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ScriptGirl was on time, as Harry slept - but never fear, her report is here!

All I'd say is.. by Aethyrr	Jun 29th, 2008 12:23:42 AM
..damn!
Bring on TDK. by Silverglade	Jun 29th, 2008 12:24:19 AM
That is all I want at this point.
SECOND! by chromedome	Jun 29th, 2008 12:24:26 AM
cuz I am never one of those geeky "First" Posters--not me, no how, no way
okay 4th by chromedome	Jun 29th, 2008 12:24:43 AM

We'll never see any of these movies. by Prior Walter	Jun 29th, 2008 12:25:44 AM

don't let a lady hear ya, Richard Stark by Aethyrr	Jun 29th, 2008 12:26:32 AM

I have to admit by eggart	Jun 29th, 2008 12:30:32 AM
I haven't been watching these much lately, but skimming the talkbacks is always interesting.
cleavage doesn't really get old but... by Rupee88	Jun 29th, 2008 12:31:55 AM
...she's gonna have to start showing more for me to keep paying attention...at least some do soft-core porn.
All I know is here I am staring... by Angry Bald Guy	Jun 29th, 2008 12:34:42 AM
at the screen and weird shit keeps distracting me from what I'm looking at. Wait...was she talking?
BOOBIES! by Xiphos_2	Jun 29th, 2008 12:37:28 AM
Breast, Cans, Jugs, Feed Bags, Chesticals, Bresticals, Boulders, Milk Bags, Fun Bags, Titties, Tits, Torpedos, Hooters, Melons, Balloon Bombs, Sweater Meat, Sweater Puppies. Wait what was this Post about again? Oh yeah, milk spurters
Tig ol' Bitties! by otm shank	Jun 29th, 2008 12:42:59 AM
Motorboat!
Give her credit, cretins! by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 12:43:12 AM
That groundhog bit was some funny shit. She makes me laugh more than all you dumbasses put together.
captboulder by Angry Bald Guy	Jun 29th, 2008 12:49:13 AM
Maybe Harry should post all his articles Naked News style....actually that's not funny at all.
HAHAHA by kungfuhustler84	Jun 29th, 2008 12:52:49 AM
it gets worse. It just gets worse every time. But it's so beautiful in its own crude way, like a really good kill in horror movie. The movie scripss get more ridiculous, that cleavage line drops, and her line deliveries get worse. Yet somehow Tits McGee is getting...dare i say snarkier? Wow. That takes some real cajones. Of the chest variety.
wait, was that a beaver? by br1947	Jun 29th, 2008 12:53:36 AM
oh, groundhog, nevermind... Now everyone sing along to official ScriptGirl song, 99 words for boobs: Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas Sweater stretchers, lung protectors Beach umbrellas, frost detectors Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice Jell-o molds and high-beam lights Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys Double lattes, Ode to Joys Hooters, shooters, physics tutors Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters Double-WMD's MRE's and PFD's Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 99 words for boobs Gerber servers, holy grails Whoopee cushions, humpback whales Flying saucers, traffic stoppers Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos Soft-serve cones and armadillos Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 99 words for boobs Midget earmuffs, warming globes Strobes and probes and frontal lobes Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs Jogging partners, saline noobs 99 words for boobs Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rutabagas, Chi Omegas Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas Congo bongos, bowling pins Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too! http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U
"Fapping away" Stark? by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 12:54:15 AM
Not a chance. I'm on the computer in my bedroom. Where my wife sleeps. Where my children come and play with their toys! Rocco! Alive! And I don't dig scriptgirl that way. I just want writers to get some glory. And I see these reports as a step in that direction. full stop.
Is it me by Turd Furgeson	Jun 29th, 2008 01:01:39 AM
Or is the left side of her face really big???
Captboulder and Kungfuhustler got a thing going on... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 01:13:09 AM
or they should anyway. They go together like fucking peas and carrots. Both have that limited higher brain function, struggle with the written word, latent homosexual fear of female breasts schtick down pat. Why not just cut to the chase guys? One of you should just show up at the other's mobile home wearing nothing but anal lube and a smile. Then, after the lovin', you can cuddle and giggle about how much you both hate scriptgirl!
Let's Fill All Of Her HOLES by That 70s Venom	Jun 29th, 2008 01:28:08 AM
I got dibs on her pussy!!! Someone get her ass and her mouth!!! We can take turns!!! And I get the titties first!!!
Let's stay classy, AICN by palimpsest	Jun 29th, 2008 01:29:28 AM
that means you, 70s Venom.
palimpsest by That 70s Venom	Jun 29th, 2008 01:31:41 AM
dude it is not all my fault though because she is always wearing the low-cut shirts bro
She's also got a can of Red Bull by palimpsest	Jun 29th, 2008 01:35:12 AM
you gonna stick your weiner in that too?
Yes, palimpsest, by That 70s Venom	Jun 29th, 2008 01:36:56 AM
I am.
