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The Unfortunate Reality Behind PUNISHER WAR ZONE...

wow by Geekhaterssuck	Jul 25th, 2008 03:17:30 PM
My hopes for this movie have not changed because I pretty much had none to begin with.
Thats too bad by Animation	Jul 25th, 2008 03:18:49 PM
I really want a good Punisher movie. Oh well.
Shit. No originality. by NiceGuyEddie19	Jul 25th, 2008 03:18:50 PM
They're doing it because it worked for Rambo. That is all.
The sad part is that there are some... by Stalin vs Predator	Jul 25th, 2008 03:20:27 PM
...who will be excited by this. "OMG, I hope they get da Lincoln Park!11!1" I hope I'm not imitating their lingo closely enough to the real thing.
It figures by I Own You	Jul 25th, 2008 03:20:31 PM
For every great respectful franchise, we have to get one or two turds.
I didn't expect by DHJeffries	Jul 25th, 2008 03:22:02 PM
this movie to be any good anyway. I didn't even think that it would be better than the Tom Jane film. And that demo reel of footage from Comic Con only solidified these feelings. Those fake film scratches -- is the final film going to look like that? Why? Does the film have low production values and orange blood to match?
"Let the bodies hit the floor..." by Heckles	Jul 25th, 2008 03:22:26 PM
Raaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! I think that song should be in every film trailer.
I hope that Bodies Hit The Floor song is on there by wash	Jul 25th, 2008 03:23:25 PM
because that song is F'ing AWESOME!!! /sarcasm
Please Somebody Make Moon Knight Already!!! by Media Messiah	Jul 25th, 2008 03:23:31 PM
Moon Knight is the next Marvel character to explore as a film...one that is sure to be a big success, and he's right under everyone's nose. This character has gone largely ignored for much too long.
well the new teaser looks brutal by pipergates	Jul 25th, 2008 03:23:33 PM
and the music, which i find pretty boring by itself, does kind of combine with the ultraviolent visual tone. its just awful to treat the director like that though. crappy.
heckles, weird by wash	Jul 25th, 2008 03:24:13 PM
I swear I typed my post before I saw yours.
Isn't it finished filming? by filmcrazy14	Jul 25th, 2008 03:26:44 PM
so she just has no say on post production? If so that sucks
Bring back Dolph! by jackietheblade	Jul 25th, 2008 03:27:06 PM
who said that?
Meat heads, Jocks, Chavs and the masses etc by Damien Chowder	Jul 25th, 2008 03:27:37 PM
Are more important than the real fans that read their shit. Drop-fucking-kick and stick a money grenade up yo real fan, ass mother fckr.
awww... by DigitalBeachWar	Jul 25th, 2008 03:27:45 PM
who cares about this movie anyway?
Meh by aron	Jul 25th, 2008 03:34:37 PM
It's Lionsgate so we'll get the director's cut at some stage. The comic con footage looks promising even though the soundtrack sucked but the Tom Jane version was the same with the awful Drowning Pool songs.
Looked lame anyway by krushjudgement	Jul 25th, 2008 03:35:31 PM

A poem to cheer everyone up by BuckminsterOhare	Jul 25th, 2008 03:36:05 PM
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You really fucking care? by Lord John Whorfin	Jul 25th, 2008 03:36:59 PM
Who gives a shit if there's a bunch of butt metal in it? Isn't that kinda de rigueur with this kind of b-grade action film. Does the Punisher shoot some motherfuckers? Yes? Good. It's got a real supervillan in it? Awesome. So they're using a soundtrack that appeals to Juggalos, oh, well. Like the audience for this film isn't 90% retards regardless of music?
This is just as bad... by punkazzINC	Jul 25th, 2008 03:37:32 PM
...As John Travolta being the bad guy in the first film. That sucks cause I really like Ennis/Bradstreet's Punisher. Leave it to shitheel movie execs to go fuck up a good thing.
SHOCKING! by salamimansam	Jul 25th, 2008 03:39:24 PM
You know....I was just starting to dig the Punisher comics again....missed out on them for a long while. Vaguely excited about this film. But now we see that the studio knows better than the people making the film. Fuckem. Kind of reminds me of Script Girl....you know? Ever notice how she has....BREASTS? TWO OF THEM?!? Wow.
Media Messiah - Moon Knight by Playhouse	Jul 25th, 2008 03:39:53 PM
Far as I know, the rights are still tied up with No Equal Entertainment out of Vancouver who were hoping to make a TV series out of good ol' Marc Spector. I tried to see about working on it with them back in 2006 and no dice. We've since heard nothing about it. Sucks because I think we could see an interesting new aspect to the superhero genre on film above and beyond what would be sure to be a gruesome, violent epic.
Fucking Retards by CHEWBLACCA	Jul 25th, 2008 03:40:42 PM
Release a version that would have seemed dated 5 years ago. Genius. - And just in case you're Lionsgate, that was sarcasm. Fuckwads. These kind of "soundtracks" ruin movies.
