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First
by Gd00
Jun 11th, 2008
07:38:03 PM
Am I ?
Finally
by Skraggo
Jun 11th, 2008
07:38:12 PM
Bout time. I've been hearing about this thing forever.
Theres a new Indy movie?
by Series7
Jun 11th, 2008
07:48:55 PM
WHAAAAA?
Oh yeah thats right
by Series7
Jun 11th, 2008
07:49:19 PM
I thought I was watching Mummy 3, but thats a little later this summer.
Is
by Series7
Jun 11th, 2008
07:49:49 PM
anyone elses AICN homepage not loading?
EXT. JUNGLE - DAY
by Chishu_Ryu
Jun 11th, 2008
07:55:40 PM
Mutt follows the Spider Monkey up the vine, grabs another, and (in a scene that should be reminiscent of Fonz jumping the shark) commences to swing through treetops like motherfucking Tarzan in black leather.

Mutt continues to swing through the trees like Cheetah, then does one last leap from the vine (like his dad in the first Indy film when he swings on that vine into the river) and lands back in the jeep with his monkey gang who commence to beating on Spalko.

EXT. DESERT - EARLY MORNING
by Chishu_Ryu
Jun 11th, 2008
08:02:36 PM
The now classic Paramount Pictures logo dissolves into a desert gopher mound, from which pops a CGI gopher (no, Steven, not a stupid analog puppet gopher!), which scurries back into its hole as a military convoy racing the crew from Happy Days speed by.
Umm Yeah Use Scribd?
by spidermanfreak20
Jun 11th, 2008
08:17:11 PM
Upload it to Scribd and post a link. Like I will.
INT. MY HOUSE - DAY
by Riley Martin
Jun 11th, 2008
08:37:27 PM
A naked MARION grinds up and down on my thick hard tubesteak while I slap that white bony ass. Suddenly, a naked WILLIE bursts into the room, immediately pushing her thick blonde mound against my mouth while SHORT ROUND... oh hang on, wrong PDF
I've never read a screenplay before
by Magic Rat
Jun 11th, 2008
08:39:41 PM
reading that makes me think I should try writing one. It's really poorly written. If that can get sold, hell, I should be able to get something sold. It read like it was written by a 8th grader.
SoylentMean
by hoggydog
Jun 11th, 2008
08:39:43 PM
Yeah, the home page has been down for me as well.
IF THE HOME PAGE WASN'T DOWN
by Shia LaBeoufs Uncle
Jun 11th, 2008
08:41:41 PM
This talkback would have over 1000 posts by now. Most of them discussing Nuked Fridges.
orcus
by DocDaneeka
Jun 11th, 2008
08:50:26 PM
i followed my browser history to the 'cool news' section.
Orcus
by Shia LaBeoufs Uncle
Jun 11th, 2008
08:54:07 PM
You just have to look into the skull's eyes. Then all sorts of random crap happens.
Reading a random page
by AlphaWolf2k7
Jun 11th, 2008
08:56:55 PM
I didn't like the fact that Indy's not afraid of snakes in his draft. That DEFINES Indy (plus the fedora and the whip)
Nice to have this now
by GregoryHarbin
Jun 11th, 2008
09:05:19 PM
Reading, not convinced yet that it's any good. We'll see.

I did like Stuart's script, and hope to read Koepp's script at some point. I liked the final film, but I have problems with the script as presented on screen.

The ending...
by kapnasty
Jun 11th, 2008
09:10:34 PM
is much better than the movie version. The Sallah cameo is dope too.
got here through rss feed
by bluebottle
Jun 11th, 2008
09:15:56 PM
someone better get out their drupal instillation disk, quick!
Thanks Mori...
by The Grug
Jun 11th, 2008
09:34:16 PM
I was hoping this might pop up somewhere.
Sounds like a backpeddal, moriarty.
by greenstyle92
Jun 11th, 2008
09:35:23 PM
Now please don't get ultra defensive. I'm not usually someone throwing shit at you. But I remember you liking the final "Crystal Skull." But the following quote,"You'll also see how much more elegant those elements can be in the hands of a writer who loves Indiana Jones and who actually wanted to see a great Indy movie for this last chapter." To me seems to indicate that you are going back on it a little bit, perhaps dragged down by all the negative publicity.

I only point this out because you've claimed you don't back pedal as Harry as done and you don't see why people think you do. Well, here's an example where it sounds like you are backpedaling. So there you go.

