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Did she give him a lap dance or something?
by fiester
Jul 15th, 2008
11:17:20 PM
Diablojob is a flavor-of-the-month hack. Juno sucked. Those sort of precious flicks produce more serial killers than a hundred slasher flicks.
Hey, ChocolateReign
by Mavra Chang
Jul 15th, 2008
11:18:02 PM
Hope you're feeling better. This news might make you sick anyway!
I would love to see Spielberg direct good movie again...
by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch
Jul 15th, 2008
11:18:37 PM
I mean, this is only my opinion, but he hasn't done a good movie since "The Color Purple."
I can't be bothered to see Juno...
by SirLoin
Jul 15th, 2008
11:19:11 PM
...for better or for worse. Perhaps it's my loss. I'll definitely be seeing the new movie she wrote where Megan Fox gets naked. I'm sure Juno is lovely, and if someday it means the difference between me getting laid or 'batin, then I'll definitely see it. I'd sure like to lay Diablo Cody, though. Sexist Males of America, I think I just earned my membership card. I'm actually just kidding about all of this, but in a way, not.
ZOMG!
by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch
Jul 15th, 2008
11:19:50 PM
I left a letter out of my previous subject!! Find the mistake and you will receive.. an accommodation?
"a"
by SirLoin
Jul 15th, 2008
11:22:07 PM
Geekyanimewhatever, I'd like to stay at the Four Seasons in Pebble Beach. Thanks.
I didn't know that Spielberg
by Charlie Murphy
Jul 15th, 2008
11:39:01 PM
almost directed JUNO. that's interesting. this story, really isn't. is spielberg directing this? what exactly is IT? until i know, i don't really care.
Huh?
by Darth Pants
Jul 15th, 2008
11:39:06 PM
So somebody is working with somebody else on something, but nobody knows what that something is. How does this count as news?
I know exactly what it is.
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
Jul 15th, 2008
11:43:55 PM
BOOM BLOX: THE MOVIE! based off the Wii video game, and yes it will NUKE THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!111
fanboys are so threatened it's sad
by BadMrWonka
Jul 15th, 2008
11:51:03 PM
a woman writes a great script, and it gets made into a great movie, and guess what? she's getting a lot of work from it!

if it was some guy, instead of some girl, no one would care. but you're all so threatened by a strong woman, your only recourse is to lash out at her and call her a hack.

with all the horrendous films out there and reality TV nonsense and just pandering crap, someone that writes a funny, touching and sincere film should be applauded, and YES should get more work and more recognition.

you know it's true, but you're too scared of the fact that she has a vagina to admit it. pretty fucking sad.

What's wrong with Spielberg?
by Harold-Sherbort
Jul 15th, 2008
11:52:33 PM
So Indy 4 was a let down to most people. He's still got a lot left to say. And what he's made in the time he's been an active filmmaker, is more than most can say. A few missteps doesn't tarnish what he has done. Close Encounters was way ahead of it's time. And I don't care who you are, if you saw E.T. before your hearts turned cold and bitter, more than likely you were moved by it in some way.
One more thing..
by Harold-Sherbort
Jul 15th, 2008
11:54:49 PM
Let the shit talking commence.
OMG!!!
by Mavra Chang
Jul 15th, 2008
11:58:39 PM
I'm afraid of vaginas!!!!! Wait a minute...Nevermind!;p
Juno is not a well-written script!
by unfaithfullyyours
Jul 16th, 2008
12:00:03 AM
Smug, condescending and reeking of "I'm so much cooler than the rest of you fuckwads." I wanted to beat that movie with a stick. The excellent cast saved it.
I'd love to see him direct a small movie
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 16th, 2008
12:06:25 AM
The closest he's come lately is "The Terminal" which is sorely underrated. Give him $20 million and see what he comes up with. I bet he could do it, in the past he was famous for being ahead of schedule and under budget (with one notable exception). The last little film he did, "The Terminal" is horribly underrated but it stands up well as a simple pleasure.
Spielberg is a hack and a plagiarist. Deal with it.
by Uncle Stan
Jul 16th, 2008
12:07:18 AM
Allan Quartermain is rolling in his African grave.
Now we hate Spielberg?
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 16th, 2008
12:11:40 AM
I didn't get memo from "The International Association of Talkback Posers." I'd like to start hating Del Torro now, just to get back ahead of the curve. Damit I want a fantasy character that isn't pale and has eyes in the right place!
Minority Report Rules
by Duke of Hurl
Jul 16th, 2008
12:37:31 AM
Spielberg doesn't have the chops??
by pr0g2west
Jul 16th, 2008
12:38:48 AM
Have you forgotten about Munich, Saving Private Ryan, and Schindler's list? How much more raw can you get? If Spielberg wanted to make a film about teen pregnancy, I think he could handle it.
"I'm so much cooler than the rest of you fuckwads."
by TroutMaskReplicant
Jul 16th, 2008
12:39:02 AM
Well she probably is. She seems like the kind of woman who could wither a guys cock with a dirty look...Actually I kind of think the Tarantino hate and the Cody hate have similar reasons behind them (beyond that some people think they're overrated). Do people take a special dislike to them because they're both Geeks who went over to the "hip" dark side?
@BadMrWonka
by Onyx390
Jul 16th, 2008
12:46:40 AM
That's complete bullshit. You're trying to invalidate our opinions with what? Petty thug tactics? Threatened by a strong woman my ass. If anything, we're threatened by the fact that America seemed to haved loved Juno's overwritten and synthetic dialogue. When that movie finished, the first thing I did was see who the screenwriter is and vow never to see a movie by that person ever again.
Yes, after that steaming shit pile that was Indy 4...
by hiperaktiv
Jul 16th, 2008
01:12:52 AM
I dont care about anything Spielberg does anymore. I laugh at the thought of him directing Juno. You just know he would have had Juno keep the baby in the end and with the bf raise a family or some lame crap like that...
I Repeat...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 16th, 2008
01:25:23 AM
... fanboys, as a culture, are afraid of women unless they are clad in spandex and handing out free blowjobs, and even then, most of them wouldn't know what to do. If you don't like JUNO, that's fine. But the "lapdance" line above? Textbook loser fanboy woman-hating misogyny.

If you don't like her work, I dare you to have the conversation without referring to her gender. I fucking dare you. You'll fold within five posts.

Actually...
by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch
Jul 16th, 2008
01:31:30 AM
...I think Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Color Purple are his only good movies. *gasp* I have an opinion. What next, individuality? Ah, the possibilities. Also, why do you bring up "God" and then promote suicide?
Fukin a right Mori
by dvdhound79
Jul 16th, 2008
01:31:47 AM
Ask how many of these assholes if they've ever even completed, yet alone attempted to write a screenplay.
No problems with Cody or Spielberg separately
by Mavra Chang
Jul 16th, 2008
01:44:01 AM
I just prefer them unmixed for film. I also thought Ellen Page was great in "Hard Candy". Fine..."Juno" was cute. Should teen pregnancy movies be cute? I am a fan of Spielberg, but moreso of the edgier stuff than the fluffy, cutesy-quirky type of film that might be predicted from this union.
Diablo Cody - Overhyped as Hell
by RonaldLark
Jul 16th, 2008
01:44:50 AM
If she didn't have the oh-so-fashionable backstory of being a stripper whore, there wouldn't be nearly as much hype around her. Juno, to me, was insufferable. I can see how the story would be appealing to women; but every time I hear a guy say he loved the movie, I lose a bit of respect for him.
Hating on Del Torro Larry of Arabia? pfffft...
by tbransonlives
Jul 16th, 2008
01:46:23 AM
Really want to get ahead of the hating curve? Start hating RDJ. Fuck Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, I'm cool.
The curse of the green Satan.
by Roketopunch
Jul 16th, 2008
01:47:38 AM
GARBAGE. She is a total hack who doesn't know structure in script. Juno didn't know if it was comedy or dark drama. It didn't even know if it was dark comedy. It just didn't know. Spielberg just sees money now. He sees the world in green not black and white or colors of the prism breaking light apart. Only green. Fuck him and Cody who sucks. I saw the pilot that she wrote, it was a horrible mistreatment of multiple personality. I hope it doesn't get picked up.
Why the Juno hate?
by Happyfat73
Jul 16th, 2008
01:51:56 AM
It was amusing enough, it had its heart in the right place and it was, ultimately, a very engaging film.

Some of the dialogue may have been on the nose, but it was mostly pretty sharp and insightful. It's one thing to not engage with the film, but the screenplay certainly didn't "suck".

