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Not digging it.
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
Jul 14th, 2008
10:33:39 PM
at all, the movie does look pretty sweet.
Can Shia cross over
by Silverglade
Jul 14th, 2008
10:34:19 PM
Can the public begin to take him seriously as a real bonafide actor to be reckoned with? Not sure yet.
looks like
by DigitalBeachWar
Jul 14th, 2008
10:34:47 PM
shit
poster looks very DTV
by Jackie Boy
Jul 14th, 2008
10:39:24 PM
Multiple Michelles
by Executor
Jul 14th, 2008
10:40:31 PM
Anytime.

Especially Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Michelles.

Monaghan is a doll..
by Aeghast
Jul 14th, 2008
10:43:43 PM
..I'm not seeing this turd though
Not every movie
by dvdhound79
Jul 14th, 2008
10:43:58 PM
Lends well to advertising ala poster. I like the premise of the movie, but as I imagined, the poster would be weak. What can you say about a man on the run movie without having the man running on the poster?
Hey she's in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!
by kungfuhustler84
Jul 14th, 2008
10:44:04 PM
What a peach.
Still
by kungfuhustler84
Jul 14th, 2008
10:44:39 PM
I don't really give two shits about this movie. Sorry sugar.
Bring on Indy 5...
by Alfred_Packer
Jul 14th, 2008
10:45:48 PM
Eagle Eye looks fine, but lets get the Indy 5 ball rolling (no pun intended). 3/4 of a billion dollars, I think thats calls for two more films with Indy, and what the hey, Mutt can come along too, thats just fine.
it looks like someone threw this together in Photoshop in 5 minu
by cyrent
Jul 14th, 2008
10:52:26 PM
MUTT WILLIAMS and his BACKDOOR BEAR BEARD
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
10:54:33 PM
MUTT WILLIAMS and the BASKETFUL OF MEAT
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
10:55:31 PM
MUTT WILLIAMS & HIS QUEST FOR A BATHROOM BONBON
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
10:56:21 PM
MUTT WILLIAMS & HIS QUEST FOR ALIGATOR SNAPS
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
10:57:35 PM
Shia can become the next Matt Damon...
by Galactic
Jul 14th, 2008
10:58:22 PM
If this is anything like the Bourne Identity. OR he can become the next Ben Affleck if this is like Paycheck. Good luck Shia.
"Enemy of the State 2"?
by SmarkJobber
Jul 14th, 2008
10:58:36 PM
Wtf? Same color palette and everything.
MUTT WILLIAMS & THE TEAHOUSE OF THE AUGUST MOON
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
10:59:26 PM
No sign of Rosario
by caruso_stalker217
Jul 14th, 2008
11:00:34 PM
And I like the DTV look.
MUTT WILLIAMS CONFRONTS HIS HIDDEN QUEEN
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
11:00:51 PM
MUTT WILLIAMS RODEOS HIS ROCKET RIDER
by shogunshin
Jul 14th, 2008
11:03:56 PM
He looks like Colin Farrell
by Virtual Satyr
Jul 14th, 2008
11:08:05 PM
In that poster.
sheea leboeufffe
by frankenfickle
Jul 14th, 2008
11:32:37 PM
pass.
OK Someone photoshop the Fedora on that photo
by rollnstns
Jul 14th, 2008
11:37:21 PM
and lets look into the future. You know Lucas has.
The Poster Makes It Look Direct To DVD
by TroutMaskReplicant
Jul 14th, 2008
11:39:15 PM
But these days they go through a shitload of posters and trailers if they're trying to sell a film, so what of it.
Ugh. Looks like DIRECT to DVD. Cheapo.
by Shakes The Clown
Jul 14th, 2008
11:43:39 PM
Ugh. Looks like DIRECT to DVD. Cheapo.
AWFUL
by The InSneider
Jul 14th, 2008
11:44:06 PM
I went out of my way to talk up Eagle Eye in the talkback of Harry's first-reel review and now this poster shows up DOA. It's truly awful. Was this done inhouse by the studio's marketing team? Or was it farmed out. Either way, it's hacktastic. A guy with Photoshop and ten minutes could turn out a better poster than this. How many god damn Shia heads do I need. It's not like the kid's Zac Efron!
Shia is not gay
by The Brains
Jul 14th, 2008
11:49:07 PM
Sure he had a threesome sort of thing going on with Bumblebee and Megan at the end of Transformers but we all do that kind of thing when we're in college. Who hasn't? I can't tell you how many times couples start making out when they're on me.
shogun, we get it
by BadMrWonka
Jul 15th, 2008
12:02:31 AM
you'll get laid eventually...shut up...

