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by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:45:42 AM
first
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:45:45 AM
and first
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:45:57 AM
and first
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:45:59 AM
What about Temeraire?
by amaysingstories
Jun 13th, 2008
09:49:15 AM
Or however it's spelled. You know, the "Her majesty's dragon" book and screenplay. Well, what about, AICN-meisters?
oh come on now...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:49:49 AM
...where's the love for DRAGONHEART...my wife says she can't watch that movie ever again...so so sad...
the good one...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:51:21 AM
...will be THE HOBBIT
first!!!
by listo65
Jun 13th, 2008
09:52:01 AM
oh i mean seventh!

by listo65
Jun 13th, 2008
09:52:46 AM
i mean eighth :(
The Hobbit....
by Zombieflicker
Jun 13th, 2008
09:53:33 AM
will have a bad-ass dragon in it. We've already seen CG dragons, so now we'll need a good story to back up the "been there already done that" dragon effects.
There's been a few good Dragon movies
by TheNorthlander
Jun 13th, 2008
09:55:02 AM
We actually had this conversation at work not long ago. Dragonheart, Reign of Fire, (is The Neverending Story a Dragon movie? Falcor IS a dragon.), Tales of the Earthsea...
There are also dragons in Spirited Away, Beowulf and Shrek, but then these are probably not "dragon movies".

Oh and then there's Eragon. But we don't talk about that, right?
amaysingstories
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Jun 13th, 2008
09:55:52 AM
i heard Pete Jackson was going to do that, but that was years ago.

i haven't read them, but the premise is cool enough.

The dragon in Beowulf was awesome
by ingloriousjedi
Jun 13th, 2008
10:04:50 AM
and 3d
The Dragon Knight series
by McDee
Jun 13th, 2008
10:09:16 AM
I'd like to see at least the first book made into a movie
I am the last one!!!
by Larry Sellers
Jun 13th, 2008
10:11:22 AM
as a kid I loved Dragon Heart
by cekma
Jun 13th, 2008
10:21:41 AM
not the greatest movies of course but lots of fun as a kid. Thought the dragon looked fantastic
Dragon Heart
by Andyb77
Jun 13th, 2008
10:26:38 AM
I like that movie. Every dragon should sound like Connery.
Dragonslayer anyone....
by j2talk
Jun 13th, 2008
10:28:11 AM
that film wasnt bad
FIRST!!!!
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
10:29:13 AM
To be 19th!
Reign of Fire wasn't bad
by I Dunno
Jun 13th, 2008
10:33:20 AM
It could have used some dragons though.
...and a live action Dragonlance would kick holy ass
by I Dunno
Jun 13th, 2008
10:34:17 AM
It would be better than Lord of the Rings. Yes, I said it.
If "The Incredible Hulk" proves anything...
by Anna Valerious
Jun 13th, 2008
10:36:42 AM
It's that mistakes can be corrected. And I want Fox to realize that so they can make "Eldest" and "Brisingr", without Fangemeier and with a better editor that won't leave the important parts out of the film. Just don't change the actors.
Why?
by ROBRAM89
Jun 13th, 2008
10:38:06 AM
Because, one they're lazy. People think all you need for a good dragon movie is a cool looking dragon. Two, because people have completely forgotten what makes a good dragon. If you have a movie based around dragons where not one dragon actually talks, you have a pretty shit dragon movie. They're supposed to be smart, and while you're at it, a fantasy dragon should be pretty damn magical, not just a big fire-breathing reptile. Hell, I would love to see a D&D style wise old sorcerer dragon in the modern day, ala Shadowrun. But no, Hollywood, I guess that's "too thinky" or something.
The book has no Plot.
by postalpez
Jun 13th, 2008
10:39:03 AM
I have got the OLOGY books for a few kids. They are more like an exhibit at a kids museum, with a few cheap gift shop trinkets thron in. So will it just be the name slaped on a script?
DRAGONSLAYER was the best dragon movie
by fiester
Jun 13th, 2008
10:39:33 AM
By far.
Dragonslayer
by bod33
Jun 13th, 2008
10:40:19 AM
Vermithrax is the greatest dragon to grace any film ever.
If they do SMAUG right in THE HOBBIT...
by WhoDis
Jun 13th, 2008
10:45:56 AM
...it'll be game over, man. Game over.

I'm on Book 3 of that Termeraire/His Majesty's Dragon series, I know Peter Jackson bought the rights to it, it's like MASTER & COMMANDER crossed with LORD OF THE RINGS with a touch of PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN in it's fun and lighter moments

Would love to see a Dragonlance movie, but I doubt they'll do it right.

Of course the "winning" dragon so far is Vermithrax from DRAGONSLAYER.

