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Get Ready To Fire Your Fireworks, SCRIPTGIRL has her new Script Report - ready, set, ignite!!!

i watched that whole thing... by mr_macphisto	Jul 4th, 2008 11:54:49 PM
...and regret every minute of it.
I'm not sure by DHJeffries	Jul 5th, 2008 12:00:05 AM
what this feature is doing on this website. I think it speaks to how irrelevant the content is that all anyone can muster themselves to say is that her breasts are nice/large/visible.
The Yankees shirt... by waylayer	Jul 5th, 2008 12:00:08 AM
... totally counteracts the cleavage effect. I didn't think there was any object or thing possible that could do that, but there you go.
the civil war spoof was fun by chromedome	Jul 5th, 2008 12:00:41 AM
and she waved a little flag at the end ;-)
Taking all bets: How many vids until she is reporting in her bra by F-1000	Jul 5th, 2008 12:05:15 AM
Her push up bra that is. This bitch is so unbelievably needy for attention; if we did a scientific study of her videos we'd find that every week our TBs plunge her neckline another quarter of an inch. So based on that algebraic formula I say we've got 5 vids till she is giving us our video titjo---err reports in her push up bra. The sweetest and most ironic part of all this is that she's pandering to COMPLETELY the wrong crowd if she wants to further her pathetic excuse of a budding career. (Not to mention I think the market for reading Variety aloud is pretty much covered by Entertainment Tonight.)
does she have a beauty mark by her right tit? by JBouganim1	Jul 5th, 2008 12:06:03 AM
if so then I just got turned off
i bet she does anal by JBouganim1	Jul 5th, 2008 12:06:39 AM

Scriptgirl - rack = nothing by DOGSOUP	Jul 5th, 2008 12:07:33 AM
I honestly have no respect for her. Somebody bukkake that tart and be done with it.
Well I'll be pigfucked!! by Zeegloo	Jul 5th, 2008 12:23:37 AM
Too late again, shithead.
I can't stand myself for having watched this by TheSeeker7	Jul 5th, 2008 12:25:26 AM
If I wasn't the horniest person on earth with an obsession with big boobs I wouldn't be anywhere near this. And I'll ya, I hate this chick on the principle of the Red Bull can alone. This girl is so pathetic, she's so transparent for why there "needs" to always be a Red Bull clearly visible in the shot. "Ooooh, hey, look at me! I have to work EXTRA hard to get ahead in Hollywood because I'm a woman! So I need to drink 100 Red Bulls a day so I can work 25 hours in every day to get ahead!" Give me a fucking break. And I've said this before, her horrible delivery is no different than any bad local news anchor with this contrived voice of hers. (and yes, I'm even worse for having still even being here at this point) Harry, I love you man and I love this site, but you are so much better than this sad display. You're giving a huge megaphone to someone who clearly doesn't deserve it. I wish you'd stop posting these videos up for her.
Great body but CHOP OFF THE FUCKING HEAD by Cannabis Holocaust	Jul 5th, 2008 12:30:53 AM
Seriously. She reminds me of that semi-hot chick with down syndrome we all knew back in high school and thought about asking her to "play doctor".
Was that a flag she was waving... by Angry Bald Guy	Jul 5th, 2008 12:41:43 AM
or was she happy to see me?
Kids..this is the very definition of Misogyny by Jobacca	Jul 5th, 2008 12:47:56 AM
THAT FUCKING WHORE! I HATE HER! I WANNA CUM ON HER BOOBIES!!! Jesus people...seek some fucking help. Theres nothing wrong with admiring a nice rack,but lets stop with all the creepy hatred,mm'kay?
I couldn't take my eyes off that flag. by Baked	Jul 5th, 2008 12:51:17 AM
Once it interrupted my frozen gaze on her tatas. But seriously, those movies suck but those pullover pillows are mouth-watering. I am ashamed to say it, but I'll keep coming. I'll return to watch more videos, too.
Yankees shirt... by Lucasblows	Jul 5th, 2008 12:52:27 AM
...makes her hotter. Personally.
A Yankees fan? Lame. by Kurutteru Yatsu	Jul 5th, 2008 12:59:07 AM
Out of the goodness of my heart I'm willing to accept she was only wearing it for the July 4th, a day for all Yankees. Extra fail points for cutting down on the cleavage this week however. By the way, don't these usually go up later on Saturday mornings? What's poor JackNance going to do when he sees all the hours that have passed where he was unable to defend ScriptGirl's alleged honor?
( . )( . ) by CHEWBLACCA	Jul 5th, 2008 01:10:22 AM
That is all. - Except for my hatered for 4th of July puns. - STOP IT.
shes a fuckin yankee fan by bacci40	Jul 5th, 2008 01:17:18 AM
so now, im gonna put on my sox cap and rape her between her bosoms
Shouldn't the title of this post have been by Xiphos_2	Jul 5th, 2008 01:21:30 AM
Fire your WORKS at scriptgirl and not fireworks? Doesn't that work better on the creepy level? By the by Titties McJuggs, the Yankees T-shirt is a nonstarter. Not only because it covers the cleavage but its the Fucking Yankees for Christ sakes.
he he Scriptgirl said cherrybombed... by dihay	Jul 5th, 2008 01:22:59 AM

Sorry, baby, being a Yanks fan is minus a few points by TallBoy66	Jul 5th, 2008 01:27:40 AM
The gigantic cans do help, though.
Three Words by Grand_Wizard	Jul 5th, 2008 01:39:36 AM
Are They Real?
