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Nation Mourns Carlin's Passing, Lionsgate Debuts Trailer for DISASTER MOVIE...

DIE DIE DIE by ciroslive	Jun 23rd, 2008 07:57:58 PM
why don't these people die instead of Carlin?!?!
AGAIN!? What the hell. by BirdMcMonster	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:00:09 PM
Can't we get some vigilante force together to take these guys down?
Well they finally got the fuckin name right... by yippeekaiyaymofo	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:00:42 PM
Right? Right? Ha-ha... I'm going to go have a bottle of vodka...
BirdMcMonster by yippeekaiyaymofo	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:01:54 PM
Agreed. Let's hire some hitmen.
Is this what it's like to have a stroke? by Bones	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:02:12 PM
I mean--I smell toast AND this gives me a worse reaction than the WHITE GIRLS trailer that played in front of Hellboy... Ack.
I mean, It's like I went insane watching that. by Bones	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:02:38 PM

Crazy, even. by Bones	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:03:02 PM

Anyone else smell toast? by Bones	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:03:28 PM
Alright I am done.
A HANCOCK SPOOF? by DoctahJonesDoll	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:03:34 PM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! by LHombreSiniestro	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:04:16 PM
It's not even worth complaining about anymore!!!
ugh. just rank. by kungfuhustler84	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:06:49 PM

God Is Dead by JackIsLost	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:07:05 PM
That's all.
Sweet Source Material by LetTheWookieWin	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:07:20 PM
Wow, they're actually parodying trailers now. This, along with I Love the New Millennium are great examples of our dwindling attention spa... I wonder if AICN has updated yet. It's been like 30 minutes
PLEASE.... by pepino	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:07:23 PM
somebody stop this motherfuckers,god:please send disaster to this hacks so they will never get to do another movie ever.
cant blame 'em for making money off of morons by BMacSmith	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:08:06 PM
i wish i had thought of making shit spoofs for fun and profit.
Now I have to go drink by kungfuhustler84	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:08:14 PM
LOTS and LOTS of hard alcohol until I can get that out of my head. And I agree, getting high in the woods is fucking amazing. Squirrels are fucking amazing. Maybe I'll go right now!
It's official: The terrorists have won by MrD	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:08:21 PM
I surrendur to Allah, if only to stop the production of these films.
Hahaha! Hancock did what he does in Hancock! by Rex Manning	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:10:03 PM
I saw something I am already aware of, that made me laugh.
Oh for Fuck's sake by Virtual Satyr	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:11:34 PM
This shit needs to stop.
it wasnt even funny, dont they know theyre producing crap by Groothewarrior	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:14:53 PM

wow. by DatoMan413	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:15:05 PM
i'm underwhelmed.
For those idiots by PowerRing	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:17:33 PM
That paid to see epic movie and meet the spartans. Just when you thought these vague genre movies didn't suck enough and become parodies of themselves...now we have another mindless, poorly written heap of shit that clones material that already was a joke. How the hell does making a joke of a joke work? It doesn't. To anyone even thinking of seeing this movie: paypal me the $6.50 because you are too stupid to have any money.
I blame Family Guy by GAH	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:17:58 PM
These guys always seemed like they were riffing on Family Guy's "here's another random pop culture reference" style based on the trailers alone.
I actually liked the Carrie Bradshaw as a dude idea... by tonagan	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:18:49 PM
But then it looks like they screwed that premise up too.
You've gotta be kidding me... by mhking	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:21:02 PM
Just damn.
I want to shit in the face of anyone who even by Kurzinski Valentine	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:21:27 PM
smirked at that preview. Fuck these movies.
Will someone please, please kill these guys already? by Bass Bastardson	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:23:00 PM
I can't believe that they are still living, let alone allowed to make movies. Please, won't someone put an end to their reign of terror?
Speaking of Vague genre movies... by Johnno	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:23:00 PM
If you haven't seen this yet then it should sum them all up pretty well! http://tinyurl.com/6ar39p
How... how does nature allow this by SirLoin	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:23:17 PM
How can you possibly spoof a movie effectively when some of the movies you are spoofing aren't even out at the time you are shooting? My mind is collapsing in some hellish dance of death.
gonna be easiest review ever. by RaveX	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:23:35 PM
just say its name. a lot.
Somebody is paying to see these, so what can you do? by terry1978	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:26:36 PM
Honestly, if I could make money off of dumb shits, I wouldn't stop. I doubt these two guys are morons, they just know their audience is.
if love guru can tank, so can this by bluebottle	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:27:58 PM

by cgccomics	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:29:32 PM
Looks like it was made by teenagers on a very small budget.
Spoofing movies that aren't even out yet by darthvedder81	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:30:02 PM
I saw this last night before "Get Smart." A parody of "Hancock"? So they've gone from "parodying" movies that are less than 5 minutes old to "parodying" movies that haven't been released yet. Unreal these bastards. And you know what? This movie will make just enough profit from the addled teenybopper masses for more and more of this garbage.
Family Guy by PowerRing	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:30:47 PM
Ironically, FG got it's non-sequiter/pop reference ideas from a forerunner that did the same thing. "The critic" with Jon Lovitz. I love the way FG did it. "Blue harvest" had me laughing until I could not see from the tears. But "The critic" beat them to that format.
how can they have a movie already by zom-bot.com	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:31:07 PM
about things that are still in theaters? do they go on opening night, write a shitty script, then shoot the next day? i'm just amazed.
I fucking LOVE you people by toxicbuddha	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:31:17 PM
They can keep 'em coming just cause the Talkbacks they inspire are are hilarious
Dear God, I was a good kid, got decent grades by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:31:26 PM
and even made it through law school--yet, these fucks will still end up making more money than I will in a lifetime for this garbage...And I guarantee I will have to do more creative writing than they will ever do. Why have you forsaken me?! Well, at least I'm not Moriarty. He's IN the business and has to actually see these hacks take food from his family's mouths.
Wow. That was unfunny as hell by SpencerTrilby	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:32:31 PM
and I thought the Iron Man jokes were lame... If this "comedy" makes more than The Love Guru at the box office, I'll send my best fart jokes to Lionsgate and wait for my fat check. On the other hand, it could be a question of karma: this is what we got for a balls-out, R-rated Rambo movie: more shitty "comedies" to keep the bottom line balanced.
"From the guys who've seen too many TRAILERS" by SpencerTrilby	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:35:03 PM
I think it would be more fitting of a tagline. And it's answering part of your sound questioning, zom-bot.com.
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 by Mr. Lahey	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:35:14 PM
The first time I've seen anal cancer expressed in the visual medium.
Makes you wonder... by PowerRing	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:36:03 PM
About all the well-crafted GOOD scripts gathering dust on the shelf. Some talented individuals can't get a break because a bunch of meat pipes got financing on pure hack material. This shit doesn't even equalte to cinematic fast food. It's more like the aftermath of too much fast food that won't flush.
I know what it's come too. by greenstyle92	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:37:35 PM
We have to take a year, maybe two, and shut down the internet. Surely this is cause of our problems? too much instantaneous information? Too little attention span? I think we all need a breather. Maybe then we can get our attention span back up to an 80's level of "too much TV/NES" and make some 80's quality movies. At this point, it would be a godsend.
At least.. by Ogre	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:37:50 PM
The tranny was better looking than the real Sarah Jessica. And that phony Juno was nowhere near as irritating as Ellen Page.
I'm reminded of Bob Saget at the end of Dumb & Dumberer by Big Jim	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:40:01 PM
Shit, it's shit. Shit.
The Real Question is.... by Wed Vid Guy	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:43:20 PM
Will the target audience get the obscure reference to "Juno". I mean that shit's hit DVD and everything. It might be too old for today's kids.
the apocalipse is upon us by BrainFart	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:45:54 PM
comedy died with carlin
Isn't it Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg? by LordPorkington	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:46:42 PM
Not that I'm a fan or anything, but that's like saying George Spielberg and Steven Lucas, which isn't good research or journalism at all. How come nobody spotted this? I know their movies are pure shit, but come on...
