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not first!!
by theredtoad
Jun 27th, 2008
05:55:18 PM
probably.
obligatory follow-up post realizing I'm first!
by theredtoad
Jun 27th, 2008
05:56:11 PM
which will probably be third
when i say Han
by medicatedmonkeyDUDE
Jun 27th, 2008
05:56:36 PM
you say cock.
last action hero is great
by Jubba
Jun 27th, 2008
05:57:45 PM
it is a lot of fun to watch, even if not a "great movie"
um...pull my finger?
by theredtoad
Jun 27th, 2008
05:58:08 PM
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!

I'll go back to trolling The Gap.

last action hero
by redkamel
Jun 27th, 2008
06:03:14 PM
last action hero made me laugh actually of was so damn crazy. Hancock looks likes its going to blow balls. Besides I'd rather see Arnold at his worst than uh...will smith.
Main reason I will skip it in the theater
by Heckles
Jun 27th, 2008
06:05:42 PM
It's because of the trailer. The first one had the movie marketed as a superhero comedy. Looked cool. Reminded me of The Tick. The next batch of trailers peg this as a serious hero movie. I can't stand it when studios do this. If they can't figure out how to sell this film, then I don't need to buy it.
i won't see this
by Charlie Murphy
Jun 27th, 2008
06:06:02 PM
at least, i won't PAY to see this. I think it looks pretty lame, but i wouldn't say no if a friend wanted to go see it.
MECHAZAIN'S A PLANT!!!
by Shermdawg
Jun 27th, 2008
06:23:27 PM
LISTEN!!!
Hello internet folk,
by Happy Boy
Jun 27th, 2008
06:27:12 PM
Hay im a plant lulz
Damn You MCMLXXVI
by TheyCallMeMisterBay
Jun 27th, 2008
06:28:58 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
YAWN
by apolo_sputnik
Jun 27th, 2008
06:37:00 PM
Waiting for Hellboy and The Dark Knight...
Last Action Hero is NOT a disaster
by Rocklover79
Jun 27th, 2008
06:42:16 PM
The annoying kid aside, that movie is a damn clever parody of the action genre. Don't understand why it gets shit on so much.
Brunomac...
by all
Jun 27th, 2008
06:54:25 PM
you...are just an absolute riot! A real whiz-bang fer sher riot!
debuted on "The Hogan Family" ?
by Damage_Inc
Jun 27th, 2008
07:06:02 PM
Bateman was a child star way before that.
IT'S YOUR MOVE!
by mrbeaks
Jun 27th, 2008
07:13:07 PM
Bateman's best TV work until ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. I wonder how it holds up.
mrbeaks
by Damage_Inc
Jun 27th, 2008
07:14:48 PM
Fuck, yeah! I didn't think anyone would remember that show. You know, it got canceled after only 10 episodes. That was a shame.
"Something Is Rotten in the State of Denmark..."
by mrbeaks
Jun 27th, 2008
07:15:23 PM
"... and Hamlet is taking out the trash." There's some funny shit in LAST ACTION HERO. It's, like, fifteen percent of a great movie. Good luck sitting through the whole 130 minutes.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
by Damage_Inc
Jun 27th, 2008
07:19:32 PM
Nuff said.
Well this is a pleasant suprise
by AlwaysThere
Jun 27th, 2008
07:19:48 PM
Thank you for posting these reviews.
Yikes! Spoiler Box please..
by Ironmuskrat
Jun 27th, 2008
07:30:03 PM
Wow, that first review pretty much gives the whole movie away. I know most reviews have some spoilage in them, but that first review was a killer. Some people are going to be pissed =)
"This the movie is definetly better than I am Legend",
by Trazadone
Jun 27th, 2008
08:51:13 PM
This person must be a fucking idiot.
