other, for crying out loud. and don't take the above as being for slavery or anything stupid like that, it is disgusting. and also yes i think one can make a movie about the second world war without being guilty about not making a movie about slavery straight after

ArcadianDS
by chipps
Aug 8th, 2008
05:39:12 PM
and i would agree with that. the issue at hand, the tipping point was slavery. which is obviously totally wrong

by Harold-Sherbort
Aug 8th, 2008
06:00:24 PM
Subway makes great sandwiches.
Matters
by Cobbio
Aug 8th, 2008
06:29:16 PM
I'm with others who've written that accents in films DO matter. A whole fucking lot, in fact. I just watched the HBO series "John Adams" on DVD, and was struck by the care every actor, including the young children, put into speaking like early Americans. This wasn't something they HAD to do, of course, but damn I enjoyed it so much more without the distraction of bad diction.

I was a fan of Singer's "Usual Suspects" and a lesser fan of "X-men." "Superman Returns," however, was one of the biggest piles of garbage I've ever seen. Thus I'm skeptical of Singer now. I question his decision-making and wonder whether he's completely lost it. I hope not, but he'll have to have to hit one out of the park to lessen my skepticism.

If German accents aren't ADR-ed into the film, I'm going to skip "Valkyrie" entirely. That's how much the first trailer made me wince. I was actually embarrassed for Singer.

Get your shit together, Bryan, and don't puss out on the details that create drama. American and British accents saturating a serious film about Nazis is laughable. Case in point: "Schindler's List." Did even one character speak with a non-German accent in that film? No. But imagine if they had. Tension destroyed. Foreign atmosphere annihilated. Jewish Holocaust survivors shaking their heads.

Do the right thing, Bryan. Go with accents. It'll make a huge difference.

Oh, and...
by Cobbio
Aug 8th, 2008
06:39:56 PM
Didgeridoo, for all his seeming sincerity, sounds fake to me. He geeked out, sure, but in ways that corporate lackeys are want to do. I call bullshit.
ANOTHER HOLOCAUST MOVIE?!?!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
06:50:56 PM
Oy vey!
doubledown44, Businessweek did not praise the movie
by Creamery Butter
Aug 8th, 2008
06:59:40 PM
Read your quote again. What Businessweek did is report that people have praised the movie. No Businessweek writer has seen it, because Valkyrie sucks and only United Artist's studio shills have seen it ... hey, like the plant who wrote the story. I hope you're better at blackjack than you are at reading comprehension.
MORE CHINESE DIED DURING THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
07:17:57 PM
than in the Holocaust, and I include the forgotten GENTILES that were also murdered by Hitler. That's right, not only Jews were victims. DUURRRR
Cobbio
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
07:22:42 PM
In Schindler's List, the characters weren't all German. The ones portraying Germans spoke with German accents so that they would sound different from the Poles, Czechs, etc.

Using German accents in a film with only German characters is completely retarded.

THOSE CHINESE ARE PUTTING ON A GREAT SHOW ...
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
07:23:42 PM
You don't see them making 100000 movies about the Rape of Nanking, do you?
Actually, BSB...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
07:30:18 PM
...it's not a Holocaust movie.

As for your death toll figure, it's more along the lines of 1.5 to 3 million dead (conservative estimates say 500,000 to 750,000). However, Mao did kill more of his own people than Hitler and Stalin combined during his rule so I'm nitpicking, really.

Well, the Chinese...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
07:32:18 PM
...SHOULD make a million movies about Nanking.
HEY DOC
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
07:37:30 PM
I stand corrected - but this movie looks damned silly. Where are the German accents?!?!

Also, did you know Adolph Eichmann waqs Jewish?

Been drinking, BSB?
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
07:39:24 PM
He wasn't Jewish.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 8th, 2008
07:47:52 PM
He had a stepmother who had Jewish relations. He even visited Palestine -- also irrelevant.
Perhaps you should ' just get over 9/11 '
by PTSDPete
Aug 8th, 2008
07:50:05 PM
HoboCode ?
DOCPAZ
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
07:50:24 PM
Just throwing some trivia out there ...

Hey Doc - you watch the Olympics?

