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guy ritchie nuked the fridge by ArcadianDS	Jun 25th, 2008 10:36:16 AM
when he nuked madonna's career.
DAMN YOUZE ArcadianDS by garcicr	Jun 25th, 2008 10:37:08 AM
So close to .... well you know, time to check out the link!
hey! by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Jun 25th, 2008 10:39:31 AM
that looks like a Guy Ritche movie!
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!! by HoboCode	Jun 25th, 2008 10:39:39 AM
Pull my finger.
And The Ayotollah Would Be...? by Read and Shut Up	Jun 25th, 2008 10:39:47 AM
"Those are some ANGRY titties."
Mark Strong by matalo	Jun 25th, 2008 10:41:42 AM
looks a little like DeNiro, no?
garcicr... by LordPorkington	Jun 25th, 2008 10:41:48 AM
You should be thanking ArcadianDS, he stopped you from being a stupid cunt. Sheesh! Anything by Guy Ritchie (as it's correctly spelled Merrick) is to be avoided in my book. So this whole Talkback can be flushed down the bog along with the rest of the shit, where it belongs whoosh
Don't look too bad actually.... by ChickenStu	Jun 25th, 2008 10:42:19 AM
I'll take a look at this one. I love Tom Wilkinson'd line... "He tried to poison me, the dirty cossack cunt!"
ArcadianDS by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Jun 25th, 2008 10:42:41 AM
he nuked HER career? not the other way around?
Revolver was the worst movie of the last 5 years by Garbageman33	Jun 25th, 2008 10:43:21 AM
That piece of shit made Smokin' Aces look like Goodfellas.
Fucking work computer by Series7	Jun 25th, 2008 10:49:53 AM
Won't play the damn thing.
let the good times roll by Broseph	Jun 25th, 2008 10:50:44 AM
IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN TIME GUY PUT SOMETHING NEW OUT
... by CGI_Pants	Jun 25th, 2008 10:50:51 AM
Got my $10.
Stringer Bell not from Baltimore (Shock!) by masteryoda007	Jun 25th, 2008 10:52:35 AM
Idris Elba is the man, who knew that he hails originally from Hackney in London. Allright Geezer.
I love Guy Ritchie and always will. by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Jun 25th, 2008 10:55:03 AM
Another fun movie to enjoy.
yes mark strong by thinboyslim.	Jun 25th, 2008 10:56:29 AM
CUT 'EM!!!!
uhm Madonna was doing okay by ArcadianDS	Jun 25th, 2008 10:56:54 AM
as far as her movies were concerned. She wasn't exactly the rebirth of Streep, but she was headlining in movies that were getting some traction. She was getting work and doing movies. Then she had this 'PR wedding' where they both basically agree to promote one another on the road. Madonna was wearing t-shirts that screamed "nipple,husband's movie, nipple" everwhere she went. She talked about him like the second coming of Orson Welles, and meanwhile he just sat back like a schmuck and shrugged his shoulders when anyone asked him about his wife. His movies stink like fresh turds in the hot humid afternoon, and Madonna hasn't been able to get a studio to even return her calls ever since. also, people who type "1st?" are assvipers and deserve to get their ears boxed with trashcan lids. It was my pleasure and honor to crush all their hopes and dreams for this thread, and it is my gift to you.
Sonny Landham is running for U.S. Senate! by MisterE	Jun 25th, 2008 10:58:03 AM
Sonny Landham, also known as Billy in "Predator" and as Billy Bear in "48 Hours", is launching a bid for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Minority Leader Republican Mitch McConnell! Landham will be running as a Libertarian. I probably wouldn't vote for him if I was from Kentucky, but thought that the news was pretty cool. Link (remove spaces): http://rawstory.com/news08/200 8/06/25/predator-movie-victim- sets-sights-on-us-senate/
ArcadianDS by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Jun 25th, 2008 11:01:05 AM
i wasn't thinking of movies as her career.
