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first,,i think
by RonnieDanger
Jun 12th, 2008
11:59:35 PM
no rush to see this,I'll wait for the crowds to die down then see it on a saturday afternoon
2nd
by RobMota
Jun 13th, 2008
12:02:56 AM
I figured as much.
by RobMota
Jun 13th, 2008
12:03:39 AM
But i am still going to see it.
End Scene Spoilage?
by Massage...Bored
Jun 13th, 2008
12:07:28 AM
You might want to throw them SPOLIER tags up, because I doubt that is common knowledge. I don't mind knowing but some people are gonna be upset with that.
4th bla bla bla
by Barl
Jun 13th, 2008
12:12:58 AM
Well I am still looking forward to this
i think i will skip this one
by two fathoms deep
Jun 13th, 2008
12:24:48 AM
i've just never been jazzed about any hulk movie. i hate seeing big cartoon characters in a live action movie. granted this is leaps and bounds over ang lee's film, but still. i just have a hard time believing this is an actual creature standing on the earth. maybe one day when cg kicks ass i'll be interested in a hulk movie, but for now, i'll just watch it online or wait for video.
Ang Lee's Hulk
by Octaveaeon
Jun 13th, 2008
12:26:10 AM
Was better than Iron Man. That old scientist dude in the cave leading Stark to the light of moral salvation was too weak as the basis of his conversion, although I do like the metaphor of the cave now that I think of it... But the military fetishism plays right in the hand of the 'military industrial complex' it at times pretends to be criticizing (http://tinyurl.com/65btv6). I preferred Ang Lee's approach to the military. Integrating the nuclear blasts with the Hulk's own origins (instead of riding the fridge), and then demonstrating the consequences in the relation between Hulk/father, and later Hulk/military, was, I think, very well done, even if the need for a cliché 'super-villain' as the main antagonist trope didn't appeal to most people. Too bad. I may not be as invested in the traditional origins of the character as most comics readers, but I do appreciate it when movies attempt to go beyond what is expected of them. I enjoyed Iron Man, and I hope I enjoy this Hulk too, but I guess I'm not expecting much. The Watchmen, however, is something I am looking forward to... and which I hope surpasses my expectations.
hAHAHAHAH
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
12:30:14 AM
Wall-E was on Kimmel tonight! Awesome! Kimmel is the best late night right now.
Yes the actual
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
12:30:31 AM
Wall-E Robot.
Meh
by Lukecash
Jun 13th, 2008
12:32:11 AM
Sorry you didn't like it Capone. I notice that you kept comparing it to Ang Lee's film. I appreciated what Agn Lee tried to do: Make a superhero movie for people who don't read superheroes.

But the problem was this: Ang Lee Hulk over thought the subject matter. Hulk is first and foremost about action and s sense of sci-fi humbuggery. Ang Lee tried to give us a "scientific reason" for the Hulk existing and then gave us radioactive poodles. And an incomprehensible ending.

You looked at this movie as a movie critic, instead of a geek movie goer. Not a bad thing. You spent too much time comparing it to the movie before and then to what the actors did elsewhere. Oh well...sorry you didn't enjoy it.

Well written
by Outlaw
Jun 13th, 2008
12:32:49 AM
After seeing and hearing much about this project, I just never really got amped to see this. I actually thought Ang Lee did an admirable job with the Hulk (maybe more-so do to Lee's versatility as a true Director), but alas, I felt as though Lee spent too much time with character development, resulting in a fragmented comic book movie. I feel as though TIH is to the opposite side of the spectrum...paying too much attention to the superficiality of the character. I understand this version isn't exactly a thinking man's movie, but I'll still give it a try.
Straight talk!
by DoctorWho?
Jun 13th, 2008
12:35:14 AM
I feel the same way about Iron Man. Weak ending... but I liked it. It was good. I was entertained. Hulk will probably be the same. You know what? I'm good with that. Give me 7 or 8 solid Marvel movies...not earth shatteringly, awesome masterworks...but culminating in a great ensemble Avengers flick and I think we fanboys would all be pretty stoked don't you think?
Oh yeah
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
12:36:08 AM
Norton was on Kimmel as well. Not really an interview but still funny.
Can't wait...
by hoodedgeek
Jun 13th, 2008
12:37:53 AM
for the blu-ray version...cinematic release was too short! My ideal cut...60 mins story...60 mins fight! Two creatures with near limitless power could take their fight across the globe...not just stuck in some city street! and finally *spoiler* what did they do with Abomination, pop handcuffs on him?!
AICN's All Over the Board on Hulk...
by Read and Shut Up
Jun 13th, 2008
12:38:01 AM
...this read a lot like Devin's review from C.H.U.D. I'm debating whether to see it or wait 'till the DVD.
I'm actually happy to see some mediocre reviews
by Acappellaman
Jun 13th, 2008
12:38:05 AM
My expectations were starting to get a little too high for this movie. Reading Capone's review has grounded me a bit, though I still expect I'll enjoy it more than he did. Based on the review, it sounds like Capone wasn't much of a comic book reader than I was when I was younger. Can't wait to see it tomorrow night!
We are trying to resusitate this francis
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
12:38:09 AM
from the fucking celler. Hahaha that was pretty funny Sir Norton.
franchise*
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
12:38:53 AM
re: end scene spoilage
by percane
Jun 13th, 2008
12:44:15 AM
it's not a spoiler anymore because they're using it in the TV ads. i guess since the first hulk was generally negatively received they aren't taking any chances and are milking the iron man popularity as much as possible
"Hulk smash Capone!!!"
by Ricky Retardo
Jun 13th, 2008
12:44:21 AM
"My movie great! No say bad things! Hulk crush your testicles with his teeth!"
I Like that you....
by Blitz
Jun 13th, 2008
12:45:06 AM
seem to like the Ang Lee Hulk. I think it gets to much heat. Sit down, watch and enjoy. It's not that bad. Anyway, Ill watch Hulk for myself. I usually try not to let Critics sway me from seeing a movie for myself. So many times people will hate a movie that I end up liking.
Ang Lee's genius
by Seth Gecko
Jun 13th, 2008
12:54:27 AM
Lee actually made The Hulk character partially fascinating. I would suggest that Capone's belief that Hulk is secondary to Banner is one that Lee was fully aware of and tried to correct, which of course is why the film was hailed as a failure. I loved Lee's version and think this new version is rather ordinary. It is well known that Norton was unhappy with the script. Apparently in American History X Tony Kaye wanted Derek Vinyard as a more ensemble type character and lost. New Line let Norton cut the film and turned in a very good film which if Kaye had got his way might have been a great film about the horrendous toll racism takes in America. For mine the ending of that film was a rush job which seemed contrived as we get no warning whatsoever it is coming. I don't buy that an african american kid would whack a guy for blowing smoke in his face. Almost contradicts what the film is about. I mean is the kid a brother of the character Ed Norton kills at the film's first plot point. it is all guess work with no empirical evidence to back it up. Ruined a potentially great movie with incredible performances. Norton was robbed of an oscar. His best performance ever. The tension that could have been cranked up for the conclusion of that film would have been off the scale. How could they not crank up the tension of watching how Derek tries to get his family to safety from the gangs who want revenge and neo nazi's he turned on, before they all get killed. New Line blew it big time with the ending and i am not alone in my sentiment there. Twenty more minutes and that film would have been a classic.
That Jimmy Kimmel bit was pretty funny
by Alfred_Packer
Jun 13th, 2008
01:03:47 AM
"Wall-E could kick your ass"....and Liv Tyler reminds me a lot of her character from That Thing You Do when I hear her talk in real life.
As an alternative they could go with the original/Peter David Hu
by jmyoung666
Jun 13th, 2008
01:08:01 AM
If anyone has read the 6 issues of the original Hulk comic or his early Tales to Astonish/Avengers/FF appearances he was much more of a Mr. Hyde type. Peter David returned the Hulk to that state. The only times the Hulk has been interesting is when he was semi or fully intelligent.
My take
by EPE
Jun 13th, 2008
01:13:36 AM
I usually agree with both Capone and Harry, but since they split on this one, I have to go with Harry. I was at the screening in Chicago and while the film is by no means the greatest comic book flick ever made, it is still a solid Marvel property on the screen. Although everyone involved in the film says it isn't an origin story, I beg to differ. One of the fun things in the history of the Hulk comic book was how Bruce Banner did at some points control the Hulk and he even became intelligent. You see glimmers of the possibilities in this film. You see glimpses of what could come down the road especially once we get to The Avengers. The moments where you see The Hulk think and plan are what made it for me. I think he does start to emerge as a character. This film isn't about the origin of Banner turning into the Hulk, but the early origins of the Hulk becoming a hero.
Oh yeah...
by EPE
Jun 13th, 2008
01:15:34 AM
And don't get me started on the radioactive poodles!
sorry
by hoodedgeek
Jun 13th, 2008
01:17:53 AM
my Hulk/Banner knowledge is limited...At the end of the film was Banner able to call upon the Hulk...as well as surpress him?
Thank heavens!
by LeckoManiac
Jun 13th, 2008
01:22:34 AM
Finally, someone with some sense. After reading that script and seeing that film, I have no idea how people could come away feeling the way Harry and others have. I felt as though I had fallen into another dimension. A phantom zone where good taste is incorporeal.
Lukecash
by Chishu_Ryu
Jun 13th, 2008
01:36:11 AM
I thought geeks were supposed to be "smart." So, in reality, geeks are "stupid?" So does that make them, like, double losers, as in "stupid geeks?"

by Volstaff
Jun 13th, 2008
01:54:20 AM
Have to disagree with Capone here. For me, I thought it was a more satisfying film than Iron Man. Iron Man was great till the not so big fight at the end, complete with Jeff Bridges' character monologuing just enough ( I kept expecting him to try twirling his moustache too ) to let Stark beat him, or rather Pepper Potts I spose.And then the big announcement at the press conference was almost as bad as Darth Vader's ridiculous " Nooooooo!" at the end of ROtS. The CGI is way better than it looked in the commercials, but still it's not quite there yet. Several moments during the "Big Fight" the CGI would take you out of the suspension of disbelief ( mainly with the way Abomination looked and moved). However it has at least evolved way beyond what Ang Lee's movie looked like. Hulk vs The Army for me was the best action scene, as well as the quieter bit with Hulk and Betty in the storm. Anyway, loved it.Glad I saw it on a big screen in a theater, will probably see it at least once again before it's finished it's run.

