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Mr. Beaks Observes and Reports on Jody Hill's OBSERVE AND REPORT (Starring Seth Rogen)!

CHUD SUCKS. by forrestal_was_good	Jun 19th, 2008 02:02:53 AM
Totally.
woo hoo - Beaks by HEADGEEK	Jun 19th, 2008 02:06:05 AM
Thank God! Now if only you and Moriarty and Quint kill that fat fuck Harry Knowles - this site will be like it was originally! When Harry was posting everything and we had no voices!
BUT... by forrestal_was_good	Jun 19th, 2008 02:07:20 AM
I DO like Seth Rogen.
Isn't It All One Big Hive Mind Anyway? by mrbeaks	Jun 19th, 2008 02:11:00 AM
I swear to god, I was drinking a Stone IPA, passed out, came to several hours later, and the whole article was written. Astonishing. And CHUD's wonderful. Let's not be like that.
If CHUD is wonderful - where are all the Exclamation Marks!!!!? by HEADGEEK	Jun 19th, 2008 02:16:19 AM
Hmmm?
So we are to forget... by LordEnigma	Jun 19th, 2008 02:20:36 AM
that you have been going by Jeremy Smith for over a year? Really? Just checking.
Jeremy Smith Is an Ass by mrbeaks	Jun 19th, 2008 02:23:35 AM

LordEnigma by HEADGEEK	Jun 19th, 2008 02:26:39 AM
You can think of him as Jeremy Smith - if you wish... but when he writes as MrBeaks - something beautiful happens. As Beaks - he's constantly reminded of what he loves and is passionate about - Film, Character Acting and well... he's simply brilliant.
and if Jeremy Smith is an Ass - by HEADGEEK	Jun 19th, 2008 02:27:17 AM
that ass is hot, ripe and meant for plucking, fucking and bustin'
I just don't want... by forrestal_was_good	Jun 19th, 2008 02:29:06 AM
...to read anything by "Jeremy Smith" on AICN. I'm cool with "Mr. Beaks" though.
So, Beaks -- has Bay's sensibility evolved yet? by SmarkJobber	Jun 19th, 2008 02:56:11 AM
Because from where I'm sitting, it looks like he's still pumping out the same ol' feces.
it's...all..... by chipps	Jun 19th, 2008 03:00:43 AM
....black
Fuck! by Marxeffect	Jun 19th, 2008 03:03:48 AM
The top of this talkback looks like a dead zebra thats started turning blue
I want sex with Rogens mouth by landosystem	Jun 19th, 2008 03:03:51 AM
Seriously, he's great, I'll be saying that even after all the Smith haters blog the blogosphere with their blogness about how much Zack and Miri sucks even though they haven't seen it... long live the SModcast!
Where the fuck is PINEAPPLE EXPRESS and GREEN HORNET?! by Mike_D	Jun 19th, 2008 03:07:46 AM
All I've been reading are news articles on those projects, then I get hit with these odd-ball movies with Seth in them that I've never heard of.
Yeah, i'm sick of waiting for PINEAPPLE by pokadoo	Jun 19th, 2008 03:23:59 AM
They showesa CHUNK of it on the SUPERBAD DVD. like, last year! Meanwhile, a million other Rogen/ Apatow projects have apeared out of nowhwere. I'm not complaining, i'm just fed up waiting.
Welcome Back!! by Fievel	Jun 19th, 2008 03:25:36 AM

