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Paris Hilton is in Cat in the Hat
by eggart
Jul 28th, 2008
12:23:21 PM
the mind boggles.
just about to say when you beat me too it
by General Crom
Jul 28th, 2008
12:24:51 PM
Vacuus, vapid, mindless cunt on a rampage.
Offtopic: Forgetting Sarah Marshall II????
by Pennsy
Jul 28th, 2008
12:31:49 PM
A UK website, Chortle.com, at http://tinyurl.com/693lob, Russell Brand says he's been asked to reprise his role of Aldous Snow in a followup movie. Supposedly Kristen Bell and Jason Segel were contacted about a sequel, but no info yet one way or the other.

Wow. There's stuff you *could* explore in a second movie; Sarah trying to win Peter back, realizing what a frak-up she was, and Aldous coming to the conclusion the woman to end his playboy days was right under his nose. And have them film it in Philly, so I can hobnob with the stars every day. :)

"Paris leaned over to me touched my forearm and said":
by newc0253
Jul 28th, 2008
12:37:06 PM
"here's some penicillin, you'll need this because i touched you".
"I have tears in my eyes because there's a really sad scene"
by Bass Ackwards
Jul 28th, 2008
12:38:59 PM
-Ryan Seacrest. So ridiculously literal that quote needs to be right on the movie poster.
Face to Knee is the best way to handle Paris Hilton.
by Harry Weinstein
Jul 28th, 2008
12:42:15 PM
Repeatedly.
paris hilton wears size 13 shoes
by Orionsangels
Jul 28th, 2008
12:49:48 PM
Did you get a good look at her lazy eye?
by Squashua
Jul 28th, 2008
12:53:31 PM
Or her lazy ass?
Bret Easton Ellis
by Sailor Rip
Jul 28th, 2008
01:11:52 PM
"I went over to Ryan Seacrest's house last night and showed it in his screening room, just me and him and a manager. And he was like, "I have tears in my eyes because there's a really sad scene." He loved it. He was raving about in on the air this morning [on his radio show]. He thinks it looks like a beautiful music video, just a movie you've never seen. It's so insane. I'm so excited about it"

Totally. Anybody ever read Glamorama?

Unfortunately the movie pretty much blows.
by euphobics
Jul 28th, 2008
01:21:54 PM
I reviewed it over at odditycinema.com. (I was at the world premiere at the Fantasia film fest.)
Nice job Capone but
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
01:26:44 PM
...seriously did you do this interview and post it here knowing that the talkback would be one of the most brutal things to ever happen to this poor girl. Nice way to kick the girl in the groin without actually having to do it yourself. Like I keep saying this site is the most low rent shithole and its all because of this non moderated talkback section. If I am Paris Hilton or ANY one in Hollywood I stay away from any of the AICN staff like as if you were dripping with HIV. The interview is a waste because this talkback will be one long bash Paris Hilton as bad as you can clusterfuck. I happen to like the girl. Most people are just jealous of her..she was born rich and cute. People hate that. Shes trying to carve her own way which is commendable. People like that piece of dog shit eggsalad and Harry Weinstein are most likely jerking off to child porn and would literally have a stroke if a girl that looked anywhere near as decent as Paris did paid any attention to them. So please all of you , fuck off and die.
Had you unleashed the dragon
by Abominable Snowcone
Jul 28th, 2008
01:29:43 PM
she probably would have accepted it into her mouth right away, no questions asked, just out of reflex
In other words, she blew you...
by dtpena
Jul 28th, 2008
01:31:25 PM
...away
i'll bet...
by dingus khan
Jul 28th, 2008
01:33:51 PM
...she's fucking great in this.

just kidding, she has 2 redeeming qualities: 1 bionic eye that can sense heat, and no gag reflex.

Am I excited for a Paris Hilton movie?
by kungfuhustler84
Jul 28th, 2008
01:35:04 PM
Fuck yes i am. This actually sounds really interesting and worth checking out. The fact that he cited Brazil and Blade Runner, two of the best movies I have ever seen, is just really good news to me. Can't wait for the trailer!
Pondscum
by kungfuhustler84
Jul 28th, 2008
01:39:54 PM
"I'd do a lot worse to be rich and never have to work again...and so would you." Speak for yourself man. Money's really not all that important to me at all. I'm not trying to sit on a high horse and talk down to you or something, but I really don't believe it's necessary to spend my life pursuing crap like a bunch of money or a relationship with Paris Hilton. Trust me man, there's much more fulfilling stuff out there to go after.
testricals
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
01:47:00 PM
You wouldn't spank this? http://www.wallpaperbase.com/w allpapers/celebs/parishilton/p aris_hilton_34.jpg or this http://cdn.maximonline.com/gir ls/paris_hilton_2/paris-hilton -2-gm_l6.jpg. If you say you wouldn't well your gay.
I like this part of the interview
by JBouganim1
Jul 28th, 2008
01:49:55 PM