Hey ScriptGirl, can I borrow your shirt? by otm shank	Jul 5th, 2008 01:56:11 AM
I'm out of toilet paper. Christ! The only way it could be worse is if she is wearing Dallas Cowboys underware............is she?
ready set boobsex!!!! by Groothewarrior	Jul 5th, 2008 02:11:43 AM

does the vid even work? by couP	Jul 5th, 2008 02:11:48 AM

woah did pig fuck get banned finally? by Groothewarrior	Jul 5th, 2008 02:13:43 AM
about time
She should wear a loose turtleneck next time... by Alonzo Mosely	Jul 5th, 2008 02:25:11 AM
See if anyone bothers watching it... I am guessing it will get 8 views...
She is anoying by m_reporter	Jul 5th, 2008 02:35:34 AM
I hate the tone in which she reads her crap. Sounds like a rejected and pissed off anchor. Great tits though. I say take her off the site, or make her do her thing topless. Hey, if shes selling her self this way, she should do it at least without any hypocrisy.
For the love of God put your dirty pillows away! by NeilF	Jul 5th, 2008 02:52:17 AM
We've seen them already... Zzzzzzz.....
by Polk Fly Lice	Jul 5th, 2008 03:09:05 AM

Damn... by blckmgk13	Jul 5th, 2008 03:12:37 AM
...was really hoping for the slow reveal this time. And no I don't care about the scripts.
I DGAF by hiperaktiv	Jul 5th, 2008 03:25:09 AM
about whats shes saying, i just like those titties.
why would anyone complain about this??? by SnakesOnABicycle	Jul 5th, 2008 03:26:17 AM

I think Scriptgirl isn't swayed by the talkbacks... by blckmgk13	Jul 5th, 2008 03:49:51 AM
...otherwise she would be topless by now. But I have to agree there are some pretty crazy lunatics posting some creepy shit here. lol. why all the hate for bewbs?
I Rarely Say This About A Woman by DangerMan	Jul 5th, 2008 03:50:10 AM
But she's a total asshole.
Well said, TheCTM... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 04:18:41 AM
...regarding Scriptgirl's motives for creating these videos. They don't seem to be directed to us, or even her peers, but rather the sleazy Hollywood suits who are willing to give any woman a leg up if they prostitute themselves. And AICN is her pimp by posting the videos here, and its just a matter of time before Harry announces some development involving Scriptgirl selling her script to some suit whom she agreed to blow. Its like some woman trying to get into law school by posting Youtube videos of herself reading legal briefs in a bikini. Its an obscene spectacle.
It's the same talkback by buffywrestling	Jul 5th, 2008 04:23:03 AM
Every single fucking time. You know it doesn't matter what she says. It ends up being the same thing. It's redundant. And that's what makes it a loser column. You think you are doing chicks some special favor by giving them bylines, but if it is not done "without pictures", you are just setting them up for this type of bullshit. Sell me a new contributor that I can base on writing ability. dumb fucks
wow by The InSneider	Jul 5th, 2008 04:52:53 AM
fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
wow by The InSneider	Jul 5th, 2008 04:52:54 AM
fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
wow by The InSneider	Jul 5th, 2008 04:52:55 AM
fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
wow by The InSneider	Jul 5th, 2008 04:52:56 AM
fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
wow by The InSneider	Jul 5th, 2008 04:52:57 AM
fuck the yankees and fuck script girl. why can't script girl be like, GONE! write your local AICN editor and tell him how you think this lady and her yankee-framed cleavage are worthless.
whoops by The InSneider	Jul 5th, 2008 04:53:44 AM
sorry bout that, my mac just went CRAZY
Way to show some patriotism TitsGirl! by Cash907	Jul 5th, 2008 05:21:19 AM
You've got me saluting
Johnny T by buffywrestling	Jul 5th, 2008 05:30:33 AM
Shut the fuck up. You not only missed my point entirely, you goofed all over the talkback. Fucking goof˘
Why by Aswann	Jul 5th, 2008 05:37:20 AM
does this talkback remind me of the car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke? Fucking virgins.
John_T_Chance by Moribundman2000	Jul 5th, 2008 05:43:14 AM
You have a point that most of the people in here are being a little peurile and mysoginistic, but equally, you are coming across as a little bit sanctimonious... You, and Harry, have to understand that pretty much everyone on here dislikes Scriptgirl being headlined by AICN in this way. If people genuinely like her stuff, or her tits (mole or no mole) then they are quite at liberty to go see them on YouTube. You don't see Harry promoting some (other) sad fat bespectacled nerd's video blog about movies, but he's happy to do so when boobs enter the equation...
Mr Chance. by halfmahalfn	Jul 5th, 2008 05:47:38 AM
It does seem as if you and Sir Wrestling are indeed on the same page. Maybe a quick re-scan of his comment and hasty apology are in order? As far the attention-whoring goes, Script-Girls efforts are no better or worse than many 'reviews' I've read on this site over the years. The nasty reaction on this talkback seems to be based on one thing. She's a she.
Time for the weekly dollup of punishment and goo by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2008 06:43:42 AM
Ahhhhhhh, thanks again.
I hear Harvey Wienstein likes ass to mouth by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2008 06:46:20 AM
There's your foot in the door. Your Welcome.
Filthy bitch by MrJJonz	Jul 5th, 2008 06:50:05 AM

JBouganim1 - re: Bet she does anal by Sebilrazen	Jul 5th, 2008 06:56:59 AM
She does, but she was a little reticent to wear the strap on the first time. She needed a little coaching until she figured out how much lube to use, but now she's a pro.