by Volstaff
Jun 13th, 2008
01:57:58 AM
Oh, one last bit. Nothing to see at the end of the credits this time.The fourth scene between Ross and you know who happens just before the credits roll.I figured as much since they show the not so secret scene in the latest tv ad as someone else mentioned above.
Incredible Hulk was shit
by reni
Jun 13th, 2008
02:04:48 AM
Sorry but it was pretty bad. I guess expected an X-Men 1 given the hype and positivity surrounding the film over the last few weeks. I couldn't believe how bad it was. Norton looked like he wanted to be somewhere else. Tyler & the rest of the cast were awful. Maybe too much development was cut? The first 30 mins were pretty good but after leaving Brazil, it falls apart completely. I'm sick of watching 'product'... p.s. The Lou Ferrigno cameo was the best part. I mean that sincerely.
"the Hulk himself isn't an interesting character"
by AnakinsDiapers
Jun 13th, 2008
02:21:10 AM
The minute i ever read or hear this or the ol "the Hulk was never a deep character,it's all smash and smash some more", i usually take anything else that person has to say on the subject with a grain of salt. Hell, Peter David spent over a decade on the Hulk telling some of the most complex, character defining stories in all comicdom. Ang Lees attempt at dealing with Banners issues was amatuerish compared to Davids work. It's like comparing the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie to the comic. And all this pyschobable about people's pent up expectations of destruction when viewing the Hulk is bullcrap. You know what the audience wants in an adventure/action film? Adventure and action, that's what they want, be it Superman, Spider-Man, or Lethal Weapon. They don't want to be put to sleep. Now, i'm not defending this movie since i haven't seen it yet, but some of the remarks and observations in this review annoyed me.
Anytime any reviewer uses "a mixed bag" in a review
by vango
Jun 13th, 2008
02:25:48 AM
...pretty much means it's a crappy review.
Good review capone
by greenstyle92
Jun 13th, 2008
02:26:34 AM
Harry and Moriarty were just too preoccupied with the idea of "coherent Marvel Universe!" to look at the film subjectively. So thanks. Same with Iron Man. I thought it was pretty brilliant for a while, until the last one third when it fell apart giving Tony nothing to do and finally a lame villain to fight.
Good stuff.
by OptimusCrime
Jun 13th, 2008
02:27:39 AM
I just got home from seeing it, and while it wasn't as good as the not over-rated Iron Man it was easily the best realized adaptation of the Hulk to ever come along.

I find it interesting that after reading these Hulk talkbacks for awhile, I've seen that almost half the posts start with some variation on "I was one of the few who appreciated the true genius of Ang Lee's Hulk". They then proceed to enlighten those of us too dense to understand its subtleties.

Ang Lee's Hulk did truly suck, and it deserves every degree of the heat that it recieves.

OptimusCrime
by Chishu_Ryu
Jun 13th, 2008
02:34:30 AM
Apparently some people are so dense that even after you enlighten them on "the true genius of Ang Lee's Hulk" they still don't get it. Or rather just closed-minded?
The true genius of overusing split screen
by Batman_Cape
Jun 13th, 2008
02:37:57 AM
That sucks your eyeballs out.
I miss Bill Bixby...
by Carl's hat
Jun 13th, 2008
02:45:57 AM
I don't want to see "Hulk smash". Anyone who's really interested in the idea of a man controlling the raging fury that lies within, should check out the original pilot for the 70's series. It was mature and literate, in other words the polar opposite of most of today's movie crap. Ferrigno, don't you miss Bill too?
Well, I enjoyed the film
by GregoryHarbin
Jun 13th, 2008
02:54:51 AM
And so did the audience I was with. The Hulk effects were often really terrible, and the movie was darned cheesy at points...but "HULK SMASH!" Hulk clapping his hands together...sonic cannons from Stark...I'm with Harry, this stuff is awesome. I had a rollicking good time with a fun superhero action film. The film pretended to be nothing more than it was.
I'm excited to see this.
by brattyben
Jun 13th, 2008
03:18:17 AM
I really like Ang's Hulk alot. I like the introspection. I liked how they incorporated Banner's father's insanity and abusiveness. Plus the murder of his mom. It's all there in the comics. Really. Even the Hulk Dogs, (which I admit was a pretty lame idea). So, being a lover of the first, I'm totally geared to see this interpretation. Yeah, I'm into the smash a bash, and I think if you go into the movie expecting this and really nothing else, it should be enjoyable. Hell, it's a summer popcorn movie. Not a political message movie. See you at the theater. And yeah, Dark Knight is gonna OWN this summer.
Hulk/Banner as interesting characters
by offscauta
Jun 13th, 2008
04:17:17 AM
Capone starts by telling us that the Hulk isn't an interesting character. Then he tells us that Banner is one of Marvel's most fascinating characters. Then he states that it's a challenge to make Banner as interesting as the Hulk. Good work.
Comparing Hulks
by JADSTERSDAD
Jun 13th, 2008
04:23:52 AM
I thought this was a pretty good review. I saw the film here in the UK last night and really enjoyed it. But it it SO different a movie to the Lee version. Fascinating, Captain! I'm glad (but a bit surprised) that so many LeeHulk lovers have surfaced here. I guess it took the reality of this movie to show how good that one was, in it's own way. Thumbs up, though, if only for the amazing brawls (and the cameo).
I love Ang Lee's Hulk
by BrightEyes
Jun 13th, 2008
04:42:56 AM
But this new hulk would totally beat the shit out of that movie. I love them both now, but if you want super hero action, this is the version to watch.
Lee's Hulk was Wank
by quantize
Jun 13th, 2008
04:49:11 AM
stop excusing it you tools
Hmm...
by biggen
Jun 13th, 2008
05:01:35 AM
I didn't think there was necessarily a lack of story, per say. It seemed like the story unraveled in a more organic way if that makes any sense. I really enjoyed it, particularly how much I felt it has in common with the Bruce Jones run from a few years back.
Capone, you are now officially my favourite reviewer.
by BiggusDickus
Jun 13th, 2008
05:57:48 AM
Honest, genuine and well-balanced in your critiques.

Moriarty used to be the top honcho, but blew it with his gushing over the hysterical 'Speed Racer' (told you it wouldn't make it's money back, son!)

Here's to you, Capone! Roll on your 'Dark Knight' review!

Saw it last night..
by DiamondJoe
Jun 13th, 2008
06:06:24 AM
..And I loved it. It's well-acted, brisk, packed with action, the script was good, the effects were great, and most important, it was FUN. Almost made up for the cinematic arse rape I endured at Crystal Skull a couple of weeks ago.
I loved the trailer...
by RicardoMontalban
Jun 13th, 2008
06:43:36 AM
I'll give M. Night the benefit of the doubt, he's earned it. hey movie fans, check out this awesome new blog on blogspot. it's called thebitterproducer spread the word!
2003 Hulk looks better
by RicardoMontalban
Jun 13th, 2008
06:46:04 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Ang Lee's hulk looks more natural? hey movie fans check out this funny new movie blog on blogspot. it's called thebitterproducer spread the word!
Is the Tony Stark in the bar scene at the end?
by V'Shael
Jun 13th, 2008
06:53:56 AM
Cause in the trailers, it looks like it might be in the movie.
Lou Ferrigno
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
07:09:44 AM
Is the voice of the Hulk. Thats awesome.
Good review, better movie
by u.k. star
Jun 13th, 2008
07:11:59 AM
The audience loved it, i loved it, my friends who've never held a comic book in their lives loved it. Not sure where the stuff about norton's performance comes from he was very good, as was Liv, and i was impressed by the way their relationship was dealt with, juxtaposed with the Betty / Gneral and Blonsky / General relationships. Even the telegraphed flip side of having Tim Roth travelling in the exact opposite direction to Norton worked well. The angry, but still heroic element was nicely done too. The Marvel movieverse elements obviously increased the experence for me personally, but if you check the reviews in the Hollywood reportr etc do you think they care? Hell no they just see a good summer movie. Marvel are 2 for 2, and i hope the box office is good on this. It worries me to see Capone advise people to stay away, when surely, even if he didn't love the film, he ca see Marvel trying to make these movies the right way. People staying away will just lead them to cut even "story" and throw more action finally the effects. Generally very good, the Wet hulk wasn't so good, and obviously yht monster mash varies, but are we seriously saying that the thing in the fantastic 4 movies looks better?
1st Hulk and new CGI HULK
by wcme
Jun 13th, 2008
07:25:52 AM
Agreed that its tough to see a big cartoon monster on screen with real people. It simply does not work. It is distracting to the degree that that thats all you can focus on. Not to mention that as I said, the new CGI hulk effects look like the worst dry rotted suit you could stomp around in. I have 2 free tickets from buying the 2 for $40 Original hulk tv series (Now THATS some good stuff) so I guess my son will drag me to this and keep telling me that he can overlook bad cgi. sounds a lot to me like overlooking a rotting smell coming from some real mouth watering food. HULK was a disatsre from the first frame. I am not here to brow beat anyone that loved it into my line of thinking, but between that and SUPERMAN RETURNS, its amazing how quickly those 2 rocketed onto my top 10 list of worst films EVER..that's E-V-E-R. Very few films make me so unmitigatedly disgusted that I want to find the people and kick their teeth down their throats. Even INDY 4 simply left me empty and sad because I was so high on it for months. HULK had every possible thing wrong with a film you could have...wrong cast, wrong director, horrible script, A HULK that was 20 feet tall like King Kong, Giant Mutant Poodles(!!!!!), Endless Psycho babble about what happened in the bedroom, and as others will testify, an ending that defies a logical description: Banner, captured by the military, is chained to a chair in the middle of a stage by a spot lite, and they let his psycho dad interview him and watch while he enrages him, both scream, howl to the heavens like werewolves while the camera spins around in an overhead shot - and on and on. I look up and now theres a not turn away or you will miss the Absorbing man which should have been the villain all along kind of mini battle thing and then its over. An amazing experience. The beginning of the fall of marvel films. From there you had Spiderman 2 where peter, a science major, had to get Doctor Octopus to come out of his villain rage to defeat himself (!), X-men 2 where the logic of Jean Grey going OUTSIDE the airplane to do her water stopping moses tricks makes no sense, Spiderman 3 where Sandman is ripped right out of THE MUMMY, to FF2 where the Silver Surfer sleeps INSIDE HIS BOARD and shows home movies IN HIS STOMACH. Its enough to make a grown man cry. "sit back, watch and enjoy". I dont know, seems like I could go watch random color patterns in a kaleidoscope for all the linear logic either offer. An accurate representation of characters from over 40 years of material? I dont think so.
Loved the cameos
by matalo
Jun 13th, 2008
07:40:54 AM
There are many, many subtle and not so subtle cameos. The movie was good as well. It had its weak points but I enjoyed it.
Did anyone see Norton on Kimmel last night?
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
08:09:25 AM
While being a funny skit, it didn't really help the Norton didn't have a problem with the movie situation that no one can seem to answer.
The Problems are the editing
by Purgatori
Jun 13th, 2008
08:19:06 AM
if you read the novel of the movie the scenes are still in there and these are the scenes Norton was ticked about having cut. Samson calls Ross and is nearly caught doing so by Betty and Bruce (the Samson/Bruce talk that's seen in the trailer is also cut which would have helped a great deal with that part of the movie). The attempt as suicide which would have been a great scene was cut from the films opening...but is left in the video game!? THAT MAKES SENSE. But the movie was still great, and I enjoyed it. But I think it would have been improved greatly if they had left those scenes in the film.
Savage Hulk IS a dull, one-note character
by Laserhead
Jun 13th, 2008
08:26:14 AM
which is why so many writers of the comic have utilized different personalities for the Hulk, which works wonderfully when the story's good. How long till we see the Hulk with Banner's intelligence, like the comic?
Percane re: end scene spoilage
by Massage...Bored
Jun 13th, 2008
08:44:24 AM
I've seen the bit with Stark and Thunderbolt, but there's no way you could say that it was from the final scene of the film from the TV trailer. That is why it's somewhat of a spoiler. Like I said, I don't mind but I think these reviews (a couple I've read) seem to think that it is common knowledge that this scene is the final scene of the film when there is no possible way folks that have yet to see it can surmise that from the trailer.
Yo Capone...
by JBouganim1
Jun 13th, 2008
09:20:36 AM
Stephens, the scientist, becomes the Leader
I kind of agree about Norton, Capone
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 13th, 2008
09:30:03 AM
He's a great actor, and given his apprent involvement with the screenplay I assumed he would have written a nice beefy part for himself to play. It's not so much that he's bad as Banner, just that he's competent and not much more. It also doesn't help that Downey's turn in Iron Man is still fresh in our minds. Norton doesn't come close to matching it.