for all the hate Shia gets here, there are far worse actors to get "do whatever you want in whatever movie you want" status for a couple years...

I mean shit, he had me convinced for the first 10 minutes that Transformers might be good! the shit in the classroom was hilarious.

because he's youngish looking and (sorry to go there) pretty Jewish looking, everyone hates. if not, he would be the golden boy that got Indy 4 and Transformers...even though both sucked dick, he was fine in both, so step off...

It's new, it's different, so yeah, naturally Tbers will hate hit
by moto
Jul 15th, 2008
12:12:37 AM
Honestly, is it really that terrible? Hell no. Can't wait for this flick.
IT that is... not hit
by moto
Jul 15th, 2008
12:13:00 AM
.
Bring on the Beef haters!!
by MaxTheSilent
Jul 15th, 2008
12:13:23 AM
I like the guy and thought the teaser for this was superb. I'm looking forward to it.
Actually As I Remember It Disturbia's Poster Was Crap...
by TroutMaskReplicant
Jul 15th, 2008
12:16:31 AM
Or at least the one I saw. Maybe Caruso has really bad taste in posters or lets his girlfriend design them.
I don't get all these hates toward Shia
by DarthBakpao
Jul 15th, 2008
12:24:18 AM
What's wrong with him?
This has been up
by Cpt. Arnoldo
Jul 15th, 2008
12:40:52 AM
at my theatre for over a week...
"Something's not hitting you" because...
by F-1000
Jul 15th, 2008
01:06:07 AM
This poster is a vacuum.

Seriously, good thing I had my pants on, because when the poster image loaded, the suckage exerted from it started yanking my cock violently towards my computer. Had I not been so lucky my dick would've ended up pinned between one of Shia's many lips.

This is a conspiracy, this poster is a trap.

Monaghan is basically a doable Marcia Gay Harden.
by Fa Fa Fooey
Jul 15th, 2008
01:11:00 AM
That is all.
i saw preview of this with hanCOCK....
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 15th, 2008
01:16:49 AM
and it was ridiculous. Shia is on the phone the whole time.
note to Steven Speilberg:
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 15th, 2008
01:19:22 AM
STOP IT WITH THE SHIA LEBEOUF IN EVERY MOVIE! just stop!
Looks exactly like the ENEMY OF THE STATE poster...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jul 15th, 2008
02:12:39 AM
...but I don't care about that. Shia is great, Monaghan, too and D.J. Caruso...err...too, so I'm really looking forward to this.
shia fucks cats
by RokurGepta
Jul 15th, 2008
02:56:43 AM
.
Total shit
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 15th, 2008
03:06:04 AM
Exactly the sort of movie poster Thomas Jane's character bitches about in The Mist. Two big heads.
Monaghan is infinitely hotter than Marcia Gay Harden
by newc0253
Jul 15th, 2008
03:18:16 AM
although i get the comparison from the shitty pic they've used in the poster.
Massive Meh.
by Mr_Wes
Jul 15th, 2008
04:14:20 AM
Its gonna take a lot to cleanse my brain of Indiana Shia....
I like the tag line.
by mr.brownstone
Jul 15th, 2008
04:51:16 AM
it's a good one.
Do I have to obey Shia?
by Glamour Fairy
Jul 15th, 2008
05:30:19 AM
So does Monaghan have to obey Shia to live? And what does she have to do to fulfill his requirements?
A better poster...
by Sebilrazen
Jul 15th, 2008
05:56:41 AM
would be Shia and Michelle done up as Marionette's ... tag line would be "Who's pulling the strings?"
I like Shia.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jul 15th, 2008
05:58:52 AM
Slap me.
Enemy of the State anyone?
by ScottinDC
Jul 15th, 2008
06:00:43 AM
Wow what a sad ripoff of another film's poster.
Shia LaBlah
by Dazzler69
Jul 15th, 2008
06:27:11 AM
Hate his guts!

