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Kevin Smith's ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO gets R rating with no cuts!!

1st by BrightEyes	Aug 6th, 2008 01:39:42 PM
dark knight is the greatest
First! by mrplowking	Aug 6th, 2008 01:40:28 PM
Can't wait for the unrated blu-ray...
I'm sure it will be rated "12" in Germany. by DerLanghaarige	Aug 6th, 2008 01:40:33 PM
Sex isn't a problem for us. Most of your R-Rated comedies, like American Pie or Superbad are viewable for 12 year olds here. Just the "violent" movies like Iron Man (yes, I said Iron Man!) give the German rating board the creeps these days. (It REALLY is like 1989!) I guess we are even :)
wow, a "first" poster who actually was..imagine that by Bouncy X	Aug 6th, 2008 01:40:41 PM

Good call by Sparhawk38	Aug 6th, 2008 01:41:05 PM

wow by The Dum Guy	Aug 6th, 2008 01:48:21 PM
I guess this means it will be good... since the director hasn't had to compromise his "vision".
so when will the mpaa be abolished by bacci40	Aug 6th, 2008 01:53:34 PM
after dk gets released as pg13, why does no one question the methods of the mpaa...its a bullshit org setup to protect the big studios...smith won this round, but he is now a big name...he puts zack and miri out 10 years ago, and it stays nc-17...maybe if one year, every studio and every indi got together and chose not to submit their films to the mpaa, we could be finally free of this dinasor
Bacci40 by DerLanghaarige	Aug 6th, 2008 01:57:36 PM
Clerks was originally rated NC17 too, but then got an R-Rating on appeal for its uncut version. While the MPAA is without a doubt questionable, it's probably not because Smith is a "big name".
"no additional cuts" by Rupee88	Aug 6th, 2008 02:01:31 PM
but a lot of cuts were already made to get it down to an R.
two girls one cup????? by Varakor	Aug 6th, 2008 02:07:13 PM
Really???? Seriouslly??? Just thinkin about that video makes me wanna....masturbate..... what? huh? I was kidding!! Congrats to Kev, yea i do hope he has a seriouslly off the wall flick for the DVD/ Blu Ray release
NC-17 or R...who cares? by Sailor Rip	Aug 6th, 2008 02:20:23 PM
When I want comedy I watch a comedy, when I want fucking i watch porn. Do I really care how much nudity is allowed in a Kevin Smith film? Do I really care that they can push the boundries of shit and cum jokes?
The real porno... by zacdilone	Aug 6th, 2008 02:23:10 PM
...is watching AICN suck Kevin Smith's dick every chance it gets. Dude is an untalented fanboy whose 15 minutes were up 16 minutes ago.
It's a pity Elizabeth Banks isn't naked by BrowncoatJedi	Aug 6th, 2008 02:23:31 PM
That was the only reason I'd ever put up with Smith's tired dirty jokes and schmaltzy ending.
Bacci40 by longawayy	Aug 6th, 2008 02:42:52 PM
is right about the MPAA & The Dark Knight. Giving that film a PG-13 shows how corrupt ,"buyable", and out of touch they really are. If that movie had been exactly the same, but did not use the names Batman and Joker, there would have been no question that it was worthy of an R.
Should have got an X rating........... by Dick Bahls	Aug 6th, 2008 02:53:41 PM
......if we have to see any part of Rogan naked. By the way, no matter what Kevin Smith tries to portray in his "films", the nerds mostly do not end up getting the hot chicks in real life. And the few that think they got lucky (you know who you are, usually with plenty of dough)should check out that "personal trainer", "old friend of the family", or "guy she knows from pilates" while your sitting at your "Bunghole-Numb-a-thons" because she's probably having a "Bunghole-Numb-a-thon" of her own.
I'm with you, BrowncoatJedi by Blanket-Man	Aug 6th, 2008 02:55:56 PM
How does Smith make a movie with that title, premise, and, now, rating, and NOT get Banks naked?!? Damn you, Kevin Smith! is the new Damn you, Michael Bay!
I like Kevin Smith talkbacks... by MCVamp	Aug 6th, 2008 02:57:42 PM
They always turn into these raging flame wars. Which is more entertaining than trying to sit through Clerks 2 again (I didn't think Jersey Girl would actually be only his SECOND worst movie.) Mallrats still elicits a few chuckles though.
