Honestly, if you don't like the column, there are a dozen other articles each and every day.

We get it, chumpies. You don't like it when your mommy reads anything to you about anything that happened before you were born - in other words, anything before the 21st century. The thing is, your mommy reads you things you don;t like because she doesn;t like you - you were a mistake, she never meant to have you.

Personally I can't imagine anyone coming to AICN and reading every single article, let alone expecting every single one of them to be something they're interested in.

I'd think the title would usually be enough to let you know that this is a review of a movie you may not be interested in. Is the ADD that bad that you click on links before you can even read the headlines?

REally, children, if you don;t like it here, just go play with your games and leave the grown-ups alone. We're trying to discuss old movies here, something you don;t know anything about. And what you're doing is unworthy of the dignity of being called trollish. You're just childish attention grabbers. Now hush.