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BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA is "Like History Written with Tapatio"!!

Disney back in the toilet by Shepard Wong	Jul 29th, 2008 02:00:28 PM
Sad
All I could think while I sat through this trailer.... by jimmy_009	Jul 29th, 2008 02:04:54 PM
...was why are they doing this to me? Seriously, I've never had that reaction before, even with really terrible movie trailers I never felt personally affronted. But this felt like it was actually being inflicted upon me. I felt bad for myself but also for everyone else in theater. It's one of those things where you don't even want to make eye contact with someone for fear of actually sharing in that shame.
That earthquake kicked ass! by Speed Fricassee	Jul 29th, 2008 02:04:55 PM
I was in Santa Monica. Where you YOU!?
Where they belong by nastee_flembot	Jul 29th, 2008 02:05:46 PM
In the Bowl
Hollywood by mrbeaks	Jul 29th, 2008 02:06:53 PM
Aside from Pekar tipping over, a bunch of precariously stacked shit slid off my DVD shelf. That was a helluva jolt!
Beverly Hills Cop V by Squashua	Jul 29th, 2008 02:09:15 PM
As long as we get more detective work involving Crazy Glue fingerprinting, I'm happy.
Beverly Hills Whogivesafuck by DocManhattan	Jul 29th, 2008 02:10:51 PM

you know... by maxwell's hammer	Jul 29th, 2008 02:10:56 PM
...that a review for this movie only flies if the movie is kick-ass awesome and we geeks must be alerted to its crotch-kicking amazingness... ...or if the reviewer finds as many possible ways to entertainingly shit all over a movie that no one here is likely to go see. A review that attempts to examine this movie seriously seems kind of awkward. Like the mentally retarded kid at your birthday party who keeps making lame or nonsensical jokes but everybody laughs anyway just to be polite.
John Lasseter, Were Are You? by kevinwillis.net	Jul 29th, 2008 02:11:18 PM
Didn't have the clout to pull the plug on this travesty, huh? Soon, very soon.
As balls-deep stupid as BHC looks... by MCVamp	Jul 29th, 2008 02:14:57 PM
When I went to see Wall*E there were a ton of kids and their pasty soccer moms giggling their tits off during the preview for this. Don't underestimate Disney's ability to successfuly cater to the mentally feeble.
Voiced by the amazing Drew Barrymore? by el_pops	Jul 29th, 2008 02:16:08 PM
Amazing Drew Barrymore?? what the fuck is this guy on?
who gives a fuck? by Cedar_Room	Jul 29th, 2008 02:16:43 PM
that trailer made this film look like the most awful cringe inducing piece of shite I've ever seen. And this from the once proud name of Disney - you'd expect that shit from Dreamworks maybe. Also, I can't make my mind up about this reviewer - he starts off like he's going to say this movie is utterly crap but goes on to say how hilarious the writing is and how kids will love it. Looks like crap, probably is crap, this guy is Plant-esque.
quake was fucking awesome by ossisk	Jul 29th, 2008 02:17:23 PM
everyone in my office ran the fuck out, awesome coincidence taco truck was outside.
CHI-WA-WA! CHI-WA-WA! CH-WA-WA! by Nasty In The Pasty	Jul 29th, 2008 02:18:54 PM
Trailers for shit like this make me dread seeing even great "family" movies like Wall-E, knowing I'm literally held captive and can't even bad-mouth what I see, lest I get dirty looks from the parents.
disney by hulkbuster	Jul 29th, 2008 02:20:08 PM
somewhere a disney exec needs beaten to death with a rock
Why?? by evilmasterfoo	Jul 29th, 2008 02:20:49 PM
Why is this on AICN? Why does the film even exist? Why would anyone go see it, even for free???
LOOKS ABYSMAL by DrSherlockHouse	Jul 29th, 2008 02:21:04 PM
Actually...they could have had something with this...saw a trailer in front of Step Brothers...not sure why...for this flick. It was just George Lopez doing a riff on a Che Guevera speech...actually kinda funny...that would be the route I'd have gone...this is just...well, it'll make a bajillion dollars because kids like talking animals and girls like Paris Hilton.
Where is Lasseter? by BartholomewNeff	Jul 29th, 2008 02:24:05 PM
Lasseter is in charge of animation, Kevin. He doesn't have any clout with live action. That may change if 1906 does good and if John Carter winds up being live action and also being good. Those pics are about 3 or 4 years away though. If Bolt and Princess do well it may give him more say in live action, but right now he's got his hands pretty full with Disney and Pixar feature animation, Disney television animation and working with imagineering. The guys only one dude, after all.
