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Stern Fans!! Guess Who May Show Up In TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!?!?

bababoooey!!! by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2008 11:31:42 AM

FAA- by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2008 11:32:33 AM

God, someone please say it... by Phil Connors	Jun 25th, 2008 11:32:46 AM
Please, someone. Someone please say it!
FAA-FAA-FOOEY- FIRST by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2008 11:33:09 AM
DAMN NO EDIT!
Maybe he's the ice cream truck... by Rickey Henderson	Jun 25th, 2008 11:33:39 AM
Or perhaps the transforming short bus. That would work.
lol by Sailor Rip	Jun 25th, 2008 11:34:09 AM
Fucking Beetlejuice. Also featuring Artie Lang as the voice of the ice cream truck.
Nice!!! by Annie The Pod Racer	Jun 25th, 2008 11:34:13 AM
Another retard in the saga.
Ugh by Heckles	Jun 25th, 2008 11:34:19 AM
Who gives a flying shit? One of Stern's freak show exploits is in the background. Slow news day?
Me? I weigh 250 pounds man... by JimCurry	Jun 25th, 2008 11:34:28 AM
I love Beet..
Now the playing field is level...acting wise by g-ride9000	Jun 25th, 2008 11:34:51 AM

Damn You, Midgets! by grungies	Jun 25th, 2008 11:35:02 AM

Beet rules by Cysquatch	Jun 25th, 2008 11:35:13 AM
but I would prefer a cameo from Jeff the Drunk
ARTY LANGE DRUNK AS HELL IS: GRIMLOCK by g-ride9000	Jun 25th, 2008 11:36:25 AM

YES by Series7	Jun 25th, 2008 11:36:30 AM
Hopefully this means more comedy. Gosh all those actions scenes got in the way of Bays obviously comical movie.
Angry Cabbie as a Decepticon by Phil Connors	Jun 25th, 2008 11:37:30 AM
Hey Now!
Who Me? by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jun 25th, 2008 11:37:51 AM
I's about six foot seven.
"Beetle, how many women have you slept with?" by Sailor Rip	Jun 25th, 2008 11:40:47 AM
"Who me, about over 3 thousand and fifty."
Ta-Ta Toothy transforms into a gorilla. by Mr Slippy Fist	Jun 25th, 2008 11:40:53 AM
Artie transforms into a giant syringe, Howard transforms into Big Bird, and Bigfoot transforms into a giant pile of shit.
Howard Stern was gonna voice a Transformer? by kungfuhustler84	Jun 25th, 2008 11:41:31 AM
what the fuck man. This is just turning into a circus. The first one was disappointing sure, but really not too bad. It could have been a lot worse. And it sounds like they saved all the terrible stuff for the sequel.
well look on the bright side by Rickey Henderson	Jun 25th, 2008 11:41:31 AM
...they're putting a mentally challenged guy in a Michael Bay movie. So he should certainly be characterized in a fair and unoffensive manner, yes?
Michael Bay wants to eat Robin's pussy by Phil Connors	Jun 25th, 2008 11:44:07 AM
Only after Beetlejuice gets done with it first.
howards voice was going to be playing on bumblebee's radio by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2008 11:45:42 AM

Transformers 3: Anal Ring Toss by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2008 11:46:30 AM