By the way, I love Crystal Skull. "Nuked the Fridge" is a lame phrase.
AICN is fucked...
by Fleet
Jun 11th, 2008
09:50:12 PM
...I mean more fucked than normal - What's up with this site at the moment? It's dodge city...
Drupal demons attacking the site...
by br1947
Jun 11th, 2008
09:50:24 PM
bad drupal, BAD!
I Actually Preferred Kingdom of the Crystal Skull To City of the
by Acquanetta
Jun 11th, 2008
09:51:17 PM
Sorry, but Darabont's script reads a little too much like fan fiction at times. I agree with David Koepp that characters shouldn't be remembering their exact dialogue from decades earlier. Yet that's precisely what Indy and Marion do throughout this script. And at one point, Darabont even has a character reference the tagline for Temple of Doom! Come on. There's also a pretty ridiculous scene where Indy tries to steal Raiders' Golden Idol again- this time from the Marshall College museum. Lame. "Kingdom" had its share of flaws, but I felt it worked pretty well for what it was trying to be- namely, a B movie from the 1950's. "City of the Gods" may take a (slightly) more serious approach to the material, but it's just not as much fun. I'd rather have characters like Mutt and Irina Spalko over the forgettable lot that's on display here.
Just watched Rambo again
by Series7
Jun 11th, 2008
09:51:30 PM
And its still the best movie of 08....and 07.
David Koepp is a hack
by messi
Jun 11th, 2008
09:52:04 PM
how the fuck this guy keeps getting jobs, he writes awful screenplays, every screenplay rolls in of itself and needs to be fixed. he has good ideas, but for me this guy is a layout, story guy and then someone else should write the screenplay. by all means keep writing, but people should rewrite your stuff to keep the good stuff. seriously you clusterfucked spider-man.
Is It Just Me...
by 24AliasFan
Jun 11th, 2008
09:54:55 PM
But do all screenplays look like they just came off a 1970's typewriter? Personally, I like that retro look, but you'd think in this era of clean laser fonts that screenplays would look a bit 'cleaner'.
The link is working for me!
by JackIsLost
Jun 11th, 2008
09:58:35 PM
I want to read the script for myself! Is there another link?
ISN'T working, that is...
by JackIsLost
Jun 11th, 2008
09:58:54 PM
THANKS AICN
by kgerm
Jun 11th, 2008
10:00:00 PM
FOR GETTING THE FUCKING SITE SHUT DOWN.
Script not posted anymore
by MrFusion
Jun 11th, 2008
10:01:00 PM
Does anyone have it saved somewhere? I would LOVE to read this script.
please e-mail me the pdf
by MrFusion
Jun 11th, 2008
10:02:37 PM
neophiliack@yahoo.com Thanks very much!
e-mail it to me too, please
by icen9ne
Jun 11th, 2008
10:03:58 PM
icen9ne@yahoo.com ugh, and i actually used that site. hopefully it's just down temporarily.
I hope someone saved this before it got deleted!
by JackIsLost
Jun 11th, 2008
10:04:22 PM
I MUST READ IT! Email it to me to at gvillegator05@yahoo.com.
I have the screenplay...
by shmu65
Jun 11th, 2008
10:09:07 PM
does anybody still need/want it?
shmu65!
by Andyrooskie
Jun 11th, 2008
10:10:04 PM
MOST DEFINITELY. Many thanks. Many thanks indeed. andydandynotebook@gmail.com
I'll take one.
by rcpweiner
Jun 11th, 2008
10:10:05 PM
rcpweiner@hotmail.com Thank you, good sir.
Mirror links, please...
by Kasch
Jun 11th, 2008
10:10:07 PM
theimpactplayer69@yahoo.com.
by SkidMarkedUndies
Jun 11th, 2008
10:10:46 PM
If anyone has it please email it over. Thank you in advance.
I'll take a copy please!
by MichaelCorleone
Jun 11th, 2008
10:10:54 PM
Damn site is making me crazy....
by MichaelCorleone
Jun 11th, 2008
10:11:21 PM
I'll take a copy please! houseofel@gmail.com
shmu65!
by marc2marcharder
Jun 11th, 2008
10:11:23 PM
Yes please. Pretty please. marc2marcharder@comcast.net Thank you!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
by Angry Mike
Jun 11th, 2008
10:11:52 PM
Send em one to JULYFAMILY@OPTONLINE.NET Thanks so much.
HERE IT IS:
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:11:58 PM


http://www.mediafire.com/?1pfz jtexmym

I would also like a copy!
by Dragga
Jun 11th, 2008
10:12:01 PM
If someone could please e-mail me a copy to timdragga@mac.com I'd be very grateful. Thanks!
add me to the list please
by percane
Jun 11th, 2008
10:12:45 PM
grok241@aol.com thanks in advance!
please send
by PHUCKO
Jun 11th, 2008
10:12:48 PM
PHUCK-O@hotmail.com thanks!
(remove spaces in that url)
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:13:17 PM
damn AICN and their weird url altering!!
Send it here
by Dr.James
Jun 11th, 2008
10:13:40 PM
Dont_waltz@hotmail.com Thanks.
sorry everyone....
by shmu65
Jun 11th, 2008
10:14:08 PM
in the interest of me not having to send out multiple emails, please e-mail me at mybcasting@gmail.com and I will try and reply to you all promptly. Thanks.
Oh Now Darabont Loves Indy More than its Creator Lucas
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 11th, 2008
10:14:57 PM
Fuck off... If Moriarty was a TBer he would be labeled a troll.
Awesome job Shifty!
by SkidMarkedUndies
Jun 11th, 2008
10:16:58 PM
THANK YOU!! GO TO MEDIAFIRE FOR THE FILE!
SG1 Rip?
by SoundwaveV
Jun 11th, 2008
10:17:19 PM
Sounds awesome, but is it me or does the Alien thing sound too much like Stargate SG1?
Please!!!
by jagger
Jun 11th, 2008
10:17:30 PM
tmjbyrnes@yahoo.com Forever Grateful!!!
Thanks for the script!
by JackIsLost
Jun 11th, 2008
10:17:31 PM
I will now be reading it for the next hour... toodles.
Me 2 please
by Darth Thoth
Jun 11th, 2008
10:17:34 PM
Thanks a lot! jedi1579@hotmail.com
me too?
by shineboxmp
Jun 11th, 2008
10:17:56 PM
shineboxmp@gmail.com
Yes please
by hyprkc
Jun 11th, 2008
10:18:30 PM
hyprkc@hotmail.com
OK, Yuri's a little grating right off the bat
by Andyrooskie
Jun 11th, 2008
10:19:07 PM
"In soviet Russia, ketchup dunk YOU!" But I like the Indy intro. "Damn kids" :-)
Stoppard
by Dr.James
Jun 11th, 2008
10:19:14 PM
Now only if we could get our hands on the Tom Stoppard script that
Yes Thanks .. . . .
by ecko1929
Jun 11th, 2008
10:19:30 PM
browncoat29@gmail.com

