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10 Again

Megan Fox by WickedJester	Jul 18th, 2008 08:26:44 AM
...First?
Doesn't sound good by myrtle_mae_simmons	Jul 18th, 2008 08:27:00 AM

Josie Maran by fassbinder79	Jul 18th, 2008 08:28:18 AM
She looked amazing in The Aviator.
Deadly another fucking remake cant wait!!!! by Conans Sword	Jul 18th, 2008 08:32:01 AM
seen this once or twice. dont remember hating it or anything but it never made that much of an impression
Ghosts Don't Do It by rev_skarekroe	Jul 18th, 2008 08:32:32 AM
Bo Derek's REAL classic.
Miley Cyrus by Bill Clay	Jul 18th, 2008 08:32:38 AM
She's already auditioning, just check out those candid shots she's always leaking on the web!
Johnny Depp by Bobo_Vision	Jul 18th, 2008 08:32:38 AM
And directed by Tim Burton.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jul 18th, 2008 08:33:00 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
This girl goes all the way to 11. by Diagnostic	Jul 18th, 2008 08:33:21 AM
Sequelize it. Call it 11.
Dreadlocks look nasty by Speed Fricassee	Jul 18th, 2008 08:34:50 AM
They stink, too. Literally, I mean they do not smell good. Nasty.
"When I was younger I used to be shy around women by chrth	Jul 18th, 2008 08:35:36 AM
nowadays they call it stalking" I don't know about the Bo Derek role, but how about Paul Giamatti for the Dudley Moore role?
UNFILMABLE! by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Jul 18th, 2008 08:37:10 AM
oh wait. wrong TB.
Speed by andtheflesh	Jul 18th, 2008 08:38:03 AM
Those aren't dreadlocks, they're braids, and since they take a few hours to do, as opposed to the weeks it takes to get proper dreads, they do not stink. Regardless, her hair could smell like vomit and I'd still be keen on fucking Bo Derrik. You know, like Bo Derrik 30 years ago.
and i think Bo Derek by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Jul 18th, 2008 08:38:27 AM
pioneered the whole Baywatch running thing. was there a slow mo swimsuit run before 10?
It will probably be Jessica Alba.. by EyeofPolyphemus	Jul 18th, 2008 08:41:20 AM
But I would prefer Scarlett Johanssen .
The Duley Moore Role Will Be Played . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 08:42:40 AM
By Rick Gervais. Credulity will be stretched.
Instead of that stupid hair... by Tim_TheEnchanter	Jul 18th, 2008 08:44:27 AM
I think to update it you have to have the chick running topless on a beach...anything else is a waste of time.
Bo Derek's Minge by The Seaward	Jul 18th, 2008 08:44:36 AM
...looks pretty fucking hairy in that pic.
They Aren't Braids, Exactly by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 08:45:29 AM
Cornrows. But this movie was kind of "meh" at the time. How they are going to do it--maybe Will Ferrel or Seth Rogan pairing up with Megan Fox. I suppose Rick Gervais could be married (something of a kept man) to Bo Derek, to tie it in with the original. Sam Jones could be the bartender at the bar Dudley Moore's character hung out at (Sam Jones would make an excellent barkeep in any movie, or grizzled bouncer).
Whiteboy Dreadlocks by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 08:46:59 AM
When I went to artschool between 87 and 91, the dreadlocked white boys all looked homeless and stank to high heaven. I couldn't help but thinking: Take a bath, hippie!
Why bother? by Brody77	Jul 18th, 2008 08:48:33 AM
Didn't the original suck? In fact, did the original even have Bo get her kit off? I think they should offer it to british top heavy soap starlet Jennifer Ellison (Brookside, The Cottage) - she's just done an interview & said she'll get naked if it's a good part! Will Ferrell is a cunt.
The Twist: He Finds 2 Perfect 10s by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 08:48:46 AM
And his goal is do both of them at the same time. Hilarity ensues.
cast a black girl!!!!!!! by johnyaztec	Jul 18th, 2008 08:50:00 AM
I would love to see the role recast for a black, hispanic, Asain or Indain actress. I think blond white girls get to much credit for being hot. I wanna see a white man e a slave to a sexy black women.