People still listen to Stern? by HoboCode	Jun 25th, 2008 11:46:56 AM
Huh.
you idiots! by MC-909	Jun 25th, 2008 11:50:00 AM
Stop this nonsense right now, okay? Michael Bay specifically stated he was going to feed the internet false information regarding Transformers 2. Am I the only one that remembers him saying this?
Michael Bay is winning by MC-909	Jun 25th, 2008 11:54:59 AM
by you guys posting this bullshit as a story.
George Takei as Bonercrusher by Phil Connors	Jun 25th, 2008 11:55:29 AM
Oh my...
I nominate Ralph . . . by Nice Marmot	Jun 25th, 2008 11:57:42 AM
. . . to play every character that gets killed.
Eric The Midget as a guy in a wheelchair! by sott68	Jun 25th, 2008 11:57:46 AM
He could transform into a supercool robot!!!!!
MC-909, take your ritalin. by Nice Marmot	Jun 25th, 2008 12:01:35 PM
We're neither idiotic or losing anything. Just having fun. Seriously, 2 posts?
This is the greatest story ever. by JediRob	Jun 25th, 2008 12:04:50 PM
Or ummm no.
Marmot by MC-909	Jun 25th, 2008 12:06:24 PM
You're right. I really flew off the handle there for a minute. Is everyone okay? Okay, good. Sorry about that.
Oh. Howard Stern. by rev_skarekroe	Jun 25th, 2008 12:07:29 PM
I was hoping Daniel Stern would make an appearance. He hasn't gotten enough work since City Slicers 2: The Search For Curly's Gold.
I thought that guy died? wowsers. Something new everyday. by Mike_D	Jun 25th, 2008 12:11:13 PM
weird.
High Pitch Eric as Soundwave by Phil Connors	Jun 25th, 2008 12:11:45 PM
By the way, is Megan Fox in this sequel?
....and why do we care about Transformers 2? by TooWhippy	Jun 25th, 2008 12:12:40 PM
Oh yeah, because the first one was so great???!!?!?!?!?? Transformers was so stupid I think i'll skip the second one.
Who? Me? by ddschneider1972	Jun 25th, 2008 12:13:29 PM
I'll be there at the midnight show for sure...Hell, I even saw Bubble Boy and Scary movie 2 in theaters just to see Beetlejuice. For the uninformed Beetlejuice is microcephalic little person AKA a midget pinhead. He is the greatest actor with microcephaly since Schlitzie the Pinhead, and a great comedian. In a day and age when most people would rather he sat at home depressed collecting government money, Lester Green is out traveling the country, partying and getting laid!
Let Beetlejuice direct the movie!!!! by TVguy4566	Jun 25th, 2008 12:17:04 PM
He can't do a worse job than Michael Bay. Can he? I am betting Beetle is better than Uwe Bol and Brett Ratner combined.
Sirius - X/M merger must happen now!! by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jun 25th, 2008 12:33:46 PM
Both of these companies are bleeding finacially. Why can't the FCC get their heads out of their asses and forget about the NAB's demands!!
Can't they take the people out.. by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Jun 25th, 2008 12:42:14 PM
and focus on the robots? They are better actors.
FUCK HOO HOO by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 12:44:57 PM
O AND A PARTY ROCK!!!!!! FRUUUNNNNKKKUSSSSSSSS
slow news day eh boys? by Basehead	Jun 25th, 2008 12:45:11 PM