Damn WhinyNegativeBitch. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 07:03:03 AM
That eel thing made me laugh too much.
Johnny_T_Bag by buffywrestling	Jul 5th, 2008 07:04:53 AM
I don't think I can express - in the english language - how much of a douchebag I think you are. Your , "Hey! Play nice! Besides, she's decent looking!" schtick is condesending and ScriptGirl should take her left boob and knock you into next week. As I said, this column is a joke. A bad joke with the same old punchline everytime. It's like Eddie Murphy's fat suit.
Keep her! by Longfellow X	Jul 5th, 2008 07:15:38 AM
Keep scriptgirl, please! Her report is kind of boring, but the talkback is entertaining as hell.
This is the wierdest talkback... by Sparhawk38	Jul 5th, 2008 07:27:45 AM
It means something, I am just not sure what. I am guessing a lot of people who never have sex can't handle seeing boobs. It is like some sort of frenzy. It deserves a study.
Misogny is wrong by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 07:28:13 AM
And the holocaust was bad. Now that those obvious nuggets are out of the way, the people who put on their internet suits of armour and grandiose displays of faux chivalry in the Scriptgirl talkbacks consistently come off as douchebags. There are prostitutes on a street corner downtown whom you should rescue. I think its great if writers get attention, but not like this. And not where the writers are clearly secondary to the "reporter". If there was a Bookgirl who did reports of recently published authors with a smarmy demeanour while squeezing her low-cut well-exposed tits into every frame, I'd be equally repulsed. These reports are like fingernails on a blackboard, and are clearly nothing more than self-promotion.
"why would anyone complain about this???" by NeilF	Jul 5th, 2008 07:32:00 AM
BECAUSE THEY'RE OVER 14 YEARS OLD?
I want to stop reading the posts... by Sparhawk38	Jul 5th, 2008 07:32:40 AM
But much like a car wreck, I can't. It is like going to the grocery store and bitching to the manager to get rid of all the apples 'cause you don't like them. Just don't buy them...it is that easy. It is also like telling the manager you would like to have sex with his apples...which is the part that is strange and no doubt unsettling for the apples.
I think you are right Sparhawk38 by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2008 07:44:14 AM
it's like throwing cum..erm I mean CHUM in the water
I like John_T_Chance's posts when... by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 07:45:02 AM
he sticks up for her. Wow. Only 15 posts on her feedback on YouTube. She is really reeling in that audience. He must have had his first wet dream. Congrats. Proud of you.
Script Girl is stupid by Drunken Rage	Jul 5th, 2008 07:49:11 AM
and so are her tits.
Didn't look anywhere but here JTC. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 08:06:01 AM
That number came from someone that already posted. Get with it. Now, go back to sleep. Maybe you will have another nocturnal emission. I have been saying the same thing CTM. Just wait. She will turn out to be a guy. Still, I bet JTC will still drool over her...er...him.
boobies by SpanksterOfLove	Jul 5th, 2008 08:16:25 AM
heh...she said 'titsle town'
DID SOMEBODY SAY SCRIPTGIRL??? by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jul 5th, 2008 08:21:22 AM
Aww yeah! This one goes out to all you script babes out there. Cue it up, biznatches! You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this far posting every week on Ain't It Cool News Harry relies on the hit counts honey Harry gets by on the hit count money It's a bitch girl but you're so damn hot Peering from behind those horn-rimmed frames I see cleavage but it won't get you too far Get you too far... And don't you know? Don't you know... That it is wrong - to wear such a low cut top? So far down, plunging down I can't look anymore - so I try to be strong But I'll never be strong WHA-OH! You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this far Readin' the latest script industry news You can get it from Variety honey You sure this ain't from a trade-zine, honey? It's bitch girl but you've gotten our attention Putting videos up on YouTube Givin' the "Glad Hand" will get you real far Get you real far... No surprise - you work in L.A. A boss so sleazy. I hope he gives you more pay And don't you know - that a love can grow Between Ain't It Cool's - Talkbacker fools? Just remove a garment or two... WHA-OH! You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this far posting every week on Ain't It Cool News Harry relies on the hit counts honey Harry gets by on the hit count money It's a bitch girl but you're so damn hot Peering from behind those horn-rimmed frames We could hang out and drink vodka and Red Bull We could hang out and drink vodka and Red Bull We could hang out and drink vodka and Red Bull Vodka Red Bulls... WHA-OH, ScriptGirl! Yeah, yeah!
GO YANKS!!!!!!!! by dr sauch	Jul 5th, 2008 08:27:02 AM

If there was a Bookgirl... by Iowa Snot Client	Jul 5th, 2008 08:41:32 AM
All we ask is that Monki return with a video column in which he reviews the latest Guitar Hero while wearing a thong. That would clear up the whole sexism issue.
RE: pigphart5000 by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jul 5th, 2008 08:42:12 AM
Does anyone know if pigphart5000 is related to Equinas (the Talkbacker who screws horses)? They seem to share an affinity for animal luvin'.
Well I like her by 2LeggedFreak	Jul 5th, 2008 08:42:26 AM
Sure the content on script saless is slightly irrelevant but she's a decent looking woman with a reasoable delivery and the civil war piece was funny. Most of the comments on here come from angry pubescents who know she wouldn't look at them twice.
theres nothing more depressing by Obscura	Jul 5th, 2008 08:59:32 AM
than someone trying to mate with a camera just to get people to watch. she needs to ask herself "if i were a head in a jar, would anybody give a shit about what i say?"
