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Several Images From FAST AND FURIOUS Drift Onto The Internets!!

Grand National Regal Turbo! by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 07:46:22 AM
The best part of this movie.
FIRST! by solartaco3	Jun 24th, 2008 07:47:07 AM
yaaay!
Not First! by solartaco3	Jun 24th, 2008 07:47:21 AM
Boooooo!
Furiously fast! Zooooooooom!! by Franklin T Marmoset	Jun 24th, 2008 07:51:47 AM
This series is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine - much like Gilmore Girls, pork pies, and evil slutty women - so I'm looking forward to this new slice of furiousism quite a bit. Justin Lin did a pretty solid job on the third one, I reckon, and my only real disappointment with this new one is we don't appear to be getting Lucas Black back again. That is a shame.
I really hate the word franchise. by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 24th, 2008 07:52:35 AM

"trying to bag the killer of a one of the girls from the first f by tonagan	Jun 24th, 2008 07:57:36 AM
The extra "a" in that sentence made me read-a the whole-a story in an Italian accent.
I can´t wait by CuervoJones	Jun 24th, 2008 07:58:03 AM
to get out of the office. I don´t really need to see that movie.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jun 24th, 2008 08:03:11 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
The FnF Brand reclaims by Diagnostic	Jun 24th, 2008 08:04:33 AM
its lost glory!
i really liked tokyo drift .... by JeanLuc Dickhard	Jun 24th, 2008 08:07:38 AM
damn you paul walker
Unless he's reversing, or the truck is reversing by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 08:08:57 AM
They're never going to pull this manouver off successfully
poor vin diesel by lex romero	Jun 24th, 2008 08:11:53 AM
I won't be back for the xXx and fast and the furious sequels! I'm onto bigger and better things! flash forward 5 years oh erm, what's that? Another fast the furious sequel? God yes please i need this!
Woopidy doo! by TheJake	Jun 24th, 2008 08:14:54 AM
Yay! Vin Diesel and Paul Walker? In the same film?? I smell Oscar!!
Weren't Vin Diesel and Paul Walker supposed to be... by TVguy4566	Jun 24th, 2008 08:16:40 AM
Superstars by now. Other than that crappy Jessica Alba movie that was unwatchable even with Alba in a bikini for most of the movie, what has Walker done since the FAF movies? Also, I guess Vin's expectations of being this generation's Arnold Schwartenegger have finally been set straight.
I'm looking forward to this by MRJONZ72	Jun 24th, 2008 08:16:44 AM
I really like the 1st and 3rd films. For some reason I only watched the 2nd one once. I didnt dislike it. Had fun but not as much fun as the 1st and 3rd. Thanks to whoever for breathing fresh air in the franchise by having drifting in it, not to mention Lucas Black solid direction by Justin Lin and of course Sonny Chiba!
Dear MCMLXXVI by Franklin T Marmoset	Jun 24th, 2008 08:19:58 AM
I'm worried about you, mate. I know you won't answer me, but I am reaching out to you as a compassionate human being to express my concern for your mental well-being. Sure, I can sort of respect your commitment to damning Michael Bay via the innernet tubes, but I am worried that you have become so compelled to post the same message in every AICN talkback that you have damaged your psyche in some way. Please remember that your psyche is a precious thing - you only get one, so don't throw it away with this bizarre OCD-like obsession you have nurtured. I want the best for you, MCMLXXVI. I want you to be well. And let's face it, if there is such a thing as damnation, we can be pretty sure Michael Bay will receive it shortly after the cocaine-induced myocardial infarction he will one day suffer in the silk-sheeted bed of a hooker half his age. So why don't you let nature take its course and put this damning business to rest? All the best. Your friend, Frank.
Vin and Paul's careers have obviously hit rock bottom by judge dredds fresh undies	Jun 24th, 2008 08:21:44 AM
theyve both come back for the FOURTH?! fast and the furious movie.
So wait, it's not THE fast and THE furious...? by AdrianVeidt	Jun 24th, 2008 08:23:11 AM
They simply removed the article and are now adjectives instead of nouns? Interesting... That's not going to confuse ANYONE.