So many people around this place seem capable only of expressing themselves in absolutes. Things either rule or they suck. One day these people will wake up and realise that there are degrees of quality... Juno may not have been the greatest film ever made, but for a first screenplay, it was fucking impressive.
Juno = Garden State
by RonaldLark
Jul 16th, 2008
01:52:28 AM
Two movies that I couldn't stand while everyone else on the planet claims to love them. I vomited on my penis and my stomach acids turned it into a vagina. ...now I love Juno.
Did Moriarty get a lapdance?
by Domi'sInnerChild
Jul 16th, 2008
02:00:19 AM
Pretty defensive. Hey, I liked Juno a lot, but she was a stripper. Easy and obvious joke, I wouldn't call it "misogyny". Seriously, screenplays are easy to write. Ask any waiter in LA.
Calling out Garden State! Awsome!
by spectrebeeyatch
Jul 16th, 2008
02:01:57 AM
I still dislike that movie. I liked Juno because of Jennifer Gardner I thought her performance and character were much more interesting than Juno but whatever. I love Spielberg, even though I didn't like some choices made in Indy 4 I still admire the man as a director. He needs to stop having a boy crush on Shia Lebarf tho, like seriously.
Saving Private Ryan came out ten years ago
by Domi'sInnerChild
Jul 16th, 2008
02:21:08 AM
Think about that. He'll almost as cold as Brian DePalma.
Spielberg should just make Superman!!
by DarthBakpao
Jul 16th, 2008
02:55:10 AM
homeskillet diggity deep-skeepin! oh my blog!
by geraldbeans
Jul 16th, 2008
03:17:04 AM
give me a break and kill this girl.
Moriarty, have you lost your mind?
by geraldbeans
Jul 16th, 2008
03:20:11 AM
What are you talking about? We don't have to mention that she's a stripper to point out that she actually put the line "Oh My Blog" in a fucking movie. And that the argument wouldn't last five posts? I've never posted five times in one thread here in my entire life.
Spielberg and small movies
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 16th, 2008
03:23:04 AM
I don't think Spielberg could ever manage to make a small movie. The Terminal had the potential to be a little movie, until Spielberg decided to actually build an airport terminal to shoot in. He's so used to having all the toys at his disposal I can't see him ever giving them up. I'd like to see Spielberg tackle something like 'Midnight' the recent episode of Doctor Who with one set and a group of actors - i'm sure Spielberg would come up with something amazing.
WhinyNegativeBitch
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 16th, 2008
03:26:15 AM
A.I., Minority Report, Catch Me If You Can, War of the Worlds and Munich are all impressive pieces of filmmaking. Some flaws, but not a bad run for a guy in his sixties. The most impressive thing about Spielberg's movies today is that they all look like the work of a 30 year old, not a 60 year old.
unfaithfullyyours is right
by slowgraffiti
Jul 16th, 2008
03:30:43 AM
except that the cast didn't save it. Juno is like Napolean Dynomite and the Royal Tennenbaums made palpable for soccer moms.
JUNO´s dialogue...
by perromaldito
Jul 16th, 2008
03:31:31 AM
was like watching an episode of the Gilmore Girls, and THAT´s not a good thing
Give an Oscar to a stripper...
by Underdogthe3rd
Jul 16th, 2008
03:37:58 AM
...nice move, Academy!
JUNO was just awful
by caruso_stalker217
Jul 16th, 2008
04:40:14 AM
Doesn't matter who wrote it. There were a few bits here and there that I liked. But most of the movie made me want to shoot blood out of my eyeballs. The character herself was completely unlikeable. She was just a dick. Every time I'd start to like her she'd say something stupid and I'd lose all respect, like most women I become interested in. I'm sure Juno would be into watching ROBOCOP with me some night, but I bet she'd ruin it by saying something stupid.

Anyway, the ending was kind of nice but any enjoyment I got out of the movie was tarnished by all of the stupid shit coming out of the characters' mouths.

The line about the pie balls was good.

I accept, Moriarty...
by TopHat
Jul 16th, 2008
05:41:12 AM
...I do not like her work, and I will have the conversation without referring to her gender ...Look at how much JUNO leaves out. Ellen Page did a swell job with gestures and tones of voice; Diabolo Cody nailed the teenage slang and adult cant phrases dead; and the set decorator and costume designer got the walls, hairdos, posters, and T-shirts letter perfect. But the inside is missing. There are no real, no really deep, emotions or interactions as far as the eye can see. A high school girl gets pregnant and what we learn the most about is how her mother alters her jeans, how an ultrasound device works, and how other kids stare at her in school. Where is the inside? Where is the fear? Where is the crisis of confidence? Where is the romantic doubt and despair? Everything is letter perfect, except that Cody forgot to include Juno MacDuff's (and Paulie Bleeker's) heart and soul. "....Oops, I knew there was something I was supposed to pick up on my way here...." (And don't say that comedy can't go into those places of the human heart: Look at Chaplin's City Lights, Elaine May's The Heartbreak Kid, and John Korty's Crazy Quilt.) There are places that Juno does not go. The gossamer structure of Juno and Paulie’s relationship would shiver into tatters if the movie continued beyond its ending – if the young couple were shown making love, feeling empty and lonely afterward, or having hurt feelings and getting into an argument the next morning; or probably even if they had to talk more in the final five minutes. The suppression of dialogue in the final sequence is a revealing fact about what Cody is and is not able to do, is and is not able to show. As a second limitation, there is something adolescent, or at least not fully mature, in Cody’s vision of life. The film limits its depictions of pain to characters’ feelings of loneliness, embarrassment, and awkwardness; it does not present anything approaching anguish, desperation, despair, or deep internal conflict. In other words, JUNO is set in the realm of comedy, in the classic sense of the term; tragedy, a much greater but much more demanding and complex vision of life, is beyond Cody’s scope. Cody also doesn’t deeply analyze her characters’ personalities. She doesn’t probe and explore the twisted way emotions and psychological states express themselves. In her script, to have good intentions, to try hard, to mean well, is to be a good person. It’s not an extremely deep view of human character and expression. A more complex film would have asked questions about and grappled more seriously with Paulie’s subservant passivity and Juno’s ontological weightlessness. As a final limitation, there are flickers, slides, shades, and layerings of consciousness and emotion that Cody simply cannot go into because her characters are too limited. Her work evades difficult issues. ...and, as a side note, I'm sick of the contributors of this site acting higher than the Talkbackers. The use of "fanboys" in Moriarty's post says it all. Newsflash guys, YOU'RE fanboys too. Remember that the next time you get on your pedestal.
I defend fiester's "lapdance" comment
by Bobo_Vision
Jul 16th, 2008
05:58:02 AM
She used to be a stripper, so the lapdance comment is totally in-keeping with who she is as a person. And in my opinion, Juno was smarmy and pretentious. Based on one script she's now collaborating with the biggest powerhouse of Hollywood. And as we all know, Hollywood is a sleazy town; a pit of debauchery. So is the "lapdance" joke really so bad?
Also...
by Bobo_Vision
Jul 16th, 2008
06:05:15 AM
...you have to remember, Hollywood is a place where sucking dicks is a common method of achieving career mobility. Seriously. Everyone knows this. Context matters. This isn't a woman who has just been named a Supreme Court Justice. This is a stripper in Hollywood. C'mon.
nobody here likes films...
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
06:11:30 AM
doesnt matter what film it is. I cant remember when anyone actually talked about a film they liked and everyone agreed. Everyone on the talkback hates films.
Moriarty, don't get your panties in a bunch
by Drunken Rage
Jul 16th, 2008
06:15:15 AM
Jesus, really, calm the fuck down. "... Fanboys, as a culture, are afraid of women unless they are clad in spandex and handing out free blowjobs, and even then, most of them wouldn't know what to do." What the fuck are you talking about? Where did that idiotic observation come from?
I don't hate on Juno...
by OBSD
Jul 16th, 2008
06:16:17 AM
But I think the dialog from the teenage girls (Juno specifically) was fairly atrocious and unbelievable. Almost every time Juno opened her mouth to say something "cool", I was completely taken out of the movie. People like Daniel Waters (Heathers) and Joss Whedon have an ear for teenage dialog. The colloquialisms that their characters use are believable (and funny and hip, which is what Ms. Cody was trying for and failed) in the context of their movies/ tv shows. Diablo Cody doesn't have that at all. Her dialog is more Dawson than Buffy (as in: no teenager ever talks like that!). I feel like the actors in Juno did a much better job than the writer. They really stepped up to the plate in making the scenario a believable one. Except for the Jason Bateman thing. Now, obviously I'm looking at the film through the eyes of a male, but I didn't find his leaving to be realistic at all. Mostly because Ms. Cody decided to paint him with the "bad guy brush" for no reason other than the story needed more conflict at that point even though his character is more than a little sympathetic in my eyes. Jenifer Garner had completely cut his balls off and put them in a jar, and when he finally calls her on her castrating ways, he runs away and Garner becomes the hero of the piece suddenly? Wha...huh? Makes no sense to me. And that's the thing about this movie. The acting is brilliant, but the script needs a lot of work. And I just can't help being a little cynical about the writer's "backstory" being used as a part of the selling point of the buzz for this film. Certainly some douchebags have had some sexist things to say about Ms. Cody, but isn't using the fact that she was a sex worker as part of the publicity for the movie and also publicity for selling the "Diablo Cody" brand in itself sexist? It is relying on sex to sell something, correct? I mean, she wrote one (1) movie and using the "she was a stripper, isn't that cool?" is relying more on her sexuality than her talent and/or body of work. Discuss.
Hate films? NOT!
by Mavra Chang
Jul 16th, 2008
06:21:19 AM
I love movies. Most of the people here love movies. So what if we don't all agree? That's what the talkbacks are for. It'd be pretty damn dull around here if we all had the same opinion.
Juno
by Laughing Irishman
Jul 16th, 2008
06:33:19 AM
I'm a guy, 30, and really liked Juno. My son, has a friend who is a 12 year old girl, and while not the same age as Juno in the movie, talks very similar to Juno, with that being said she hasn't seen the movie, Dad won't let her, which is a good thing in my opinion. Juno was a like a sour patch kid. It's all sour and cynical and tears up your tongue if you have too many, but it's sweet on the inside. It tries to show you some of the pain and awkwardness of the situations Juno is in. Being pregnant in High School, the Adult Life not quite turning out the way you want it and giving up on your dreams to become the status quo, and having that reawakened by some mental taboo with a minor. Is Diablo Cody geius with dialogue? No. Bug she put together a workable screen play, that the actors took as their own and made a memorable dark dramedy.
that is all true mavra chang.
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
06:44:49 AM
Its just that it seems people around seem to open fire and castigate things to easily.
Better they do it here....
by Mavra Chang
Jul 16th, 2008
06:58:37 AM
In a safe, relatively anonymous virtual environment with some semi-like minded indviduals than out in the real world where a few of the opinions might cause serious issues. If a person chooses to express "hate", I'd rather see it take the form of talking trash than letting it fester and acting out about it. Let the people vent and go on with their lives.
That was my 5th post
by Mavra Chang
Jul 16th, 2008
07:01:43 AM
Do I get a cookie?
if spielberg directed juno...
by palooka_boy
Jul 16th, 2008
07:04:58 AM
i don't think it would've been as good. the baby would turn out to be a cyborg, and ellen page's bump would have been cgi. ...actually that sounds more like a Bay-Juno
The Internet can also teach appreciation
by Mavra Chang
Jul 16th, 2008
07:21:57 AM
It just depends on how one chooses to use it. Look at what Quint is doing with AMAD (to borrow your own example). That's something great. Not all of the films are classic, not everyone has an in-depth, positive opinion, but some talkbackers are enjoying the experience and using it to find films that they might not have watched otherwise. They might also find out that they are not the only ones who enjoy a movie like "On Golden Pond" or "The Black Hole", topics that don't usually come up in a normal day at work without earning some weird looks.
DerLanghaarige, I completely agree.
by Knuckleduster
Jul 16th, 2008
07:26:46 AM
But just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
With geeks, it's all a matter of relativity.
by Knuckleduster
Jul 16th, 2008
07:51:04 AM
If Juno was largely ignored or ill-received, the fanboys would have stood up for it, calling it "a little gem of a film". But when it wins an Oscar the geeks pounce on it, because now that film has a certain status that they think isn't fitting for a film like Juno. "It should have been a cult classic; it can't be a cult classic if it wins an Oscar!". It's all relative. If The Assassination of Jesse James won every Oscar out there the fanboys would have lost their minds and the inevitable backlash would have resulted in them calling it a piece of shit (luckily it didn't and now it can be appreciated as the underrated masterpiece that it surely is). It's the same with directors. No one gave a shit what someone like Len Wiseman was up to before he was announced as the director of Die Hard 4, but the moment that announcement was made, he was called a hack by the fanboy community (while actually being merely a competent but mediocre director). We're all guilty of it, but it helps having some perspective and being aware of how our opinions are influenced.