"Amber is the daughter of Rotti Largo [played by Paul Sorvino]. We are the most powerful family in all of the world. My father owns the company that sells all the organs that get repossessed. She's just very lonely; her dad doesn't pay much attention to the kids. He's a mean father. So I just played it as this girl who really wants love from her dad, and she's kind of messed up in the head. She does drugs, she's into sex. She's into changing her appearance all the time. She wants to make herself feel better about herself. They're all pretty deranged, the whole family."

Hmm must be a hard role to play. Rich daughter who does drugs and has sex.

So does she look like an Alien in person?
by Redfive!
Jul 28th, 2008
01:50:24 PM
Thats what ive heard from people who have seen her.Im sure shes a nice girl but if she looks like an Alien she looks like an Alien.
did she show you her cooch??
by bacci40
Jul 28th, 2008
01:54:54 PM
she is seriously fugly...i do not get the what causes men to be drawn to her
Paris..
by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch
Jul 28th, 2008
01:56:18 PM
You need to do a reality show with you dating a fat southern guy, ;-)
I bet she is a decent person
by Animation
Jul 28th, 2008
01:56:20 PM
Taking cheap shots at her here is easy, but I bet she ain't so bad to hang out with and talk to, etc. Sure, she has the side of her that she can turn on and off as needed for public stuff, but most people are basically alright after you get past all that; and everybody has flaws. Hers are just publicized; she even leverages her own flaws for benefit; but she'd probably be as fun to hang out with as any person once you get past all that.
Wow. A bunch of nerds picking on someone more successful.
by beastie
Jul 28th, 2008
02:38:57 PM
That's new to this site. And yes she is a success who has made a career for herself. Whether you like it or not, she has a career and isn't just living on other people's money (though I'm sure some is).

Internet anonymity is obnoxious.

This site has hit a new low.
by VegasRon
Jul 28th, 2008
03:24:31 PM
Nice job, capone.
I have tears in my eyes because there's a really sad scene
by Alonzo Mosely
Jul 28th, 2008
03:45:59 PM
I smell a new AICN catchphrase... And then Gordon has a beer and cheets on his wife, I have tears in my eyes because that's a really sad scene...
If you took the time to read all of eggsalad's last post
by WickedJester
Jul 28th, 2008
03:48:20 PM
You are much worse than Paris could ever be.

I agree with most people on here, you hate because you're trained to (afterall, you'll never bang her and never have her money, so naturally that equals hate) and let's face it most of you are all sheep :)