by Dr.James
Jun 11th, 2008
10:19:58 PM
Ford and Spielberg apparently loved, but Lucas canned because it was too "adult"
I love it
by unuseddraft
Jun 11th, 2008
10:20:09 PM
Indy's much more proactive in this version.
sent to lots of the emails,
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:20:25 PM
too many to keep up though... go to my mediafire link, just easier that way
Please Email Here:
by ObieTrice
Jun 11th, 2008
10:20:28 PM
af196805@ohio.edu Thanks!
I want a copy to, please
by EndymionX
Jun 11th, 2008
10:20:32 PM
I f any of you have the PDF, please send it to EndymionX@hotmail.com. Thanks
Send one here please
by tmarcus
Jun 11th, 2008
10:20:43 PM
tmarcus32@yahoo.com
What's up with changing your opinion on this, Drew?
by Keeper Of Chimps
Jun 11th, 2008
10:21:18 PM
You gave it a good review and now you're slamming the finished project. The Darabont script is riddled with problems. One thing you can't slam Lucas for is passing on this. The finished product was better.
Actually scratch that
by ObieTrice
Jun 11th, 2008
10:21:43 PM
Mediafire FTW!!!! NICE
compiling addresses
by shmu65
Jun 11th, 2008
10:23:08 PM
hang on everyone, it's coming
"Damn kids!"
by JackIsLost
Jun 11th, 2008
10:24:07 PM
Love that line!
shoot me one too...
by Sidius
Jun 11th, 2008
10:26:27 PM
trojanwilliams@gmail.com
Why wouldn't they want us to read it?
by WolfmanNards
Jun 11th, 2008
10:28:51 PM
Whether or not I read that script will not affect the studios finances whatsoever, and money's all they care about, so why the big deal?
I'll take a copy, thanks
by KnarftheIndecent
Jun 11th, 2008
10:30:50 PM
knarftheindecent@gmail.com
The Verdict...
by DoubleFantasy
Jun 11th, 2008
10:30:53 PM
...that script is FAR from perfect. In fact I think it way misses the mark on a few occassions and does seem to be written by a fan of Indy which isn't so good (see T4). I remember a few months ago on this site when everyone was attacking Lucas when the line "It's not the mileage..." came up. Well, turns out Darabont came up with all that stuff and went way silly with some of it in this script. It goes to show it aint all Lucas. He's just an easy target for haters. I'm not sure how this would have turned out on screen - its definitely deeper than Koepp's script but some of it is a lot worse than what was in KOTCS...
Latauro would like a copy...
by Latauro
Jun 11th, 2008
10:30:59 PM
If anyone would be so kind: aicndownunder@hotmail.com
could somebody just highlight the best parts?
by tompiltoff
Jun 11th, 2008
10:31:28 PM
What does Henry Jones Jr. do in the script, Sallah, etc?
Host Gator Crashes Website
by kenichi tanaka
Jun 11th, 2008
10:31:43 PM
Looks like Host Gator took the site down.
Ughhh. The "I love America" line would have been worse than the
by microwavable?
Jun 11th, 2008
10:31:55 PM
i'm trying to picture Harrison saying that line with a bit of sarcasm, and it still makes me cringe. but at least this script makes a little more sense than the fucking movie did.
MUST READ
by knightweasel
Jun 11th, 2008
10:31:55 PM
shields@lclark.edu Please!
Dar!!!
by Potsy
Jun 11th, 2008
10:32:30 PM
I'd love a copy of anyone'd be so cool!!! Thanks in advance!!! Sucta@hotmail.com
gotham night
by Keeper Of Chimps
Jun 11th, 2008
10:32:53 PM
Its really too bad because it gives all the power to the haters. The unless-Lucas-wrote-it-when-I-w as-twelve-I-hate-it crowd dictates what the opinion of the reviewers becomes.

by Angry Mike
Jun 11th, 2008
10:34:14 PM
http://rapidshare.com/files/12 1833632/Indiana_Jones_and_the_ City_of_the_Gods.pdf.html
Krack, RIGHT ON
by WolfmanNards
Jun 11th, 2008
10:34:54 PM
There is a strong sense of elitism from the writers on this site. There is less a feeling of community and more of an attitude of flaunting. I attribute that to all of their high school experiences sitting on the outside and instead of embracing their individuality, wishing they were like the "cooler" kids. So for the rest of their lives they have formed a facsimile of that environment in which the tables are turned and they are the "popular kids"
DOWNLOAD IT HERE
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:35:20 PM
in case you missed my earlier post:

http://www.mediaf ire.com/?1pfzjtexmym

(r emove any AICN-added spaces)
Dang, the link is broken already...
by quadrupletree
Jun 11th, 2008
10:35:44 PM
Next link? I wanna read this!
pdf here now
by Fried Gold
Jun 11th, 2008
10:37:51 PM
http://link-protector.com/5212 89/
Could somebody send it to me
by halcyondays93
Jun 11th, 2008
10:40:51 PM
Could somebody email it to me: halcyondays93@yahoo.com
Hmmm. Well, I can certainly appreciate...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 11th, 2008
10:42:16 PM
...the opportunity to muse over something that may or may not have made a better film. Unfortunately, I was so disappointed in Indy's last outing, that I think I'd rather just forget the whole story/concept altogether. I do look forward to my fellow Talkbackers' comments though.
gotham_night
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 11th, 2008
10:42:51 PM
Shut it.
Anyone still emailing it?
by Kerouac Ave
Jun 11th, 2008
10:45:02 PM
Please send to KerouacAve@yahoo.com. Someday, and that day may never come, you may call on me to do you a favor ...
Re: The "it's not the mileage" line.
by Acquanetta
Jun 11th, 2008
10:45:09 PM
Darabont has said he wanted to include a reversal of that famous line in the movie. David Koepp later said that he didn't want the film to read too much like fan fiction, since it wouldn't make sense for these characters to remember things they said 10 or 20 years earlier.
How long before one of you fuckers slams Jar jar?
by Keeper Of Chimps
Jun 11th, 2008
10:45:50 PM
Fucking predictable ass eaters.
Please...
by kiss0fdeath
Jun 11th, 2008
10:46:49 PM
justmcarter@aol.com Been waiting for the longest time to read this.
Please for the love of god...
by phaedrus007
Jun 11th, 2008
10:48:32 PM
If anyone is emailing it: fakeguy007@hotmail.com
Thanks!
by kiss0fdeath
Jun 11th, 2008
10:49:20 PM
you guys are the best
No need to use email
by Fried Gold
Jun 11th, 2008
10:50:03 PM
There are now two links above. I think Chris Columbus' old draft for Indy 4 is floating around somewhere too.
Do a brother a favour Down Under
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jun 11th, 2008
10:50:28 PM
That's right I got sexual in my subject line orsonwelles@hotmail.com please please please
"It's not ehe mileage..." Spielberg's
by Koji_Kabuto
Jun 11th, 2008
10:51:06 PM
I think it was Spielberg's idea. But who the hell cares?. I wish that line was IN the movie and the only problem with Indy 4. But is not :(
send if possible please
by Germster
Jun 11th, 2008
10:52:58 PM
im currently sitting in a walmart waiting for the mgs4 ps3 bundle so if someone could send me the script that wouls rock. germstanyu@yahoo.com
It's spam time bitches!
by g-ride9000
Jun 11th, 2008
10:53:15 PM
check out the exe. attachment.....full of surprizzzezz
The link I posted will likey crash soon...
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:53:19 PM
so if anyone else grabbed it, do your part and post it somewhere else! Everybody do it! Can't Stop the Signal!!
gotham_night
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 11th, 2008
10:55:09 PM
Quote: "Try and do something original for once."