P.S. Fuck Mark Steven Johnson. Fuckin hack asshole.

Fuck JUNO and Fuck that Hack Brooke Busy
by fat lenny
Jul 16th, 2008
08:08:31 AM
I'm not going to refer to her as her clever little "stripper" name. I don't care what her gender is, the fact that she was a suburban middle class girl who supposedly stripped part time for a short period of time was nothing more than a PR move. JUNO (the little movie that COULD!) is no different than Little Miss Sunshine or Garden State... movies that are backed by Hollywood but try to claim and run on indie cred. It's fucking annoying. Ms Busy may be a decent writer at the end of the day, but she was nothing more than a cog in a very well planned and executed scheme to be the "indie hit of the year" even though it was nothing of the sort. I won't watch JUNO and I won't watch anything else that she writes... I think it's pretty telling that her second movie has a Megan Fox girl-on-girl makeout scene... she is already resorting to cheap gimmicks to draw audiences. I hate her dialog, I hate her silly made-up name, and she is basically the kind of person that I would like to slap the shit out of. So yes, much hate abounds, but it has nothing to do with her vagina and everything to do with what she stands for.
Fat Lenny
by Laughing Irishman
Jul 16th, 2008
08:13:58 AM
"I won't watch JUNO and I won't watch anything else that she writes" So you haven't seen Juno?
There was an article the future of Filim criticism
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
08:33:49 AM
People such as philip french in the UK or say Roger Ebert are increasingly becoming extinct because of the rise of film blogging. ordinary people can now become film critics. Movie studios will in the future and have started to go online and read what film bloggers are saying, this is resulting in the studios having previews three days before a film opens. in the past it was ten days. it is a form of censorship in a way. people are not reading newspapers in the numbers they were. Movie studios will take all the positive reviews and disregard the negative ones.
It reminds me of the Sandi Thom story...
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
08:43:06 AM
Sandi thom is a scottish musician. Who had one hit. The story of how she found success went like this...she was a struggling musician and she was late for a gig. IT was a horrible night. so she fired up her computer. and went to her my space page and uplaoded her gig from there. She said she got 100,000 hits and on the back of that got her contract. for a while she stuck to her story and people believed her. the only ones to disagree where here agent and her record company. Who pointed out that erm she had got her contract six months before her myspace gig and that she was a signed artist already. her credibility took a huge battering. but she became a member of the britgirl rockers who stormed the states last year.
BlackCrippler...
by OBSD
Jul 16th, 2008
09:08:53 AM
Wow. Way to lift up the discussion, man.
BlackCrippler
by Al Swearengen
Jul 16th, 2008
09:11:03 AM
Anybody ever tell you that you're a fuckin' cunt?
caruso_stalker217, you summed it for me ...
by unfaithfullyyours
Jul 16th, 2008
09:15:48 AM
I'm always suspicious when a studio tells me something is wonderful. And I felt like Juno was kind of jammed down my throat with millions of marketing dollars. But mostly, it was the dialog. It just reeked of really trying hard ot be clever. Which is fine. I like a good stylistic choice. But for me, this was so in your face, it took me out of the movie. I will grant that as the movie got going, it backed off and got a little better. And the lead character is so bitchy to everyone ... As an audience member, I wanted her to get her due. Would that have been obvious? Maybe. But in this case, that's how I felt.
Fuckin' BlackCrippler
by Al Swearengen
Jul 16th, 2008
09:28:22 AM
Well, then it should come as no fuckin' surprise that what I'm about to tell you is absolutely fuckin' true. You are a cunt. One that I'd be inclined to throw off my fuckin' balcony.
Juno's just one of those stories...
by Blue_Demon
Jul 16th, 2008
10:03:29 AM
Good story idea, but horrible, horrible writing.

"Honest to blog?"

It would have made a good afterschool special in the 70s if not for the whole "cooler-than-thou" attitude. Oh, and Mori, relax.

Next AICN DVD cover blurb!
by Blue_Demon
Jul 16th, 2008
10:06:43 AM
"If you don't like this movie, YOU HATE WOMEN!" Drew McWeeny - Ain't I A Tool News
JUNO can kiss my shiny metal ass
by MrBlueo
Jul 16th, 2008
10:17:29 AM
I hated the character of Juno more than Jar Jar Binks. Those of you who disagree go watch Episode 1 again. Jar Jar has aged like a fine wine.
Ahh... Sarah Polley.
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
10:17:30 AM
sigh.
Now the nerds are feeling threatened
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
10:23:58 AM
about being called out for feeling threatened. Oh you silly nerds!