Showesa? by pokadoo	Jun 19th, 2008 03:25:49 AM
..duh!
Rogen is in everything by Quartermass-87	Jun 19th, 2008 03:57:15 AM
There is such a thing as overkill...I mean damn every Aptow movie is basically like an SNL thing...one cast doing different roles. And everyone gets pissed Rob Schneider is in every Sandler flick.....LOL
Welcome back to AICN Jeremy you cynical fuck by messi	Jun 19th, 2008 05:06:19 AM
seriously. out of all the big movie websites with all the writers you take the crown for most non-fun dude in the history of non-fun dudes. SMILE!
The devolving sensibility of Mr. Beaks? by evolvingsensblty	Jun 19th, 2008 05:55:22 AM
Welcome back/ Your dreams were your ticket out/ Welcome back/ To that same old place that you laughed about/ Well the names have all changed since you hung around/ But those dreams have remained and they're turned around/ Who'd have thought they'd lead ya(Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)/ Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya) /Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,/ Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome back, Beaks! by Nordling	Jun 19th, 2008 05:56:30 AM
No matter where you are, you're a great writer and it's nice to see you doing what you do best. Welcome home.
"Chances are, he'll evolve." by aint_it_cruel?	Jun 19th, 2008 06:30:47 AM
lol. You really went there.
Harry, Do You And Mr. Beaks Need to Get a Room by kevinwillis.net	Jun 19th, 2008 06:59:37 AM
Awful lot of ass-busting talk going on in that last black-box comment . . . seriously, the two of you make a great-looking couple. Go have fun, kids!
Ray Sinclair Is God!!!! by PR1C3Y	Jun 19th, 2008 07:11:10 AM
Something Wild is a classic that not nearly enough people have saw. Did anybody know that Melanie Grithiffs character is where Tarantino took some inspiration for Mia in Pulp Fiction.
Huzzah! More Beaks equals more good! by Iowa Snot Client	Jun 19th, 2008 07:13:31 AM
His dreams were his ticket out.
How much more black could this talkback be? by Iowa Snot Client	Jun 19th, 2008 07:16:48 AM
The answer is none... none more black.
Yeah whats the deal with no by Series7	Jun 19th, 2008 08:04:32 AM
Pineapple Express new review ever day? I mean the movie comes out in like a month or 2? Shouldn't we have been getting reviews for this movie back in December? That or maybe Apatow realize that he is brand name now and doesn't need his shit pimped harder then a $5 hooker?
Ok so I'm haven't gotten this far by Series7	Jun 19th, 2008 08:11:53 AM
in my history class. But whats the history of CHUD and AICN and JoBlo? If any? Are they related? Is CHUD's Angle to AICN's Buffy? Or is it more like Antz to Bugs Life to Any Bully? Whats the deal? And why are airline peanuts so hard to open anyway?
Welcome Sir by hebrokeaway	Jun 19th, 2008 08:45:06 AM
Dear Harry, please fire Merrick and have Mr. Beaks do the daily updates. Also, please put Vern on staff full-time. Thank you.
Tom Jane is Jonah Hex? by The Llama	Jun 19th, 2008 09:15:44 AM
Hey, Harry--you're on speaking terms with Tom Jane, right? Is this pic that IGN is linking to of him all made up as Hex legit? Is AICN going to be running any sort of comment on that story?
Seth needs a vacation by ScottinDC	Jun 19th, 2008 03:31:30 PM
Seth has been hitting it pretty hard for 2 and a half years now (I mean doing movies back to back...not 'hitting' that bitchy pretentious whore Katherine Heigl). The man needs a vacation! Of course, after saying that, I'll be first in line for Pineapple Express. Can't wait. And off topic - why is Heigl such a flaming snapper?
Katherine Heigle by santi01	Jun 19th, 2008 03:46:00 PM
= C U Next Tuesday
Beaks!!!!!! by Quin the Eskimo	Jun 20th, 2008 01:24:29 AM
Now poach Farci!
Seth Rogen is... by TopHat	Jun 20th, 2008 02:05:57 AM
...that guy everybody knows who doesn't give a fuck about anything, yet, still gets more than you: that beautiful girl you're in love with because of what a great person she is ...he's fucked her at least twice. You try so hard to earn enough money so you can move out of your crappy apartment by the interstate ...he sells a script for a million and buys a house. You eat healthy, exercise, and still get some sort of cancer ...he eats junk food, smokes weed, never exercises, and he gets to fuck that beautiful girl you're in love with because of what a great person she is. Etc.
Apatow movies are funny to boring people by messi	Jun 20th, 2008 09:56:32 AM
granted they have funny bits, but the boring dudes like jeremy here who find them hilarious but go on a nonsensical tirade over batman begins' third act speaks alot to how much they suck as people. and they find these movies hilarious and special and amazing. funny bits yes, but when I think hilarious, i think naked gun.

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