Oh really? You fucking idiot. Try taking a look at your useless posts on this site and get back to me.


by ghildrew
Jun 11th, 2008
10:56:16 PM
Please email me! ghildrew@gmail.com
Oh, and THE COLUMBUS DRAFT HERE:
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:56:54 PM
http://www.dailyscript.com/scr ipts/INDIANA_JONES_4_2.html
This is awesome...
by phaedrus007
Jun 11th, 2008
10:57:08 PM
As Jasper said "What a time to be alive."
JEB STUART DRAFT HERE
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 11th, 2008
10:59:18 PM
http://www.theindyexperience.c om/films/indy_4_scripts.php
Well FUCK ME!!
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Jun 11th, 2008
10:59:50 PM
at least there's some redemption here. I hated every minute of KOTCS. i cant wait to read this.
It wasn't exactly the lost "good version"... at all
by Paulseta
Jun 11th, 2008
11:00:03 PM
In fact, this version has just as many clunky and badly written parts as the final screenplay. There's a couple of bits that are downright amateur-hour. Seeems that a lot of the parts that I had assumed were the work of David "Complete Hack" K were in the Darabont draft. Course we can all blame Lucas for the story and script pacing issues... can't we?
Animated version?
by jagger
Jun 11th, 2008
11:02:01 PM
It would be great if some talented person with time on their hands could do an animated version of this script...or even a radio drama based on it. Just a thought.
Animated version?
by jagger
Jun 11th, 2008
11:02:03 PM
It would be great if some talented person with time on their hands could do an animated version of this script...or even a radio drama based on it. Just a thought.
http://tinyurl.com/658zql
by shmu65
Jun 11th, 2008
11:04:22 PM
for those of you who were late to my email. here is the rapidshare link. Can't stop the signal! (God I'm a dork) Anybody have their hands on the M. Night draft? That's one I'd like to check out too.
The version I prefer
by FilmZ0mbie
Jun 11th, 2008
11:05:36 PM
Is the one in my head, fuck Lucas' new shit.
Lucas...
by DoubleFantasy
Jun 11th, 2008
11:05:53 PM
...should have the least amount of blame put on him for any of KOTCS' flaws. Reading that script again for the second time, Krack, I actually think it may have been GL who asked for some of the fan lines to be removed - knowing what a backlash it could cause. And you haters gotta realise that if Koepp's script sucked - based on a sucky script going right back to Darabont - and the direction isn't on the ball then YOU CANNOT BLAME George Lucas for the disappointment that is KOTCS. This script shows that it had problems from day 1...
Me too please!
by MrD
Jun 11th, 2008
11:06:08 PM
Please mail it to misterd@hvc.rr.com
I hate talkbackers.
by PhantomSpazzz
Jun 11th, 2008
11:07:39 PM
I KNEW that you hacks would open the file and read the first paragraph, then skim to the middle and read a sentence, then immediatly go to the end to read the climax, then come on here and bitch and moan like middle school girls on their periods and complain how everything sucks! SO predictable!! Gettin' kinda' old guys. This is why AICN should have age restrictions for posting or some kind of I.Q test. Hey bitch-boys, if your gonna rant, and cry and complain about, or you want to waste your time typing about it at least read the damn thing so you can critique it positively and negatively. I am halfway through the script and i'm very entertained by it. I think the action and pacing has been SO extremely tight. A few "kids" mention that it seems like a fan wrote it and that they could do better. Heh. Right. I really enjoyed thus far, Indy on campus..... Meeting the dean, his students, getting drunk, stealing his shit, the chase and fight with the assassin, the scene with his father, running from the cops. THATS ONLY TEN MINUTES!!
Can anybody write a short synopsis?
by krullboyisback
Jun 11th, 2008
11:08:06 PM
Just the main differences and stuff. Thanks!
NEED THAT SCRIPT!!!!
by Sphincter
Jun 11th, 2008
11:10:10 PM
Please send to haynezeeboy@hotmail.com