We're Not Getting More Cleavage In This One by kevinwillis.net	Jul 5th, 2008 09:36:53 AM
If anything, she's going in the wrong direction. I enjoy the reports, I like her delivery, but I would like to see more, not less, cleavage. And would it killer her to shake 'em around a bit? Wet T-shirt wouldn't be bad. But she shouldn't do it topless. Once she goes all the way, I'd lose interest in her.
Head in a Jar . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 5th, 2008 09:38:13 AM
That depends. How much chin do you think she'd be showing?
JackNance'sRevenge is... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 09:38:53 AM
..a writer named Michael Lisbe. It matches: 5 IMDB credits, one more in production, and married to actress Paula Cale. My boredom and limited google skills brought me to this deduction.
BTW, All the Scriptgirl Haters . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 5th, 2008 09:40:06 AM
Why'd you cut your balls off and give them to her? You're just pissed off your such pussies that you'll give your onions away to the first girl that even looks in your direction. She owns you. Completely. And it's obvious.
His wife Paula Cale... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 09:40:13 AM
..is on some tv show called "Providence", and she is indeed hot. Then again, there are boatloads of writers married to actresses.
The ScripGirl Haters Are Just Upset by kevinwillis.net	Jul 5th, 2008 09:44:01 AM
That they have detatchable cocks and their girlfriends/wives keep them in their purses and won't ever let them have their removable manhoods back. That's what makes them creepy. So they can spew bile all over Scripty while turning around to their girlfriend and going "Yes, dear," when she tells him to get off the computer and run down to the drugstore to get some tampons.
Jack Nance's Revenge is . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 5th, 2008 09:45:01 AM
I got nothing.
Yeah, and... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 09:58:16 AM
...based on his posts here, I figured anything he had written would be stuff I'd never seen or would ever see. So it all fits.
I Like This Spoken-Version of Variety by kevinwillis.net	Jul 5th, 2008 10:01:44 AM
Of course, I enjoy Variety. And once I run out of skymiles redeemable for magazine subscriptions, I won't be able to get Variety anymore (cuz I'm sure not paying for it). Then there will only be ScriptGirl, who remains 100% free! With the added bonus of quivering cleavage threatening to overspill her tight little shirts. I got no complaints.
Hmmmm.... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 10:05:35 AM
David E. Kelly has 5 film credits, but Michelle Pfeiffer wouldn't qualify as a TV actress, and Kelly is far too talented and rich. I'll take one last look.
Hooray for Saturday morning tatas! by br1947	Jul 5th, 2008 10:21:27 AM

JackNance'sRevenge is... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 10:33:33 AM
Steven Spielberg. Five film writing credits (if you don't count his student films), and numerous TV writing credits (Amazing stories, etc.). Kate Capshaw is currently doing TV, and I may have polished my shiva linga while watching Temple of Doom as a 13 year old while replaying the scene where Kate says "Oh be gentle..oh be gentle with me..", I can't remember. I guess "Jack" was being modest about his directing credits and his Oscars. Thats all I could dig up. I'm sticking with Michael Lisbe for now.
Nothing but a homely girl who bought some boobies. by Garbageman33	Jul 5th, 2008 10:43:11 AM
I'll take natural boobs and a cute face, thank you very much.
I'm in love with a Scriptgirl!!! by Moviekiller	Jul 5th, 2008 10:44:05 AM
I'm pretty sure she said "Titseltown" instead of "Tinseltown"
Ed Zwick by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 10:44:53 AM
He definitely has his share of film and TV credits, but his wife Liberty hasn't been on TV since 91', and I doubt Jack would be so modest as to not mention his numerous directorial credits.
Well, if he's legit.... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 10:53:31 AM
...then she just got her tits in the door of Hollywood.
She reminds me of that episode of Family Guy . . . by Zeldas	Jul 5th, 2008 10:54:42 AM
when Peter watches the video on relationships, and the chick starts stripping. She's funny though so I guess she's off the hook for being a hoochie.
Well I'll be strung upside down and ball shaved! by saggyballsack	Jul 5th, 2008 11:04:07 AM
Now that's cool news!
Boobs by Thunderbolt Ross	Jul 5th, 2008 11:05:43 AM
It's all about the boobs, obviously. If she wasn't flaunting her breasts, most of this talkback wouldn't be happening. Which would be a shame, cause it's hilarious. Maybe someone would like to speak in her defense though? She's not "flaunting" them, you say? She's just "more comfortable" that way, eh? Fair enough.
Wardrobe request for Scriptgirl by exie	Jul 5th, 2008 11:10:20 AM
Dear Scriptgirl, Please consider a tube top for one of the cumming weeks. See how I spelled "cumming". Thanks for the mammaries. I'd also like to put in a request for a full body shot. You in a tight sweater, mini-skirt. Boots. Thanks -- Exie
is harry still in a wheel chair by JimmyJoe RedSky	Jul 5th, 2008 11:10:40 AM

Paula Cale is hot? by Garbageman33	Jul 5th, 2008 11:13:02 AM
Really? There are 6 or 7 girls in my office hotter than her. And my office ain't that big. http://tinyurl.com/6agw8q
I saw a different picture of Cale by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 11:19:56 AM
The one below. It had an understated modest beauty to it. But yeah, maybe hot was the wrong word. http://tinyurl.com/5laqx4
Hey Scriptgirl!! by listo65	Jul 5th, 2008 11:21:07 AM
Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks.