NOT LOTR VERSION #5
by ArcadianDS
Jun 13th, 2008
10:46:31 AM
That should be the title for this movie.
Didn't Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey already star in th
by TVguy4566
Jun 13th, 2008
10:48:27 AM
It sounds kinda Reign of Fire-ish to me. I do agree that Reign of Fire would have been much better if there were more dragons. Fighting one dragon at a time made it it more realistic (well assuming dragons were real), but didn't really help the movie to be more entertaining.
Bring out TEMERAIRE! For God's sake!
by DanteS2005
Jun 13th, 2008
10:49:27 AM
Wonderful book(s), it should be turned into a movie like now. Jackson instead decided to punt in line "Lovely Bones" (that i can0t wait to see, btw) a stupid "Tin Tin" movie, which no one in the world wants to see and "The Hobbit" movie (as a producer) which I don't care about. I really hope that Temeraire will be the next flick He'll work on.
CGI is the reason...
by Kid Z
Jun 13th, 2008
10:50:50 AM
...and poor design. The dragons always end up looking like dinosaurs-on-cosmic-rays, mutant dinos. Boring. The dragon in Dragonslayer, on the other hand, looked like something out of a medieval engraving.
I rather watch SEAGALOGY.
by Gilkuliehe
Jun 13th, 2008
10:51:49 AM
He he he.
"will an average American audience...
by Kid Z
Jun 13th, 2008
10:57:35 AM
...will an average American audience buy into alternative history?" They already do that anyway when they go to church or visit the Creation Museum
Merrick's stance is 100% correct.
by Nice Marmot
Jun 13th, 2008
10:58:23 AM
Dragonslayer ruled. Everything else ranged from noble-attempt to crap.
Is it possible to make a good movie anymore?
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 13th, 2008
10:59:20 AM
The TEMERAIRE series...
by brokentusk
Jun 13th, 2008
11:04:22 AM
... would make for a great trilogy of dragon films. Peter Jackson holds the rights, and I'm sure he'll get around to making it at some point, he only obtained the rights about a year ago - these things take time.
I dunno
by professor murder
Jun 13th, 2008
11:06:28 AM
Yes man, I agree. If they could take the Chronicles and Legends trilogies and turn them into movies, with the same care that was used on LOTR, these movies would be the best. The only D&D movies that would need to be made. Great stories. They tried to make the first book into a cartoon released earlier this year and it SUCKED! Had Keifer Sutherland voicing Raistlin so that was cool though. But yeah, those stories need care put into them.
regarding above post
by professor murder
Jun 13th, 2008
11:07:58 AM
I was referring to Dragonlance, in case anyone was wondering. Go buy the books!!! ha
Yeah, Reign of Fire -
by Cat_Corporation
Jun 13th, 2008
11:09:35 AM
I remember catching that flick on a whim with a couple of mates after work, and we were totally entertained by it. Really fun watching Bale and McConaughey trying to out-torso each other, but as a female, I didn't mind... ;D The dragons were pretty good too if I remember. There've been great dragons in non-dragon movies - Spirited Away was just wonderful, but I was underwhelmed by the Beowulf dragon. He was always scarier in the poem. But I agree, Smaug should be awesome.
Dragonology does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jun 13th, 2008
11:13:59 AM
There was a cartoon movie called THE FLIGHT OF DRAGONS back in the Eighties that I enjoyed (don't know if it holds up now though). Like others I also thought that the BEOWULF dragon was pretty decent.
D-Wars was so Bad it was Great
by grungies
Jun 13th, 2008
11:15:18 AM
Come on, that movie was hilarious!
Harry - Anyone have the Pern books working?
by Ninja Nerd
Jun 13th, 2008
11:18:46 AM
Anne McCaffrey's Dragons of Pern books, especially the earlier ones, would be excellent. And this is science fiction, not fantasy material. Genetically engineered lizards, telepathic bonds, lots of sex....what's not to like?
how bout DRAGONOSCAPY
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
11:21:16 AM
have you ever needed your dragon cut open
FABLE OF THE DRAGON TYRANT
by benito
Jun 13th, 2008
11:24:16 AM
There's a dragon story written by Oxford philosopher Nick Bostrom called 'The Fable of the Dragon Tyrant'. It's used as a metaphor for arguing the moral imperative to cure the aging process through science, which is well underway with projects like SENS already attracting millions of dollars annually for research Well worth a read, and I love a movie with a metaphor, especially one so important. Maybe someone will option it one of these days. Here's a link (remove spaces): http://www.nickbostrom.com/fab le/dragon.html
Best dragon movie was...
by Heckles
Jun 13th, 2008
11:29:44 AM
'Heartbreak Kid'. At least I figured it was a dragon movie. Some kind of monster swooped in and fire blasted Ben Stiller's career and dropped a turd named Carlos Mencia in the middle of production.
Sounds like another kids movie to me.
by grampageezer
Jun 13th, 2008
11:34:18 AM
Why izzit they always have to have some evil guy trying to control something that allows him to take over the world? Didn't they do that in the first D&D movie? That's like saying, 'I'm going to control all the elephants in the world! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa!" Besides Disney's Dragonslayer, the best dragon movie was that fictional documentary about the history of dragons that was on the Discovery channal last year.
professor murder,
by I Dunno
Jun 13th, 2008
11:35:36 AM
I tried watching the Dragonlance animated movie...still trying to make my way through it. I havenn't seen animation that bad since the early 80's

But a big budget live action version...it has everything. Dragons all over the place, good and bad, bad ass motherfuckers with big ass swords, a real tangible villain unlike LOTR and Raistlin would be this generation's Darth Vader.