But seriously, you are afraid of women. Especially women with more talent, cooler friends, more money, and lives that are infinitely more fun than yours. And we all know where fear leads- to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads where? That's right! To the dark side!

Don't be so afraid of the ladies, boys. They aren't harmless, but they know you are.

All this to say, Juno was a helluva lot better than that abomination Garden State, but absolute crap compared to anything Sarah Polley has written down on a napkin.

who the fuck said anything about art?
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
10:29:49 AM
It's a screenplay. from HOLLYWOOD. Not exactly haute couture.
Where's Anchorite? I was sure he would have said something
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
10:32:27 AM
Pathetic and revolting about Diablo Cody and/or Ellen Page by now. There's a guy with fear and hatred issues, hoo boy.
woah, Danny,
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
10:33:17 AM
that actually made me cough... nicely done...
Garden State.....
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
10:42:05 AM
was one of the most boring films I have ever seen. and I didnt see Zack braffs follow up either. I dont mind Zach braff on Scrubs. two eps of that and he was fully fledged director. what?????
I think part of what bothers people...
by Bobo_Vision
Jul 16th, 2008
10:54:20 AM
...about Juno, was how Diablo Cody's personal story was tied into the whole "little film that could" aspect of the movie which was romanticized. Her background as a stripper-cum-screenwriter was part of the PR. People love underdogs and seeing people overcome adversity, like that Will Smith movie about the homeless guy, but I wouldn't call her struggle the same, and Hollywood tends to romanticize sleaze (see "Pretty Woman"). Even though Juno was not directly autobiographical, it was hyped and overrated. Obviously, that just my opinion, and if you liked the movie you probably see things differently.
Oh Boy! More Pop Culture References!
by LaserPants
Jul 16th, 2008
11:33:29 AM
Diablo Cody is like a really boring Quentin Tarantino, but without the cool, without the style, without the talent. But she's kinda hot, so producers fall all over themselves throwing money at her. Oh, and JUNO sucked. That said, Ellen Page is an adorable pixie and I want to stick my penis in her.
Gilmore Girls was fucking hilarious
by Hercules
Jul 16th, 2008
11:34:44 AM
and so was Juno
Gilmore Girls Was Deeply Irritating
by LaserPants
Jul 16th, 2008
11:37:58 AM
I wanted to fuck them both, though. Family Guy demonstrated exactly where Gilmore Girls should have gone -- mother and daughter yammering on and on in a way that NOBODY ever talks like in real life (just like in JUNO -- nobody, NOBODY talks like that; writers write like that, but its no natural, it cmoes off forced and "precious") suddenly making out, tearing each others clothes off and fucking.
Ellen Page's Body Is Shaped Like The Letter H?
by LaserPants
Jul 16th, 2008
11:41:33 AM
She has two haves with a line in the middle? Are you sure you know what Page looks like, Danny?
Btw, Agree on LOST IN TRANSLATION
by LaserPants
Jul 16th, 2008
11:43:18 AM
It didn't deserve an Oscar nod, but it was a great film with a believable female lead; not a snarky popcult reference fest for wanna be hipster douchebags.
I Bet Diablo Cody Gives Great Head Too
by LaserPants
Jul 16th, 2008
11:45:15 AM
For evidence of this, see the fact that she has a career; a career which started after she was finished stripping and giving lap dances to, I suppose, high powered Hollywood execs. Good work, Diablo! Use your assets! Being a hot chick must be great. You can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want.
I Disagree, Danny!
by LaserPants
Jul 16th, 2008
11:46:45 AM
She's thin and waify, but blocky? Nah. At least I don't think so.
Juno was unfunny, irresponsible, steaming turd of a film
by quadrupletree
Jul 16th, 2008
11:55:50 AM
The fact that it was successful, let alone Oscar winning, absolutely, totally BLOWS my mind. There are times when you watch something and you know you may not like it but you can see how other people could and that's fine. But for me Juno is something that is sooo horrid, such a terrible piece of writing and storytelling, my mind can't comprehend how anyone could not see it for what it is. I don't just not like it, I hate that film. I could care less if the person who wrote it has a penis or a vagina, it's tasteless and dangerous.
Don't give me that sh*t, Moriarty
by Mo_Green
Jul 16th, 2008
12:02:12 PM
The lapdance comment is totally fair because she was a f*cking LAPDANCER before she was a screenwriter! I liked JUNO but Cody is a perfect example of why there aren't many respected female screenwriters today. When one of them writes a hit, she immediately becomes a "schtick", gimmick writer who parlays her fame into a bunch of shitty genre movies.
That was pretty harsh, Mori.
by Biggie Kaiju
Jul 16th, 2008
12:09:34 PM
Nice job generalizing and stereotyping what you consider to be a "fanboy." My girlfriend found it hilarious. Asshole.
No I didn't watch JUNO
by fat lenny
Jul 16th, 2008
12:09:53 PM
What does it matter? I read part of the screenplay and saw enough trailers to know that watching the movie would fucking kill me inside. And "Cody" winning screenplay was just about as plausible as those tools Damon and Affleck winning for Good Will Hunting. Unbefuckinleivable. Oscar is dead. Long fucking dead.
Speilberg and Small Movies
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 16th, 2008
12:15:11 PM
I think you need to go watch "The Sugarland Express" or "Duel." Great small movies. "The Terminal" is underrated and at it's heart a small character study.
Oh, and on Cody
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 16th, 2008
12:18:35 PM
I'm just not even entertaining that part of this discussion. It's childish and pointless to argue about.
But I am a woman...
by infinite_probability
Jul 16th, 2008
12:30:10 PM
...and I understand the reaction to both "Juno" and Cody (TopHat's analysis was pretty good, IMO). I saw the movie before the hype and with an open mind, having felt completely let down by "Knocked Up" (an okay-- just okay-- movie which is pretty disingenuous about being almost entirely from a male point of view. The posters-- "What would you do if this guy got you pregnant?"-- are aimed at women but the film struggles to make it's female characters legitimately cool or relatable. The whole thing plays out like a the world as seen through the eyes of a man who doesn't understand why women think the way they do but has learned that for an easy life he is obliged to do what it is they want all the same.), and walking into the theatre (at a pre-hype festival showing) I was all like "Girl Power!" and crap like that. And then I saw the movie. Anti-climax of the year. It was, you know, *alright*. But, as Top Hat says, very empty. And coasting on the ability of (and pre-existing goodwill towards) all lot of the cast (I'd say exactly the same thing about "Lost In Translation". I think Coppola Jr. has chops as a director but that her screenwriting Oscar was as undeserved as Diablo Cody's), if you ask me. A big stumbling block for me was the fact that Juno's decision not to abort no more made sense than Katherine Heigl's, beats me why so many feminists/pro-choicers give the film a pass, especially given the incredibly negative depiction of the Family Planning Clinic. Another well-noted problem is the fact that Juno is an utterly charmless creation who is a better representation of what a certain 16 year old girl demographic *think* they are like than how they actually *are*. And that's not a good thing because 16 year old girls, as a rule, are not particularly funny. I know, I was one. I mean, this is the fundamental problem with the movie-- it's not really funny or witty *at all*. I saw the last half of "Rushmore" the other day and you know what? That movie had an too-cute soundtrack, very little realism, quirkyness up the ying yang, a precocious unlikeable lead and no moral or message (that I could divine). But it had some properly funny and inventive moments (and even if it didn't do the wretched month title-cards thing first, they did it before "Juno"). Maybe "Juno"s intention was to create a Daria or a late-era Lisa Simpson (i.e. smart mouth kid where the attempted satire/obviousness/ desire to namedrop has overwhelmed the joke) in which case it's not surprising that I don't like it and that I'm not excited for any future Cody projects. But if she were going for a Veronica Sawyer or an Enid Cohn or a Darlene Connor than she failed. I'm a girl but I'd pick "Ghost World" (written by a dude) over "Juno" any day of the week. It's worth pointing out that I'm not a bitter aspiring screenwriter or anything like that although I can imagine many critics of the movie are. The irony is that if Cody is anything like Juno (and it's a fair bet) then she'll be able to understand why she is being bashed better than anyone else. It's not like she doesn't understand the low blow (the Korean girl who can't write English, anyone? The girl with the squint? The ultrasound tech who has *actually got a point*?)-- she's a blogger after all. Seriously, does anyone think that the character of Juno would like the movie of 'Juno'?!? You know it would be waay too mainstream for her...
I dont know if this is true...
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
12:52:45 PM
But did william goldman really write Good Will hunting. He put it in his book. then I lost all respect for goldman when he wrote that rubbish dreamcatchwer. Misery is one of my faves. it is the best adaptation of a king book and I still cant watch that scene with kathy bates, james caan in the bed and the mallet.
The Moral of Juno...
by OBSD
Jul 16th, 2008
01:07:55 PM
If you are a casterating bitch of a wife who has steamrolled her husband's hopes and dreams and allocated him a 5'x8' room in a 5,000 square foot house and you make sure he has no life because he's too busy giving you the life YOU want and tending to your own neurosis you'll make a great mother just for the simple fact that you want a child. And who cares about your husband after you've backed him into a corner and practically forced him to leave for his own sanity? Because now you hove a baby! And your smothering ways are certainly not going to pass on to the child or anything and fuck him up for life. Not at all.
Juno was great you stupid bitches...
by LaneMyersClassic
Jul 16th, 2008
01:08:28 PM
I don't give a fuck who wrote it, it was highly entertaining. I saw it 2 times in the theater. Some of my favorite movies are: Predator, Cani Arrabiati, Apocalypse Now, Haute Tension, Ichi the Killer, Freeway. I am not a girl.
have, not hove.
by OBSD
Jul 16th, 2008
01:09:29 PM
But you knew that.
Mr. Zeddemore
by The7Returns
Jul 16th, 2008
01:15:02 PM
How many of your apparently brilliant scripts have been made into films? How many have attracted the quality of actors in said films?