There can be only one... by CreatureCantina	Jul 18th, 2008 08:50:28 AM
Scarlett Johansson.
Remakes aren't inherently bad, it's just that they are so lazily by Rev. Slappy	Jul 18th, 2008 08:50:58 AM
There is nothing wrong with a remake in theory, people have been re-interpreting Shakespeare for the better part of 400 years. It's very common in the theater for classic material to be reinvented. When you have an interesting new take on the material or a way to improve on it, there is nothing wrong with a remake. The problem with the vast majority of these film remakes over the last few years is they have chosen familiar properties that were done right the first time around -- there's nowhere to go but down. These film-hating pinheads that run the studios are simply repackaging familiar concepts because they are too intellectually lazy and creatively bankrupt to take the risk and produce something new. So 10 will be remade with somebody like Jim Carrey replacing the late, great Dudley Moore, which is just gross. Kind of like remaking Mr. Deeds Goes to Town with Adam Sandler. They also announced this week they are remaking Papillion. Why? The original is pretty fucking good.
how about instead of a 10 we give him 10 1's? by johnyaztec	Jul 18th, 2008 08:52:04 AM
The whole movie the guy fucks ugly girls
The threesome is with... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 18th, 2008 08:52:59 AM
...a skinny chick and a fat chick, and when they stand together they make the number 10.
Seth Rogan fucks a dude? by johnyaztec	Jul 18th, 2008 08:53:07 AM
What if the remake we make the guy queer and the guy can go nutts over a dude who he thinks is a perfect 10.
johnyaztec by Bobo_Vision	Jul 18th, 2008 08:56:43 AM
Yeah, and the 10 is Johnny Depp. That'd be hilarious...and hot.
Turn the remake into a beastealty pic by johnyaztec	Jul 18th, 2008 08:56:57 AM
Have the guy trying to fuck some girls cat. But he gets with the chick who is hot but he is just useing her for her cat.
Don't dare lambast her role in Tarzan by terry1978	Jul 18th, 2008 08:58:41 AM
I looked forward to that shit coming on HBO back in the day all the time for the scene where she's basically on all fours and they're hosing her down like an animal. My young mind was just in awe.
johnyaztec, you had me then you lost me by Bobo_Vision	Jul 18th, 2008 09:00:24 AM

OK fine!!!! Heres a fucking idea by Conans Sword	Jul 18th, 2008 09:04:22 AM
Lightsabre wielding dinosaurs from jurassic park team up with predator to fight the terminators....in space...with zombies. There you go hollywood theres a remake sequel fusion for you, you fucking wankers!
this is that old lady by ciroslive	Jul 18th, 2008 09:07:11 AM
from Tommy Boy right?
Martin Freeman as Dudley Moore's Character by ScottinDC	Jul 18th, 2008 09:08:29 AM
and Miley Cyrus can be Bo Derek's character. Then finish the film with Martin's arrest for statutory rape.
how about making it a MILF? by classyfredblassy	Jul 18th, 2008 09:10:31 AM
More MILFs please....
Guys...guys.... I got somethin' by mostsavage	Jul 18th, 2008 09:12:32 AM
Kim, the cocktail waitress at Residuals in Sudio City. The closest thing to a "ten" I've ever seen, sure she may not have a great acting resume, but she was a back-up dancer in Spider-Man 3. So ya' know... Come on, she's a freakin' 10 here, cast her already.
Why would anyone remake this movie? by Holeman	Jul 18th, 2008 09:16:25 AM
The original is about as perfect as it can get and there is no fucking way you get a cast of that quality with modern day actors. There are literally MILLIONS OF ORIGINAL SCRIPTS CIRCULATING HOLLYWOOD YOU UNORIGINAL FUCKS! PICK ONE!
I'm So Fucking Tired Of This... by Rebeck2	Jul 18th, 2008 09:29:17 AM
Will they leave any movie alone??? 10 is a fantastic comedy about mid-life crisis - probably the best ever made. The new one will be CRAP, like all other remakes. All the movies I loved as a kid are getting completely shat on and I'm so sick of it. Yeah, I know, the original is "still there on the shelf", but it still damages the memory.
