You're making that up surely. Shippers only need apply then.

As for hiding with Scully, maybe it was like that British canoeist who faked his own death and was living in the house next door. He used to enter the house from a secret entrance hidden behind a cupboard in the bedroom. Even his own sons thought he was dead.

*sigh* All of that actually happened in real life and sounds much more interesting than this film from what I've heard so far.

Today I finally got around to seeing The Dark Knight. I’d read the reviews here on AICN: Alexandra duPont, Harry etc - everyone’s. They were ECSTATIC. This movie was the Second Coming, they said.

I also read the CRAZILY enthusiastic reactions from all you talkbackers. “Best movie of the year’, “Best superhero movie EVER,” “I can DIE happy now,” etc etc etc

Sure, I found the trailers pretty underwhelming. But who cares? Because according to YOU guys, THIS time I was about to see a darn good movie , indisputably good. No ifs, no buts. A masterpiece. Well, bring it on.

You fuckers. All of you. Harry, Alexandra, AICN talkbackers, all of you, you fucking jackasses.

It’s a load of garbage.

I mean, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Fuckers. How come no-one mentioned that Batman LOOKS LIKE A RETARD? His costume’s ridiculous, his headpiece is shaped like Grampa Simpson’s head, and his “voice” is STOOPID. Every time he’s on screen the whole thing turns into a farce, a piss-take of a movie. You morons. Nobody thought to mention this? In a BATMAN movie? You pricks.

Fuckers. How come no-one mentioned that the fight scenes, the chase scenes, in fact all the 'action' scenes are DULL AS LARD? You fucking retards. You children.

Fuckers. People were saying Heath Ledger was a revelation as the Joker. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND AS WELL AS DEAF?

HEY! WAKE UP, HALF-WITS! Ledger is an actor. He wears the make-up. He says his lines. He follows the director’s instructions. Have you ass-wipes never seen a MOVIE before? It’s called acting. Doing the job you were hired to do. Anyone who thinks that Heath Ledger does something amazingly new with the character needs to stop sniffing the glue and buy an actual Batman comic. Check out the character called THE JOKER.The Joker wears make-up. He kills people indiscriminately. He creates chaos and laughs about it. THAT’S THE FUCKING CHARACTER. He’s written that way. Always has been. You half-wits. You kiddie-fiddlers. Piss off.

Fuckers. Did NO-ONE think to mention that the movie was AN HOUR longer than it needed to be? After the first 90 minutes, the movie was done. Finished. Out of steam. Time to get out of your seat and go home. And yet it KEPT GOING FOR ANOTHER HOUR. And no-one thought to mention this?

You are scum. Shit bags. You must all be working for the studio – or close friends of the film-makers. It's the only explanation.

Did NO ONE notice that the last half-hour of the movie was a fucked-up, nonsensical, CGI piece of HORSESHIT that descended into a scene from SUPERHERO MOVIE? Ring a bell, morons? You fucking imbeciles. You junkies.

A waste of two-and-a-half hours. That’s time I’ll never get back. And as fucking stupid as you people are – I’m a fucking fool to have believed you.

Fuckers. I hope you all die from the crack you're smoking.

Seriously if you can't read why should we take your opinions seriously ?

How fucking hard is it to spot the many Dark Knight reviews on the site ? Take your whining there chump.

Jesus! Do you actually want a cookie for having a contrarian opinion or a pat on the back ?

Whatever, there WAS still enough left in the X-Files for a nice "farewell" film especially for the two characters. They just needed someone who can actually write a good script instead of the a Movie that ends with them WAVING TO THE CAMERA !

UNBELIEVABLE. But yeah, pretty damn funny in a tragic sort of way.

Of course not. You've just had a toilet accident. Well, clean it up yourself.

If so, I fucking DARE you to give me your home address.

Heath Ledger was amazing??????

So I was led to believe by idiots like yourself. And then as I watched the movie, I kept waiting for Heath Ledger's amazingness to appear. And waited. And waitied.

It never came. Instead, I saw a professional actor reading his lines and hitting his marks.

Wow, that was AMAZING!

What's next? Fishermen casting their nets?

Truck drivers driving their trucks?

Cops eating donuts?It's called: DOING A JOB.

Do yourself a favour: Go to school, grow up and get a job. Then YOU can be AMAZING too.

This could be the most laughable ending to a Movie yet! Genius!

I can't think of anything more hilariously bad offhand, perhaps other talkbackers know of an even better one ?

That would have been Orsum!

But, honestly, lighten up, brother. It was just a two hour movie. You've never "wasted" time watching a movie you didn't like? Calm yourself. Really. R-E-L-A-X.

Those guys were wrong, right?

She spoke of a cliched helicam flyover in which they can both be seen WAVING TO THE CAMERA.

Keep trying though. If you BELIEVE hard enough you may yet find some ludicrous semantic way to justify this hilarious piece of low rent cheeseball idiocy, but I doubt it myself.

Weird and uncomfortable, that's what I've always liked about the X-Files. This won't be a hit, but it's a good creepy movie, not scary, just creepy.

Because this was shot in Vancouver, it looks like a Seasons 4-6 episode and feels like a Seasons 4-6 episode. Oh, and all that hoopla about Mulder and Scully waving? It's a fucking Easter Egg for fans, not part of the story so stop getting your panties in a bunch already.

Have calmed down somewhat since seeing that atrocious turkey, The Dark Knight. I still can't understand the positive reviews. Are there two different edits out there? I must have seen the crap one.

I'm a Fan but would it be too much to ask to get a Movie that had more to do with the shows main arc and where they left it with the first Movie ?

Whatever, there will be another one of these flims along because if Duchovny and Anderson were willing to sign up to this script then they won't turn another payday down and those die-hards & shippers who just can't believe it's as simple as a sub-standard episode put on the big screen will ensure it makes enough through worldwide and DVD to recoup it's fairly small costs.

I'll pass and wait for the next one thanks it's bound to be better than this.

Alexandra's other points are valid though (as always) but the movie is not so bad as f.e. the performances are quite good thoughout.

But if you seek for more bad points: the last act, especially when and why Mulder finds the evil antagonists is a mess. It seems he finds them by pure luck. Also the scientific "shocking truth" is ridiculous as it is presented here. What is shown is just not possible with the equipment used. Utterly impossible.

That said i still enjoyed it (expectations low though).