NeilF, I can teach her how to do buttons down... by That 70s Venom	Jun 29th, 2008 01:43:55 AM
Really. I'm an expert.
Autocue? Or does she just have a phenomenal memory? by BenBraddock	Jun 29th, 2008 01:54:05 AM
That's memory
Nice Jugs. I mean tits. I mean, get a real job... by JimCurry	Jun 29th, 2008 01:57:16 AM
like being a stripper, where those sweater-balls can be appreciated.
I agree about her delivery by TheSeeker7	Jun 29th, 2008 01:57:59 AM
That is, I remember a couple weeks ago someone making a comment about this. The appeal of this series should be that it's an everyday (albeit supposed "insider") gal informing you of the goods. She's got this incredibly stilted delivery in her speech equal to that of some lame-o local nightly news anchor. She's basically reciting it just how it would be read out of Variety anyway. And there's no way she doesn't know what's being said about her. That's the most amount of boob she's shown so far. Hell you can just about see the middle piece of her bra down there. Okay and what the hell's up with the Tyler Durden-esque quickie still photo flashes of her in a different pose right in the middle of the video?? Surely I'm not the only one seeing those.
hahaha you know what JackNance? by kungfuhustler84	Jun 29th, 2008 02:00:11 AM
I love some good ol' buddy time! Sure beats the hell out of masturbating alone, crying all over your keyboard while desperately reaching out to a woman on a nerdy movie site weekly post. You are the saddest thing I have ever seen man. didn't you say you are married? Once again, and I say this every week, i'm pretty sure she still doesn't love you. and I kinda doubt you're ever gonna get a medal for your good deed.
HORRIBLE by blueblueblue	Jun 29th, 2008 02:08:11 AM
Wow, those movies-to-be sound absolutely atrocious... Then again, we might find a gem in the rough.
TheSeeker7 by Futureman2681	Jun 29th, 2008 02:14:48 AM
That still image is placed in the middle of the video because YouTube picks the exact middle of a video as the default image.
Subliminal advertising by palimpsest	Jun 29th, 2008 02:16:32 AM
So you form a positive association between breasts and either a) Red Bull or b) some of the lame movie projects she mentions. So if they ever do get made, a MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE style reaction will kick off when you see an advert for a Hooters bar. One day, you'll be walking along, minding your own business and you'll see some boobies. Next thing you remember, you wake up in a moviehouse watching a Pauly Shore movie, with an energy drink on your hand. Just keep your hand over it, in case 70sVenom is trying to make sweet sweet love to it...
anybody else notice by kungfuhustler84	Jun 29th, 2008 02:25:41 AM
in every post there is a random photo of her spliced with the film? can someone explain that?
oh by kungfuhustler84	Jun 29th, 2008 02:27:02 AM
Series7 already adressed that. Still, tis a mystery
I wanna put MY red bull in HER can. Oh yes, I went there. by Mike_D	Jun 29th, 2008 02:33:24 AM
Snooch.
Nice rack.. by Saracen1	Jun 29th, 2008 02:59:14 AM
So, what was she talking about again?
Yes... this just proves... by blckmgk13	Jun 29th, 2008 03:40:05 AM
...she is showing a little more each week. 2 more buttons next time. I would actually listen to the thing if she delivered it naked news style.
TheSeeker7 by blckmgk13	Jun 29th, 2008 03:46:54 AM
I am hoping more for it to be an experimental way of introducing the slow burn of her undress. One day she'll be sans shirt, then sans bra, etc but all through only subliminal stuff. Then when she has run the gamut, the clothes will start coming off real time.
I have never once watched this report by MrJJonz	Jun 29th, 2008 04:02:58 AM
all the way through. Tried when it 1st started but got really bored so now I have a look to see how low cut top she will be wearing this week and to see if I can learn any differnt terms for funbags. Not sure if that is the point if this being on AICN or not
http://i28.tinypic.com/2d9xtp5.j pg by Kurutteru Yatsu	Jun 29th, 2008 04:40:09 AM
There's the still frame. Has there really been one worked in every week? Never noticed before. Definitely, however, noticing the downward shift in the neckline department. Never let it be said Scripty doesn't know which side her C-cups are buttered on. Oh, and JackNance-- "...I don't dig scriptgirl that way. I just want writers to get some glory." "That groundhog bit was some funny shit..." Get the fuck out of here, you lying son of a bitch.
Scriptgirl in a meeting by Bobo_Vision	Jun 29th, 2008 05:17:16 AM
When I imagine Scriptgirl in a meeting with film industry suits, I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode where one of the suits says to the female exec something like, "Hey Jiggles, get your sweet can in here", to which she responds, "Tee hee, oh you!" I can't imagine anyone taking her seriously.
Man, every Sunday morning by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 29th, 2008 06:27:24 AM
The cleavage gets deeper.