by Koji_Kabuto
Jun 11th, 2008
11:10:29 PM
Jack, I think you are right!, the main problem was the fricking MacGuffin!!, it sucked!!!. With so many other things instead of religious artifacts you had to come up with Aliens?, even if it's "based" on some true stuff... it still sucked!.
Anybody have it to e-mail??
by newbrak
Jun 11th, 2008
11:11:25 PM
If so, I would really appreciate it. I want to read this very much! groosa@gmail.com Thanks!
Have Black List, Will Trade
by Rebeck2
Jun 11th, 2008
11:11:51 PM
ShiftyEyedDog, I know I'm one of many, but have mercy and send me the Darabont. And the Columbus and the Stuart, if you can. My address is RudeRabbit@aol.com - thanks. I will be forever in your debt and have some PDFs to trade if you're interested. Does ANYONE have the Quantum Of Solace script?? I would kill for that... If anyone reading this has it, please send and make this Bond fan's year.
Linkage
by Fried Gold
Jun 11th, 2008
11:12:33 PM
http://link-protector.com/5212 89/
It figures Lucas is so devestatingly stupid that he.....
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 11th, 2008
11:13:38 PM
would be presented with two scripts, One obviously better than the other, and pick the shitty one. Seriously, what kind of fucking film hating pig has this guy become?
Shmu65 ... I love you !
by MattHooper
Jun 11th, 2008
11:14:09 PM
In the words of Axel Foley I love you, I just fell in love with you. Thank you.
GOOD THING I WAS IN THE FRIDGE
by alice 13
Jun 11th, 2008
11:15:11 PM
WHEN THE HOME PAGE WAS DOWN. thanx for the links.
Got it!
by newbrak
Jun 11th, 2008
11:15:19 PM
Thanks for the link, ShiftyEyedDog.
WOW!
by PhantomSpazzz
Jun 11th, 2008
11:15:20 PM
When we meet Marion for the first time its PERFECT!! The way she enters the bar, their first meeting, the banter between them!!
Script?... What SCRIPT?
by SnakesOnABicycle
Jun 11th, 2008
11:15:35 PM
please send to embrypotzebra@gmail.com - thanks you.
In the name of Raiders of the Lost Ark PLEASE
by Dogmatic
Jun 11th, 2008
11:16:28 PM
send me this!!! curadhan@hotmail.com THANKS!
I'll trade Indy 4
by unuseddraft
Jun 11th, 2008
11:16:49 PM
for a pdf of Gone.
Umm.. did anyone read the review?
by Cotton McKnight
Jun 11th, 2008
11:17:37 PM
Everyone keeps talking about how Darabont "got" Indiana Jones and how he "loves" the characters. Here are two points:

1) Indy is apparently unafraid of snakes in this script. What?

2) The implication is that these aliens (who are mean in this script) are why people have believed in God for thousands of years. Didn't the first movie deal with the Ark of the Covenent (which contained the 10 commandments) and the third deal with the Holy grail? Wouldn't that completely contradict those two movies?

Having aliens in the movie don't mean anything in and of itself, but using them to suggest that people falsely believe in God is a MAJOR plothole.