Now I want to see the Muppets go to Mexico! by OBSD	Jul 29th, 2008 02:25:39 PM
Just for the Donkey Show scene!
Not on a bet. by the_patriot	Jul 29th, 2008 02:29:53 PM
Sooo...was anyone actually expecting this to do anything BUT suck? And I don't know where these people are who are laughing at the previews - but I've worked as a field tech and projectionist for 18 years and this is one of the few trailers that I've actually gotten (repeatedly!) audible boos from the audience. Not "That looks cute" or "Catchy song" or "Mommy I wanna go see that" but "BOOOOOOO." The Che Guevara trailer was actually amusing with the rant about being treated like objects - until you see the new trailer about how they're treated like objects. Schizo marketing for an idiotic movie. Thanks, Disney. Anyone else wanna go help "Dark Knight" make its $400 million instead of supporting this crap?
I'll say it first... by OBSD	Jul 29th, 2008 02:30:02 PM
This guy's Planty McPlanterson. After I watched the ocular rape that was that trailer, anybody who has anything remotely good to say has to be in the employ of the studio.
Culver City/Quake...my 14 inch Optimus Prime by Brians Life	Jul 29th, 2008 02:36:24 PM
...is now in several 14 inch pieces. Thanks alot, plate tectonics!
EARTHQUAKE!!!!!! by Kirbymanly	Jul 29th, 2008 02:40:57 PM
Seconds after the quake there was a mexican guy running down the street, screaming at the top of his lungs..."Piiiiizza! Fi-dolla piiiiizza!" Just when I thought seeing a homeless guy wearing a full wet-suit and eating Meow Mix was strange enough, L.A. just keeps getting sranger
this by ben04	Jul 29th, 2008 02:48:12 PM
looks like ass. that wasnt a review at all
OBSD...re: Muppet Donkey Show by MCVamp	Jul 29th, 2008 02:52:12 PM
There are so many reasons why that would be funny. first and foremost, the talking donkey. Pepe the Prawn and Gonzo's reaction? Icing on the cake.
amazing Drew Barrymore? by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Jul 29th, 2008 02:53:48 PM
really? amazing?
earthquake by applescruff	Jul 29th, 2008 02:55:08 PM
my bed started moving and shaking. it felt like someone was playing a fucking joke on me. like someone was under it and shaking it. fuck this chihuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua huahua shit
This movie just perpetuates the stereotype... by Inglorious Bastard	Jul 29th, 2008 02:56:05 PM
...that George Lopez is funny
cnn is fucking ridiculous by applescruff	Jul 29th, 2008 02:58:02 PM
they're making this quake seem like such a big deal. you heard it here first folks. it was 3 FUCKING SECONDS of bullshit. nothing serious happened. nobody got hurt, nobody died. hell, with the exception of that dude's optimus prime (i feel for ya), i'm not sure any property was damaged. i've lived in la for 2 years now and this was my first quake experience. it was enough to make me say "that's it?"
applescruff...GET OUTTA BED! by Brians Life	Jul 29th, 2008 02:58:22 PM
It's after 12, slacker!
No more CGI animal movies by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 29th, 2008 02:58:59 PM
For the love of all that is holy.
OBSD, re: plant by KillerTomato	Jul 29th, 2008 03:02:23 PM
Amen! Huge, leafy, photosynthesizing plant. After the trailer for this that was attached to WALL-E, I turned to my wife and said, "We are all dumber now for having watched that. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their souls." Even my 3-year-old said, "what was that?" "That was crap, son." "Crap?" "Yes, crap." "OK, we won't see that."
Apple...agreed...it was a little jolt... by Brians Life	Jul 29th, 2008 03:02:58 PM
...and I go to CNN.com and right onw the front page is a NOTHING photo of LA...it's a picture of a firetruck basically... I mean, it was cool...NOT SCARY.
god i fucking hate Chihuahuas... by BMacSmith	Jul 29th, 2008 03:05:26 PM
they should be exterminated like rats.
when i saw this trailer by HANSOLOS_CARBONITEFROZENPENIS	Jul 29th, 2008 03:18:29 PM
was the only time i seriously considered shooting myself in the head with a handgun
Why would AICN bother with this obviously awful film? by Trazadone	Jul 29th, 2008 03:18:45 PM
Seriously, this looks like the worst film ever made. There is nothing remotely "cool" about it and I can't imagine anyone over the age of 6 caring about this (and that might be an insult to 6-year olds).
Beverly Hills Gun Club by skimn	Jul 29th, 2008 03:20:15 PM
Get Peter Dragon on the phone and get this made!
