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Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a....
by The Shyster
Jul 25th, 2008
05:55:05 PM
oh, wait. Nevermind. I'll get right on it.
btw, Simon Pegg & Quinto are gonna steal this movie
by The Shyster
Jul 25th, 2008
05:56:03 PM
they get all they funny lines ;)
Really first?
by Danger Vole
Jul 25th, 2008
05:56:05 PM
Where my nerds at?
To boldly cheese where no man has cheesed before
by Gerald Fried
Jul 25th, 2008
05:57:08 PM
Star Trekkin across the universe
You 'first' posters are red shirts :::rolleyes:::
by The Shyster
Jul 25th, 2008
05:58:10 PM
don't type 'cool stuff' if you did'nt really read the article & you're nerds are still reading the damn thing, cause they actually care about the spoilers. Assfaces. :)
Damn.
by Danger Vole
Jul 25th, 2008
05:58:48 PM
Anyway. The beginning sounds just like Battlestar, and Battlestar...the remake...and kind of like the opening of The New Hope...and Fifth Element. But apart from that, sounds interesting. Love that they're using models.
I keel Youuuuuu!!!!!
by pokadoo
Jul 25th, 2008
06:00:18 PM
I Keel Youuuuu!!!!!!
Terminator 4: The Undiscovered Termination
by manicart1
Jul 25th, 2008
06:01:26 PM
This sounds promising. Engage More-Visceral-Trek-Universe!
We'll have to wait and see...
by WaylandSmith
Jul 25th, 2008
06:06:32 PM
Of course, we haven't seen or heard very much, but nothing about this production, so far, is pissing me off. Cast looks good. Teaser poster pretty cool...Looking forward to it at this point.
Bruce Greenwood
by skimn
Jul 25th, 2008
06:10:26 PM
One of favorite secondary actors, like Zeljko Ivanek, never given a bad performance. Even in stuff like I Robot.
Don't care...
by MichaelCorleone
Jul 25th, 2008
06:11:10 PM
Abrams has been so secretive that I no longer care. This is a film that is going to have a lot going against it and he chose not to show anything at the one place he could possibly gain momentum. It's becoming painfully clear. Does anyone really want a reboot of this? Because everything that Abrams does lives up to expectations.
Anxious about showing your movie at ComiCon?
by Insane Tiki
Jul 25th, 2008
06:16:46 PM
Do the next best thing - send a description of the footage to a popular movie website with a vivid description, that way nobody can pick apart your barely finished effects.
Yeah, proofreading is not my forte.
by Insane Tiki
Jul 25th, 2008
06:19:19 PM
But you know what I mean. No way is this a spy report. This is a purposeful, controlled leak.
I'm so glad they're using models.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 25th, 2008
06:22:39 PM
The CGI just didn't look as elegant as the models, in any facet. Especially on Enterprise, god that was a shit show. How great did the Enterprise D look back in the day. Really glad they're bringing that aspect back.
I want it to be good
by performingmonkey
Jul 25th, 2008
06:23:14 PM
Seriously, who DOESN'T?? But Trek is good because of the characters, the actors as opposed to how Trek-like it is. The Shatner/Nimoy/Kelly dynamic, along with the rest of the crew, WERE Trek.
Damn you Abrams....
by adhive
Jul 25th, 2008
06:25:04 PM
and your controlling leaks.
I'm curious
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 25th, 2008
06:25:15 PM
where the "spy" got this special viewing from?

Besides Harry and those who are working on the film under strict NDA's I might add, who has seen this? Unless AtoZ (way to keep it topical btw) is part of the production. Possibly visual effects?

Abrams' "Star Trek" = New Coke (Coke blinked; remember?)
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
06:34:42 PM

's all it is. No way is this going to satisfy the blue-blooded "Star Trek" fans.

Whoo-hoo, "Star Trek" gets to have a whole new generation (pardon the pun) of fans who'll be able to tell the ancien regime, "no, no, you got it wrong, THAT ain't" Starfleet this, a-Kirk-a-that. WORSE Abrams version'll have the casual moviegoer irk the ancien regimer with his/her, "oh, I didn't know that about . . ." Yeah, Abrams version'll help us non-Trekkies (OOOPS! "Trekkers") wakarimasu totemo desu yo.

This'll be Star Wars as Pepsi, Star Trek as "oh, let's make a new coca cola and call it "new."

All hands, indeed.

