Damn photomat assholes.

2. Lack of charecter development in favor of a ninety minute running time. Since half the audience the studios are courting have almost non-existent attention spans this is really a fait accompli.

3. Gotta lighten things up and have a "hollywood" ending. Musn't traumatize the kiddies.

TroyG, take your planty, whoring ass out of here. With any luck your studio pimpmaster will give your gimpy ass a Drano mouthwash for failing so utterly in talkback.

Anyway he holds the screen fantastically in Magnolia. (I rewatched it cause of There Will Be Blood. It's still largely a failure, though it has some greatness to it at the same time.)

Of course, I might not.

Seriously, a lot better marketing whore-plants than you have charged these walls only to break on our shields. Your effort was one of the weakest I've ever seen. Time and again, as we've hurled your broken, latte-stained corpses from the parapets, we've given you very clear directions on what you did wrong and how to improve.

Improvement, alas, never happens.

You know why? It's because you think you're smarter than we are because you're on the inside and have better paying jobs than most of us. However, the truth is that you are, to a man, complete and utter cretins with absolutely zero competence and understanding of your target group.

I am now appealing directly to TroyG's employers:

Stop paying these morons to do sub-standard and useless work. They don't sound like us, they don't understand us, and they can't sell us shit. They are wasting your time and your money. What you need to do is go native. Hire one of us to do the marketing. Hell, hire ME. I'd do a hell of a better job than your boy TroyG here, and probably a lot cheaper, too. Look me up in the Zone and we'll talk. Cheers.

www.noshamewhore.com

I work cheap and have an outstanding AICN pedigree.

I couldn't do a worse job

"Sir, it's just too awful"

"Calm down, philbrick, what's wrong?"

"It's the TB'ers again, sir"

"AGAIN, PHILBRICK, WHATTSAMATTER NOW"

"they think they can do my job sir, and do it better"

"They have a point, Philbrick, but you make a better coffee, and your father is a major shareholder, so you've got a job for life"

It pisses on SPIDER-MAN 3, that is for fuckin' sure.

GreatCzarsGhost - You called it, every word. Doesn't mean it isn't a damn entertaining movie tho.

However.

A n00b who not only DOESN'T speak geek or merely speaks an archaic version of it, who also hits the right marketing cues, and only posts in a review TB has been shown, without exception, to be a plant.

See? With your "you treat me like shit on my first visit, *sniff!*" schtick you are already preparing us for the fact that we'll NEVER see you again.

You may want to check out the AvP:Requiem talkbacks for examples of previous kills and also lessons in how to proceed with more success next time around. The AvP:R talkbacks are littered with fucks who claimed to be long-time fans of both AICN and Aliens, who mysteriously only posted in those talkbacks and were never heard from again, despite promising that they would become fixtures.

You're not fooling anybody, son. Class dismissed. Now fuck off.

I used to do it in the music industry.

Give it up foilage.