Overall, I liked the film, though. Leterrier, I think, is pretty good at crafting unselfconsciously enjoyable action films, and that's exactly what The Incredible Hulk is. It's not offering much in the way depth or complexity, but it has a few laughs, some great action, and I liked Liv Tyler a lot. A solid, enjoyable film, I reckon.

I agree that the problem was what they left out...
by AshkeNasty
Jun 13th, 2008
09:33:51 AM
First off, I enjoyed the movie a bunch. All the nods to the old show, Bixby,Hulk Gray, and the other history were great. I was actually left wanting more Banner moments though. Having read the novelization, the bits that they left out would have really served to fill in some character development. I think it would have been better with those bits in. And its always weird to me when they put stuff in trailers and tv commercials that don't make it in to the final cut of the film. Anyway, I still enjoyed it.
The end scene (SPOILERISH)
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 13th, 2008
09:35:09 AM
From the way the film ends (with a quick reveal that Banner is now in control of his Hulkitis) and then ends again (Stark approaching Ross about his 'team' he's putting together), I got the impression that maybe the Stark scene was conceived as a post credits easter egg and was later moved back to a pre-credits place. Who knows why. Maybe they were worried people would leave and miss it, and they didn't want to miss milking the Iron Man love.

By the way, in the cinema where I saw the film, there were audible gasps and a light smattering of applause when Downey appeared in that bar. People seemed to really like the cameo.

saw it last night at midnight...
by teddanson37
Jun 13th, 2008
10:06:53 AM
i think this is the best version of the hulk i've seen. i'm not a hulk fan, but this movie made me like the character a little more. the biggest crowd response was from the final scene in the movie, and the biggest laugh was probably from Stan Lee's cameo. I just couldn't believe i was in a room with that many people that knew who Stan Lee was. Great stuff. I can't help but think that the part of the pizza shop owner named Stanley, was written for him.
So basically, Ang Lee fans will try not to like this.
by ZeroCorpse
Jun 13th, 2008
10:23:09 AM
But the rest of us who think Ang Lee is an overrated filmmaker and that his films are slow-moving, self-indulgent, semi-ridiculous shit will probably love it.

Considering Capone's review of Incredible Hulk, I think I may just ignore his review of The Happening. It seems that Capone and I do not see eye-to-eye when it comes to taste in films. Anyone who thinks Ang Lee's Hulk "did a good job plumbing the psychological depth" has questionable taste in film, in my oh-so-humble opinion.

No offense, Capone, but we just don't like the same things. You're an anime fan, too, aren't you?

Yeah. Thought so.

Nice little article
by Aethyrr
Jun 13th, 2008
10:24:02 AM
Spoiler-free, easy to read.. thanks Capone--I'm seeing this one next week, when it opens here, in Argentina
"Ang Lee's perfectly fine 2003 effort"
by BStecke
Jun 13th, 2008
10:26:01 AM
Did anybody else stop reading right there?
I liked Lee's Hulk but not cuz I'm a genius...
by Darth Macchio
Jun 13th, 2008
10:45:34 AM
...nope...not at all. In fact, I didn't really use my mutagenically-enhanced brain at all. I did, however, enjoy the movie cause it was a good time. Remember those? Good times? Before everybody became pretentious assholes we used to have good times at the movies (well, before that and before asshole parents who simply must bring their screaming, chromosome-deficient, inbred progeny to my fucking movie house!).

I won't preach about how you're a moron cause you don't like Lee's Hulk. I presume you just didn't enjoy it cause it wasn't a good time for you. I don't see how that would indicate anything other than a different opinion.

Now, if you said you thought Liv Tyler was more beautiful than Jennifer Connely, or a better actor, well then you are indeed, a fucking moron. No more questions!!!

Capone's contradiction
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jun 13th, 2008
10:53:38 AM
"The difficulty in producing any movie based on this character is that the Hulk himself isn't that interesting a character."

"The challenge for any filmmaker is making the Banner character even a fraction as interesting as Hulk, a nearly impossible task"

So it's nearly impossible to make Banner a fraction as interesting as an uninteresting character?