Oh none? Well then that makes you kind of irrelevant then eh?

After months of what I would call Harry knowles free passing...
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
01:29:45 PM
I went down to my local rental shop and rented Knocked up and Superbad on DVD. I really have no idea why every judd apatow film seems to get a free pass on this site. The guys films are a mystery to me. I have seem quite a few at this stage. and I would gladly never sit through one again. I cant be the only one who doesnt find his films funny. I do have a sense of humour. I know each persons is different. I find mock the week fucking hilarious and I loved the angus deayton Hignfy. Adam Sandler is a mystery to me as well as the shouting technique. The funniest thing about anchorman wasnt ferrell it was Steve Carrell Brick Tamaland. Ferrell jerk comedy stylings wear me down. I cant go to his films anymore.
regarding Goldman and good will hunting..
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
01:42:02 PM
I think he ended that chapter with a joke, about him convincing fox to sink titantic with an iceberg. He told a long story about how he wote Good will hunting and put it in a drawer and forgot about it. The name of the book was called which lie did i tell? what was odd was the whole part a deal he claimed he made with miramax and Damon and affleck. where they all agreed that they would keep quiet about the fact that Goldman wrote and that if he lost best original screenplay he would admit that he wrote it. Goldman said he was waiting backstage to go on. but damon and affleck went ahead. leaving goldman on his own. Goldman says they didnt even thank him. Could be all bollox and i lost all respect for goldman after dreamcatcher. serves him right, grouchy old bastard. The name of the book is called which lie did a tell. on its on my bookshelf.
necgray
by Bobo_Vision
Jul 16th, 2008
01:48:03 PM
That quote from Tool you used seemed like nothing more than a chance to say, "Hey, I'm cool because I listen to Tool", which makes me understand why you liked Juno. I think some of your arguments are flawed. Regarding the fact that all films are products being promoted, just like The Dark Knight, that may be so, but it depends on whether or not that product lives up to the hype and the heaps of accolades. In the case of Juno, it was overhyped. You probably disagree.

And your point regarding "overhip dialogue" where you said "You don't fault an author if you don't like the font used for the book", you used a flawed analogy because Cody actually is a writer. So, "overhip dialogue" in a film written by Diablo Cody would be comparable to "overhip dialogue" in a book written by an author, not the font.

Hey TheRealMoriarty
by fiester
Jul 16th, 2008
02:17:13 PM
No, you will fold in five posts. Her gender IS her work. The woman packages herself with her bio and uses her sexuality to open doors for her and everyone thinks it's "cool" and "post-modern".

Juno was a whiny, twee flick. The dialogue was cringeworthy and the story ridiculous. Not as many people liked this movie as people think. Everyone I know who saw it couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. And if you don't think Cody sells herself as much as any other whore actress out there looking to climb the ladder, you've already fallen for her lapdance schtick.

So stop being so high and mighty and pretending your gallant or something. She's probably not going to suck your dick for defending her on the AICN board, not when she can blow big time directors now. You missed your chance, pal.

The Academy
by GreatGooglyMoogly
Jul 16th, 2008
02:23:55 PM
Also gave out an award for a typical sounding rap song called "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp."
I don't know why I'm even wading in
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
02:25:35 PM
because I doubt Moriarty will even come back to address what have been I think legitimate challenges to his throwdown, which is dissapointing, Moriarty, if you're serious, I'll take you on

Did I dislike Juno, yes, but do I dislike Diablo Cody, no, how can I dislike or fear someone I don't know. Am I jealous of her success, of course, I have scripts sitting on my shelf and in my head that will probably never see the light of day, but I applaud her courage to step up and make a na me for herself.

I think Juno had it's good points and it's not so good points, I loved the STORY but didn't care for the char. Juno herself was too hip too cool too full of herself. She was the center of her universe, I felt, and the world bowed to her feet. She wanted sex so she had sex, she wanted to have the baby so she had the baby, she wanted to spend time with the adoptive parents, she spent time with the adoptive parents. Everything was about Juno.

I was also disappointed by the emasulation of the men. Not just Jason Bateman, but Micheal Cera, and JK Simmions. Each give into Juno's demands and whims, each never really stand up for themselves. typing this out now, I see that Juno is making the same mistakes with Cera that Garner did with Bateman.

Charterzation was also lacking. Every char. was a stock char. with no real devolpments or beats, they stand out only because of the actors that played them, except for Juno herself. Watching RoboCop we see him as Murphy not Peter Weller for example. However in Juno, we see Jason Bateman doing Jason Bateman, we see jennifer Garner as jennifer Garner, we see JK Simmions as JK Simmons. Honestly can you tell me that Bateman ISN'T playing the same nervous scared geekboy that he played in The Kingdom, Mr. Magorium, etc. Is Jennifer Garner really any different, self assusured confident, strong, full control of what she wants but still vulenerable and scared and nervous, then she was in The Kingdom, 13 going on 30 and the one with Kevin Smith? JK Simons as the tough, loud, brash, loveable guy he's played so well in other movies. Cera as the geeky loveable loser? She created stock char. and fileld it with actors who are known for doing these types. there really is no orginality in it. Juno stands out because, I believe, she is Diablo Cody's idealized version of herself at 16. Even Rainn Wilson's cameo at the beginning is stock and standard for Rainn, why is Dwight working at a convience store in whatever town Juno takes place in

Reality, listen I know movies are reality but that's what everyone kept saying "oh this movie is so real" no it's not, kids don't say "no it's Morgan Freeman" or "Honest to Blog" I have an 18 y/o brother and a 11 y/o sister "OMG" or "TTYL" are more likely to come up then HOnest to Blog. One thing I learned doing television news with my eye focused on going to HOllywood was the rule "Show don't tell". Cody, like a lot of young inexpirenced screenwriters, which I consider myself in, Tell Don't Show. Telling us that she is on her hamburger phone after we can see she's on her g-d hamburger phone. Her language or her little blonde friend telling us how she's different at school instead of showing us she's different in school

On a personal note I hated the weird Retro/modern hybrid that was so popular in Napelon Dynamite as well. Choose a time frame and stick with it, everyone has cell phoens and texts, noone uses landlines anymore, who wears stretchy head bands and knee legth stripeed socks?

CANNONBALL!!!
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jul 16th, 2008
02:26:10 PM
Everyone is jumping into the pool so it seems I will too.

I dislike Diablo Cody as a writer the same way I dislike Paul Haggis as a writer. Cody gave us Juno, Haggis gave us Crash and Million Dollar Baby. All won awards they didn't deserve. It has nothing to do with me being afraid of women, but annoyed that crap gets recognition. If the woman who had written Lars and the Real Girl had won the award, I wouldn't have a problem with it as she was infinitely more deserving.

I've read the Juno script numerous times and it never gets better. It's just a series of snappy banter with the requisite tender moment thrown in here and there. If Tarantino or Paul Thomas Anderson had written Juno, my opinion would be no different.

I don't hate Cody, I'm just waiting for her to impress me and earn the Oscar she didn't deserve.