80's movies by PowerRing	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:47:08 PM
As cheesy as some of the 80's movies were, there were a ton of them that were enjoyable. I remember critics kind of slammed "Top secret" (among others) but that "parody" was infinitely better than the strung-together pablum now. PICTURE THIS: August rolls around. Trailer parks are eerily quiet. So quiet, you'd think Larry the cable guy was showing up at a local tractor pull. But no...the denizens have downed the customary 12-pack of pabst blue ribbon and swerved there way down the road to the local theater to laugh themselves stupid at disaster movie.
Unnnn ggeeeeehhhhh fffffffiiiii hhuuuuuuhuuuu by jimmay	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:49:38 PM
I'm upset beyond words. Only sounds can express my horror.
This looks good by Hikaru Ichijo	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:50:23 PM
No, this time I'm F'ing witchya.
I don't understand how there can be... by That 70s Venom	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:50:59 PM
such a disparity between quality and a complete lack of quality in Hollywood. I mean... it just doesn't make any sense to me how we can have great films like No Country For Old Men and Iron Man and then have garbage like this. My mind is thoroughly boggled. Am I missing something here? Why are these people allowed to make movies?
Which one will be worse?! Two slots on WORST OF THE YEAR LISTS? by TallBoy66	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:56:46 PM
Wow, the turnaround of crap is kind of impressive.
The Road.... by XOMuffintop	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:57:59 PM
It is things like this that make me pray for the end of the world a la Cormac McCarthy's book. True there won't be any food or sunlight but, if there was a benevolent God, these fucker would be the first to become food. What I am trying to say is this is cinematic cancer and should be burned to spare the children. Maybe I am a little reactionary to this kind of shit.....
My head hurts.... by R L S	Jun 23rd, 2008 08:58:57 PM
It's like they found some strange time warp idiot wormhole that allows them to parody bits from movies that haven't even been released yet. Or at the very least, parody bits from the trailers of movies that haven't been released yet. That probably wouldn't require the use of a wormhole, but my head still hurts. Anybody know where I can score some weed?
meh, its just business by FSJGuy	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:00:30 PM
say what you will, these guys are gonna make millions off this while we all work 8 hours a day for crap, congrats to them for being able to sell this kinda crap, can never go wrong selling crap to idiots cuz there's billions of them!
Would be amazing if by BuckNasty1138	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:01:03 PM
It would be so amazing if this no one in the world went to go see this movie. First movie in the history of cinema to not make one cent at the theater because everyone has refused to go see it. Now that would be hilarious! Although even if that did happen they fucks would go right back to the studio to start shooting "Sci-Fi movie" or "Comedy Movie" or some shit.
I think that trailer just gave me cancer by O_Goncho	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:02:37 PM

Wait... by themasterofnonsense	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:02:52 PM
...it's just clips of people being hit by different shit! (cows, meteors, poles, feet)So, is that the premise of the whole fucking movie???
Where THE FUCK..... by Wed Vid Guy	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:06:53 PM
Is Daniel Plainview getting hit in the head with a falling bowling ball. Those fuckers are really dropping the ball.
Remember to cut long way, not across by g-ride9000	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:07:11 PM
it will end more quickly,,,,,i'm already getting light headed oh my I'llll neever have to see thisssss crap againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn',. .,
A trailer based on summer movie trailers? by Jugdish	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:07:23 PM
This must be utterly terrible
I AM IRON MAN! by O_Goncho	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:09:32 PM
---COW.
The fact it exists makes it profitable by NivekJ	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:09:38 PM
Make up your mind. Decide to walk with me. Around the lake tonight. Around the lake tonight. By my side. See? Even that was more entertaining than the whole of "Meet the Spartans". I mention those lyrics because they are about what these filmmakers are doing to our eyes and wallets. Well, not ours, the idiots, but still this "Movie" trend won't end until. People. Stop. Fucking. Going. To. These. Movies. Friedberg and Seltzer are smart. They know their movies are shit. They admit it! They scan TV Guide Channel for pop culture trash and put it in their movies. It works. Because of idiots! With nothing better to do. We have to save these poor souls from going to the theatres, renting the DVDs, and accidentally stumbling across these films on cable. Tell your friends -- take responsibility. You have a choice. Make up your mind. Make up your mind, and I promise you I will treat you well. My sweet angel.
Blame the Wayans by bender7	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:11:38 PM
They started this with Scary Movie. Everyone else is just along for the money trail. There has to be a place for movie parodies, it's a potential goldmine for comedy. How did Hollywood fall from Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein to this crap? Scary Movie.
let's examine the movies parodied in this trailer by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:12:14 PM
Iron Man - not a disaster movie Hannah Montana - a disaster, but not a movie Juno - not a disaster movie Incredible Hulk - pretty sure it's not a disaster movie Enchanted - outside of a hideous CGI Susan Sarandon, not a disaster movie Hancock - is it a disaster movie? no idea, because THE MOVIE ISN'T OUT YET Sex and the City - disastrous, but not a disas-aw what the hell, we'll give them one for effort You Don't Mess With the Zohan - NOT A FUCKING DISASTER MOVIE remind me again how they decided on the name?
Just wait till "Parody Movie" comes out. by Virtual Satyr	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:12:55 PM
Yes..they will parody their own movies. Just wait, you'll see.
"remind me again how they decided on the name?" by O_Goncho	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:13:42 PM
Have you seen their other ones? ...me either.
I will say this for these two guys by the podosphere	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:18:51 PM
They come out with parodies of current movies quickly.
O_Goncho by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:20:54 PM
i'll give them credit, when they made Date Movie, it at least spoofed (mostly) romantic comedies. and yes I was stupid enough to see it. from what i could tell, Epic Movie spoofed mostly "epic movies" plus borat. and Meet the Spartans actually had spartans. but like i pointed out - not a single movie spoofed in the trailer is a disaster movie...wtf?
oh man....oh....oh man. by heavenlykid	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:22:52 PM
You remember when the publishers of O.J's 'if I did it book' pulled out because they realized it was in such bad taste that even the promise of a tidy profit didn't justify it? Lionsgate? I'm just saying is all.
ASS, directed by Seltzer and Friedberg. by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:22:54 PM
It will win eight oscars, including Best Screenplay.
Worst movie ever? by eXcommunicated	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:24:02 PM
Or is that Love Guru?
I hope anthony anderson's in it as Anton Chigurh by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:25:28 PM
"call it, friendo, yaknowhatahmsayin" and then a random oxygen tank falls on him
Spoof Movie by vadakinX	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:26:38 PM
You know it's coming...and how do you spoof a spoof movie? By actually making it funny.
featuring a cameo from Norm Macdonald as Nicole Richie's baby by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:29:00 PM
"Hey look I'm a baby. Get it?" and then he gets killed by an abortion!
Bender, you can find better more recent parodies by Sir Not	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:30:01 PM
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Amazon Women on the Moon, Hollywood Shuffle... Hell, Hot Shots was better than anything these retarded assclowns could dream up...
can they bring back kal penn for a harold and kumar spoof? by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:30:29 PM
he was great in epic movie!
trailer #2 will have a scene spoofing the Madagascar 2 trailer by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:31:40 PM
followed by a scene spoofing the first Disaster Movie trailer
this guys must be stopped by bacci40	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:32:33 PM
this is just so fucking wrong...please explain to me how boll gets reamed around the world and these two fucks are given money to make this shit...someone kill me now
SOMEWHERE..... by pepino	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:32:57 PM
mike myers It's thanking god that love guru its not going to be the worst movie of the year.
i'm disappointed in the trailer by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:36:19 PM
there was no GI Joe spoof...wtf is wrong with them?
HUH by ollerom	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:37:09 PM
I didnt see any disaster movies parodied in this trailer. I think they just make the movie and go down the list to come up with a title.
if these guys ever touch watchmen by bacci40	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:38:52 PM
i will find them, kill them, and feed their guts to a german shepard
their next one's going to be called GANGSTER MOVIE by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:41:00 PM
they will spoof notable gangster films such as Atonement, Dark Knight, Harry Potter, and Dancing With The Stars!
Holy shit... by br1947	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:41:53 PM
a movie that makes Michael Bay's shit look good... WTF?