BMacSmith that's VERY Offensive of you!!!!!! by DOGSOUP	Jul 29th, 2008 03:21:13 PM
Rats are noble creatures....
Damn! by Forsakyn	Jul 29th, 2008 03:21:18 PM
There goes my hopes for this movie. I've been looking forward to it for twenty years only to have it awarded a crushing 5/10. Maybe there'll be a Space Chimps 2 to save me!
You know what the public wants? by Alonzo Mosely	Jul 29th, 2008 03:28:20 PM
More talking dog pictures, they can't get enough of them. What about that Taco Bell dog, everyone loves him, lets make a movie based on him, but change shit so they can't sue us. But boss, that commercial has been off the air for years... Bullshit, I watched it the other night, I am sure I did, after that massive coke binge... Anyway, that's our first film, how many more ideas we need? OK, OK, get this, a guy want to move into a cheap apartment with some hot chicks, only the landlord is against it, so he pretends to be gay. Get it, hot chicks, but he has to pretend to be gay... Where do I come up with this shit...
this review was done, i'm positive by Magic Rat	Jul 29th, 2008 03:36:56 PM
by either the smartest 3-year old on the planet, or the dumbest 30-year old. I'm not sure which.
amazing Drew Barrymore by Second Try	Jul 29th, 2008 03:38:05 PM
lol Justin Tyme. lol
That little 6th Sense clip at the bottom... by TELF	Jul 29th, 2008 03:41:04 PM
Very funny. Sums up how we all feel about this.
MCVamp... by akiraclass	Jul 29th, 2008 03:48:38 PM
You made me laugh today...well done,sir!
OK, how about by skimn	Jul 29th, 2008 03:49:10 PM
Chihuahuas should be exterminated like cock-a-roaches. With their rheumy bugged out eyes, yapping little yelps, twitchy spastic bodies...geez I want to stomp on one right now. The only one that should be allowed to live is Ren, of course.
does anyone rememeber Troop Beverly Hills with shelly long? by Mr_X	Jul 29th, 2008 04:08:24 PM
that was shit also
Yo quiero Taco Bell by Hamtaro Hentai	Jul 29th, 2008 04:20:09 PM
He should totally say that. Otherwise, this looks as good as Sharks Tale. Hopefully I can make a good drinking game out of it too (Drink for every lame pop-culture reference.) Shame on you Disney.
5.8? by lost.rules.	Jul 29th, 2008 04:20:27 PM
I wonder if this movie is so bad it slid Beaks into an alternate reality which had a stronger earthquake than the 5.4 which hit LA today...
Here, leezard leezard leezard... by Hamtaro Hentai	Jul 29th, 2008 04:21:45 PM

Friend of mine at one of the fx studios responsible by pmarq	Jul 29th, 2008 04:37:08 PM
Asked to be removed from effects work on this project... and received it with understanding. He ended up working on a MUCH better property.
RE: Beverly Hills Chewbacca by Mr_X	Jul 29th, 2008 04:42:00 PM
i would pay good money to see this movie
In all seriousness by pmarq	Jul 29th, 2008 04:42:47 PM
This trailer would work well as a fever dream for a drug overdose in a much better movie... not as a movie on its own. It would have to be a hard-R, too.
Aint it cool news? by kravmaguffin	Jul 29th, 2008 04:44:36 PM
I guess no it's not cool. Wow first Capone damn near blows a load in his pants over Paris Hilton and now we get this...
The trailer was horrible! by Utamoh	Jul 29th, 2008 05:13:27 PM
I would rather shove a rusty drill bit up my nose than watch this "talking animal" shit.
lost.rules. by mrbeaks	Jul 29th, 2008 05:42:01 PM
They were calling it a 5.8 when I posted the story.
I'm gonna walk outside... by Heckles	Jul 29th, 2008 06:24:42 PM
...and pretend I didn't actually start to read this dung. I think this site should have a checklist to see whether or not it should be posted. Not cool + not news = don't post.
I'm so glad AIN'TITCOOL is covering this story. by sweeneydave	Jul 29th, 2008 06:25:41 PM
All the other critics seem to be too proud to admit they've seen it or are just staying away altogether. But not Ain't It Cool! Mayhaps they're changing their focus audience to pre-teen girls and MySpacers. Kudos!
Chihuahua's by Clarence Boddicker	Jul 29th, 2008 06:45:06 PM
I'm a great lover of nature...and most things within it. I have a high degree of respect for life and try to nurture my karma as much as possible. That being said, I'm currently working on a bio-weapon that targets chihuahua's...cause of death? They involuntary swallow, then shit out their own tongues. Chihuahua's are the fucking insects of the canine world...completely devoid of intelligence...reacting only to stimulus such as light, heat or the presence of food...