Guy Ritchie Does This Stuff REALLY Well by cowboyone	Jun 25th, 2008 11:08:36 AM
The trailer is all over the frickin' place (at least a little HINT of a narrative structure would've been nice)But I'm sure it'll be very entertaining ... and people will STILL be hating on Revolver. (Get over it already!)
Snatch 2.0 by MrPopular	Jun 25th, 2008 11:37:49 AM
I like it, It looks interesting. but i dunno... I dunno... I was bored in parts of the trailer... never good... Sometimes it seems like there is 1 or 2 too many charactors
something missing from this trailer by ArcadianDS	Jun 25th, 2008 11:40:36 AM
someone yelling "IT WAS A BLOODBATH, GUVNAH!!!"
Guy Ritchie's new movies by kungfuhustler84	Jun 25th, 2008 11:45:20 AM
need Mickey from Snatch to come back and punch everybody in the face. Just imagine how cool a Snatch sequel would be if they made it all about Mickey screwing over some big English types again.
Mud The Far Cars by The_Inside_Joke	Jun 25th, 2008 11:47:29 AM
Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk Wanky Spunk And that's essentially how I feel about this movie. Goodnight.
i can't watch this by Mr_X	Jun 25th, 2008 12:04:14 PM
and you know why elba
i can't watch this by Mr_X	Jun 25th, 2008 12:04:17 PM
and you know why elba
YES! by Saltoner	Jun 25th, 2008 12:04:30 PM
Nice to see Guy back in form, hopefully. My money will go to this for sure, Bond is old, outdated and boring.
Ritchie and Shyamalan by CreasyBear	Jun 25th, 2008 12:23:44 PM
Both are the rare directors who provide material not "based on __", but both of them are inconsistent (inconsistent meaning Snatch and Lock Stock were well done, and the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were well done, all other movies from both of them fascinatingly inept.)
Looks Good by Rat Fink	Jun 25th, 2008 12:43:52 PM
Snatch is one of my favorites
Looks great by m_reporter	Jun 25th, 2008 12:46:52 PM
but then again so do all Guy Ritchie movies. Too bad that most of time the looks are the only good thing about them. Revolver really stunk, but I still have hopes for this, and I'm gonna watch it no matter what anyway. Wilkinson, Butler and Piven alone are enough to drag me in the cinema.
Fuuuuuuck yes. by PSJ	Jun 25th, 2008 01:01:37 PM
Guy Ritchie is back ladies and gentlemen.
RocknRolla Cola Wars! by Embeedeuce	Jun 25th, 2008 01:09:27 PM
I can't take it anymore! (Everyone!) We didn't start the fire; it was always burning since the world's been turning! We didn't start the fire....
Tom Wilkenson by krazy-kaare	Jun 25th, 2008 01:14:45 PM
Is it just me, or does he look like Carl Reiner in this movie with that bald dome? Flick still looks like tons-o-fun, but I just thought it was Carl Reiner 'till I heard the voice!
sold his soul... by DylanDenham	Jun 25th, 2008 01:21:11 PM
yeah, it looks 'cool', 'fun' etc. but isn't it kinda like Ritchie saying "shit, no-one liked Revolver, better change the names on the snatch script"? As much as people seemed to hate Revolver (which wasn't terrible), I think it might have been interesting to see ONE more film of his, as opposed to this, which seems like the film audiences wanted him to make, i.e. playing it safe. Make sense?
Wanky Spunk? by sleepingtiger	Jun 25th, 2008 01:22:43 PM
Are you sure you didn't mean Monkey Spunk, which this trailer most certainly is? The film will contain more suckage than a Dyson factory.
Why Didn't the Trailer Say... by Aquatarkusman	Jun 25th, 2008 01:24:03 PM
... "From the director of Swept Away"? In any event, anything with Stringer Bell, on a moped looking goofy, is worth seeing in my book. P.S. And come on, no one SAW Revolver, after all.
If RocknRolla had come out by comedian_x	Jun 25th, 2008 01:29:38 PM
one year after Snatch we would have called a perfect conclusion to Guy Ritchie's Pass'n'Quid Trilogy. However, now we live in a world with Layer Cake, Lucky Number Slevin and gulp Smokin' Aces; he's an imitation of himself now.