And it has an actual story and much more interesting characters than LOTR. But it won't happen. Unless I, a lowly editor get enough clout in the industry to make it happen. Yeah, right.

Don't Know About The Books
by thefrood
Jun 13th, 2008
11:35:58 AM
But my kids were bought the board game for Christmas and it's boring as all fuck-ology
Remake Sex in the City,
by Diagnostic
Jun 13th, 2008
11:37:48 AM
but with dragons.
"It would be better than Lord of the Rings."
by Tinfang
Jun 13th, 2008
11:39:27 AM
Yeah, in your lackluster dreams.

I thought the Dragonslayer dragon was great as well as the biggie in Reign of Fire. Of course, Smaug will rule all when it comes out. Bow down before the Greatest And Chiefest of Calamities!

Dragonslayer...........
by BacardiRocky
Jun 13th, 2008
11:40:00 AM
best dragon flick by far. the old animated Rakin & Bass Hobbit was great but i guess it doesn't count huh?
the Pern dragons
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Jun 13th, 2008
11:43:02 AM
had bad ass design. and i love the color/size distinction.
Medieval Spawn VS the Dragon!!!
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Jun 13th, 2008
11:46:20 AM
written and directed by Todd McFarlane.

do it.

ivor the engine
by bod33
Jun 13th, 2008
11:47:10 AM
Idris the dragon was also great.
Dont forget Petes Dragon
by Paraplegic_RaceHorse
Jun 13th, 2008
11:48:52 AM
He could turn invisible!
Pete's Dragon
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Jun 13th, 2008
12:01:01 PM
was a great movie. i had the Fisher Price record (yes, the vinyl record) that would read along with the storybook.

"turn the page, when you hear the chimes ring, like this..."

"It would be better than Lord of the Rings."
by I Dunno
Jun 13th, 2008
12:06:35 PM
Hell yeah it would be better than Lord of the Rings.

I realize there would be no Drganlance if it wasn't for LOTR.

But Dragonlance has a much deeper story and more interesting characters than some midgets trying to throw a ring into a volcano.

Iron Dragon's Daughter
by JackNF
Jun 13th, 2008
12:10:03 PM
I just finished reading Michael Swanwick's "The Iron Dragon's Daughter" last week, quite the mind-fuck that book. You could make a truly bizarre masterpiece adapting that book to the screen, except that the budget you'd need to pull it off decently would lead to meddling suits doing everything they can to screw it up.
Umm....HARRY POTTER?
by twindaggerturkey
Jun 13th, 2008
12:28:29 PM
Admittedly, it's not ABOUT dragons, but dragons feature prominently in two of the movies, and the last movie is most likely going to have one, too...
I quite like Reign of Fire
by slone13
Jun 13th, 2008
12:29:03 PM
The last dragon movie I've seen before (or since) Reign of Fire was Dragonslayer, which I doubt holds up very well.
Tiamat
by Metlar413
Jun 13th, 2008
12:30:26 PM
Best Dragon Ever.
I liked Dragonslayer
by Animation
Jun 13th, 2008
12:32:31 PM
I liked Dragonslayer but I found most of the other Dragon movies to be un-interesting or unsatisfying. I loved Spirited Away but it isnt really a Dragon Movie.
sloane33
by bod33
Jun 13th, 2008
12:38:21 PM
Dragon slayer holds up very well, especially the dragon which is still the greatest dragon in movie history.
sorry
by bod33
Jun 13th, 2008
12:39:32 PM
slone13, to many beers cant type
bod33
by slone13
Jun 13th, 2008
12:40:32 PM
I will have to check it out again. I've always found it amusing that Peter MacNicol went on to play the little nerdy guy on Ally McBeal...
I thought Eragon was ok
by Moviekiller
Jun 13th, 2008
12:43:07 PM
I thought it could have been better, but I still liked it. The final dragon fight kicked ass.
MacNicol
by bod33
Jun 13th, 2008
12:45:56 PM
Yes slone13 its the only two things i have ever seen him in. He was more suited to nerd than a dragonslayer lol
Yes, GIVE ME DRAGONLANCE!!!
by DarthCorleone
Jun 13th, 2008
12:48:00 PM
I'll shout it in these message forums until the end of my days.
Whodis is right. If Smaug is well done then Hobbit wins
by Knobules
Jun 13th, 2008
12:50:33 PM
Hopefully they will put the same care into Smaug they put into Gollum. Oh dear lord please make them do it right or my life will turn to crap.
And I concur on Dragonslayer.
by DarthCorleone
Jun 13th, 2008
12:54:50 PM
That dragon was badass.
And I agree Smaug will rock.
by DarthCorleone
Jun 13th, 2008
12:57:00 PM
If Hobbit will be considered a "dragon movie," then it will take the title from Dragonslayer. But a well-executed series of six Dragonlance films would put all dragon movies in their place for all time.
Regarding Sex in the City
by amaysingstories
Jun 13th, 2008
01:06:19 PM
Isn't the one out now already starring a bunch of old dragons?
they made that dragon documantary
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:08:08 PM
it was very good and convincing. even though "they" say theyre not real. i believe. cause i'm awesome.
oh and happy birthday tom cruise
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:09:44 PM
25 years old. hooray!
flight of the dragons is an awesome
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:10:43 PM
dragon cartoon from 1982.
Me? I'm Waiting For Temeraire
by DKT
Jun 13th, 2008
01:11:59 PM
I want Peter Jackson and the Naomi Novik books! Those could kick some serious ass. The battle scenes would be mind-blowing.