With regards to Spielberg, Indy 4 was a huge misfire but then again so was The Lost World and War of the Worlds. The haters who keep saying he's lost his touch are delusional. In the past decade he's given us outstanding cinema. He's always ready to make reparations for his turkeys. He followed up the Lost World with SPR and Amistad. He followed up A.I. with Minority Report, Catch Me and The Terminal (sue me, I liked it). And after dropping War of the Worlds on us, he offers up the olive branch that was Munich. The guy has directed or produced at least a dozen movies that would be in most fanboys top 100. Indy 4 was a misstep of epic proportions but it's a good bet he'll rebound.

Ellen Page looks like the leader of other rich kid team in the S
by Domi'sInnerChild
Jul 16th, 2008
02:28:43 PM
The one that gets in the "throws like a girl" argument. Watch it. It'll ruin her for you.
That was the Sandlot
by Domi'sInnerChild
Jul 16th, 2008
02:29:05 PM
necgray - re: Daniel Day lewis
by Bobo_Vision
Jul 16th, 2008
02:31:11 PM
"You're telling me there wasn't insane hype behind Daniel Day Lewis' Oscar nom? Get a clue."

Actually, I thought Daniel Day Lewis's Oscar was well-deserved and no one else in that category even came close to his performance. Who do you think deserved that Oscar? Tommy Lee Jones in "The Valley of Elah"? George Clooney in "Michael Clayton" where he played a character very similar to all his other characters? That wasn't hype at all.

And should we fault a writer for the "tools" they choose to use? Of course! Their choices in their work determines the quality, and with phrases you use like "I get crazy with the cheez WHIZ" (Beck reference?), I can see how you like her choices, but I find that type of language annoying and pretentious. I can see how maybe the film spoke to some people, but not deserving of all the praise it received. And its rare that I know all about a writer before I see a film, especially a first-time writer, but I did in Cody's case thanks to the hype machine.

Diablo Cody is the most overrated...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2008
02:37:02 PM
...person in history outside of that 1st century Judean zealot who got billed as the son of god a few centuries later by the Emperor Constantine. Talentless, Boho/poser hack!
I hate to be pedantic...
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
02:39:06 PM
This is from the horses mouth page 332 and 333, its all about doctoring..... Whats a mother to do? here was my solution- i had met these two very untalented, very out of work performers, Affleck and damon. They were both in need of money. The deal we struck was this. I would give them the initial credit, they would front for me at for me at the start, then once we were set up, the truth would come out. you know what happened. Miramax got the flick, decided to use them in the leads, i decided I would kill the commercial value of the flick. if the truth were ever known. Harvey weinstein gave me a lot of money for my silence. Plus twenty percent of the gross. which is why i am writing this from the riviera.(which is a joke). I think the reason the world th world was so anxious to believe Matt damon and ben affleck didnt writer their script was simple jealousy/ They were young and cute and famous: kill the fuckers. I remember when a national magazine called and said they had been told that I wrote. I literally screamed at the writer. I have had this kind of thing occassion before and I hate it alot. If you write something and that something has quality, how awful to to have to have the world think the work belongs to others. The real truth is that castle rock had the movie first and rob reiner, no fool he, was given it for comments. Rob had one biggie. Affleck and damon in an early draft had a whole subplot about how the govt was after damon, the math genius to do subversive work for them, there were chases and action scenes and what rob told them was this: lose that aspect and keep the characters. When I read It and spent a day with the writers all i said was this Robs dead right. Period. Total contribution zero. But i'll bet in some corner of your little dark hearts, youre still al saying bullshit. I mean its five years and what else have they dont Nada. Now I will tell you the real truth...Every word is mine. Not only that I'm the guy who convinced james cameron that the ship had to hit the iceberg.... I love the line about platrow and her chief thought about the ceremony was to be sure to remember to wear comfy shoes, that she had given no thought to winning and didnt care "well there arent enough lightening bolts in heaven to cover the faslehood in that little discourse but the interviewer just hung on every humble word that came out of little Gwynn's head...
A lap dance...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2008
02:39:44 PM
...from Diablo Cody? The mere thought makes me go all "frightened turtle" for at least half an hour. Bet she was strictly Tuesday afternoon fare at whatever scumhole she poledanced for.
Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jul 16th, 2008
02:40:10 PM
I'm not sure we'll achieve the lightning in a bottle that was the Emmerich thread.

I certainly won't post several dozen times a day like I did there simply because I'm neglecting my job.

I just wanted to wade in here to give my two cents. This TB is going to get ugly and mark my words, the ban hammer will come down more than once.

Hod..
by Jonah Echo
Jul 16th, 2008
02:42:05 PM
get thee to the vikings and aliens now..You are missed.
necgray
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
02:53:00 PM
I don't blame Cody for who got cast, but I think she got very lucky in who got cast...try and imagine Jason Bateman being played by...Will Arnett, it just doesn't work
necgray
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
03:08:13 PM
I was really hoping for a discussion on the film with you, I will say that I disliked Napeloan Dynamite more then Juno and really the only similarity I see between the two is the wierd modern/retro hybrid world they live in
necgray
by Bobo_Vision
Jul 16th, 2008
03:08:23 PM
Fair enough. I know she has only made one project so it's probably too little to judge her by, so I hope her next project is decent.
I think I also
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
03:10:26 PM
said that I don't dislike Cody, but as any writer would be am jealous of her success
Hah!...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2008
03:13:38 PM
...good point, Glover! Also, achieving some modicum of fame and notoriety by writing a book about being a stripper, then insisting, when doing press for Juno, that no interviewer be allowed to ask you about being a stripper is just the sort of arrogance I'd expect from a poser fraud like Cody.
hey now girdbug
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
03:19:06 PM
"not in the same way I "hate" the fucktards in Kansas" I'm from Kansas!

and just for the record, despite what a lot of peole think, Kansas was never for implrementing intelligent design instead of evolution, only teaching both parts of the issue

Besides, was she really a stripper?
by OBSD
Jul 16th, 2008
03:25:01 PM
Is there any proof? Has anybody ever talked to her fello strippers or customers? Or did everybody just believe whatever they read in the press packet because if it came from a publicist, it must be true? In these days of the auto-LIE-ography (a Million Recees-Pieces, or that white lady who grew up in the ghetto, or JT LeRoy, the rentboy who only existed in the mind of the sister-in-law of the woman who posed as him) who the hell knows what the truth is? I could write a book about how I was a trainer for an Elephant-Polo team in India, then use that fame to go on to write mediocre screenplays and nobody would ever ask to see proof of my Elephant-polo training abilities. As long as I had tits, that is.
Senor Spielbergo ees muy bueno...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jul 16th, 2008
03:25:18 PM
...but Meester Burns...El Diablo.
OBSD
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
03:29:01 PM
I've never seen anyone say she wan't and in interviews I believe she metnioned the name of the club (just checked on wikipedia and they say it wasin the Boston Glode and the name of the club is the Skyway Lounge in Minneapolis...she does look like the stripper that latched onto me the last time I went to a strip club in Topeka,KS
no offense gridbug
by Bloo
Jul 16th, 2008
03:38:11 PM
none at all
Bloo...
by OBSD
Jul 16th, 2008
03:45:34 PM
I'm just saying, there may have been nobody around to refute it, but I've never seen any interview with one of her co-workers, either. I can name about 20 strip clubs off of the top of my head, that doesn't mean I worked at any one of them. So we've only got the word of her, her publicist and her agent. And as we know publicists and agents are the types of people who say that their junky clients are always in rehab for "exhaustion" and that the starlet who had a gang-bang with the L.A.Lakers are "just good friends" with them.
People who want to get to the top will do anything..
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
04:15:49 PM
including selling there own grandmother. or pole dancing.
you have to be the following things.....
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
04:28:10 PM
To make it Ruthless, ambitious, Creative, talented. a control freak, tough sa hell and be a salesman. Ramsay has learned that the hard way. to get results you have to push and Work your fucking arse off. we are not all like gordon ramsay that is for sure. read his book Humble pie as an example.
Sandi Thom....
by emeraldboy
Jul 16th, 2008
04:37:07 PM
Is a scottish musician. It was a horrible night and her bicycle broke and she was late for a gig. She went down to her basement fired up her pc and did her gig online. That was her story. and she stuck to it. She then claimed that the gig pulled 100,000 hits on her myspace webpage. and that she got a record contract on the back of that. that would have been the end except her manager kept getting calls. from her agent. That is the manager from her record company. see sandi thom at the time of the myspace fiasco already had a record contract and a record deal with a major lable. The more her story was scrutinised the more it fell apart. She doesnt give many interviews these. her hit single was i wish i was a punk rocker. but something else took a hit her credibility.....
Jenny, Juno
by Project424
Jul 16th, 2008
07:11:24 PM
Far superior film. I sooo wanted to beat Diablo Cody over the head with a book of cliches.
Problem with Juno
by Lashlarue
Jul 16th, 2008
07:21:28 PM
The whole movie was pretty much the trailer. Otherwise, a fine film even if it was over hyped by the critics. Oh, and I have no problem with Diablo Cody being a writer. However, I do have a problem with her being a stripper.
Funny thing about using the word "emasculating"
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
07:47:44 PM
Is that it emasculates you. See?
I find it funny that the same people who GO to stripclubs
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
07:51:12 PM
Are the same people who think that WORKING in one is degrading.