I have the advantage...
by NiceGuyEddie19
Jul 25th, 2008
06:39:51 PM
Of not being a hardcore Trek headgeek. And until this movie comes out I'm going to keep it that way. I like getting into indepth franchises with tons of content, so hopefully it will initiate my interest in the entire canon.
Yes Describe the fucking Enterprise!!!
by picardsucks
Jul 25th, 2008
06:40:51 PM
In the teaser it looks much much larger than the original and appears to be asthetically a combo of the original and movie enterprise
WE COME IN PEACE!!
by TheFunkyEnigma
Jul 25th, 2008
06:40:52 PM
shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill....
I must agree with Yackbacker
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 25th, 2008
06:45:19 PM
Enterprise description NOW!....please? Pretty please with a big fat bugger on top?

Although, reading the description Atoz does note that another Connie or rather whats left of it, can be seen and looks like the movie era ship.

leafy green
by Dijjot
Jul 25th, 2008
06:45:46 PM
NICKY-PICKY...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jul 25th, 2008
06:46:48 PM
"The nacelles and most of the top half of the secondary hull is just gone, blown off, with thick black smoke billowing out every which way."

How do you get billowing black smoke in the vacuum of outer space?

Dogphart
by skimn
Jul 25th, 2008
06:55:13 PM
Doing the mind-meld on Kirk's cock.
TheGhostWhoLurks
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 25th, 2008
06:56:03 PM
I was wondering the same thing! I guess it's special gravametric radion smoke or some other bullshit technobabble.
TheGhostWhoLurks and Captain Rightwing
by Balcony Fool
Jul 25th, 2008
07:12:45 PM
How do you disassemble a human into atoms, shoot them across space and reassemble them as leaving beings? How does every race of creature in the universe speak American English? How do you travel through time?

Probably some bullshit technobabbble.

balconyfool.wordpress.com

TheGhost. . .; Cap' RW; Balcony Fool, others . . .
by WX1
Jul 25th, 2008
07:20:47 PM
Abrams can't PAY you guys enough to do the commentary on the DVD version; you guys got me suppressing laughs in this hea office (hey, it's Friday -- who the hell AIN'T doing searches in their cubicle?)

Describe the Enterprise -- yeah. THAT mothaf*&ka' probably needs oil, too; mega TONS of the $#!&. Dilithium f*&kin' crystals, warp drive or not, that m&^thaf(*ka' would STILL need a full tank. Nice to see we've managed to find some gasolines in the future.

Damit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bootlegger
by g-ride9000
Jul 25th, 2008
07:23:30 PM
Son, you need a phone with a video camera.
Balcony Fool
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 25th, 2008
07:23:37 PM
Well, at least you live up to you're handle. There is no real way smoke from fire could exist in the vacuum of space. You don't need to be a fucking scientist to figure that out.

fuku@eatshitanddie.com

Captain Rightwing
by Balcony Fool
Jul 25th, 2008
07:46:32 PM
Um, yeah, exactly. Star Trek is a fantasy, not an accurate depiction of the real universe. You've got people "beaming" across space and time, and you're annoyed because smoke can't exist in space? Seriously?

Kudos on racing to the bottom of the dialogue barrel, though. You're cool, and people respect you.

balconyfool.wordpress.com

Enterprise Description
by Geekgasm
Jul 25th, 2008
08:01:54 PM
He said it looked like the TMP movie era Enterprise didn't he? The JJ Abrams revisionist Enterprise - whoopteeshit.
I grew up on Trek
by skydemon
Jul 25th, 2008
08:08:41 PM
I'm 40 something, and I can't wait to see this re-casted, re-booted Star Trek. Trek movies after TWOK sucked in my opinion. Trek 5 was unwatchable it was so bad. I would love to see Trek successfully reboot and shed the poor reputation it earned itself in it's latter years. I hope this new movie lives up to the hype.
Golly.
by Ommadawn1959
Jul 25th, 2008
08:30:45 PM
Wow. Can't wait to see that "frist" torpedo rock the Enterprise "birdge." Sounds geart.
also,
by Ommadawn1959
Jul 25th, 2008
08:33:11 PM
No cadets were sprawled on the floor. This is not a building, it is a ship, a wessel. Those cadets were sprawled all over the deck. I'm sorry. It needed saying. You're a journalist, man.
Just wating for the lines..
by s0l
Jul 25th, 2008
08:42:40 PM
Capt. (Simon Pegg) "we can use this anomaly to get there faster" Science officer "Capt. that may pose a danger to the ship" Simon Pegg: "What? You never taken a short cut before!"
I just hope the ship isn't gray.
by Ommadawn1959
Jul 25th, 2008
08:42:58 PM
Seriously. Look at the two series and the early movies. The Enterprise is white. Or off-white. Well, whiteish. I like the funky new effects of the "remastered" TOS episodes, but it saddens me that they made the starship gray, which makes no sense. Battleships and the like are gray as camoflouge in the ocean. The ocean. Enterprise is in space, and is white for increased visibility, since its primary mission is peaceful exploration, not war.
we need a faster, more intense
by kamar
Jul 25th, 2008
08:58:51 PM
version of trek. but keep the impending feeling of dread & doom that wrath of khan & first contact had ... and no more stories about aliens that are into plastic surgery.
Being overly secretive about a tentpole movie
by King Psyz
Jul 25th, 2008
09:06:16 PM
Usually means something stinks more than old Jarlsberg