Is this how normal Americans talk ? by A G	Jun 29th, 2008 06:51:14 AM
If so then, fuck. Just, fuck.
The reason for the still frame of her in the middle by kendragon	Jun 29th, 2008 06:52:46 AM
Its just the pic that shows up before you hit play for the first time.. the one with the play icon over it. For some reason she puts it in the middle of the clip instead of as the first frame. Mystery is history!!
TITS! by messi	Jun 29th, 2008 06:52:49 AM
that is all.
oops that was already answered by kendragon	Jun 29th, 2008 06:54:54 AM
sorry Futureman2681
nice chesticles by anyrandomhero	Jun 29th, 2008 08:16:30 AM
weird face if you actually look at it...still would though
mole on boob by g-ride9000	Jun 29th, 2008 08:19:15 AM
im just sayin'
I think that's a mic, not a mole. by Kurutteru Yatsu	Jun 29th, 2008 08:56:05 AM
If it is a mole though, she needs to get that sucker cut off yesterday.
jesus by Rev. Artemis Prime	Jun 29th, 2008 08:58:14 AM
That has to be the dumbest shit I've ever sat through. I don't even know why I did.
needs more cumshots by the new transported man	Jun 29th, 2008 09:01:14 AM
AUUUGH--HOOOAHH-AWWWWWWW YEEEEAHHHHHH
8==> ~~~ by the new transported man	Jun 29th, 2008 09:01:45 AM

Script Girl is stupid by Drunken Rage	Jun 29th, 2008 09:04:30 AM
and so are her tits.
The boobs are getting old; I stay for the talkback by Iron-kong	Jun 29th, 2008 09:13:26 AM
Seriously, I'm too ADD too keep getting excited about the same pair of breasts. Sorry Scriptgirl, use a gimmick like that, and it will eventually backfire. Perhaps you should have concentrated more on substance. Though I have to admit, I have yet to hear a word you say.
IGNORE ME!! At least the "too" instead of "to" by Iron-kong	Jun 29th, 2008 09:17:27 AM
I just woke up. Sue me.
Hey, she does have nice breasts and she is working them.. by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 09:21:09 AM
But a lot of you fellers are a bit scary. You're practically raping her in the talk back. It's a little bit crazy, she's a geeky looking lady, who is Tina Fey-ish attractive, who's showing some cleavage. Is that all it takes to have you guys suggesting to gang bang her? I promise you all, that with a little social skill work and hygiene upkeep, you could actually get a lady to talk to you. I don't mean to preach, I like the view as much as anyone, but if I knew any of you personally, I'd tell you to get some help, and then I'd be kicking your ass for being so pathetic and adding fodder to the rumor that 90% of geeks can't locate a clitoris without a map.
"You can't sell it..." by ZeroCorpse	Jun 29th, 2008 09:23:24 AM
"If you don't leave the three top buttons undone on your blouse." Gag me, ScriptGirl. Get a new schtick, already. My level of respect for you is pretty low now. You've made it clear you rely on those puppies to get views and ratings on YouTube. I encourage people to one-star her ass back to obscurity until she starts showing some respect for her audience and does a show based around content, not cleavage. Sorry. I expect better of a smart woman... And I thought ScriptGirl was smart, initially. Now, however, I'm starting to believe she's one of those women who just puts on the geek glasses because it's trendy right now.
And Redbox wins the White Knight award. by ZeroCorpse	Jun 29th, 2008 09:28:44 AM
Because if you defend her honor from the OTHER geeks online, she'll totally fuck you.
Let me rewrite: by ZeroCorpse	Jun 29th, 2008 09:41:59 AM
"You can't sell it if you don't undo the top three buttons on your blouse." Yeah. That's a better end-phrase for her.
ZeroCorpse by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 09:49:14 AM
Not that I'm looking, but maybe if some of these desperate fucks tried being the "White Knight" they wouldn't have such a fine line between arousal and misogyny. I understand... as the bard says, "everybody got off last night, it's a question of whether or not they were alone."
Christ, haven't any of you watched SOUTH PARK? by Harry Weinstein	Jun 29th, 2008 10:59:50 AM
With no further comment... she knows what she's doing.