To all the people who hate MCMLXXVI by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 08:23:34 AM
Get the fuck over it. it's an AICN delight to have him.
Agree on career diagnosis by beelkay	Jun 24th, 2008 08:23:50 AM
I would also love to think that this is a straight-to-DVD movie, but I have a feeling the last one did well enough that it'll get a theatrical release. What crap...
Damn you Steven Spielberg by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 08:26:27 AM
Damn you Steven Spielberg
Damn you Entertainment Weekly by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 08:27:44 AM
Damn you Entertainment Weekly
Clarification for Bender by Franklin T Marmoset	Jun 24th, 2008 08:28:26 AM
I don't hate MCMLXXVI. I am worried about him. I picture the guy huddled red-eyed over a PC in his bedroom, rocking back and forth, his skin yellowing from the lack of sunlight as he stays firmly in place awaiting the newest articles on which he can post his mantra. That is not healthy, Bender. That is not healthy at all. I care about the guy and would like to see him set down his Bay baggage and get on with a well-adjusted life.
Damn you bedtime by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 08:28:48 AM
Damn you bedtime
What was wrong with 4 Fast, 4 Furious? by dr_buggerlugs	Jun 24th, 2008 08:29:03 AM
It's a perfectly fine and sensible title...well to be honest what is sensible about this whole franchise? To be fair, the first one is a guilty pleasure of mine. And to answer why Vin and Walker are NOT superstars by now; simply because the moviegoing public simply decided they weren't superstars and never went to see A Man Apart and Eight Below...
Dear MCMLXXVI by samuraiyao	Jun 24th, 2008 08:31:07 AM
You got any other phrases you want to spit out... I'm tired of hearing the same damn thing over and over like "Damn You Micheal Bay!"
by dr_buggerlugs	Jun 24th, 2008 08:31:20 AM
...and hence they're doing another Furious film because it was probably the only time the public actually gave a damn about 'em.
Actually Frank, by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 08:32:51 AM
I see that in most of the regulars here, i don't want to name names. In the case of MC ... well.... i see someone with a big fat smile on their dial and for some reason, i always laugh when i see his latest post. i don't know why. they just keep getting funnier. (the day will come he'll say something different) seriously, the guy has tapped into a form of marketing.
More Faster, More Furiouser by SkinJob69	Jun 24th, 2008 08:38:38 AM

I was just thinking, "Where's the F&F sequel update?" by SkinJob69	Jun 24th, 2008 08:39:43 AM
F this lame ass franchise
MCMLXXVI by BigFo	Jun 24th, 2008 08:41:35 AM
Is fine. God bless his consistency. I would rather get rid of "internets". That stopped being funny long ago.
Damn You Ted Nugent by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jun 24th, 2008 08:44:07 AM
for disbanding Damn Yankees
And a Roger Corman title as well starring John Ireland. by Uncapie	Jun 24th, 2008 08:46:16 AM
Hey, Merrick; where's my X-Files 2: I Want To Believe" panel review?
At least in Tokyo drift by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 08:49:40 AM
They had some actual stunts. It wasn't as if they were hitting the NOS injectors every 10 minutes. And the fact in F&F 1, the speedometers really didn't go above 120 in a line wasn't impressive. I pro-streeted a camaro that would do 165 before mods. Anyn stock WRX can do better than 120.
Frankie... by just pillow talk	Jun 24th, 2008 08:53:08 AM
I had tears in my eyes from your passionate plea to MCM. The CoC will pray for him. FREE XIPHOS!
Fast and Furious news van by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye	Jun 24th, 2008 09:04:25 AM
But it's not all current events, Walker says. "Who doesn't like fast cars and hot women?" Oh good. for a second there I was worried.
KINGDOM_OF_THE_CRYSTAL_SKULLFUCK by Dominic-Vobiscum	Jun 24th, 2008 09:05:57 AM
Puppet Master is the best thing Full Moon ever made. Sure "Curse of", "Retro", and " vs Demonic Toys" are awful, but 1-5 are all great.