I would decapitate this fucking bitch by Ye Not Guilty	Jul 5th, 2008 11:33:32 AM
and then tittyfuck her headless corpse until I started cumming blood.
Ditch the Red Bull set piece by Ye Not Guilty	Jul 5th, 2008 11:36:36 AM
and replace it with a Jones Soda. A Jones Soda bottle has a nice, long phallic neck that resembles a cock.
Back about the scripts on time travel by PrezMike	Jul 5th, 2008 11:41:22 AM
You have the ability to travel through time. You want to make sure justice is served. So what do you do? You travel back through time to pick up witnesses right after the crime. Er... why not just send the jury there? Or do you even NEED a jury? Or for that matter, a judge? You're already seeing the crime, bring a gaddamn camera and just haul the guy to jail. Someone actually bought something like that? No wonder they only do remakes and sequels these days.
Well, if it is Lawerence he really needs... by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 11:48:39 AM
to work on better Scrubs scripts and sue the doctor(s) who botched up his wife's plastic surgery.
Thanks, ChocolateReign by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 11:53:59 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking its not him either. I get the feeling he's a bit older. The bizarro thing about all this is that anyone of the talkback regulars could be some Hollywood douchebag.
YANKEES SUCK!! by CrazyJoeDavola	Jul 5th, 2008 12:05:14 PM
but i dig the cleavage
Just what is an internet spokesmodel to do? by Snookeroo	Jul 5th, 2008 12:07:28 PM
Was the question that posed from tit One and tit Two. (Apologies to Dr. Seuss).
im sick of the "fight club"-like subliminal inserts by JimmyJoe RedSky	Jul 5th, 2008 12:10:45 PM
at first they were quick - barely noticeable - theyre getting slower/longer less subliminal - she seems very impressed with her tv-ready sex appeal - i guess hence the inserts - and i can do without the labored parodies - theyre not funny - that goodfellas gag was brutal and too long - imagine all the effort that went into that - a whole afternoon - just recording the voice over musta been work - take 29 - i agree with the poster above, nix the redbull (unless theyre paying for the space) - also, i thought dangling the american flag against her cleavage was both brilliant coneptually and distasteful all at once - and why do screenwriters have head shots - lame - do agents now require that a screenwriter have a head shot
Loose the glasses.... by TheBloop	Jul 5th, 2008 12:17:19 PM
The loose the shirt. Any news on Tim Story's "re-imagining" of Jaws?
I optioned the rights to "Who Gives a Shit" for a cool 1.5 milli by EjkoUSC	Jul 5th, 2008 12:28:45 PM
Her voice is excruciating to listen to. She probably coulda benefited from some training. She sounds like shes doing her idea of an approximation of the weather girl. You know shes just some producers assistant and sneaks into his office on his lunch break. I'd stare at the Hooters longer i her voice and face were'nt so annoying.
Maybe if we ingnore it, it will go away? by Darth_Kaos	Jul 5th, 2008 12:49:48 PM
Just a thought.
Bobo you dumbass it's spelled misogyny by ttringle	Jul 5th, 2008 01:02:50 PM
Look it up on the computer your obviously misusing.
ttringle you dumbass it's spelled "you're" by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 01:13:28 PM
I don't care enough about talkbacks to check my spelling. But I love irony.
I hate you all so very much. by Grammaton Cleric	Jul 5th, 2008 01:21:02 PM
...and for so many reasons.
Nice catch deliciouscowbell by br1947	Jul 5th, 2008 02:20:07 PM
Sounds pretty good, althought the soundtrack is really one of the only critcisms I have with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. I really wished they had worked the 89 Batman theme into it, it's so iconic. I know they were trying to distance themselves from the previous movies, but I think they could have done something along the lines of what was done with the James Bond theme in Casino Royale. As is, there really isn't a theme for the new series.
IWannaFuckMichaelBay has M-80s in his pants? by I am the Terminator	Jul 5th, 2008 02:26:00 PM
More like a black snake pellet!! PWNED!
I wonder how long it will take until some old boyfriend... by qweruiop	Jul 5th, 2008 02:32:46 PM
...realizes what she's doing with AICN, and to embarrass her decides to link some nudie pics of her from back when they were together or something.
Doesn't work for me by Gozu	Jul 5th, 2008 02:48:37 PM
I mean, it's relatively dry reporting peppered with corny jokes, little vignettes that go on way to long and are only sometimes conceptually funny, and mediocre cleavage. Rubbish.
No "splosions in K. Burns Civil War, John T, as you know.... by chromedome	Jul 5th, 2008 02:48:39 PM
...and mostly still, black & white photos Jimmy Joe is probably of the MTV fast-cut vid generation, wouldn't be able to pay attention that long....
she knows she is useless without the tits by Jugdish	Jul 5th, 2008 03:04:20 PM
nice titties though
she knows she is useless without the tits by Jugdish	Jul 5th, 2008 03:04:23 PM
nice titties though
Ummmm, stupid..... by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch	Jul 5th, 2008 03:04:26 PM
"Sling Blade" is NOT his name, you dumb-ass bitch. Now let me cum on your tits.
I just watched BOWFINGER by antonphd	Jul 5th, 2008 03:10:51 PM
I haven't watched this script girl video... the picture is enough to lead me to think that she's trying to live the character rollergirl played in Bowfinger.
Gee...John_T_Chance. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 03:56:21 PM
Are you really that stupid? There are many people that are in the entertainment industry. No matter what they do people always claim to be "someone" in the industry. What is worst is the fact that you believe it simply by the way they post on a website. If you believe that then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Very cheap.