Get rid of the Obama ads! by W3bzpinn3r	Jul 25th, 2008 03:41:49 PM
If Obama is elected to the PResidency, he and the Democrats will turn this nation into another socialist cesspool like the UK. Reason #1 If Barack Obama is defined by the company he keeps, he’s a racist, anti-American extremist. From Jeremiah Wright to William Ayers to Bernadine Dohrn, just enough of Obama’s skeletons have come out of the closet and endorsed him to cast a cloud of danger over his electability as the president of the United States. Indeed, much of Obama’s primary campaign has been fraught with various allies from Obama’s past and present dancing into the media spotlight. Then, after a fair amount of unsavory press, Obama apologizes for and separates himself from the same friends he aligned himself with mere months earlier. We need only consider Obama’s remarks about Reverend Jeremiah Wright as his mentor, then the exposure of Trinity United Church and Obama’s subsequent denouncement of Wright’s anti-American speech to recall the pattern. Known terrorists, both domestic and international, endorse Barack as their man. Young Palestinian men lobby on his behalf in earnest. They do this because Obama in office serves their own interests. Reason #2 Obama’s patriotism is questionable. In an election, we naturally compare one candidate to another. One candidate doesn’t wear a flag pin. One candidate doesn’t hold his hand over his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance. One candidate has no military experience. One candidate’s idea of foreign policy is to negotiate with enemies who wish to obliterate our existence over a cup of coffee. The role of the president should be filled by someone who loves our country, who values our history, and who has proven that he is ready to die to serve our country. The role of the First Lady should similarly be filled by someone who honors and respects the country her husband serves. It doesn’t count when your patriotism begins just as your husband enters the presidential campaign. If Obama’s friends don’t derail his campaign, his own wife and life partner surely will. Reason #3 Obama is a skilled orator, a trait that has earned him a devout following in a party largely comprised of atheists. When Barack Obama opens his mouth to speak, liberals’ ears seem to filter out the message and listen only to the words in a hypnotic trance. Their devotion to Obama mimics that of radical Christians to Jesus Christ. Criticize Obama to a liberal Obama supporter, and it’s as if you’ve questioned the existence of God, only the resulting argument is much angrier and holds far less intellectual merit. It’s more like telling an environmentalist that chaining himself to a tree won’t save the earth, or informing a war protester that no one in Washington cares what he or she thinks. Obama denouces wrightIt isn’t Obama’s following that is of the most concern, however. A public speaker as smooth as Obama will inspire fans on his own talents. Let’s remember, however, that Barack Obama was a lawyer before he became a senator. And, like most lawyers, his words are best when rehearsed. However, Obama crumbles under pressure, and his improvised remarks typically fall flat or offend. We need only recall the fallout from the “bitter small-town Americans”, “typical white person” and “Can’t I just eat my waffle?” to recall Obama’s propensity to fumble the ball when he’s running an unscripted play with nary a playbook in sight. It’s one thing to offend foreign, enemy nations during wartime; offending majority populations of the country you represent is another, especially as you align for their vote in November. Judging from the multitude of politically incorrect missteps in his primary campaign, Obama seems to think that he doesn’t need votes from entire segments of the population; namely, the middle of the country. This blatantly blase attitude must cost him the election to teach Democrats that conservative minds will not be discounted. Reason #4 Obama’s politics and ideals are too far skewed on the liberal end of the political scale to strike a balance with Americans as a whole. No matter the political affiliation of a sitting president, his job is to appease the majority of his constituents, the American public. Radical liberals clamor for our next president to be a polar opposite to George W. Bush; conservatives know that accomplishing this won’t automatically fix the ills that plague our country. The checks and balances within our legislature make any change a gradual one, over many years. Amid a tenuous situation in the Middle East, too liberal of a response by our next president casts the United States as lily-livered pansies, too afraid of hurting feelings to eradicate terrorism. Extreme left-wing Democrats either don’t realize this or don’t care, and Obama is their man. If he gets into office, small-town typical white Americans had better cling to their guns and religion, because Obama will muck up civilian rights to both. Reason #5 Obama’s experience is lacking. This isn’t to say that a junior senator can’t be president one day. The presidency is fraught with unique challenges, however, ones that can’t be adequately prepared for in any branch of the government. In the business world, even the best candidates from upper management must pay their dues before aspiring to become CEO. The team captain must prove his or her leadership potential over several seasons to earn that ‘C’ on a uniform. In every other successful realm of the American culture, experience yields a top leadership position. Why should the presidency, the most historically esteemed and influential position in the country, be any different? Obama’s inexperience lands him into trouble with his improvised remarks and shaky responses to tough issue-based questions. His inexperience causes him to make crucial errors and oratory missteps under pressure. He is simply not ready. Democrats can clean up his image and repackage him in 2012. In every endeavor, Barack Obama has flouted the intellect of the constituents whose vote he aims to obtain. He’s dazzled his starry-eyed followers with well-crafted speeches that render them vociferously loyal; in cult-like fashion, they zealously support Obama to all who will listen. Separate Obama from his gilded memorized passages, and his words clang jarringly and offend like a cat walking across piano keys at twilight. Pin him in a corner with tough questions on issues and his allies, and he strikes like a caged animal trapped in a corner. Obama’s speeches act like a mirror through which radical liberals see exactly what they want to see in their next president. It is up to the rest of us to peer through the looking-glass and see Obama for the inexperienced, unsavory presidential candidate he is. Post written by Marissa who blogs at Ivy League Conservative Blog. Marissa graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 2006. Six months later, she helped open and manage two multimillion-dollar restaurants in Atlantic City, New Jersey with the Starr Restaurant Organization. A food, beverage and travel writer by nature, Marissa has been published nationally in both lifestyle print magazines and on Internet lifestyle websites. In March 2008, she began Ivy League Conservatives as a response to the overwhelming liberal culture she experiences in metropolitan postgraduate life. Marissa is a nomad in search of her own modern-day Xanadu, and currently writes from her hometown in Los Angeles, California.
Punisher 2 = 28 million (Tops!) by Demode	Jul 25th, 2008 03:42:49 PM
This movie isn't going to make any money. Why? Because of shit like this going on. You have to respect the material! I spent a month working on The Incredible Hulk in Toronto, and everyone in the cast and crew was excited about that film. Sure, there was some worry about the ghost of the first filom flying around, and yes... I think its safe to say that the first Hulk did hurt this film's boxoffice. BUT! The Incredible Hulk was a great action film that had a director was gave his all, and a production company that backed him! I remember one day the producers came by and where upset that shooting at a park went 2 weeks over what was scheduled, but they still let him finish his film and it was the better for it. Lionsgate has to pull their heads out of their asses. We have had two successful films in a row now because Marvel backed the teams who made them. If Punisher bombs, Lionsgate is going to look so fucking bad in the fans eyes. Let Lexi finish her film, and for the love of god, don't give it a death metal or rap soundtrack. I just saw Deathrace last night, and that is NOT what I want to see for the Punisher!!!
Heckles: "Let the bodies hit the floor..." by brokenheadstuff	Jul 25th, 2008 03:44:14 PM
you just might love THIS: http://tinyurl.com/5eznth NOT A R.R. (funny how we have to say that all the time now)
Harry... did you find out WHY they dumped her? by Calico Pete	Jul 25th, 2008 03:47:17 PM
What was the disagreement about?
So fuckin what by Dkev00	Jul 25th, 2008 03:47:24 PM
Bring on the Punisher. And I love thrash so piss off.
Who cares? by Thunderbolt Ross	Jul 25th, 2008 03:50:54 PM
How deep can the Punisher be? It's a one -dimensional character. Better as a foil for another protagonist, as he was initially.
Punisher Has NEVER been that DEEP. by Ropacon	Jul 25th, 2008 03:51:15 PM
The whole comic has just been a violent action movie on paper. It surprises me that people expect more from a film. The trailer for the new film looks exactly like what a movie version of the comic should look like AND the soundtrack in the trailer is completely appropriate. Heads explode as death metal thrashes.
bacci 40 by Quin the Eskimo	Jul 25th, 2008 03:53:03 PM
So that's 3 more voters then Obama spent time with?