Best part is everyone on this board fired off a couple knuckle children to her 'video'...
"Paris leaned over to me touched my forearm"
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 28th, 2008
03:55:41 PM
this whole pre-interview sounds like a jackie collins novel!
"I'm in not way trying to imply that she was hitting on me"
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 28th, 2008
03:57:37 PM
i think you are.
Capone. Ask her politely to just go away
by Knobules
Jul 28th, 2008
03:59:06 PM
Please. I am asking nicely. Just say take a hike Hilton. And FYI. Your sister is not attractive and your dad is a bloated doofus.
Paris Hilton+Cult Movie Success=End of Western civilisation
by Hint_of_Smegma
Jul 28th, 2008
04:05:05 PM
This non-entity needs to be stopped before her evil march toward global domination swallows us all as easily as she works a dingaling on camera.
Her sister
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
04:07:05 PM
Is pretty hot too , sorry to say Knobules. You see these people on tv and its hard to judge how good they look in real life. How many bad pictures have you taken in your life? Most I would assume were semibad to horrible. Try being followed around all day by people with 20,000 dollar cameras focusing in on any flaws you have. I doubt that will happen to 99.999 percent of the people here since no one gives a fuck about you all or me.
And yes, Capone, you were indeed..
by Hint_of_Smegma
Jul 28th, 2008
04:08:03 PM
...trying to imply she was so attracted to you, she could barely contain herself from doing you there and then. Mind you, judging by her track record in the whore department, you might be right....
Animation. Thats probably true for most people
by Knobules
Jul 28th, 2008
04:08:34 PM
However Hilton calls herself a role model for kids while having sex tapes all over the internet, blasts racist rants within earshot of microphones, sticks her butt in ther air on burger ads, drives drunk and so on. Thats not a role model or a nice person. Shes a pig.
A Retard Contest
by SnakesOnABicycle
Jul 28th, 2008
04:13:48 PM
I've never saw a closered races. And it did not it just consist of hilton,and bousman (and ryan seacrest), but as well Capone as well. - Also, Capone; SPELL CHECK AND FIX THE GRAMMAR ON ANY FUTURE RETARD ARTICLES... YOUR SHIT IS GETTING HARDER TO READ THAN HARRY'S
Scriptgirl vs Paris Hilton!!!!!
by Seth Brundle
Jul 28th, 2008
04:24:35 PM
hey i'd pay good money to see that! lol
Fair enough Optimus. But can we agree her dad is a doofus?
by Knobules
Jul 28th, 2008
04:24:46 PM
Lets meet half way. Come on. Lets be a role model for the kids. Unlike Paris.
GODDAMNIT CAPONE
by RawShark13
Jul 28th, 2008
04:29:34 PM
All it takes is a pair of itty bitties and you forget who the enemy is?
Agreed Knobules
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
04:33:32 PM
And let me clarify my hot comments on these 2 sisters. They are cute girls in decent shape. Its easy to bag on them when every flaw is shown to the world and every mistake is shown online. There are TONS of sex tapes from girls all over the world on amateur sites and no one gives a crap because they aren't famous. These 2 girls are cute but I would say there are wayyy hotter, better built girls in every decent club in America..again they just aren't famous. We all bag on Lohan but you know if you had never seen that big breasted redhead in your life and you met her in some bar you would be trying your hardest to bring her back to your place for a romp. I can't stand how she acts yet I would bang her crosseyed if I got the chance. But I know why I can't stand her , its because I get to see every stupid mistake she makes all day long in the papers or online etc.
DANNY GLOVERS BLOODY PENIS is Paris Hilton?
by Quin the Eskimo
Jul 28th, 2008
04:37:30 PM
If she frequents the site, it's gotta be!

;)

I'm not sure about Hilton's range as an actress
by Magic Rat
Jul 28th, 2008
04:37:33 PM
she's probably be okay playing either (A) an alien; (B) a cruel rich snob - aka Sara Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions, or (C) herself.

But, good job with the interview. I'm sure she's a much nicer person than she appears to be on tv.
Yes but she will take cum to face & mouth
by Baron Karza
Jul 28th, 2008
04:46:01 PM
I saw the clip.
I'm reserving judgement on Hilton
by IForgotAbout19
Jul 28th, 2008
05:53:22 PM
Until we hear her views on "Heat"
optimus122
by fluffybunnywhiskers
Jul 28th, 2008
06:14:07 PM
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
by Project424
Jul 28th, 2008
06:19:57 PM
Paris Hilton is the cancer kill /b/
optimus122
by fluffybunnywhiskers
Jul 28th, 2008
06:20:17 PM
Oops, clicked enter too soon. I was going to say: optimus122, totally in agreement with you about that. Most of the "talkbackers" are some of the most vile incessant atrocious pieces of shit that ever crossed the internet, and is probably the worst part of this site as a whole. Some talkbackers are fine, but a lot of it is just horrible bitching and whining filled with uselessly derogatory phrases and vulgarities. If I were famous, I too would avoid the place simply for the fact most of the time this place is just filled to the brim with wastes of life. Personally I feel this site really needs a design overhaul (to make sections for various series like AICN books and Movie a day, give each reviewer their own column, etc.) and they need to do something about the Talkbacking thing. Even just a word censor simply so someone has to think of a creative way to express their opinions of how badly something sucks, rather then resorting to vile descriptions just to look cool for all the other wastes of life that devote their time and energy to calling people "gutterslut cum rags" and the like.
I"ve lost all respect i had for Capone. What a dipshit!
by GQtaste
Jul 28th, 2008
06:27:54 PM
When your knees almost touched under the table I hope you had your Zaltrex rx ready. This chick has been put up, rode hard than any five chicks you see at this nerdfest! She's been used by more dudes than Belladonna Capone. And i've seen a clip of this film and it looked like complete ass!
You know she knows nothing about this site too.
by GQtaste
Jul 28th, 2008
06:30:16 PM
"I love your site." Somebody call Penn and Teller on that one.
Rocky Horror for the 2000's?
by Orionsangels
Jul 28th, 2008
06:38:59 PM
Alexa Vega - Jailbait
by Orionsangels
Jul 28th, 2008
06:39:19 PM
why?
by El Borak
Jul 28th, 2008
06:40:02 PM
just why?
Interview conducted by Capone's Penis
by g-ride9000
Jul 28th, 2008
07:02:49 PM
what a non-player. that girl is a cunty Mc cunterstienz
Ya Bunny
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
07:06:17 PM
Its amazing to me that Harry lets this go on and still trys to come off like a valid critic/hollywood insider lol. Don't get me wrong , some of these talkbackers have a lot of comic talent and make me laugh my ass off but then theres the guys like eggsalad who had most of his common sense and humanity drip down his mothers fat thigh when she was making him.
HER HER HER FAT THIGH
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
07:06:47 PM
And not being able to edit a post is ridiculous too.
Damn I had it right..
by optimus122
Jul 28th, 2008
07:08:15 PM
the first time..anyway cya.
Nobody mention Rocky Horror! Obviously Bousman
by half vader
Jul 28th, 2008
07:38:57 PM
doesn't want anyone to know, because his film is 'unlike anything you've ever seen'! Slight tonal and little story shifts are the same thing as originality! But it's O.K. to compare it to Brazil & Blade Runner though. Cause they're brilliant, and classics.