HOO HOO ROBIN...... by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 12:46:16 PM
I invented autobots
Oooooh...Boy! How this is This Gonna SUCK! by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2008 12:47:53 PM
Seriously...the first Transformers didn't aim much higher than your typical " OH Look..Shiny Objects!" fixated American, so I didn't think they could possibly aim lower. Now I see they are targeting Stern Fans (someone who hasn't been funny since 1999)...so color me Proven wrong.
RAMMMONNNNEEEEEEE........ by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 12:48:54 PM
TELL THOSE SHITS AT ACIN NEWS THAT, THATS NOT A LITTLE PERSON JUST A PEICE OF POOP THAT FELL OUT OF HARRYS ASS
Cue the O&A Trolls... by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 12:53:25 PM
And their pathetic attempt to try and convince others that that pair of talentless hacks are relevant, which of course, they are not.
Stern not funny since 1999? by strosmer	Jun 25th, 2008 12:59:23 PM
Stern rocks. He's as funny now as he's ever been, but if you don't listen to the show, you probably wouldn't know that. I don't give a shit about Transformers or Michael Bay, but hooray for Beet. A slow news day indeed.
hey RenoNevada2000 by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 12:59:37 PM
GO SCREW!!!!!! O AND A PARTY ROCK!!!!!! FRUUUNNNNKKKUSSSSSSSS
BTW by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 01:00:03 PM
RON AND FEZ NOON TO 3
That kid with Bay looks like a halfzie.... by GrandMuffTarkin	Jun 25th, 2008 01:03:18 PM
Asian n' white, asian n' white....
Screw you Bay by Faust_8	Jun 25th, 2008 01:03:44 PM
and who's that idoit standing next to you. I want to punch you both.
Beets the man by ForkTongue	Jun 25th, 2008 01:08:34 PM
And Ronny should turn into a limo with no air conditioning.
Stern's show has never been better now that he's on satellite by Trazadone	Jun 25th, 2008 01:10:35 PM
I can't stand Beetlejuice though, I've never found him remotely funny.
FUCK DON BUCHWALD by AlwaysThere	Jun 25th, 2008 01:14:20 PM
This idiot told Howard not to be one of the voices on Bumblebee's radio. Instead we get some shitty XM commercial instead of a Sirius one. Oh, and I guess Howard should take some of the blame too since he has the worst taste in movies and thought Transformers wouldn't make any money at the box office.
I too was hoping for Daniel Stern by TheMcflyFarm	Jun 25th, 2008 01:16:06 PM
too bad
Hopefully Stern sent him to sabotage the film by photoboy	Jun 25th, 2008 01:21:29 PM
Although with Bay directing he won't need to do anything to ensure TINO2 is a complete turd.
F Jackie by CarmillaVonDoom	Jun 25th, 2008 01:24:54 PM
Actually I love Jackie Martling. Stern is KILLING now that they are on satelite, anyone who doesn't agree is just being a hater for no reason. Hopefully Artie isn't the next celeb to drop, he called in 'sick' AGAIN today, and they're going on vacation for a week next week!
what's bay thinking? by BendersShinyAss	Jun 25th, 2008 01:25:25 PM
1)man I'm tired. 2)who is this douce taking my picture 3)that last scene looked terrible, how am i going to save this film?
kungfuhustler84 by doodah	Jun 25th, 2008 01:27:40 PM
i agree that its a circus, but howard was just going to provide his voice thru the radio while someone was flipping through the stations, not as an actual transformer. he said so on the show a few months back
BayLord by FILMFUNK	Jun 25th, 2008 01:29:56 PM
Aint it the Star who's supposed to put their arm round the low-life and give a thumbs up? Oh yeah it's correct, sorry!
CONFIRMATION: Beetlejuice's role in the film is.... by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 25th, 2008 01:30:45 PM
...Tyrese gets into a newly-reconstructed Jazz and Jazz (still getting used to his new form) accidentally transforms into his robot form with Tyrese inside. Realizing what he's done, Jazz quickly transforms back into his car form and Beetlejuice (dressed identically to Tyrese) steps out. Beetlejuice looks directly in the camera and says (voiceover by Tyrese dubbed to his mouth) "Damn you, Michael Bay!" Either that, or it could be that a shitload of midgets get out of the new "Clown Car" transformer character, code named "Big Top."
No...Stern isn't funny. by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2008 01:31:35 PM
And he hasn't been since Alison left him, Jackie bolted, and Billy West got screwed out of a decent income. Stern has become the very thing he used to lampoon...a rich old man with a trophy wife and a herd of ass kissers. He used to be hilarious, funny, poking fun at celebrity and Americas obsession with it...now he is simply a tired old man who things moronic strippers on sybians and retards=ground breaking entertainment.
As long as Stern isn't in it... by Marillion	Jun 25th, 2008 01:31:40 PM
That title almost gave me a heart attack. Including that putz would be a sure fire way to keep me from seeing it. Opie and Anthony RULE!
And God bless MCMLXXVI, you're doing God's work, buddy! by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 25th, 2008 01:35:12 PM
Body massage!
Bay was thinking... by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2008 01:35:35 PM
Awesome. Megan's performance in that scene wasn't quite what I wanted....Hey, grip, perk her tits up a bit. Where's all my money? Fuck, someone kill me..
Hahahahahaha by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jun 25th, 2008 01:36:09 PM
"Opie and Anthony rule" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fuck Stern by Marillion	Jun 25th, 2008 01:37:06 PM
Your analogy would be easier to make if Stern had more listeners. The only funny thing about Stern is his misguided self-aggrandizement.
Damn you Michael Bay! by Second Try	Jun 25th, 2008 01:43:29 PM
Damn you Michael Bay!
WHITE WOMEN, generally, don't have sex with BLACK MEN by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 01:46:17 PM
Why not Sal Governale as one of the Dinobauts?
I hope yer sittin, Taco Tico closed down... by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 01:47:24 PM
Hello Richard, this is yer Dad....
FiendishMilt, what planet are you living on? by BendersShinyAss	Jun 25th, 2008 01:50:31 PM
seriously dude, what gives?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by Gil Brooks	Jun 25th, 2008 01:50:32 PM
I support our troops!!!!
FRed by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jun 25th, 2008 01:51:28 PM