Awesome by Posthumos1	Aug 6th, 2008 03:00:12 PM
Silent Bob wins again.
will it star MAX HARDCORE? by la_sith	Aug 6th, 2008 03:01:30 PM
If not, forget it.
This movie sounds like typical KS crap. by TooWhippy	Aug 6th, 2008 03:05:22 PM
I'll skip it.
I never got how dark knight supposedly deserves an R by mefrog	Aug 6th, 2008 03:15:20 PM
there's bloodless violence and no language or sex or drugs or anything. What makes it R?
but the MPAA is still a lousy piece of shit by mefrog	Aug 6th, 2008 03:16:17 PM
for various reasons
Good news by JoeSixPack	Aug 6th, 2008 03:26:37 PM
MPAA/censorship sucks.
Cant wait to see that one, as for all you cunts by bongo123	Aug 6th, 2008 03:29:02 PM
wailing on his parade, fuck off and make your own movies! the guys a genuine movie geek like most people on this site but instead of sitting on his fat ass in some basement ranting about movies he took his fat ass outa his basement and made one! now strikes back was fucking terrible... but were all allowed 1 fuck up but clerks 2 was funny as hell and had the cinema over here in fucking hysterics, i think the guys pretty cool for a yank, id buy him a pint o guinness!
Come on people, we need 100 more posts...... by gregniz	Aug 6th, 2008 03:37:41 PM
about how Kevin Smith sucks. I don't think everybody gets it yet. Oh wait, you guys are all assholes and nobody could give two shits about what you think. My bad I almost forgot.
Shout out for Kevin by onusbone	Aug 6th, 2008 03:53:51 PM
I gotta say that I think that "Clerks" got an entire generation of slackers into indie film better than the indie film "Slackers" did.
Clerks 2 sucked. by TheWaqman	Aug 6th, 2008 03:54:15 PM
I blind bought the DVD because I loved Clerks 1, what a fucking mistake that turned out to be.
Clerks 2 sucks? by Varakor	Aug 6th, 2008 04:10:53 PM
Really? I laughed my ass off at that movie. The only part i hated was the musical/ dance number. I usually skip right past that. And I think i'm the only guy that actually enjoyed Jersey Girl for what it was, a bonding father/ daughter flick. It was cute and fun (especially the sweeny todd bits). what you guys thought jay and silent bob were gonna jump out and yell "snootch to the muthafuckin nootch"? its a grown up flick, accept it for what it is.
Don't insult Kevin Smith by nascentia	Aug 6th, 2008 04:17:34 PM
Or he will shit in your sink, and maybe even your shower. Trust me. TRUST ME.
Sex vs. Nudity by JimBobCooter	Aug 6th, 2008 04:30:11 PM
It is interesting, though, that for as dirty and descriptive and "sexually frank" as all his movies are, he always shies away from any real intimacy or sexual connection or sexual nudity. Almost like he can talk about it, but never just let the characters experience it. There might've been a sex scene in Chasing Amy, but it didn't leave an impression. This would be the perfect movie to actually have two characters connect while having sex, but we'll see if he saves it all for Katie Morgan sex jokes. Just a curious observation.
Silent Bob? by Fletch Gannon	Aug 6th, 2008 05:28:40 PM

Silent Bob? by Fletch Gannon	Aug 6th, 2008 05:29:49 PM
Is that a blowjob on a porno with the sound turned off?
Kevin eats balls. by Loosejerk	Aug 6th, 2008 05:37:10 PM
Kevin has said that this movie is the best looking movie he has shot. I believe that translates into a movie that looks like shiny shit. People get uppity when others call Smith a hack. When you feign to be a director as you have no actual directing skills...I'd say you're a hack...or a redneck.
H-A-C-K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by crackerfarmboy	Aug 6th, 2008 05:39:10 PM
Kevin Smith is a hack. Who gives a shit what he is working on?
You may think he's a hack... by Sir Not	Aug 6th, 2008 05:48:17 PM
But his movies make a profit. That's what its all about. And because they always make a profit, he's able to keep making whatever he wants to, starring his friends and wife and never have to apologize to anyone. Sounds like the life to me; get paid to live the dream surrounded by your family and friends? I'll take two please.
The MPAA doesn't censor anybody... by Banzai Rootskibango	Aug 6th, 2008 06:05:12 PM
...all they do is slap on a recomended viewing age which gets extreme once it hits NC-17. Anybody can make whatever movie they want to make and that goes for Smith too...they may just get slapped with the NC-17...I don't care about that, I'm old enough to watch whatever the fuck I want but it's these greedy Hollywood mother-fuckers that insist on avoiding the NC-17 thereby requiring filmmakers to change their material in order to make more money. Don't blame the MPAA, blame the suits! The day that I have kids I want to know exactly what it is that they are watching and the MPAA is a great help in such a matter.