I wouldn't worry about MCMLXXVI. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 24th, 2008 09:07:12 AM
I'm pretty sure he/she is a ghost-handle for another Talkbacker.
Leave MCMLXXVI alone by Sequitur	Jun 24th, 2008 09:07:18 AM
He can go into any comic book convention and say: "I post on AICN and type 'Damn you Michael Bay!'...Autograph line forms to the right" He gets to set on panels and sign screenshots of his postings while screaming his catchphrase over and over again. Can any of you do that??
FREE XIPHOS!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 24th, 2008 09:07:33 AM

yeah by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye	Jun 24th, 2008 09:08:22 AM
i second the don't fuck with puppet master movement. love those sick little fuckers.
Any word by Series7	Jun 24th, 2008 09:10:08 AM
On that Deep Blue Sea sequel? I care about that more. Its sad to think it, but I feel that Death Race will own this movie.....
When is 'A Man Apart 2, The Beginning' filming? by Baron Karza	Jun 24th, 2008 09:18:55 AM
Oh yea, next season in hell.
I like MCMLXXVI. by Knuckleduster	Jun 24th, 2008 09:19:02 AM
He's the one thing in life you can always depend on. Don't ever die, MCMLXXVI.
Fasting Furiously by DarthBakpao	Jun 24th, 2008 09:23:55 AM

Yes, that's all well and good... by AgentArchangel	Jun 24th, 2008 09:29:07 AM
...but how long's the movie?
i liked tokyo drift.. by addyadam	Jun 24th, 2008 09:29:29 AM
That movie surprised the hell out of me, i never liked the series but that movie changed my mind, ill give this a chance.
MCMLXXVI is my hero by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 09:29:36 AM
Once Had Yummy Labia!!!!
It's like playing slot machines... by wowsucks	Jun 24th, 2008 09:34:52 AM
You keep dumping money in even when you know your going to lose yet keep repeating yourself.
Big Wheels, Pedal Karts and Segways? by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 09:37:08 AM
Does this mean we're talking about Michael Bay now?
quick and mad by ArcadianDS	Jun 24th, 2008 09:37:56 AM
im pretty sure thats how this movie's title will translate into the German cinema.
Eventhough I like Michael Bay... by ganymede3010	Jun 24th, 2008 09:40:53 AM
MCMXXVI never ceases to garner a chuckle out of me.
THE HAPPENING haiku by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 09:47:40 AM
the toxic wind blows as the passenger train stops m night nukes the fridge.
Where is by nukethefridge	Jun 24th, 2008 09:48:36 AM
Jurassic Park iv??????
"The fast and the eco-friendly" by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 09:55:32 AM
They will race an electric "Tesla" car vs solar powered "Sunraycer." This time, it's not about all out speed, it's about distance before recharge.
How bour "4 The Fast And The Furious" by Virtual Satyr	Jun 24th, 2008 10:07:08 AM
Because this movie will be For The Fast And The Furious.
MCMLXXVI by skimn	Jun 24th, 2008 10:11:08 AM
Got a red carpet shout out from Michael Bay himself at the premiere of Transformers. Well, not personally, but Bay did comment on online statements like "Damn you, and you raped my childhood", so MCMLXXVI, your work does not go unnoticed.
"Fast and 4ious" by David Cloverfield	Jun 24th, 2008 10:13:33 AM
That's a way better title.
bour =bout by Virtual Satyr	Jun 24th, 2008 10:16:07 AM
BTW
Walker "Fast" and Diesel "Furious"--maybe these are codenames no by MCVamp	Jun 24th, 2008 10:16:17 AM
This could be the new Tango and Cash, people! Can't wait for the next one, maybe they'll whip out the rare sub-sub-titile: "Fast and Furious II: The Fast & The Furious V: Faster & Furiouser"
I was hoping they had an actual picture of Vin Diesel by Garbageman33	Jun 24th, 2008 10:19:59 AM
Swallowing his pride. Or Paul Walker with his tail between his legs. That would've been fitting.
Continental Drift by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 10:20:36 AM
This time it's TETONIC!
