For a little light reading this summer pick up Stephen Kings "The Stand".

Aside from being a great book, it will also answer your questions about the whole M-O-O-N thingie.

If its half as bad ass as the first two then it'll be a whole bunch of bad ass.

Because i was already planning on not watching it, but i'd make doubly sure not to watch it just in order to prevent Hasselhoff's small screen return.

Hopefully this is a condition, not a threat, and we can head this shit off at the pass. Quick, tell everyone you know not to watch it.

But then hearing about it for the first time might get them curious. It's a dilemma.?

The show "knight rider" could be cut down to it's bare essentials. Giving it a run time of half hour over the course of an hour..Ok, hear me out. Since it's pretty well established that this will be a commercial with some skimpy string like plot on which the scenes of CARS DRIVING VERY FAST will be hung...

What was previously the Advertising breaks could be replaced with a show. you know, something with a plot., and erm, actors, characters and dialogue and something that doesn't exist with the sole intention to sell you shit you don't need. Something that serves to enlighten the viewer as to the nature of the human condition... like stories and art are meant to.

If the shows are going to become advertising.. it seems only fair if you are going to take peoples time up with them, that the adverts should be replaced by shows.

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"dad"

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"Dad you're on the floor eating Denny's for four hours! You have to stop."

"Mrrrgl Don love me flhgls"

"Dad you're gonna lose your walk-on cameo job. Im gonna call them right now."

"YEW DON LUV *mashes omelete* MEEEE. *urp*"

"dad..."