Fred's doing BB's sound-effects. by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jun 25th, 2008 01:51:49 PM

Artie Lange is the best thing on Stern by MontyPigeon	Jun 25th, 2008 01:55:07 PM
The only thing funny about it.
ROLLING STONE REVIEWED THE DARK KNIGHT by erichaislar	Jun 25th, 2008 01:55:43 PM
http://www.rollingstone.com/re views/movie/16155928/review/21 477208/the_dark_knight
scoresman by doodah	Jun 25th, 2008 01:55:48 PM
"i like meeting girls, i like meeting guys and if you dont like it, you can go f**k yourself, cause thats what scoremans is all about..."
How does one support troops? by BendersShinyAss	Jun 25th, 2008 01:56:42 PM
Do you send them money? or do you join up? It sure as hell can't be as simple as sitting at your computer saying "you big, me small"
Just finished Transformers about 5 minutes ago by Kentucky Colonel	Jun 25th, 2008 02:00:06 PM
What fun is working in the AV industry if you can't enjoy some of your own equipment sometimes? Just got a new projector...and it works fine. Damn what a good movie! STERN as a voice of an Autobot? That would be cool. Hope to see some BEET in the next one. BabaBooey to you all!
Colonel by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2008 02:07:13 PM
Transformers was the most horrendous piece of shit film ever made. Get some taste to go along with your projector.
I really think Bay is kind of the man by dr sauch	Jun 25th, 2008 02:12:25 PM
I mean, the fucking balls on this guy. And I've never hated his movies, I've at worst been indifferent. Anyway, I can't say I'd turn down a job offer from him.
O & A Suck Ass by Mr Slippy Fist	Jun 25th, 2008 02:24:34 PM
Are they still on radio? They've been removed from every other market. BA BA BOOEY!!!
Is that even him? by Josh Acid	Jun 25th, 2008 02:26:01 PM
I've only read about half of the comments already posted, but it seems like I might be the first person to suggest that that might not be Beetlejuice in that picture. The facial features look kind of close, but otherwise...Isn't this guy's head a different shape, and isn't he too tall?
Howard Stern woulda made a great Megatron by FuryofthefilmFan	Jun 25th, 2008 02:26:29 PM
ANAL RING TOSS ON MEGAN FOX!!!!! BABABOEY BABABOEY BABABOEY!!!!!! The chance to see that little goblin makes me feel kinda better. Now if they can get Eric the Midget fly with Balloons and have them get caught on StarScream and you got me there opening DAY baby!
Who the fuck are Opie and Anthony? by SpyGuy	Jun 25th, 2008 02:27:24 PM
Oh, yeah...They're the douchebags that can only dream of having Howard Stern's career and bank account. Good thing they have that tired "Hoo Hoo" gag or you wouldn't be able quote any of their embarrassing attempts at humor.
Josh Acid by ForkTongue	Jun 25th, 2008 02:30:04 PM
Yeah I threw it in photoshop and zoomed in. It's definitely him. I was doubting it too. I wonder if he's still lost in Princeton.
Sa Sa Sucky!!! by BilboRing	Jun 25th, 2008 02:36:55 PM
This movie will suck Beet's balls!!!
Are you suggesting we create "Super Kids?" by JediRob	Jun 25th, 2008 02:39:21 PM