YES, HE DID VISIT PALESTINE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
07:55:46 PM
Because taking Palestine and the creation of Israel was the goal of the Holocaust - to create the base for the One World Government with Jerusalem as the capital.
THE REPARATIONS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE BURIED FOREVER
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:07:26 PM
It's just one of many anchors holding blacks from moving forward. Slavery was horrible but we need to deal with the present day and future.
BESIDES, AFFIRMATIVE ACTION WAS A MANNER OF REPARATIONS
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:09:36 PM
and we all know how well that worked out. Time to moveon.org.
Let's See The Double - Standards :
by PTSDPete
Aug 8th, 2008
08:11:30 PM
A bunch of murderous Middle Eastern terrorist thugs smash themselves into towers, & wipe out 3,000 + lives, and ' the world changed ' ( enough of a justification to piss on all rules and decencies such as the Geneva Convention, and bomb any nation as necessary ). Yet when millions of a people have had their lives razed to the ground for several hundreds of years, whose heavy ramifications and psychological damage reverberate to this day ( i.e. the African situation, mayhem in the ghettos ) , and the perpetuators of which still benefit ( as in the bussinesses and conglomerates who have gotten rich of this enterprise, and continue to feed off of that to this day ), these people are expected to just ' suck it up ' ?!? Come on. Now, I'm not suggesting a similar ' scorched earth ' policy; much less that of taking it out on any other enemies you can name EXCEPT the actual direct perpetuators, and those who have aided and abetted them ( which, by definition would constitute as the maniacal, racist and bigoted behavior ). But an ' official apology ' wouldn't be so damn bad, would it ? Is it a painful act ? Is it going to destroy American values. And it wouldn't be enough. Damaged parties get properly compensated all the time, and put through therapy, and genocide is just something to be sweeped under the rug. So, no. Not even a formal admittance of grave error here that's universally recognized ? Daaammmmnnnn. Get over your arrogance and egoism, step to the plate, and OWN UP, and they can ' get over the slavery '. But then again, those 9-11 victims DIDN'T get enough compensation either. Not when you got that homicidal oilman upstairs who is clearly on the take. Lotsa people else also went on exploiting their all-too-real grief to unleash out their pent up murderous power fantasies onto the planet enough to care where heads should rather be at. At least Iraq got Haliburton, which is BULLSHIT.
Re: DocPaz
by Cobbio
Aug 8th, 2008
08:12:29 PM
You wrote "Using German accents in a film with only German characters is completely retarded." Ok, I understand your point. But I disagree. Without German accents, these characters lose a sense of German-ness that might otherwise exist. Tom Cruise speaking American English as a high-ranking Nazi officer is just Tom Cruise speaking English. It's what he always does. It's boring and smacks of laziness. More importantly, the dramatic elements of the film lose some punch when you constantly have to remind yourself he's German, not an American playing a Nazi.

And are you sure there aren't characters in "Valkyrie" that aren't German? The French waitress? The Czech baggage handler? I say it's horrible idea to have high-ranking Nazi officers speak with non-German accents. Just my opinion.

TOO SOON!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:15:35 PM
Didn't we get a Holocaust movie, like, last year?
AS WACKY AC CRUISE IS
by Broseph
Aug 8th, 2008
08:21:27 PM
HE'S STILL A DAMN GOOD ACTOR
No statements of DENIAL is what's holding them blacks back
by PTSDPete
Aug 8th, 2008
08:21:55 PM
Reparations , like affirmative action, is not a ' cure all ', it's simply JUSTICE. Might as well get rid of the ' lawsuit ' and ' damages ', if it's not going to apply to everybody. And the black people who think otherwise are not racist, they're just INEPT. Well-educated, improved, and decent African Americans don't have to suffer their clear distinct lack of self-respect. That's just the death kneel of civilization right there, really. PONY UP, BITCHES.
No statements of DENIAL is what's holding them blacks back
by PTSDPete
Aug 8th, 2008
08:21:58 PM
Reparations , like affirmative action, is not a ' cure all ', it's simply JUSTICE. Might as well get rid of the ' lawsuit ' and ' damages ', if it's not going to apply to everybody. And the black people who think otherwise are not racist, they're just INEPT. Well-educated, improved, and decent African Americans don't have to suffer their clear distinct lack of self-respect. That's just the death kneel of civilization right there, really. PONY UP, BITCHES.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY CHINESE PEOPLE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:22:32 PM
since the last time I was on Canal Street. Damn!
THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON SLAVERY HAS EXPIRED!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:23:54 PM
and so has the one on the Holocaust!!!!!! Moveon.org!
Cobbio
by Xiphos_2
Aug 8th, 2008
08:24:34 PM
A sense of "Germaness" is also obtained by the characters wearing correct SS and Wermacht uniforms. Showing title cards that say things like Berlin 1944. Period clothing and references all can add to the sense of realisim without resorting to having English speaking characters trying to sport an accent, especially a German accent.