Reviews aside, I'll drop some clinks+ for this cinema
by Shub-Wankalot
Jun 27th, 2008
08:55:48 PM
I'll assess the flick and see what's the fuss. If I come out satisfied and entertained, then that covers the toll for a popcorn flick.
Last Action Hero
by mithrandir16
Jun 27th, 2008
09:06:53 PM
Last Action Hero was certainly no disaster. Ian McKellen as Death! It was a ton of fun. Sorry, Richard Stark, but it might not quite count as an "American classic," but it's still damn good!
No need to dis LAST ACTION HERO
by Harry Weinstein
Jun 27th, 2008
09:30:27 PM
Come on now, stop picking on PURPLE ROSE OF ARNOLD. That film was fun then and it's fun now. It just opened at the wrong, wrong time. Fucking dinosaurs.
Whatchoo folks think about Berg's DUNE?
by Dogmatic
Jun 27th, 2008
09:31:32 PM
THose that have seen Hancock already and his other movies...i havent seen one yet...you think this guy has the right to really do fracking DUNE the RIGHT way? Using the Lynch movie's designs and the mini-series adherance to the novel minus all the ass-worthy acting? Can this Berg fella do it? Gosh I hope so
Who the fuck is Mike Epps?
by fiester
Jun 27th, 2008
09:39:42 PM
Seriously? Is that DJ Jazzy Jeff's real name or something?
CockHand!
by fiester
Jun 27th, 2008
09:44:32 PM
I would totally watch that movie as described above by Richard Stark.
But mrbeaks is incorrect:
by fiester
Jun 27th, 2008
09:47:28 PM
For surely Bateman's best tv work was done on Silver Spoons. That is not up for argument.
Bateman's best tv work was Albert 2.0 on Little House.
by Shermdawg
Jun 27th, 2008
10:02:27 PM
CockHand 2: The Leaking
by MisterE
Jun 27th, 2008
10:12:29 PM
CockHand 3: Enter the Fist
by MisterE
Jun 27th, 2008
10:13:16 PM
Just to note...
by MisterE
Jun 27th, 2008
10:15:29 PM
...I'm looking forward to seeing Handcock in the theater, and I don't usually go out for Will Smith movies.
Richard Stark...
by MisterE
Jun 27th, 2008
10:18:26 PM
...it's your movie pitch, so you get to choose the title. "The Leakening" it is, then.
This bastard is directing a new Dune?
by MJohnson
Jun 27th, 2008
10:39:27 PM
God dammit.
Richard Stark, great MANOS reference
by krullboyisback
Jun 27th, 2008
10:40:49 PM
Thanks God for MST3K. . . that trash film was made in the armpit city of El Paso, texas. What is really great is that MANOS is spanish for "hands", so technically the name of the movie is "Hands, the Hands of Fate"
IN the new Dune, Paul Atrides will have Cockhands
by krullboyisback
Jun 27th, 2008
10:42:43 PM
and the Worms will be commanded by Charize Theron's worm clit
And Baron Harkonnen will be played by Jack Black
by krullboyisback
Jun 27th, 2008
10:45:04 PM
In the New Dune, Sting's character from the 1984 film
by krullboyisback
Jun 27th, 2008
10:50:00 PM
will be played by Sting
"Peter Berg to me is like Michael Mann"
by RaveX
Jun 27th, 2008
10:53:56 PM
OK... now move along, crazy person.
Manos
by DennisMM
Jun 27th, 2008
11:28:20 PM
I'm particularly fond of Torgo (as who is not?). to the point of making myself a Torgo staff for Halloween use and putting mini speakers in my jacket pockets so I could stagger while accompanied by the haunting "Torgo theme." Poor John Reynolds offed himself later that year, never having seen his performance or heard the bizarrely dubbed dialogue by directed Hal Warren. I salute you, Mr. Reynolds!
Dammit
by DennisMM
Jun 27th, 2008
11:53:18 PM
directOR. I hate not having an edit function.