MrBeaks is probably this Justin Tyme guy by the milf lover	Jul 29th, 2008 07:03:47 PM
but he's too fucking ashamed, and rightly so, to admit that he had to watch that movie and review it. As for this horrible horrible movie, I saw the damn trailer on the Apple site -I was watching every new trailer out of boredom- and was so baffled at how horrible it is that I didnt even think of stopping it.... then had to watch it again to my horror before Wall-E.... if that really is the future of cinema then we need to burn Hollywood to the fucking ground! What didnt already burn this summer anyway.. As for 'amazing Drew Barrymore', yeah its amazing that she's doing this movie, did she start doing drugs again and suddenly need the money or something?
Ladies and Gentlemen.... by bunksteve	Jul 29th, 2008 09:23:33 PM
We may be in the presence of the most cunning plant ever... Well played, Justin.... well played. slowly golf claps
Chihuahuas are THE most annoying pets on Earth... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jul 29th, 2008 09:27:45 PM
So, by default, any film that centers on these insignificant couch rats is going to suck. I really don't understand why anyone would waste time trying to review such obvious crap.
Oh yeah... and the reviewer's a PLANT! by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jul 29th, 2008 09:35:37 PM
Simply based on the fact that he gave this obviously crummy movie a 5 out of 10. Judging from the plot, it doesn't rate anything higher than a 2.
Why do this AND "Bolt" ? by barneyshouldbeputdown	Jul 30th, 2008 12:23:28 AM
Two movies, in the same year, from the same studio, about Dogs that are whisked far from home and have to get reunited with their owners? If I were anyone at Disney Feature Animation, I'd be pissed with whoever in the Live Action Division greenlit this redundant crap. A couple of months and soon, even though they're very different movies, a lot of people are going to say BOLT looks a lot like that Chihuahua movie, but with a TV dog instead of a pampered rat-dog. Disney's screwing themselves with this.
Chihuahuas by maxwell's hammer	Jul 30th, 2008 12:38:50 AM
I will not see this movie because it looks stupid, but I gots to stand up for actual Chihuahuas. I used to own a Chihuahua, and I liked him quite a bit. His name was Kyp, and he was the best pet I ever had.
On Chihuahuas by Stevie Grant	Jul 30th, 2008 01:11:32 AM
They seem to be an intelligent and brazen breed. However, I just can't get over the whole dainty, rattish aspect to that breed. In my humble opinion, Scotties are better because they incorporate all the positives aspects and then some. They are a more attractive breed, hard as diamonds, also have a ton of personality, but are solid (tough, resilient), and fearless dogs; thus, vastly superior to the little rats with personality. I haven't seen every Dog Whisperer episode, but I'll wager there's never been a Scotty on one. They ain't the most obedient dogs, but you'll love 'em for it.
gluhhhh by ragingdrunklove	Jul 30th, 2008 03:42:33 AM
i read two sentences and my eyes glazed over...
Next time you talk to Kevin Kline ... by TheCap	Jul 30th, 2008 06:59:23 AM
... ask him to do his wife once for me, will ya ?
I'd still rather see by almostgrown	Jul 30th, 2008 08:13:01 AM
Beverly Hills Gun Club by Peter Fucking Dragon!
the the studio plants: normal people don't say by ironic_name	Jul 30th, 2008 08:57:31 AM
shit like that.
Baja la palanca mientras descarge, por favor. by HoboCode	Jul 30th, 2008 10:05:14 AM

I literally got a migraine headache watching "Cats and Dogs" by Cotton McKnight	Jul 30th, 2008 10:05:27 AM
in the movie theater. I doubt this would be any different.
Chiwowwers by faliklunj	Jul 30th, 2008 10:20:54 AM
The cretin responsible for both Scooby Doo movies made this piece of eye AIDS. Now, I want to track him down and destroy him for the worst atrocities since 9/11 and Iraq. Back me up - no court in the land would convict me...
Best line in the review: by Big Jim	Jul 30th, 2008 12:54:51 PM
"and then it gets a little weirder from there" Sounded plenty weird before that point. I saw the musical teaser trailer before Wall-E and the only sound the audience made was groans. But for the Pink Panther 2 teaser, the same audience could not even manage that. We all sat in stunned silence wondering what that high-pitched whine was (turned out it was Peter Sellers continuously rolling over in his grave at supersonic speeds).
reviewer is way too open minded by infundibula	Jul 30th, 2008 02:35:48 PM
why can't he just write it off on the teaser poster alone like the rest of us? plant

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