Germanic accents are hard to pull off. The speaker usually ends up sounding like an Agent of KAOS from the old Get Smart TV show or an extra from Spring Time for Hitler.

WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO DRY THAN DWELLING ON SLAVERY AND HOLOCAUST
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:25:44 PM
Open your eyes! The Illuminati Zionist Satanist Antichrists are creating a One World Government, and you're worried about shit that happened 150 years ago?!
THAT'S "FISH TO FRY", NOT DRY
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:26:22 PM
I'm sorry!!!!
Now When Will Somebody Get Rid of G.W.Bush?
by PTSDPete
Aug 8th, 2008
08:26:49 PM
THIS MOVIE IS TOTALLY UNNCESSARY
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:28:25 PM
If you need to feed your anti-Nazi fetish, look no further than the definitive film on the subject - Black Book.
GEORGE W. BUSH IS AN ANTICHRIST
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:29:03 PM
Now we're talking, Petey.
Field Marshall Erwin Rommel?
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Aug 8th, 2008
08:30:06 PM
I see no mention of him on Valkyrie's IMDB profile. A shame if he was omitted, having been forced to suicide over suspected involvement in what I assume to be the plot this film details.

Also, a good example of the strange dichotomy existing in those who served the German cause and fought under the swastika, without ever truly swearing philosophical allegiance to Nazism.

DID YOU SEE BUSH HAVING A LAUGH WITH PUTIN AT THE OLYMPICS
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
08:31:19 PM
while Russia is invading Georgia? That's what Antichrists do - they frolic with glee while innocents die.
Doc, Laser said nothing about reparations.
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
08:35:05 PM
And BSB, AA is only applies to government jobs and contracts, not in the private sector. So answer this, blacks are 12% of the population, about 2% of them work for the Government. So you're making a big stretch when insinuate AA is equivalent to reparations. And one last thing BSB, name one prominent black politician that's campaigning for reparations. ****CRICKETS****
TheJake: Talkback hero of the day
by bravogolfhotel
Aug 8th, 2008
08:37:00 PM
"Highway to the Nazi zone" indeed. Thank Christ my boss didn't hear me laughing.
GANYMEDE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
09:12:13 PM
Do you know what's in store for black people if the Illuminati establish the North American Union? Well let me tell you.

If you think Blacks are at the bottom now, oh nigga, wait until our economy continues to merge with Mexico's. Bush trade secretary, in an extended interview on NPR, said that with regards to immigration, we need MORE migrant workers from Mexico. Yes, he said MORE. Because our economy "needs low skilled" workers to work our farms, and if they don't our farms will be outsourced to Mexi-fucking-co.

At the same damn time, our unemployment rate is rising, (with a large percentage of the unemployed being black). Asked about this obvious contradiction of high unemployment and need for labor, all this Bush antichrist lackey could say was that those jobs are low-skilled and the unemployed are educated.

So do you see what Bush is doing? He's trying to merge our economy with Mexico's by a massive influx of illegal, cheap, practically slave-wage labor, and eventually through a linkage of infrastructure, too.

And once that's accomplished, blacks will be in the worse position by far, when even the American middle class has been destroyed.

Reparations? Holocaust? Give me a break, your future is pretty bleak - never mind your past. Even middle class Jews should be concerned because the Zionists don't regard them as original Jews. Obvously, since they were made to be sacrificial lambs for the greater cause of creating Israel.

BSB I agree about the NAU!
by ganymede3010
Aug 8th, 2008
09:20:20 PM
However, there's a positive element to this equation. We'll get to lay hot Brazillian chics without the hassle of getting a greencard:)-
GANY - IF ONLY!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
09:34:57 PM
But the Illuminati will keep the hot Brazilian chicks for their own slave pool. We don't get shit.
Gus Van Rant
by medicinaluser
Aug 8th, 2008
10:02:34 PM
Agree with your comment at the top strange how others mentioned the delays yet yours was the only to ilicit a reply from BigHarry himself. I thinks the Xenu ref was whats did it.Oh this movie will suck Xenu dick no doubt about it
I'VE GOT THE NEED ... FOR SIEG
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
10:16:01 PM
HEIL!
Re: Xiphos
by Cobbio
Aug 8th, 2008
10:23:14 PM
You wrote "A sense of "Germaness" is also obtained by the characters wearing correct SS and Wermacht uniforms." I'll agree with this, but only conditionally. People wear fake German uniforms all the time and no one knows they're fake. I, for example, wouldn't know whether someone was wearing a real or a studio reconstructed German uniform in a movie. Maybe you could, but I bet 98% of the people of there couldn't tell the difference.