Um, they're getting paid, you're just a fucking customer. Who's degraded?

Hey Bloo- teaching both in schools
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
07:53:47 PM
Is just as fucking bad.
And, shit, I just have to point this out Bloo-
by samsquanch
Jul 16th, 2008
07:59:28 PM
"Did I dislike Juno, yes, but do I dislike Diablo Cody, no, how can I dislike or fear someone I don't know. "

You know, that when people are talking about being afraid of women, or hating women, they aren't talking about one specific person, right? That usually the discussion is about larger issues that face us as a society and a culture, right?

I'm not sure if you really thought you were deflecting the 'fear of women' stigma, or if you knew what the hell you were talking about at all.

I know someone who had this kind of adoption
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 16th, 2008
08:11:40 PM
The birthmother did it for the exact same reason Juno did. So those of you that don't believe this kind of thing would ever happen is wrong. It might not have been through a Paysaver but it was surprisingly similar and totally legal. The only addition was a social worker, who would have seemed like a construct in this movie.
Juno?
by JackieGleasonUFO
Jul 16th, 2008
09:35:39 PM
I don't watch that garbage.
juno dot dot dot
by Dijjot
Jul 16th, 2008
11:29:01 PM
i dont get it. it was like the little miss sunshine of the last year, or summat? the girl seemed pretentious, and her being pregnant is like a deus ex machina, because girls who have burger phones and speak in quips are usually lesbians. oh, and was the third act supposed to make me feel sympathy for her? wtf. jennifer garner's character had depth, though.
Dijjot, um
by samsquanch
Jul 17th, 2008
12:47:25 AM
burger phones and speak in quips? That's your definition of a lesbian? Huh. I would have thought gay sex might be a clearer identifier. Those things just say 'teenager' to me. You've never seen a real live lesbian, have you? Porn doesn't count, btw.
GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch THAT's BECAUSE HE DID
by Proman1984
Jul 17th, 2008
01:07:14 AM
GREAT MOVIES SINCE THEN YOU BITCH. THIS WILL ROCK and it's not even for him to direct.
IN SHORT: SPIELBERG ROCKS AND YOU ARE ALL UNWORTHY
by Proman1984
Jul 17th, 2008
01:09:50 AM
WHINY BITCHES.
yeah
by Dijjot
Jul 17th, 2008
01:21:37 AM
talking into buns is a red herring to me. lol@the passive aggressive type insult though. golly gee, a real live lesbian. and yeah, she comes of as gay. or that indie scene kid bi loser type.
"Have any of you nerds ever SEEN a vagina?"
by thelordofhell
Jul 17th, 2008
01:34:59 AM
"I mean seriously, if I had a mop and a vagina, could you tell me the difference between these two? Because on the day you actually SEE a vagina, you'll throw that stormtrooper cookie jar RIGHT out the window.....Star Wars, Schmar Wars, this pussy is GRRRREAT!!"---Bobcat Goldthwaite. That's all I can think about when I'm reading these fear of a woman making something of herself posts. You people are just pathetic. Go back to masturbating to YouPorn.
Comes off as gay.
by samsquanch
Jul 17th, 2008
02:03:09 AM
Except the part with her being PREGNANT. Or are you referring to Ellen Page, the actress playing the role? There again, I don't see it. Unless you just mean that all women must wear tons of makeup and have fake tits and giggle a lot or they must be dykes. In that case, your logic is irrefutable. I think you might need to get out more.
i mean ellen page.
by Dijjot
Jul 17th, 2008
02:23:19 AM
and uh..."Unless you just mean that all women must wear tons of makeup and have fake tits and giggle a lot or they must be dykes. In that case, your logic is irrefutable. I think you might need to get out more." is just kind of pandering to the shit youre stewing in your own head. because i didnt say any of that. But go ahead, let your passive aggressive internet beta male run free. might need the exercise.
samsquat
by Bloo
Jul 17th, 2008
02:28:52 AM
I was specifically talking about Diablo Cody. As far as women go, I don't fear women either, they can have jobs...in the kitchen...I"m kidding of course, I think woman should have every right to be a succusses and be even better then a man in an area, but not at the expense of a poorly written, good idea script
I'm so glad the term 'beta male' is getting some mileage.
by samsquanch
Jul 17th, 2008
02:36:12 AM
No, but you did call her a bi loser. I guess I'm just trying (clumsily, I admit) to figure out what 'heterosexual' would mean to you, if hipster quips and uh, burger phones(?) Scream homo. Idle curiosity. Your post was just strange enough to pique my curiosity.
Fair enough, Bloo
by samsquanch
Jul 17th, 2008
02:40:41 AM
But do me one favor, would you? Figure out the grammatical difference between the words 'women' and woman'. I seem to find this fucking everywhere these days.
samsquanch
by Bloo
Jul 17th, 2008
03:10:33 AM
I know the difference, I caught it after I typed it but you know AICN and the lack of an edit button, sometimes I get to typing quickly and don't edit myself
noted. Sorry for being too quick on the draw.
by samsquanch
Jul 17th, 2008
03:13:16 AM
necgray
by infinite_probability
Jul 17th, 2008
05:18:55 AM
Gone or not, I need to address a couple of the points you made. The first one being the claim that I dislike "Rushmore”—you are completely wrong. I’ve seen that movie in it’s entirety and I like it. I brought up “Rushmore” because it shares many of “Juno”’s ‘faults’ yet it is a fundamentally better film (witty, inventive *and* eventful). The thing about “Juno” and Cody both is that I feel like I know exactly where they are coming from and what they are aiming for (I could tell immediately, for example, that the writer, who I knew nothing about on seeing the movie, was shamelessly influenced by “Ghost World” and “American Beauty”) and that they are *failing*. It’s “Daria” and late-era Lisa Simpson I dislike (although they have an advantage over “Juno” in that none of them suddenly expect to have a real claim on your empathy or emotions after having bashed you over the head with narcissism, glibness and snark.)

The second point is about your claim that if Juno had had an abortion there would have been no movie—I believe you are incorrect. I’ll bring up my another gripe I have with the movie here because it is tangentially related (and so we understand, if the film had been sufficiently funny, humorous or eventful, this probably would not have been a problem for me) that is, Juno’s unpleasantness as a person. I think that “Rushmore” and “Ghost World” recognise that their protagonists are fairly dumb/unlikeable and that they have a sense of distance which make this easier to digest, “Juno” doesn’t. Juno’s decision to go to term and to give her baby up for adoption bears absolutely no examination whatsoever, AFAIC. Based on the movie, I was only able to come to one of two conclusions, one- that she was a poorly rendered character or two- that she was a capricious idiot. But Juno lives in a world where everyone is 100% supportive of her and every stupid thing she says or does. Why did it only occur to her that Jennifer Garner might be a good parent 2/3rds of the way into the movie when that’s the thing that *should* have occurred to her, um, *before* she agreed to give her child to the woman in the first 30 minutes of the film? The movie’s late breaking streak of sincerity made me want to puke. The point I’m trying to make is that this movie is so much about the eponymous character, and her perspective, that the actual events themselves are pretty irrelevant.

Okay, so I’m going off the topic which is about whether this film could have been made if Juno had had an abortion. Pretty much, yes. Considering the way the reality of being pregnant is glossed over in the film (almost entirely, IMO), considering that to the main character it’s just another wheeze or wacky thing (like furniture on the lawn! Like a pipe! Like a hamburger phone!), considering the fact that movie is called “Juno” not “Up The Duff”… This movie is about a snarky alt.chick who has sex, gets pregnant, goes to a family planning clinic, worms her way into the life of a frustrated yuppie couple, bonds with the guy, realises he is bad and his wife is good, realises her stepmom isn’t all that bad, realises she loves her dorky f*ckbuddy and gets him. It’s not about pregnancy or childbirth or children or what having a child does to you (unlike “Knocked Up”). During the scenes where Juno is supposedly in crisis because the yuppie couple are having problems she honestly seems less concerned about, you know, the baby and it’s future than she does the couple and theirs. I think that the pregnancy is a borderline* random USP and tantamount to a MacGuffin in that it’s only a catalyst and as a specific thing, seems very replaceable. It doesn’t surprise me that Diablo Cody has no biological kids, I don’t mean that as a slur, just an observation.