Is Moms Mabely still alive? by rctowns	Jul 18th, 2008 09:31:07 AM
Mmmmmmmmm...Moms...total hotness...
Russell T Davies to direct by Lloytron	Jul 18th, 2008 09:32:24 AM
Dudley's character played by David Tennant, Bo's character played by John Barrowman.
Megan Fox... by Kid Z	Jul 18th, 2008 09:33:48 AM
...with cornrows. Cornrows suddenly, and unfortunately come back into vogue. Movie will still suck... but we get to look at Megan Fox nearly naked for 2 hours. Nothin' wrong with that!
Moms Mabley Died in 1975 by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 09:37:22 AM
Before the first 10 was made. So, sadly, she won't be in the running.
There Will Only Be One Scene with Cornrows by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 09:38:06 AM
In a nod to the original. It'll be brief and plaid for laughs, rather than hotness. If anything can diminish the hotness of most chicks, it's cornrows.
"Played for Laughs" by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 09:38:59 AM
Not the plaid can't be laughable, that's just not what I meant.
The Harold and Maude version by Bobo_Vision	Jul 18th, 2008 09:40:37 AM
Shia Lebeouf as Dudley, and Estelle Getty as Bo. When they consummate, he breaks her hip and she dies of an embolism, but their love lasts forever.
i thought this was some kinda remake of 18 again by JackieGleasonUFO	Jul 18th, 2008 09:51:15 AM
but who could play the george burns part? are their even any old people actors making movies anymore?
JackieGleasonUFO by Bobo_Vision	Jul 18th, 2008 09:52:21 AM
Apparently you've never seen the latest Indiana Jones movie.
oh yeah! then then maybe i will finally get my by JackieGleasonUFO	Jul 18th, 2008 09:55:39 AM
long awaited remake!
I GOT IT SHIA AND MEGAN FOX!!!!! HIT OF THE F-ING SUMMER by g-ride9000	Jul 18th, 2008 09:59:29 AM
Hey I just love the youngsters!
Not fucking Megan Fox by photoboy	Jul 18th, 2008 10:01:47 AM
She's covered in unsightly tattoos, so she can't be a perfect 10.
Whatever happened to poor Sam Jones? by googamooga	Jul 18th, 2008 10:02:24 AM
I saw Flash Gordon in theaters at the age of 10, and as a kid, the series 'Highwayman' was the shit (though were I to see it now, I would probably think it WAS shit), but now he seems to have faded into oblivion...
Oof by Cobbio	Jul 18th, 2008 10:08:34 AM
Get bent, anyone who thinks a re-imagined stalker fantasy is worth making. God, the original movie was a steaming turd, Bo Derek was more hype than beauty, and Dudley Moore was an annoyingly creepy shlub. Yeah, maybe they'll remake "10". And yeah, rotting fish with chilled white wine is a tasty meal. Yuck.
scarlet Johanson?? by listo65	Jul 18th, 2008 10:14:35 AM
this film will be the first time she bares it all... then maybe i'd go..
Eva Green or bust! by SpencerTrilby	Jul 18th, 2008 10:14:55 AM
No play on words here; I mean it.
10" by MisterE	Jul 18th, 2008 10:15:01 AM
He finds his perfect 10, and her dick.
googamooga... by MisterE	Jul 18th, 2008 10:17:27 AM
Sam Jones appeared in one episode of the new "Flash Gordon" television series.
I'm just gonna say it by palooka_boy	Jul 18th, 2008 10:21:32 AM
Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson, the only two actresses we can consider a true 10
have that asian nerd from heros be dudley moore by JackieGleasonUFO	Jul 18th, 2008 10:26:12 AM
and make the chick be beyonce or something stupid like that.
I just can't stop staring... by Lou Stools	Jul 18th, 2008 10:28:43 AM
...at Bo Derek's bulbous piss flaps and thick 70's thatch struggling to break the bonds of that swimsuit in the pic above.
Lost in Translation by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 18th, 2008 10:30:37 AM
Wasn't that sort of a mild reworking of 10?????
M. Night's 10 by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 18th, 2008 10:31:41 AM
Starring Jaye Davidson as the chick, and Hillary Swank in the Dudley Moore role.