We've been had before... by slowgraffiti	Jun 25th, 2008 01:35:25 PM
But fuck it, I'm in. Revolver is out generation's Plan 9 from Outer Space, but Lock Stock and Snatch are great.
ROLLING STONE REVIEWED THE DARK KNIGHT by erichaislar	Jun 25th, 2008 01:56:10 PM
http://www.rollingstone.com/re views/movie/16155928/review/21 477208/the_dark_knight
Thanks for posting that review, erichaislar! by flickchick85	Jun 25th, 2008 02:19:59 PM
That totally made my day. Peter Travers is one of the few critics I almost always agree with.
i love how revolver got swept under the rug by Lt. Kaffee	Jun 25th, 2008 02:24:31 PM
it was a piece of crap, though.
Feels like Domino / Smoke'n Aces retreads... by DonKingKong	Jun 25th, 2008 02:33:43 PM
Which were already horrendous retreads. MTV pretentious cool. I feel a migraine coming on...
looks like ass by Cedar_Room	Jun 25th, 2008 02:40:51 PM
even if it does star Super Hans!!
Here we go AGAIN by BADDOGFILMMAN	Jun 25th, 2008 02:43:31 PM
Oh man, I don't want to start the hate but it's the SHAME SHITE again! Locks stocks maguffin was the shotguns, Snatch the diamonds and here (as the identical credits to snatch tell us) is THE PAINTING. I can bet right now the only decent thing in this will be toby cotterril as the rock star. Man, how many more can he get away with? And just imagine the credits for his "sherlock Holmes" udpate. "THE PIPE" (Crackpipe of course) THE WATERFALL (Watson doing golden showers), MORIATY (Please Drew, don't do it!) 10 BAKER STREET (A mockney in a cap). Man it's so tired.
Great cast! by FILMFUNK	Jun 25th, 2008 02:45:40 PM
looks very nice!
7 million Euros. by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Jun 25th, 2008 03:05:03 PM
7 million Euros? It's official. A Euro may have some financial heft to it now, but it still doesn't sound very glamorous. 7 million pounds? 7 million dollars? Now those sound sexy. Even yen and deutchmark roll of the tongue better.
Looks good! by kirttrik	Jun 25th, 2008 03:20:01 PM

Has to be better than SWEPT AWAY by kirttrik	Jun 25th, 2008 03:20:46 PM
No Madonna.
SUPERHANS! by deanamatronix	Jun 25th, 2008 03:25:31 PM
Superhans is in it... if you don't know who Superhans is, well, unlucky for you. The secret ingriedient is crime!
For Piven this looks like Smokin' Aces 2,0. by GQtaste	Jun 25th, 2008 04:03:51 PM
At least try to broaden your horizons Jeremy. Since Smokin Aces was such a piece of shit in the first place.
Looks gay by bRoc	Jun 25th, 2008 04:25:20 PM
But I like funny accents.
if your ritchie you just replace key plot item in every movie by BurgerKing	Jun 25th, 2008 04:28:32 PM
then you make a new movie and people will see it. Shotguns, diamond, painting. Everything else is the same more or less, colourful cast of criminals from different backgrounds introduced with stylized text etc etc. Oh well, like a typical Ritchie flick, it does look entertaining.
Revolver was not a piece of crap. by salamimansam	Jun 25th, 2008 05:03:26 PM
Sorry guys. If you wanted a gunslut movie, Smoking Aces did it, yeah? Revolver on the other hand was a well constructed piece of mind-fuckery. Ritch has made exactly one solid gold piece of crap, and that is called "Swept Away". We can all agree on that. When "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells" came out in theaters, it fucking OWNED the cinema. You simply hadn't seen anything like it at the time. Put that together with Trainspotting, and later, the Matrix, and you have officially killed cinema as it was and started a whole new breed of film-maker. But since we are dealing with some seriously cynical and jaded fat-asses on this site, I guess it follows they would sit around dissing ROCKNROLLA whilst fapping to Smoking Aces (Which was way, way lamer than it should have been btw). Yes. I am actually pissed abou tthis and yes, it is embarrasing to be pissed about something so trivial.