Did somebody say they would be better than LotR? Because that would be a stupid thing to say -- LotR kicked ass. What's important is that they'd be different, and they'd be their own thing. And they would also kick ass.
Oh, They were Talking About Dragonlance
by DKT
Jun 13th, 2008
01:14:01 PM
Haven't read those. They'd probably look a lot like LotR. Still, hell, sure why not? Somebody take a crack at those, too. I say MORE dragons is always a good thing.
dragons world thats the documentary
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:14:40 PM
sounds like that.
DKT
by bod33
Jun 13th, 2008
01:24:12 PM
More dragons would be a good thing if they didnt all turn out to be crap. The reason Vermithrax from dragonslayer is great is not only the design which is fantastic, but because as a character he is a evil bastard.
Forgotten Realms > Dragonlance
by Shigeru
Jun 13th, 2008
01:34:13 PM
I want a Drizzt movie! lol
and yeah, um the dragon in Goblet of Fire
by Shigeru
Jun 13th, 2008
01:35:01 PM
was fucking BA
DragonSlayer = Awesome
by brattyben
Jun 13th, 2008
02:02:59 PM
I loved that movie as a kid, and actually have (somewhere) the Marvel comic adaptation. Such great imagery in that movie. And I have a soft spot for Dragon Heart. When it came out, the effects were leaps ahead of what others were doing at the time. Plus, it's got Connery's voice. How can you go wrong.
The 5th Temeraire Book...
by Kezilla
Jun 13th, 2008
02:10:08 PM
...VICTORY OF EAGLES, is due in stores (as a hardcover no less) July 8th: http://tinyurl.com/3wy3nm
falcor
by vaterite
Jun 13th, 2008
02:10:57 PM
Falcor is one of the most fun/interesting of modern day movie dragons, because they had the balls to reinvent the design, and not to make him look like Smaug.
The Dragon sequence in Beowolf was pretty good...
by beefywhore
Jun 13th, 2008
02:13:25 PM
just my opinion. I could be wrong.
Temeraire
by scrivener
Jun 13th, 2008
02:32:19 PM
Just throwing my opinion that PJ needs to get his ass moving on the Temeraire movies as soon as he's done on TinTin. So long as they keep for the excruciating level of historical authenticity (despite the dragons, of course), those books would make for some face-smashingly awesome-tastic movies.
Dragonlance, Forgotten Realms
by jbreeze
Jun 13th, 2008
03:17:36 PM
Why doesnt Wizards of the Coast get involved in the movie scene? There is plenty of good material in their books, including the Dragonlance stories and the Dark Elf Sagas. They usually seem to get the art work and representation right, where are those artists when movies are made?? I wanna see a Drizz't DoUrden movie.
The Dragon movie with Sean Connery as the voice
by hallmitchell
Jun 13th, 2008
03:20:03 PM
That was a flop. I can't ever think of a Dragon movie in recent times that was a hit. Dragon movies think because they have a dragon in it means automatic box office success. Wrong!
Homeland: The Movie
by Shigeru
Jun 13th, 2008
03:27:17 PM
(The first Dark Elf saga book) Great story, great characters, not sure if it would ever work as a flick. Problems:
Would you cast black actors? You couldn't do blackface LOL. If you changed them to really pale say hello to controversey.
The movie would be DARK. Thematically yeah but I mean visually. You'd have to (understandably) cheat and have like blue and purple torches all over the place and even then that's 2 hours watching a movie that takes place in a cave.
I'd still love to see it made.
Opening scene: the mother giving birth intercut with silent ninja Drow sneaking into the opposing house's compound.
Dragons
by Caerdwyn
Jun 13th, 2008
03:41:20 PM
Loved the dragons in Reign of Fire, though they received less screen time than they deserved. Dragonheart is no monumental work of cinema, but it is fun and endearing, and I'd question your humanity if you didn't turn on the water works come the film's conclusion. Dragonlance could go the way of LotR (more Fellowship than Return) or straight to Eragon territory, depending on who gets their hands on it. I fear the latter given how most 'high fantasy' is handled these days.
I dunno
by professor murder
Jun 13th, 2008
04:00:54 PM
Yep, it would never happen. Outside of LOTR, D&D'ish movies have been mostly flops and money losers. Heck, the most recent 'Dungeon Seige' kind of pushes more and more companies to not take on these projects(people out of their elements trying to make these movies).

Back to the recent Dragonlance animation. Yeah, the art was sucktastic. I can't believe how bad it was in this day of animation. And Sturm didn't have freaking horns on his helmet! That defined that bastart! How can you not have the horns!?