Will they remake Skin Deep by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 18th, 2008 10:32:08 AM
With C.G.I. nightglow lightsaber scene???
Reverse the roles. Make it a man. by ZeroCorpse	Jul 18th, 2008 10:32:33 AM
Why do the same story over? Switch it around a bit. Make the protagonist an average-but-pretty Black woman, and make her "10" a geeky, brainy White man. In other words, for her, a "10" isn't based on looks as much as it is on personality, charm, and mutual interests. The caveat would be that he's never dated a Black woman, and doesn't even think they're interested in him. What's more, his parents are backwards yokels who aren' fond of Black people, and he's afraid to get involved for fear of alienating his family. There's your movie: WGA, PAY ME!
Blake Edwards is rolling in his by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 18th, 2008 10:32:36 AM
futon right about now!
Sam Jones was . . . The Spirit by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 10:33:48 AM
No, really, he was. In some cheesy 1987 version. Lots of direct-to-video stuff. He was in Hollywood Safari on Animal Planet, guested on an episode of SG-1 and was Krebb in the new Sci-Fi Flash Gordon. He did an "independent" commentary for the Flash Gordon DVD with Melody Anderson (Dale Arden) that they sell at Big Kev's Geek Stuff (no affiliation with me, sadly). I enjoyed it. Sam's voice sounded very grizzled and old, but Melody sounded pretty much like she did in the movie (except friskier). Cost $8, well worth it if you're a Flash Gordon nut like I am. Best. Movie. Ever.
This was Dudley Moore's film by aversiontherapy2	Jul 18th, 2008 10:36:15 AM
Getting someone to replace him is the hard part, hot chicks who can't act (a la Derek) are ten a penny. Moore's scenes with Andrews were hilarious. They should just leave this alone though.
11's already beeen done. by hst666	Jul 18th, 2008 10:37:48 AM
Classic porn movie with Brooke West
10..............Monkeys by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 18th, 2008 10:41:00 AM
Directed by Terry Gilliam.
it goes to 11 by g-ride9000	Jul 18th, 2008 10:44:14 AM

Not that it matters, but... by Sledge Hammer	Jul 18th, 2008 10:44:22 AM
10 was basically just Blake Edwards unofficially ripping off french film Un éléphant ça trompe énormément, which itself was then later officially remade as The Woman In Red. Sure Edwards changed up a few bits and pieces to americanize it, and so that his theft wouldn't look quite so blatant, but ripoff it was regardless.
Michael C Clarke + Mary Kate Olson by Baron Karza	Jul 18th, 2008 10:44:34 AM
I want to see that.
A better question: who can reprise the Dudley Moore role? by finky089	Jul 18th, 2008 10:44:55 AM
I mean who, today, is the sucessor to Moore in his prime? If this were 1995, maybe I'd say Mike Meyers. But now?
And speaking of Dudley Moore.... by finky089	Jul 18th, 2008 10:45:25 AM

How about an anniversary theatrical release of FOUL PLAY? by finky089	Jul 18th, 2008 10:46:14 AM
I would love to see that on the big screen since I wasn't quite born yet when it was originally released.
Here's a list: by Fawst	Jul 18th, 2008 10:47:18 AM
MET Art model "Hannah" Catalina Cruz Monica Sweetheart Justine Jolee (however you spell it) Lanny Barbie Sandee Westgate Yup, they're "adult" stars. Yup, they're all 10s to me.
Helen Mirren, apparently by Guy Gaduois	Jul 18th, 2008 10:49:00 AM
Wellyeahdamn
Guy Gaduois by WickedJester	Jul 18th, 2008 10:55:31 AM
You saw those pics too, huh? DAY-UM. GILF!
kevinwillis.net by JackieGleasonUFO	Jul 18th, 2008 11:00:26 AM
i have that 1987 spirit on dvd, i must say me and my friends had a great time watching it i recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it and can find it for some fun cheesyness. i don't know much about the actual spirit comic but his bas is in the cemetery and he befriends a 10 year old black kid who's forced by a bully 13 year old white kid to sell stolen walkman's. until the spirit gets involved that is.