TECTONIC that is... by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 10:22:18 AM

I'm so glad Lethal Weapon ... by Henry Jones Sr	Jun 24th, 2008 10:26:01 AM
... was made in the 80s and 90s, because it means the four movies were saved from being called Lethal Weapon, followwed by Lethal Weapon: Stopping Power, then Only The Lethalest Weapon Survives, and finally 4: The Gang's All Here. I absolutely despise all these modern sequel titles.
Can't wait, in three years by skimn	Jun 24th, 2008 10:26:44 AM
for Spike TV to run all four back-to-back. This would be their speed.
So if this movie fails... by timryanokane	Jun 24th, 2008 10:32:02 AM
Vin's career is officially over, right? hmmm.. I have mixed feelings now. I equate it to the following statement: If a tree falls in the forest, and noone is around to see it, does anyone give a shit?
Vin Diesel by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 10:33:51 AM
Truly can act the gamut of emotions all the way from A to C. He has a few characters XXX, F&F and Riddick that don't require any actual acting. He's become a movie prop. Paul Walker is a poster-boy for an acute need for acting classes.
Long Live MCMLXXVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by santi01	Jun 24th, 2008 10:34:02 AM
Michael Bay shall be damned damnit!
Franklin T Marmoset by Flying Spaghetti Monster	Jun 24th, 2008 10:40:42 AM
MCMLXXVI has been damning Mike Bay for a long time. Its just people like you are now starting to notice it. Let him damn in peace, will yah?
Other "mini franchises" of note by skimn	Jun 24th, 2008 10:50:26 AM
Ahhh, who can forgot Darkman 2 & 3. Or The Skulls 2 and 3. Still can't beat the grandaddy, The Howling, that made it all the way up to 6!! Oh Hollywood, your money grabbing ways are inspirational.
Do we really need this movie? by Lords_of_Light	Jun 24th, 2008 10:51:41 AM
I mean, c'mon people... Why does Hollywood consistently churn out this crap? How about something ORIGINAL?
Anagram for FAST AND FURIOUS by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 10:53:10 AM
"Or I'd stuff a anus"
MCMLXXVI by rogueleader66	Jun 24th, 2008 10:53:50 AM
Is just a mindless moron with nothing intelligent to say, and the people who "admire" him? I don;t even know what to say about them. I don;t love MB by any stretch of th imagination so I am in no way defending him, but good god, there is nothing funny or amusing or admirable about seeing "Damn you Michael Bay" in every single god damn talkback.
Lords Of Light by rogueleader66	Jun 24th, 2008 10:56:23 AM
Hollywood lost it's imagination and originality a lonnnnnnng time ago, and it doesn't look like they will ever get it back. For the few quality films we get, we get a dozen lumps of crap. But I still hold out a small grain of hope that someday someone will wake up and see the problem.
Look, I loves me some tuner car action... by rotgut1	Jun 24th, 2008 11:02:07 AM
but these movies are HORRIBLE! I tried watching a couple of them last week, just to see if I would enjoy them more, but man if they don't suck. I would rather get a proctology exam that watch two minutes of these crappy movies.
"Paul Walker is a poster-boy for an acute need for acting classe by rotgut1	Jun 24th, 2008 11:04:31 AM
And that's not an opinion. That's a fact. The guy couldn't act if someone had a gun to his head.
Great if you're 12 years old. by Sappers Forward	Jun 24th, 2008 11:06:22 AM
These movies are geared for people with the mentality of a prepubescent boy. Perhaps they could ramp up the writing a little for us adults. I watched the first one, and thought, "ok, stupid, but whatever.". Then the second, "Fuck this movie sucked". Then the third, "Somebody please shoot me in the head.". Granted I didn't pay to see them...God bless the internet.
Walker was in Running Scared by Punch_Drunk	Jun 24th, 2008 11:30:38 AM
Which was an awesome flick. He wasn't wooden in the role either, actually showed signs of life.
rogueleader by skimn	Jun 24th, 2008 11:32:04 AM
I think those "defending" MCM, are doing so in a, the dude's harmless kind of way. That his little Bay rant has bothered some may say more about those he has bothered, than MCM himself.