Raistlin and Lord Soth.....coolest/scariest onscreen villains/anti-heroes of the fantasy realm.

Must be nice to be so delusional.
by Tinfang
Jun 13th, 2008
04:15:01 PM
There would be no talk of Dragonlance had LoTR, and Tolkien, not led the way. I mean, not being to your personal taste is one thing but if you seriously think Dragonlance is on a higher level than LotR then I suggest you stick to the type of literature and movies you obviously seem to understand; Little Golden Books (I suggest Pooh And the Pebble Hunt) and Thomas the Train Videos. As for dragons, perhaps Dragon in the Cupboard by Karen Dolby.
Real dragons should be intelligent and talk
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 13th, 2008
04:17:11 PM
5th anniversary of that particular talkback catchphrase.
???
by professor murder
Jun 13th, 2008
04:24:05 PM
Are you telling me that you cannot build on greatness? You can't take the tools of something that was good, and make a story that is better?

It was already mentioned on this board that all of these other fantasy stories would most likely not be around if Tolkein hadn't written his, but to say that Tolkeins books are the upmost, absolute best is ridiculous. Some of that stuff is so complicated to read. The way the Dragonlance stories are setup up is in another world, with another story, and other characters.

To say that they both can't be great is absurd, because (imo) the Dragonlance trilogies were written better than the LOTR trilogy. It's not delusional. It's great authoring.

Flight of Dragons?
by mudkip5000
Jun 13th, 2008
04:25:39 PM
I'm saying do a remake of Flight of Dragons, but add mroe elemts from the book it was based on "The Dragon and the George." I watched that Discovery Chanel special on dragons a while back and got really pissed off when they went on to say that dragons flew around much like blimps with the hydrogen gasses....because that was totally ripped from FLight of Dragons... seriously.
H.R. Puffenstuff
by freq
Jun 13th, 2008
04:33:51 PM
would be the scariest dragon movie of all time. it's giving me shivers just thinking about it.
GOBLET OF FIRE and BEOWFUL were good
by Drath
Jun 13th, 2008
04:41:52 PM
What, the word dragon has to be in the title or the whole movie has to revolve around the dragon? The dragons in those movies were pivotal, and excellently rendered. I'd take more movies with dragons in strong supporting roles like that over more dragon-starring movie since those are basically big monster movies, which more often than not suck shit. ______________________________ _______ Flight of Dragons is long overdue for a decent DVD release. That, The Last Unicorn, and the Hobbit were excellent animated fantasy, and about the only use I have for Rankin and Bass (yeah I loved Thundercats at the time, but that and Silverhawks stopped being watchable for me long ago).
Dugald A. Steer = Greased Adult
by Iowa Snot Client
Jun 13th, 2008
05:33:19 PM
Dragon Drive (manga) has some nice dragon designs. Fat dragons. Skinny dragons. Dragons that climb on rocks.
I think films about mythical creatures are
by skimn
Jun 13th, 2008
05:50:51 PM
fine, but not as the focus. The centaurs and such worked in Narnia because they were not the main story. We've become so jaded by digital technique that if you've seen one dragon, you've seen them all.

And yes, Dragonslayer still holds up well today. Although the young ladyfolk of that village would be shagging like minx if they had any brains. And MacNichol rocks the perm fro.

It used to be the same thing with SciFi
by Macktheknife01
Jun 13th, 2008
07:03:37 PM
A good dragon movie will be one in which the dragon are part of the story, not the story. like good scifi it is a setting nothing more BSG could be about Greek travelers fleeing Persian invaders. the Temeraire books have excellent potential because dragons are a part not the prime mover in the story.
Dragonlance does not have a deeper story than LOTR
by jae683
Jun 13th, 2008
07:04:17 PM
Good grief. The characters are stock D&D characters, for crying out loud. You're completely off your rocker if you think that. Try the Similian. That had a bad ass dragon in that.
Del Toro wants to make the DEFINITIVE screen dragon
by performingmonkey
Jun 13th, 2008
07:24:56 PM
That's what he said in the web chat. He has always dreamed of bringing Smaug to the screen and he wants him to look like the ultimate dragon, better than any other that's graced the screen previously. If anyone's gonna succeed with that venture it's Del Toro with WETA. Christmas 2011 can't come any sooner.
Dragonriders of Pern would make an awesome movie.
by W3bzpinn3r
Jun 13th, 2008
08:09:58 PM
Sure, many aspects would have to be tweaked to work in the film world, but it would make a solid foundation for a trilogy of films. ILM could do an awesome job, if they focused on it rather than junk-pile robots or cheesy wizard movies.
Smaug cometh ... everyone else to swarm in too?
by Dreamfasting
Jun 13th, 2008
08:35:33 PM
I have a feeling that for better or worse, we're going to get saturated with dragons in a couple of years as everyone rushes to catch a ride on the anticipation for the Hobbit. There are just so many stories that can be done about dragons - Pern type companions, Hulk-smash type destroyers, guardians, guides, tragic immortals. I have to admit I've always wanted to see a "quiet, serious fantasy" woven from the themes of that bittersweet old song "Puff the Magic Dragon".
Reign of Fire should have been
by Hotscot
Jun 13th, 2008
09:34:23 PM
Reign of Fire should have been a trilogy Part 1. The dragons almost exterminate mankind. Part 2. Van Zandts story in the US. How he got the dragon tooth. Part 3. The finale. There was so much potential unrealised.
Puff the Magic Dragon = Hash
by Hotscot
Jun 13th, 2008
09:35:15 PM
Hotscot: nope. Look it up.
by Dreamfasting
Jun 13th, 2008
09:58:57 PM
Believe it or not, some things actually do come from a purer, more innocent view of the world.
None of those movies werer any good
by Volstaff
Jun 13th, 2008
10:31:15 PM
except Dragonslayer. Seriously Reign of Fire?Earthsea?! WTF!? Why do fantasy movie fans seem to be ok with settling on shit?Especially on a site devoted to movie lovers? "Well hey, that Eragon movie that wasn't so bad.I only wanted to claw my eyes out a little bit." Sheesh. I think if someone could figure out a way to bring Anne Mcaffrey's books to the big screen without cocking it up, we'd have a winner ( or series of winners), but the trick is the whole "without cocking it up" part.
For the love of God don't...
by shmu65
Jun 13th, 2008
10:37:46 PM
call it Dragonology!
Thanks Dreamfasting
by Hotscot
Jun 13th, 2008
10:51:30 PM
Your right that made me feel better. I actually love the song and it always makes me cry. I'm glad the rumour was just a rumour.
Elric
by Dingbatty
Jun 14th, 2008
12:54:02 AM
The Melniboneans use dragons as steeds?