Virtual Satyr by greenstyle92	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:42:46 PM
The moment these guys make "Parody Movie" and ingest themselves, I'm sure some kind of Gate to Hell will open on theater screens across america that will suck in all the audiences of that film. Then, maybe, it might be over.
I work at a movie theatre by ultimateedition	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:42:52 PM
work in the projection booth.. and as soon as i saw the trailers for disaster movie, and was asked to add them to prints this weekend, i did a favour to the human race instead and threw them away, and the posters too... you are so welcome!
coming in 2010...DOCUMENTARY MOVIE by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:43:28 PM
from the guys who don't even know what a documentary is
Terrible. by JKrow21	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:45:57 PM
Almost made me angry watching that.
How about "Shitty Movie?" by greenstyle92	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:47:19 PM
starts with an in-the-toilet shot looking up through the water. Seltzer and Friedberg look into the camera and go, "oh, hello there!" Then they take turns pulling down there pants, sitting on the toilet so we get a great shot right up there anuses, with blue backlighting, and watch slow motion as they squeeze out various kinds of shit. Seltzer opens up with a curvey turd, then Friedberg has a splotchy frankenturd, then Seltzer continues with Hard Diarrhea, and so on. It could be filmed in 3D so the shit is flying at you!
Would still see this by mhennessey7	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:47:33 PM
Before the atrocities that are "Love Guru" or "Zohan". Which means I will never see any one of these. Is it July 18th yet?
Coming soon: "STUPID MOVIE!" by KongMonkey	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:47:38 PM
The title would fit well with anybody who buys a ticket to it.
speaking of which, by greenstyle92	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:48:24 PM
did I just see Wall*e eat then shit out Harry? too much acid, maybe?
OCTOBER MOVIE - spoofing every movie that will be released in Oc by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:49:04 PM
coming this October
This year will be remembered by mhennessey7	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:50:30 PM
For incredible movies (Dark Night, Indy, Wall E, Iron Man, Hulk, Tropical Thunder) not this shite.
"...and then he gets killed by an abortion!" by Jackie Boy	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:52:59 PM
I lol'd. Cheers, Holodigm.
I fucking hate these guys. by Gilkuliehe	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:52:59 PM
I really do. True story: I have a very beloved friend. She was recently a mom, and it hasn't beeen easy for her... She's one of the smartest people I know, and one day we decided we'd go see a movie. We picked THE DARJEELING LIMITED and the minute she arrives the multiplex, I see she's having a hard time. She was exhausted from motherhood and was feeling very sad 'cause she felt it was the time in her life when she was inevitably quitting her dreams of youth. I shit you not, it was one of those deep moments you share with people. There we are, sitting in the theater... And then, out of the fucking blue, enter the MEET THE SPARTANS trailer. It was one of the most awkward moments I've ever experienced inside a movie theater, I felt like apologizing to my friend. "I'm sorry this is the first thing we see the day you finally went to a movie theater since you gave birth, I wish you hadn't seen that, feeling the way you feel today, if I could, I'd punch these fuckers on their faces for disrespecting you". It was the equivalent of some fucker talking shit on the street, or flashing his dick at her. Since then, I've been hating this jerks and decided to avange the honor of my friend. Let's start with the hitmen fund, I 'll put 50 bucks, someone open up an account or something. (BTW, I really thought they'd throw an I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE reference in there)
someone stop these mother fuckers by hamster factor	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:53:04 PM
fucking hell!!!!! they are parodying movies that haven't even been released yet!! what the hell is wrong with these assholes? is the attention span of the ritalin and myspace generation so warped that they can't even make a "parody" movie about movies with some degree of cultural impact/value/resonance - one that has been out say, I don't know, a couple years?? instead of flicks that no one has even watched yet??? no, they must parody whatever the biggest movies of the summer/season are (most of which were completely uncreative, derivative, rehash garbage already) and degrade them yet again to whole new level of shittiness until they are so devoid of actual creative content or real ideas that they resemble the Taco Bell diarrhea I had yesterday. fuck these hacks. as long as hollywood keeps pumping out this liquefied shit straight down peoples throats I hope their ticket sales keep going straight down the toilet. this load of shit isn't even worth a pirated download. if this is the kind of trash the studios expect to get by with I hope they go out of business entirely, and all these mother fuckers are forced to get real jobs instead of continuing to waste natural resources, time, money, brain cells producing this cultural sewage.
how? by PakoDoom	Jun 23rd, 2008 09:58:18 PM
how do they get paid? i mean really. if they get any money.. ever...for this work.....i should be a quadrillionaire...i shit better movies.
FUCK...YOU...GOD.....!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:00:58 PM
Spoofing movies that are ONE MONTH OLD....!
Wow by Lenonn	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:01:36 PM
I didn't laugh even once during the trailer.
The Soup did it better by Jordo	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:06:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VpWOZmp6ajY
After this, there's only one logical next step. by Harry Weinstein	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:07:23 PM
These two fucking clowns are given control of a major studio so they're actually green-lighting things which they will then turn around and parody in movies that nobody worth saving from drowning actually likes. However, as always there's a twist: they make for terrific studio heads and greenlight a memorable slate of films the likes of which nobody's seen in decades... but get fired from that job because their parody movies finally start flopping like they should have from the get-go when audiences finally, finally get sick of the bullshit.
"Coal burnin minds" made me chuckle by Charlie Murphy	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:07:38 PM
that trailer did not. i fucking hate these faggots, i fucking hate the people who allow those faggots to make movies, and i fucking hate the asshats who watch those faggots' movies.
i too would put money in a hitman account by Charlie Murphy	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:13:30 PM
i think you guys mean that as a joke, but i swear to christ i would contribute.
Didn't Disaster Movie open this past weekend? by TVguy4566	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:15:38 PM
With it starring Mike Myers and Jessica Alba? Ironically, Love Guru wasn't parodied in this trailer and it was the biggest disaster of the summer.
Meet the Spartans should be called by Jor-El23	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:17:03 PM
Gladiator Movie...these fuckheads can't even get the consistency of their titles correctly. If I had poor taste in movies and owned all these dvds it would drive me NUTS to look up on my shelf and see ____ movie, _____ movie, meet the spartans, ______ movie etc...also, I can't wait for Movie Movie in which they do parodies of all of their previous parody films
What's with the "faggot" talk? by veebeeyes	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:19:12 PM
Not cool, dude. Not cool at all. I think we can insult these people without using homophobic hate speech.
What the fuck by nascentia	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:20:23 PM
That was the worst goddamn thing I've ever seen, and I sat through Babel.
"From the guys who have seen way too many movies" by DarthCorleone	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:21:21 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? It's painfully obvious these jackasses haven't seen ENOUGH movies. They seem to watch the most popular drek and only the most popular drek. In fact, they might not even be watching those, since all their "jokes" seem to be lifted from those movies' trailers. Oh, and - of course - they supplement their eclectic watching of "film" with a daily dose of TMZ so that they are true masters of the hilarity that is our bullshit pop culture. Somebody needs to lock these guys in a room and force them to watch a week's worth of true film so that they see what a disservice to the medium they are perpetuating.
How do they do it? by Larry of Arabia	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:22:21 PM
How do they manage to churn out unfunny movies with sub Troma production values under the banner of a major studio on a quarterly basis. You have to admit, that takes a special kind of talent.
How about trying to make GOOD MOVIE? by ImMorganFreeman	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:23:10 PM
Where they take time to craft original jokes and have them performed by capable actors.. oh who am I kidding? (I'm ashamed to admit the Sarah Jessica Parker as a drag queen bit was a tad amusing)
This is what Seth McFarlane has wrought... by expert_40	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:24:21 PM
... upon the globe. Instead of having Imagination Land released in theaters, we get this shit. Instead of yet another frakking awesome movie with puppet sex... WE GET THIS SHIT!!! Are you frakking happy, Seth McFarlane, you no talent piece of shit who couldn't write a fucking original sentence that wasn't ripped off from better shows if he tried for a million fucking years!?!?!? Fuck Family Guy, and fuck you illiterate fuckers who think that Family Guy is anything but the piece of shit waste of 30 minutes that it is.
of course, they could pay mel brooks to say its a funny movie by bacci40	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:25:37 PM
same way the producers of get smart did...the end of civilization is nigh
has anyone suggested the obvious? by Holodigm	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:28:24 PM
friedberg and seltzer are not men. they're dolphins.