At least I have paragraph breaks!
Michael Mann IS the Kwisatz Haderach!!!
by Dogmatic
Jun 28th, 2008
12:04:36 AM
yous guys
by ragingdrunklove
Jun 28th, 2008
01:30:45 AM
hancock is full of vulgor.
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jun 28th, 2008
02:45:08 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Last Action Hero is AWESOME beaks...
by Stupendous Man
Jun 28th, 2008
03:56:20 AM
Its one big satire on how silly action movies really are. Its 1000% better than most of the 'action movies' that we get today...heck its more entertaining than die hard 4 was. The only reason this movie wont tank is cos of will smith...but i aint seeing it!
Yeah, I don't mind Last Action Hero
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Jun 28th, 2008
05:00:41 AM
I love Charles Dance in that film.
"gritty, and full of vulgor."
by henrydalton
Jun 28th, 2008
06:00:58 AM
That's my phrase of the day right there...
this movie reminded me of meteor man
by birdy birdman
Jun 28th, 2008
09:38:58 AM
except meteor man was better...seriously...do NOT go see this film
shane black wrote last action hero
by seabiscuits
Jun 28th, 2008
10:50:28 AM
he's been my hero since i saw lethal weapon in the late 80s. and if you read any of his recent interviews he is a smart mother fucker.
Unusual
by BDT
Jun 28th, 2008
10:58:49 AM
ok movie, great acting on Smith's part...a real departure from his usual stuff showing a depth I didn't expect. REALLY bad directing and total shit for cinematography (the kinetic and constant movement and unexplained/unnecessary close ups and angles had me quite sick to my stomach not to mention being distracting to the point of almost ruining the movie-going experience). This is too bad because, all in all, I sort of liked the movie and mainly the Hancock character. The strange camera work and inexplicable elements of character and story development make this movie's flaws hard to overlook, but I'd say I enjoyed the movie more than I didn't. A solid 5.5 out of 10 for this one.
will smith made 1 good album 'he's the dj...'
by seabiscuits
Jun 28th, 2008
11:03:43 AM
and 1 good movie 'enemy of the state' good for him. but everything else i've seen him in i didn't like.
oh except for 'made in america'
by seabiscuits
Jun 28th, 2008
11:06:45 AM
"theres a white dude at the door" just kidding
Last Action Hero wasn't a ...
by RockMSockM
Jun 28th, 2008
10:46:26 PM
...disaster. It was the disaster that disasters wipe off their shoes.
If you're going to criticize, please learn to fucking write.
by Sappers Forward
Jun 29th, 2008
10:26:56 AM
Some of you self proclaimed critics write like drunk 3rd graders.
It's Your Move!
by DustinBones
Jun 29th, 2008
03:21:09 PM
Damn I couldn't think of the name. I was thinking the exact same thing, "Would it hold up?", unfortunately I think it will be about on par with "Square Pegs".
3rd grade drunkards...
by Project424
Jun 29th, 2008
03:41:40 PM
can be a barrel of monkeys, if ya' do it right.
Seen It - decent flick
by RobFromBackEast
Jun 29th, 2008
06:22:05 PM
Solid action film that's a bit uneven but still good fun. Smith and Berg have both made better films, but this will please the masses. Some fantastic lines from Smith all the way through....
OK THAT'S IT
by Wonko
Jun 29th, 2008
08:39:29 PM
I'm bloody well fed up with people hating on Last Action Hero. That movie kicks ass on so many levels, I just don't understand the animosity towards it. "I've just killed somebody, I did it on purpose"
Last Action Hero
by Lost Jarv
Jun 30th, 2008
05:22:10 AM
The big problem with it- Charles Dance can bring back any villain so he brings back the Guy Ahnold has already clobbered?

Loadashite.

last action hero is great
by ironic_name
Jun 30th, 2008
07:07:59 AM
the last 3 revs are plants
sequel information
by paulyd30
Jun 30th, 2008
10:32:26 AM
I cannot wait for the sequel: Bankok starring Bobby Lee from Mad TV
I'm surprised...
by Alkeoholic77
Jun 30th, 2008
12:07:32 PM
The movie stars Charlize Theron who was Will Smith's former wife in the movie and not one single Hand-Cock joke... I'm proud of those reviewers.
The posters...
by Alkeoholic77
Jun 30th, 2008
12:09:51 PM
not so much.
Charlize Theron...
by C00L DUD3
Jun 30th, 2008
04:28:39 PM
is a big reason for getting my behind in there, to see this. I think she actually looks even better than she did in Cider House... Interesting pairing with Smith, as well. I want to see her as a superhero, tho...she could whoop my a$$, anyday!!!!
Hancock...
by somethingcool
Jul 1st, 2008
12:14:15 AM
will suck. I want this movie to fail so Will Smith will try and make good movies.
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