I'd raper her...... by johnyaztec	Jun 29th, 2008 11:17:50 AM
I hate it when girls try to hard to be sexy. I mean she is cute and all but she is trying way to hard. I'd give her a good old fashion throat fuck and a old school 1980's NYC coke endued rape. I'd tear dat ass up. I'd be pulling her hair and chokeing her an shit. I wouldn't stop until her tears and snot were running down my balls
This chick would be hotter if.... by johnyaztec	Jun 29th, 2008 11:21:04 AM
she had a huge black cock bbeing stuffed in her mouth
Pondscum and pals by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 11:33:43 AM
Listen you sad little piece of your absent dad's rancid dick cheese, when you learn to be a man perhaps you will have better ways to express yourself then unimaginative, boring and pathetic expressions of unrealized lust and matter of fact, mediocre and trite retorts like "fuck off." I'm terribly sorry, we all thought this was a talk back and not "Uncle Pondscum's Type As I Whack Virtual Circle Jerk!" May I suggest that if you just want to surround yourself with thoughts of tits and your mom is sick of your suckling hers for the day, that you find a porn based discussion on one of the many millions of sites on that topic. Fun is fun, but I'm sick of you little bastards thinking that you can just spew unoriginal, boring cum bubbles from your mouths without anyone calling you on it. If you want to jack off with company, get a full length mirror. Please at least be original.. or shut the fuck up!
Until she gets naked, I have one thing to say: by Little Beavis	Jun 29th, 2008 11:38:06 AM
meh.
Richard Stark by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 11:42:11 AM
That was original... although it would be nice if you made it comprehendable too. Nice try, why not use both hands to type and try again? Good luck young lady..
Tarantella Leg Eybrows is BACK... by Read and Shut Up	Jun 29th, 2008 12:02:15 PM
...and the hairline is higher than ever. Geek cred = can of Red Bull in the foreground. I know this is a stretch - but does this site actually employ ANYONE with an ounce of actual film credibility?
Script girl makes... by LHombreSiniestro	Jun 29th, 2008 12:07:04 PM
my Corpus Cavernosum tickle....
Isn't this the chick.... by dannyboy121070	Jun 29th, 2008 12:09:32 PM
From that late-night chick-fest sex-toy show ShopErotic, Miyoko....? http://www.shoperotictv.com/in dexMISTER.htm She has a brief video there....Compare, people. FIRST!!!! ;)
Sounds like a week of sucky scripts by ZoeFan	Jun 29th, 2008 12:12:17 PM
Crap I've given up on (half done or less) is better than that.
Whoops, try this link instead: by dannyboy121070	Jun 29th, 2008 12:16:09 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6ovw5q
Kungfuhustler...who's fucking sad?! by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 12:18:24 PM
Much as I hate to play the IMDB card...I have 5 feature film writing credits, TV credits coming out of my ass, and I'm married to a TV actress who everyone on this board would know by name and many have no doubt greased up the whore palm in tribute to over the years. Now, that being said...do I think any of it makes me a better person than you? FUCK YES IT DOES! WITHOUT A MOTHERFUCKING DOUBT! So just know in your heart, your poorly conceived, even more poorly written opinions will never mean fuck all to me unless I happen to be sitting in your booth at The Olive Garden trying to decide between the bolognese and the alfredo. Now go get me some fucking breadsticks, bitch!
And ditto to you, WhinyNegativeBitch!! by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 12:21:35 PM

JackNanceRevenge by mrfan	Jun 29th, 2008 12:24:28 PM
Easy to make up stuff and not back it up. Breaks over. Now, go salt the fries and table three needs bused.
Still waiting for Scriptgirl to stand up... by mrfan	Jun 29th, 2008 12:26:27 PM
and flop out her penis, pull her glasses and wig off, and anounce that the she is a he. Just wait.
OKAY, I LIED... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 12:32:23 PM
I've never eaten at The Olive Garden. Only white trash 'tards with no tastebuds think that shit is Italian food.
FuckMichaelBay...Search your heart by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 12:50:40 PM
you know it to be true. But no way to prove it without blowing the anonymity. But here's a little pertinent inside baseball for you to bolster my cred...did you know that Mike Bay's nickname amongst the model-actress-whatevers of LA is "Tennis Ball Can" because of his enormous cock? (and somewhere, kungfuhustler grows aroused.) I know that because I dated from that same MAW pool for years. Sadly my handle is "Racquet Ball Can" Fucking Bay
Wow, Can We Be a Little MORE Obvious... by Rogue Planet	Jun 29th, 2008 12:56:16 PM
...with the cleavage issue? Not that I'm complaining about delicious, delicious boobie cleavage, but there's a line that's drawn between simply happening upon cleavage (stumbling upon cleavage? Turning 'round the corner and "hello, cleavage"?), and just sticking it right out there in the Center Square. S'good cleavage, tho.
"Oh so yummy ScriptGirl" WTF?? by BetaRayBill07	Jun 29th, 2008 02:11:04 PM
Listen bitches...and Harry...maybe after 6-7 Sam Adams it's a possibility. Sober? I'd rather chew broken glass.