When the world ends by Adelai Niska	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:28:47 PM
Future archaeologists will dig this up and use it as a measure of American culture. And considering how many there are, they will be correct in doing so. And did anyone see a single reference to a disaster movie in that trailer? Ugh.
veebeeyes by Charlie Murphy	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:31:03 PM
oh im sorry, did i offend you?
you know what? by Adelai Niska	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:31:04 PM
If I worked at a theater, everyone who came up to buy a ticket would receive a punch to the eyeball. And if they came back next year to see "Superhero Movie 2" I'd punch out the other eye.
Is everyone reporting Fox, everyone? by myspoonistoobig	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:34:53 PM
Cause I'm pretty sure I'm not blind, and I saw a Lionsgate logo at the beginning of that trailer.
How about Ironic Parody Movie? by Pouchstalker	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:38:07 PM
The irony could be that the movie was funny.
"Idiocracy" was right! by Raymar	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:40:08 PM
We are all doomed!
It's Vague Genre...the movie! by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:42:27 PM
More prop gags...more internet pandering...and more product plugs so crassly commercial we couldn't fit them all in...but did anyway! So, get ready to...LOL!
Was I ever wrong to laugh at Spaceballs? by beastie	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:43:42 PM
I was 6 when it came out and I still chuckle when I catch it on cable. Was it anywhere near this bad? Or was there a wit to that film? This movie makes me feel bad for ever liking spoof films or reading MAD magazine as a child. Were all spoof movies this bad or have they just gone downhill since (and including - Brooks isn't immune) Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
Don't MINCE words, expert_40.... by Pennsy	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:46:04 PM
What do you really think?
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS SHIT? by Gozu	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:46:14 PM
Somehow this is profitable. Profitable enough that we have THREE OF THESE FUCKING MOVIES A YEAR! That means that somewhere there are people who actually watch this shit without killing themselves or gouging out their eyes with their mother's brooches. I'm pretty sure Larry the Cable Guy is paying these guys to make him look good. If a kid came up to me on the street and asked me if he'd be better off doing heroin or seeing "Disaster Movie," I would think for a minute or two, and then tell him to make sure to get the good shit. These are the scripts Uwe Boll turns down. Hell, even Uwe Boll is at least trying to make a good movie ("Tunnel Rats," I'm not saying it'll be good, but he is trying). I'm pretty sure that trailer just gave me AIDS. FILM IS DEAD!
The old Mel Brooks/ZAZ movies are still funny... by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:47:25 PM
...because they spoofed the GENERAL cliches of movies, instead of recreating scenes from movie TRAILERS and having people bump their heads or have heavy things fall on them. I still laugh thinking about the UNDERWATER barroom brawl from Top Secret!, or Robert Stack walking through the "mirror" in Airplane!
So Yahoo had an article about a Nasa fellow saying we are all do by Deadlowtide	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:50:14 PM
due to global warming and all that jazz. I guess he also brought up in 1988 and no one listened and every year has been hotter then the last since. We are facing the end times... and when I see shit like this trailer, I feel like we deserve it.
Haha! This actually made me laugh! :D by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:52:58 PM
The actual movie's likely going to stink, but seriously, things like SATC, Hannah Montana and Juno are just BEGGING to be mocked! :)
Deadlowtide by PresidentBauer	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:54:42 PM
In 1988 everyone thought there was a global COOLING trend. Shit changes yo.
Begging to be mocked? by Jackie Boy	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:55:02 PM
I wouldn't consider throwing a broad with a preggo belly in the flick motherfuckin' mocking, man.
Wait a second, I think this movie could be great! by blindambition238	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:57:47 PM
... if they made it so that anyone who buys a ticket to this 'movie' also receives a complementary vasectomy and/or tube tying. That should solve half of everything wrong with the world in short order.
beastie...space balls was a parody of star wars by bacci40	Jun 23rd, 2008 10:58:25 PM
i didnt like it, i always thoght the fan flick, hardware wars was funnier and more topical...but it wasnt anything like this...these movies dont spoof the genre, as nasty notes, all these movies do is take a scene from the flick (or in this case the trailer) and do something absurd, like put in a miley cyrus impersonator that looks nothing like miley cyrus, to the point of having to tell the audience its miley cyrus...if these fucks had waited just a few months, the perfect movie to pardoy wouldve been in their hands...the happening...of course, they probably wouldve fucked that up too...cuz these hacks have absolutely no talent...and it makes me wonder...they must be holding on to a vid of one of the studio heads bangin some 14 year old asian male hooker...cuz no way do they keep getting this shit greenlit...
TheGhostWhoLurks...so go to youtube by bacci40	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:00:05 PM
where dudes like you and me are paroding these topics...or watch mad tv for a 3 minute bit...but they dont belong in a first run movie...shit, have these fucks ever seen kentucky fried movie?
fox has nothing to do with this by ultimateedition	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:07:21 PM
lionsgate does... and i bet that this assholes will do a panel at the comic con and promote the shit out of it there, becasue they think we are the target audince.. i say we should all go to their panel if indeed that happens and we rip them a new a hole... and run them out of the place, and making them think twice before they decide to make another movie... hey, it worked when columbia was promoting anaconda 2
Watched it now A$@%$ I'M BLIND! by Rufferto	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:11:15 PM
They actually think this shit out in advanced? Oh my.
I see how these are profitable... by cbebop007	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:14:13 PM
I mean, when it looks like the entire movie was filmed on the same city block with the cheapest actors available and high school-quality costumes and props...how hard can it be to turn a profit?
ZUCKER BROS!WERE ARE YOU?!!SAFE US! by chainsaw1974	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:18:12 PM
HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i meant save us by chainsaw1974	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:19:15 PM
must been that trailer that dumbed me down!
Why are people blaming Seth McFarlane and Family Guy? by TVguy4566	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:35:12 PM
These movie parody movies predate Family Guy. Give blame where blame is due. It is the Wayans brothers who started this way back in 1996 (three years before Family Guy) with "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood".
When does DATE RAPE MOVIE come out? by Its a LION	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:35:50 PM
How about DEAD BABY MOVIE? I can't wait until they parodize themselves with FUNNY MOVIE.
Oh, I forgot about Spaceballs by TVguy4566	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:38:56 PM
Or let's not forget Silent Movie before that which parodied yep you guessed it Silent Movies. Or Young Frankenstein which parodied the monster movies of the 30s and 40s. In fact, it was Mel Brooks who started it all and the Wayans brothers revived the trend and decided to replace actual humor with a lot of pop culture references.
what a horrible time in the comedy world... by GLENN_THE_TOOL	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:44:13 PM
we lose a man who did TRUE comedy, yet we get this abortion of a film. if only we could give every 16 year old a Carlin album before they buy their movie tickets to Disaster Movie, then these movies would never be made again because 16 year old boys all over the world would discover real comedy and say "Fuck this shit!" to any movie made by these hacks.
Why do we blame Set McFarlane and Family Guy...? by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:45:08 PM
Because, before Family Guy, "spoof" movies usually did at least SOMETHING more than just replicating old movie and TV scenes VERBATIM. It's like, the son gets sucked into a supermarket freezer(?), and suddenly we're in a SHOT-FOR-SHOT remake of that old "Take On Me" music video from the 80's. No point. No jokes. It's just...hey, remember that? Isn't remembering shit funny in and of itself? Again, look at Airplane! or Naked Gun...there are movie sendups, sure, but at least they diverge off into unexpected tangents, or at least start piling up absurd elements. But in these horrendous Movie Movies, it's just, do the same thing in the movie trailer, and have someome klonk their head on something. Seriously. That's the joke. Hitting your head on something. It's Juno riffing on Zohan! Isn't that funny? ISN'T IT?!
And Carmen Electra is in this... by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:46:58 PM
...just because she lost the coin toss with Pamela Anderson.
OK Sex and the City bit was funny but it was puke by Proman1984	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:54:04 PM
Why?