Any Lionsgate execs reading this? by MetiphisLabs	Jul 25th, 2008 03:54:29 PM
Learn to keep your meaty paws off the creative process, no one like you and you don't know shit.
W3bzpinn3r... this is not the place! by Demode	Jul 25th, 2008 03:55:03 PM
This is a message board for a comic book movie, not some cut-and-paste rant from a lost little girl searching for her fucking Xanadu. Sorry that Hillary didn't win, but thats life. Now suck it up. This forum is for comic news only!
Can you ban "Marissa" by sundancekeed	Jul 25th, 2008 04:00:58 PM
or W3bzpinn3r or whoever the hell the political spammer is? It's bad enough that we're getting another suck-ass Punisher flick, but we gotta wade through a boring polemic too?
Punisher would make a good HBO series by Demode	Jul 25th, 2008 04:01:26 PM
I don't know whether Lexi did a bad job or not, but this news sucks. I'm starting to think they should just stop making Punisher films. I would actually rather watch an HBO Punisher television series. Christ, HBO is looking for a new hit, and I would imagine that a show based on a Marvel comic like the Punisher could be a big hit for them.We have years and years of Punisher comics that could be adapted into one hour tv shows easily. If the guy from the new movie actually makes a good punisher, I say get a show made and cast him as the Punisher.
Oh fucking great! by Judge Briggs	Jul 25th, 2008 04:06:12 PM
Lionsgate execs must have been kicking it in someone hotel suite, sniffing coke, and banging prostitutes and decided that metal music would just fooking rule in the Punisher movie because it will sell more albums. Fucking retards.
Punisher vs Daredevil by frongbak	Jul 25th, 2008 04:08:20 PM
Lexi kinda makes crap Green Street Hooligans made British Soccer Thugs into mostly uninteresting Nancies. That movie has some of the worst action I've seen and she admited in the Special Features she had zero exposure to that culture before filming. Punisher looks slightly more promising and hard-core but I still doubt that it's more than a pile of shit. They need to make a Punisher vs. Daredevil battle movie. It could be shot for 60 million-ish and would capitalize on the Marvel-phoria of this summer.
Even with this news... by kbass	Jul 25th, 2008 04:10:39 PM
As long as Thomas Jane continues his one-man war against crime I am in!! The first movie was good enough, so I'm confident he'll carry this one. What? He's not in it? Nevermind.
Well, shit! by fanboy71	Jul 25th, 2008 04:11:45 PM
Lexi had real passion for the character, and spoke out when the first teaser edit sucked. Now Lionsgate has kicked her out of the process, which means there is little chance of this movie being good. And I was really looking forward to it too. maybe someday we will see her cut. Until then, Lionsgate can kiss my ass. They won't get another cent from me.
W3bzpinn3r by TroutMaskReplicant	Jul 25th, 2008 04:12:27 PM
Ugh. On an unrelated note I saw George W. Bush on tv recently and he looked like he had his soul destroyed and someone cut his balls of in his sleep.
A "hard core" Punisher movie is BAD? by Mosquito March	Jul 25th, 2008 04:23:09 PM
I don't care about the metal music. I ordinarily prefer real music, but this is all good guys, bad guys, faces being blown off, and guys being ground up in giant garbage disposals. I can live with the shit music. What I WOULDN'T be able to live with is a Punisher movie that is NOT "hard core". The response to the first teaser was lukewarm - at best, and featured the incredibly cringe-inducing "sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God" line that sounded like it was being read by Hayden Christensen. Maybe the movie, despite its considerable violence, was being held down by seriously pussyfied moments like those, that remind you that Lexi tried to convince us that Elijah Wood could be a football hooligan. Who knows? All I can say is this footage was exactly the kind of carnage I want to see in a Punisher film. No Shakespeare-quoting sidekicks, no wacky neighbors, no fake fire hydrants. It's the Punisher, for crying out loud. I just want to see some motherfucking heads roll.
is punisher about exploding heads? by BMacSmith	Jul 25th, 2008 04:23:56 PM
looks like they've sold out the Punisher again, only in the opposite direction, and with the same poor execution. trying to cash in on the new hardcore superhero thing instead of the old family superhero thing.
studios..prod cos... by SunTzu77	Jul 25th, 2008 04:25:39 PM
have destroyed this franchise.
Songs in movies... by Mosquito March	Jul 25th, 2008 04:29:35 PM
How many people complained about the godawful contemporary pop/rock shit that they put in the SPIDER-MAN films, and most recently in HELLBOY 2? Metal tunes in a PUNISHER movie are not that big a compromise. Besides, how many people bought the soundtrack for the Jane film? I don't begrudge Lionsgate trying to make their money back on something that will most likely under-perform anyway, regardless of its quality.
She did the cinematic abortion that was green street by judge dredds fresh undies	Jul 25th, 2008 04:30:18 PM
So even if she were given final cut I would still expect this to be a huge pile of ASS, that said the footage from comicon did look promising so its a shame if shes been booted of a film which might prove her to be a decent director.
W3bzpinn3r.... by Holeman	Jul 25th, 2008 04:31:09 PM
Please go back to fucking your mother in your rundown double-wide while dreaming of the day when you can put down all those black people that scare you so and shut the fuck up, you racist, stupid asshole.
lexi... by TiPPiDa	Jul 25th, 2008 04:36:21 PM
Is it wrong that I wanna fuck the ass off the director of the new movie?.. it just seems wrong for some reason.
It's 'cause he doesn't have the skull logo. by rev_skarekroe	Jul 25th, 2008 04:47:54 PM
That's why this one will suck.
Well guess what by WolfmanNards	Jul 25th, 2008 05:12:02 PM
the movie looked like it was going to suck anyway. They probably realized how shitty it was going to be. I wish they did the same thing to Mark Steven Johnson.
Yackbacker by TheNorthlander	Jul 25th, 2008 05:14:30 PM
The review of JJ's screenplay is a CLASSIC. And, you know, after two decades of superman movie after superman movie failing to get made and nobody wanting to touch the material, we get a really good one. Far better than Superman 3 or 4. And talkbackers hate it because they can't live with the director's sex life. They don't know how lucky they are they didn't get JJ's "Superman" movie.
BTW isn't Punisher better material for a by TheNorthlander	Jul 25th, 2008 05:17:15 PM
video game than a movie?
Those who call it a "bald face lie" probably shaved by Cletus Van Damme	Jul 25th, 2008 05:22:36 PM
...or they just didn't know that the phrase is "bold faced lie."