Good Review Capone
by Sakurai
Jun 13th, 2008
11:04:22 AM
Thanks.
Read EPE's..."Oh yeah..."
by robert.thekilled
Jun 13th, 2008
11:17:24 AM
That IS exactly correct. That is what this film is all about. Good call EPE.
I didn't like Ang Lee's Hulk and I am a genius...
by slone13
Jun 13th, 2008
11:22:03 AM
I didn't think it was truly awful or anything, I just didn't get enough HULK SMASH! kind of stuff.
CITY OF MEN???
by Ye Not Guilty
Jun 13th, 2008
11:27:24 AM
I think you mean to refer to CITY OF GOD, Capone. There is a CITY OF MEN movie, but I don't believe that is the one you intended to refer to.
Comparing and contrasting.
by Sithtastic
Jun 13th, 2008
11:28:40 AM
I respect Ang Lee as a film maker, but his Hulk left me wanting (as I suspect it did many a fan). That said, this is a completely different type of film with just the right kind of development and action pacing. I very rarely agree 100% with Harry on this site (and hence my agreement with him here puts me at odds with Capone) but the total geekgasm I experienced in the final scene of this film rivaled that of the one I had during Iron Man and that's where the payoff lies for me--the recognition of a coherent universe is beginning to take shape. My only hope now is that we don't have the type of monstrous disappointment we had when X3 ruined the Dark Phoenix storyline.
Give it uo Node
by Lost Jarv
Jun 13th, 2008
11:43:50 AM
This has been a bad few days for you- first Everyone seems to like this Hulk more than that piss poor Lee version and then "auteur" Night produces another stinker.
Ang Lee is overrated.
by fiester
Jun 13th, 2008
12:00:42 PM
Way overrated.
"AICN is all over the board on this film"
by SlickyVonBoner
Jun 13th, 2008
12:20:44 PM
This is the first negative review I read from this site. All the others were positive, unless I missed one. I'm going to see this tonight. In a few weeks the whole world will forget the horrible abortion of a film that was Angst Lee's Hulk.
three things
by foree forehead
Jun 13th, 2008
01:04:07 PM
1 you notice that when a reviewer for this movie on this site has a less than stellar review he doesn't get a descriptive headline like "CAPONE MEHS INFLATABLE HULK", nay he's just "on" incredible hulk. 2 speaking of prepositions, there is no need for "inside of" - that is one too many, it is simply "inside". inside the garage. inside me. no of please. 3 if nothing else, this movie introduced vast swathes of comicdom geeks to the word favela.
RicardoMontalban
by Cap-m Canuck
Jun 13th, 2008
02:12:36 PM
You are definately not the only one that thinks the '03 Hulk looked better. Not talking about the whole film but the charcter himself. I would rank '03 Hulk first, Lou TV hulk second and '08 Hulk third. No question that '08 Hulk had the best script to work from but it's the weakest of the lot.
Ang's is still the best
by dr sauch
Jun 13th, 2008
02:24:52 PM
I don't know why its so hated. Go watch Transformers if you want explosions.
Hulk Fucking Smash
by Jack Shepherd
Jun 13th, 2008
02:52:54 PM
The movie is entertaining. More straightforward than Ang Lee's Hulk, but I liked that one, too. The best thing I can say about the new Hulk is that I wasn't constantly comparing it to Lee's version, which, when you look at the films side by side, had better action sequences, better effects and a more powerful Hulk.
***SPOILER***
by Cap-m Canuck
Jun 13th, 2008
03:10:55 PM
Well said Jack Shepherd... It's the space around those things that hide it... Pick any of the things that people didn't like about HULK and they are in the Incredible Hulk and usually worse. Sappy love story? See above. Bruce just walks down the street in broad daylight. Hulk doing his best King Kong impersionation. Hulk screaming at the lighting. Guess he was still upset over their last meeting? And the worst... Big bad HULK gently wiping a tear off of Betty's cheek. ***END RANT***
BStecke
by Second Try
Jun 13th, 2008
03:14:41 PM
Yeah, I stopped reading right there too. It wasn't "perfectly fine". It wasn't imperfecly fine. It wasn't even fine. Well, I'll read the rest of the review later, I'm seeing this today.
Btw
by Second Try
Jun 13th, 2008
03:16:08 PM
HULK SMASH!!
NOPE
by thecheesegrommit
Jun 13th, 2008
03:19:56 PM
I don't like this review one bit..uh huh not one bit! You disappoint me Capone! rrrRRRRRrrrrr.
Marvel Painting Itself into a Corner?
by Jack Shepherd
Jun 13th, 2008
04:06:35 PM
The Tony Stark cameo is cool and everything, but isn't it sort of foolish to be alluding to The Avengers at this point? I know that Favreau has said that Marvel is interested in using all of the same actors for the upcoming team movies, but shit -- Hollywood doesn't work like that. The Ocean's Eleven movies may seem like the logical exception to this rule, but their FX budgets are nil compared to a superhero movie.
Jack Shepherd, they've already announced Avengers
by br1947
Jun 13th, 2008
04:28:54 PM
No alluding about it. Along with Captain America, Thor, and IM2. And all the charcters are Marvel owned, so really they are in the absolute best position to do that now that they have their own studio. I would bet the actor's contracts for all these films has some nice catch-all clauses in them. If not, just recast. Although RDjr would be damned hard to replace as Tony Stark.
br1947
by Jack Shepherd
Jun 13th, 2008
04:54:58 PM
`Although RDjr would be damned hard to replace as Tony Stark.' That's what I'm saying, man! I (usually) hate it when they recast established roles. Look, we already know that The Avengers has been announced in the press, but when you have Downey, Jr. himself more or less make the announcement on-screen, you're sort of making a promise to the audience...one that you may or may not be able to keep. I hope you're right about those contract clauses, though. It would be cool to see Norton and Downey, Jr. reprise their roles.
The TV show was good but you know damn well...
by Jabroni
Jun 13th, 2008
05:51:37 PM
That if they used a real person as the hulk, no matter who they chose (Triple H anyone?) you would be pissed. There is not a person on this board that would want to see a non-CG Hulk in this film. I don't understand how people can like movies like "Crank" and the Transporter abortions, but then shit all over this for looking fake. It's a fucking superhero movie. And for all those that think they are going to one day see a multi-character Marvel universe without any problems from the 3 or 4 studios that have Marvel properties think again. A cameo is one thing, but a whole movie is something else. Get ready for one hell of a battle that even the best superhero won't be able to settle.
Jack Shepherd
by phaedrus007
Jun 13th, 2008
06:32:18 PM
I'm just guessing here, but I'd think these actors are already under contracts that contemplate the Avengers movie. Both RDJ and EN have stated they are each signed for 3 movies. Sure, that might mean 3 Iron Man movies and 3 Hulk movies respectively, but it could also mean 2 Iron Men, 2 Hulks, and then 1 Avengers.
Amazingly Awsome!!!
by CCSO1449
Jun 13th, 2008
06:33:15 PM
I'm a huge Marvel fan, but wasn't really stoked about this movie. Let me tell you, the previews do not do it justice. This movie rocked, I couldn't believe the crowd reaction. If you liked Iron Man, and I loved it, then you have to check out Hulk!!!
I can't see casting main character leads w/o contract
by br1947
Jun 13th, 2008
06:58:54 PM
Then again, who knows? Marvel is either going to pull off one of the greatest events in movie history, or it'll be a total clusterfuck. After seeing Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk... I'm putting money on 'epic movie history'. IH really blew me away with how they changed direction from the first film (which I hated) and just moved on.

Was it as good as Iron Man? No, I've always found Iron Man \ Tony Stark a much more interesting character. But was it the best possible Hulk movie? Yep. HULK SMASH. Hulk smash alot, which is exactly what he was supposed to do.

Now, how they will handle Thor and Cap, I dunno, but so far they've done great. Thor I'm not sure of how they'll pull it off. For Cap, I'm really hoping for a WWII period movie w/ Red Skull, ending w/ him frozen only to be revived at the beginning of Avengers.
Does Banner walk away hitchhiking
by picardsucks
Jun 13th, 2008
07:00:33 PM
at the end with a leather duffel bag and peacoat and do they play the Lonely Man theme??? Please gotta know!!
Pretty Damn Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
by crackerfarmboy
Jun 13th, 2008
07:00:58 PM
I just saw it and it was pretty damn good. It was violent, there was Hulk smashing, Hulk fighting the military, Hulk fighting the Abomination, the Leader was introduced, SHIELD was involved, Stark Industries were involved, Tony Stark was there, Captain America was referenced, Edward Norton was fantastic, etc. Need I say more? This is a nice companion piece to Iron Man (though perhaps not quite as good). Bring on Thor and Captain America.
picardsucks...
by br1947
Jun 13th, 2008
07:08:43 PM
Not at the end... there's somethign better at the end.

But there is hitchhiking & Lonely Man playing in the film. Well worth watching.
C.G. is sadly cartoonish at best
by G100
Jun 13th, 2008
07:14:22 PM
Say it doesn't make a difference all you wish, but it does, and it is pretty damn poor resembling roger rabbit at times with the contrast between live and CG.
Best flick so far this summer.
by Shermdawg
Jun 13th, 2008
07:46:38 PM
Bah
by John-Locke
Jun 13th, 2008
07:55:10 PM
Ang Lee's Hulk would fucking annihilate this so called "Incredible" Hulk, this Hulk was a pussy by comparison. Not a bad film though, mostly entertaining but the action was nowhere near inventive enough.
Sorry Capone
by skipbrilliantine
Jun 13th, 2008
07:59:13 PM
...but honestly you are being way too hard on this movie, and your self-contradicting review indicates that you don't really even like or get the Hulk. I saw it this afternoon and it was fucking great. Ed Norton was fucking great. Even Liv and Ed together was well done. I caught most of what bothered you Capone, but I don't think you understood what a great popcorn movie this is... I was enjoying the movie too much to give a shit. The amount of comments I've just read from people that have said they won't see Incredible Hulk just because you say it sucks is unbelievable. Go, and enjoy yourselves.
I agree with my Sith brethren Darth Macchio
by DarthMartel
Jun 13th, 2008
08:12:48 PM
When I go to the movies I simply want to have a good time. I actually had a good time at the Ang Lee version of Hulk. I had more of a good time at this new Hulk though. As far as playing the role of Bruce Banner, Norton opened up a big ol' can of whoop ass on Bana. Norton conveyed a tortured soul far better than Bana. Norton made you feel Bruce's anguish. That is the essential ingredient needed for Hulk to work. Ang Lee had Banner say that he actually liked the power Hulk gave him. Norton's Banner saw it as a cross to bear and something that he needed to rid himself of. The only reason he chose to become the Hulk, at the end, was because he knew he was the only thing that could stop Abomination. You could sense the internal conflict. Incredible Hulk gets a thumbs up from me. I put it at #2 behind Iron Man, so far, in the Summer movies. My guess is, though, that Dark Knight will hit the scene and stomp a mudhole in Iron Man and Hulk and then walk it dry.
Just seen the movie and it rocks!
by Second Try
Jun 13th, 2008
08:35:55 PM
Great film, really entertaining. Way better than Ang Lee's. Looking forward for Thor, Caps and Avengers!!
I'm loving this talkback, but....
by BetaRayBill07
Jun 13th, 2008
09:30:34 PM
Has anyone mentioned the need for Peter David and Todd McFarlane's badass cigar chomping fully conversational Gray Hulk to get on the big screen? We can only dream.......
Why are some people on the Internet so long-winded?
by kabong
Jun 13th, 2008
09:46:08 PM
Are they like that in their off-line lives?
SPOILER ALERT
by Smokezilla
Jun 13th, 2008
09:56:08 PM
To be honest, my expectations for this film were pretty low - some would say nonexistent. Months ago, Louis Leterrier's take on the jolly green giant had absolutely nothing going for it: tons of bad publicity, behind-the-scenes disputes, and an advertising campaign you couldn't spot if it was right in front of you. As a matter of fact, if you told anyone four months ago they'd be watching an action-packed blockbuster that honored the source material you'd be in a padded cell struggling to get out of that straitjacket the orderly just had strapped to your chest. The Incredible Hulk is, needless to say, THAT kind of movie.

One of the film's strong suits is the cast and it certainly shows from the get-go. I wasn't watching Ed Norton turn into the Hulk - I was watching Bruce Banner turn into the Hulk. As for character development, let's just say it was severely lacking in the department; but that's probably Marvel's fault. The truth is, it was the only thing this version lacked, which makes my anticipation for the Director's Cut that much higher. I was even pleasantly surprised by Liv Tyler and William Hurt, arguably the two weakest links in this installment.

When it comes to action, there's no questioning this man's talent. He constructs elaborate set pieces that leave you breathless and wanting more at the same time. Should a sequel be made, it'll be interesting to see how he tackles the Leader's mind-control and to what extent he takes it. Of course, this cannot be said without mentioning the CGI. While the SFX did get pretty ridiculous at times, it didn't take me out of the movie.

The producers have often said this movie is, first and foremost, a tribute to the television series and comics alike. As a result, you'll notice many allusions to both sprinkled throughout - and one particularly noticeable cameo at the end.

In retrospect, Ang Lee's Hulk is an ambitious film that is undeservedly underrated. Yes, you read that correctly. It IS possible for the two films to coexist peacefully in one's mind.

All in all, Marvel Studios and Louis Leterrier have done an amazing job with this film. This looks to me like the start of a Golden Age of superhero films. One can only hope DC gets their shit together in the near future.