This movie is "... dead, dead, dead-ski" by tvspace	Jun 25th, 2008 02:43:10 PM
Although when it comes to Megan Fox, "We're here for your daughter, Chuck."
staged by ArcadianDS	Jun 25th, 2008 02:46:36 PM
that shot is staged.
Is he going to run with a camera and say "This is the coolest t by StovetopStuffin'	Jun 25th, 2008 02:51:04 PM
fuck this shit. Michael Bay needs to find someone else to direct the non-action scenes.
oh hey, great news: FRENZY is back in TF2... by Rickey Henderson	Jun 25th, 2008 02:55:53 PM
http://io9.com/397116/teeny-de cepticon-makes-sam-witwicky-sc ream-like-a-girl Just shoot Rickey now.
I thought it was Roger Stern. by mrfan	Jun 25th, 2008 03:02:30 PM
One of my favorite comic book writers. Never mind. Carry on.
Nobody puts Beet in a corner... by Fa Fa Fooey	Jun 25th, 2008 03:10:31 PM
Nobody.
O&A PARTY ROCK!!!!!!!!! by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 03:22:36 PM
!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFRRRRRRRUUUUUUU NNNNNKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS SSS!!!!!!! XM 202 RON & FEZ NOON TO 3
PARTY ROOOOCCCCKKKKKKK by johnyaztec	Jun 25th, 2008 03:26:20 PM
HOO HOO AINT NOTHING BUT A MEATY BREASTED ZILCH. ALL YOU STERN FANS CAN GO PLAY MONSTER RAIN WITH ARTIE
Who is Howard Stern again? by Jor-El23	Jun 25th, 2008 03:37:56 PM
Someone refresh my memory. Was he on Laugh In? Did he organize Monterrey Pop? Wait I know...he's the guy who...wait now that's someone else.
HOO HOO ROBIN! I INVENTED THE TRANSFORMERS! by Darth_Gonz	Jun 25th, 2008 03:51:00 PM
Tell 'em Fred!
All you O and A haters by Marillion	Jun 25th, 2008 03:54:17 PM
Make me laugh... Stern may have the money, but he only wishes he had the audience numbers O and A have... Stern has an aging, gay washed up sci-fi actor (no offense George) and.. O and A have Jimmy Norton, one of the best comedians around. As Johny said... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN NNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUU UUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
I don't hate O & A, I pity them by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 04:04:21 PM
They could have carved out their own niche, but instead, they self-destructed by fixating on Stern too much, trying to out do him. Worry about your own talents and skills, not someone else's.
Yes, plug Howie all you can by Flipao	Jun 25th, 2008 04:04:53 PM
He sure needs the exposure.
And yes, Norton is one of the best comics around. by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 04:06:06 PM
I've been a big fan of his for a long time. Long before I knew that he appeared on O & A's show. (Loved his new HBO special) I think that his talent only emphasizes the desperation in O & A's act.
ONCE HAD YUMMY LABIA! by bobjustbob	Jun 25th, 2008 04:06:27 PM

Filpao- by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 04:06:40 PM

Filpao- by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 04:06:40 PM

How did that happen? by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 04:06:54 PM