RedNecks by catlettuce4	Jul 25th, 2008 05:23:56 PM
some of you yanks scare the shit out of me... Its quite obvious to every other citizen of the world that BA is the dude to drag you out of the 10 years of the Cheney empire FFS. Ignore the A-Team tune flowing through your head at the moment & just rock with some common sense. Punisher on HBO or Showtime is the way to go. This trailer looks like it was cut by W3bzpinn3r which is Dick Cheneys pen name.
What we're people expecting? by BrandonGK	Jul 25th, 2008 05:32:38 PM
The first Punisher was a laughable joke and the second was well intentioned but forgettable. It isn't like Frank Castle is that deep of a character. He's just a pissed asshole looking to settle a score. There's not a whole lot you can with something like that unless you're really clever.
Hey Rev... by sundancekeed	Jul 25th, 2008 05:36:30 PM
He actually does wear the skull, saw it on the "official" trailer. It's a little dingy, but it's there.
blame should be placed on by orange cinema	Jul 25th, 2008 05:39:13 PM
whoever approved that rediculous fucking jigsaw face. ftw is that shit?! looks like a bad roger corman b-movie muppet, and not in a cool way. if lexi didn't make that call, then she should count her blessings she isn't associated with this epic fail anymore.
Terrible screenplay. TERRIBLE by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jul 25th, 2008 05:44:00 PM
So, I don't see hope for this film in any case.
Bald face lie...he he he by Bricktops hammer	Jul 25th, 2008 05:51:45 PM
always such stellar writing here
Dethklok: The Punisher Soundtrack by Iron-kong	Jul 25th, 2008 05:56:49 PM
I'd buy it.
I won't vote for Obama because he's a ... by The Only Woj	Jul 25th, 2008 05:59:03 PM
liberal marxist, who bastardizes the oil companies who he won't allow to drill or refine domestically, who get less money per gallon of gas sold then the government gets. alternative fuels are GREAT, but we're not going to change our entire country in four years. we need OIL, because oil will keep the money within the US economy and not out to foreigners. Yada yada yada. Don't vote for the socialist plz.
Regardless whether it is Harry reporting on this . . . by WX1	Jul 25th, 2008 05:59:13 PM
. . . I don't understand why ANY of what he says necessarily means a bad upcoming Punisher War Zone! Did we all see the same trailer? Mob bosses/meetings, check. Punisher himself w/some nasty-ass hardware, check. Punisher standing his ground, EVEN HANGING FROM A DAMN CHANDELIER suggesting the same kind of creative fireworks to which Ellis and company treated us to in his many panels, check. You see the cast? There's even a Microchip. Not faithful to the source material? And Ray Stevenson -- Rome TV series or Rome in real life's own friggin' Punisher And THE worst -- Punisher War Zone MUST be bad because someone's one their honeymoon. What?! Ehy, it looks like we ain't getting Ellis's brilliant-beats-Steranko's versiono of-Nick Fury either, but, most of you are eating that Sam Jackson (will he PLEASE retire already!!!!) version up! Think I'll skip any more "advance oohs and ahs, lookey me, I got early screenings-ness" of this film And, hell, while I'm at it? Maybe a helluva lot of films. You know some o' you are wid' this.
Nothing wrong with hard music for a tease but by Arteska	Jul 25th, 2008 06:00:00 PM
they could have picked or found something better without trying too hard.
And ANOTHER thing: SOUNDTRACK?! by WX1	Jul 25th, 2008 06:01:19 PM
Because synth' offerings in "Gladiator" and hard-rock guitar in a bunch of barbarian movies makes sense. Yeah. Oi!!!
FUCK LIONSGATE by DOGSOUP	Jul 25th, 2008 06:02:39 PM
Fuck them up their stupid asses.
lol @ the studio for not wanting an ennis punisher by palewook	Jul 25th, 2008 06:02:50 PM
enjoy the tax write off. this movie will fail at the box office.
HARCORE Punisher is GOOD! by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jul 25th, 2008 06:17:09 PM
"...because nothing says PUNISHER like raspy amps." As opposed to what? The gentle, melodic sounds of Enya and Kenny G??? Quit whining, Harry. The Punisher NEEDS to be a brutal, violent character with a hard edge both visually AND musically, in order to live up to his very NAME, as well as the expectations of his fans... who pre-date Ennis' involvement by a couple of decades, at least!
Somehow in another reality . . . by WX1	Jul 25th, 2008 06:18:08 PM
. . . this film'll be praised likeso: "it is simply a work that bespeaks a refined Golan/Globus flick that we never got, and that is what makes it brilliant." Or perhaps that'll be the assessment when the film actually comes out.
I stand corrected . . . Ennis by WX1	Jul 25th, 2008 06:19:53 PM
. . . not Ellis (island). Thanks, bacci40. See how increduloused I was? I wrote the guy's name wrong :).
The guys at Lionsgate by Cpt. Arnoldo	Jul 25th, 2008 06:23:26 PM
are fucking clownshoes!
In principle.... by phaedrus007	Jul 25th, 2008 06:23:38 PM
This sucks. However, I firmly believe that no Punisher movie will ever be good. The appeal of the Punisher is that it's like an action movie in comic book form. Once you put the character back into the movies, there's literally nothing special about him. He's just another spurned ex-cop/military out to shott bad guys.
Fuck, what next? Halle Berry as Catwoman? by Knuckleduster	Jul 25th, 2008 06:24:15 PM
Heavy metal and guns. These guys thrive on originality.
By the way, Ennis's Nick Fury . . . by WX1	Jul 25th, 2008 06:24:40 PM
. . . cripes, if THAT motha' is filmed (cripes, the director can just take all six issues of Ennis's first "Fury" series and use as storyboard) . . . man, Fury saying, "like that clusterf&k in the Balkans" and "this ain't Desert Storm -- no one gets that much free p&$y in one lifetime" is the price of admission. They film that? I don't CARE who the hell plays Fury.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor . . . by Nico Toscani	Jul 25th, 2008 06:28:20 PM
Was that song written for the sole purpose of licensing it to movie studios for trailers?
Dated shit, man. by NiceGuyEddie19	Jul 25th, 2008 06:36:17 PM
Horrible music... Dated already. How do you think this will look in a few years?
Bodies was first used by the milf lover	Jul 25th, 2008 06:41:36 PM
to promote a WWE payperview, then movies jumped on the bandwagon. As for the Punisher movie, sure it looks violent, a lot more than the Jane one (and thank god no Travolta, he was the only real problem I had with that movie). Jigsaw looks lame as fuck. I dont know about how Lexi being out will be a good or bad thing, but releasing this in december shows Lionsgate dont give a shit about it.
Like what stops by Series7	Jul 25th, 2008 06:48:24 PM
Directors from lashing out after the movie is released? What is the star pulls an L L Cool J, goes on Conan and tells people not to see the movie because it sucks?