Whereas I can always tell when I hear a poor German accent. It's not terribly hard to speak with a convincing German accent, expecially for actors trained to do such a thing. It's true comically exaggerated German accents like those of KAOS agents are out there too, but lots of good actors have pulled off convicing facsimiles in their performances. It's not hard. It just takes some effort. But, of course, Tom Cruise has never played a character with an accent ever. Not once.

Coincidence?

Everywhere I go
by The Brains
Aug 8th, 2008
10:48:14 PM
white people white people white people! Then you ask me to relax? How? By offering me some of your delicious cuisine? What? Meat and two veg? (We got gravy!) 'Cause you're so cool? Yeah, you're SO hip-hop! You're so Zen! I thought I was in the friggin' Clone Wars when all those Asians were beating them drums in the Olympic stadium! That's how rare it is to for me to see so many other Asians. Have a nice day, honky. Your pal, Rommel.
THAT WAS SOME GREAT OPENING CEREMONY
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
11:01:14 PM
Didn't Cruise do a southern accent in All The Right Moves?

by The Brains
Aug 8th, 2008
11:06:12 PM
I do remember he had an accent in Far and Away.
THAT'S RIGHT - HE DID AN IRISH BROGUE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
11:08:39 PM
in Far and Away ... maybe it was a good idea he stuck with Americanese.
IF INSTEAD OF PICKING ON DANNY GLOVERS DICKBLOOD
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
11:10:54 PM
Apatow had picked on our friend Mohammed Was A Butt-Fucking Pedophile III here, he would've had a fatwa jihad declared on him in an instant. Disaster .. averted.
I would love to fuck Bryan Singer
by Geekgasm
Aug 8th, 2008
11:11:03 PM
But he likes guys a lot younger than me. Which is also a lot younger than him. That's it. Nothing to say about Valkyrie. Although I love Superman Returns. And I'd like to fuck him too. Bah-zing.
HOW ABOUT FUCKING BRYAN SINGER WHILE HE FUCKING
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
11:14:36 PM
Superman? Do gay people do that? Is there a name for this practice?
LINCOLN LIED AND CRACKERS DIED
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 8th, 2008
11:17:17 PM
BSB
by The Brains
Aug 8th, 2008
11:46:54 PM
That practice is called "The Australian Crawl".
Cobbio
by Xiphos_2
Aug 9th, 2008
01:37:00 AM
The point of my post was that the audience will accept the actors as German because they see them on the screen in uniforms or appropriate period clothing.

An accent is not needed to show that the actors are German, especially since they are talking in English. The audience understands that the characters are actually speaking German.

Also my friend I'm not sure if I have ever heard a convincing German accent but I'm willing to concede the point because somebody will point out so and so in some movie and I'l then go Duh how could I forget that.

BSB
by Xiphos_2
Aug 9th, 2008
01:42:12 AM
I mean this in a postive way but did you suffered a major head wound while on your honeymoon? Because you are getting really wierd.
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by chipps
Aug 9th, 2008
03:12:27 AM
rommel was elsewhere. he was kinda in the know but did not really participate. it is true he had to kill himself because of it.
My son's music teacher is a real, honest-to goodness
by half vader
Aug 9th, 2008
03:14:44 AM
German guy, but I've been saying to my wife how strangely 'stereotypically German' not just his accent but the timbre of his voice is. Yes, he sounds like a Kaos agent.

Or Benny Hill doing his German shtik. Crazy!

Bottom line, Cobbio:
by DocPazuzu
Aug 9th, 2008
03:44:50 AM
A person who, while watching Valkyrie, either forgets Cruise's character is a German or is otherwise confused by the historical facts being played out on screen, is too fucking stupid to be let out of the house without a helmet.
Mohammed
by DocPazuzu
Aug 9th, 2008
03:51:21 AM
Slavery couldn't have been abolished without preserving the Union. That South Carolina seceded was a preemptive measure based on their desire to preserve their state's right to retain slavery.

No matter what was said by Lincoln at what stage, and no matter what deals were struck with border states, the overriding goal of the preserved union was to end slavery.

Circular arguments can be trotted out where the timeline of officially stated policies are shown as proof that slavery was a minor issue, but the fact is that it was the most immediate goal of the preserved union -- regardless of what Lincoln said to soothe the fears of the general populace in certain states where fear of emancipated blacks was strong.

Superman Returns
by Kizeesh
Aug 9th, 2008
04:12:52 AM
Wasn't a bad film, it was a very good movie in the vein of films they stopped making in the early 80's because they were rubbish.