Nasty In The Pasty by TVguy4566	Jun 23rd, 2008 11:57:03 PM
Again, the Wayans brothers were doing that before McFarlane was doing it on Family guy. Scary Movie came out around the same time that Family Guy aired. I blame the Wayans brothers far more than you can blame McFarlane. This movie is a direct desendent of the movies the Wayans brothers made in the mid to late 90s and early this decade. They were just smart enough to bail before they turned painfully bad. But then again, they bailed for equally craptastic movies like White Chicks and Little Man.
The Wayans have ALWAYS sucked by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 24th, 2008 12:00:40 AM
Scary Movie was a SPOOF OF A SPOOF (Scream). But McFarlane's Family Guy was basically YouTube before there WAS a YouTube. Just random shit you scan through and vaguely remember. No satire. No point. Just...hey, remember Iron Man? The Incredible Hulk? Hancock? Oh wait, we can't remember Hancock, because it ISN'T FUCKING OUT YET!!! Christ, it's like the "precog" scenes in Minority Report...
it was originally titled by kamar	Jun 24th, 2008 12:01:13 AM
Movie Disaster but Lucas already co-opted that sub-title for eveything he's done since ROTJ.
Someone Ressurect the Zuckers!!! this is SHIT!!! by hatespeech	Jun 24th, 2008 12:01:24 AM
garbage fucking shit by the horrible studios.. fucking shit.
TVguy4566 by blindambition238	Jun 24th, 2008 12:03:53 AM

kamar by ultimateedition	Jun 24th, 2008 12:06:44 AM
you must love bay's transformers right?
Come on! Wayans brothers did the same thing by TVguy4566	Jun 24th, 2008 12:09:33 AM
Remember the killer doing the What's UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP bit in the first Scary Movie? Or the ghost in Scary Movie 2 parodying the Nike NBA comercials of the time? Or the Dude where's my Car tattoos on the back rip off in Scary Movie 2? Scary Movie 1 had Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley, James Van Der Beek as Dawnson from Dawson Creek, an Amistad 2 trailer, etc.
Oops sorry TVguy4566 by blindambition238	Jun 24th, 2008 12:10:39 AM
Anyways, what I meant to write before I mashed enter by accident was that I think the Waynes could get a marginal pass since Don't Be A Menace etc., and Scary Movie 1 were actually respectable examples of parody movies. Both had pretty good jokes, the kind we saw in those older films, and they were actually coherent in the sense that they tried to focus on the gernes they were targeting. Scary Movie 2 headed towards this shit when they started throwing in the pop culture refrences within the horror movie frame, then it got totally derailed after that. Also on all of these movies, Scary included featured the "writing" from these guys. So while I think we can classify them as accessories to the crimes, I don't think they should get all the blame.
blindambition238 by TVguy4566	Jun 24th, 2008 12:16:35 AM
I'm not saying everything the Wayans brothers did was shit. In fact, I agree with you about their first two films in this genre were at least decent. But that doesn't change the fact that they are directly responsible for these crappy movies getting made these days. Disaster Movie like Epic Movie and Date Movie before it follows the same exact template created by the Wayans brothers, but without any semblance of an humor or originality.
for real..this is the greatest comedy ever made. by soup74	Jun 24th, 2008 12:24:56 AM
i mean, I like everyone else on this site who wanted to marvel at how bad this would be, watched this trailer and thought.. okay, unfunny is one thing, but these arent even jokes.. i mean a guy in a $30 iron man costume that some geek at a cosplay convention could do a better job recreating gets smashed by a cow. thats not a joke. but then i thought..maybe we dont get it.. maybe this is absurdist humor is a dali way..perhaps this is SO highbrow and outside the box that we, as moviegoers/critics, just dont get it. in fact, this is the pinnicle of dadaist humor. the complete disassembling of our standards of humor. fuck it, i say support this movie out of spite, get your smartest friends to bring wine and fine cheese to this movie, and piss off the 13 year olds who want to see fart jokes. tell them that this movie is funny on levels that they cant understand. and to ask their teachers to explain the deconstruction of art and humor to them. doing that might effective scare away the preteens and make these movies fail... in turn making these movies succeed. watch the tailer again..this movie is beautiful. I fully support it; in that, i hope it fails.
God help us... god, help us everyone........ by The Dum Guy	Jun 24th, 2008 12:25:42 AM
I want to hurt the people who laugh at this (it happens in theaters) and then make them unable to utter any noises afterwards. And, there isn't a single part where they directly reference a disaster movie in the trailer... my Grandmother used to live in Shreveport.
Thats' the first iv'e ever seen of these jackass' work. by GQtaste	Jun 24th, 2008 12:27:59 AM
And I will never watch anything they're involved in. And it's ironic that you mention Carlin's passing b/c he would not find it amusing either.
Oops! by mrbeaks	Jun 24th, 2008 12:29:05 AM
I forgot that this was too dreadful for even Fox to be involved.
Carlin would understand/love this movie by soup74	Jun 24th, 2008 12:31:09 AM
see my above post Carlin would get it.
So, that's Beaks. I'm waiting for Harry to weigh in. by WillowFan2001	Jun 24th, 2008 12:51:57 AM
I bet he thinks it's just about the most fantasterrific movie ever made, and that he screamed and wept and laughed through the whole thing, and that it brought back the magic of his childhood. Right, Harry? Just like the last ninety-three thousand films you've watched? Hmm?
Wow... by expert_40	Jun 24th, 2008 12:53:57 AM
... if Tom Rothman wouldn't touch this piece of shit... ... but again, fuck you Seth McFarlane! Seth McFarlane raped my comedy!!! Seth McFarlane raped my comedy!!!
who's seth mcfarlane? by ultimateedition	Jun 24th, 2008 12:59:42 AM
and why so much hate on that dude?.. oh and god damn it, carlin is gone and and carlos mancia is still here.. how long before that fucktard steals george's material? man, what hapened to you americans and your comedy? carlos mancia and these two idiots are the best in contemporary humour?
WHAT THE HELL? by crazybubba	Jun 24th, 2008 01:00:20 AM
Why in the hell would whoever runs this website include a brief mention of the death of George Carlin, one of the greatest comedians ever, with a talkback about a string of crappy movies. I just don't get it. Has everyone lost their fucking minds.
Of course, this makes the Love Guru genius... by The Dum Guy	Jun 24th, 2008 01:18:47 AM
And, now for the weather.
Coming soon "Frontal Lobotomy Movie" by otm shank	Jun 24th, 2008 01:21:05 AM
Is this blowback from having George W. Bush as president for 8 years?
Taste it by kafka07	Jun 24th, 2008 01:21:43 AM
taste the suck
That movie is Hell! by RicardoMontalban	Jun 24th, 2008 01:22:02 AM
Jeez Louise. How can they parody movies that haven't even been released when their movie was in production. What bullshit! Hollywood has really sunk to an all-time low. hey movie fans check out this great new blog on blogspot. it's at thebitterproducer.blogspot.com
... by RAVENL0RD	Jun 24th, 2008 01:29:20 AM
How can anybody subject themselves to this?
HAIL NAW!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 24th, 2008 01:35:11 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't get me wrong: this movie will suck royal monkey dick. But the Will Smith/Hancock part was funny. Kind of.
Bloody Cardies.. by smackfu	Jun 24th, 2008 01:35:55 AM
It's not YOU I hate Cardashian. It's what I became because of YOU.
? by krushjudgement	Jun 24th, 2008 01:36:08 AM
Speechless.
C'mon by smackfu	Jun 24th, 2008 01:37:15 AM
If they handed out awards for obscure references...I'd have an Oscar on my shelf right now....
Make sure everyone knows they can't just drop by by Its a LION	Jun 24th, 2008 01:47:26 AM
to say hello. If someone does, whatever happens, don't make them feel welcome. That would only invite subsequent visits.
Petition this movie!!!! by Thehockeyguy82	Jun 24th, 2008 02:06:48 AM
I'm calling it right now. Spread the word!! Start the petition to stop this God awful movie!!!!!
"special needs" Comedy by G100	Jun 24th, 2008 02:10:39 AM
I think people are being a trifle harsh. The mentally enfeebled and "challenged" deserve to be catered to by Hollywood as much as any disabled group. I just hope there are enough short buses available to carry the target demographic out to see this Movie and admit surprise that marketing to a such a "specialised" audience is financialy viable.