by Demode
Jul 25th, 2008
09:09:45 PM
Enterprise Description by Geekgasm Jul 25th, 2008 08:01:54 PM He said the YORKTOWN looked like the TMP movie era Enterprise. No word in that review if the Enterprise looked the similar to the 60s ship or not.
Balcony Fool
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 25th, 2008
09:10:20 PM
Apparently you didn't get the Abrams memo going around that tells everyone MY STAR TREK IS REAL!

Well BF, I'm just going by what I've heard. J.J. wants his trek to be realistic. If that were the case he, you would think, would adhere to the most important aspect of life in space, there is no fucking air!

Is that too taxing for you BF? Can you wrap your already sorry excuse for an intellect around the idea that while Star Trek may have fantastic futuristic elements in it, it was always meant to be taken seriously. In fact if you use your masterful typing skills and look around once and a while you may find that we are coming closer and closer to ST tech and that your cell phone was, at one time, considered fantastic until a designer, who no doubt was a fan of Trek made the personal communication device possible.

I'm sorry Balcony Fool did I hurt you feelings? There, there, welcome to the horrid world of anonymous internet assholery.

in defense of GOOD cgi
by Ommadawn1959
Jul 25th, 2008
09:10:22 PM
I hate bad CGI as much as the next guy. I mean c'mon. Look at Han's crappy-looking sidewise jiggle after Greedo "shoots first," or the dreadfully unconvincing Jabba add-on at the docking bay, in which the entire Greedo speech "even I get boarded sometimes, Greedo/Jabba" is repeated. What an exercise in self-flattery. "Look at me, everyone. I can save raw footage and out-takes for twenty years and then seamlessly fit them in the picture, wrecking the narrative flow and pissing on your geeky memories. Yippee. I predicted computer effects. I'm a genius. No, wait. I'm a homo." Anyway, back to my point. When CGI is done WELL, as in Iron Man, the Dark Knight, and (mostly) the Incredible Hulk, we never notice it. For every Hulk-use-police-car-halves-as- boxing-gloves scene we notice (though it was very well done and served the story faithfully), there may well be dozens of wonderful bits of CGI that we never ever suspect. Hence, CGI gets the bad rep. Wanna see brilliant, flawless, shocking use of computer graphics? watch "Irreversable." Keep your eye on that fire extinguisher. Now THAT'S some CG-frickin'-I, baby.
Demode
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 25th, 2008
09:17:03 PM
You are correct. I assumed that because one conny would look like the TMP version the big E would as well.>p> Although everything that has come out about this 'new' Enterprise has suggested that it takes elements of both the original and TMP and mixes them.
naked green girls with three belly buttons?
by The Marquis de Side 3
Jul 25th, 2008
09:34:50 PM
come on... you gotta bring THOSE back!
Oh Captain, My Captain
by Balcony Fool
Jul 25th, 2008
09:38:26 PM
Nah, I rarely get *anything* from J.J. these days, let alone memos regarding Star Trek. (And he told me he loved me.)

You've really got yourself worked into a lather over there, haven't you? At any rate, you're talking yourself in circles. Feel free to take the *themes* of Star Trek as seriously as you like, but the science of Trek has always been very, very silly. You can pick and choose the things that annoy you, of course, but don't act like those particular elements are somehow more ridiculous than, say, time travel. You'll embarrass yourself.

Thanks for complimenting my typing skills, though.