'The Forgotten Beasts of Eld' by Patricia McKillip might make a decent flick... The 'Dragonbone Chair' has one 'live' dragon in it. Also would be a great live-action trilogy. It's Tolkien-esque, but different enough to set it apart from the Jackson films (WETA either consciously or inadvertently copied the Asian-inspired aesthetic for it's Elves from Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn's Elf analogue the Sithi). Eustace turns into a dragon in the third Narnia book, if they make another one of those crappy movies... Oh, and Falkor was modeled after Chinese dragons -- Leung, by he way.

Earthsea
by Biggie Kaiju
Jun 14th, 2008
12:54:53 AM
Not a lot of us have seen "Tales from Earthsea" unless you're into bootlegs or have an unlocked DVD player, since the bozos at the skiffy channel have blocked distribution til 2009. Not that it's likely to prove to be worth the wait, alas, though even minor Ghibli is good. Keep yr fingers crossed for Jackson to do Temeraire.
Where's the movie?
by Bass Ackwards
Jun 14th, 2008
01:26:30 AM
There's no narrative to these books, its just like an encyclopedia of dragons.
Hotscot
by chipps
Jun 14th, 2008
01:59:24 AM
then you would the chronology of the movies going 2 1 3. no big budget action franchise would ever do anything so stupid. Not even George lucus could be so stupid. oh wait, he could.
first
by chipps
Jun 14th, 2008
02:01:03 AM
which is why the reference in the darabont script as to what ever happened to willie scott (implying that she came after marion) is kinda stupid too
"The highest profile of recent attempts, D-WAR..."
by Big Dumb Ape
Jun 14th, 2008
02:43:32 AM
Wow! Thanks to Merrick whoever is head of marketing at 20th Century Fox is reaching for the Pepto-Bismol right now. Especially when you call a crappy Korean import the "highest profile dragon movie of recent times" over ERAGON which cost Fox $100,000,000 to make. Oh wait. If we tack on print costs and distribution and marketing and all that good stuff, and then use that basic Hollywood equation that you have to make back twice your budget in order to break even...

...That means you spent TWO HUNDERED MILLION DOLLARS to come in behind a crappy import Korean movie! Nice going, Fox!

LMAO! Dragonlance better written han LOTR???
by Big Dumb Ape
Jun 14th, 2008
03:35:59 AM
Ok, on this I think we can agree. Speaking in literary terms, whoever thinks DRAGONLANCE is better written then Tolkien's LOTR books SERIOUSLY needs to put down the dice and role playing cards and get out of the basement, or you need to stop drinking so much wine while parading around in furs at the local Medieval show in the park...
The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm 1962
by Maegnarval
Jun 14th, 2008
04:10:28 AM
Hey this cinerama film had a Dragon in it too! I have the old hardcover movie book of the movie as well! Never saw the movie though, hope it comes out on Blu-Ray of course!
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!
by abigblueball
Jun 14th, 2008
06:37:45 AM
The best dragon story ever. The song is so sad and sweet. I always wanna cry when little Jackie Paper grows up and breaks Puff's heart by leaving him behind. It's like ET in reverse.
Temeraire FTW
by spix14
Jun 14th, 2008
06:50:01 AM
I just pray to god that Jackson does as good a job on Temeraire as he did on LOTR, and that it's at least a trilogy and not a dumbed down version crammed into one movie. Those movies have the potential to be EPIC.
Exactly professor murder.
by Tinfang
Jun 14th, 2008
09:36:10 AM
Read whatever you want, enjoy it and don't waste time comparing one author to another. After all, one just ends up in a "nerd fight" if you say your preference is superior to another. The other poster, I Dunno, just always bad mouths LotR whenever he post on anything Tolkien related so I was just giving it back to him. He's simply a worthless troller, IMHO. Why disparage one over the other due to personal taste? Isn't that just childish? Now, to be clear, I never said that both could not be read. Why would I wish to impose my taste over another’s?

