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RED SONJA poster finds a home on MTV via Comic Con - Now with Details from the Panel!!!

Love redheads. by mrfan	Jul 24th, 2008 09:04:48 PM
Just had to share.
Stank Nasty by Handsomeherdman	Jul 24th, 2008 09:05:39 PM
What producer actually thinks this movie will make a dime? I'd rather see Conan remade with Flavor Flav.
In theaters May '09 - Available on DVD June '09 by RetroActive	Jul 24th, 2008 09:07:28 PM
McGowan stinks.
me too mrfan by kungfuhustler84	Jul 24th, 2008 09:09:03 PM
and not to brag, but my girlfirned has the sexiest red hair on the planet. That poster looks great. and it gives me an idea for a sexual fantasy. anybody know where I can buy chain-link lingerie?
*girlfriend by kungfuhustler84	Jul 24th, 2008 09:09:38 PM
she's real too. honest injun
Good luck kungfuhustler84 by mrfan	Jul 24th, 2008 09:12:21 PM
I wish you well on your fantasy. Does she have a twin sister?
I don't mind seeing.. by Aeghast	Jul 24th, 2008 09:12:27 PM
..McGowan on the big screen. I don't mind that at all.
I do mind seeing something.. by Aeghast	Jul 24th, 2008 09:13:18 PM
..Robert Rodriguez is involved with. He's usually related to CRAP.
Isn't Red Sonja supposed to be less waif-ish? by Greggers	Jul 24th, 2008 09:25:54 PM
I always thought she was supposed to be a sturdier gal, kind like this: http://tinyurl.com/5gplof < br> That doesn't look like Rose McGowan. In fact, McGowan's eyes: not that big.
Um...he is doing Conan... by Gozu	Jul 24th, 2008 09:27:05 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news /movienews.php?id=47146 He's producing a Conan movie as well.
Red Pornja by picardsucks	Jul 24th, 2008 09:28:42 PM
Coming to Cinamax 3 in 2010
LOL Raggedy Ann! by Norm Cascade	Jul 24th, 2008 09:29:05 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
Hey, it's a game. by Stalin vs Predator	Jul 24th, 2008 09:39:08 PM
It certainly looks like a game. A bad one with dated graphics...
This looks stupid. by eXcommunicated	Jul 24th, 2008 09:42:51 PM
Watch out for wire fu and the dreaded "skinny Hollywood chick kicks the shit out of a bunch of 300 lbs badguys" meme. Jesus, at least get someone with some meat on her bones... someone with some muscle and definition.
I SMELL GRINDHOUSE 2...BUT WORSE. by Redfive!	Jul 24th, 2008 09:42:51 PM
I say this thing flops HARD.Rodriguez is so obsessed with having Rose mcgowen as his star he's forgot all about SIN CITY 2,3,4,5 which are the films everyone wnats NOT CRAPPY RED SONJA.
Brigette Nielsen cant be replaced! by the milf lover	Jul 24th, 2008 09:44:35 PM
hahahahahahaha well not by McGowan at least. They should get WWE's Beth Phoenix, she's got the build for it, if not the right hair color.
Hey, they drained all the sex appeal from Red Sonja by Laserhead	Jul 24th, 2008 09:46:35 PM
Must have been tough to make a woman in a chain mail bikini unsexy, but they did it. Kudos.
~~~~~"RAGGEDY ANN'S P.M.S. RAMPAGE!"~~~~~ by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 24th, 2008 09:49:25 PM
pretty much sums it up!
~~~~~Robert Rodriguez's "FRAGGLE ROCK!"~~~~~ by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 24th, 2008 09:50:28 PM
she looks SO much like ol Red from Fraggle Rock. actually his version WOULD have big tits wouldn't it?
they need to embiggen McGowan by the milf lover	Jul 24th, 2008 09:52:48 PM
She better start with the protein shakes and the bowflex right now!
