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Moriarty Returns To WITCH MOUNTAIN For A Second Set Visit! And News On The Disney ComicCon Panel?!

remake TRON by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 06:17:02 AM

yaaay! I was a loser scumbag 1st poster by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 06:19:21 AM
and didn't even know it.
still awake so I guess it's concept spout time.. by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 06:40:37 AM
Ok Disney- let's see 20,000 leagues with danny lewis as nemo and extreme steamboy style Verne art direction.Look at the contempt for all mankind in his eyes in there will be blood.Perfect nemo.If not a tron remake or sequel-how about an animated segment in the new fantasia that's set in a stylized version of the tron universe-set to wendy carlos music and have it be an homage to the digital age we live in- the parralels of the real and digital world etc. Oh and find the idiot in your organization who took down the main st theater and the 20,000 leagues ride and set them on fire.
The big Disney panel surprise is Walt's resurrection... by tonagan	Jul 24th, 2008 07:11:22 AM
They'll wheel out his head, Futurama-style.
Perfect place to announce JOHN CARTER by BeeDub	Jul 24th, 2008 07:11:51 AM
No one outside "the fandom" even knows who/what John Carter is.
Everybody knows that John Carter is Jimmy Carter's other brother by tonagan	Jul 24th, 2008 07:21:22 AM
The one who didn't have the beer named after him.
Kim Richards...hubba hubba by Kentucky Colonel	Jul 24th, 2008 08:08:22 AM
I, too, had a prepubescent hard-on for Kim Richards. Remember that episode of "Hello, Larry" where she almost let the blind guy feel her up? Well, too bad, cause it was great! Fucking Lt. Colonel Blake had to step in at the last second and blow the scene! (Don't remember "Hello, Larry"? Well, lots of others don't, either). Man oh Man did I want to be that blind kid!!! I saw her on Comedy Central not long ago in some bad movie and she was still hot as ever, still with the long assed blonde hair, perfectly straight. I had no idea she was in Black Snake Moan...that's going in the Netflix queue today! And she's PH's aunt. Wow. Explain that six-degrees to me. Maybe we can get Disney to do more classic remakes...like "Gus" or "The Cat From Outer Space" (also with Lt. Colonel Blake....AND Colonel Potter!!!). can I get a "Hell Yeah"??? Last thought....will there be titty?
The 20,000 Leauges ride by Kentucky Colonel	Jul 24th, 2008 08:13:15 AM
When I was 12 I made my only visit to the magic Kingdom (1982). The things I remember were the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse, the Pirates of the Carribean, the "If You had Wings" Pan Am exhibit (ala 1939 World's Fair "Futurama" ride) and, most vividly, climbing into the Nautilis and going underwater for the 20,000 Leauges ride. I understand that it's now "Finding Nemo". If Kirk Douglas still has a voice he should be outside the Disney gate every day rolling off as many obscenities as possible. Fuck the Mouse. Uncle Walt would be ashamed!!!
I saw the first one.. by Rick Flemming	Jul 24th, 2008 08:43:01 AM
and it suffered from incomprehensible dialogue, too dark shots, and if I remember correctly there was a nip-slip involving the young female lead. I hope this one stands up... www.flemmingonfilms.blogspot.c om
Yes! Walt's head! by Jawa 007	Jul 24th, 2008 09:00:24 AM
They found a way to reanimate him. Better yet, they sew his head onto Bob Iger's shoulder.
Gus = Equus by tonagan	Jul 24th, 2008 09:09:41 AM
This is fun, Pondscum!
Who cares! Look at the Boobulation in that greatglam.com ad! by Dick Bahls	Jul 24th, 2008 09:28:41 AM

Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jul 24th, 2008 09:34:16 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
equus equus!!! Huff puff! equus equus! Gallop... by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 10:14:27 AM
.. Rip out horses eyes.. Equus equus! Gallop gallop!
Kentucky - feeling ya buddy by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 10:31:38 AM
It's like the new simpsons ride replacing back to the future- simpsons now more recognizable by the zombie masses so down it comes. At least simpson style doc brown makes a joke about it in the ride.As for the main st theater(the place where b/w micky cartoons perpetually played) you could have at least turned it into a giftshop and kept the toons playing-if walt where alive that would not have happened.Do you really think he would treat the very cartoon that started his empire in such fashion? Lasseter- do something about this immediately please! There is a pokemon stand that looks identical to all the others in place of it. Look-I'm the guy who invented Disney Villians-when I gave Disney the concept -it was for a whole new ride called forbidden mountain-it was to be the ultimate darkride rollercoaster-not a giftshop like you made it-now it too is gone.I've since gone on to create many of your favorite visual effects sequences for every company you've heard of-I have over 55 mil now and nothing better to do than float in my pool and study why you guys suck.So trust me.
He said 'Fickman' - huh huhuh huh... by Zompar Usilon	Jul 24th, 2008 11:13:21 AM
ok, you guys probably won't get it. Whatever....
double mint gum..something something.. by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 11:17:47 AM
off to fuck my horse again and put out it's eyes
Yeah...Fickman...huh huh huh by DerLanghaarige	Jul 24th, 2008 11:42:59 AM
Just when we finally accepted the Name of Johnny Depp, someone finally got a worse last name.
I'm lying of course by General Crom	Jul 24th, 2008 12:07:50 PM
about my Disney post- I did meet that guy though years ago. And I'm not rich-I'm still waiting for harry to give me a job.But Disney does suck.That one's true
Maybe The Rock is just THAT nice? by O_Goncho	Jul 24th, 2008 01:29:34 PM
I don't believe it either, but I'm just saying... didn't you say you interviewed him or something in the last Witch Mountain article, Mori? I vaguely remember asking this already...
Pondscum... by TheRealMoriarty	Jul 24th, 2008 02:47:26 PM
... I'm not the one making the comparison. They are. If the movie doesn't live up to it, feel free to let them know. These are not critical opinion pieces... I'm just conveying what the filmmakers are trying to do. And that's the benchmark they're trying to reach... the BOURNE films.
Nothing comes close to the car chases in "Ronin" by Rickey Henderson	Jul 24th, 2008 02:52:29 PM
Those chases didn't have any of this engine pod nonsense... just Frankenheimer in the back of the car telling the actors to drive 70mph down narrow European streets. And that was some of the best car chase stuff ever filmed.
Speaking of The Rock by Rickey Henderson	Jul 24th, 2008 02:57:36 PM
Whatever happened to that goofy Spy Hunter movie they've been talking about making for two years now?
Return to which mountain? by cookylamoo	Jul 24th, 2008 04:58:45 PM
I'm lost!
Tron 2!!! by Brokencosmos	Jul 24th, 2008 06:20:52 PM
jeff bridges !!!
the surprise was tron 2 trailer!!! by mmaddox3	Jul 24th, 2008 06:21:58 PM
It was great really cool crowd ate it up. I mean the wolverine trailer at fox panel was cooler but good stuff.
WHAT! Downey wasn't IN the SUIT? by DrManhattansUnit	Jul 24th, 2008 07:18:38 PM
You have ruined my life Moriarty, I hope you know that.
Tron 2: Don't Piss on Bridges' digital rug! by finky089	Jul 24th, 2008 07:27:44 PM
I hope he goes digital bowling at least once in it.
Witch Mountain: "I witch I could quit you" by DarkCouncilus	Jul 24th, 2008 08:12:34 PM
I want to see girl on girl action on this movie or the $20 goes back in to the wallet... ah~ah! back it goe... oh! Disney takes the cash he, he, he, I knew we would come to an agreement, now LEZZIE away!.
Pondscum by Jawa 007	Jul 25th, 2008 03:02:14 AM
you're a dick

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