Hardest Comic to adapt by Phategod2	Jul 25th, 2008 06:51:48 PM
I think Between This and Captain America This has to be the Hard thing to adapt to truly capture the essence of the Punisher the movie has to be rated R. And Frank Castle is tormented but very Quiet. I can't ever see this property translating well to the big screen.
"Bald faced lie" by theWarning	Jul 25th, 2008 06:58:40 PM
...Really?
Nobody has the right take on this thing. by NiceGuyEddie19	Jul 25th, 2008 07:19:17 PM
No matter how they try to do it, they fuck it up. The only right way to make a Punisher movie is to make him controversial, bordering on outright disturbing. You're supposed to hate yourself for loving what he does. He's supposed to push the envelope to the absolute limits of what a half-decent human being could do, all in the name of Punishing those who hurt others. As far as the aesthetics, it should be as realistic as possible.
Is it True Metal or Shitty Nu Metal? by Xiphos_2	Jul 25th, 2008 07:20:28 PM
I'm good with the real metal, the Nu metal however sucks harder then a two peso Tijuana hooker...Uh so I heard.
If you check Lexi Alexander's blog... by DraculaDillenger	Jul 25th, 2008 07:26:32 PM
It seems she's posted what could be a confirmation of sorts. http://tinyurl.com/6x5mzn
A friend of mine worked on 'Green Street'... by J.B.M.A.	Jul 25th, 2008 07:48:27 PM
...and said Lexi Alexander was the worst director he'd ever worked for. The camera department allegedly ended up directing most of what he saw, while she huddled behind her monitor as the unfortunate actors flailed about helplessly...of course I wouldn't say this to her face - she'd kickbox my head off.
Check her website by digitalcos	Jul 25th, 2008 07:58:33 PM
Seems to back up this story. http://lexialexander.com/
Boondock Saints Connection. by Junior Frenger	Jul 25th, 2008 08:19:34 PM
It's funny, the same two people that recommended Green Street Hooligans top me are the same ones that recommended Boondock Saints. I haven't seen Green Street yet due to the fact that Boondock suck the fart out of a fresh roadkills ass, but the similar Boondock shot in the Punisher trailer has sounded the warning klaxons in my brain.
spiderman's awful soundtrack by johnnysunshine	Jul 25th, 2008 08:22:54 PM
The only bad thing about Spiderman was the god awful rock soundtrack. F#@$ing Nickelback?!? come on. A similar fate befell daredevil. Bryan Singer's X-Men avoided this mistake, probably because Singer had enough cache to nix the idea. I don't really care a heck of a lot about the Punisher franchise, but this can't be good news for fans.
What? Oh, this sucks man by Aeghast	Jul 25th, 2008 09:03:54 PM
Bad news.
~~~~~End Macho Pig Dominion of Hollywood! Support Hot Chik Flix by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 25th, 2008 09:19:46 PM
she's kind of hot. I've seen pictures of her... she can do WHATEVER she wants to the Punisher film as far as I'm concerned... =0) FUCK YOU LIONSGATE!
I hereby pronounce Tom Cullen by smackfu	Jul 25th, 2008 09:48:49 PM
the biggest faggot to grace these boards in a long time. If someone finally acknowledges your stupid Stand reference will you kindly shut the fuck up with that? It's not clever, though you obviously think it is, and it gets less and less clever each time you do it.
NO ONE WILL WORK FOR LIONS GATE by Illuminate	Jul 25th, 2008 10:46:59 PM
I know some up and coming Director. The best in the country working on there first films right out of film school and they have all expressed that they will never work for Lions Gate. All the very next Spielbergs and Bruckheimers who will be making films in the next year or two read these forums. Lions Gate has just proven that they are a bunch of assholes by blocking off the Director. If they don't like what she is doing in Post production than compromise with her. But, taking her off the film and not having her promote the film is bullshit. She is the Director. Also, Lexi Alexander is one hot piece of ass and she has a martial arts past. In other words, Lions Gate has got to be run by some fucking dumb asses since Lexi would be a great promotional person for this action film. FUCK LIONS GATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Playhouse For The Moon Knight Info!!! by Media Messiah	Jul 25th, 2008 11:31:13 PM
Marvel should move to either get the rights back for a movie version of Monn Knight or partner with the Canadian company to deliver a film version with the possibility of a film franchise. It would be win, win for everybody. PS: I hope you get that gig, you've got some wonderful ideas!!! Good luck Playhouse!!!
You know even though I though this movie will suck... by Sidepocket	Jul 26th, 2008 12:14:04 AM
I do feel bad for her. I know what it is like to work on a project good or bad, were you work your skill and soul into it only to have it yanked out from you by stupid people. So Lexi if you read these forums, note that I am with ya even though I was not with your movie.
nobody said to put mozart on there by Vern	Jul 26th, 2008 01:07:50 AM
although that would be way better than that shit. Can you name one great, or even very good, or even pretty good, or even somewhat memorable action movie that has shitty rock music like that on it? I'm not talking rock in general, I'm talking about the kind of bullshit on that trailer. Metal guitars on action movies is a cliche of crappy modern action of the DTV or WWE variety (and already parodied in TROPIC THUNDER, by the way). If you want to do it and date the movie then fine, but that doesn't mean you have to have some cheeseball like that singing over it! If this Punisher guy is as badass as you people keep claiming then he would've skinned those eyeliner wearing bitches before their song came within ten miles of his movie.
Music, for what it's worth. by lalalandlovechild	Jul 26th, 2008 01:32:24 AM
I saw part of the director's cut with the finished score. It's obvious why Lionsgate did what they did. The film is flabby, slow and weird. And the music sounds like it's from 1989. Seriously, it can only go up from here.
Wimps and Posers by visceralgristle	Jul 26th, 2008 01:43:15 AM
Harry and Vern.. you're whining about metal in a Punisher movie? I don't get it? It's like your idea of "Metal" is from some puss MTV Nu-Metal band, or fucking Poison, and if that's the case, you guys really need to get out more. Seems to me, REAL metal is a perfect for Punisher. You know, bands like: Motorhead... And not "Ace of Spades" either, and not the kind of crap they did for WWE...their newer stuff. Lemmy should write a Punisher theme song, since only Lemmy could do it right (if you doubt this, listen to the song 1916 and try not to cry... I dare you. Lemmy has composed some of the most gut wrenching songs ever written). Slayer, Megadeth, Overkill, Exodus, ArchEnemy, Testament, Fight, U.D.O., Artillery,.. these bands would all be perfect for Punisher. Do you people even know what real metal sounds like anymore? Have your scrotal sacks failed you and you've all lost track your testes? The ONLY problem with metal in movies is.. it's never done properly. No one with TASTE in the genre is ever hired to pick the tracks for the movie. Hell, even Heavy Metal had no discernible metal in it. Not that I think it'll be done right with this film, but I think if done right it would be fucking amazing.