McGowan as Red Sonja?!?! by Violator90	Jul 24th, 2008 10:03:14 PM
She seems a bit. . . straved. Shouldn't Sonja be a bit more meatier since she will be swinging a fucking sword. I'm afraid she's gonna break an arm if she tries to lift up a sword, or be crushed from lifting the sword over her her by its weight. Rodriguez better make RED SONJA a fucking blood bath with tons of sex!
Heres another one.... by Mr. Flibble	Jul 24th, 2008 10:04:01 PM
http://tiny.cc/0Zic8 more boobage ahoy!!
Im so sick of this crap by suckit23	Jul 24th, 2008 10:10:03 PM
Another Sin City/300/Spirit type of movie, its getting fucking old.
What a fucking joke..... by mbingoldsby	Jul 24th, 2008 10:11:52 PM
There was no demographic to see the first, which was, at best, a guilty pleasure for some. I love Robert, but I hope this is a joke, otherwise, Christ.... I dunno, the man has lost his fucking mind.
starring an annoying lil asian boy by Orionsangels	Jul 24th, 2008 10:14:08 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm by Mr. Flibble	Jul 24th, 2008 10:22:31 PM
diora baird..... http://tiny.cc/OEI05 http://tiny.cc/bEuIh
Ok, I can see a reboot of this by br1947	Jul 24th, 2008 10:24:54 PM
Normally I'm against any remake, but this sounds interesting to me. Maybe knowing how horribly fucked up Brigette Nielsen became has tainted the original too much for me, I dunno. Looks like they are basically going to make it a female 300, which is fine in my book!
What's with all the posters of vamps licking blood? by Lance Rocke	Jul 24th, 2008 10:32:04 PM
must be something in the water
What's the point of remaking a crap movie? by Bobo_Vision	Jul 24th, 2008 10:52:02 PM
I don't get it.
You dont need to get it Bobo by the milf lover	Jul 24th, 2008 10:56:22 PM
Hollywood doesnt care about your understanding so long as people pay to see whatever they churn out. At least if they were able to make good movies I wouldnt care if they're remake or not.
Highlander Endgame by Adelai Niska	Jul 24th, 2008 10:56:33 PM
was ALMOST as shitty as Highlander 2. Worse than 3, and #3 had mario van peebles as a Japanese guy.
Their not remaking a movie you gimps, RS is based on a comic boo by Warcraft	Jul 24th, 2008 11:07:46 PM
Was The Incredible Hulk a remake of The Hulk? No, it was just a movie based on the comic books using the same characters.
Ok if there's a limit to subject lines... by Warcraft	Jul 24th, 2008 11:09:03 PM
...why the fuck do they allow you to keep typing in them? Fuck. Point is, it's not a remake of that 80's shitfest, so stop bringing it up.
Finally a remake of a bad movie... by Spacker Dave	Jul 24th, 2008 11:14:43 PM
...and not a remake of an already good one. This is what Hollywood should be doing - find failed properties that have potential and redo them as opposed to fucking up already great films.
Ick by Geekhaterssuck	Jul 24th, 2008 11:18:50 PM
Ok I'm sure that poster was meant to be sexy but to me it's just creepy.
McGowan will fail as Sonja because.... by The Eskimo	Jul 24th, 2008 11:23:32 PM
....her tits aren't big enough. End of story. End of talk back.
I dont get the Diora Baird by the milf lover	Jul 24th, 2008 11:27:15 PM
Yes she has big boobs and a nice body, so she's better than McGowan already and cant really be a worse actress, but her face is too 'nice girl' from all the pics I've seen. We need someone that can look both beautiful and intimidating in a 'she can kick everybody's ass' way, and I dont get that vibe from Diora. But she's mostly unknown so that's a plus for her. Cant cast a big star for that part I think.