MCM by rogueleader66	Jun 24th, 2008 11:43:56 AM
I suppose he his harmless, kinda like the village idiot that everyone just kinda laughs at. So damn on MCM.
Running Scared by skimn	Jun 24th, 2008 11:47:09 AM
was a great "pulpy" cop/crime drama. Maybe Walker was better than usual is because he wasn't cast as the standard pretty boy generic role.
rotgut1 by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 11:49:34 AM
...I could have sworn I saw him ad-lib a cough, but no...it was an actual cough.
I'd rather see Vin... by eXcommunicated	Jun 24th, 2008 12:18:10 PM
...get a new director and producer and make a new Chronicles of Riddick installment.
Tokyo Drift is the most entertaining by Vern	Jun 24th, 2008 12:19:43 PM
because of Lucas Black and the Tokyo setting. But I still say 2 Fast 2 Furious doesn't get enough credit for its sheer ridiculousness. I mean, right at the beginning you see the Universal logo get covered in chrome and bounce up and down on hydraulics! Then there's the girl in the pink car, Ludacris giving them "surprises" like making them jump a bridge and the video game style "go do this, now go do this" structure to the story. I don't know, I am on the damning Michael Bay side, so I understand hating moronic movies, but for some reason 2 Fast 2 Furious's complete commitment to stupidity is entertaining to me.
The Fast and the Furious 4: Furiously Fast by Moviekiller	Jun 24th, 2008 12:39:56 PM

these movies by HANSOLOS_CARBONITEFROZENPENIS	Jun 24th, 2008 12:46:54 PM
are so fucking unbelievable, like the bridge jump, it's just funny as hell... and it is entertaining. the dialog is retarded, especially that guy on Vin's team in the first movie sounds like he's yelling at everything when he speaks, or ja rule yelling monica. just funny shit
You'd think after Riddick.... by BendersShinyAss	Jun 24th, 2008 01:37:52 PM
... they'd be pumping cash into more of those films. oh well. Vin Deisels gotta eat
Vin Diesel in a "D&D DARK SUN" flick? by Pumpkinjoe	Jun 24th, 2008 01:42:07 PM
A buddy of mine owns a game store in sanat monica, told me that last year, one of Vin's people came in and bought up all the old D&D DARK SUN game books. He said it was for research Vin was doing for a DARK SUN movie he is working on. I wonder if this is still in the works?
FAST AND THE FURIOUS 4:OAKLAND SIDESHOW by g-ride9000	Jun 24th, 2008 01:55:35 PM
GET HYPHY THIS SUMMER
Is this the last one? by Spandau Belly	Jun 24th, 2008 02:03:12 PM
Does anybody know if they're claiming to be wrapping up this series with this installment? I think it's great they got the whole original cast back together. Personally, I hope there's one more after this then they pack it in. Or do a franchise smash-up called The Fast and The Furious Versus The Transporter. Hell, I'd write that.
What if MCMLXXVI only speaks those... by Darth Macchio	Jun 24th, 2008 02:05:07 PM
...4 words? Seriously. What if its some form of mutant Tourette's syndrome and he can only say the phrase "Damn you, Michael Bay" in different inflections. For example, MCMLXXVI goes to Publix and wants a Boar's Head Ultimate sandwich. The lady behind the deli counter asks, "What kind of cheese?". And MCMLXXVI goes, "Damn you Michael Bay?" and the lady goes, "Oh, we're out of provolone. How 'bout Swiss?" And MCMLXXVI goes, "Damn you, Michael Bay." and she proceeds to layer on the Swiss. See? Like the word "Dude" which is chameleon-like in its ability to convey numerous emotions just by different vocal inflections, maybe that phrase is as well? Perhaps MCMLXXVI is on a level we cannot even begin to perceive, much less understand.
"And to answer why Vin and Walker are NOT superstars by now; sim by togmeister	Jun 24th, 2008 02:19:28 PM
Eight Below was a cute movie and did just fine at the box office, albeit probably more on the back of the pooches. I actually WANT Vin to have a hit so he and David Twohy can regian enough clout to complete the Riddick trilogy. Seriously. Pitch Black was fantastic, and Chronicles, while flawed, did at least have that awesome escape sequence on the prison world, where Vin and his gang have to outrun the dawn or they're literally toast. I'd rather have Riddick 3 to look forward to than F&F 4,5,6 etc...