WhinyNegativeBitch by ultimateedition	Jun 24th, 2008 02:11:41 AM
actually, it reads on imdb that on the credit list, there is an "actor" playing the part of speed racer.. so dont you worry your little mind if that movie doesnt get cover
Is that a styrofoam lightpost? by Zeegloo	Jun 24th, 2008 02:12:05 AM
Wow. Great to see that Seltzer and Freidman put all of $50 into this movie. This shit is so bad, Miley Cyrus won't even laugh at the bit that tried making fun of her. EASILY the WORST SNL sketch I have ever seen. And that's saying a lot. Honestly I think I could have written this shit when I was eight years old. FUCK IT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. This seriously pissed me off. RIP George
MENTALLY CHALLENGED MOVIE starring Shia Leboof by Its a LION	Jun 24th, 2008 02:13:00 AM
"No. No! No-no-no-no-no, I was runnin'!"
.The Soup Said it best... by Zeegloo	Jun 24th, 2008 02:17:00 AM
"Kim Kardashian is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape, (continue story/comments)..." Taste it. TASTES LIKE SHIT.
ATTN:: I got an idea. Any projectionist here? by The Dum Guy	Jun 24th, 2008 02:25:18 AM
Okay, I don't know how you (if I'm talking ((writing?)) to you) have your' sound systems work at the theaters you work at, but if you can just download something random ala an I-POD, then I suggest you play something random during this movie to check and see if it is at all funny... I know it isn't going to be funny, but play a pre-recorded radio-show like Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck to see if it still gets a laugh.
I saw the freeze frame and couldn't watch it. by SID 8.0	Jun 24th, 2008 02:36:13 AM
That one shot tells me everything I need to know about it. They should really be ashamed of themselves for this, no bullshit. I'm not saying they should kill themselves but...how about you just guys just go away and never come back, ever.
The Dum Guy by ultimateedition	Jun 24th, 2008 02:59:38 AM
i like my orginial idea, which is throw away any trailers or poster we get for this movie... i mean i already did this at my theatre and no one asked questions about it.. and since most likely i will get to build the movie and run it through before its shown to the public, then perhaps i shall tweak with it, maybe try to make it funnier by adding random scenes from other films..
Oooohh looks good. No seriously. by ReZourceman	Jun 24th, 2008 03:04:25 AM
PS. I enjoy my genitals being clawed by dogs, and the taste of faeces in my mouth.
crazybubba... by veebeeyes	Jun 24th, 2008 03:09:58 AM
there's already a talkbout specifically about Carlin's death. I think the title of this article was meant to be more along the lines of "we'e just lost George Carlin, and this is what we're left with." Or "comedy has suffered greatly with the loss of George Carlin. Lionsgate puts another nail in the coffin by releasing this trailer." It's like, this article isn't about Carlin at all, and AICN has already acknowledged Carlin's death. But they're mentioning him in this article anyway. Just so that when you watch the trailer and see the abomination that is about to be unleashed upon the world, at the back of your mind you'll be thinking about George Carlin and wondering how things can be so wrong. Anyway, I'll say this. When George Carlin died, people remembered GEORGE CARLIN. Howeer, when Friedberg and Seltzer die, fans of Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans aren't gonna pay any attention. Find someone who actually liked those movies, and ask them who wrote and directed them. I guarantee that they will not know, because no one who likes these movies could POSSIBLY give a flying fuck about the talent that goes into making a movie. These people don't care about directing, writing, or cinematography, they just like seeing shit fall on people. It's like that one episode of The Simpsons where Springfield screens a film festival, and there's one movie that's just a 10 second clip of Hans Moleman getting hit in the balls with a football. Homer Simpson (being one of the judges) starts bawling his ass off and otes that the best entry, and he's the ONLY one in the entire audience who thought it was funny. Anyway, that's what I think about when I think about people who like these movies. They are the kind of people who have to use the restroom halfway through the movie, and then decide it will be funny to grab a handful of their own feces and throw it onto the ceiling over the urinals so that the next time someone goes there to take a leak, a big fucking turd falls onto that person's head. These people don't care about writers or directors or quality. They just think that shit is funny. So I take consolation in the fact that even though we're collectiely stupid enough that these movies are profitable, that's all there is to it. No one's going to meet Friedberg or Seltzer on the street and say "gosh, I'm a big fan of your work." Aside from friends and family, no one is going to care when they die and stop subjecting the world to this shit. And I guess that's good enough for me, because that's all the comfort I'm gonna get out of this.
That's it! I'm making a movie which consists entirely of... by Mr_Incredible	Jun 24th, 2008 03:39:13 AM
90 minutes of two Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer look-a-likes getting punched in their faces, kicked in their nuts, etc. In the grand finale, they will be anally raped by two male Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian look-a-likes. It's pure box office gold!
Hate 'em if you want, but those Jew-Bastards are it!!! by The Dum Guy	Jun 24th, 2008 03:49:55 AM
Friedberg... Seltzer... I think that Rob Riggle said it best when he said... "What causes people to choose to be Jewish?? Marijuana!!!" I'm not saying Hitler was right or even sane, but he would've made sure this shit wouldn't have been.
^^^^ by The Dum Guy	Jun 24th, 2008 03:54:27 AM
Hitler was also an insecure, self-loathing asshole, piece of dirt, who was good at making the public hear him in a good light... I just hate 2 things right now, Hitler - 1 and "MOVIE" People - 1.
Where is the AICN movie? by tme2nsb	Jun 24th, 2008 03:55:22 AM
It'd be funnier in this shit. 90 minutes of nothing but talkbackers in a room saying how shitty Shia LaBeouf and George Lucas are...I'd pay $50 to see that!
And yes by tme2nsb	Jun 24th, 2008 03:55:48 AM
I spelt his name worng.
And that one too. by tme2nsb	Jun 24th, 2008 03:56:03 AM
Fuck it's 356 am bitches
How can you mention Carlin in the same breath... by mrfan	Jun 24th, 2008 04:52:44 AM
as this crap?
Wow, Fuck you AICN by Deathpool	Jun 24th, 2008 05:08:10 AM
Putting Carlin's name in the same headline as this turd? I've defended this site often, but I've just lost a ton of respect for everyone associated with his place. Screw the lot of you.
Smackfu by Sans Souci	Jun 24th, 2008 05:24:54 AM
I praise your quasi-quotation of Chief O'Brien. And that's the only reason I'd ever post something in a talkback about this...well, to call it a movie is an insult to film stock. Is this the actual, literal "viral" video?
The only reason these movies work... by Anna Valerious	Jun 24th, 2008 06:03:50 AM
They have several "MAD TV" people in it. And yes, that is Christa Flannigan as Juno and Nicole Parker as Giselle, doing her wonderful Disney Princess impersonation.
I declare a fatwa on this twats by Dominic-Vobiscum	Jun 24th, 2008 06:03:50 AM
Fifteen cents to whoever brings me their severed heads. That's all those cunts are worth.
this these by Dominic-Vobiscum	Jun 24th, 2008 06:04:09 AM
These twats...it's early...shut up.
That Trailer Made Me Wanna Slap Myself To Death by PR1C3Y	Jun 24th, 2008 06:06:01 AM
Just relieved Carlin wasn't in it after the way that headline was titled.
sarah jessica parker has never looked better by Mr_X	Jun 24th, 2008 06:57:32 AM

Mybe these two idiots saw... by emeraldboy	Jun 24th, 2008 07:06:35 AM
idiocracy and loved the bit with the giant ass and they thought my god judge is right. so now you have two twits making the realife version of judges giant ass.
fuck by lex romero	Jun 24th, 2008 07:19:59 AM
there's nothing to say really. I mean, jeez that bit at the end, it's the joke from don't mess with the zohan, (that they saw in the trailer, the film wouldnm'ty haev been out when they were filming)but the characters are nbow two characters from another film...how on earth is that spoofing something? How on earth is that menat to be funny juyst stealing another films crappy joke and recycling it? I can't comprehend it.
RE: This explains how Obama actually has support. by Fawst	Jun 24th, 2008 07:21:55 AM
If that is supposed to make sense or be funny, you failed. Miserably.