Hey people, just watched the Happening by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jul 18th, 2008 11:00:34 AM
I am a huuuuge M. Night fan. It's a badge I have worn with honor since I first walked into the Sixth Sense. I thought I was going into a Bruce Willis flick with a kid, so I was thinking Mercury Rising part 2 what the hell, I'm on an acid trip with a fellow friend, lets have some laughs. The next 2 hours or so scared the shit outta me as an adult, like I hadn't been since I was a kid watchin Demons(fuckin nightmares for months). Then came Unbreakable. Near Perfection. Signs, Fuckin Wow. Ultimately we come to Lady in the Water. I understand the Hate. It's indulgent, and gives people plenty to pick at, but ya know what?? It is my favorite film of his. It's a personal thing that I still can't defend to people...... That said, The Happening was one of the worst films I have ever seen. Everything about it was off. The cast, the dialogue, the scene with Whalberg saying "Give Me a second", the fucking crazy old Lady. What the Fuck M. Night? sorry people.
also, just watched(grudgingly with wife)Superhero Movie by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jul 18th, 2008 11:05:37 AM
It was a pirate copy so it was free but god it sucked. I did chuckle when Stephen Hawking went head first into the killer bees.
remake it with bo again.. by Porrohman	Jul 18th, 2008 11:07:52 AM
only now the guy`ll need ten pints to fuck her
Something to look forward to masturbate too... by samuraiyao	Jul 18th, 2008 11:12:02 AM
Put the volume on mute, fast forward to the T&A!!!
Six should be the new 10 by GreatCzarsGhost	Jul 18th, 2008 11:14:39 AM
Tricia Helfer would be my pick. She, by the way, is in the second season of Burn Notice that just started up on USA.
Cokehead Hollywood casting dick will hire Paris Hilton by Knobules	Jul 18th, 2008 11:15:32 AM
And this will go on to be the bigges POS ever. Fine, Im up for anything that humilates that skank.
They will cast a fresh face. by fiester	Jul 18th, 2008 11:26:16 AM
Otherwise why the need for the casting search. Besides, the girl role just needs to look good, not act good.
JESSICA BIEL!!! by goonie	Jul 18th, 2008 11:31:29 AM

OH COME ON! by ARoomFullOfNinjas	Jul 18th, 2008 11:34:36 AM
Bo Derek was super hot in Tommy Boy. GOD!
Hayden Pantywearer. The Heroes Cheerleader by V'Shael	Jul 18th, 2008 11:43:59 AM
She's legal. And she could give Dudley Moores ghost a hard-on.
Superhero Movie . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 11:46:00 AM
I end up watching all those parody movies. Don't know why. They're never any good. Just rented Meet the Spartans. Dreck. But I watched it all.
SCARLETT JOHANANASSSENNN by Squashua	Jul 18th, 2008 11:47:16 AM
Yum.
Well since it says they want to cast an newcomer... by Bass Bastardson	Jul 18th, 2008 12:00:08 PM
My suggestion would be... someone unknown!
MEGAN FOX!!! (there's a REASON guys want her for it) by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jul 18th, 2008 12:06:51 PM
She's an ELEVEN! >:) Either her, or make it a reversal, where a drunk guy picks up a girl he THINKS is a '10' but wakes up the next morning to find out she's a hag!
"10 II: Children Of The Cornrows" by REDD	Jul 18th, 2008 12:13:18 PM

Sam J Jones...where is he now...? by Executor	Jul 18th, 2008 12:13:39 PM
In a little one-room rented shack in north hollywood. He rear-ended me a while ago, hopped up on coke, driving with his kid in his beat up old car. He wouldn't give me insurance info and kept saying "I'M SAM J. JONES!! I'M SAM J. JONES!!" What an ass.
TheGhostWhoLurks... by Executor	Jul 18th, 2008 12:15:59 PM
Your idea...kinda like the Heartbreak Kid, no? I second that, that Megan Fox is an 11 though!
Executor... by REDD	Jul 18th, 2008 12:20:31 PM
Did that really happen to you? Strange, I guess he's not famous enough to merit one of those "E" True Hollywood Story episodes.
Will this one be rated PG-13? by Eyegore	Jul 18th, 2008 12:40:58 PM
Keeping with the current trend in pre-censoring all movies for the kiddies.