After reading this headline, I had one question... by ebonic_plague	Jul 26th, 2008 02:10:38 AM
...how many times would that "Bodies Hitting the Floor" song be reference in the ensuing talkback. And you guys did not disappoint. And I don't mean that sarcastically.
Tallboy... by ebonic_plague	Jul 26th, 2008 02:12:50 AM
...I'm going to go out on a limb here and wager that you either have a shaved head and gauged out ears, or you sport a mullet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
...and/or pointy facial hair. by ebonic_plague	Jul 26th, 2008 02:14:07 AM

ebonic_plague by visceralgristle	Jul 26th, 2008 02:37:07 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and wager you have a obscenely thorough collection of pleather sequined hotpants and a sloppily drawn and offcenter tatoo of Judy Garland graces your ass-neck. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Visceralgristle by ebonic_plague	Jul 26th, 2008 02:46:40 AM
You think there's really nothing wrong with an off center ass-neck tattoo? I don't even know what that means, but even I know it's just wrong! Kudos on your enlightened sense of tolerance, though, I guess you really can't judge a clown by his face paint.
Dear God, Won't Someone PLEASE Think Of The Adult-Children?! by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 02:51:50 AM
In other words: who gives a flying fuck?
by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 26th, 2008 03:04:52 AM

Who cares? Bring on the carnage! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 26th, 2008 03:05:31 AM
Plus a NC-17 rating.
Green Street was a pile of shite anyway by loafroaster	Jul 26th, 2008 03:16:29 AM
The mind boggles how she got work after that
TallBoy66... by loafroaster	Jul 26th, 2008 03:20:55 AM
Well Aliens, and Predator for two. Also I remember films like Last of the Mohicans, Batman and Superman mainly due to their 'sweeping John Williams-style scores'.
to visceral and tallboy by Vern	Jul 26th, 2008 03:29:20 AM
I don't think you watched that trailer. You're comparing that corny dogshit to "Iron Man," a classic that's almost 40 years old (and a corny way to end that movie anyway)? And you're saying you DO want it to be like TRANSFORMERS? Well that's where we differ I guess. You make a good point bringing up THE MATRIX and DEVIL'S REJECTS, they did a good job with the music in those. But go watch that PUNISHER trailer, please, and then come back here and tell me how it compares to the use of "Freebird" in DEVIL'S REJECTS. I'm not saying that it's impossible to put rock music in a good movie. I'm just saying that putting a collection of random crap on the soundtrack (such as the song in the trailer) is not a way to make a good movie. You can even narrow it down just to comic book movies to show that it's only the crappy ones that do that. Please see SPAWN, BATMAN AND ROBIN, DAREDEVIL, etc. And no, I don't want a sweeping John Williams score either. That was one thing that could've been better in the Thomas Jane one, the composer kind of acted like he knew it was based on a comic book.
essay question by Vern	Jul 26th, 2008 03:32:22 AM
Could a Charles Bronson movie survive the song from that Punisher trailer?
Just think how much more money THE DARK KNIGHT by Mace Tofu	Jul 26th, 2008 03:39:20 AM
would of made if it had the music from the PUNISHER trailer for the soundtrack. Looks like another REDBOX rental IMHO.
Re:Could a Charles Bronson movie survive the song from that Puni by Mace Tofu	Jul 26th, 2008 03:42:16 AM
Maybe that one where he found the penis pump under the sink? I think that music would work in that one ( 10 to Midnight? I think, could be wrong on the title )
Gathering all the traits of a DTV B movie by Antz	Jul 26th, 2008 04:40:51 AM
Hard to believe it is even going to get a cinematic release from everything I'm hearing about it.
S.S.D.A. by Antz	Jul 26th, 2008 04:41:45 AM
Same Shit Different Assholes
What's amusing is that the orchestral soundtrack for Dolph's Pun by Stalkeye	Jul 26th, 2008 04:56:51 AM
was much better than the 2004 version..shit everything was better than Jane's Movie.Oh and W3bzpinn3r..STFU! That being said, if they are gonna use metal music to promote PWZ, I would suggest Underground in America (Pantera) over the shit that they are using now.
Nothing wrong with using metal... by Arteska	Jul 26th, 2008 07:08:11 AM
...but what they used isn't metal - it's mindless noise. Ray Stevenson looks good though - he deserved more support than they conjured with this teaser.
Lexi=serious pain in the arse. by MJ_WHU	Jul 26th, 2008 07:11:21 AM
I was one of the extra's on Green Street and it was clear that Alexander did indeed leave most of the filming to her camera crew. It's also true that she wouldn't listen to advice from anyone, even English hooligans and her co-writer (who ended up being banned from set and all promotion of the movie) which is why the movie ended up as something of a joke. The only surprising thing about her being dumped from Punisher is that it Lionsgate so long.
Max Payne PWNS the Punisher ... by cowboyone	Jul 26th, 2008 08:48:32 AM
Except maybe for the stupid f-ing Angel? Anyway they (Lexi?) f-ed this property up big time. They opted for the LATE GEN Punisher (overwrought photo referenced art style)They should have opted for the old-school Mike Zeck penned Punisher. Shit was dope!
FUCK LIONS GATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Illuminate	Jul 26th, 2008 09:37:40 AM
MJ_WHU, If she did detailed story boarding than of course she would leave filming to her camera crew. What matters if she was constantly giving Direction to the actors which I don't know... She is the Director, the king, the emperor or the set. That is what the Director does. She doesn't have to take advice from anyone since it is called "Director's Perspective" that is show on screen. I read her page before it went blank and she was being faithfull to the max comic book and from what I know at this point deserves all the fans support. p.s. Also, she is one hot piece of ass. lol
lexi has nice tits by BMacSmith	Jul 26th, 2008 10:06:12 AM
that is all
Relax, Take A Deep Breath by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 10:33:47 AM
Heres the deal, we don't know what the soundtrack, in the film, is going to be like. Of course they are going to market this to rageaholic teens because its a grindhouse-y gorefest (at least the trailer looks that way) and thus the trailer has some nu-metal bullshit. BUT, they always package soundtracks like that, and most of the time, you'll hear a snippet of any given song in the background for two seconds or something so they can justify it being on the cd (or download) whilst the vast majority of the soundtrack is instrumental stuff that bares no relation on the soundtrack they are trying to sell. In other words, just because this is in the trailer, it doesn't mean the whole soundtrack will be like that. If anything, after watching the trailer, I think the soundtrack should be all hamfisted synth stuff like a John Carpenter soundtrack. And thats probably what most of it will be like.