Capone misses the point (some spoilers)
by oisin5199
Jun 13th, 2008
10:18:59 PM
Besides his contradiction about Banner and Hulk, when he says "nothing grinds a superhero movie to grinding halt more than a boring love story" that shows that he doesn't really get the point of the Betty Ross character. She's what grounds him and makes him human (yeah, I know, kinda cliche but it works here). Interestingly, though I don't buy Liv Tyler as a cellular biologist for a second, I think Tyler plays the emotional connection to Banner in a much more sincere way than Jennifer Connelly (usually kinda cold) did. And, ok, as is required here, you have to say your opinion of Ang Lee's Hulk. I liked it, thought it was beautiful, but it felt more like a one-shot done by a guest writer/artist. This movie feels more like the comic series. As opposed to Ang Lee's petulant child Hulk, this one actually has more characterization of the Green Guy - in other words, he's not just a psychological manifestation. I love the facial expression that this Hulk gives in the middle of the Abomination fight (which was a better climactic fight than Iron Man, in my opinion) - like he can't believe this thing is still fighting and he has to keep going. Perfect. Hulk wants to be left alone, whereas Abomination wants to fight. This perfectly reflects the differences in motivation between Banner and Blonsky. I really think people who call the Banner scenes 'waiting games' reaallly miss the point of the movie. Keeping the tension of 'will he or won't he turn' in certain scenes, like while Banner is running, in a pretty good rooftop footchase sequence, really add to the story and the character, part of his desperate attempts to control things. Unfortunately, the trailer has told us exactly when he does turn, so that's not a big point. Anyway, looking at Norton (and it's not just the stubble) you can tell the guy's under a heavy burden, and he plays it well. I think Capone's interpretation of Norton's style as 'his heart not being into it' is rather Norton underplaying the drama, in an effective way, I think. So it's funny that Capone criticizes Nelson for overselling and Norton for underselling. And, as he said, Liv Tyler sells just right the emotional connection. I thought everyone was fantastic in this, especially William Hurt's Ross. I even think Tim Blake Nelson was fine as Sterns, doing the quirky scientist character. When I saw where they were going with the character, I loved it. So lots for fans, some great action sequences, and fine acting. This is an excellent companion piece to Iron Man, and I can't wait to see Ed Norton acting off Robert Downey Jr., just as much as I'm looking forward to seeing Hulk and Iron Man fighting side by side and against each other. I hope Marvel doesn't screw it up with this Favreau business, and they find actors for Thor and Cap that can stand toe to toe with Norton and Downey Jr.

One last note, I find it interesting that even though this new film is closer to the comic, they chose to show an origin much closer to the tv show (and possibly the Ultimates) than the Lee/Kirby comics. Ang Lee's origin, though different than the comic because it updates the story from nuclear testing to something else, still maintains the spirit of the comic origin, in that Banner only gets exposed because he saves someone else and takes the gamma blast. Here, it's like the tv show, in that Banner is willingly experimenting on himself. Which does make more sense with the super-soldier story they're trying to tell.

Detail SPOILER: Speaking of super-soldiers, the canister that holds the old Cap serum has the term Weapon Plus on it, I think. Which was Grant Morrison's retcon about Wolverine being part of another supersoldier program, that the X in Weapon X was actually a Roman numeral 10. I hope that they're smart enough to get the rights back from Fox someday and add some mutants to the SHIELDverse.

"as he said"
by oisin5199
Jun 13th, 2008
10:22:06 PM
I meant, as I said. Capone thought the love story was boring. I thought it was essential.
Wow, I can't believe I liked Ang Lee's version better!
by ganymede3010
Jun 13th, 2008
11:44:54 PM
I'm sorry, but the movie pacing in this film is terrible. There's only 2 action scenes in the entire film. And they have NOTING on Ang Lee's version as far as destruction went. This movie did a better job with Banner, and I liked this CGI better then the last. But Ang Lee's is superior in my book.
Don't make me...hungry!
by apersonofinterest
Jun 13th, 2008
11:55:36 PM
This movie was..well...INCREDIBLE! Equal respect given to both the comic Hulk and the TV series Hulk. Although I thought Harry's review was rambling and unfocused, Capone is just way off. If you love Comic Book Movies, you have to see this movie because it's one of the best so far. It is the beginning of the Golden Age of Comic Book Movies. There were so many references to the Marvel Universe and that has been sadly lacking in past efforts. It's like the rest of the Super Hero Universe doesn't exist. Which is why Ang Lee's Hulk was such a failure. Well, there were lots of reasons, mainly the incomprehensible storyline, ridiculous villains (Mutant Poodles??? wtf???) and ridiculous ending. There was plenty of action (HULK SMASH!!!!) with a Hulk that fought intelligently. The actors were perfect, especially Edward Norton and Tim Roth. Norton really delivered a solid performance as Banner and it was nice to see a quick cameo of Bill Bixby in the beginning of the movie. There were so many nods to the tv show. The Lab with the chair from the opening credits of the tv series. A clever take on the famous line, "Don't make me Angry", and even the appearance of Mr. McGee, the intrepid reporter that dogged David Banner. But best of all, was the haunting piano music that closed every episode as Banner hitch hiked into the sunset. I can't say enough good things about this movie. Go See It Puny Humans!
Not-so-Incredible movie
by jawsfan
Jun 14th, 2008
01:34:59 AM
Aside from it being a Hulk movie, it plays out like any one of a hundred military action thrillers or guy-on-the-run movies. If Norton contributed anything unique to the screenplay I can't figure for the life of me what it could have been. Pretty formulaic all the way through. While there may not be any one or two major points of this movie that irk me, there are about twenty to thirty lazy, formulaic, cliche, and "too convenient" bits that remind me that I'm watching just another Hollywood low-intelligence smash-'em-up. I particularly loved the moment in the rock cave -- Hulk had just emerged from a fight where he was bashed all to hell, fired upon relentlessly with machine guns and other heavy offensive weapons, and emerged unscathed and uninjured. But in the rock cave he stands up, bumps his head on a rock, and cries in pain. Oh, okay. Tranquilizer darts bounce off his skin and artillery fire doesn't even faze him, but THAT hurts?! Hitting his head? And, at the very end, having Banner smirk at the audience and having his eyes go all Hulk-green while he's engaging in relaxation exercises is pure audience pandering, nothing less. Makes for a "pop" ending but betrays the integrity of the entire concept. I could go on and on -- I could pick it apart scene by scene, moment by moment, and show you why this film is, for all intents and purposes, "just another action flick". Fans of the comics may love it because it is more action-packed than the 2003 version, but that shouldn't be enough to give the movie a critical free pass.
ok, maybe not that last point
by jawsfan
Jun 14th, 2008
02:07:42 AM
ok, so maybe the bit at the end with him "voluntarily" going green is part of the character mythos anyway. I din't know. I only know Hulk from the TV series. But there are plenty of other things about this movie that are insultingly over-used cliches. It shouldn't be enough that a Hulk film appeals to Hulk-lovers because it is action-packed and/or a preferred step away from an earlier attempt at filming his story. There should be some artistic standard to which any film should be held -- sufficient levels of originality, uniqueness, script quality, good editing flow, and respect for the audience. TIH doesn't score particularly high in some of those areas. It isn't enough that we would want it to be a good film about The Hulk. We should want it to also be a good film on other merits too -- well thought-out, well-executed, and a good stand-alone experience. I give it a B-minus.
the cave scene? THAT'S your criticism?
by oisin5199
Jun 14th, 2008
03:03:23 AM
Pretty weak. That's supposed to be scene where emotions are the emphasis, not action. A place where he's not expecting pain. He's exhausted from the fighting and running, is vulnerable with Betty, and this is just one more thing. I don't see a problem with that. In fact, it didn't even register as anomalous when I watched it.
Loved it.....
by Snarky2
Jun 14th, 2008
03:06:32 AM
I'm not sure if I saw the same movie as a lot of people around here, but it was a great version of the green guy. I loved Norton's performance, and Roth was very entertaining as the bad guy. The plot was thinner than Iron Man (since that's probably what everyone is going to compare this to), but vastly superior to Super Man (which they should compare it to). The action was great for being between two CGI characters, and I actually cared about what happened. It far exceeded my expectations and I think most people will really like it. I saw it twice (the second time I saw the last 1/2 in a bigger theater on my way out) and both audiences responded very well to all the important scenes (the first one broke out in applause at Ferrigno's appearance, and both loved Downey's cameo). I say it was an outstanding effort and far exceeded the fun factor of Lee's version (no matter how you felt about it).
Fuck you, Capone.
by Playkins
Jun 14th, 2008
04:32:38 AM
Saw it, loved it. It was everything I'd want a Hulk movie to be. What the hell do you expect going into a fucking comic book film, anyway?
Saw It, Loved it
by Fineus Fog
Jun 14th, 2008
04:43:08 AM
while I do think we werre spoiled with the amount of clips online (there was only a few hulk moments that werent in trailers,clips etc) I had a fucking blast. The final battle had some great fx work as well with aspects of nortons face somewhat visible in the Hulks digitally animated personae (man this weed is strong) Overall the most impressive part of this film for me was the sound design - breathtaking. HULK SMASH!!! Gave me a geek boner
It was pretty damn GOOD!
by versatol
Jun 14th, 2008
05:06:40 AM
And the CGI was waaaaay better than that first trailer. In fact, the CGI was impressive. It's always difficult to make a CGI human since we see people every damn day adn you can tell if the slightest thing is off... but they did a good job. The effects looked horrible in the trailer but a vast last minute improvement must have occurred. The best part: Hulk choking the shit out the Abomination. I loved the primal gestures. RDJ was cool too.
Sorry... Ang Lee's was BETTER!
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 14th, 2008
10:27:06 AM
So THIS movie goes BACK to the old TV origin, where Banner intentionally experiments on HIMSELF in that goofy dentist's chair in order to "tap into the hidden strengths all humans have"?

How STUPID! No sane scientist would do that... it was one thing that always bugged me about the show. And it seems exponentially more idiotic 30 years later to portray Banner as a fool who, instead of using test animals for his dangerous experiments (like in the 2003 film), intentionally places his OWN life and the lives of others in mortal danger for no reason other than simple curiosity.

And unlike in Iron Man, the CGI is still as SUCKTACULAR as in the original previews. It felt like I was watching Playstation 3 animated cutscenes, rather than a convincing portrayal of the Hulk.

