Now where's Mr. Nice Gaius? It's not a SG post without him posting some Hall & Oates.

As for scriptgirl, the rack is nice but she's too obvious about it, and she needs to move or do something, anything while she talks cause she's boring to look at after 20 seconds.

This transcript covers all past, present, and future ScriptGirl videos.

dang now I'm gonna be having sweet, sweet dreams of a hot, drenched, glistening Wonder Woman!

For the rest of us, she (also) has humor, intelligence, sparkling mischievous eyes, dazzling smile, and a unique sexiness that draws on all of that.

I could say that I feel bad for all of you who don't see that about her--but I really don't....

Reading the TB comments, though, are a treat! :)

Dumb broad.

"ScriptGirl

For the last 2 years I've been working as an assistant to an old school Hollywood producer. He's sort of a Jack Warner/Benito Mussolini hybrid, infamous for sleazy-ish behavior and general jackassery. Also, lucky for me, he hates "those f***ing internets!" Not only am I woefully underpaid, but he also demands that I compile daily script sales info and read it to him as if he were a dimwitted child. Now I've decided to grab hold of the affirmative and use my "job skill" to make the world a better place for my fellow screenwriters while simultaneously making online mega-stars of my desk and office wall. Please aggressively disseminate my reports to that end. ;)"

Its weird. And the fact that you don't know its weird is even weirder. So don't act indignant expecting people to understand your situation when your situation is bizarre to begin with. Therefore, by that logic, you can't watch any YouTube videos or quicktime trailers either? Perhaps AICN should transcribe their trailers for you as well, then.

A simple perusal of these talkbacks would have given you an idea of how useful transcripts of her reports would be - about as useful as transcripts of a wet T-shirt contest. Perhaps you should collect those too. The only people who find value in her reports have revealed themselves to be stalkers of Scriptgirl or Scriptgirl herself.

http://www.myspace.com/73degre es

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01 16897/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01 14872/fullcredits#cast

She probably works with DiMuccio, Vendeni, Donald P. Borchers, etc.

"A poorly conceived, poorly acted, poorly produced, abhorrently written Craft rip-off, Little Witches is nothing more than an excuse to get some C-list teenage actresses naked, pull a few hocus pocus special effect spells and get those girls naked again... ...If watching fat teenagers dance naked around a cauldron chanting “the book is ours, the book is ours” is your idea of entertainment, seriously, there’s medical help available."

Can we just post the news she reveal for now on instead of forcing me to listen to her dribble?

I'd rather be masturbating with salt!

Don't take umbrage at my job. I keep myself on a strict schedule, make a fuckload of money and then go do things away from the Internet.

Besides, I'm behind on ScriptGirl's stuff, so it's not like the time I'm using here to talk to you could be spent watching her. I need to watch a whole of them. Why can't she be like a real newsperson and have somebody transcribe the damn things?

Here. She can use this: Tigerfish.com. Problem, fucking, solved.

Once again, I'm of the belief that I cannot judge something until I actually experience it. So telling me that her stuff is useless is in fact useless to me.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01 16897/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01 12843/

And Pondscum, your ideas are brilliant. And if it is DiMuccio, maybe his advice should be "Writers don't sell ideas... they get their pseudo-girlfriends' breasts to."

Good thing he really is JNR!

If he really isn't this DiMuccio fellow, you'd think he'd be able to really make some hay, but so far I haven't detected any hay being made. Which is especially sad for me because I'm a horse.

What I hear is "muhmuhmuhmuh..."

Now Mr. Scum, or may I cally Pond? I would like to use my position as a rock and roll, super scientiest that travels across the eight dimension and fights interdimensional aliens to help get these scripts produced.

Wait, what was that? That's the plot to Buckaroo Bonzai. Oh, um yeah that's right.

I mean I'll use my position as a Billionaire industrialist that dresses as a flying rat to fight crime...Oh shit that's Batman right? Fuck me, who am I JackNancesRevenge? Sorry dude never mind, I caught the delusion bug from Jack.

Nice detective work by everbody on this TB. What a couple of maroons Jacknance and his girlfriend/writing partner are, and I don't mean script girl. They're just pimping her.

Remember, LA is a refugee camp for the top 1% of hot broads world wide. I'd still throw a hump in scriptgirl but I do have low standards.

Though if you've been hanging out in Rigo Park, you're probably not really getting the cream of ANY crop.

DiMuccio has stated on her talkback:

Jul 14, 2007 3:32 AM je t'aime, script girl, je t'aime. Translation: I love you, script girl, I love you.

Nov 30, 2007 2:23 AM Script Girl, what makes you taste so good?;) Here's our final "Hitman" short. Because the world needs more animated Eurasian prostitutes.... xoxoBDM

From his comments...DiMuccio seems pretty close for a cousin.

And I saw MediaMessiah in the Top Gun 2 talkback. He's convinced that the producers stole his idea for the story based on a comment he posted in response to a Perez Hilton video on Youtube. He's clearly delusional, and I feel much better now for ridiculing him because my instincts were correct about him. Also, why would anyone admit to being responsible for the Top Gun 2 story? That alone is reason enough to be grateful that his scripts aren't being sold.