Actually, The Blade II Soundtrack Is Fuckin' GREAT by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 10:37:16 AM
I think Blade is a better movie, but I like Blade II a lot, and it has a cooler soundtrack.
Slayer by Dkev00	Jul 26th, 2008 10:43:49 AM
That's who needs to do the sound track. Reign In Blood!!!
Atari Teenage Riot Fucking RULES! by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 10:45:04 AM
They didn't last long, but they were fucking great. Alec Empire's new stuff kinda sucks -- sorta of a mix of Gary Neuman and a bad imitation of Iggy Pop. No thanks.
Napalm Death w/ Merzbow and Fantomas by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 10:47:13 AM
THATS who should do the soundtrack for this.
"BALD FACED LIE" IS CORRECT YOU FUCKING DIMWITS by Bass Bastardson	Jul 26th, 2008 11:19:13 AM
I love it when dumbfucks try to show how smart they are.
Blade 2 soundtrack is not that good by Vern	Jul 26th, 2008 12:05:05 PM
in fact, the only element of the movie you could say that about. For a good laugh check out Wesley Snipes's commentary during the scene where him and the vampires are suiting up to go kill monsters. He says that the song is wack and that it makes him want to say "no, you guys go ahead without me."
a racist, anti-American extremist by ironic_name	Jul 26th, 2008 01:14:33 PM
makes me wanna vote for him.
death metal is for boys who have been molested by ironic_name	Jul 26th, 2008 01:16:11 PM
coz its tuff!!!one1!!1!! the bad man touched you, but you iz tuff naow!!
dolph lundgren is the superpimp by ironic_name	Jul 26th, 2008 01:18:10 PM

Lexi=serious pain in the arse. (2) by MJ_WHU	Jul 26th, 2008 01:42:26 PM
It's all very well talking about "directors perspective" but when you're making a movie about a subject you (she) clearly knew little or nothing about and you have a location full of people who are heavily involved with that subject, then anyone who doesn't listen to advice on even the simplist things, even when offered by the paid consultant, is either a fool or arrogant beyond belief. Proof of that is there for all to see on the Green Street DVD.
Lexi=serious pain in the arse. (2) by MJ_WHU	Jul 26th, 2008 01:46:03 PM
and another thing, if you guys think Lexi is hot, you should get yourself over to East London and see some proper women. She is a pig.
TallBoy66 by messi	Jul 26th, 2008 01:52:40 PM
Read 'The Slavers' and then write the same post again you cunt.
PUNISHER 4.0: REDEMPTION by MR. MURDOCH	Jul 26th, 2008 03:18:41 PM
or...WELCOME BACK FRANK. The Fight Starts Here!! In which Marvel partners with Edko Films and has The Punisher travel to Shanghai for a Chinese co-production, co-directed by Jonnie To and John Woo! Edko will kick MARVEL off the movie, and Johnie To and Woo will have creative differences, and the film will premiere Direct-to-TV in China, with heavy edits of course. (And after that fuck-up, I'm sure Marvel will consider partnering with the top Bollywood producers for "PUNISHER: DANCE 'TIL DAWN") !!!!
No, The Catholic Church Is For Boys Who Are Being Molested by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 03:27:10 PM
And will grow up to be molestors. Btw, Merzbow and Fantomas aren't death metal. One is a japanese noise band and the other is an experimental outjazz metal band. Hurry! Do try and keep up!
Wesley Snipes Didn't Like The Soundtrack, Huh? by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 03:28:43 PM
Oh well, I guess that means we can't like it either? Duh.
with your anti religion screeds [a great word] pants.. by ironic_name	Jul 26th, 2008 04:38:47 PM
I wonder if you aren't a death metal lover... pigfuck are the original japanese noise band.. ben lee talked about getting one of their cds once years ago. dolph lundgren and barry otto [miranda otto from lotr 's dad or uncle] with lois gosset!
Do Boll, Bay, or WS Anderson director this mess??? by Violator90	Jul 26th, 2008 04:53:36 PM
This is gonna suck worse than a Bayified verison of THE LITTLE MERMAID! Though I would think seeing 'splosions and flames on the Little Mermaid might get my attention more that this pile of wasted film.
Nah, Not Really by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 05:13:50 PM
I like some of the sounds and textures of death metal, but the only death metal cd I own is the first Napalm Death. I'm anti-religion because religion is fucking stupid; brainwashing for the masses of assess who cling to the illusions and will do anything -- including condoning the rape children -- to preserve that illusion. Oh, and Merzbow started making noise music in 1979. Never heard of Pigfuck. I seriously doubt they predate Merzbow, though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M erzbow
LIONS GATE CAN STILL KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! by Illuminate	Jul 26th, 2008 05:14:21 PM
MJ_WHU, With all do respect what you said makes no sense what so ever. From what she showed on her web page she knows exactly what the Punisher comic is about and she is also film school trained. From all the interviews that Cameron and Spielberg have done says that a Director doesn't have to listen to anyone PERIOD. I have not seen Green Street Hooligans so, I can't comment on that... I am sorry that your experience as an extra sucked but there is no need to start dissing Lexi just because she is was the Director. The third assistant director or Producers are to blame for that one. Also, Lexi is one hot piece of ass. I have dated models and etc. that guys are always drooling and I can tell you that I would let Lexi ride my cock any day of the week. Her new husband is a lucky man.
Lexi Alexander Is So NOT Hot by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 05:29:55 PM
She's okay, average, doable, but hot? Nah.
I have to agree with Laserpants by Xiphos_2	Jul 26th, 2008 06:09:31 PM
She's okay, like a late night pickup on a Wednesday attractive. Then again my standards are low, but I would throw a hump in her that's for sure.
Oh, btw, GREEN STREET HOLLIGANS Was Fucking TERRIBLE by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 06:25:47 PM
Absolutely terrible.
HOOLIGANS by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 06:26:18 PM
Hello, edit function?
well, I think Lexi is hot by the milf lover	Jul 26th, 2008 06:49:33 PM
Maybe not 'Hollywood hot' (like the women usually drooled over around here, for example Carla Gugino who seems to be the drool-worthy dame of the day on the Witch Mountain talkback) or 'Supermodel hot' (in my book most of these skinny curveless models are not hot at all), but she is definitely 'real world hot' and I would eat her all night if given the chance.