DID SOMEBODY SAY SCRIPTGIRL??? by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 29th, 2008 02:18:36 PM
Aww yeah! Stand back and watch me drop one of my soulful block-rocking beats... You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this far posting every week on Ain't It Cool News Harry relies on the hit counts honey Harry gets by on the hit count money It's a bitch girl but you're so damn hot Peering from behind those horn-rimmed frames I see cleavage but it won't get you too far Get you too far... And don't you know? Don't you know... That it is wrong - to wear such a low cut top? So far down, plunging down I can't look anymore - so I try to be strong But I'll never be strong WHA-OH! You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this far Readin' the latest script industry news You can get it from Variety honey You sure this aint' from a trade-zine, honey? It's bitch girl but you've gotten our attention Putting videos up on YouTube Givin' the "Glad Hand" will get you real far Get you real far... No surprise - you work in L.A. A boss so sleazy. I hope he gives you more pay And don't you know - that a love can grow Between Ain't It Cool's Talkbacker fools? Just remove a garment or two... WHA-OH! You are ScriptGirl, and you've come this far posting every week on Ain't It Cool News Harry relies on the hit counts honey Harry gets by on the hit count money It's a bitch girl but you're so damn hot Peering from behind those horn-rimmed frames We could hang out and drink vodka and Red Bull We could hang out and drink vodka and Red Bull We could hang out and drink vodka and Red Bull Vodka Red Bulls... WHA-OH, ScriptGirl! Yeah, yeah!
The best reason for Scriptgirl... by mrfan	Jun 29th, 2008 02:26:58 PM
is to read Mr. Nice Gaius' great muscial talent being displayed. Bravo sir. Bravo.
i don't give a shit. by long live the new chris	Jun 29th, 2008 02:28:09 PM
but look at that rack
Poor Pondscum by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 02:34:43 PM
That's it? That's your response? Wait till you get to second grade, man will you learn a lot more words you can use! I see "wit" is a word too close to "tit" and so it only evokes mommy's snack globes in your mind. So, in the absence of intelligence you have attempted quantity over quality. This explains a lot and now I feel bad...I feel pity. You can't help it can you? This is the one place in life where they don't make you eat the ookie cookie huh? All you wanted to do was talk about tits and jack off while talking to a bunch of other boys who've never seen a pussy and I spoiled you fun. Dude, I'm sorry.. go ahead. It's your world...
deliciouscowbell by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 29th, 2008 02:51:59 PM
It's a running gag. Get over yourself.
You might feel better cowbell... by mrfan	Jun 29th, 2008 02:58:26 PM
if you would just relax and sing with the post. Go on. Try it. You might like it.
deliciouscowbell by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 29th, 2008 03:00:34 PM
Why so serious?
Actually, there are things you can sell that you don't have to w by Napoleon Park	Jun 29th, 2008 03:13:03 PM
"You can't sell it if you don;t write it" isn;t actually true. You can't write a taco or a pizza. you can't write a painting. You can't write clerical abilities. you can't write a blow job. You can't write a book. Well, someone wrote the book, but I mean if you own a copy and you sell it on e-Bay or some shit like that. Obviously you can write a book - who hasn't? But just try to sell it.
deliciouscowbell by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 29th, 2008 03:13:25 PM
Actually, you know what my silly little ditty needs? IT NEEDS MORE COWBELL! Come on, delicious. I need more cowbell! Get your dick skin on that thing and explore the space!
monster2Bpitied by blindambition238	Jun 29th, 2008 05:14:41 PM
Reading that was actually the weirdest but most entertaining part of my day so far... which simultaneously makes it the most depressing part as well. Kudos to you, good sir!
At least Monster2bpitied exhibits a bit of creativity... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 05:49:50 PM
when the revolution begins, his name will appear on the rolls of those humans who are to be spared. KungFuHustler, CaptBoulder and FuckMichaelBay, on the other hand, will be added to the list of those coppertops who are to be repeatedly sodomized in order to generate power for our Sentinels.
WhinyNegativeBitch ... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 05:58:59 PM
will not be taken to the sodomy plant. That ass has been brokeback mounted so many times that his sphincter is devoid of all elasticity and thereby unable to generate an electro/kinetic charge. He will be flushed into the waste tubes.
Home Depot is your friend... by SunTzu77	Jun 29th, 2008 06:09:40 PM
Buy some lights (need background separation, etc.)...put yourself in one of the thirds, etc. I'm just picky about lighting and camera work. I totally get the feel you're going for...a la "talk soup."
You old sailor, you.... by shagdrum	Jun 29th, 2008 06:55:34 PM

Hey Redbox by Chicken Thunder	Jun 29th, 2008 07:19:18 PM
Hypocrite much? You slag off Pondscum for "mediocre and trite retorts like fuck off", then you end your rant with "shut the fuck up". Fool. Always the funniest talkback of the week. Too many self righteous "celebrity-wifed" twats.
GROUNDHOG DAY 2: THE GROUNDHOGGENING by Iowa Snot Client	Jun 29th, 2008 07:30:10 PM
You will believe a woodchuck can chuck wood.