"There is no real way smoke from fire could exist in the vacuum
by adambalm
Jul 25th, 2008
09:55:35 PM
Whuh? Yes it can. Smoke is basically just ash, little particles of stuff (usually a lot of carbon) that's a byproduct of combustion. There's no reason you can't have it in space if something burned. And yes believe it or not you can burn something in space if you have an oxidizer. The shuttle's OMS burn oxidized nitrogen tetroxide every time it goes up. That's fire in space. There's been fires on the International Space Station. It just probably wouldn't last very long unless you continued feeding it oxygen.
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by adambalm
Jul 25th, 2008
10:02:37 PM
Correction, apparently there was smoke on the International Space Station but no fire.
Re: Smoke in space
by DrFyzziks
Jul 25th, 2008
10:13:44 PM
Er, yes. Smoke can exist in space. It might not billow per se (as that would require convection currents in an atmosphere), but it could certainly disperse from a central point. Assuming we're talking carbon ash, resultant from the burning of an object, you'd need an atmosphere in which to burn. Hey, there's a big ship here, all cut open, probably with lots of pressurized gas vents (y'know, piping all that great OXYGEN around the ship so the crew can breathe). Seems like a good source of combustion to me. Or, it could be some other gaseous material and there's no burning involved at all... As for the billowing - well, as I said you'd need convection currents in an atmosphere for proper billowing. But assuming it *is* venting gas, you could get a nice billow effect as a result of it exiting a pressurized tube at high velocity. Or, it could just all be a movie and not real. Naaaah. That's unlikely. And yes, I do have a degree in Physics. Thanks. :)
IS THE WJHOLE PLOT ONLINE AREADY!!!!????
by Dilox Esp
Jul 25th, 2008
10:26:47 PM
See the latest article (More Star Trek Footage Described Online.) at TrakMovie . com. WOW!!!
I hope Bana's ship...
by xavier masterson
Jul 25th, 2008
11:05:24 PM
is actually called The Sunflower.
Demode
by Geekgasm
Jul 25th, 2008
11:31:20 PM
if they're both ships of the Constitution class they will have to look substantially the same.
Videos
by Issi
Jul 26th, 2008
12:21:53 AM
Can we see this footage?
Forget smoke, we're never even going to have starships...
by BurnHollywood
Jul 26th, 2008
12:39:45 AM
Read Kurzweil or Tipler...the entire universe is going to be "settled" by sublight Von Neumann machines the size of beer cans, in the name of the continually expanding computer mind that eventually replaces humanity...

Either that, or the Andorians are going to travel back in time, kill Abe Lincoln, and the nuclear war between the Confederates and the Nazis will exterminate humanity. Bleak future, man.

Okay, gents....
by CAPTAIN RIGHTWING
Jul 26th, 2008
12:55:34 AM
DrFyzziks, Good thing you have a physics degree because you can’t spell or punctuate worth shit.

I find it interesting that TheGhostWhoLurks brings up one nit and I make a little joke then all these arm chair physicists come out of the wood work. It’s a damn good thing you fuck heads aren’t technical advisers in Hollywood; we’d be hip deep in fiery explosions in space and sound in space and….Oh, right. So Fyzz how’s Hollywood treating ya?

I will give you this; there could be a dark mist from particulates. But It wouldn’t billow it would spray or project out. adambalm, what is the oxidizer what is feeding it to make it burn? It’s not apparent therefore, it’s a valid nit. The triangle of burning, Heat, Oxygen and fuel. If any one is missing then it cannot burn. Space is absolute zero cold, the only way you can have a fire on the space station is if it’s inside within the contained oxygenated area. And as far as the shuttle, those are provided inside the burning chamber of the rocket. But to arbitrarily have something burning in open space is absurd, because there is no oxygen source and there is no heat. As a matter of fact absolute zero, no heat. Good luck burning. Without the air and air pressure around it it cannot billow. And saying It’s just a movie therefore we should shut our brains off is a fucking cop out. The whole point of Science fiction as a medium is to create discussion about science fact. And thus, the discussion were having now.

Balcony Fool, I am in a lather and it's quite sunderific! So what if I nitpicked Dickhead? Why do you give a shit? Does riding Abrams joy stick make you feel entitled to defend his honor? It’s not like there’s a whole hell of a lot to discuss but some vague rambling from Mr. AtoZ. That may or may not be true. You want to dismiss Trek as a silly fantasy I won't dissuade you. But, you may want to tell that to the countless scientists and physicists who were inspired by trek and who, in some cases, have made it their life’s work to recreate treks silly technology. But then again you’re too busy being a smug tool on AICN to converse with a real fucking physicist. I guess you’ll just have to make due with adambalm and Fyzz.

Oh, Balcony Fool, Abrams also says he loves me more and you forgot your condoms and lube in his bedroom. I must say I’m impressed by your practice of safe sex. Good for you!

KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!! !!!!!!!
by _SnakePlissken_
Jul 26th, 2008
02:09:26 AM
bring back the shat
Out there...
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 26th, 2008
03:55:05 AM
Thataway.
Add to Friends:
by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch
Jul 26th, 2008
04:45:15 AM
Have you ever seen Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country?
Plane crash in Final Destination memorable?
by Drath
Jul 26th, 2008
07:37:48 AM
Hmm, okay....see I saw a plane blow up in Scrooged, so I wasn't exactly in awe of Final Destination's visual, even after 9/11. So maybe being less than 20 or 15 really helps with being impressed by how "new" this footage is. I maintain anyone who knows Trek will see this stuff and say "yeah, it's not new, but glad to see it again." Just that people were saying that they never had a concept that the Enterprise was a huge ship but we mostly saw the Bridge is laughable. This isn't like on Dr. Who where you only see one small part of the TARDIS. We see lots of other parts of the Enterprise. But you have to have watched Trek to know that, and probably been alive before Next Gen started to have any concept of it. I hope this impresses the younglings enough to make many dead presidents for the pair of mounts and that bitch Viacom.
was there sound in space?
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
09:52:25 AM
I hope not.

Add to Friends, the smoke is from air leaking out.

CAPTAIN RIGHTWING is gonna have a massive coronary
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
09:57:04 AM
heh.
We know they're models how?
by u.k. star
Jul 26th, 2008
09:57:14 AM
Seriously, I may have missed something. Have we been told that they are using purely models or is it just that someone thinks they look "TOO GOOD" to be CGI. I personally have no problem with good CGI. Bad models / puppets or anything else are no better than bad CGI.
trekkies, the lowest form of life
by ironic_name
Jul 26th, 2008
09:59:08 AM
thamk
by j2talk
Jul 26th, 2008
10:18:47 AM
Thank GOD
by j2talk
Jul 26th, 2008
10:21:50 AM
JJ isnt giving out all the details.....The Relaunch of StarTrek should come out and Blindside people with how good it is (crossing fingers) rather then have every little bit scutinized by people BEFORE the thing is finished.....So far things sound Promising- especially if they continue to keep Shatner away for the thing
Written by a Five Year Old
by Mutley26
Jul 26th, 2008
11:32:03 AM
Seriously, if shit like this has become acceptable prose, then Jebus fucking save me.
Geekgasm (ship designs)
by Demode
Jul 26th, 2008
11:42:24 AM
Yes... if they're both ships of the Constitution class they will have to look substantially the same. But that doesn't mean they will look 100% the same. When Enterprise got refitted in TMP, I highly doubt that all the Constitution ships were refitted at the same time. That would certainly leave the Federation vulnerable to an attack. My guess is the Yorktown had a TMP style makeover, while the Enterprise still retains more of her 60s design. No doubt the ship will look 100% like the 60s version, but we have seen with the turbine engines that they are going for the basic feel of the ship.

by Demode
Jul 26th, 2008
11:45:12 AM
sorry, I meant to say that Enterprise WON'T look 100% like the 60s design, but they do seem to be having it keep the basic look and feel as much as is possible, from the little we have seen in the trailer.
pics leaked a long time ago
by PRESIDENT BALTAR
Jul 26th, 2008
12:27:38 PM
http://cueballcol.files.wordpr ess.com/2007/12/ent_010706_000 3.jpg
I bet that's the Gabe Koerner ship
by victor82
Jul 26th, 2008
04:04:24 PM
People fall for that trick all the time. For the last time, the Gabe design is NOT THE MOVIE "E". The only thing JJ did was steal the design for the cowlings on the nacelles from Gabe. I would hope that Gabe is getting a royalty for this, or at least acknowledgement in the design (these are now universally called "the Gabe Cowlings" by fans). BTW, does Shia get it up the ass in this film? Oh wait, that was Indy IV! This is Kirk/Spock slash fiction...
Wonder if it's Sunfiyah, as in the Romulan Ship
by msspurlock
Jul 27th, 2008
01:29:26 AM
That would explain it looking Vulcan.
Not real
by Mr. Rockit
Jul 27th, 2008
08:09:21 AM
Trekmovie.com is reporting that, according to their two sources, these scenes aren't in the movie.
It's a F-A-A-K-E!
by randie1313
Jul 27th, 2008
10:39:38 AM
Trekmovie has checked their sources and declared Mr. ATOZ a fake. They haven't been wrong yet, so that settles it.
Star Trek will bomb...
by Thundercats73
Jul 27th, 2008
01:31:35 PM
Delayed from Christmas release. No footage at Comicon (come on, Trek was there last year). Dumped into the Mother's Day weekend slot (that's summer movie death). If you don't want to show anything now, considering it was originally going to be released in 5 months from now, then the movie isn't that great and you know it.
Thundercats73, Industry Expert
by randie1313
Jul 27th, 2008
04:40:30 PM
Stop trying to sound smart, cause you don't know shit.
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