ONLY A GUY FUCKING A FAT CHICK WOULD SAY SHE'S NOT HOT by Illuminate	Jul 26th, 2008 08:55:16 PM
WhinyNegativeBitch, oh please, you are so full of shit. I have dated the hot blonde chearleader that ignored your ass in high school. I have dated women from hot sorority chicks to blonde models who would make you blow your cumm in your pants just by looking at them ten feet away then you lower your head shy up and run to the corner like the little bitch you are. It gets old fucking hot chicks. Believe it or not a lot of stereo types are true when it comes to hot women since they can act like spoiled bratts because losers like you always kiss there ass. But, guess what they always end up fucking bad asses like me. lol Don't get me wrong looks still count and she has got them. But, Lexi is hot not just because of her looks but because she has brains. Once you make a smart hot chick come all over your cock then you will know what I am talking about.
ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT COCKSUCKER GALE ANNE HURD by Illuminate	Jul 26th, 2008 09:03:12 PM
Also, As I said Lexi Alexander's husband is a lucky man and I hope they both get off from the "honey-moon" soon so they can work on post-production. Where the fuck is that bitch Gale Anne Hurd in all this. James Cameron had pissed off plenty of studio heads in the past and Gale Anne Hurd always had his back. Why is she not having Lexi's back. Is it because Lexi doesn't have a dick for Gale to suck?
only a guy fucking a goat types in all caps by Xiphos_2	Jul 26th, 2008 09:45:13 PM
and claims to fuck all these allegedly "hot chicks" on an anonymous message board. So once you stop molesting goats we will start believing you okay, Mary?
That shit isn't "metal" at all! by slowmo513	Jul 26th, 2008 10:27:00 PM
The comic con footage I saw only had crappy nu-metal radio rock bullshit. Let's just be clear on this and not call that sorry exuse for hottopic musak metal. I agree the soundtrack will suck and the movie seems doomed yet again, but a real metal soundtrack would really kickass for punisher. It truely fits the agression that punisher represents.
Illuminate by LaserPants	Jul 26th, 2008 10:56:06 PM
Please excuse me if this offends you, but your duel posts lead to me suspect that you are a morbidly obese teenage virgin who chronically masturbates to free internet porn clips pretty much constantly, and has never even come close to kissing a girl, let alone "made" one "come all over (your) cock." Of course, I may be wrong, but something tells me I'm right. I'm right aren't I?
Harry thinks he's better than everyone else by ArmySmithaz	Jul 26th, 2008 11:34:10 PM
That trailer looked sweet. That music rocked. Not everything is going to be the way you want it to be Harry. Punisher with cool moded weapons killing mofo's that stole his lunch money. That's all any of us that actually like Punisher want to see. So what if you use Heavy metal to market a film. I don't know about the release date.
laserpants, by 'death metal' I meant 'bad touching' by ironic_name	Jul 27th, 2008 12:47:35 AM
imagine ryan renolds saying "you sound like you're into [raised eyebrow] death metal" after you are done wanting to punch me for acting like ryan renolds, please note I'm joking, as is my way - anyway, pigfuck is a term from the eighties, it seems, so a japanoise band taking that name would be only 2 1/2 decades ago. http://tinyurl.com/5gg4yx my humour will be appreciated when I'm older. just like that tony clifton dude.
to reiterate - death metal = touched by creepy uncle by ironic_name	Jul 27th, 2008 12:52:06 AM
and I wouldn't TOSS lexi out of bed. but anyway, one dolph to punish us all, and in the darkness, bind them. one dolph drives in the sewers, looking for a drunk, and finds him.
Green Street was shite by MJ_WHU	Jul 27th, 2008 01:52:11 AM
The reason she fucked up on Green Street had everything to do with the fact that she was trying to make a movie about a culture of which she knew nothing. In such a situation, even the great directors would surely consult with experts during pre-prod and filming to make sure that what they were filming was accurate and they would take on board comments made about things that were clearly wrong to those who know. She didn't seem to do anything like that which is why the movie turned out a big mess. That's not the mark of a good director. Especially one who looks like an effeminate man.
Green Street was shite by MJ_WHU	Jul 27th, 2008 01:52:14 AM
The reason she fucked up on Green Street had everything to do with the fact that she was trying to make a movie about a culture of which she knew nothing. In such a situation, even the great directors would surely consult with experts during pre-prod and filming to make sure that what they were filming was accurate and they would take on board comments made about things that were clearly wrong to those who know. She didn't seem to do anything like that which is why the movie turned out a big mess. That's not the mark of a good director. Especially one who looks like an effeminate man.
Sadly everything that was feared about this flick is coming to p by JaySmack	Jul 27th, 2008 02:18:14 AM
We called it shit the second it was announced that a woman would be directing. And a bad situation got worse when a guy whose only qualification is that he's a big goof got cast for the lead. No script, no direction and a studio with no clue what it's doing. The only people who are surpised by any of this are the people who were too dumb to see it coming.
figures by drdoom_v	Jul 27th, 2008 06:41:54 PM
especially since the dumbshit first one broke box office records. they should bring Travolta back on and shoot it in florida again. awesome!
I love metal but this sucks! Remember the score from the video g by Spacker Dave	Jul 27th, 2008 06:53:48 PM
That Punisher video game from a couple of years ago had the best horn driven score I have heard in a long time. Why can't they just port that over to this movie? On a side note, The Crow had the best of both worlds soundtrack with a beautiful score and a great lot of band tracks. Can anyone say "compromise"?
Third time lucky? by Chris Wood	Jul 27th, 2008 07:29:36 PM
Okay, this is a great opportunity – hottish director plus metal – but the track record is pretty lame. Dolph and Thomas Jane lacked quite a bit. Neither were brutal or cold enough. The Punisher has to be bad, and bad like the motherfucker removal device the books get perfect. A big tough bastard who thinks Patton was a liberal. This could be great with the right man, the kind of actor who can make you eyeball the floor. I don’t know anything about Ray Stevenson – can he do that?
by ominus	Jul 28th, 2008 07:01:18 AM
JaySmack you are a FUCKING RACIST. you have a problem about women directing action movies? THEN FUCK YOU,i say.
racist? by MJ_WHU	Jul 28th, 2008 03:38:49 PM
Why is he a racist? Sexist maybe but there's nothing wrong with that.
Lexi rocks by Astro666	Aug 10th, 2008 05:15:50 PM
Green Street Hooligans was amazing. I reminded of Fight Club and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I think if Lexi was able to use her cut us real Punisher fans would finally get a REAL PUNISHER MOVIE.

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