Megan Fox or Scarlett Johnassen by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.	Jul 18th, 2008 12:45:41 PM
Those are the only 2, also if this movie can get either one naked, I'll go see it in the theater.
You know it's got to be James Callis for by SID 8.0	Jul 18th, 2008 01:00:55 PM
the Dudley Moore part. As far as the Bo Derek role (place actress here.) Or even better idea don't make it. Translates to stalker movie anyway.
He's My Best Friend Earl by Project424	Jul 18th, 2008 01:09:45 PM
"And, he used to be mine!" johnyaztec your idea sounds much better than this. A closet homosexual. A buddy-buddy relationship with a Freddie prinze, Jr. type (perhaps Matthew Lillard?). An awkward game of sweaty volleyball. And, plenty of fantasy sequences, alla "Malena". It could work.
no love for sam j jones? by juice willis	Jul 18th, 2008 01:10:10 PM
the scene where he's flying the smoking, crippled war rocket ajax on a suicide run into mings palace with brian may's guitar blaring in the background. "dale what a damn shame." that shit is bad-ass.
merrick by BALTIMOREJACK	Jul 18th, 2008 01:11:39 PM
and all the other idiots on here. they are called cornrows, not dreadlocks or braids. and if you travel to the carribean or any other tropical destination like that for vacation, you see many girls/women(all of them White) getting them put in still to this day. its just what you do, and in the late 70s that was actually a style worn, mostly by Black people. check out Stevie Wonder (album cover for Hotter Than July), and he still wears a version of that to this day; also Patrice Rushen, who wrote the original song that Will Smith used for Men in Black II. they should cast a supermodel with little to no acting experience, one that would give it that "10" feel. that's why Marisa Miller would be perfect...check out the last SI swimsuit issue and you guys will see...um, that's "Sports Illustrated" in case you don't know what SI is.
amanda seyfried by Dradis Contact	Jul 18th, 2008 01:37:58 PM
could probably pull off the cornrows I'd say amber heard but lately she looks skeletor
Never mind finding the hottie.... by Gabba-UK	Jul 18th, 2008 02:03:28 PM
beautiful and sexy women are easy to find, who the fuck is as funny as Dudley Moore was? If the wrong person is cast it will be a comedy about stalking, which doesn't promise to be very funny.
Don't Knock Tarzan! by kdoc13	Jul 18th, 2008 02:08:24 PM
I repeat don't ever knock Tarzan. If for no other reason than the great nudity of Bo Derrick in that film. I can still vividly picture her full on doggie position getting her breasts covered in mud. Phenomenal! I'm not saying you shouldn't watch it with Mute on, and fast forward through the scenes where she isn't naked. I'm just saying, don't knock that movie. Because if for no other reason, it's John Derrick's every fantasy about Bo come to life, and he's a pretty twisted dude. That in my book equals awesome!
Fuck! by Tarl_Cabot	Jul 18th, 2008 02:13:03 PM
Lame.
She better be PORNO STAR FINE by glodene	Jul 18th, 2008 02:56:01 PM
whomever they cast. If it's some flat ass, narrow hipped plain jane, girl next door type, i'm gonna be pissed...In fact, they should cast someone who's bi-racial: black/asian or black/cuban or black/white...And fuck Scarlett Johanson. The only guys who thinks she's hot are only sayin' that shit, is because they've been told that they're supposed to feel that way, just like the media tells them that Jennifer Aniston or Julia Roberts is hot. Trust me, if you saw Scarlett walkin' down the street, in all probability, you would'nt give that plain lookin' bitch a second glance. I've seen wayyy more hotter bitches at the local mall.
Executor by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jul 18th, 2008 03:03:49 PM
You night be right about The Heartbreak Kid... I haven't seen it. But similar premises have also been used in Shallow Hal and other films. And that story about Sam Jones sounds more like something Ron Perlman would do. I hear he's a real JERK! >:(
Rosie O'Donell by ungabunga	Jul 18th, 2008 03:05:00 PM
Seriously, why not? Just totally go all out & play up the whole stalker thing, make the dude a seriously sick & twisted twerp. They could get D.J. Qualls to play the dude, fuck it, he could use the work, Fincher or Zombie could direct!! Ain't no one gonna go see this anyway, why not have some fun with it? Fuck, if Warner is willing to throw away huge gobs of money for dumb-ass mind numbing shit like 10,000 B.C., why not this?