Isn't CGI supposed to get BETTER with time? Then WHY does the Hulk look so damn plastic and FAKE in this movie, as opposed to in 2003, when his flesh looked like actual skin over muscle, instead of carved plastic from Todd McFarlane's workshop?

Really, the characters in this film looked as bad as the monsters in Will Smith's "I Am Legend"... utterly BAD. Hulk's mouth even stretched to the same ridiculous proportions every time he roared. And why are his teeth GREEN???

Rated B, for BLECH! >:P

Norton Is Banner!
by santi01
Jun 14th, 2008
11:17:41 AM
Alright I watched the Ang Lee hulk before I went and seen Nortons Hulk last night. And it baffles me how anyone can say the Ange Lee movie was better. Effin baffles me I say. Nortons Hulk was great and superior in every way. Sorry there was no mutated poodles and teh Hulk didnt like Roger Rabbit in this one. Avengers will be the Shizznit!
Omar!!
by JeffTHX
Jun 14th, 2008
11:30:01 AM
Saw it yesterday. Enjoyed it for what it was (big summer movie). I'm not really a big comic guy, so for me, all I know about the Hulk is what I know from these two movies. What stood out for me is that in one brief cut scene during the Harlem Abomination rampage, a guy walks out of a doorway to see what's going on, and I thought to myself, "Hey--that's Omar". Sure enough, I stayed for the credits, and Michael Kenneth Williams played "Harlem bystander". I find it odd that a known actor (even if he's known for a niche role) appears on screen for less than 2 seconds. I wonder if he had more of a part (at least a line?) at some point during the making of the movie. For those who go see this after reading this, keep your eye out for a scary-looking dude in a yellow-orange shirt.
Jawsfan
by KingCarlFergie
Jun 14th, 2008
11:51:51 AM
"And, at the very end, having Banner smirk at the audience and having his eyes go all Hulk-green while he's engaging in relaxation exercises is pure audience pandering, nothing less. Makes for a "pop" ending but betrays the integrity of the entire concept." Way to miss the point. He's learned, at least to a point, how to control it. You really shouldn't be allowed to watch movies, then talk about them.
This movie rocked!!
by aubreyq
Jun 14th, 2008
12:49:37 PM
I saw this movie last night and man was it fun! It was the perfect comic book movie. The crowd cheering lots of times, including when seeing Stan, Lou and TS at the end. A couple of criticisms: Tim Roth looked funny and out of place in uniform, kind of like a crazy uncle after an Army/Navy store shopping spree. Another is that although I think William Hurt is a fantastic actor, I didn't quite like his General Ross, and in my opinion Sam Elliott nailed the Ross character in Ang Lee's Hulk. Other than that, HULK SMASH!!
Nice Comment
by mrdinky
Jun 14th, 2008
01:21:31 PM
from Capone's review: "For those wanting to see the coolness of how Marvel is establishing its film universe, THE INCREDIBLE HULK is a must-see. But for those of you that just don't care, you can probably skip this one."

Wow. Took the words right out of my mouth. I'm not sure if I'm as negative on this movie as him or not, but I did have a distinct "blah" feeling, and despite the big green guy looking a lot better than the previous effort (action sequences are all in low light), that's really about it. otherwise, it's just nice to see the universe forming up. and to be honest, I'm not sure it's worth $10 for about 2 minutes (total) of information about captain america and the avengers.

also, unlike IRON MAN, this movie didn't seem to follow very closely the recent animated AVENGERS movies; banner's character and motivations felt much different. plus, the way he already handles himself as the Hulk kinda eliminates the possibility of a similar relationship with the avengers that he has in the animated movies.

Whiny Negative Bitch
by josh0rama
Jun 14th, 2008
02:21:53 PM
Your name is appropriate. When you use the term "children's books" I assume you're referring to comic books. You're a cock master. Go suck one. Louis Leterrier, if you're reading this page you did a great job. HULK rules. The crowd I saw this with at midnight was roaring. I'm sure it'll make money and I can't wait for The Incredible Hulk 2!!! I'm gonna go check out Transporter now. I've never seen it.
Lee's HULK action scenes were all in "low light," Dinky?
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 14th, 2008
02:31:15 PM
You must've missed the extended fight sequences through the desert all the way to San Francisco, which were all shown in broad daylight!

And unlike in the NEW Hulk film, Ang Lee's version DIDN'T look like a PS3 commercial. It actually looked like real flesh and blood reacting to light and it's surroundings convincingly. So even in the CGI department, this new Hulk movie is sorely lacking.

I'd compare this film to Daredevil. HOPEFULLY, when the Director's Cut comes out, like Daredevil, the film will be MUCH improved. As it is, it's pretty simple-minded stuff, which might explain why so many fanboys love it... it doesn't require much effort on their part. Just "HULK SMASH!" :P

Ang Lee's Hulk was better, sorry guys!
by ganymede3010
Jun 14th, 2008
02:42:41 PM
I have no idea what people are thinking. Yes Norton was better as Bruce. But Ang Lee's hulk was better overall.
Obviously, the new HULK was made for Rappin Duke...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 14th, 2008
03:22:07 PM
His practically ALL CAPS posting shows exactly whom this film is marketed towards.
Now that i've seen the movie...
by AnakinsDiapers
Jun 14th, 2008
03:41:04 PM
...i can proclaim the Incredible Hulk was a damn good picture. Yes, the plot was somewhat thin, Norton was right to try and fight for a different cut, but the film was still strong. The CGI worked just fine as i believed the Hulk was actually physically present with the actors. My only other gripe other than wishing more of the human drama was kept in the picture is that the Hulk maybe had three lines in the movie. I didn't need the Hulk to monologue, but a couple of "leave Hulk alones" or "Hulk hate Banners" would have done nicely. As the end of the movie implies Banner is gaining some control over the change so maybe Hulk will talk more in the sequel.
We ALL read/saw The Hulk as kids, Rappin Duke...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 14th, 2008
04:47:05 PM
But I'm willing to bet most people would say the comic book Hulk of the 80s/90s during the John Byrne/Peter David run was superior to the dumb "Hulk Smash" version of the 1970s.

Having the Hulk break things is fine, but having a smart storyline to base that on is what separates a great film from simply an okay movie.

The new Hulk is merely "okay," both due to a weak, simplistic storyline and sub-par CGI, when compared to Ang Lee's version.

HULK SMASH!!!
by Traveler 27
Jun 14th, 2008
06:08:09 PM
Good Time at the theatre. Haven't heard a crowd actually cheer for a while. I think Gale Anne Hurd likened Ang Lee's Hulk to a One shot, while this feels like...well, a comic book as a movie. This kind of action is how I'd always envisioned, say, a berzerker rage, or sonic blasts. The Sound Pulse weapons were pure comic book style action...futuristic technology, but not really the future, more of an alternate reality...These movies can co-exist...new Hulk and Ang Lee's Hulk. Why not? I don't feel one has to be "better" than the other. I will say, though, that seeing this at the Arclight Dome with a loud crowd was pretty BAD ASS.That was last night, and I'm ready to see it again. HULK SMASH!!!
Wow, I not only disagree, BUT I ALSO. . .
by Macstone
Jun 14th, 2008
06:10:03 PM
question whether Capone has seen this movie or simply just read the screenplay. Furthermore, to state, and I quote, "isn't exactly a sequel and isn't exactly a reboot of Ang Lee's perfectly fine 2003 effort" makes me wonder if he even saw that train wreck of a movie in 2003. Not only was Ang Lee's movie SO FAR from being "perfectly fine" but this new movie IS a complete and total reboot. If Capone had actually taken the time to see this movie he would have realized this within the first 5 minutes of the new movie.
Brazilian Bombshell
by apersonofinterest
Jun 14th, 2008
06:17:53 PM
Who was the hottie that worked with Banner at the bottling factory? Talk about Incredible! Liv was hot but the Brazilian chick was Spicy! Anyone know the actress?
10 times better than Ang Lee's.
by PowerRing
Jun 14th, 2008
06:42:35 PM
This hulk looked better. More detail, reminiscent of Sal Buscema's art. The story got to the point, not some convoluted bullshit about daddy's life and mutant dogs. The nods to the Tv show were very cool and the action was much more property-destruction than Ang Lee's. General Ross moved from unsympathetic to more understanding when events unfold, not flip-flopping as in the hulk. This movie was flawed, but not terribly so. I liked it, although I feel Iron Man was indeed a superior story and movie. The ending fight was a letdown to me in that there was too much use of the environment (objects) vs just punching between hulk and Blonsky. There were a number of fan/crowd pleasing moments and people should see this movie and absolutely forget Capone's suggestion, it's absurd. If you like the character, the tv series or action/sci fi it's well worth seeing on the big screen.
apersonofinterest
by WhoDis
Jun 14th, 2008
06:47:03 PM
don't have access to imdb.com or something? Anyway : http://tinyurl.com/5q6p6g
Once again, both movies can be good
by oisin5199
Jun 14th, 2008
07:05:55 PM
Leterrier's comments about Lee's Hulk fit exactly my sentiment. It was like a one-shot by a guest writer/artist. Whereas this one is Incredible Hulk, the comic series. Both can exist and both have their strengths and weaknesses. Both are entertaining in their own ways. If you've read enough Hulk comics, you'll know how vastly different certain runs of the series are. In comparison to Iron Man, the tone is totally different (think of the difference between Norton and Downey Jr.), and Iron Man definitely dealt with more complex issues, but that's mainly because we've seen Hulk's premise before, and we take it more for granted: It's a reworking of Frankenstein, Beauty and the Beast, Jeckyll and Hyde, and other classic stories, whereas Iron Man is a little more unique (maybe Man in the Iron Mask is an influence?). However, I do think the final battle in IH is a more interesting fight than IM, both in how it's done and what it's about. In Iron Man it was there because it was required, but with Hulk there was a thematic reason for it that grew organically out of the story.
Norton was vanilla, should have gone Buscemi.
by Uncle Stan
Jun 14th, 2008
07:26:17 PM
Norton was sleepwalking through this film. Steve Buscemi would have elevated this film. They made a bad call there. Liv Tyler is a really bad actress--and not really that attractive. The CG was just a notch above SCI-FI Channel greats like "Aztec Rex." It was worth my five-buck ticket, not much more.
i loved it
by christophermoltosante
Jun 14th, 2008
07:41:54 PM
and if you dont agree, you can suck a fart out my shite pipe.
Liked it
by Giario
Jun 14th, 2008
07:49:57 PM
Enjoyed Speed Racer more but thought that The Incredible Hulk was slightly better than Iron Man. Still, Marvel are two for two at this point. That said I do think that The Avengers movie will be somewhat ridiculous. They've gone to all this trouble to make Iron Man and Hulk sort of believable in terms of them kind of existing in our world and then they're going to stick a God in human form into the mix. Picture RDJ's Tony Stark meeting Thor and it does seem a bit laughable. It works in the comics but in a film I'm of the opinion that it might seem shit.
Liv Tyler
by PowerRing
Jun 14th, 2008
07:56:30 PM
I am not a fan of Liv. I never found her attractive (those teeth!). She isn't 1/50th the actress (or as hot as) Jennifer Connoly. Norton is a great actor, and I think he did a fine job. Buscemi would have made Banner too much of a jokey/eccentric character. He also doesn't really have leading man looks for the part, he's more of a character. He's a great psycho or goof ball, granted. Comparing the two on the level, I liked iron man 10/10 where hulk was 8.5/10. I just liked the characters in IM better, and the way the story unfolded.
HULK NOT PART TWO!!!!!!
by Traveler 27
Jun 14th, 2008
09:56:24 PM
I agree. I know a kid who'd LOVE this movie, but, (and here's the problem), Quote:
"why don't you go see it in the theatre?"
"I don't know...I saw the FIRST one, and it was BORING..."