Riley Martin as......RILEY MARTIN! by Riley Martin	Jun 25th, 2008 04:09:47 PM
O Qua Tangin Wan, motherfucker!
Howard doesn't need the exposure by RenoNevada2000	Jun 25th, 2008 04:10:12 PM
The press will always be interested in Howard and things surrounding him. Besides AICN, I counted at least three other sites who mentioned the story today. Since I only sample about five film sites for my news, it seems as if there is an agreement that this is newsworthy. When was the last time that was said about O & A?
Too bad Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf is dead by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2008 04:11:38 PM
he was even funnier than beetlejuice
Michael Bay just nuked the fridge by Second Try	Jun 25th, 2008 04:11:55 PM
Damn you Michael Bay!
Dumbest. Talkback. Ever. by Yeti	Jun 25th, 2008 04:12:22 PM
And that really is saying something.
If you think Howard isn't funny... by nyj_et	Jun 25th, 2008 04:19:49 PM
...you've obviously not listening. If Beetlejuice is in TF2, my ass is in the seat on opening night. After the first one, that's about the only thing that could bring me back in to see the sequel.
grammar by nyj_et	Jun 25th, 2008 04:24:10 PM
should have been, "...you've obviously not been listening."
Just like there should ALWAYS be more cowbell by darquelyte	Jun 25th, 2008 04:33:54 PM
There should ALWAYS be more Lester!
No Buys! by Super Rabbi	Jun 25th, 2008 04:43:49 PM
I like Stern's show, but no buys!
TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TINO! TI by finky089	Jun 25th, 2008 04:49:58 PM
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Who the fuck cares? by RKO2285	Jun 25th, 2008 04:56:20 PM
I mean really... Stern and his show used to be funny a long ass time ago... give me Mancow! oh and as one poster said above, I do remember a story about Bay giving false info on the development of this movie... couldn't this be false info? eh who cares at this point..
HOLY SHIT!!!!! by BrightEyes	Jun 25th, 2008 04:58:03 PM
ITS BEAT! FUCK YEAH THIS MOVIE IS ALREADY BETTER THAN THE FIRST!
Howard Stern going satellite was his biggest mistake EVER! by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2008 05:00:21 PM
Second, was declining a roll in the Transformers (fucking idiot). Very few people I know have satellite raido, and now that gas is 5 dollars a gallon, useless luxuries like satellite raido that require a monthly fee are out of the question. I haven't listened to Stern since he left free radio.
Gus Van Rant by finky089	Jun 25th, 2008 05:04:28 PM
what makes you think it's Scorekeeper?
Who killed MCMLXXVI??? by samuraiyao	Jun 25th, 2008 05:12:16 PM
Who killed MCMLXXVI???
O and A by BrightEyes	Jun 25th, 2008 05:20:39 PM
Suck!
Please God, let this TANK!! Please, I'll never ask for anything by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Jun 25th, 2008 05:24:04 PM
Please!!!!!
FuckMichael Bay... by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2008 05:39:56 PM
Very few people you know aren't transvestites who wack off to gay porn:)-
Stern blows by Time Child	Jun 25th, 2008 05:44:57 PM

