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by jaws8u
Jun 24th, 2008
02:12:45 AM
They're Eating Her...
by Zeegloo
Jun 24th, 2008
02:14:08 AM
And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD!!
You know, they're remaking Troll...
by Sledge Hammer
Jun 24th, 2008
02:22:39 AM
...and with a 25 million dollar budget to boot. That's right. Troll remake. 25 million dollar budget. Hard to compute, isn't it?
This *has* to be filmed...
by FilmCritic3000
Jun 24th, 2008
02:32:46 AM
They need to film this weekend's event and then place it on a special edition "Troll 2" DVD, complete with commentaries and a ton of extras. Hell, they could even couple it with Michael Stephenson (Joshua from "Troll 2")'s soon-to-be-released documentary about the film's cult status, "Best Worst Movie". I'd buy it and so would many others. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to tighten my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!"
by Mike_D
Jun 24th, 2008
02:53:42 AM
Bwhahahahaha!!!!!
This seems like an epic event
by xevoid
Jun 24th, 2008
02:56:58 AM
Too bad Ive never heard of this movie. If I want bad movies, I'll stick with Hamburger: the Motion Picture. Or Manos: Hand of Fate. Also, it's in Utah. Which sucks, because Utah is to a State as Etch a Sketch is to art. And they arrest ravers there. So fuck them. But I hope they don't arrest all you Troll 2 aficianados. Fuck Utah. That is all.
OK, this is bullshit
by xevoid
Jun 24th, 2008
03:04:18 AM
I have just seen 10 mintues of trailer footage from this movie
by xevoid
Jun 24th, 2008
03:13:49 AM
Ive never seen this movie. Nver heard of it. I vaguely remember seeing scenes of it before they invented Straight to Video or DVD.

This is not a good bad movie. This is a bad bad movie. This is basically a bad 80s porn flick without the sex. This is like Flesh Gordon but without the Flesh. It's like Hamburger The Motion Picture but without the coolness of a bad Skinemax movie. It's stupid, but not in a good way.

What about Look whos talking 2? The trailer gives me nothing to go on, except that it is stupid in an incompetent way, as if the director, italian no less, knew he was making apiece of crap but did not care. The great Shitty move directors of the 70's at least thought they were making something decent.