Tokyo Drift is the least exciting by AlwaysThere	Jun 24th, 2008 02:19:33 PM
because of Lucas Black and the Tokyo setting. 2 Fast, 2 Furious is completely forgettable. And Point Break, err, The Fast and The Furious is the most exciting because how well we were introduced to that culture. Vin and Walker are good together, the story, though predictable, still keeps you engaged, and it's well paced. Tokyo Drift sucked because of the awkward lead actor, the badly, really badly handled fish out of water storyline. Sung Kang has a lot of charm and charisma, but he couldn't save those scenes because the dialogue sucked and he had to act against Lucas Black. Oh and, Eva Mendez > Jordanna Brewster > Nathalie (Razor Blade commercials) Kelley
Doesn't anyone shed a tear for the promise by skimn	Jun 24th, 2008 02:22:18 PM
of John Singleton's career, who started like a house on fire with Boyz N The Hood? From the youngest director nominated for an Oscar to the director of a sequel to some Rob Cohen schlock, and onward to the A-Team? I don't mean he had to become the next issue-orientated director, but his plate has filled up with a fair amount of junk food.
by mystory64	Jun 24th, 2008 02:25:28 PM
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 4: RISE OF THE TRUCKER HUMPER
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 4: RISE OF THE TRUCKER HUMPER by mystory64	Jun 24th, 2008 02:26:56 PM
Fucking macs fucked up my post... oh well...
bag the killer of a one of the girls from the first film by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 24th, 2008 02:34:13 PM
"DAMMIT! I can't belive they killed her!" "Yeah, we should go find the killer, maybe pin a beatin' to him." "Hell yeah!" --crickets sound around them-- "Hey, uh...you hungry?" "I could eat I suppose." "Good, let's go grab some beers and kick back a while." "Like 5+ years or so?" "Yeah...sounds about right."
despite bad acting and lame plot... by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 02:34:53 PM
Tokyo drifts action was far more intruiging than the other two. It wasn't just linear speed, the drift stunts were very cool. Now about the polt holes and the totally implausible scenarios...
Oh, and Harry, maybe you can substantiate this.... by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 24th, 2008 02:36:41 PM
...but is it true that Michelle Rodriguez will NOT use a stunt drunk driver?
Fuck it. I love these movies. Make 4 more. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 24th, 2008 02:46:24 PM
Why the hell not? Seen the trailer for Disaster Movie? They should show shit like that at Gitmo. That's real fucking torture. Divert those funds into more F+F magic.
Fast and Furious and Broke by WickedJester	Jun 24th, 2008 02:51:48 PM
..oh my!
Anyway by WickedJester	Jun 24th, 2008 02:54:19 PM
I love how people take movies like this personally. It isn't trying to be the next (insert classic movie everyone compares to), just dumb 'popcorn' fun.
FAST & FURIOUS 4-EVER by MR. MURDOCH	Jun 24th, 2008 02:56:02 PM
Why didn't they use that title...? That's what I expected after "2 Fast"'s level of title capability... I'm pretty surprised Diesel came back to this franchise -- a sign that his career really hasn't taken off the way he probably wanted it to. I've always had mixed feelings on Ol' Vin. I enjoyed the first Fast & Furious purely on its adrenaline level. The second or third don't interest me without him in them. I actually like Pitch Black AND Chronicles of Riddick, so sue me. But the rest of his output...I have no interest in...
F&F 10: Hovercars by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 03:04:38 PM
In this outing, Vin Diesel signed on to stop collecting unemployment. Paul Walker was homeless altogeather. In this futuristic romp, they let the NOS pressure go with the latest Japanese subcompact sport hovercars.