That looks awful by sean bean	Jun 25th, 2008 05:07:47 PM
Terrible, terrible, ungodly awful. I didn't even make it all the way through. I'm ashamed to be British seeing that. Guy Ritchie = One Trick Pony, and it's a shit trick. Fuck off Ritchie and never come back. Never.
Fluff? by Junior Frenger	Jun 25th, 2008 05:19:31 PM
Okay, I'm not really a fan of Ritchie. His movies lack any real depth. He's essentially a limey Tarantino. That being said, he is a superb shooter (much stronger than Tarantino) and appears to be getting better with each picture. This one looks like it could be fun. I'll rent it.
Free The Paedos by coomber	Jun 25th, 2008 05:19:36 PM
Superhans - best comic creation ever!
BEEN THERE, SEEN THAT by Executor	Jun 25th, 2008 05:22:54 PM
Why do talented people constantly remake their own movies in increasingly inferior ways? Nothing unique, original, exciting, or interesting going on here.
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!! by Napolean Solo	Jun 25th, 2008 06:09:37 PM
Anger with the Academy Awards still resonates. CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!!
Solid trailer. Looking forward to it. by bravogolfhotel	Jun 25th, 2008 07:17:12 PM
In the field of the Cockney geezer gangster movie, Ritchie has carved out a respectable niche. If nothing else, it's got a very interesting cast (with the exception of the useless Thandie Newton).
Looks like a straight to DVD title by Dazzler69	Jun 25th, 2008 07:41:11 PM
I can wait.
I wouldn't EVER see a movie called Rocknrolla by JimCurry	Jun 25th, 2008 08:07:39 PM
Me: "One for Rocknrolla?" Ticket booth: "What? Fuck you!"
Quit pretending by Wonko	Jun 25th, 2008 08:41:33 PM
That you didn't love lock stock and snatch. Quit pretending you aren't going to eat this shit up when it hits. You're all a bunch of bitter, lying fags.
Damn You MCMLXXVI by TheyCallMeMisterBay	Jun 25th, 2008 10:53:16 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
That crack is very moreish by nobletoast13	Jun 26th, 2008 06:45:05 AM
I'll see this. I enjoyed Snatch and Lock Stock so why not?
Rock-on-Ritchie...... by Biggerandbetterthanyou	Jun 26th, 2008 07:17:31 AM
Are you retarded? I cant understand how movie buffs such as yourselves, lets face it if you post in AICN you’re a buff, can have a dig at a director for returning to a genre he excels at. Does the name Scorsese ring any bells? Ritchie, at his best, makes cartoons……fast paced, ingenious dialogue and beautifully shot. There’s no denying than even Revolver looked stunning, even if the plot was as hard to digest as a Korean Hotdog with a spicy Kabbalah relish. Let’s just pretend that SW (can’t even bring myself to type the title) never happened…… This will be an entertaining English gangster romp that the kids will be quoting for years to come…… But if your lack of faith turns out to be justified and the milk is sour……then this cat might just have to drink his words. Fingers crossed for a return to form. Rock-on-Ritchie……
Thandie Newton is back in eye candy form... by samuraiyao	Jun 26th, 2008 08:48:47 AM
I thought she was hideous looking in her last movies like crash,Norbit shit like that... She hasn't looked this good since MI2 and it took Guy Ritchie's camera skills to get that look again.. I'll be there opening day...
snatch 2.0? by dalcross	Jun 26th, 2008 10:49:16 AM
More like lock, stock 3. Looks like a right royal cockney barrel of monkeys, make no mistake.
'Revolver' too 'high brow' for the stoopid masses by Dr Gregory House	Jun 26th, 2008 12:30:37 PM
Yep, I sait it.
revolver was trash. by long live the new chris	Jun 26th, 2008 04:44:01 PM
complete and utter trash. this looks a little better.
Revolver too stupid for high masses. by jamestewart007	Jun 26th, 2008 05:49:02 PM
is more accurate.

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