He has ruined every movie for me to date.

kwisatzhaderach
by TroutMaskReplicant
Jul 15th, 2008
06:41:54 AM
I'm definitely detecting some body action in that poster. I bought a Dallas spin off book once. Only for the cover, I swear! It featured JR's giant disembodied head looming over the Texas landscape like Zardoz. How could I resist?
I used to have an Italian fuck buddy that looks like Michelle.
by Knuckleduster
Jul 15th, 2008
06:51:27 AM
He was a very gentle lover.
Too much Shia Love on AICN
by Darth_Valinorean
Jul 15th, 2008
06:54:51 AM
... don't get me wrong.. I like his work a lot and I think he has a future ahead of him that we are all going to enjoy... but somehow I feel Shia can do no wrong and a little too much love on AICN .. just 1 man's opinion who is jet lagged and running on no coffee.. so apologies if I offend any fan boys
Darth_Valinorean
by The Brains
Jul 15th, 2008
07:53:49 AM
You're right. Why are we kissing up to Shia? Fuck Hollywood and millionaire actors. Giant fighting robots say nothing to me about my life. I've been here all day because I have the flu and it's Shia this and Shia that and we're kissing Hollywood ass while ducking down in our cubicles in case our boss sees us typing "I heart Shia" on our computers. All the while Shia's rolling around with Megan Fox and driving sportscars for Michael Fucking Bay and getting his people to send more promotional stuff to AICN so we can spend our hourly wages on this Nick of Time movie. No thank you, Shia. No thank you.
SHIA ROCKS XOXOX
by Robots In Das Guys
Jul 15th, 2008
08:25:12 AM
Come on....HIT ME!!!
Shia tries to look adult and tough...
by Jack the Riddler
Jul 15th, 2008
08:27:22 AM
Hilarious. Like watching the kid gangsters in "Bugsy Malone" -- he could definitely use a custard pie in the noggin'
Looks like shit
by Stollentroll
Jul 15th, 2008
08:29:46 AM
That's all.
MUTT WILLIAMS and the WRATH OF KHAN
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jul 15th, 2008
08:37:16 AM
Someone had to say it.
The more bum fluff he tries to grow
by Fried Gold
Jul 15th, 2008
08:41:53 AM
the less grown up he looks.
Monaghan looks like Marcia Gay Harden!
by Argentino
Jul 15th, 2008
08:45:23 AM
WTF happened to her?! She's a beutiful woman. I had a huge crush on her after watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Shia!
by The Brains
Jul 15th, 2008
08:47:09 AM
I didn't mean it! I love you! *sobs hysterically*
Yes, But you will all still watch him.
by Se7en
Jul 15th, 2008
08:48:15 AM
Never get the hate towards the guy. Never will.
Fa Fa Fooey
by Argentino
Jul 15th, 2008
08:56:42 AM
You beat me to it. She's definitly more doable than Marcia Gay Harden. But I gotta confess, I find Marcia Gay Harden kinda sexy. In a milfy kind of way
They should replace Monaghan with Shia's twin
by SpencerTrilby
Jul 15th, 2008
09:02:27 AM
The more I see about this movie, the more it looks like that terrific Tony Scott flick starring Will Smith. Luckily for those who didn't make the connection yet, the poster is totally derivative from said 10 years old movie.

At least, Enemy of the state had the decency to come out 25 years after The Conversation - which it ripped off largely. Is that Dreamworks' way to be ahead of its time?