oh, and Debora Nascimento...jeez, I'm only human...
Economical and Entertaining Film
by Dresh
Jun 14th, 2008
10:13:15 PM
Look... Iron Man wasn't THAT great, but it had the advantage of being original. Nobody's ever made a film quite like it before; combining these elements (hi-tech, hi-roller, hi-finance, superhero)! And it was solid in direction and cast. This movie needed to make you forget a film that came out, like 5 years ago! That's a tough job. And for the most part, Incredible Hulk succeeds admirably. It's fast-paced, action-packed and pretty entertaining. Is it going to be the "best film of the Summer"? NO. But it perfectly achieves it's objective of giving us a Marvel Universe film that doesn't suck. It's a pretty good popcorn movie and that's all this re-launch needs to be. And I'm glad. I hope it makes money and moves this concept of a unified Marvel Film Universe forward. You have to give credit to the direction here... and Norton is 'dead-on' casting. Way better performance than Bana; frankly Bana's performance could have made the Lee film a lot more palatable, but he just never rose above the character and the fact that he was WAY miscast. Norton is strong and watchable and Roth is always great. (Though, I honestly found Sam Elliot better than Bill Hurt, who looked like a guy wearing a "Bill Hurt mask" and showed about as much depth.) The Hulk himself looked just as fake as he did in the last film, which is to say he looked as fake as Golum and Spider-man. But I got over it. Let's face it, people: CGI fx look fake.. the technology isn't quite there yet. So let's get past that and just enjoy the fun. And there is lots of it in The Incredible Hulk. Just don't expect TOO much.
Where is everyone?
by Biggie Kaiju
Jun 14th, 2008
10:30:12 PM
I thought this place would be swamped with reactions and discussion. Surprising. The flick was pretty solid. The problem is you paid to see Hulk smash, that's what you're waiting for, so "plot" scenes, if there are too many in a row, can get you antsy. There were some moments like that today. As in the first movie, some of the Hulk shots are breathtaking, others completely unconvincing. But the Abomination looked cool to me, and got a reasonably kickass smackdown with Hulk. Would of liked more pummeling with large objects and less dangling from helicopters, but fun anyway. Oh yeah BIG SPOILER did I hallucinate, or was the Abomination left alive at the end? Hulk chokes him out with a big-ass chain, then tosses his body at General Ross. But he's clearly breathing, and not dead. The ending of this flick was really abrupt, saved only by the classic Tony Stark cameo. In a world where we all agree on so little, I think we can reach consensus that Hulk pummeling Abomination into the pavement with police car boxing gloves was the classic moment of the movie. The "sonic weapon" thing was also a surprise, and pretty sweet. Good times.
Disagree with Capone
by INWOsuxRED
Jun 14th, 2008
10:55:23 PM
1. I don't get the feeling Banner chose Brazil, I get the feeling he woke up there, like just about everywhere else he has lived since going gamma.

2. Who hasn't had their mind turned to mush over a woman?
Ang Lee's Hulk...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 14th, 2008
10:58:54 PM
Would get his fucking clavicle ripped out and stabbed into its' dumb, boring thorax. This was the fuckin' Hulk. He punched a fucking guy's head into the pavement...and KEPT PUNCHING. He fucking said 'HULK SMASH'. Enough for me, at any rate.

Okay, Capone...Banner's an idiot. He's been on the run, living in the third world, trying desperately to live a semi-normal life, knowing that at any moment it's all gonna come tumbling down. That waiting for him out there is a fucker who would be happy knowing Banner was dead and the Hulk was a weapon. Knowing that any relationships he makes are doomed for failure, because Hulk is right there when he loses control.

So, when he gets back to his old stomping grounds, he acts rashly, seeing fucking daylight after a long time of waking up in odd places at square fucking zero, with each semblance of normalcy stripped from him. There's a metaphor at work here that was mighty subtle, like a guy who's in fuckin' prison for years, sees his chance to get out, no matter how slim, and goes for it.

It's the only love of Banner's life, and he's greedy for the time he'll get to spend with Betty Ross, because he doesn't know if it will EVER happen again. Also, dunno if you paid any attention, but the dude from Night of the Living Dead called the cops, because he saw Banner too at the pizzeria. Fuck, it's subtle, but there, at any rate, as an explanation. The government was gonna swarm him the moment he left the house anyways.

And as a final note, when Sterns is saying 'We started with mice, but it just fried them, so we went to something larger--' I was HOPING TO GOD that they were going to show those faggy, stupid Hulk dogs dead as dogshit laying in cages with names like 'Bad Idea' and 'Fucking Dumb'.

Good movie if you're a Hulk fan, and pretty badass action--Not better than Iron Man, and I believe I will be blown away by Dark Knight--but it was WAAAAY more satisfying than Ang Lee's BrokeHulk Mountain.

Biggie Kaiju
by Cap-m Canuck
Jun 14th, 2008
11:09:25 PM
... Did you read the interview? Tim said that he signed a three picture deal and there was some mention of the Red Hulk... I'd really like to know which shots of the Incredible Hulk were breathtaking. For me anytime time they showed him from the neck it was horrible. I'm going to get really nit picky but CGI hair hasn't looked that bad since before Pixar did Monsters Inc. I thought that I was watching Reboot much of the time. They could have hid a lot if they had just got that right I think.
More on the Hulk...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 14th, 2008
11:26:27 PM
Incredible Hulk has more of the Hulk mythos in it than Lee's overly-talky nonsense.

1. Hulk gets stronger as he gets madder -- As shown in the fight with the Abomination.

2. Hulk, in the beginning was a savage, mindless, creature, who could not be reasoned with, and eventually became a personality separate from Banner--leading into the Peter David awesome stories. Savage Hulk is the genesis, and World War Hulk is the apocalypse. It's not hard to see the ARC of this Hulk, but you DO have to look.

3. Banner is smart, but not Reed Richards smart or even Samuel Sterns smart...This was good! And it blended the TV Show origin with the Ang Lee movie origin somewhat. A smart, but not genius level scientist gets fucked up, and does what he can to get himself better.

Ang Lee's movie was a baffling failure. How much is it on DVD now over on Amazon? Like fifty cents...And which flick's gonna get to Blu Ray first? Sorry True Be-Lee-vers, The Incredible Hulk has more juice on that score as well.

You don't like this flick? It's one of two things: You had a preconcieved notion of what the Hulk should be, and fell into the shitty CGI Hulk from 03 as your refuge. Defending the bizarre mess with a strange sense of dignity, tut-tutting at the rest of us who wanted, you know, some fuckin' Hulk in their Hulk movie.

Or, you've not seen this yet.

The CGI looks like what you'd expect as a first outing from a studio that is running on a fairly tight budget when it comes to 2nd AD stuff. Not surprising, but you have to watch the fucking fight scenes. And Hulk is strong as fuck in this. I mean, ripping cars in half by throwing shit through them...And that chest-kick from the fuckin' trailer? OH FUCK. It's SO much better in the movie. That said, I can't WAIT to see the DVD version...Hopefully we'll see Norton's cut of it....and meanwhile, you guys can keep harping on about how 'intellectually satisfying' Ang Lee's Hulk was. But there's one thing Lee's Hulk ain't...That's the real fucking Hulk.

The HULK kicking Tim Roth in the chest is AWESOME???
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 15th, 2008
01:29:28 AM
Try "stupid." A 9-foot tall Hulk kicking a 5'7" loudmouth in the chest is BEYOND lame. Now maybe if he'd STEPPED on him or tossed him into orbit, that might be considered "awesome."

The fact that you found it so impressive that Hulk beat-up this pipsqueak kinda tells me how easily impressed you guys are by the goofiest things.