Not playing the role of asshole. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 04:20:25 PM
You and many others already have those spots tenured on this site. Just find it funny that you think you are actually on to something regarding the life of scriptgirl. Maybe you should write a script based upon that assumption. Sell it. Scriptgirl can then discuss it. Email you. The two of you can share a moment.
JTC, I am glad for your big penis by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 04:27:43 PM
First, I apologize to you. And I do mean it. Sometimes I find it funny (not just on this site) and disgusting how people can be when it comes to "identies" on the internet. Hell, in a way we all have one with the ID's we use. Seen too many people screw with others and I think I am a little pissy about it for some reason today. Just one of those days that I forgot the meds. So I apologize. As for Scriptgirl I really have no beef with her. We all need to do what is best for us in any business especially with the way things are today. I enjoy her segments. Always interested in hearing what is possible coming out as a movie. Good luck to her.
Benny Hill? by thegreatwhatzit	Jul 5th, 2008 04:28:29 PM
Scriptgirl reminds me of one of the The Ladybirds, the vocal trio who padded THE BENNY HILL SHOW. She's kind of a dead ringer for the chick who shielded herself behind horm-rimmed glasses. Benny never flirted with her, he preferred to ogle some other Brit bimbo's cans (e.g. Sue Upton or Andree Melly's melons). She was often hustled-off to the wings while Benny did his usual schtick (e.g. slapping Jackie Wright's bald cranium). Thanks for evoking this trivia, Scriptgirl; I really needed the sleep.
If that is true chocolatestain... by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 04:33:35 PM
then why read mine? Why post to mine? You should follow your own advice. But it's you. Enough said.
Okay by kungfuhustler84	Jul 5th, 2008 04:36:53 PM
the Goodfellas joke was actually kind of funny. As soon as he said something about egg noodles I knew what it was, but still an unexpected little joke. Her whole shtick hasn't really improved, and the scripts that get sold are still always terrible. Maybe I can just ignore this now. Either it will improve in a few weeks and I can watch it again, or interest will dwindle even more and it will be gone forever. This whole script girl business is just like a warm, flat soda to me now. That said, I think it's hilarious how much hate there is for JNR now.
I knew you couldn't stay away chocostain. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 04:41:36 PM
You love me too much.
Stay on the case JTC. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 04:45:53 PM
Make all the tv and movie detectives green with envy when you solve it.
When I post on this website... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 04:53:43 PM
...I feel like I become a bit of an asshole. But I'm not an asshole in real life, really.
Done ChocolateReign. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 04:56:33 PM
Well, also if you decide to hold a pool about the identity of jackieboy then my guess is going to be one of those guys who fills in the seats for the actors at the Oscars. I got dibbs on that. Put me down for $5.
JTC, about your table. by mrfan	Jul 5th, 2008 05:10:41 PM
I would keep it. Then someday you can take to Antique Roadshow and they it might be worth something very high in price. Or just pass it on from one generation to the next in the family.
Which 2 guys captboulder? by Bobo_Vision	Jul 5th, 2008 05:12:41 PM
If you include me in that two-some, I don't claim that he is or isn't what he says. I was just killing some time and don't really care either way.
deliciouscowbell, Re: Batman Begins score by br1947	Jul 5th, 2008 05:25:45 PM
oh don't get me wrong, I really liked the score. Very dark, very fitting of the movie. But it didn't have that iconic quality of a theme to it. If you heard it playing, unless someone told you what it was from, you'd never know. Themes like the 89 Batman, James Bond, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, etc are almost instantly identifiable but just a couple of notes.
Scriptgirl is getting to be old news. by Violator90	Jul 5th, 2008 06:05:43 PM
I love females as much as any man, but Scriptgirl read some tired "news" that frankly no one gives a fuck about is really really getting old. Yeah, it was fun just reading/writing all those crazy and mostly funny threads but now its run its course. Just take the horse about the barn and shoot it. Scriptgirl is nice to look at but only for a few second then its time to move on. The news she reads is really nothing any one really cares. Hell, I rather hear the Movie Fone Guy read off that "news" she has then her. Hell, every one is getting tired of her. But not of her sweater pups. What? I had to at least give my two cent on her cleavage. Why else be here; for the news?
It would be worthwhile... by professorchomp	Jul 5th, 2008 06:47:52 PM
..if she was providing information that wasn't straight from Variety. How about some insider stuff, Scriptgirl? This is the Web, and your "news" is already stale by the time you report it.
The only thing she ignited was my erection. by Mike_D	Jul 5th, 2008 07:20:14 PM
zoinks.
Danny Elfman didn't do the music for "Spiderman 3" by Gozu	Jul 5th, 2008 08:20:05 PM
Christopher Young provided the music, although he used Danny Elfman's themes.
Words from the Lovely ScriptGirl.... by chromedome	Jul 5th, 2008 08:55:17 PM
direct quote from an email she sent to me today: "... go back to the talkbacks, let 'em know that somewhere...I'm watching. And probably vomiting.;) oh and also that jacknance is totally legit! And he has the nicest house I've ever seen and his pantry is bigger than my whole apartment. literally. I measured." dance, monkeys, dance!
I must say... by Darkman	Jul 5th, 2008 09:38:44 PM
...that time-travelling witness protection program script sounds like a winner. Maybe it's me, but I'd see that. Cant say that for many of the other projects that ScriptGirl is telling us about. Also loved that 'letter'.
AICN has jumped the shark. This is trash. by fractureJonze	Jul 5th, 2008 09:44:49 PM
That is all.