YUCK! And I LIKE Rose McGowan... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jul 24th, 2008 11:49:51 PM
But this poster just makes her look like a skanky porn star I wouldn't want to touch. Never thought someone so attractive could be made to look so repulsive. Got Crack? >:P
Anyone else... by Toulon	Jul 25th, 2008 12:14:25 AM
... immediately think of the Perfume: Story of a Murderer poster for that second one? I know we can't get much originality in the actual FILMS anymore, but can't we at LEAST have an original one-sheet!? Fuck!!
I don't usually say this, but: Tits or GTFO! by ZeroCorpse	Jul 25th, 2008 12:36:35 AM
Seriously: A Red Sonja movie starring Rose McGowan had better be R-rated, and it had better have a lot of tits and blood, though not necessarily at the same time. It needs to be all heavy metal rocking tits and swords cutting off men's heads, or it will just be a chick version of VanHelsing.
Scarlett Johansson in Barbarella??? by ZeroCorpse	Jul 25th, 2008 12:47:32 AM
WHY? She wouldn't get naked, and the whole POINT of Barbarella is getting naked. Besides, Scarlett is pretty damned overrated.
Stupid by quantize	Jul 25th, 2008 12:54:19 AM
really, and he needs to calm the fuck down on McGowan, shes OK at best... nice bit of photoshop tit implanting there also...
Didn't Rodriguez by Series7	Jul 25th, 2008 01:26:59 AM
Talk about how much his family mattered to him and everything. Then he leaves his wife and like 20 kids to date Marylin Manson left overs? Same with Balthazar Getty.
Bridgette Nielsen... by Goldenspit	Jul 25th, 2008 01:30:31 AM
was hot back in her day too.
Octagonproplex and Suckit23 by Balcony Fool	Jul 25th, 2008 01:32:10 AM
What, exactly is "every indication" that this will be done in same style as "Sin City" and "300"? You do know that Rodriguez has only made ONE movie in that style, right? He also made "El Mariachi," "Desperado," "Once Upon A Time in Mexico," "From Dusk Til Dawn," and "Planet Terror," right? None of those movies were done in that style. balconyfool.wordpress.com
Wow! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 25th, 2008 02:49:39 AM
That looks like the cheapest DTV crap!
Hell no... by SunTzu77	Jul 25th, 2008 03:11:33 AM
Rodriguez needs to stay away from Conan. Judging from the Red Sonja poster... the film might be using the same color process of Sin City.... I'm getting kind of tired of it.
Rose McGowan is hot but way past her prime by Rupee88	Jul 25th, 2008 03:41:17 AM
They should have cast her 10 yrs ago.
Don't worry. by mrfan	Jul 25th, 2008 05:06:53 AM
Her tits, height, and body will touched up via the computer. You probably won't even recognize her. I bet they even change her voice. The power of movies.
Rose McGowan parkour swordfighting.. by DOGSOUP	Jul 25th, 2008 07:09:20 AM
I've given worse concepts my money. shrug
No Rodriguez for Conan, please. by Knuckleduster	Jul 25th, 2008 07:28:42 AM
I enjoy his movies, but I don't want a Conan movie with dodgy CG effects shot on bluescreen.
You lot are all fucking nuts! by Marxeffect	Jul 25th, 2008 07:41:39 AM
McGowan is super hot and Rodriguez is on his way to legend status! Plus if they did green screen this film then they could make McGowan a few inches taller etc! I think this film will rock!
Does anyone really give a crap? by Abominable Snowcone	Jul 25th, 2008 07:42:32 AM
Red Sonja? C'mon. That's really reaching. A reboot of a minor comic character whose first movie incarnation wasn't that great
Never cast a girl your fucking. by knowthyself	Jul 25th, 2008 07:46:17 AM
Rodriguez is going to have to learn the hard way that shit like this never works out.
Red Porksword by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 25th, 2008 07:52:47 AM
Why isn't he directing? Too many other half-finished ideas I guess. Matchete NOW
hell... by chokinonrhodes	Jul 25th, 2008 08:41:03 AM
ill give it a try. tits, blood, and steel..you cant really go wrong.