I read somewhere...
by NiceGuyEddie19
Jul 15th, 2008
09:04:56 AM
That on the set of TF:ROTF Shia has been chain smoking, acting bitchy, and telling fans who want photos with him to piss off. Maybe he's a douche, who knows? But I don't get that from him onscreen. And I don't see anything bad about the poster. It's standard, nothing impressive or particularly shitty.
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jul 15th, 2008
09:27:17 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Is this generic bullshit really worth posting?
by HoboCode
Jul 15th, 2008
09:37:10 AM
I ask you.
There's actually FIVE Shias DGDB!!!!
by HoboCode
Jul 15th, 2008
09:43:54 AM
Looks A LOT like...
by Crow3711
Jul 15th, 2008
10:17:20 AM
the poster and DVD cover for Enemy of the State. I definitely think thats the feel they were going for. Paranoia.
That poster just SCREAMS Musical Comedy!!!
by SydBarretsMyDad
Jul 15th, 2008
10:31:07 AM
looks like fun!!
shia looks like collin
by kingoflight
Jul 15th, 2008
10:34:59 AM
You know its true !
D.Vader: Another closeted TBer.
by HoboCode
Jul 15th, 2008
10:36:52 AM
Michelle Monaghan is absolutely stunning, and it's on display in this poster.
DGDB
by HoboCode
Jul 15th, 2008
10:38:01 AM
There are four Shia faces and one running Shia.
Pretty Lame & Tame Considering the Subj. Matter
by cowboyone
Jul 15th, 2008
11:09:56 AM
After the cool trailer ... and w/ Spielberg and Caruso attached I expect more. Maybe something like the flaming Dark Night building poster ... w/ a stunned Shia looking down from his shattrered apt.
FIVE SHIAS = INSTANT FUCK
by Robots In Das Guys
Jul 15th, 2008
11:22:16 AM
DO ME NOWWWWWWWW!
SHIA TO THE FUCKIN MAX!
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jul 15th, 2008
11:53:41 AM
IT'S SHIA-TIME! EVERYONE GET OUT YOUR SHIA-HATS! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!
Wow , whata shitty poster.
by Raymar
Jul 15th, 2008
12:32:45 PM
Not cool news.
Oooohh look, it's hard ass Shia!!
by skimn
Jul 15th, 2008
01:51:14 PM
I guess I still can't get over his Disney Channel days. This plot sounds like The Matrix office scene, with Morpheus giving Keanu instructions over the phone, expanded to feature length. I did enjoy Disturbia as a passable popcorn thriller (much better than the similar timed Vacancy), so I'll at least give this a looksee on video.
How much money you guys get for pumping the midget?
by GQtaste
Jul 15th, 2008
01:53:13 PM
pumping the midget? You guys give him as much coverage as QT and Rod., and Del Toro. How much does the studios give you guys for pimping out a midget?
It's weird that grown ass men that write for this site
by GQtaste
Jul 15th, 2008
01:58:08 PM
love this f'ing midget of a kid. If you think about it they all have crushes on three midgets around the same age: Shia, the dude from Speed Racer and now the dude from Atonement, and recently Wanted w/ bony ass Jolie. What a great up n coming crop of leading midgets we have that will have their picks of what roles they want. Not a one of them are over 5'6.
And athough a few years older,
by skimn
Jul 15th, 2008
02:01:04 PM
but with the similar background of goofy sitcom experience, Joseph Gordon Levitt can act rings around Mr. LaBeouf. In fact, facially, he is looking like he could've been Heath Ledger's kid brother. Check out The Lookout when you can.
Shia.......
by Crackles
Jul 15th, 2008
03:01:41 PM
is awesome! Just showin some love.....not enough of that going around unless it's a comic book movie review! Don't get me wrong Iron Man and Hulk were fucking brilliant and The Dark Knight is gonna blow my fucking mind!!! But broaden your horizons. I'll be seeing this flick....looks like fun!
It's not hard to get why Shia is disliked
by Wants Vaders Executor
Jul 15th, 2008
03:22:25 PM
It's because Spielberg pushes him on the fastline by getting him in tons of movies too fast. I have nothing against young actors getting praise. I like Leonardo DiCaprio and Josh Hartnett, for example. Even in Titanic/Pearl Harbor, when it was "in" to trash them. But I "discovered" them (for me) in Gilbert Grape/The Faculty. Nice, small movies. And then they went over the years and slowly but surely got bigger. At least that's my impression. Shia on the other hand does everything too fast. Not just "acting like he's grown up" now with the "beard" and shit. He should take his time with his career, doing less movies but playing better characters and thereby get the audience to accept him as a fine actor and star who deserved it. Right now it just feels pushed down our throats too much. It's not even the problem that I despise Shia in general. Have you seen Bobby? He also has a role there, and it's the one movie where I like him in. So don't let yourself be pushed by Spielberg Shia, shift down a gear and you will soon be liked by most.
I'm new,
by Wants Vaders Executor
Jul 15th, 2008
03:29:24 PM
would someone please tell me how I can get this high-tech "Quick Talkback Form" to accept my breaks? Thanks.
WTF?
by Wants Vaders Executor
Jul 15th, 2008
03:36:29 PM
IMDB says Shia is already executive producing some movie called "The Smallest River in Almirante" ?! Way too soon. The guy just turned 22 for god's sake!
W V E
by skimn
Jul 15th, 2008
04:22:17 PM
I agree with you completely. I hate when Hollywood pushes "the next big thing", with movie after movie over a short amount of time. The same thing happened with Ryan Phillipe and Rachel McAdams a few years back. Regardless of talent, you think "Geez, them again?"
First thing i thought was Gay Harden
by BurgerKing
Jul 15th, 2008
05:07:42 PM
Gay hard on? What? Yeah, real original. But seriously, Michelle looks like Marcia
Wants Vaders Executor
by BurgerKing
Jul 15th, 2008
05:11:52 PM
Well Shia was on Family Channel for YEARS before anyone knew his name, I watched that show, it was the shit. Then he did have roles in movies like Holes and like you said, Bobby. So he isn't just being pushed out there, he has steadily grown into superstardom and now that he is there, why not capitalize on it?