I like MCM.... by Neil_the_Sheep	Jun 24th, 2008 03:08:47 PM
I have nothing to say about the fast and furious movies...just not my thing I guess. I respect MCM because unlike all the whiny babies on here that bitch about their childhood being raped until the next thing comes out and they forget all about it, MCM is sticking to it, and God bless him for it. He means business.
Free Freds Balls by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar	Jun 24th, 2008 03:27:29 PM
Free Them!
As much ass as it might suck by toxicbuddha	Jun 24th, 2008 04:21:54 PM
It gets a modicum of love for giving you all a chance to flex your funny muscle. You guys know damn well you would be miserable if every film made was a gem. I couldn't care less about this thing, but I read the Talkback and try no to do spit takes.
TBH by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 04:33:51 PM
I saw F&F in a Florida "Suds and cinema" theater. The movie cost me $3.50 to see. I got to sit at a table, and was served lowenbrau draught with one of those really poofy pretzels and mustard. I expected silly summer fun, and actually enjoyed it in that setting. I highly recommend seeing some of the questionable movies in this fashion.
Next title: by BizarroJerry	Jun 24th, 2008 04:52:22 PM
"FaFu"
Lea Thompson circa 1988 by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 04:58:55 PM
HMMMM.... when I think hot snatch of 1988...Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear...whadda sandwich...
Too bad Justin Lin by PumpyMcAss	Jun 24th, 2008 05:08:43 PM
is stuck making these shitstains. I was looking forward to following his career after his debut feature. I suppose that's also how I used to feel about John Singleton. Damn you shitty movie franchise!
anybody hear this is a prequel to... by RKO2285	Jun 24th, 2008 05:20:08 PM
2 fast 2 furious?? with han from tokoyo drift making an appearance... one of my buddies was telling me this but I haven't heard this..
Upcoming Sequels by symphy	Jun 24th, 2008 05:33:41 PM
5 = Fast. Furious. 6 = Fastfurious 7 = Fastious. 8 = Fis. 9 = .
Can't wait by slone13	Jun 24th, 2008 05:34:43 PM
When it comes to guilty pleasures, the original Fast and the Furious is way up there for me.
then... by symphy	Jun 24th, 2008 05:35:23 PM
10 = Level X: The Fast and the Furious Ten - The Kingdom of the Crystal Carburetor
I know how they can save money making it. by br1947	Jun 24th, 2008 06:07:45 PM
Just take Speed Racer and add a 3 minute scene at the end with Diesel waking up and swearing never to eat shrooms again.
I liked the third one. Did anyone else? by Cotton McKnight	Jun 24th, 2008 06:23:12 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing whatshisface in this one. The guy from Friday Night Lights.
America's Got Talent by Det. John Kimble	Jun 24th, 2008 07:05:57 PM
It's just not in this movie.
Fast And Furious. by Cujo_Fugate	Jun 24th, 2008 07:20:26 PM
Awful. Just Awful.
Fast and Furious: People leaving Transformers 2 by br1947	Jun 24th, 2008 07:22:01 PM

Damn You MCMLXXVI by TheyCallMeMisterBay	Jun 24th, 2008 07:37:57 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
Vin run out of Pitch Black movies? by XxSoulFlyxX	Jun 24th, 2008 08:02:01 PM
or better yet, what about Pacifier 2? I was so waiting for that. It should be about a killer after one of the girls from the first movie.
Vin Diesel gotta eat!!! by Dogmatic	Jun 25th, 2008 12:55:10 AM
Why is dropping of the "the" article considered a different title....unless they are going for Fast and Furious a la "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" or "Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid" which case I guess that Paul Walker is Fast and Vin Diesel is Furious? Anyone?
Dogmatic... by MR. MURDOCH	Jun 25th, 2008 01:05:41 AM
Lionsgate decided to release JOHN RAMBO as simply...RAMBO...(hmmm, where have we heard that before??) and no one gave a shit, so Universal probably figures the same about this film's target audience...(SIGH...)