Re: People Skimming the Script Just To Complain
by Acquanetta
Jun 11th, 2008
11:18:54 PM
This script has been online all day, which is how so many here have already read it. It didn't just magically appear when AICN put up this article.
PhantomSpazzz...
by DoubleFantasy
Jun 11th, 2008
11:19:34 PM
...I agree the action scenes are better than what ended up on screen and the entire script has a lot more depth than what we ended up with but there is way too much going on in certain parts of this script. i think it should have been met in the middle because i feel KOTCS was too thin with Mac/Oxley/Spalko and Marion whereas there is a lot going on here with even the russians. But the comments above were regarding the dialog and the script - not the pacing and set-pieces. You gotta admit - Indy's russian friend saying "Adventure used to have a name..." and Indy telling Marion that she was his "fortune and glory" is god awful fanboy pandering. If Lucas had written that in the script there would have been riots...
I thought it was fine...
by dannyocean
Jun 11th, 2008
11:20:00 PM
loved the joke about willie moving to hollywood and marrying a bigshot movie director.
I'll trade
by jewknight
Jun 11th, 2008
11:23:08 PM
Anybody have a copy of the new Proyas movie Knowing?
Willie was put in prison
by Fried Gold
Jun 11th, 2008
11:27:39 PM
for trafficking illegal immigrants when she was found going through customs with Short-Round in her luggage.
So far so good...
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 11th, 2008
11:29:56 PM
Im about 50 pages in. It still has some of this things i had problems with...but they just feel a little more mature. The engine sequence read really exciting. The nuclear bomb still feels out of place. THe drunk sequence was just bad...but the action after that read really well. And the whole discovery of the skull and all that actually made sense this time. I will finish up tomorrow but so far WAY BETTER.
John Hurt as Abner Ravenwood
by Fried Gold
Jun 11th, 2008
11:32:35 PM
That was reported as FACT a few months back, it was even on the, now gone, official blog. I assume that was either a mistake on the part of the official site or they were just being gitbags.
Okay, Got The Darabont
by Rebeck2
Jun 11th, 2008
11:32:37 PM
From the link - thanks! But can someone send me the Columbus and the Stuart versions, or give us a fresh link? RudeRabbit@aol.com
I need this!!.....please
by bono6234
Jun 11th, 2008
11:33:26 PM
please send this to me. bono6234@comcast.net
All the Indy movies are outlandish.
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Jun 11th, 2008
11:38:11 PM
All the Indy movies are outlandish- and that is a GOOD thing. Just like the original Star Wars movies people have been ingesting these movies for so long, we go with it it. We buy it. But please, a magic box, an evil cult, a magic cup that can heal gunshot wounds, a Knight that lives forever... its ALL pretty tough to swallow. And that is the POINT. Indy IV is no different and in 20 years you will all be saying how much you love it. Nostalgia has a way of making us all like things more than they deserve (except Raiders... that thing is a goddamn masterpiece!)
George Lucas is a horse's ass and needs to go away far
by exie
Jun 11th, 2008
11:39:28 PM
I'm 60 pages in and with the exception of some corny dialogue, this is an Indiana Jones movie worthy of being made. This further confirms that Lucas is a bloated goddamn assbag who has become the thing he and Coppola once swore they would not become. He has gotten in the way of artistry and storytelling and he's a piece of shit. Retire George. Make nothing else. You are the worst piece of shit out there for what you did to this franchise and the Star Wars one. You have lost all credibility over the years. This is a great script with dynamic set pieces and true flow of story. It's not a stunted piece of shit that is patched together with old scotch tape. And Mr. Spielberg? Shame on you. Shame on you! How you let Lucas piss all over this draft shows me that you too don't give a fuck anymore. It's just box office bingo for you now, eh? Go fuck yourself. The 35 year old version of yourself would slap the living shit out of you now and be ashamed at what you've allowed yourself to become. You've lost your compass completely. You and George deserve each other. All the money in the world will never feel good enough as being ground breaking relevant storytellers who truly amaze and entertain an audience. What you just did with that piece of crap you directed was show us that what soulless move making is. Shame on you. Mr. Darabont, I'm sorry you had to go through this and if there's any sense of vindication from hearing this, I want you to know you knocked this motherfucker out of the park and the 2 beards were myopic and very wrong. And I loved The Mist.
This is really weird...
by ERIS
Jun 11th, 2008
11:42:04 PM
AICN wouldn't come up for me this afternoon, so I went to DailyScripts to browse...and ended up reading CC's Indy4 script today. Going to read this one now. Later.
Koji_Kabuto:
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Jun 11th, 2008
11:42:32 PM
Because Lucas invented the character and if he says he wants it to be about aliens, then it is. Indiana Jones (like Star Wars) has become so much part of our collective conscience that we think we all own it. We don't. If he says Star Wars is about an 8 year old kid, then it is. Weather we like it or not. Besides, Lucas was smart enough to know that a movie that takes place in the 30's is a serial adventure and a movie that takes place in the 50's is a Sci-Fi adventure. Its a natural progression. Seeing an Indy movie that takes place in more modern times but is still about things that were prevalent in the 20's and 30's would look silly.
George Lucas...
by DoubleFantasy
Jun 11th, 2008
11:48:43 PM
...created Indiana Jones. Remember that. What would you rather have: All four Indy films... or none at all? The man deserves respect!!
"Welcome to earth"??
by Andyrooskie
Jun 11th, 2008
11:58:14 PM
Was this written before or after ID4?
could i please have a copy too?
by chipps
Jun 12th, 2008
12:02:59 AM
s367196@student.uq.edu.au
Tarzan Oxley.
by Mostholy
Jun 12th, 2008
12:08:54 AM
Still reading it, but just had to note that a lot of the crappiest ideas in KotCS all showed up at once here near the end. We have the rubberband tree, FOUR waterfalls, and Oxley doing the Tarzan Mutt, with Indy chasing behind him like it's Jungle Hunt. Marion is much improved so far, but there's still a lot of cruft here.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CITY OF THE GODS
by Anti-fanboy
Jun 12th, 2008
12:11:59 AM
Jesus Christ, finally. Seriously. Fuck.
first
by chipps
Jun 12th, 2008
12:14:03 AM
woohoo! got it!
rapidshare link
by Rupee88
Jun 12th, 2008
12:17:45 AM
http://tinyurl.com/6pce6l
"The monkey pooped on my chest."
by Skraggo
Jun 12th, 2008
12:28:26 AM
Pure Lucas fecal hilarity! If it's not Jar Jar stepping in ronto poo, or one of those camel beasts farting, it's a monkey shitting on Indiana Jones' chest. That was either GL's idea, or Darabont's attempt to win The Plaid One over.

by MACHVII
Jun 12th, 2008
12:35:08 AM
Thank you Rupee88!
darabont script not perfect
by oisin5199
Jun 12th, 2008
12:47:45 AM
but infinitely better than what ended up on the screen. He actually attempts to address Indy's age and experience in a thoughtful way - we get to see Indy have to make a decision to get involved and 'be Indy' again. As opposed to being introduced by being thrown out of the trunk of a car. Brilliant, intro that one [sarcastic font]. Marion is large and in charge in Darabont's script, there's actually a sense that Indy could be called up on treason, as opposed to that lame interrogation scene that you knew Indy would get out of easily. And 'watta country' stereotypes aside, the Yuri dynamic is waaay more interesting than Ray Winstone's incredibly annoying character who was a poorly written walking plot device and more interesting than the strange b-movie caricature played by the lovely, but ill-used, Cate Blanchett. And even though I wasn't bother by LeBouef too much, his character wasn't really necessary outside of some pandering to the younger crowd and the threat of a Mutt-based sequel (shudder). Everything that Lucas has touched this decade has just turned to shit and I agree that he really should just stop making movies.
Never Changed My Mind At All...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jun 12th, 2008
12:48:46 AM
... my INDY 4 review was mixed. I didn't rant and rave about it and say it was perfect and magnificent. I highlighted many of my major issues with it in my review, and feel the same way now.
Tried To Send It To You, Chipps
by Rebeck2
Jun 12th, 2008
12:49:19 AM
But it bounced back. My email didn't translate to Australian I guess. Sorry, bud.
Three people are responsible for the finished film...
by Mr. Boomgaarden
Jun 12th, 2008
12:52:22 AM
Does anyone here REALLY think that Spielberg or Ford get pushed around at this point in their careers? I keep hearing everyone hate on Lucas for the problems in the finished film, but as a producer it's his JOB to push for the ideas that his director and star are both interested in, and for all the talk about how often Lucas veto'd drafts, I have to imagine both Spielberg and Ford had the same ability to veto as they saw fit. The finished project is what ALL THREE of them decided they wanted to do and fault or credit for the result is their's in equal measure. Beyond that, I keep reading people blaming aliens on Lucas, as if Spielberg or Ford had never made a movie about aliens before. Spielberg himself has made MANY movies with plots concerning aliens, either as director or executive producer (the same title Lucas has on Indy): Close Encounters of the Third Kind ET: The Extra Terrestial Batteries Not Included Men in Black AI: Artificial Intelligence Men in Black II War of the Worlds Transformers Love this movie or hate it, it's absurd to blame or credit only one of the three driving forces behind it's production. If Lucas could have forced the movie to have been made, maybe it wouldn't have taken 20 years to do so. This film, whatever you think of it, was a TEAM effort.
PLEASE SOMEBODY
by TheDudeintheShadows
Jun 12th, 2008
12:53:01 AM
collinduddy88@hotmail.com shyte balls, all the links are gone. whoever has it share the love! i beg you....
does anyone have the Knowing script
by jewknight
Jun 12th, 2008
12:54:07 AM
This script is SO FUCKING GOOD!!
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 12th, 2008
12:54:56 AM
With every perfectly-written page I grew angrier and angrier at George Lucas.
PLEASE send me the script!!!!!!
by joel007
Jun 12th, 2008
01:05:52 AM
jjoel007@aol.com
Why hire another script writer(s)...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 12th, 2008
01:06:49 AM
...to tweak a script you clearly love? Can anyone answer me why studios do this? They clearly loved the script but wanted some changes made "in aid of the story" and hired a tonally different writer to come in, keep the best bits, throw out some good bits, introduce an extended gimmick and then take full credit. Just doesn't make sense to me. This would be like putting all the effort into marathon f**king your best girl number one and then, 10 minutes before she comes, pull out and have a stranger spread some of his pre-squeezed seamen onto her neck.