And if you think the Hickman's are better authors than Tolkein, fine, that IS your opinion, after all. However, if you want to debate that subject then be prepared to do it on grounds other than personal taste. What is your argument that their works are superior, in a literary sense, to Tolkien's? “Great authoring” is still just your opinion and, surely, you recognize there are many, many books published on that very subject concerning Tolkien’s works? How many books can you name that argue for the Hickman’s in that sense?

Now, what you see as "complicated" I see as rich depth entirely worthy of my time to delve into and comprehend. How else can one get the whole mythology of Arda without understanding the Silmarillion, for example? Is the entire beginning and thousands of years of a planet and its people complicated? Are there lots and lots of names? Yes, how wonderful! On the surface, of course, it requires a bit of patience but it's worth it in the end. I can assure you I'm not the brightest jewel in the crown and if I can get it anyone can.

The Hobbit, on the other hand, is easily understood and can be appreciated by many age levels. After all, Tolkien re-wrote much of it for the 1966 edition to bring it in line with his “Hobbit sequel” and respond to his children chastising him for talking down to his audience.

Finally (yay!), I hope a Dragonlance movie turns out well and is a huge financial success to boot. Though for me, they are pale shadows of Tolkiens works and I put ‘em down after the first book, I still want them to succeed and please their fan base. I certainly plan to see it.

A question for Tinfang
by lyleblake82000
Jun 14th, 2008
10:58:38 AM
Thank you for your intelligent, courteous and well-balanced post. Other TBers should follow your example. I never heard that Tolkien rewrote THE HOBBIT, which of course he wrote first before the great Ring trilogy and came out on a scale not quite so grand. Where did you read or hear that he redid it? If you are able to post an answer, could you send me a copy, as I don't get here to this site as often as I would like? Lyle lyleblake82000@yahoo.com
If you want to see great dragons...
by seniorspeilbergio
Jun 14th, 2008
11:57:25 AM
just hope HBO does George RR Martins' A Song of Ice and Fire series. No one's seen a dragon for about 150 years and at the end of the first book, 3 dragons are hatched from fossilized eggs and we see them grow and mature through the next couple books. It's interesting because it not only showcases a dragons life cycle but the developement and sociology of dragons is explored and as they grow they become more and more dangerous. At one point, one flaps in front of a guy then spits fire in his face setting his head ablaze. They're brutal and they can't eat any food that isn't cooked first which seems to make sense to me. They're also like fish in that the size they reach is only limited by the cage or pit you keep it in. And yes, Dragonslayer still holds up except for McNichol's perm. And I thought Reign of Fire rocked. When the dragons weren't on the screen the characters were just as fascinating. I loved McConaughey's Quint character. As far as Dragonlance goes, I haven't read them but every fantasy geek i know raves about them so their must be something there.
I'm no troll, Tinfang
by I Dunno
Jun 14th, 2008
12:09:45 PM
I honestly believe that Dragonlance, at least the first trilogy, is a better story than LOTR. The characters alone were much deeper than anyone in LOTR. And it was a helluva lot more than throwing a ring into a volcano (which those eagles could have done in hours).

You have your opinions, I have mine but don't call me a troll because I have an opinion you disagree with.