Go to this link by Arteska	Aug 6th, 2008 06:44:27 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm000 3620/ And then keep pretending like your put downs of Smith mean a damn thing. He's doing what he loves doing and is apparently making a good living off it. Table your jealousy nerdlings you make yourselves look even more foolish than usual. We need another Talkbacker beatdown scene in a movie imo.
Well that link was bad by Arteska	Aug 6th, 2008 06:45:26 PM
Try this one: http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all &q=Kevin+Smith&x=0&y=0
Sweet! Kevin's back! by malificus	Aug 6th, 2008 06:55:26 PM
Always good news when Kevin Smith's got a new flick to entertain and challenge us with! Shades of classic Marx Brothers and the Crosby/Hope travel movies in Jay and Silent Bob, and rare is the movie that makes you laugh and cry in equal measure the way Jersey Girl did. I can't wait! Smith doesn't get near the respect he deserves as both director and writer of some of the most true-sounding dialogue in movies today, not to mention what a top-notch comic book writer he is as well as a groundbreaking comedian bringing back the lost art of comedy emoting old school as Silent Bob! I'm going online now to confirm the release date and try and put in for my tickets now, do they sell them this early in advance?
The final word in sarcasm. by malificus	Aug 6th, 2008 07:15:00 PM

Fuck Censorship by Broseph	Aug 6th, 2008 07:20:07 PM
i loved how this movie is not yet rated really opened people's eyes 2 what bullshit the mpaa has been perpatraiting for years.who has the right to say that's too much???
YEAH! I can't wait. by Roketopunch	Aug 6th, 2008 07:31:20 PM
I was at the Z&MMAPORNO panel at Comic Con. The clip was hilarious and Smith may have outdone himself this time. Maybe his best film.
Kevin Smith... by SunTzu77	Aug 6th, 2008 07:48:13 PM
Not a big fan...but, I don't hate him...and I respect his passion of film. I really believe he needs to explore other genres.
Way To Go Kev, by Raphman	Aug 6th, 2008 09:27:14 PM
And all you haters can suck my balls, this movie will rock and you failed at life.
2 girls 1 cup ladies are in the movie? HAHAH by BurgerKing	Aug 6th, 2008 09:44:47 PM
how did they possible get in contact with these people
mefrog on Dark Knight rating by BurgerKing	Aug 6th, 2008 09:49:46 PM
I agree I don't think it's R material but people all say "two face's face was so horrific, there was visible FLESH!!! FLESH AND TENDONS therefore R." Sure it was realistic and pretty nasty looking but it wasn't a Romero piece with the insides falling out.
BluRay by enderandrew	Aug 6th, 2008 09:54:00 PM
Considering the stuff they cut was graphic sex scenes with Katie Morgan, yeah, I'm looking forward to the BluRay release with the cut scenes. And I just don't buy all the haters. I still say they're jealous of a guy with the sack to put himself out there and make films. He writes comic books, writes geeky dialogue, is very accessible to fans, and is amazingly honest about who he is. Yet losers here try to bring the dude down.
People bring Smith down... by malificus	Aug 6th, 2008 11:34:09 PM
..for the same reason they bring everything down, auto-response. But beyond that the guy has been getting continually shittier and you guys can suck Smith's ass about how he does things his way and he's accessable and all that but all the good intentions in the world still won't make Clerks 2 suck any less and you know it.He made one good movie, Clerks, a succession of undeniably suckier flicks as he goes on and people love to kick a guy on his way down...or all the way down, however you prefer to look at it. He may be a great husband and dad but if he's got an Ace up his sleeve he better fucking play it soon because he's been suckin, and you fucking-well know it. Who cares what Smith does anymore? Starting a talkback with his name on it gives everyone a chance to chime in about how much he sucks and that seems to have more worth these days than his films do. That's pretty fucking lame.
Capone, did he give you shit for the way you treated by GQtaste	Aug 7th, 2008 03:11:28 AM
that whore Paris? You're a pussy!
Also this guy and Eli Roth have about the same talent by GQtaste	Aug 7th, 2008 03:16:54 AM
Roth may have the edge on Smith though, but it's still close. Ah, what am I talking about? They're both a waste of space behind a camera. Both totally talentless w/o an original thought between them.