Cody certainly has potential but I think that it will probably be stifled by “Juno”’s being more successful than it should have been. I honestly think she’s getting patronised here *because* she is a woman. And that she’s getting patted on the head for a half-arsed job. Like I said, “Lost in Translation” was a good movie but that doesn’t mean I think that Coppola deserved a screenwriting award, there wasn’t much of the story and I suspect that the effecting characterization was down to a lot of Bill Murray improv. Similarly, many “Juno” fans rave about its ‘heart’ and how it got better once the dialogue toned down. Well. The way I see it, the grating dialogue *is* The Diablo Cody. That is what her thing is, that’s what she brings to the table and that’s what she needs to work on. I don’t think that a lovable Michael Cera or a flawed Jason Batemen or a charismatic J. K. Simmons are really her achievements, you know? If this new project is another attempt at quasi-realistic, slice-of-life then it will be completely awful, genre flicks are the right way for her to go, IMO.

(*) But even an poor film (and I’m not saying “Juno” is poor) knows it can induce otherwise unearned emotional with a childbirth scene.

Maybe we'll all enjoy movies more...
by Knuckleduster
Jul 17th, 2008
08:06:43 AM
... if we avoid the marketing and hype that goes along with it. Too bad we're all hooked on it. I still come to this site every day. Fuck, I could actually be watching a movie right now.
I really hope you guys bashing Juno
by Spandau Belly
Jul 17th, 2008
01:56:03 PM
aren't the same guys calling Wes Anderson some sort of genius. I'll admit that he frames his shots a bit better than Jason Reitman did in Juno, but it takes more than an extra helping of symmetry to really set these two apart.

I'm not saying you can't like one and not the other, but acting like one is crap and the other gold must require some amazing appreciation for tiny discrepancies in the fine art of creating goofy-named characters around behaviour quarks, surrounding them with precious novelty objects, and running them through a bunch of montages set to that brand of cutsie folk-rock music that record store employees listen to instead of having feelings.
Black Crippler
by thelordofhell
Jul 17th, 2008
02:29:25 PM
What's a matter baby, not a fan of Diablo Cody and Bobcat Goldthwaite? Jesus dude, did I hit a soft spot on your inner psyche? Look pal, if it was just someONE I could understand. But whenever there is even a MENTION of Diablo on this site, the whack-a-moles go absolutely bat-shit insane on the talkback. It's getting so bad I'm expecting the new catchline "DAMN YOU DIABLO CODY!!". Why don't you just go back to tossing one off to your secret "Diablo Cody naked" pic file on your computer. Until I see a motion picture writer credit of "Black Crippler", you (and everyone else on this board, including me) are even a worse "worthless hack" than Diablo can ever be. Now go back under your bridge troll, it's over.
Spandau Belly- Well said, sir.
by samsquanch
Jul 17th, 2008
03:02:49 PM
Well said.
Wow...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 18th, 2008
02:20:44 AM
... hilarious. You guys really got worked up, eh?

Here's the thing... if any of you are going to try to convince me that fandom is not rife with both misogyny and racism, you'll fail. I've been reading your talkbacks now for the past 12 years, and trust me... I've seen fandom up close and personal, and it gets amazingly ugly. Often.

Did I say anywhere that EVERY SINGLE FANBOY or person reading this site is the same way? Nope. I said nothing of the sort.

But those of you who immediately leap to "That fucking bitch" or who spend post after post talking about pooping on ScriptGirl or who showed up in talkback after talkback about DEATH PROOF complaining about having to listen to "bitches talk" before you got to see them die... well, you people repulse me. Period. And nothing you type back at me is going to change that.

As I said, if you didn't like JUNO because of the film, that's perfectly valid. No one said you had to love her work.

And as far as dragging in the whole thing about her persona... well, I've been on record since the start of this site that it's about the art, and not the artist for me. So I don't care if someone was a boxer or a stripper or a cab driver or even a fucking talkbacker before they made films. It doesn't matter to me. All that matters is the two hours in the dark.

Now I'm sure you'll try to spin this again as an attack on ALL talkbackers, but it never was. Just those of you who think that your dick makes you somehow more qualified to discuss film.

BlackCrippler...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 18th, 2008
04:32:11 PM
... if you insist on repeating things that aren't true like a moron, I'll talk to you like a fucking moron. If you don't like her work, that's fine. Did you understand that sentence? You don't have to like her work. You can criticize it all day long. But when those criticisms are couched, AS MANY FANBOY CRITICISMS OF ANYTHING INVOLVING WOMEN ARE, in terms like "bitch" and "slut" and "skank" instead of being about the work, then you are a woman-hating dickhead.

Now tell me again what I really mean, since I didn't just state it clearly for the third time.

Looks Like The Haters Have Moved
by thelordofhell
Jul 18th, 2008
06:14:27 PM
All the Diablo Cody haters are starting to hit the Diablo film fest post. Oh well.
Anti-Diablo?
by Onyx390
Jul 21st, 2008
12:34:20 AM
Well, I just came back to this thread, and I'm not sure if Moriarty was talking to me or the asshats that keep referring to her as a stripper or a whore. So, let me just say, yea, you were grossly misunderstood with your first post, but they are not solely to blame. You did refer to the fanboys culture rather than state, as you did so eloquently in your second post, "Now I'm sure you'll try to spin this again as an attack on ALL talkbackers, but it never was. Just those of you who think that your dick makes you somehow more qualified to discuss film." I'm gonna assume that it was out of anger at the very much blatant misogyny of these people. Fuck 'em. I think talking to them directly was a dumb move. It put them on the same level as you. Just look, sigh, and walk away. I'm surprised that you'd waste your time after, as you said, 12 years of the same bullshit. PS: I think I was seventeen when I saw Juno, and I can vouch that the dialogue in the movie was so ridiculously out of touch with teenage sub-culture that I became disgusted by the immense acclaim that was given to her. I will concede that it was damn good for a first screenplay, but that's all that I will concede to. I do not believe for a second that the screenplay deserved an Oscar.
SPIELBERG LOVES HAPPY ENDINGS!
by Tacom
Jul 21st, 2008
06:05:20 PM
Even though I agree with Mori about the mysogeny regarding Cody but I just had to get that post heading up! Sorry!
I understand this misogyny/racism thing
by infinite_probability
Jul 24th, 2008
08:07:28 AM
Definitely. Because in addition to being a woman (TM), I am also black. And sometimes the attitude coming off the Talkbacks makes me want to puke. But... The line about going 5 posts without mentioning gender was addressed to everyone, not just glib, sexist fanboys and I think it was unfair... especially since, from my perspective, Cody has been patronised because she is a woman (and a reasonably attractive one) and some of her Fail (flippant dismal of abortion as an option) is also particularly egregious *because* she is a woman. and like, this freewheelin', riot grrl type. Same goes for Scriptgirl who, let's be honest, could just as easily deliver her news in written form but doesn't...?

There must be other female screenwriters out there but I have no clue what they look and like and no idea what their backstories are and I'm saying, Cody has held herself out for this, in some ways, and I'm sure she can take it. And like Kevin Smith she is herself a snarky nerd and like Harry she's on the internet and opinionated and like Troy Duffy she's the subject of a load of hype. Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's *fair* that anyone's weight, or wife's appearance, sexual orientation or past employment should make them a target (and I'm pretty sure that Tarantino's past as a video store clerk has been creatively worked into slurs against his movies, you know?) but why step in to defend Cody when all Talkbacks are like this?

I think Cody's background is relevant to my criticism of her not because I am a conservative or a misogynist prick but for *precisely* the opposite reason. Why was "Juno" so reactionary? Why did why did the plot reject even the slightest edginess (i.e. the Winter-Spring Romance... you know Alan Ball would have went there!)? No condoms. No drugs. No cellphones. No casual sex (get this, the kids were *in love* all along and will probably end up married. BIG SIGH OF RELIEF. So that 'Casual Sex'? Retrospectively *okay*). I didn't want to have to get so involved but I felt I had too. For me, "Juno" was like a Bait-And-Switch. And again, this kind of stuff doesn't just happen to Cody, I'm guess it might have been hard to tell on here, what with only 0.03% posters being female, but Judd Apatow came in for some stick when "Knocked Up" was released and his most vociferous critics, after the people who objected to the profanity and drug talk, were women. The soi-dissant feminists at that. His gender came up-- believe that it did...

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