So who's playing The Hamburglar? by Spandau Belly	Jul 25th, 2008 08:43:38 AM
I mean, Rose looks great as Ronald, and I think making that character a woman gives it a different edge. I just think after Heath Ledger's performance as The Joker, it'll be hard to find somebody to top that as The Hamburglar. But John Goodman would rock as Grimace.
this could be interesting by palewook	Jul 25th, 2008 08:44:24 AM
at least giving it a chance to work.
A chain mail bikini? STOOPID! by HoboCode	Jul 25th, 2008 09:45:57 AM

Terrible idea. by NiceGuyEddie19	Jul 25th, 2008 10:05:39 AM
Rodriguez will take what was a charmingly campy movie that has a certain innocent appeal, and turn it into a sensationalistic gore-fest. No Arnold. No 6'2" vixen, rather a skinny, pale, unathletic beanpole. Though the makeup and sword licking makes her appear extremely fuckable.
to milf lover by Jabroni	Jul 25th, 2008 10:14:53 AM
Beth Phoenix is right on for this part. She's short, but you can work that out with the camera's. Good Call. Nice to see nerd boundaries being crossed. What about Triple H for Conan?
Is anybody else noticing a trend? by Argentino	Jul 25th, 2008 10:22:25 AM
How many hot chicks licking blood have we seen the last couple of weeks? That vampire TV show with Ana Paquin, Jenifer's Body and now Red Sonya. I'm not really complaining, it's a really hot image, but there's a lot of sexy things women can be doing on movie and TV show posters.
Lance Rocke by Argentino	Jul 25th, 2008 10:33:26 AM
You beat me to it
Rose McGowan by ebonic_plague	Jul 25th, 2008 10:54:33 AM
No thank you.
Rodriguez and Quentin need to lay off the Cocaine by Oski	Jul 25th, 2008 11:00:57 AM

So, every sci-fi & fanty movie will be like that from now on by Damien Chowder	Jul 25th, 2008 11:15:58 AM
I really wish Sin City and 300 had never happened now.
So Rodriguez Is Banging Her, Right? by LaserPants	Jul 25th, 2008 12:02:20 PM
He fuckin' must be.
Fuck Robert by johnyaztec	Jul 25th, 2008 12:06:07 PM
Robert was my hero but ever since he left his wife for Masons hand we downs I lost all respect for him. Robert you let me down. A day is going to come when i get to Austin and I'm going to take your spot as number 1. I hope you movie fails and you catch VD from Rose. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCH
Rose McGowan Is Hot, But She's Too Skinny For This by LaserPants	Jul 25th, 2008 12:06:09 PM
She's pretty emaciated these days. Someone with a body like Monica Belluci would be perfect; she's more curvy.
Thats Right! She's Manson's Sloppy Seconds! by LaserPants	Jul 25th, 2008 12:07:25 PM
Eww. Man. She must be riddled with disease. His first wife must've been really banged up and fat or something.
jabroni by the milf lover	Jul 25th, 2008 12:21:47 PM
Triple H is already at the top of the list to play Thor, and I think he's better for that role than for Conan. You need someone muscular AND agile for Conan, H can barely move anymore with all the leg surgeries. Plus he cant act for shit beyond his wrestling persona if Blade Trinity is any indication. As for Beth, is she really that short? her build makes up for it, but maybe its because she's always wrestling against these tiny women that I picture her bigger. Pointless argument now, we're stuck with McGowan so unless the trailers look absolutely crazy awesome I probably wont waste my time.
"really banged up and fat or something" by the milf lover	Jul 25th, 2008 12:23:32 PM
haha yeah, as opposed to McGowan who's all banged up and skinny...
That is definately not Rose McGowan in that poster by sarahlizard	Jul 25th, 2008 12:28:36 PM
I would certainly say it IS Jaime King, though.