BET ---TY
by Fineus Fog
Jun 15th, 2008
03:05:56 AM
All ithat line did was make me think of Frank Spencer (brits will get the joke) But fuck me if that wasnt a brutal fight at the end- I love how the rage almost overtook Hulk and only BET--TY could stop him
Yackbacker
by Giario
Jun 15th, 2008
05:33:34 AM
To answer your question I've not read The Ultimates and in fact I've not read many comics full stop. I do have a basic knowledge of the character's back stories and so on but in all honesty I actually just assumed that the stuff I'm talking about worked in the comics because so many folks are really excited by the upcoming film. I had a look at the plot summaries for The Ultimates series and whilst initially intrigued/pleased by the 'Thor's mentally-ill and actually part of the Euro Super-Soldier Program' angle it does seem that they end up establishing that he really is a God and having him go up against his half-brother Loki who has summoned an army of inter-dimensional beings. And given that I just can't see it working too well. Thor's story doesn't really fit into what we've seen thus far. I'm sorry if I'm not being especially clear on this but it's difficult to explain in a way. Thor's story is a different kind of fantasy. Thor coming into these films basically says that in this filmic Universe Norse Gods are real. And that just seems a bit crap to me. I'm not trying to offend anyone. I'm just really stating a sort of concern I've got. I could be proven spectacularly wrong.
Your Hulk reviews on national public radio!
by The Takeaway
Jun 15th, 2008
08:07:07 AM
The Takeaway, a new national public radio morning show and website, is looking for people to contribute audio comments about The Incredible Hulk to air on Monday's show! It's very easy to do, but the deadline in coming up: Sunday (June 15th) at 3 p.m. Eastern time. You just call a phone number, leave your name and website (for a link back), then either read a sound bite from what you've already written on this board, or fill in the blank "The Incredible Hulk was __________", or talk about one other thing that stuck out for you. It will all be combined to create a collaborative review! More information and tips for making it to the air at http://tinyurl.com/66p735
A 9-foot tall Hulk kicking a 5'7" loudmouth
by PowerRing
Jun 15th, 2008
09:34:12 AM
Well, it was a satisfying crunch.
Cap-m Canuck
by Biggie Kaiju
Jun 15th, 2008
10:28:03 AM
I did not read the interview; thanks for the info. How the hell is this supposed to work? Is Roth supposed to be in the Avengers movie, too? That project sounds insane already. I thought the shot of Hulk after he changes and leaps through the glass and onto the lawn was great. He paused and flexed, and it looked like rippling real muscle to me. And when he sat down with Betty in the cave, the rain water pouring down his arms totally sold the illusion that he was soaked. The screaming at the lightning may have been pointless, but it looked pretty cool. Maybe breathtaking is a bit much. You're right; the face closeups were the most cartoonish. And the final battle was not all that different from the big-CGI-beasts-rolling-around stuff we've seen before. But the Abomination was much bigger than I thought he'd be, and looked cool. I haven't read any Hulk comics, but can understand fans not liking the changes. Red Hulk? I'm not even gonna ask. Blonski getting booted into a tree got a big reaction from the audience, but they exploded when they saw him in the hospital, basically turned into human pulp.
not quite as good as I expected...
by lettersoftransit
Jun 15th, 2008
12:26:41 PM
...actors seemed capable of moments that just weren't fully realized. It seemed truncated in spots, and the timing of the personal moments felt off, as if the director didn't know the actors were trying to give him something. That said, my kids, who took me for dad's day, loved it. Though not anywhere near as much as iron man.
Latest Batman Pics...
by Traveler 27
Jun 15th, 2008
12:48:10 PM
this one alone has me jazzed to the gills. holy fuckin' shit.
http://tinyurl.com/4hjsvh better
catch up, AICN
Saw it last night
by greenstyle92
Jun 15th, 2008
12:52:48 PM
Meh. Action was pretty good, Though they filmed it all at night to save on CGI and made it hard to follow. But otherwise, fairly boring and rehash-y. But I like that it still works as a loose sequel to the 2003 film. (the 2003 film ended with Hulk fleeing to south america, where we find him in this one. Ross says Banner has been on the run for 5 years, which is how long it's been since the last one.) As long as I can see it as "Hulk 2", I'm okay with it, but not thrilled. If they insist that this was "Hulk 1, again" then it was a total waste because it wasn't any better than the last one, and was definitely shallower.
Anyone saying this is better than Iron Man however...
by greenstyle92
Jun 15th, 2008
12:57:43 PM
Is out of their fucking minds, just easily lead by the last thing they saw. Tony was an interesting lead, more so than Iron Man was. Banner was just a big "blah," (which I will admit is kind of necessary given the gimmick of the character) but still boring as hell to watch. I have no plans to watch the full Incredible Hulk ever again, it's just a more boring version of the fugitive. The Hulk scenes may be worth the price of the DVD, but that's it. Iron Man, despite it's faults, holds together MUCH BETTER as a film.
fucking brilliant
by Mr_X
Jun 15th, 2008
01:19:20 PM
watched it loved it. a perfect comic book movie
Glad the movie did well
by versatol
Jun 15th, 2008
01:37:23 PM
This is the direction the Hulk should go. Much better than the Ang Lee shitfest. That's really impressive that this movie still managed over 50 Million when most of the public perceived it as a sequel to the shitty 2003 version. I think good word of mouth, weak competition, and good reviews will give it legs and carry this baby to a hit. HULK SMASH puny panda
Batman...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 15th, 2008
02:26:52 PM
Tsk. Yeah, man. I BET you wish Ang Lee would poke SOMETHIN'. :)

Just kiddin'. Hey, I never once say something is gonna be everyone's cup o' tea, but I will say this; guys who drink some beer, go fishing once in a while, and don't take all this bullshit so fucking seriously will really dig this flick. And that's all this is, is an entertaining flick.

Batman, if that is really you, you're smart enough to know what heroic sacrifice is, right? Either that or GASP!! You're PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN ON THE INTERNET! For shame.

Just got done reading my buddy's copies of World War Hulk...there's some far out shit in that series..but seriously, the best Hulk issues have one thing in common...five pages in a row of nothing but action and sound effects. Sorry that sort of testosterone fueled action bores you, Mozart, go watch Ang Lee's version again if it miffs you so terribly. And in the fuckin' 60s EVERYONE got powers from radiation. In fact, they make a joke about just that thing in the Ultimates comics. (I know, they're raping your childhood--blah,blah,blah...) They too are pretty good for funny books, and have some great humor...They're also influencing the way the Marvel movies are going, so, suck it up ladies...and you, Batman.

Ghost Who Lurks...are you pissed because you thought your handle would be fuckin' PRIME internet real estate before the SHITTY Phantom movie came out? ;)

The reason the chest kick for me was AWESOME was spoken above, but unless you didn't see the movie, or were too busy jotting down pissy hate for this flick in your 'Emily the Strange' slambook to notice; Roth was hepped up on the serum. And Hulk fucking CHESTKICKS that asshole and leaves him a fucking bag of blood with kibble for bones laying against a tree. That shit is AWESOME!!!111 Yeah, the 1s are there for comedic effect. Just kidding about you havin' a slambook, just making a point.

Lighten up, Francis. It's just a stupid action movie. Oh, and Ang Lee's flick was for gays, ladies, and gay ladies with too much time on their hands.

Gotcha! (Ducking flaming spears from the Lee fans)

Checking the calendar...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 15th, 2008
02:38:41 PM
Hey smart-mouth. The weekend box office ain't in yet. It's Sunday. Nice try. 54 mil in one day? That's pretty damned nice.
54 over 2 days is about as good...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 15th, 2008
02:46:04 PM
As X-Men and Ghost Rider did...and was MUCH more than either Marvel or Universal were expecting. So, not bad.

130 mil pricetag? So it makes a third of the budget back in the first weekend. It sticks around until DKR, it makes its budget back and soaks in the gravy of DVD sales. This is a success, any way you slice it. And the people most enthusiastic? Real fucking Hulk fans.

I must be getting old...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 15th, 2008
02:48:02 PM
Because I had no idea what a "slambook" was until I googled it.

And I'll be SHOCKED if The Incredible Hulk manages to make more money than even Superman Returns, because word-of-mouth will NOT make people go see this film in the coming weeks. Most people I know rejected seeing it outright, once they saw the previews. And even comic geeks are split on the quality of the finished film, unlike with IRON MAN.

I predict the next (and possibly LAST) time you see the Hulk will be in the AVENGERS film in 2011. I doubt there'll be a sequel to this, despite the Leader and Doc Samson set up.

Oh, and it's NOT $54 Million in one DAY...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 15th, 2008
02:50:30 PM
It's for the entire weekend. IRON MAN, on the other hand, grossed almost TWICE that amount opening weekend.
Pointing out Ghost's Mistakes Pt. 1...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 15th, 2008
02:52:57 PM
As I no doubt will be able to do so in the future...Hey Ghost, you mention above that a scientist wouldn't be so fuckin' dumb as to experiment on himself, he'd use animals. Thing is, Banner says that he did all the trials, and everything looked like it was ready to go. It was supposed to be a minor thing, and turned out to fuck the guy's life up. David Banner in Ang Lee's flick didn't just experiment on faggy poodles, he experimented on his own kid. Yeah, pretty fuckin' dumb.

Don't talk about Ang Lee...You wouldn't like me when you talk about Ang Lee. It's funny, because it's like that thing that Bruce Banner says, AND it's making fun of the fact that Ang Lee is Chinese! It works on so many levels. Hulk laugh lots. HAR HAR!

And you are old, man.
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 15th, 2008
02:54:58 PM
I'd make a friendly bet with you. If Hulk gets a sequel, you have to end every one of your posts with 'Oh yeah, and MicturatingBenjamin is the fucking man.' If it doesn't, I'll admit that it didn't do as well as Ang Lee's flick. Deal?
Also...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jun 15th, 2008
02:56:44 PM
The Hulk ain't nearly as popular a title as Iron Man or Spider-Man, he's just the second most recognized character in the Marvel Universe. Just sayin'...also, you have to admit the stank of the Ang Lee flick has to have hurt the opening weekend of this more than any fucking trailers could have.
MicBen...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 15th, 2008
02:58:09 PM
I think Bruce Banner's supposed to be a LITTLE saner than his father David, who ended up in a INSANE ASYLUM for his crazy self-experimentation.

That's why I said no SANE scientist would do it and why it makes no sense to portray Bruce Banner as being so foolish and reckless in the new movie. It just makes him look like a crazy idiot.

Oh, and the joke is "Don't make me Ang Lee..." It's funnier if you get it right. ;)

The HULK was FAR more recognizable than IRON MAN
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 15th, 2008
03:08:54 PM
...Before this summer, with the long-running 1970s TV series and numerous cartoons of the character over the years.

The HULK should be money in the bank for Marvel and the fact that IRON MAN has such strong box-office returns with almost zero recognition to the general public beforehand, is testament to how well-made it was, both story- and action-wise.

And blaming Ang Lee's film for hurting the new Hulk movie is ridiculous. Batman Begins wasn't hurt at all by the previous crappy Batman films that preceded it. People just wanted to see a GOOD Batman movie.

In general, the public wants quality films and will reject movies that they see as a waste of their time and money, regardless of how famous the characters are.