Chicken Thunder... by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 07:46:21 PM
I thought I said quite a bit before ending on "shut the fuck up," but did you notice? No! You just see my three word ending and you call me a hypocrite. I'm crushed. Why can't you see how much I try? Why can't you love me the way you love Pondscum? You never give me any attention! Well, I'm sick of it! If you and Pondscum want to give each other the helping hand, I won't stop you! ,br> I know, you love Pondscum's repetitive humor attack, there's no need to rub it in. I know he always mentions how much he just loves the way you suck his balls. I know when I've been out matched by not one, but two incredible minds. Please just enjoy each other with my blessing. Go in peace.
Redbox by Chicken Thunder	Jun 29th, 2008 07:59:04 PM
Wow, calm down, mate. Yeah you said some other shit, but most of it was circle jerk this, cum bubble that. Not the most eloquent, nor humerous of posts. And attempting to rile me by saying i suck someone's balls, nice try, but it won't work. For all you know i could be gay, and you're just feeding me wank imagery. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And for someone who doesn't like to preach, you're doing a damn good job of it.
Oh yeah, and by Chicken Thunder	Jun 29th, 2008 07:59:50 PM
fuck off
Dude, I am glad I could help. Wank away.. by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 08:21:45 PM
You certainly have put me in my place. I was wrong to complain about excessive misogyny. You guys should be allowed to gang rape the poor girl. I'm just standing in the way of good American fun huh? I was way out of line for teasing people who talk like that. You have convinced me. If insulting you with implications of gayness isn't an insult then I retract my retort and I deeply apologize to the gay world for even inferring to inflict them with you. It was a calculated risk, who knew I'd find someone on the TB who wasn't a raging homophobe. Too bad, those guys are easy to piss off. I hope your skills on the soapbox continue to improve, someday I see you seated at the UN slashing back at all comers with "fuck off!" and other classic twofers. With that I give you my leave, but I ask, are you into bestiality? I have some funny jokes about you and a donkey cock that I could try. let me know.
Did somebody say Cum Bubbles? by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 08:22:32 PM
I remember when we were kids. Mom used to blow them in the backyard and we chase them through the air and poke them with our fingers or catch them in our mouths and then a unicorn would gallop by in slow motion -- wait a minute. These aren't my memories! They're implants! These are WhinyNegativeBitch's memories! Shit. I'm a Replicant.
telemarketer you are right on the money!! by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 08:23:39 PM
I'm actually writing a thesis on TB behavior. I'd like to do an interview..
see!!!! Cum Bubbles is funny!! by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 08:24:38 PM

I knew it was!! Sweet vindication!! by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 08:25:45 PM

You know who really hates you, Telemarketer? by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 29th, 2008 08:35:41 PM
Scriptgirl. We discussed the talkbacks when we met for coffee a few weeks back. Just had my agent call her agent and set it up. Easy as pie. Anyway, she has a surprisingly good sense of humor about it all. Except when it came to you. Said she finds you disgusting, stupid, boring, and infantile. endquote. Sorry babe, I'm just the messenger.
Kettle, you both facetious and filled with cynicism.. by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 08:36:53 PM
but your still the same color as the pot.
oops you're not your.. Do'h by Redbox	Jun 29th, 2008 08:37:47 PM

Whatever happended to Janeane Garaf.... I mean Midol Girl? by Han Cholo	Jun 29th, 2008 09:26:28 PM
I wonder if she read the talkbacks and OD'd on Midol?
Lose the glasses, squeeze into a bikini by thegreatwhatzit	Jun 29th, 2008 10:03:51 PM
and kindly dispense with "leaks" about scripts. Jesus, I suspect the hacks who pooped-out Elvis screenplays are back in action; the concepts are generic or plagiarized.
Keep the glasses. Squeeze them together. by Baked	Jun 29th, 2008 10:48:12 PM
I've devolved into a caveman. Unfortunately, I haven't grown so primitive that Le Car doesn't sound like a pile of shit. Maybe if the decolletage gets deeper I'll stop thinking about it so much.
Stop it right now, you disgraceful vagabonds- by thegreatwhatzit	Jun 29th, 2008 10:56:08 PM
I'm suddenly inclined to watch ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN THE FOREIGN LEGION (better than this summer's junkfood...better than anything cranked-out by Eli Roth, Oliver "the new William Castle" Stone, et al). As for Tina Fey, she projects the same sex appeal as Nancy Kulp (one of the regulars on THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES..if you can't identify the character, you're a bigger disgrace than the idiots who link a "lighter side" to rape).
Stop it rght now, you disgraceful vagabonds-- by thegreatwhatzit	Jun 29th, 2008 11:02:05 PM
(Cue for a pie in the face)
Red Bull gives you Tits. by Its a LION	Jun 29th, 2008 11:30:27 PM
Pretty piss poor subliminal advertising.