Listen, by GetEveryone	Aug 7th, 2008 03:33:15 AM
if it eats up a couple of hours; provides a few laughs;gives me the opportunity to beat off to it:well, i'm there. In all seriousness, I'd forgotten about the existence of 2 girls 1 cup until reading this article. Now i have to begin locking those memories away once more.
Reason not to watch another Smith movie. by Stalkeye	Aug 7th, 2008 04:51:30 AM
Clerks 2. Oh and before that,Chasing Amy, Mallrats,Dogma,(even Carlin and Rock couldn't save this shitfest.)Jersey Girl.um, did i leave anything out?
2 girls...one cup vs. Harry's bachelor party by redfist	Aug 7th, 2008 05:34:43 AM
but will have you tasting bile.
Fucking Talkbackers by gregniz	Aug 7th, 2008 09:25:12 AM
All of Kevin Smith's movies suck? That means you've seen them assholes. If you haven't, then how can you comment on them. So basically all you haters are helping out his carreer, so thanks!
Gee's-us-CHRIST........... by ASKEWD	Aug 7th, 2008 10:18:04 AM
Some of you people are unbelievable. You have every right in the world to dis-like Kevin's movies, but that doesn't make them bad movies. Just means YOU don't like them. Obviously, there are people who do. So statements like "Clerks 2 sucked, And u Know IT!!!1!", are just pointless. You people who come on here just to cut Kevin down personally because you dont like his movie's, i think your a bunch of pathetic morons, who are jealous of Kevin for doing what you can't. OOOOOO, I said it in a talk-back forum, it must be true right? If you dont like what Kevin does, then ignore it. Why waste your time to come on here and call him a fatass? Do you think you are "sticking it to him" or something. You think he is gona read it and stop doing what he does. No. He will continue to make the movies he wants to make. Some people will like them, some people wont. Its been that way for 15 years now, and, I hope, will remain that way for many more to come. Your hissy-fits and petty shit talking are not going to change it. Just as my rant here will not dissuade you from said, fits and shit talking. But I am a huge fan of Kevin's, both his movies and the man personally, so I spoke my piece. Now, to say what I came here to say, congrats on the R Kevin. Cant wait to see this flick. Keep doing what your doing sir.
Big fan of the Fett, are you? by Abominable Snowcone	Aug 7th, 2008 11:26:14 AM
Why did you bring this man into my command center?
RE: kevin smith (doesn't deserve capital letters) is a HACK!! by dogstar69	Aug 7th, 2008 11:45:10 AM
"kevin smith (doesn't deserve capital letters) is a HACK!! by Gus Van Rant Aug 6th, 2008 07:37:50 PM Duck Shit > kevin smith...Hey kevin, I hope this means you can use fart and cum jokes for 90 minutes like every other movie you have done. Hey, here is an idea, try and use "cockstain" more than once this time...the 13 year olds will LOLZ!" WHAT THE FUCK IS LOLZ? (deserved capital letters)
RE: kevin smith (doesn't deserve capital letters) is a HACK!! by dogstar69	Aug 7th, 2008 11:45:14 AM
"kevin smith (doesn't deserve capital letters) is a HACK!! by Gus Van Rant Aug 6th, 2008 07:37:50 PM Duck Shit > kevin smith...Hey kevin, I hope this means you can use fart and cum jokes for 90 minutes like every other movie you have done. Hey, here is an idea, try and use "cockstain" more than once this time...the 13 year olds will LOLZ!" WHAT THE FUCK IS LOLZ? (deserved capital letters)
Kevin. It's time you made a movie without dick and fart jokes by Toby___Wong	Aug 7th, 2008 03:30:02 PM
Seriously, dude. I think you would be able to make something really cool. But this dick and fart jokes get old. And seriously, if people can laugh only when there are dick and fart jokes I really pity them. Kevin, you have shown you can make funny scenes without dick and fart jokes so how about a whole movie without dick and fart jokes ?
smith used to be cool by misterorange	Aug 7th, 2008 04:06:29 PM
kevin smith was alright in the 90s, but his same bullshit nowadays is just old. he's outdated and irrelevant. i used to be a fan but now i just think it's pathetic! lose 100 lbs, shave the goatee, put yourself in your own movies without the bs 'no speaking part until i have something significant to say' and become the white m. night making scarrreeeee movies. now that's one way to reinvent your self, smithy!

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