As for Paris, now that you're making money from actually working, how about donating all those hundreds of thousands you WERE PAID FOR LITERALLY TURNING UP AT PARTIES and doing a few photo-ops, to charity. That is not 'working', Paris, you don't need the money, so do something decent with it.

Last of all, let me quote King of the Hill: "Peggy Hill! Peggy Hill! Your feet are like boats!"

uh
by Mr_X
Jul 28th, 2008
07:47:57 PM
why am i even commenting?
Confession
by EyeofPolyphemus
Jul 28th, 2008
09:04:13 PM
She's vapid, but attractive. If she flirted with me, I would brag about it, too.
Yes, one more request. . .
by Angry_Bastard
Jul 28th, 2008
09:45:06 PM
for this bitch who's legs went swish, BRING ME A TUNA FISH SANDWICH!
Capone, I'd react the same way.
by dr sauch
Jul 28th, 2008
10:17:14 PM
But come on, you HAD to know what kind of response you'd get from these idiots for that kind of story. But seriously, I'd hit it 2 time.
I'm gonna find it rrrrrrreal damn hard to take you seriously aft
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 28th, 2008
11:34:29 PM
Jesus Christos Capone you sound like a weirdo. First of all I've seen Paris Hilton in real life, on a few occasions actually. She looks just about as plasticine as anyone who had been watching her on TV would expect. I see women int eh city of LA leagues more attractive then her every single day. That teenage gusher you went on at the beginning of this interview was the most fanboyish rambling i've ever seen from you. She sat close to you? And thats exciting? my god man get a hold of yourself. not a guy who has been in proximity with a lot of attractive women i guess.
Capone, how do you react when you see Charlize
by GQtaste
Jul 29th, 2008
12:01:06 AM
Theron? Or Kate Blancett, Uma or even CAmeron Diaz, who's more on that level w/ this non talent piece of shit. Hell, I"ve had you wrong for years now. You always came off to me as some tough dude from Chi town. Shit, I'm from Oklahoma City and you can find a girl here w/ more charisma than that empty checkbook. You describe her as this magical persona. Shit, one of my dumbs has more personality than this vapid little vile cunt. the only reason why she came known was b/c Richard Johnson at Page Six and her parents pushing her into the limelight, only problem is there is nothing to this person. It's so ironic w/ the times how incredibly fucked up our country has become and these young girls have springboarded, ie. Nicole Richie, Paris, Kim Kardasion et al. into the culture w/o contributing anything of real value. Maybe i'm getting old at 33 but w/ young boys and girls Hiltons age fighting crazy fucks in Iraq right now it just doesnt seem right. But it's not her fault, it's folks like Capone's pussy ass that placate her shallow ass. You're a pussy dude. I"m sorry if you would have said something similar about the chicks from Watchmen or even the Moonblood chick that going to be in the Terminator flick to come i'd wouldn't given it another thought. And for all the parents out there w/ young kids that look up to that vile pos i'm sorry. Thankfully I don't have any young girls that look up to people like Paris.
You know, I would kinda like to screw her...
by The Dum Guy
Jul 29th, 2008
12:05:38 AM
Only to find out what it would be like... other than the fact I've seen her have sex on video. Maybe, see what it would feel like is a better way of saying it. Loose, very loose or sticking my schlonge in a bucket of water type of feel (nothing but a *splash* sound?).