Is she getting humped from behind while doing the news? by fiester	Jun 29th, 2008 11:46:52 PM
Lemme know when it gets interesting and maybe I'll check it out.
oh my god, I laughed so hard by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 12:21:45 AM
when I read JackNance's fictional current life story. And then continued to laugh for ten minutes while reading all the other TBers rip him apart. Jacki Boy, you are the weirdest little nut cake I have ever seen on this site. Actually crafting some story about how clever and cool you are in an attempt to make some college kid on a movie site feel lesser than you, all because he talked bad about your imaginary girlfriend. Followed shortly by several dozen comments to others regarding sodomy and others concerning yet more fun dreams you had about dates with scriptgirl. Just make sure imaginary girlfriend #1 doesn't hear about imaginary girlfriend #2. If your spank bank TV actor girlfriend found out you were seeing ScriptGirl behind her back, she might just imaginary dump your sad ass for the Easter Bunny.
By the way by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 12:26:31 AM
hearing the magical, made up stories of an angry, lonely, middle-aged loser will not convince me Scriptgirl is worth much more than the average cow pie in a Kansas field. Still, that doesn't stop me from thinking these talkbacks are always the most hilarious things ever to read.
seriously Jackie Boy by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 12:30:03 AM
I know you want to keep your ID to yourself, which is fine by me, but can you give us maybe a couple of your film and film credits?
that's right, not TV by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 12:37:52 AM
because who really gives a shit about those? Unless it's the Wire. but come on Jackie boy, you can't even lie to us on here that you have HBO show credits.
Christopher Lee by Series7	Jun 30th, 2008 01:29:35 AM
Whats the deal with no one wanting him in there movies? I know its off topic, but why film the man if your not gonna put him in the movie?
Anger! Hostility towards the opposition! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 30th, 2008 01:59:54 AM
Aaaaangeeeer!
Eurasian and busty hottie Scriptgirl would get nailed... by Monkey_King	Jun 30th, 2008 04:21:34 AM
and I'd be happy to be the hammer. Nice!!!
Wow mariachi madness huh? by Redbox	Jun 30th, 2008 04:44:41 AM
Sorry, I wasn't aware that there would be a 5th wave of TB losers. Who knew that hours after any relevant thought had long past this TB and most had left never to return, that manly heroes such as yourself would stroll in like a tardy soldier on a field of the dead, shaking your little childlike fist at absent phantoms. I bet you're also pretty tough when you talk back to your television during WWE, Ultimate fighting or whatever passes for manly viewing in your parent's basement. Anyway, good for you, when you step up to the big leagues and decide to try this sort of thing when people are still listening let me know. Cheers!
Mariachi Madness by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 05:29:31 AM
I have no real beef with you dude. Hell I think you're hilarious usually. But do you ever talk about anything besides the talkbackers? Granted, there's usually never much of anything else worth talking about on the Scriptgirl talkbacks. They are fun though. Wait what the hell am I saying? Okay, so I guess I talked myself through that. Have fun ripping fucktards in twain, and I will have fun reading it!
I'll post it again... by Rei-Ginsei	Jun 30th, 2008 06:25:50 AM
Because I don't think anyone looked at it last time. http://stopstaringatmyboobs.yt mnd.com/
mariachi madness... wow by Redbox	Jun 30th, 2008 06:27:03 AM
The big difference between you and pretty much almost everyone else here is that you seem to get some real sexual stimulation from your little "cunt filled" rants. Honestly, that is a bit scary. I bet you feel that you are really "taking names" but man, so much talk about gooey fuckholes and shit, it's just creepy and sociopathic! If you think that makes you a man, I'm a bit afraid for you. Really, I don't have a better retort because you take it all to such a creepy sad level ...eww. Look, you win! I just.. man, do you need help? People who write shit like you do sometimes do need help.. Whatever you are doing, remember, you are a human being and there is help out there. You don't have to fuck the dog anymore.. Cheers!
mmmmmmm-mmmmmmm by just pillow talk	Jun 30th, 2008 06:31:59 AM
Care to fluff my pillow?
"Reared, spunk, " she said by Dazzler69	Jun 30th, 2008 06:55:42 AM
You know she shows cleavage just for me...just me!!!!
coming Summer 2009 Scriptgirl in... by dihay	Jun 30th, 2008 08:29:55 AM
Flotation Devices Galore!
McClammy? McClammy?!? by dihay	Jun 30th, 2008 08:31:20 AM
Did this name win out over O'Crabby?
just pillow talk does a great... by dihay	Jun 30th, 2008 08:32:55 AM
vibrator impersonation.
she can use me any way she wants dihay by just pillow talk	Jun 30th, 2008 10:12:57 AM
As long as I get to motorboat her ta-ta's, it's all good.