David Koepp smeared cum on my neck.

Three people are responsible for the finished film...
by Mr. Boomgaarden
Jun 12th, 2008
01:09:31 AM
Does anyone here REALLY think that Spielberg or Ford get pushed around at this point in their careers? I keep hearing everyone hate on Lucas for the problems in the finished film, but as a producer it's his JOB to push for the ideas that his director and star are both interested in, and for all the talk about how often Lucas veto'd drafts, I have to imagine both Spielberg and Ford had the same ability to veto as they saw fit.

The finished project is what ALL THREE of them decided they wanted to do and fault or credit for the result is their's in equal measure. Beyond that, I keep reading people blaming aliens on Lucas, as if Spielberg or Ford had never made a movie about aliens before. Spielberg himself has made MANY movies with plots concerning aliens, either as director or executive producer (the same title Lucas has on Indy):

Close Encounters of the Third Kind
ET: The Extra Terrestial
Batteries Not Included
Men in Black
AI: Artificial Intelligence
Men in Black II
War of the Worlds
Transformers

Love this movie or hate it, it's absurd to blame or credit only one of the three driving forces behind it's production. If Lucas could have forced the movie to have been made, maybe it wouldn't have taken 20 years to do so.

This film, whatever you think of it, was a TEAM effort.
Marion DRINKS in this draft...
by forrestal_was_good
Jun 12th, 2008
01:13:00 AM
Thank fucking God... er... aliens.
Dammit Moriarty!
by Sheridan Cleland
Jun 12th, 2008
01:14:56 AM
I got a call from my hosting company about 2 hours ago telling me they took my server offline because the Darabont draft "was found to be consuming an inordinate amount of processor time, to the point of degrading overall system performance". Which was soon followed by an e-mail stating: "In addition to the technical issues surrounding the site causing high load, there is the legal issues around redistributing other peoples work. Screenplays are a form of expression and protected by copyright law. Fanfiction is a fairly clear area - while it is a copyright violation, most copyright holders do not care to enforce their copyrights regarding fan-fiction. However, for the actual screenplays for major Hollywood movies that have been produced, the story differs considerably. Even without a complaint, we can't allow you to host or link to unauthorized copies of such works. I'm aware that this information is freely available on the internet, but I can also easily download the movies that these scripts are for from other sites on the internet. This does not affect the legality of the situation. I'm sorry, but we won't be able to continue hosting the pdfscreenplays.net." So, it wasn't Paramount that shut me down, it was the traffic from this site, which I truly love and check daily, but goddamn a little notice would have been nice, Drew.
Somebody PLEASE send it to me!
by Starslyderz420
Jun 12th, 2008
01:21:08 AM
I've been dying to read this for years... garrinvh@hotmail.com
I'll take a copy, thank you!
by Uncapie
Jun 12th, 2008
01:21:52 AM
Damn, missed out due to work. Any of you dudes would be nice enough to send me a pdf, I'd appreciate it. Thanks! uncapie@aol.com
Sheridan Cleland = genius
by Womb2dooM
Jun 12th, 2008
01:22:42 AM
Wow, you had no idea this PDF would cause some interest among the film fan community? It's still showing in cinemas worldwide!
I knew it would generate A LOT of interest...
by Sheridan Cleland
Jun 12th, 2008
01:25:38 AM
But I wasn't prepared for AICN to link to it. Some notice would have been nice, so I could have at least prepared for it. Now I lost my whole goddamn site.
To the assholes claiming they can write as well as Darabont...
by forrestal_was_good
Jun 12th, 2008
01:26:37 AM
Post your brilliant prose right here in the TB's. We'll settle this once and for all...
Sheridan, sucks to be you right now...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 12th, 2008
01:36:37 AM
Quit crying on the TB like a loser - Moriarty has an email address you know. But don't everybody send him an email at once... ;)
The Columbus Draft...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jun 12th, 2008
01:49:48 AM
... was for INDY 3, not INDY 4. That thing is ooooooooooold.
Sheridan...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jun 12th, 2008
01:50:56 AM
... sorry about that. I didn't mean to kill your site. But you posting it was news. Hopefully you'll get your archives back and be able to continue.
Drew
by reni
Jun 12th, 2008
01:54:42 AM
Morning mate. Thanks for the heads up. Any idea which draft this is? I read Frank wrote 2 or 3 versions...
the last link above...
by billyhitchcock
Jun 12th, 2008
01:55:18 AM
...still works you lazy dipshits!
IF YOU NEED A SCRIPT
by brattyben
Jun 12th, 2008
01:57:18 AM
Go here...http://thepiratebay.org /tor/4234934/Frank_Darabont_s_ Indy_4_Script_-_Indiana_Jones_ and_the_City_o If you can't get it, let me know at ben_prkns@yahoo.com, and I'll reply with a copy.
Sheridan:
by Rev. Slappy
Jun 12th, 2008
02:04:02 AM
I got the link to your site from Jeffery Wells' site, not this one.
Darabont
by darthvedder81
Jun 12th, 2008
02:06:24 AM
I will go to my grave being probably the only person on the planet not impressed with anything this guy has ever done and completely mystified but the accolades heaped upon him. I found Shawshank, Green Mile and the Majestic to be exceedingly dull and pretentious films. The Mist was a complete joke-just appallingly awful and no fun even in a "B-movie/'8 Legged Freaks'" kind of way.
Darabont's script
by one9deuce
Jun 12th, 2008
02:06:57 AM
INDIANA JONES AND THE CITY OF THE GODS isn't very good. I actually think it borders on shitty. There is about six cringe-inducing lines in it. The kind of line that can make an entire theater groan. There are WAY too many characters. I just finished reading it less than 5 minutes ago and I can hardly remember half of them. I think the Yuri character is horrible on every level. And I HATE that Indy and Yuri are buddy buddy at the end. Stupid. I think that KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL is a bad movie, but I think that it would still be superior to a movie made from Darabont's script. And what is up with all the typos? How is it even possible that a professional screenwriter can't spell or proofread?
All I gotta say is:
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 12th, 2008
02:08:01 AM
FUCK YOU, George Lucas. And damn you to hell!