As a homage to the style of the superman movies it was spot on so I didn't hate it, I mildly found it entertaining, not great but not bad.

DocPaz
by Cobbio
Aug 9th, 2008
08:06:06 AM
I'm laughing damn hard at your assessment of people "being too fucking stupid to be let out of the house without a helmet". This visual could be the basis for a television pilot.

Both you and Xiphos have made solid arguments as to why German accents aren't necessary for "Valkyrie" to be good. I'll concede your points and try to keep an open mind.

And maybe use the visual of a man so fucking stupid he needs a helmet to exist as inspiration for a Comedy Central pitch. Thanks for that.

XIPHOS
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 9th, 2008
09:30:05 AM
Hey man ... I recently went through a voyage of discovery on the topic of New World Order. The recent Religion talkback exacerbated my seeking out more information.

If only out of curiosity, if you open your mind to the mere possibility of these secretive dealings shaping our world and look at current events through that prism, a lot of things make sense where they didn't before. Everything from trade, immigration, war, economy ... everything.

For starters, if you're curious, check out on Google video the documentary "Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement" and this website: http://www.illuminati-news.com /mission-statement.htm ...

RIP Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac is dead!?
by ironic_name
Aug 9th, 2008
09:39:52 AM
thats a damn shame.

now there is a comedian who's death IS a shame.

This sucks that Bernie is gone.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 9th, 2008
10:14:25 AM
Who's the next two to go. This ain't right America. I loved his show because he didn't take crap from the kids like you see in so many sitcoms today. Bernie was a genius.
On to Valkyrie: look at the cast...
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 9th, 2008
10:17:10 AM
Who wouldn't pay to see Cruise, Nighy, Wilkinson, and Stamp.
Where's the obit on Bernie?
by mefrog
Aug 9th, 2008
10:19:54 AM
This year has been too much...
by mefrog
Aug 9th, 2008
10:20:38 AM
Losing too much talent...
RIP Bernie Mac and Valkyrie
by The_Fredo
Aug 9th, 2008
12:34:45 PM
The last movie I can think of that had so many issues and pulled out the win was Titanic. Can Valkyrie be something similar? Don't know.

The movie sounds interesting. Then again the topic always was interesting. It's the delivery that will determine how good or bad it is.
BSB
by Xiphos_2
Aug 9th, 2008
02:07:21 PM
Alex Jones you're basing this new run of nonsense on Alex Jones? Shakes head and walks away. Thats just sad to hear. You hold some really goofy opinions but I never took you for a scared little person living your life in fear.

Please hold off on the Alex Jones Defense. I've heard him for years on Coast to Coast AM and I've seen info wars and prison planet I'm familiar with his brand of BS. Answer this one question for me without recycling Jones defense. If Alex Jones is such the scourge(his words) of the Bilderbergers and the Bilderbergers bosses, the all powerfull Illuminati, why is still alive?

Check that never mind. I'm not even going to bother.

bernie mac
by Zozma
Aug 9th, 2008
02:11:12 PM
wouldve called you all niggers. and byrd would have called you white niggers. and both would have been in ss uniforms trying to sprichen der whateverthefuck. you know. to better immerse you.
Really want to give it the benefit of the doubt but
by Clarice Starling
Aug 9th, 2008
03:30:09 PM
I can't quite get past my knee jerk reaction of doing a spit take every time I see Tom Cruise dressed like a nazi with an eye patch. Maybe I can desensitize myself by the time the movie comes out by looking at it every other day...but I doubt that will be enough. The cast is amazing. The plot sounds good. BUT when 1 nazi has an American accent surrounded by British and German accents.. thats distracting. This isn't an episode of Sliders or Quantum Leap.. I expect more realism from this subject manner.
You Got To Love How...
by dogstar69
Aug 9th, 2008
05:26:48 PM
studios always try to keep storylines secret, scripts printed on special paper so it can't be copied, actors only getting to read they're own parts, security guards on set... yet, they are happy to write a review giving away the entire story to a website that has in the past been blamed for ruining a movies chance at success. Yet still some declare that early positive reviews are the work of a plant...
Whatever
by ArmySmithaz
Aug 10th, 2008
03:07:12 AM
The story is true...and it's about ww2, it can't be all that bad.
"If you’re gonna be purist about it, they’d be speaking German"
by hoisin
Oct 15th, 2008
06:20:19 AM
WTF?! How can you have a film about German soldiers when they use American accents? What an American thing to say!
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