Of course I would spend a few days dreading the outcome of my STD check-up.
"I have tears in my eyes but can't cry due to all the Botox inje
by TallBoy66
Jul 29th, 2008
12:08:25 AM
And he didn't actually say that, but his publicist forwarded a text that he sent to Hilton's cellphone.
I wont be seeing this...
by emeraldboy
Jul 29th, 2008
05:43:37 AM
thanks.
I blame the parents....
by emeraldboy
Jul 29th, 2008
05:45:14 AM
regarding the likes Paris Hilton.
my old man had a very good job...
by emeraldboy
Jul 29th, 2008
05:57:11 AM
and he hated it. It was a very stressful job. he was a consultant anaesthetist. But my mother had rules. My mother was born in the 1930's and my brother and I were born in the late 1960's and I was born in the middle 1970's. My mother did not believe in corporal punishment but her temperment was such that you did cross her my mother was very stylish and had intellect. both my parents were very smart people. my brother and I went to two very good schools. The old man had to work very hard to pay off the school fees. but rules are rules. and there were rules at home and we had to live by them like it or not. The rich dont live by the same rules as the rest of us. I went to school with some of them.
handjob technique
by Mr_X
Jul 29th, 2008
07:04:25 AM
having observed the paris hilton sex tape ( purely for perving reasons) i have to say im disappointed by her handjob technique. she doesn't know how to give one. pamela anderson on the other hand ( pun not intended) has a kung fu grip. yes she's getting on a bit, but purely on the merits of sex tapes it would have to be anderson minus of course the Hepatitis C.
thanks to hilton et al
by Mr_X
Jul 29th, 2008
07:06:27 AM
millions of young girls around the world have given up the want or need of gaining an education and / or having a talent and have become sluts in order to become famous. for that i salute her.
"I had tears in my eyes"
by jackofhearts29
Jul 29th, 2008
09:44:57 AM
"...and something growing in my shorts because it was a very sexy and sad interview"
My respect for this site has dropped huge today
by TheKappa
Jul 29th, 2008
01:43:28 PM

No part of this project sounds good to me. The director is crap, the idea is crap and the "talent" involved is the crappiest crap that ever crapped.
Capone, you're a f*cking whore. Which is why you and Paris Hilton would get along so well. She does it because she can't get enough of the cock. What's your excuse?
That's hot.
by kirttrik
Jul 29th, 2008
01:44:08 PM
jeezus, give Capone a break
by oisin5199
Jul 29th, 2008
02:35:15 PM
Like it or not, Paris Hilton is a part of American pop culture, and I, for one, appreciate Capone's observations about the Hilton experience, and her ability to 'turn it on' for the cameras. I found it kinda interesting, in fact. Plus, this seems like a really cool project that I'm looking forward to. But nary a mention of the lead - Giles himself, Anthony Steward Head, who can belt with the best, and actually was in Rocky Horror (he was Frank in the London stage production).

And, oh yeah, and it's also starring Nivek frickin' Ogre!! That's right, Skinny Puppy fans. Cleanse, Fold, and Manipulate that, motherfuckers. I could care less about the Saw films. But Tony Head and Ogre are putting me in the seats. Paris Hilton's just the weirdness cherry on top.

Was Eggsalad Redacted?
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 29th, 2008
03:20:05 PM
It appears he was. Good job, if so!
TomBodet is a pole smoker
by optimus122
Jul 29th, 2008
05:19:39 PM
Had to be said...yes I am sure there are hotter girls everywhere..just like I said above if you had read everything before going into gay mode..they just aren't famous..and trust me asshole , if you never had heard of Paris Hilton or Linsay Lohan and either of them came up to you in a bar your dick would be so hard you would need to sit down so the bulge wouldn't show...well maybe not you , as your gay as all hell.
CRAPONE
by JOHNCONNORS_FORESKIN_CAMEO
Jul 29th, 2008
06:00:45 PM
nuff said.
Paris doesn't swallow
by TallBoy66
Jul 30th, 2008
12:15:24 AM
She pulls away when the douche ejaculates and gets a pearl necklace instead. Chick can't be that much of a 'ho if she doesn't swallow. I mean, are there any non-swallowing whores out there? It's part of the 'ho contract.
The clip on BloodyDisgusting with Paris was great.
by Poisonouskid
Jul 30th, 2008
03:40:49 AM
She doesn't look anything like "Paris Hilton" and was actually able to sing her ass off. I think Repo has major potential.
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