Obviously, geeks are only a very small small part of the movie going audience (see Snakes on a Plane box office) and therefore they bickering about Shia falls on deaf ears at studios, the main public loves him and the reason why he keeps making big movies, and why those big movies keep making money is (in part) due to the audience responding positively to him. I don't have any problem with him, I think he's got a lot of charisma and energy, no nothing Oscar worthy down the pipe yet, or probably ever, but who cares.

I still think that geeks are just mad because he got to be in both Transformers and Indiana Jones and most geeks here probably had their first wet dream about doing that, therefore, they hold a life long grudge now. That and he bones hot chicks and they don't.

Concerning "the next big thing"
by Wants Vaders Executor
Jul 15th, 2008
05:16:51 PM
Today I read that the music industry constantly tries to establish "newcomers", because newcomers obviously don't demand those high salaries/percentages of sales like established stars like madonna and justin timberlake do. maybe its the same in Hollywood? They push Shia (for example) as long as he doesn't demand the really fat cheques, and when he does they move on to the next "newcomer" and drop Shia. Publish things like drug abuse and sex scandals about him until he drops in bankability (if thats actually proper english) and gets lucrative again.
Burger King
by Wants Vaders Executor
Jul 15th, 2008
05:24:06 PM
re Family Channel, my problem is I'm not from the US and only knew Shia since Transformers. So if he has grown slowly on TV, I didn't notice it. May be I'm beeing too fast in judging him (just like I was too fast accusing Lucas of copying skulls yesterday). But regardless of that, I still think that Shia, his acting skills and his face, doesn't "mature" fast enough in comparison to how fast the list grows in how many movies he's been in. Sorry if somebody doesn't get what I mean. Plus, growing or not, executive producing a movie with 22 seems a little bit fast. Hard to not get over your head, don't you think?
I LIKEIT AND INDIANA JONES 4 FUCKING ROCKED!
by Proman1984
Jul 15th, 2008
09:59:48 PM
YEAH!
ITS SKYNET
by Dijjot
Jul 16th, 2008
03:20:54 AM
that is all.
Thx mariachi madness
by Wants Vaders Executor
Jul 16th, 2008
04:19:24 AM
It...
...works!
Shia the great
by Cohen76
Jul 21st, 2008
11:42:09 PM
Ah, stop all the hating man! The guys got his big break and making it work for him, so sad that you all carry on about how crap he is, but at the end of the day surely none of you would mind having that kind of success???? Let him enjoy it!
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