Is it just me or does Rodriguez... by Darth Macchio	Jul 25th, 2008 12:55:07 PM
...seem like the biggest jackass ever? I'm kinda glad they broke up otherwise we'd be getting an Alien remake with McGowan. A 3rd generation remake of Terminator...with Rose McGowan. Red Sonja (duh). Remake of Little Women with Rose McGowan playing every part, even the men. Barbarella with Rose McGowan. Galaxina remake with Rose McGowan...a new redux of Superman with Rose McGowan playing both Martha Kent, Lois Lane, and Lana. A remake of The Matrix in 20 years with a revisioned Neo starring, you guessed it, Rose McGowan. A biographical movie about Abe Vagoda starring Rose McGowan. A movie about a pygmy boxing kangaroo with herpes starring Rose McGowan. Refilming/revisioning of the entire X-files season arcs with Rose McGowan as Dana Scully and Rose McGowan wearing a spaghetti bowl as Fox Mulder. Rodriguez's 'Ender's Game' starring Rose McGowan as "Ender", Wonder Woman starring Rose McGowan. Conanna the Barbarian starring Rose McGowan.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "MADMAN"??? by LHombreSiniestro	Jul 25th, 2008 01:05:37 PM
Did I MISS something?!?!
JENNIFER'S BODY POSTER REDUX???????? by Proman1984	Jul 25th, 2008 01:34:47 PM
Seriously, WHAT TEH FUCK?
I'll Take Banged Up Skinny Over Banged Up Fat Anyday by LaserPants	Jul 25th, 2008 02:06:32 PM
Fat chicks make me feel physically ill, sorry. I know its evil, but I can't help it. Either way, McGowan is hardly what I would call banged up. I think she's pretty hot, actually. I mean, hot enough.
catwoman, etc. by carneguisada	Jul 25th, 2008 02:22:15 PM
If it tanks, that'll be the end of the end for female-driven superhero type movies. Which pisses me the f*ck off, because this looks like it's going to tank before they even spend a time on it.
catwoman, etc. by carneguisada	Jul 25th, 2008 02:22:33 PM
If it tanks, that'll be the end of the end for female-driven superhero type movies. Which pisses me the f*ck off, because this looks like it's going to tank before they even spend a dime on it.
WOW....looks like ummm..SHIT by m_prevette	Jul 25th, 2008 03:02:42 PM
Hmmm...a crap director...a female lead with ZERO sex appeal and ZERO physical presence... all spells disaster.
DickDonuts by NiceGuyEddie19	Jul 25th, 2008 03:09:45 PM
Red Sonja is the character from and name of an 80's fantasy-adventure flick costarring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a barbarian warrior. The movie was campy with a certain innocent charm that made it very watchable, especially for kids. Rodriguez is going to completely FUCK IT UP.
Nothing good comes from bad karma and of... by GQtaste	Jul 25th, 2008 03:50:37 PM
...course nepotism. This chick used to be attractive in a goth kind of way. But w/ all the plastic surgery she looks quite a bit older version of the women from "Designing Women," Dixie Carter playing Julia Sugarbaker. Case in point: http://tinyurl.com/6fno42 And here is Rose and tell me they don't look comparable? http://tinyurl.com/62qu37
The hottest "Goth-like" non-goth girl is... by Darth Macchio	Jul 25th, 2008 04:01:16 PM
...unquestionably Christina Ricci. Minus her blonde turn in BSM, she's pure fetish suprahottie in SpeedRacer and take her look in those passable Adam's movies and add 15 years to avoid the paedo-rap and holy shit, perfect Goth goddess. When I see McGowan I don't think Goth...I see her hyper-egotisitcal portrayal of that highschool killer girl in "Jawbreaker" (which was actually passable work I think, she sure seemed like a right cunny in that) in which every girl in that movie managed to outshine her hottness with significant ease. Even that weird looking noxema chick. Now, if we were talking about Alyssa Milano...totally different story!