Holy shit! by David Cloverfield	Jun 24th, 2008 07:33:40 AM
No way. NO FUCKING WAY WILL THIS SUCCEED. People are not this dumb. I can buy them sitting in to watch Epic Movie or Meet The Spartans, but there's no way in hell somebody sees this and says "yeah, let's buy some tickets". If someone like this they couldn't feed themselves, how in the name of god could they purchase tickets. IF the creators prove me wrong, then I salute them, and wish them to have every money in the world. They saw us for what are, and made the kind of movie the world demands. Good for them.
Yeah, half the words are missing from that rant by David Cloverfield	Jun 24th, 2008 07:34:36 AM
But I was in a state of shock.
Wikipedia saiz by nobletoast13	Jun 24th, 2008 07:40:12 AM
This is going to spoof The Love Guru as well! Make of that, as you will.
I hate misleading marketing by Series7	Jun 24th, 2008 07:40:34 AM
This isn't brought to you by some guys who've seen a lot of MOVIES, its brought to you by some guys who've seen a lot of TRAILERS. Just imagine if these boners had Uwe Bolls ability to cast known actors.
Some people are so starved for entertainment... by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 07:42:46 AM
That they would waste a trip with $4.08 gas, drive 20 miles and pay $8.50 to see a POS like this? Save all that time, effort and energy. Just TIVO any one of a dozen classic TV sitcoms and you will get more laughs in 5 minutes than however long this movie is.
oh..AND by nobletoast13	Jun 24th, 2008 07:50:07 AM
Speed Racer too.
As Bad as they are... by BeyondStatic	Jun 24th, 2008 07:51:35 AM
... and boy, do they suck as movies... they do have a sort of throw-back feeling to early Mel Brooks humor. Sure, they're not even in the same league, but they have the same sort of sarcastic satire spoof of "History of the World, Part 1", and "The Producers"... yeah I said it... Unfortunately, with the depraved state of the union, unless these films STOP making money, we won't see any less of them any time soon. But you have to applaud these guys a little. They took a simple idea and made it profitable. They found an outlet to break into the industry. They get to experiment with new equipment and techniques and work with professionals and grow as filmmakers. That's not a bad deal. We all have to start somewhere.
Yup lookd like a disaster movie all right. by TheNorthlander	Jun 24th, 2008 08:03:27 AM
and for 80 minutes, the world's idiots will sit in a dark room somewhere. That's our chance right there. They've given us an 80 minute time window where we can correct as much as possible that's wrong with the world while they're gone. Synchronise watches.
This explains how McCain actually has support. by Sequitur	Jun 24th, 2008 08:22:26 AM
There now we are balanced. Good to know someone is giving the untalented hacks at MadTV work.
These guys don't know what the word Spoof means. by Knuckleduster	Jun 24th, 2008 08:45:44 AM
Putting a guy who looks and sounds like Borat in your movie is not funny. The real Borat is already much funnier than anything these brainless fucks can come up with, so why put a Borat clone in there to remind how not-funny their movies are? Isn't the point of a spoof movie to make fun of movies that take themselves too seriously? Go watch Hot Shots or Top Secret, you hacks.
LOWEST FORM OF HUMANITY. by HoboCode	Jun 24th, 2008 08:52:34 AM
These are the people making this dreck. This is reprehensible garbage. Porryly made. Bad for society. These assholes belogn behind bars alogn with the suits puttign this shit in theaters. Fucking scumsucking bottomfeeding filth.
BeyondStatic by Series7	Jun 24th, 2008 08:58:34 AM
I feel like they are missing out on the whole GROWING concept.
Fuck God for letting this movie happen. by Kragmose	Jun 24th, 2008 08:58:55 AM

BeyondStatic by Sequitur	Jun 24th, 2008 09:02:45 AM
You should have your film lover membership card taken away and your balls stepped on for comparing these HACKS to the early genius of Mel Brooks!! There are ZERO ways their films are like his. Period.
Like it would be one thing by Series7	Jun 24th, 2008 09:03:34 AM
If we had any idea who these guys are. Like if they had some online blog, or they made the movie based off of stupid e-mails from people. If they let us kind of know their thought process (if any at all). Thats one of the huge problems why these are so bad. At least Date Movie looked like and tried to have some plot, Epic/Spartans/Disaster looks to be nothing. They look like strung together Best Week Ever and Soup bits. And with Disaster you can see that they've just stoped trying all together. I mean the thing with Handcock was just right from the Handcock trailer. This movie just looks like a bunch of people in the middle of some street re-enacting their favorite trailers for some lame attempt to get onto You Tube.
I wish someone would do an expose on these guys... by Dasher	Jun 24th, 2008 09:03:37 AM
Some newsmagazine program should try to find out what the deal is with these guys and why studios back them. I'd really like some answers from people. But it would require a good interviewer who wouldn't be afraid to ask the tough questions.
RE: pondscum by Seth_Brundle	Jun 24th, 2008 09:17:23 AM
Dude, I was going to say "From the people who should stop making movies," but Fuck Off and Die is way funnier. Kudos.
KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES by Unlabled	Jun 24th, 2008 09:35:54 AM

This movie is a beacon of hope! by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 09:42:33 AM
Look on the bright side, this movie PROVES that if you are a lazy half-wit hack, you can make money in hollywood! Write a piss-poor script, get some dumbass venture captialist to finance it and hire some noob director and you are there! Oh yeah, film in Canada to save costs, and get some college kid to do the CGI on his pirated copy of "Maya."
They should call this genre Torture Porn by DarthBakpao	Jun 24th, 2008 09:44:00 AM

PowerRing by Jackie Boy	Jun 24th, 2008 09:45:13 AM
Where the hell do you live man? Up here the gas average is $4.43 and a fucking movie costs at least $9.25!
Jackie Boy by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 09:58:39 AM
Yeah, that's about right. I can still get gas in town for $3.96. I can see a matinee for $6.50. Standard evening movies are $8.50. $9.25+ a $10.00 bucket of popcorn is fiscal rape. My wallet is feeling violated! I am in the pacific northwest.
$9.25 movies by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 10:03:28 AM
Yes, this is pricy. But it's better than $7.00 for a non-stadium seating theater. It was not that long ago that the neighborhood theaters didn't have THX system on par with the city theaters, nor stadium seating. But the price was almost the same. I may bitch about high movie prices, but my local theater chain has soft, reclining seats with a drink holder, a huge screen and unobstructed view. Not long ago, I'd see a movie with a view of the only 7' tall guy with a huge fro sitting right in front of me. The last NON THX film I saw was Jurassic park. Without kick-ass sound, that film is totally nutered. Seeing it in THX in a stadium theater was a night and day difference. It was worth the admission to me, vs just $2.00 less for weak sound and a view of...hair.
My guess, RE: Parodies of movies not even out yet... by AgentArchangel	Jun 24th, 2008 10:03:32 AM
...is they aren't even going to be jokes that last past the two minute mark. These movies are short for a reason. Though, why not a Happening parody in the film? They could make it an interactive film, and give the audience razorblades, because when this movie starts people are going to lose their ability to speak properly, then lose their train of thought, then...well you know the rest. (See how easy it is to make fun of a movie you never saw, Hollywood?)
I saw a spoof on a Disaster movie by Papa Lazaru	Jun 24th, 2008 10:13:44 AM
it was called Airplane! and it was the funniest film I've ever seen, this on the other hand looks about as funny as genocide.
Mad Tv by samuraiyao	Jun 24th, 2008 10:55:09 AM
Bobby Lee left, not that anything has changed ever since...
Actually, this looks BETTER than Hancock... by SpyGuy	Jun 24th, 2008 10:57:42 AM
...which is looking more and more painful with every trailer and TV spot I see.
movie like this..,. by thekylegassproject	Jun 24th, 2008 11:09:17 AM
are the exact reason why the West should fall...
movieS like this... by thekylegassproject	Jun 24th, 2008 11:16:05 AM
don't judge me!
worse than a worm filled diarrhea dump in your ear... by turketron	Jun 24th, 2008 11:34:38 AM
Holy shit... why... WHY DID I WATCH THAT TRAILER? I KNEW it would be bad. This needs to flop badly, but it won't. Who wants to bet that they'll add in some lame references to Indy 4, Wanted, Wall E, and The Dark Knight before the final cut is done? LAME REFERENCE MOVIE, INTERNET MOVIE, and MOVIE MOVIE... coming soon! Just shoot them all at once and pick and choose the scenes, so you can release one every month! What a crock of shit!