...talkbacks included. by fractureJonze	Jul 5th, 2008 09:51:20 PM
This is just so stupid. Every time i see a headline with "Hey guys get ready for SCRIPT GIRL!!1!!OMG" I cringe. Post real news. Worst about it is you have like 300 posts of shit like "Hey look at her breasts" and "Hey she's hot (read: I hope she's reading this)". This is just totally dumb.
so why read it then, much less post in it? by chromedome	Jul 5th, 2008 09:57:31 PM

chromedome; havent posted in it before, by fractureJonze	Jul 5th, 2008 10:06:15 PM
but I just figured I'd voice my opinion on how I feel like this site is going downhill sometimes. I just want to see it stay rad, that's all.
I AM SPARTACUS! by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 5th, 2008 10:20:04 PM
What's up bitches?
Hey now, hey now... by fractureJonze	Jul 5th, 2008 10:20:24 PM
No need to throw around the g-word! :D
fractureJonze by chromedome	Jul 5th, 2008 10:24:45 PM
understood, sir. I guess the things about the site that are not Staying Rad, for me, are not really the TB's like this--you kinda know what you are in for when the juvees see cleavage--but the trolls who go into TBs just to complain ("BSG is crap, Whedon fans are idiots) and, of course, the Pharting Pig. I apologize for "calling you out" and mistaking you for a troll. I was wrong. I do think SG is a cutey, even if she wears a turtleneck, and I DO know she reads this :-)))))))))))))))))))) [just hadda throw that in, didn't I?]
I pray all the sexual comments are from high schoolers by terry1978	Jul 5th, 2008 10:50:24 PM
If you're a grown ass man commenting on her tits like that....I don't even know what to say.
Yo, chromedome by fractureJonze	Jul 5th, 2008 11:26:56 PM
You sir, are a class act. I guess trash was too strong a word to use anyways.
Agree with you, CaptBoulder by thegreatwhatzit	Jul 5th, 2008 11:37:07 PM
What's the point of affording JackNance any credibility? He's reading today's posts and jacking-off that his flimsy camouflage is buying him some quick "celebrity". This guy is the Tommy Flanagan of ATCN (his wife may be a dead ringer for Kathy Kinney or Whoopi Goldberg). And Scriptgirl enlightens a correspondent that "his pantry is bigger than my whole apartment"? Just feeding into the fantasy...
back atcha, fractureJonze! by chromedome	Jul 5th, 2008 11:50:29 PM
Have a great rest of the weekend!
specify: by chromedome	Jul 6th, 2008 12:52:02 AM
chronological age emotional age "How old I wish I were when a pretty girl walks by" age "how old I think I look until I look in the mirror" age I probably have socks older than some of these juvee cleavage junkies....
In Xanadu Did JackNanceRevenge A Stately Pleasure Dome Decree... by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 12:53:39 AM
It's true, thegreatwhatzit. I do have a large pantry. But that's nothing. My foyer is actually bigger than your hometown. Three of your high schools could fit in my linen closet. The bidet in my grotesquely oversized bathroom is 5 times larger than the lake you swam in as a boy. I am a Colossus! I am a Titan! Fear and obey me or I shall reach down from the sky and snuff out your puny-- fuck wife calling gotta go
"reach down from the sky and snuff out your puny-- fuck wife cal by chromedome	Jul 6th, 2008 01:01:24 AM
Now THAT is funny!
Who took a shit in my bidet while I was gone? by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 01:56:42 AM
Damn hayseeds. No sophistication.
I love all the hate ScriptedGirl generates... by BurnHollywood	Jul 6th, 2008 02:10:47 AM
Half of it from guys who just splooged all over their keyboards and are now feeling some heavy-duty, post-jerking shame, and the other half from misogynistic losers who furiously covet what they've never had...
THE UNABOMBER DIARIES...starring VolatileMix as Ted Kaczynski! by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 02:18:33 AM
What's got your titties in a twist, son?
Nothing but a soft drink commercial pretending to be news by palimpsest	Jul 6th, 2008 02:18:55 AM
and for that reason, I'm out.
BurnHollywood by F-1000	Jul 6th, 2008 02:28:23 AM
Covet what they've never had? Easy to say for someone who has a couple gs and a good Doc. How are you enjoying your brand new va-jay-jay anyway bro? Taken her for a douche yet? Bro is still ok to use with you, right? Till you pick your new name that is.
Oh for fuck's sake... by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 02:45:34 AM
she doesn't have a deal with Red Bull. But that doesn't diminish the valiant stand you have taken against consumerism here tonight, brave Palimpest! Out you must go if honor demands it. Now go eat some DORITOS and drink a PEPSI and play XBOX and jack off with K-Y TINGLING JELLY LUBRICANT, safe in the knowledge that you have shown the Dark Overlords of Madison Avenue that their insidious trickery SHALL...NOT...PASS!
Actually VolatileMix... by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 03:01:36 AM
I agree with what your saying and you make a cogent argument. What I was mocking was the heavy-handedness of the delivery. But that's just me. I'm a sweet talker. That's why they call me Sugar Tongue. Well...that and the rim jobs I used to give on Santa Monica Blvd. to pay for my film school tuition. Here's a little known fact...the sweetest asshole in Hollywood belonged to none other than Mike Connors of MANNIX fame. I don't know how he did it. It was like jamming your tongue into a freshly cut pineapple. Mmmm. Good times.