Three Men and a Baby by Iowa Snot Client	Jun 30th, 2008 07:28:35 PM
and Harold and Maude and Bob and Ted and Carol and Alice and a black bag filled with electric tape, a dildo, lubricant and a tazer
Kungfuhustler and Mariachi Madness... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 30th, 2008 08:37:40 PM
Your little cocksmooching mutal admiration posts are seriously fucking creepy... "I think you're funny! You make me laugh when you say cunt every other word. Why does my rectum tremble whenever I write your name on my Pee-Chee folder?" Seriously dudes, take it somewhere else. Certainly there are chat rooms for gay, retarded psychos, yes?
Excellent work Redbox... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 30th, 2008 08:45:52 PM
shredding that little sombreroed nutter. you're on the side of the angels. hmmm. Why does my rectum tremble when I write your name?
Wow JackNanceRevenge by anyrandomhero	Jun 30th, 2008 09:04:21 PM
Be careful those wheelchair bound wannabe charlie mansons are comming to rape you as we speak those fuckers are retard strong so best get up some stairs fast
Jackie Boy by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 09:38:24 PM
I think Mariachi Madness is funny. I'm not a homosexual, which is fine, but if I was I guess you would take it as a bad thing. Frankly, your homophobia is a little ridiculous. And you still haven't addressed my question. Can I just get a few of those credits? I'm sure most of the stuff you have worked on is Oscar worthy.
and anyrandomhero by kungfuhustler84	Jun 30th, 2008 09:41:51 PM
i don't know if you read the same talkback I did man. What exactly did I say that made me appear to be insane? Did you not know Jackie Boy is on every single Scriptgirl talkback trying to get her to go on a date with him? and did you know he now spins magical tales of a fictional world in which he has like a bajillion TV writing credits an an actress girlfriend? All I've done is say how stupid Scriptgirl is and addressed JackNance for his pitiful act. I'm not sure how you think that's "retard" worthy. Silly boy.
KungFuCockHustler by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 30th, 2008 10:53:15 PM
I work in Hollywood man, I can't put on my socks without bumping into a gay man. (Bruce, hand me those argyles, will ya?) But no, I'm not homophobic. The only reason I take such poetic license with the buttfucking/rimjobbing/cockkno shingimagery in my posts to you and your ilk is that I find it sadly hilarious that guys who spend such an inordinate chunk of their weekend constructing carefully (though poorly) written, gleefully hateful diatribes about the icky evils of breasts and vaginas and ganging up on some poor woman who's never done anything to them except have the nerve to videotape a script sales report still have the self-deluded effrontery to write something like "I'm not a homosexual, which is fine..." in their posts. How can it not know what it is, I find myself wondering. Do you not hear "All Along The Watchtower" coming from the bulkhead, Kungfu? Although in your case, "It's Raining Men" coming from the cockhead would be a more apt scenario. Nonetheless, go to it. Accept who you are you fierce bitch!
Not gonna do it, FuckMichaelBay... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 30th, 2008 11:14:28 PM
As much as I would love to see your shit eating smirk fade as you realize I'm on the level and then savor your pathetic attempts to 180 and kiss my ass...I think I'll pass on the whole true identity thing. And if your sense of self-importance is diminished by having your professional betters mingle on these boards...who fucking gives a shit? Get used to it. There are far bigger names than me lurking behind the usernames on aicn. Did you really not know that? Wait, have you had any formal education?
Okay by kungfuhustler84	Jul 1st, 2008 12:23:52 AM
"guys who spend such an inordinate chunk of their weekend constructing carefully (though poorly) written, gleefully hateful diatribes" Hmmm, who does that sound like Jackie boy? By the way, I have rarely made a negative statement about Scriptgirl's breasts or her appearance at all. The main problem I have with her is she sucks at what she does, and what she does isn't even very relative to your "biz" anyway. Almost all of the scripts that have been sold so far (with the exception of the round table one) just sound rank. Just like that stupid GONE thing, her stuff is both unnecessary and poorly executed. And it will be a lot cooler if I could just have that opinion without you jumping on me weekly. Lots of people have the same opinion as me too, so it's like you're just waiting for me specifically or something. But I'll be honest with you Jackie Boy, I look forward to your posts. Every time you have to tell the world how much smarter you are than everybody or share all your social outings you had with Scriptgirl, you just make yourself just look like more of a jackass every time. And the later you realize that and keep posting hilarious shit nobody takes seriously, the better.
*relevant not relative by kungfuhustler84	Jul 1st, 2008 12:33:17 AM
what was I thinking?
Did... by SunTzu77	Jul 1st, 2008 12:45:24 AM
JackNanceRevenge write Jersey Girl? I thought someone mentioned it in another thread.
I see the wonderful JackNanceRevenge... by mrfan	Jul 1st, 2008 05:27:52 AM
still thinks he is somebody.
KungFuHustler84 by anyrandomhero	Jul 1st, 2008 08:38:01 AM
I think you wrong end of the stick...it's quite clear Jack Nance Revenge is a complete cock muncher. I wasn't sticking up for him just taking the piss out of his comments. Fuck the moron and his "success"

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