What am I missing here. Defend this crap. Why would I want to go to Utah, a shit state to begin with run by a bunch of theocratic polygamist cultists whose only claim to fame is nice ski country and a bigass salt lake. I can see bad movies here in San Francisco at my local chinese theater. I respect the importance of celebrating Stupdity, but this is stupidity, not Stupidity.
Never saw Troll 2...
by veebeeyes
Jun 24th, 2008
03:21:17 AM
But it seems ironic that we have an article praising its ineptitude, and then about two articles down to see a talkback villifying another movie's ineptitude. You know, if it's that fucking bad, why would I want to see Troll 2?
Defending Troll 2
by MetiphisLabs
Jun 24th, 2008
03:36:25 AM
It's hilarious to watch in a group. I win.
Quest for the Mighty Sword
by red_weed
Jun 24th, 2008
03:46:12 AM
I grabbed that for a buck, ex-rental. some friends came over and we chucked it on. my god it was the greatest night ever
want some
by TheMcflyFarm
Jun 24th, 2008
04:15:10 AM
joshua?
No Rifftraxed version?
by Galva
Jun 24th, 2008
05:01:16 AM
C'mon!
You can't remake "Troll"!
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 24th, 2008
05:36:16 AM
Because that woman who plagiarized its contents, including the name "Harry Potter", will sue you for plagiarizing that name that you had created!
I hope you're joking Stalin...
by Frijole
Jun 24th, 2008
06:33:19 AM
Because if you aren't then you have never seen TROLL or read a Harry Potter book... or either. The Harry Potter stories have exactly one thing in common with TROLL... a lead character named Harry Potter. That's it. That's all. Nothing else. And Harry Potter is as common a name. Not John Smith common, but common nonetheless... especially in the UK.
xevoid
by Dwide Shrewd
Jun 24th, 2008
06:55:27 AM
Other than being a complete bigot, you're just proving to us all that you've never even been to Utah. Beautiful state, nice people, you're an idiot.
J.K. Rowling RIPPED OFF "TROLL" for her Harry Potter books.
by Mike_D
Jun 24th, 2008
07:07:37 AM
its so fucking obvious. DERR!!
veebeeyes...
by loafroaster
Jun 24th, 2008
08:18:32 AM
Troll 2 is the type of film that is SO bad, so 'what where they thinking', that it's great to watch with a group of friends, getting drunk and laughing your ass off at. It's in the same category as, say, the Wicker Man remake, or Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Worth the price of admission...
by loafroaster
Jun 24th, 2008
08:20:51 AM
...for lines such as "NOOOO! Think of the cholesterol!", "You don't piss on hospitality, I WON'T ALLOW IT!", and the aforementioned pissing-on-the-table scene.
Worst movie of all time
by Sithdan
Jun 24th, 2008
08:55:07 AM
For years I thought I was the only one who had ever seen this movie. I rented it from our local video store back in 1991 or so and even as a 12-year-old thought Troll 2 was the worst movie I'd ever seen. Nothing holds a candle to Troll 2, not Manos the Hands of Fate, not Plan 9 From Outer Space...Troll 2 is in a league of its own. Pure cinematic garbage...but fun garbage.
trolls
by jackofhearts29
Jun 24th, 2008
09:07:27 AM
Will all the talkback trolls be there to receive their Trollie Awards? As for me, I'll be at the Haterz Awards making my acceptance speech that day
I liked the first troll movie
by Frizzurd
Jun 24th, 2008
10:00:55 AM
Movies with rubber monsters are awesome even if they only appear randomly for a few seconds like in Ghoulies. I had my first gay crush on that Noah Hathaway guy.
When is Gymkata-Fest?
by Nice Marmot
Jun 24th, 2008
10:01:46 AM
THAT, my tool friends, is the best so-bad-its-good flick ever. EVER!
Troll Fans? Just...Get...Laid...Would You?
by Read and Shut Up
Jun 24th, 2008
10:35:33 AM
Beyond the pale. Mother McCreedy.
I just hope I don't get HUNGER PANGS!
by The 6th Conchord
Jun 24th, 2008
10:59:26 AM
Guess which troll is the Final Cylon. That is all.
Ghoulies OWNS troll
by TheBloop
Jun 24th, 2008
11:15:12 AM
Ghoulies is film that deserves this kind of treatment. Even Critters owns Troll's ass. Now Fuck off....
How is Rocky Horror inept?
by krushjudgement
Jun 24th, 2008
11:17:09 AM
I always thought it was tongue in cheek.
rifftrax troll2
by ribbitking
Jun 24th, 2008
11:25:11 AM
the riff is with Mike and another guy i haven't heard riff anything before... you can see part of it on youtube, but it's actually available ondemand thru rifftrax site... I haven't heard the whole thing yet but seems good.
krushjudgement took words out of my mouth...
by brodiebruce_405
Jun 24th, 2008
12:17:22 PM
I guess they just mean it has a rampant cult following, but it sure does read stupid.
damn
by Gungan Slayer
Jun 24th, 2008
12:35:55 PM
sounds like a lot of fun.
If you want unintentional hilarity
by fiester
Jun 24th, 2008
01:02:15 PM
I would recommend either of the Spike Lee films "Do The Right Thing" or "Jungle Fever". Now those are so bad they are funny.
'Do The Right Thing' is bad?!!
by pokadoo
Jun 24th, 2008
02:39:50 PM
You don't like it, fair enough, but it's hardly a Troll 2 style turkey!
trash, but fun trash
by macgruder
Jun 24th, 2008
02:53:58 PM
This was a staple for a summer or two on HBO when I was growing up. Loved it's pure shittiness. I see I am not alone. Wish I could make it to this event.
Troll 2 fan club
by sillyconjeff
Jun 24th, 2008
03:37:39 PM
I run the troll 2 fanclub over at groups.myspace.com/nilbog and if you haven't seen this movie, stop talking shit about it. i might have never met you so it's unfair for me to call you a fucking waterhead, right?
Wow.
by Archive
Jun 24th, 2008
03:49:23 PM
That's a lot of Trolling! How is it Critters doesn't get this kind of love?
This can't beat the Leone movies in Spain
by slone13
Jun 24th, 2008
03:51:55 PM
Let's be honest
MST3K
by Alientoast
Jun 24th, 2008
06:39:07 PM
Btw, Troll 2 received the MST3k treatment during the Sci-fi years. If you can find that version, it's much more bearable to watch.
troll 2 is amazing
by Kloipy
Jun 24th, 2008
07:46:43 PM
the scene where Grandpa Seth stops time and the kids pisses on everyones dinner is AMAZING
Troll 2 Tattoo
by SJBKAT
Jun 25th, 2008
01:19:43 AM
Yes. I have one. No. I'm not joking. And I can promise you its one of the only tats anyone has gotten and thought, "Nobody is stupid enough to replicate this on their arm." Michael Stephenson was pretty damn excited when he saw it.
I thought this was a joke
by Beezbo
Jun 25th, 2008
01:05:50 PM
It's amazing to me that people put this much effort into something like this. But I'm all for it1
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