The question is... by MR. MURDOCH	Jun 25th, 2008 01:11:00 AM
What will they call the inevitable REBOOT that will happen in, oh, ten years time...perhaps five?? FAST AND FUCK YOU WE HAVE YOUR MONEY FIVE ?? (In fact that's about the only thing "memorable" about "Incredible" Hulk -- Marvel's balls to completely shaft Ang Lee's version only five years later)
Yeah Murdoch I liked Incredible Hulk but by Dogmatic	Jun 25th, 2008 01:15:59 AM
I felt like they could have kept the same origin that was established in Hulk. That was a good origin movie...and this movie coulda just gone off of that one. It ended with Banner hiding in the jungle anyway. Makes sense he woulda eventually got down to Brazil. Sure the direction style would be radically different but that has been done before in other film series. I think that they coulda just omitted that origin sequence at the beginning which was like the TV series version and just played this one off as a sequel and it woulda worked As is one little sequence in the opening credits jacked that up and jacked up Ang Lee's whole movie as invalid...I cry foul! Otherwise I dug Incredible Hulk as the logical continuation of the story and Hulk ...well...smashing.
..was it just me by PowerRing	Jun 25th, 2008 07:18:44 AM
Or did Ang Lee's hulk seem stronger, and angrier than the new hulk?
MR. MURDOCH by Knuckleduster	Jun 25th, 2008 07:44:48 AM
I cared. John Rambo sounds way cooler than just "Rambo".
PowerRing by Knuckleduster	Jun 25th, 2008 07:45:35 AM
You're kidding, right?
Knuckleduster by PowerRing	Jun 25th, 2008 08:06:01 AM
I can't be anything else except facetious. I am actually sick of the whole argument. I am especially sick of idiots that continually derail a talk back by somehow injecting a totally unrelated reference to the hulk controversy. "IJAM" "It's just a movie"
PowerRing by Knuckleduster	Jun 25th, 2008 08:50:16 AM
Uhm, okay. I don't really understand what you're saying. What argument? What controversy? I think I missed something. Anyway, I thought you made a joke. The new Hulk actually hit someone with his fist and threw a rock at God, so I think he's much angrier. Are we arguing? I'm sorry?
umm.. nevermind by PowerRing	Jun 25th, 2008 08:59:43 AM
Back to our regularly scheduled thread.
I think we killed this talkback. by Knuckleduster	Jun 25th, 2008 09:13:52 AM
Shit.
I like the Hulk for all the reasons Dogmatic didn't. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 25th, 2008 10:37:42 AM
It had a better origin story, was more like the tv show, and best of all, it allows us to forget the Ang Lee movie completely. If it was a continuation, then people who suffered through the Ang Lee version would have been reminded of it, and people who are new to the series would have watched it. Yes it was that bad. That movie ruined the reputation of Nick Nolte- remember when he was arrested for driving drunk and his mugshot looked like he had turned into a hobo? That's because he was filming that stupid movie at the time. The movie is cursed I tell you.
Paul Walker and Vin Diesel strike me as by BLEST	Jun 25th, 2008 12:08:06 PM
the Wal-Mart versions of Matthew McCaughnhey and The Rock, respectively.
Buick Grand Nationals by ewokstew	Jun 25th, 2008 12:51:08 PM
are faster than hell. I remember being at the racetrack in the late 80's and seeing one of them lay a serious beating on practically anything that it ran against, including a big block Chevelle. All it had was the stock 3.8 liter, a modified chip and some exhaust tweaks. That thing was freaking evil.
Buick GN/GNX by PowerRing	Jun 25th, 2008 03:04:02 PM
The GN was about 245hp stock, it could seat 5 comfortably and still get into the low/mid 14's in the 1/4. Simple mods, external to the engine could net 12 second 1/4 miles, without NOS. The GNX, a $30K big brother was 300hp, and did 13's stock, and could be tweaked for 11's. Great car in it's day, and it was rev-limited so it didn't totally roast the vette of the day.
I don't get all of the Paul Walker bashing... by Mecha-Mugatu	Jun 25th, 2008 03:11:55 PM
The guy was awesome in "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith". Just goes to show what results you can get in a capable director like George Lucas....
Cotton McKnight by Second Try	Jun 25th, 2008 03:24:03 PM
That's right, though Nick Nolte deserved it for playing such an awful character.

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