She's 34 and too young to get a face lift and other by GQtaste	Jul 25th, 2008 04:13:31 PM
procedures. http://tinyurl.com/6r5zlt http://tinyurl.com/5ggtfp This site claims that fact lift costs her the role in Speed Racer: http://tinyurl.com/6zszkg..... http://tinyurl.com/5d46ew.... Sorry to go on a rant about this but i'm sick of these women who think men belive this will make them more attractive. And 90%$ of them do it if not more than that. Just like the weight issues. When will these women realize that dudes don't like that skin and bones look. They want curves and it's only hurting them b/c you know they want to be worshipped after about how sexy they are.
Ricci has gotten way too thin herself. She's lost her damn by GQtaste	Jul 25th, 2008 04:24:06 PM
mind. This is what she's done to herself. Just another example of another chick obviously doesn't think she's thin enough. It's sad. Darth take a look at her now: http://tinyurl.com/6pocgn
I usually... by SunTzu77	Jul 25th, 2008 04:50:18 PM
try not to comment on artists' personal lives. But, Rodriguez claiming to be a family man..then he dumps his wife that stood by his side all of those years...for McGowan?!! He lost a lot of respect from people. Just like when Lance Armstrong dumped his wife...who stood by him when he had cancer...for sheryl crow.
a five foot tall Red Sonja by fiester	Jul 25th, 2008 05:01:37 PM
hilarious.
holy helll.... McGowan is ravaged! by the milf lover	Jul 25th, 2008 05:05:04 PM
I looked at all these tinyurls... my god is McGowan's face a mess, she's so hacked up she could probably play Jigsaw in the Punisher movie... just atrocious! GQ's right, she is comparable to Dixie Carter, which is bad since Carter is about 60 years old! And Ricci aint much better... what a waste...
Hey Rodriguez do us a favor by BrandonGK	Jul 25th, 2008 06:15:18 PM
How about stop letting your dick do the casting. McGowan attractive enough but shit she looks borderline retarded in that poster.
Vicky Pratt would be better casting by jonsnow	Jul 25th, 2008 08:59:10 PM
Raquel Welch at age 25-34 would be the type of actress needed to play this part. Why he didn't cast someone like Victoria Pratt, who at least looks muscular enough to handle a large sword or even Cory Everson or I still say Nikki Cox if you want an actual redhead(what a concept) is beyond me.
Me Likey by King Psyz	Jul 25th, 2008 09:09:35 PM
I'd Cream her Swiss Holes.
Rodriguez doesn't seem to be thinking by Teddy Artery	Jul 25th, 2008 10:15:03 PM
these days. I'll wait to be impressed.
THERE BETTER BE VIOLENT SWORD SWINGING, BLOOD AND NUDITY by Illuminate	Jul 25th, 2008 10:56:07 PM
If Rose is not naked than Robert Rodriguez has sold out. We all know he shoots nudity: Sin City. She was not naked in Grind House which was fucking retarded since she played a stripper. I think she was fucking him by then so he gave in. I hope she swallowed all your cumm you fucking sell out! All kidding aside, I am a fan of Rodriguez and think he is a great guy and genius Director. But, if he is going to let Rose pussy whip him than he is going to lose all respect from the fans. Red Sonja needs to have nudity and violent action. I am glad he is not going the Sin City route on this since it should be made the Conan The Barbarian way. Highlander: End Game was not that bad and was ok Directed. The love scene was hot and the action was good. It was no original Highlander but, Rodriguez could do worse in picking a Director and perhaps the Director has grown.
Pissing his career away by My friends call me Killjoy	Jul 26th, 2008 12:41:14 AM
Rodriguez sucks. He hit his high water mark with Sin City. He'll never matter again. Plus...he's a douchebag for dropping his wife for that skank.

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