Re: Rosie by ungabunga	Jul 18th, 2008 03:08:03 PM
They could call it "10+" and do advertising with some big fast food chain. This could be the movie that'd break the mold for chubby-chasers everywhere!!!
This is a damn shame. by DarthCorleone	Jul 18th, 2008 03:11:39 PM
And I'll tell you why. The original was not only understatedly humorous but also a solid serious character drama. I'm betting the remake satisfies at least one if not all of the following compromises: 1) PG-13, 2) loaded with inane toilet humor, 3) no adult sensibilities and hence no true dramatic weight, 4) (SPOILERS FOR ORIGINAL) lead guy actually GETS the 10 (END SPOILERS), 5) shitty pop soundtrack, 6) no scene matching the brilliant awkwardness of the Ravel's "Bolero" scene. Prove me wrong.
And glodene... by DarthCorleone	Jul 18th, 2008 03:14:34 PM
You don't like Scarlett Johansson. Fine. Your personal taste. But don't pretend that I'm sort of brainwashed idiot with no valid personal taste of my own. I have in fact seen Scarlett Johansson in person out at a bar. And she was mind-blowingly attractive in my opinion. So, yeah, I gave her far more than a "second glance."
Scarlett... by rost	Jul 18th, 2008 03:17:36 PM
Monica Bellucci, Rosario Dawson. Thats about it; all perfect 10s
Snoop Dogg could play opposite Smith by ungabunga	Jul 18th, 2008 03:19:10 PM

That Tarzan movie... by Fawst	Jul 18th, 2008 03:20:12 PM
Yaaaaaaaaaah, I woke up in the middle of the night to that on HBO, and I remember rampant nudity. And I'm pretty sure it was rated PG. I thought I was having an acid trip watching the credits roll as she played around with a monkey completely topless, looking like some scene out of a twisted Friends gag reel...
God-Damnit!!!! by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch	Jul 18th, 2008 03:23:52 PM
She has one helluva bush down there.
Hellen Mirren as Morgana In Excalibur . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 03:34:04 PM
What can I saw? Schwing! Tarzan, The Ape Man was rated R in the US and Ontario . . . but PG in Manitoba? That's what IMDB said. I new that movie wasn't no PG in the states. Too much nakedness.
Ohhh you know you KNOW by skimn	Jul 18th, 2008 03:34:29 PM
Hollywood will cast in the Dudley Moore role.........Dane Cook. There I said it. May I burn in Hell.
They Should Remake Kubrick's 2001 by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 03:36:51 PM
With lots of CGI. And this time you get to see the aliens! It'd be GREAT! Plus, ad a female interest to the move. And give HAL special "ship repair tools" that become super-fast dangerous weapons, as the defective computer slowly stalks and kills everyone on the ship. And a hefty rock soundtrack. It'll be genius!
CAN'T...STOP...STARING...AT...HE R... by The Eskimo	Jul 18th, 2008 03:37:21 PM
...funny braids.
PS by The Eskimo	Jul 18th, 2008 03:38:28 PM
Who the hell is Dudley Moore. Was he the guy who rode the ostrich in that shitty superhero movie.
I have vague memories of it, but by skimn	Jul 18th, 2008 03:38:31 PM
wasn't Helen Mirren hot in The Cook, The Thief, The Lover and The PotRoast (or whatever the fuck it was called)?
Helen Mirren was Indeed hot in . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 18th, 2008 03:42:26 PM
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover . . . She was also Alice Rage in the Secret Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu. Oh, yeah. She's hot.
ok im gonna say it by ChocolateJesusMan	Jul 18th, 2008 04:01:06 PM
Amy Winehouse in bo derek's role.. give it a chance it could work
Amy Winehouse by skimn	Jul 18th, 2008 04:14:50 PM
As shes runs down the beach clumps of her hair and her teeth fall out in slo mo.