And then, do TV MOVIE!!! by turketron	Jun 24th, 2008 11:38:37 AM
The fucks can make "jokes" about 24, Lost, BSG, Dexter, and all the shitty reality tv shows!!! Actually, just make one for serialized shows and then one for reality tv (call it REALITY MOVIE)! I almost feel bad for typing that up because it will likely happen as long as these assholes are around. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK
These movies have been getting worse and worse by rogueleader66	Jun 24th, 2008 11:39:09 AM
With every new release. I had the bad fortune to see Meet The Spartans in the theaters, my g/f's daughter wanted to see it so we went, my g/f and I were disgusted at how un-funny it was. Date Movie had one or two semi-funny moments, Epic Movie, I don't even remember if I laughed at all, and Meet The Spartans, damn was just god awful. The spoof movie is dead, but these guys just keep pumping out garbage. I can't see how Disaster Movie is gonna be any different, but I will wait til the DVD comes to Netflix to see it, probably about a week after its release, as I can't see that many people handing over money to this potential turkey.
and then, make HAPPENING MOVIE by turketron	Jun 24th, 2008 11:40:05 AM
"spoof" The Happening, since they enjoy "spoofing" comedies. CRAPPENING MOVIE
why would you even netflix this shit... by turketron	Jun 24th, 2008 11:43:02 AM
if your urge to see this garbage heap is that strong, at least have the decency to steal it...
Oh my FUCKING GAWD!!!!! by StovetopStuffin'	Jun 24th, 2008 11:44:21 AM
how....what....why....eh..... At least the other movies came somewhat CLOSE to having a title that made sense. This doesn't even have a disaster in it. Let's see, there's super heroes (3 of them at that), hannah montana, a fucking falling cow, Enchanted girl getting hit by a cab, sex and the city trannies, and oh yeah, juno.....oh wait. The disaster IS the movie. I get it. Funny. Go fuck yourselves for wasting film and production crews on this shit.
One Good Thing About These Movies by Fireball XL-5	Jun 24th, 2008 11:44:28 AM
They act sort of like fly paper, attracting the kind of people who use their cell phones during movies. Think about it, the more clods who watch this, the less clods there are ruining things in YOUR theater! Ergo, may Disaster Movie run for weeks!
What's it like in the theater for one of these? by turketron	Jun 24th, 2008 11:47:02 AM
This thought just occurred to me... what's it like in a packed theater during one of these movies? Are people laughing and enjoying it with a shit-eating grin on their faces? Or are people squirming in their seats the whole time, many of them leaving after 5 minutes of mind rape?
Netflix by rogueleader66	Jun 24th, 2008 11:48:14 AM
I get so many movies from Netflix (10-12 a month) that it will actually only cost me about a dollar to see it. Wait, even that may be too much to pay to see this turkey, you are right maybe I should just steal it, LOL. Oh and Fireball, good point, have all the rude stupid idiots go see Disaster Movie and let us enjoy our movies in peace.
Enough by #1 Zero	Jun 24th, 2008 11:55:33 AM
It was bad enough when these guys put out a movie once a year in the middle of February when there was nobody watching or caring, which I assume is why there was mild success. But we do not need two movies in one year from them. First Meet the SPartans and now this. What does it take, like 3 weeks to produce this shit.
Cell phones by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 12:04:53 PM
Theaters should come equipped with a small parts cushing device, like a scaled down car-crusher. Any inconsiderate asshole who's cell phone rings would have it confiscated and crushed into particles in front of him, then banned for life from the theater. Option 2 would be to be forced to pay for EVERYONE'S ticket refund.
Oh my god... by IAmJack'sUserID	Jun 24th, 2008 12:10:22 PM
I really would support the deaths of the filmmakers involved with this cinematic holocaust. They're appear to take a shit for 80 minutes onscreen, or take a shit on their audience. Either death to the filmmakers or rape by drunken elephants. I don't care but make them suffer.
HAPPENING MOVIE by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 12:32:56 PM
would be great if we could get M Night to write and direct. William Shatner MUST play the lead!
Doh! Posted too soon. (HAPPENING MOVIE cont.) by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 12:35:36 PM
I meant to add. "Oh, wait. I forgot M Night has already made this spoof. I still think William Shatner would of been better as the lead. Nevermind."
Worth it for the talkback - by Abhimanyu	Jun 24th, 2008 12:36:09 PM
As already observed, the hilarity of folks' comments far outweigh the couple of minutes it took to watch that - thing. In a postmodern twist, repeating the non-joke from the trailer actually makes me burst out laughing. Case in point - all talkbacks featuring variations on "Wait ...a cow falls on Iron Man?".
DMINO! DMINO! DMINO! DMINO! by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 12:56:01 PM

"Wait ...a cow falls on Iron Man?". by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 12:58:09 PM
Far side---the movie! No wait, that would have a chance at being good.
SOVIET MOVIE by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 01:03:11 PM
Movie watches you.
Title says it all, people by moviemaniac-7	Jun 24th, 2008 01:13:18 PM
And it will make tons of money. Are they actually editing this movie right now and saying: "Hmm, this works, this doesn't. Yeah, we locked the picture! We are pretty happy with this!" Do they? These guys are the Uwe Boll of comedy. Even Fred Olen Ray, Jim Wynorski and Albert Pyun have fucking standards. These guys haven't...
Wait... The End is Coming, Aug. 29 2008? by turketron	Jun 24th, 2008 01:23:18 PM
(the showings for this movie will be converted to large gas chambers during the opening week for the betterment of the human race. Thank The Joker)
Ohh Zucker and Abrams where art thou? by Jabroni	Jun 24th, 2008 01:26:43 PM
I am compeletly turned off by these fucks that make these rip-off movies. Are any of them any good? I don't waste my time. I would rather sut back and watch Hot Shots or Airlplane for the 1,000th time. May these pieces of shit rot in hell.
What this movie is missing is by bobjustbob	Jun 24th, 2008 01:42:21 PM
swinging monkeys and gophers. How could this miss that?
How long until... by Vincent Gecko	Jun 24th, 2008 02:20:18 PM
Enterprising young "po-mo" indie filmmakers decide to make a film entitled either "Movie Movie" or "Comedy Movie" about post-apocalyptic insane film store geeks that go back in time in an attempt to eliminate Friedberg, Seltzer and their 2 Japanese financiers only to overshoot their destination by decades and inadvertently end up in the 1930s. They return home thinking they had at least half-succeeded only to find out that not only did Sequal Movie 7 and Environmental Documentary Movie still get simultaneously released Valentine's day 2012 but they had also caused Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Holocaust. Poor Hirohito and Hitler, 2 young film geeks born in the 2170s just wanted to make the world a better place. Horrified by their actions, they enter their time machine one last time to 1895 France and commit suicide by jumping in front of an oncoming train. Fin.
Y'know, I actually wish physical harm on these cunts by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 24th, 2008 02:32:02 PM
And any moron who goes to the cinema to see this shartfest
Ad copy hype...starts now by PowerRing	Jun 24th, 2008 02:32:44 PM
...So funny, I shat my boxer briefs ...I laughed until my grocieries pumped back out of my stomach...so brilliant that it causes retinal scarring...I laughed so hard that I lost total control,I did a spit take and pissed myself all at once...this movie obsoletes all other forms of comedy...I laughed my ribs out my neck...
Was that made this weekend? by supertoyslast	Jun 24th, 2008 02:44:38 PM
Spoofing recent movies is one thing. Spoofing trailers of movies that haven't even come out yet is quite another. Surely no-one is dumb enough to actually pay money to watch this? That would be as ridiculous as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Boris Johnson being elected to high political offices...
Disaster Movie Dishmaster movie by nukethefridge	Jun 24th, 2008 02:51:21 PM
Got to gets me some Jurassic Park iv
Fred Freds balls by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar	Jun 24th, 2008

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