by Time Child	Jun 25th, 2008 05:46:47 PM
Put Bob and Tom in it and I'm there
This is news? by manicart1	Jun 25th, 2008 05:51:57 PM
Really? A semi famous midget nabs 'role' as an extra on the Transformers sequel?
It's news because Howard Stern + Trannies = WEB TRAFFIC by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:29:33 PM
which is what this site needs in order to keep running in the black so Harry can tell you he wouldn't sell out for a hundred millionbillion gajillion zillion years. But eventually, he will anyway.
BTW - Stern eats COCK for breakfast, lunch, & dinner by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:30:49 PM
Fuck O&A, Fuck Ron & Fez, Fuck Bob & Tom (whoever the fuck they are). The only TRUE radio gods were, are, and always will be DON & MIKE
Beetlejuice by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:31:27 PM
Damn, Michael Keaton looks like shit!
Beetlejuice by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:32:03 PM
Looks like that headhunter in the Waiting Room finally got around to shrink more than just his head.
Beetlejuice by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:32:55 PM
"Ooh! I'm feeling' a little....anxious. If ya know what I mean..."
A bugliada da, yagi mu, a mugi woogayo! by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 06:35:09 PM
Mantra plus Yantra creates Tantra...
and Don & Mike are TOTAL fags by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 06:35:43 PM
... but not as big as the fags who listen to them.
Beetlejuice by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:36:04 PM
"Nice fuckin model!"
Beetlejuice by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:36:38 PM
"Ah, cute couple. They look nice n' stupid. Hahahahaha!"
FiendishMilt37 by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:39:37 PM
Only guys who refuse to take their dad's cock out of their mouth refer to people as "TOTAL fags". Now, go hang yourself. Then your Dad can use your bloated corpse to spray his load on until you start to stink up the basement and Daddy has to feed your body to the pigs out back. Feeb.
ScoreKeeper probably likes Hancock, too by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:41:41 PM
right in the ass. From Bay. WHo yells "Bam! Bam! Bam!" every time he penetrates because it reminds him of the 'splosions he uses in his movies.
Gus van Rant - admit it by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2008 06:54:23 PM
That's YOU in the picture with Bay, isn't it? And you're really ScoreKeeper!
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jun 25th, 2008 07:15:13 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
Beetlejuice on You Tube by Buck Swoop	Jun 25th, 2008 07:43:12 PM
For you that have missed out on his genius here's a few you tube clips to familiarize yourself with the legend. http://tinyurl.com/2f2jjw http://tinyurl.com/3mfmvv
Puddleglum... by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 07:58:42 PM
That's right, you show em who's boss. Let 'em know yer gerbil's de-clawed.
ganymede3010 is kinda dumb. by FuryofthefilmFan	Jun 25th, 2008 08:23:29 PM
First of all, The "fee" for satellite equals like a couple of change a day. Why don't you cut back on buying all that fast food and maybe you can afford some satellite. Second, if you haven't heard Stern on Satellite then you can't say anything...at ALL. really, you are just spitting out crap. Stern has never been better and the freedom to talk without having to bleep every few seconds has provided some of the best radio in history. of course you wouldn't know because you haven't listened since he was on K rock huh? dummy.
A Transformer can go on Stern's show a pee on a stripper by zooch	Jun 25th, 2008 08:24:09 PM
that's where this is going.
Michael Bay, only idiots use un original names like yours! by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2008 08:28:18 PM
Seriously dude, who the fuck are you? You're an un-original nobody who's trying to copy the online persona of MCMLXXVI. "Fuck Michael Bay" I mean, what a stroke of genius, I mean how could one come up with such an original and provocative catch phrase? You have the intelligence of a reptile, and try coming up with your own slogans, instead of copying MCMLVXXI.
they had a $300 million movie by INWOsuxRED	Jun 25th, 2008 08:29:21 PM
do they really need to be this desperate? Obviously there are people out there dumb enough to pay to see giant robots fighting.
OBAMA!!!! by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 08:33:02 PM
... is a long-legged Mack Daddy.
ARRIVIDERCI, COCKSUCKER!!!! by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 08:33:51 PM
Who dis?!?!?
Uh...where is TheyCallMeMisterBay? by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 25th, 2008 08:36:14 PM
This would be the part where you come in.
My New Wallpaper! by topaz4206	Jun 25th, 2008 08:48:56 PM
This is hilarious and awesome news -- Beetle is actually a really good guy, glad to see him getting work!
"MICHAEL BAY = WALL-E SHITTING GARBAGE CUBES by The Marquis de Side 3	Jun 25th, 2008 09:06:54 PM
cuz that's pretty much Bay's idea of doing a fun movie, casting really trashy actors or using trashy ideas for a property I used to love. Bay...you're not funny. sorry. Guess we have to wait till Baz Lerman or some other artsy director does a reboot of TRANSFORMERS with a lot of brooding...please guys. No Howard Stern perfomers in the film. This is starting to look less like Transformers and more like Garbage Pail Kids...
Latest Arbitron Satellite Radio Ratings: by topaz4206	Jun 25th, 2008 09:11:27 PM