Ummm you all know by Series7	Jul 18th, 2008 04:48:02 PM
Jessica Alba is going to get this role, and its going to suck. And lord Satan will get one step closer to taking over the world.
10 Booze Movie Review by I. Ratzkywatzky	Jul 18th, 2008 04:49:09 PM
http://boozemovies.blogspot.co m/2008/06/10-1979.html
hating on Bo's pubes by Staldo	Jul 18th, 2008 04:55:00 PM
those of you who are hating on Bo's pubes-grow up. All the women you salivate over probably resemble anorexic prepubescent boys with vaginas.
I thought this was about Pearl Jam by I am_NOTREAL	Jul 18th, 2008 05:13:26 PM
Shoot. It's not.
ELISHA CUTHBERT!!! by expert_40	Jul 18th, 2008 05:37:02 PM
And only Elisha Cuthbert, exposing her glistening, glorious breasts while fucking a quirky-looking comic actor, let's say someone like Seth Rogan, well, maybe not, too much like Knocked Up. She could be exposing her glorious breasts for Paul Rudd! Maybe for Steve Carrell. Why not? Just as long as we finally see Elisha naked, like what was promised in that fucked-up torture porn flick of hers.
Did someone say Monica Sweetheart? by Baked	Jul 18th, 2008 07:06:43 PM
Faptastic. Actually, she's probably the closest thing to a perfect woman I've seen in my life.
Didn't Paul Thomas Anderson gush about the original? by wookie1972	Jul 18th, 2008 07:11:46 PM
I could have sworn I read somewhere that he liked it. Since he's had success with an adaptation, maybe a remake? Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the Moore role, maybe? As for the Bo role, I think it would be best if they chose a newcomer.
Moose Knuckle... by Cagliostro	Jul 18th, 2008 08:13:09 PM
Great, fat, chunky moose knuckle.
Anyone can replace Bo Derek by Manatee	Jul 18th, 2008 08:36:39 PM
Tits grow on trees in Hollywood. It was Dudley Moore that made the film good, and he is irreplaceable.
You know what the updated title will be, right? by ebonic_plague	Jul 18th, 2008 09:34:12 PM
"Dime" Search your feelings....
Amy Winehouse?!?!?! by MisterE	Jul 18th, 2008 11:58:52 PM
ChocolateJesusMan, do you actually find Amy Winehouse to be attractive? You would get close to her with your unprotected member? http://tinyurl.com/66tnvp http://tinyurl.com/5dqlxh
Megan fucking Fox = by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 19th, 2008 03:33:41 AM
instantly boinkable
someone like this? by Lilana	Jul 19th, 2008 12:31:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Xbm8cKzulOs
Megan Fox won't age well by Staldo	Jul 19th, 2008 01:30:39 PM
Megan Fox will age pretty much like milk. Women with Native American heritage tend to look old before their time. I say exploit the hell out of her while she's young to provide whack-off material for future generations.
That is one RAGING muff! by Cletus Van Damme	Jul 19th, 2008 04:22:20 PM
It's going to come tearing out of that swimsuit and then where are we?
Megan Fox? by Darkman	Jul 19th, 2008 07:25:42 PM
She's a 7, at best. (Sorry, kids, but facts is facts.)
I never fucked a 10... by judderman	Jul 20th, 2008 06:06:36 AM
but one night, I fucked 5 2s. That has to count for something. RIP George Carlin.
Betty White! Get BETTY WHITE by mwrisner	Jul 20th, 2008 07:38:12 AM
This string of sad re-makes is getting OOOOLLLLLDDDD!!!
After 10, Re-Make SMOKEY & THE BANDIT!!! by mwrisner	Jul 20th, 2008 07:45:42 AM
JOHN GOODMAN in Jackie Gleason's role, and CHRISTIAN BALE as the Bandit, KATIE HOLMES for Sally Field's character, and STEVE BUSCEMI driving the truck in Jerry Reed's role. Then skip part 2 and re-make part 3 with Katie as the Bandit and the "...I'm a PC" guy playing the Sheriff. Or better yet, just FRIGGIN' SHOOT US ALL!!
Maggie Gyllenhaal. by Knuckleduster	Jul 20th, 2008 02:10:40 PM
Fuck you. She's beautiful.

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