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Hasselhoff Might Return To Guest On KNIGHT RIDER -- If It Lasts More Than Eight Episodes!!

Hamburgers by crimsoncinder	Jul 24th, 2008 10:18:28 PM
Well, as long as K.I.T.T. comes back as well to coax him into hamburger helper rehab then I might watch it.
Dark Knight Rider by Jubba	Jul 24th, 2008 10:24:54 PM
batman cameo
Isn't 'The Hoff' dead? by LordPorkington	Jul 24th, 2008 10:31:19 PM
Well, he is in my eyes...
who's gonna watch this crap Ford commercial thinly disguised as by VictorNewman	Jul 24th, 2008 10:39:34 PM
seriously??!
"Busy schedule..." by jimmy rabbitte	Jul 24th, 2008 10:39:54 PM
...those world wide tours of Germany drag on forever.
a tv show? by VictorNewman	Jul 24th, 2008 10:40:02 PM

Just watch.. by EyeofPolyphemus	Jul 24th, 2008 10:49:00 PM
Fringe, Dollhouse, and Life on Mars will bomb while Knight Rider will limp along with decent enough ratings to carry on.
"This is a mess." by Pennsy	Jul 24th, 2008 11:00:12 PM
Remember him saying that while he was eating pizza off the floor?
M-O-O-N. That spells "big in Germany" by Tom Cullen	Jul 24th, 2008 11:07:33 PM
As mediocre as I think this show will likely prove to be, I think, just like the last tv movie, it'll still draw a big enough audience to stick around for a while. I mean lets face it, the majority of tv audiences these days seem to prefer their shows to be pre-packaged, non demanding, paint by numbers product that requires nothing more of it's audience than to turn on and tune out, so in that fashion Knight Rider will likely do quite well for itself, crap or not. As for "The Hoff", fucker would show up to the opening of a can of coke if there was a cheque in it for him... M-O-O-N. That spells Trans-Am.
Hey TOM CULLEN, what's with all the M-O-O-N posts?? by Executor	Jul 24th, 2008 11:21:24 PM
Did I miss something? I see your moon posts all over the place but I don't get it.
Executor by tehgreekhammer	Jul 24th, 2008 11:25:32 PM
Dont pick on Tom Cullen, he's got a touch of the "retard" For a little light reading this summer pick up Stephen Kings "The Stand". Aside from being a great book, it will also answer your questions about the whole M-O-O-N thingie.
Executor by jimmy rabbitte	Jul 24th, 2008 11:26:46 PM
read or watch Steven King's The Stand. Your answer will be found therein.
If lasting 8 episodes is a requirement for Hoff's return by TVguy4566	Jul 24th, 2008 11:28:46 PM
Shouldn't the title of this story be "Hoff will not be appearing in the new Knight Rider series"? The backdoor pilot was God awful. I expect the new series to DOA. Unlike the Bionic Woman series last year which started out strong and faded fast, I expect this remake to fade fast because the backdoor pilot scared off anyone with even an ounce of taste.
Executioner by TVguy4566	Jul 24th, 2008 11:31:11 PM
You can also watch the Stand miniseries that seems to be replayed every week on the Sci-Fi channel. It is usually on in between episodes of Stargate spinoffs.
No Deal. by otm shank	Jul 24th, 2008 11:50:49 PM
Not even "the Hoff" can overact enough to save that hyped p.o.s. ford commercial.
"writer" of The Fast and the Furious. by ZeroCorpse	Jul 25th, 2008 12:34:33 AM
Somehow, that explains everything.
"A four-hour breakfast" by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.	Jul 25th, 2008 12:47:06 AM
He was so shitfaced that it took that long?
dexter 3 preview from the con by bacci40	Jul 25th, 2008 01:02:27 AM
http://tinyurl.com/6cpfvh
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!! by Series7	Jul 25th, 2008 01:21:46 AM
Hasselhoff is on Anaconda Three!!! Premiering this saturday on The Sci-Fi channel. If its half as bad ass as the first two then it'll be a whole bunch of bad ass.
Busy schedule but has time for 4 hour breakfast? by V'Shael	Jul 25th, 2008 03:06:03 AM
What, is he planning on playing the TRUCK?
"If it lasts more than 8 episodes"? Is that a threat? by newc0253	Jul 25th, 2008 03:26:44 AM
If we all don't watch it, does that mean he won't return? Because i was already planning on not watching it, but i'd make doubly sure not to watch it just in order to prevent Hasselhoff's small screen return.
8 episode minimum by Dradis Contact	Jul 25th, 2008 05:21:51 AM
Hopefully this is a condition, not a threat, and we can head this shit off at the pass. Quick, tell everyone you know not to watch it. But then hearing about it for the first time might get them curious. It's a dilemma.?
the biggest mistake the back-door pilot made by ciroslive	Jul 25th, 2008 07:24:41 AM
Was NOT making the original Michael Knight the 'big bad' behind the plot to kidnap the new KITT. That would get people (at least me) want to watch if they knew the Hoff was out to kill the 'new' Michael Knight...
Still Laughing at the Pilot by A-COD	Jul 25th, 2008 08:31:17 AM
The pilot was the worst thing I watched this year. I had a lot of fun though thanks to the now legendary talk backs that ripped the movie as it played out. The only way to bring me back to the show is if they revisit the Montecito every episode and find Stallone's "Frank the Repairman".
Hey come on, this could be GREAT. by notspock2	Jul 25th, 2008 08:45:31 AM
Ok, hear me out. Since it's pretty well established that this will be a commercial with some nano threadlike plot on which the scenes of CARS DRIVING VERY FAST will be hung... The show "knight rider" could be cut down to it's bare essentials. Giving it a run time of half hour over the course of an hour..Ok, hear me out. Since it's pretty well established that this will be a commercial with some skimpy string like plot on which the scenes of CARS DRIVING VERY FAST will be hung... What was previously the Advertising breaks could be replaced with a show. you know, something with a plot., and erm, actors, characters and dialogue and something that doesn't exist with the sole intention to sell you shit you don't need. Something that serves to enlighten the viewer as to the nature of the human condition... like stories and art are meant to. If the shows are going to become advertising.. it seems only fair if you are going to take peoples time up with them, that the adverts should be replaced by shows.
sorry about the numerous typos, by notspock2	Jul 25th, 2008 09:26:45 AM
I posted that while still editing. OOOPS.
Turbo-boost by Anakin Whoopass	Jul 25th, 2008 10:04:13 AM
Unless the production is wrecking 1-2 cars per episode shooting Turbo Boost scenes, they don't get what this show is supposed to be.
here's the script from is first scene by ArcadianDS	Jul 25th, 2008 10:42:06 AM
"dad... seriuosly. You have to stop taking the car." "mrrphflghfl" "dad" "Mrffl FPLGFGHF!!!!" "Dad you're on the floor eating Denny's for four hours! You have to stop." "Mrrrgl Don love me flhgls" "Dad you're gonna lose your walk-on cameo job. Im gonna call them right now." "YEW DON LUV mashes omelete MEEEE. urp" "dad..."
V'Shael, it's the other way around by Big Jim	Jul 25th, 2008 12:44:19 PM
He has a busy schedule because it takes him 4 hours to eat breakfast. Add another 5 hours for lunch, 7 hours for dinner, plus 8 hours sleep, and that's his whole day.
Hasselhof gotta eat by Big Jim	Jul 25th, 2008 01:00:58 PM
cheeseburgers

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