For those that want to compare how the "shock jocks" line up, Sirius's Howard 100 Channel had a cume of 1,210,000. Opie & Anthony's The Virus channel had a cume of 171,300. For a comparison of AQH (Average Quarter-Hour), which is the average number of people listening for at least five minutes during a 15-minute period, here's how the three channels compared: * Howard 100: 97,600 AQH * Howard 101: 33,200 AQH * The Virus: 18,500 AQH In other words, John Hein's post-show recap "The Wrap-up Show" even beats O&A 2-to-1. L..O..L. Or as the great Nick Manning would say, "Ahhhhhh yeahhhhh, droppin fuckin ratingsss all over your fuckin glasssessss."
howard's show sucks now by Rupee88	Jun 25th, 2008 09:21:58 PM
he's just old and tired...happens to the best of them. listen and watch him fade away...
Pay me, uhh, a decent wage... you cheap Jew motherfucker by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 09:36:02 PM
...and things of this nature. You understand, of course? chuckles to self
Who's High-Pitch?!?! This is Kelly Claaaarkson... by FiendishMilt37	Jun 25th, 2008 09:36:53 PM
How big are your balls?
O&A Party Rock! by cousindave	Jun 25th, 2008 10:20:22 PM
Howard Stern would have been great as the voice of Frenzy. But for that to happen he would have actually had to work. How many days has Howard taken off this year so far?
topaz4206 your numbers are way off by cousindave	Jun 25th, 2008 10:29:30 PM
There is an * by the O&A numbers because terrestrial radio gets credit for O&A not XM - even if those responding to Arbitron listen to O&A on XM. Regardless at any time during a live show more people are listening to O&A than are listening to Howard Stern. If the merger does go through we'll see how long Howard lasts when the share holders demand an answer as to why Howard is paid 30X more than O&A even though they have similar numbers.
Damn You MCMLXXVI by TheyCallMeMisterBay	Jun 25th, 2008 10:50:37 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
O and A were funny when I was 18 and Stern never was... by Brians Life	Jun 25th, 2008 10:53:10 PM
...GET PAST IT people and take a fuckin' class!
Silly Billy by topaz4206	Jun 25th, 2008 11:08:40 PM
Those are bulletpoints -- they're in front of ALL THREE FIGURES. Comparing sattelite-only ratings is the only apples-to-apples comparison, since it demonstrates how many people are willing to PAY MONEY to hear the two shows. If Stern were desperate and willing to dilute his exclusivity, he'd have 20+ million listeners like he did in 2004-2005. Silly.
will bob levy eat blu cheese out of bumblebee's ass? by Babba-Booey	Jun 25th, 2008 11:34:33 PM
nt
Please cast Artie Lange!!! by RicardoMontalban	Jun 26th, 2008 12:10:36 AM
Artie Lange would be great as Shia's drinking buddy. hey movie fans, check out this great new blog... thebitterproducer.blogspot.com
MICHAEL BAY IS AWESOME!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 26th, 2008 12:13:14 AM
Praise the Bay!
Sattelite? by topaz4206	Jun 26th, 2008 12:34:09 AM
Nice sppeling, me!
I know Stern is laughing all the way to the bank by Cotton McKnight	Jun 26th, 2008 01:56:00 AM
But I wonder if he ever realized that he did exactly what the FCC wanted him to do? They harassed him over and over until he said "fine, I'll leave!You'll see!" Last time I checked, radio was doing just fine without him. The FCC is happy, the majority of the country is happy, and Howard is happy. Everybody wins. But I still wonder if he ever realizes that.
and whenever Howard got a divorce.. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 26th, 2008 02:00:03 AM
that's when he jumped the shark. I thought his routine was kind of cool when he had a wife and kids at home.. yeah he talked a good game, but you know he has a family at home. You kind of accept his raunchy humor because it's done with a wink and a nudge. But that all changed after the divorce. Now, he is just a dirty old man. I know it's his job but he comes across as a pathetic, shallow loser that has nothing going for him except a plastic girlfriend and a wad of cash. But that's all there is to life, right?
FuryofthefilmFan, Sterns Audience has dropped immensely by ganymede3010	Jun 26th, 2008 03:19:53 AM
Since he made the move to Satellite radio. So fuck you, you don't have any facts to back up your asinine blustering. Before he left broadcast radio he had over 12 million listners, now XM & Sirius only have a total of 14 million subscribers. And only a minute fraction of them listen to the Howard Stern show. That's why he's allways complaining about why aren't people paying for satellite. Yes I'm sure it's better then broadcast radio, but most Americans have enough subscription fee's they're already paying, Cable, Internet, Phone, Gamefly, Netflix, Itunes etc. Paying for the radio will never be lucrative business platform for a very long time. So until these companies start to make a substantial profit, please shut the fuck up and let the grown folk speak, because obviously your delusional perspective is devoid of reality.
FuryofthefilmFan knows his Howie math by johnyaztec	Jun 26th, 2008 08:51:28 AM
FuryofthefilmFan knows his Howie math down to the T. Frunnnkkkuuussssss!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Hail Arrius! by Quintus_Arrius	Jun 26th, 2008 04:25:59 PM
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So basically... by One Nation Under Zod	Jun 26th, 2008 05:39:56 PM
You'd have a really tall and annoying Jew robot that turns into a microphone with a small penis...
I'm sorry, by Smoke Monster Loves Kate	Jun 27th, 2008 05:36:47 AM
which Transformer was supposed to sound like Howard Stern?
Needless To Say... by jollydwarf	Jun 27th, 2008 07:29:11 AM
...I'm there. "Who, me?!"

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