To your point, WhinyNegativeBitch! by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 03:04:07 AM

Scriptgirl's schtick is really no different than by the podosphere	Jul 6th, 2008 03:13:14 AM
Geek Brief TV, G4, Rocketboom, Loaded (on CNET), and about a dozen other Internet "news" shows of various stripes featuring cute perky chicks. What Scriptgirl's missing is a green screen. And a ferret.
And when the going gets creepy, the creepy turn pro. by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 03:13:21 AM
sorry. just saw Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. You should all see it too. So you can know what it is to be men, you mewling infants!
A little less Salieri and a little more Mozart, Monster2Bpitied. by JackNanceRevenge	Jul 6th, 2008 03:25:31 AM
A mediocre effort at best, sir. Find your muse.
heh heh ... by blckmgk13	Jul 6th, 2008 03:51:57 AM
...bewbs.... Maybe we can kibosh every scriptgirl thread like we did with Gone. I propose one of two things. Either fanfiction poorly written (at which I shudder already at the thoughts) or steal an already established internet catch phrase and make every subject line: "TITS OR GTFO" yay or nay?
Boys by Aswann	Jul 6th, 2008 04:31:25 AM
Please, go outside and talk to some real life girls, you'll find that they're people just like you and maybe, once you get to them one of them really well they might let you touch their real boobs. If you're really lucky and find one who is attracted to you for some reason she might even touch your little, ingrown cock and make it spurt.
Why Scriptgirl is not POINTLESS by A G	Jul 6th, 2008 07:58:16 AM
because she generates talkbacks bigger than any regular movie news, be it Batman or Star Wars. I think she is only trumped by the Lost end of season talk.
"I agree with what your saying"... by Garbageman33	Jul 6th, 2008 08:46:27 AM
And with that simple opening, JackNanceRevenge has been exposed. As a writer (a crappy advertising writer, but a writer nonetheless) I can say with some certainty that no scribe worth his spankworthy wife would EVER confuse your and you're. In fact, it's a pet peeve of most of us. Sorry, back to the mailroom and the 250-pound girlfriend with you, faker.
If it was me... by Bobo_Vision	Jul 6th, 2008 09:41:47 AM
...that hurt Media Messiah's feelings, then I apologize. And I apologize to ScriptGirl and anyone else's feelings I may have hurt. Like I said, these talkbacks bring out the asshole in me. It's just boredome talking, that's all. I need to quit TB's. That being said, there's a difference between talking about your dreams, and boasting claiming you deserve 700 G's for your script. But who am I to judge? I've learned in life that, there are people who talk about what they're going to accomplish, and there are people that set out and do what they are going to accomplish, and until the people in the first camp join the second camp, they never accomplish anything, so in a way these talkbacks did Media Messiah a favour.
Scriptgirl doesn't support california teams? by XxSoulFlyxX	Jul 6th, 2008 10:29:54 AM
Get it? Support. Get it? Get it? Support Ahhh...nevermind.
I didn't think Suicide Girls liked sports by Dr Gregory House	Jul 6th, 2008 12:41:03 PM
So what up with the lame Yankees gear?
Suicide Girls like Sex and Beer by DOGSOUP	Jul 6th, 2008 01:28:15 PM
I know, I live in the city SG has it's homebase. They have Girl Only Orgies like all the time. Every Suicide Girl on the roster > Scriptgirl.
thanks for telling me all about the crap movies coming out by seabiscuits	Jul 6th, 2008 01:37:36 PM
if i want to see boobs i'll google them
Girl Only Orgies=Vegetarianism by Dr Gregory House	Jul 6th, 2008 02:04:06 PM
Where's the beef?
Jim Thompson's RECOIL adapted by LoneGun	Jul 6th, 2008 02:31:45 PM
There was one little tidbit of information in her report that caught my attention- the news that Jim Thompson's 1953 novel RECOIL is being adapted for the big screen. I don't know who this scriptwriter, Ralph Pezzullo, is. But Thompson is one of my all-time favorite writers, so this was welcome news. RECOIL was one of Thompson's finest books, great hard-boiled crime fiction.
My bet for JNR by SunTzu77	Jul 6th, 2008 04:18:26 PM
...was Kevin Smith.
Scriptgirl by Die_Hardest	Jul 6th, 2008 04:31:51 PM
has a nice rack.
I apologize for ever defending her.. by Redbox	Jul 6th, 2008 08:22:31 PM
She really is just going tits, tits, tits..
Mary Hart has a nice set of ta ta's by Bobo_Vision	Jul 6th, 2008 09:46:40 PM
But I wouldn't call Entertainment Tonight cool news. The consensus is, these Variety readings of script sales are cool to people inside the Hollywood loop who only seem to post on these articles, or to people interested in tits. As for the people interested in tits, its the internet, so you could do much better than this. Maybe AICN could post videos of Japanese women doing jumping jacks in low-cut cheerleading outfits on trampolines. And they can shout out the weekend box office numbers just to make it seem like it has something to do with movies. And I know, I'm an asshole for saying all this. I regret it everytime I post on these SG articles, but hey, I'm bored.
my girlie has great tits much like script gal. by Mr_X	Jul 7th, 2008 05:17:20 AM
even though i see them all the time. i can't but help looking at a different pair once in a while
Keep it Going, Scriptgirl . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jul 7th, 2008 11:04:25 AM
Everyone of the haters secretly lusts for you in his/her heart. As does Jimmy Carter. And they're pissed about all the talk about sold scripts, seeing they can't even get theirs finished.
SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH! by Kurzinski Valentine	Jul 7th, 2008 05:21:34 PM
I'm David E. Kelly. Who the fuck was talking about me?

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