Flight of Dragons is the best Dragon film
by xmanse
Jun 14th, 2008
12:40:48 PM
It rocks! End of.
THE PROBLEM IS.....
by Blitz
Jun 14th, 2008
01:22:03 PM
If you're going to make a Dragon Movie, take it seriously. Simple as that. And I know Reign of Fire was not the greatest movie ever. I thought it was pretty good regarding what other Dragon flicks are like.
Hey ....I Dunno
by Blitz
Jun 14th, 2008
01:24:06 PM
Did you read LOTRs? Because there is a lot more going on then just throwing a ring into a volcano. Just asking, you sound like someone who just watched the movies.
DRAGONLANCE MOVIE
by CutterZane
Jun 14th, 2008
02:01:12 PM
Umm....they already made one. It was released earlier this year as an animated feature, with Michael Rosenbaum (Tanis), Kiefer Sutherland (Raistlin) and Lucy Lawless (Goldmoon). It was also absolutely awful - the story was heavily truncatd, there were some ridiculous changes made, and the animation style was retro-80s. Apparently, this is all they could get the studios to spend on the licence (most of it probably went to the voice talent), so I wouldn't hope for a live action anytime soon.
Another vote for Temeraire.
by Knuckleduster
Jun 14th, 2008
02:29:49 PM
Tell Peter Jackson to watch Master and Commander a dozen times and then get to work.
animal planet doc ftw
by ValMcKee
Jun 14th, 2008
04:39:41 PM
dragon's world a fantasy made real will rape your face if you like dragons
Lollipop Dragon
by Bootskin
Jun 14th, 2008
11:00:07 PM
FTW
lyleblake82000,
by jae683
Jun 14th, 2008
11:51:09 PM
Tolkien didn't rewrite the Hobbit whole-sale. He modified it to fit in line more with the Lord of The Rings, when those books were released.
The 2 Dungeons & Dragons Live-Action Movies...
by Maegnarval
Jun 15th, 2008
02:09:12 AM
Were Cool & had Cool Dragons too!
Eagles couldn't have tossed the ring in.
by Dingbatty
Jun 15th, 2008
06:40:12 AM
Anyone who says so didn't read LOTR close enough. The Ring had the ability to subtly influence fate around it, especially if in the proximity of a being susceptible to it's power (the Hobbits were emblematic of the strength of the joining of all the races -- short like dwarves, faces bodies society like rustic men, ears stealth and nature lore of elves, and didn't have motivations toward power -- so they had a higher resistance.
The Eagle would've have failed in some way at the last or succumbed to the Fell Beasts, or the Ring would've bounced off a rock and rolled out of Orodruin.
Melanie Rawn's books
by Dingbatty
Jun 15th, 2008
06:43:02 AM
would also make decent films.
Thanks Dingbatty.
by Tinfang
Jun 15th, 2008
12:27:14 PM
That's a non-question anyway and has been answered many, many times over.
RE: I dunno.
by Tinfang
Jun 15th, 2008
01:22:11 PM
There's a cliché/saw that still rings true: It's not so much what you say but how you say it. “It would be better than Lord of the Rings. (Obviously nothing wrong with stating an opinion though entirely conjectural.). Yes, I said it.” What did you mean there? Were you being daring, in your mind, by violating some un-stated canon? As Bugs Bunny used to say, “Oh bruddah!” Your second post was quite contemptuous, wouldn’t you agree?

Partial answers, anyway, to your "question": Yes, what Dingbatty said. It would've been too risky. More pointedly, they were forbidden by Manwe (Uh-oh, there’s that Silmarillion stuff again!) to directly interfere. You’ll notice in all of Tolkien’s stories, the eagle’s only help after the fact. Yes, they directly intervened in the Battle of Five Armies but you’ll please notice that was also to settle a score with the Goblins of the Misty Mountains.

Why don’t you also ask why they didn’t help Gandalf defeat the Balrog atop Zirak-zigil? Notice one only carried Gandalf back to Lorien after his spirit was sent back into his body (Manwe once more) where, again, we see an eagle only helping indirectly. It’s not like the eagles were subordinates of Gandalf and he could just order them around at will. Yes, they would provide help in desperate situations, if asked. They were always, like Gandalf, acting under the direction of Manwe.

Now, to be objective about it, yes, I think they could’ve done it if we only consider the physical act itself. The eagles were definitely speedier than the Nazgul’s fell beasties and Sauron was obviously distracted by the attack on the Black Gate. However, there’s much more to it than that one-dimensional viewpoint. Please consider all the other factors before you conjure up the notion of some glaring plot hole. Hey, Google the question if you want answers from people a heck of a lot smarter than me.

RE: lyleblake82000
by Tinfang
Jun 15th, 2008
01:29:37 PM
Check your mail.

Short answer: Tolkien realized there was no way Gollum would've willingly handed over the Ring to Bilbo after he won the Riddle Game in the first printing of the Hobbit.

Dragoncharm would be fantastic
by edisonflak
Jun 16th, 2008
04:28:25 AM
Theres a book called Dragoncharm by an English author called Graham Edwards that would make a fantastic movie.All the characters are dragons so it would have to totally CGI or something. Its just so emotional and full of great characters and action. Try his website because they were going to make a movie before but it didnt happen. http://www.grahamedwardsonline .co.uk
There was a mockumentury
by Dazzler69
Jun 16th, 2008
07:02:46 AM
On Dragons that was pretty cool CGI on their habits and whatnot. Steward narr'd. They even had some knights come in to finish them off at the end. That was pretty decent. I agree DragonSlayer rulz them all right now. Hobbit is the next great hope.
The Hobbit Toon
by Dazzler69
Jun 16th, 2008
07:03:33 AM
however was a great Dragon movie! Great singing also!
Hows about making DRAGONBRAIN?
by panstre
Jun 16th, 2008
01:51:17 PM
Oh no we've got the fucking dragons!
Give me TEMERAIRE over this shit
by Mullah Omar
Jun 17th, 2008
07:03:36 PM
The first book in the series cries out to be adapted to a film. Peter Jackson of all people owns the rights. That's a close to a gimme as you can get in film.

Too bad Jackson's so busy with other things - it would be a hell of a film. It might even be a hell of a miniseries depending on where the series eventually goes (although the 3rd was a bit weak and the 4th was almost authentically bad). But book 1 was outstanding in terms of its film potential.

So . . . don't give up on dragon films just yet.
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