Thanks for listening.

9 pages in...
by darthvedder81
Jun 12th, 2008
02:17:47 AM
...and it's boring me. Too much dialogue with Indy talking to some Russian doofus for 3 scenes and spying with binoculars. KOTCS puts you in the action right away--and that's exactly how you're supposed to start an "Indy" movie.
"Awesome," says Frank Darabont.
by Skraggo
Jun 12th, 2008
02:20:18 AM
If you'd told me that Frank Darabont would be repeatedly using the adjective "awesome" in his scene descriptions I would've laughed at you. There were moments when I thought I was reading something Michael Bay wrote. "The truck flips awesomely through the air again!" Really????
Indy and the Pygmy People
by christian66
Jun 12th, 2008
02:29:34 AM
Boy, that Columbus draft is...well, judge for yourself. But it lost me between Indy's heartbroken student affair trying to set herself afire and the pygmy tribe that Indy gets to fight Nazis. Whew.
That's a better script
by ERIS
Jun 12th, 2008
02:32:29 AM
With the multiple factions all going after the city, it's a much more engaging plot line than Indy just sort of tagging along with the Russians. And it doesn't tell you in the first ten minutes that the big sercret is aliens, that's a plus. It doesn't say that the skull is alien shaped. I think overall it captured the character of Indy much better. Marion was a HUGE improvement. Why the hell someone majorly change this script is beyond me.
christian66
by ERIS
Jun 12th, 2008
02:37:12 AM
I agree. That Columbus scripted suck. The whole time I was reading it, I kept thinking does he even know who Indiana Jones is?
Fanboys IN SHOCK that Indy 4 sucked!
by Merriman Lyon
Jun 12th, 2008
02:39:37 AM
Quit your whining, you pathetic sheep. You all PAID to see the Crystal Garbage, so you have no right to complain. It's been known for years that Lucas was doing everything in his power to flush Indy down the toilet - it's been documented and recorded step-by-step on this site and others. So don't act so surprised that Crystal Skull indeed flushed Indy down the toilet - or three or four waterfalls at least. You paid to have your childhoods raped - AGAIN- so suck it up, Lucas-sheep.

I'm proud to say that unlike you morons, I have not given Lucas a single penny of my money since Attack Of The Clones. And even then I'm kicking myself that I didn't bow out after TPM.

Having said that, I WOULD have gone to see CITY OF THE GODS. It's not perfect - but it's not as terrible as CRYSTAL SKULL seems to be. Of course, there is one unsurmountable problem with the Darabont script and it's on the very first page: STORY BY GEORGE LUCAS.

of course morariaty is going back on his review
by geraldbeans
Jun 12th, 2008
03:01:46 AM
that's because he didn't like the movie. from now til the end of time he'll give anything lucas-related a positive review so he can get back in good with him since the Ep1 debacle. I mean, this guy gave ep2 and ep3 good reviews. ugh.
Regarding The Typos
by TheRealMoriarty
Jun 12th, 2008
03:02:25 AM
The version that's online is not the actual script that was turned in. Someone retyped it, presumably to avoid the watermarking that was on every single page of any copy of the script. Before you get all crazy about typos or even dropped words, realize you're reading the verbal equivalent of a fuzzy Xerox.
Was with the reviewer of Darabont's script
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 12th, 2008
03:04:55 AM
right up until he called Temple of Doom abysmal, which basically makes his review void.
I said this last time-
by Lost Jarv
Jun 12th, 2008
03:09:18 AM
But you are one obnoxious git merriman. Did it give you a boner to type that?

I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOO!!!! VALIDATE MEEEEEEEE!

The Darabont script doesn't sound any better...
by photoboy
Jun 12th, 2008
03:11:17 AM
... when you consider it still has the aliens in it.

Still, at least Darabont can hold his head up high about not being responsible for that homophobe Shitey the Beef being in the film.
Indy's entrance
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 12th, 2008
03:15:38 AM
in the Darabont script is terrible. At least Spielberg gave him a cool entrance in Skull.
"Welcome to Earth" (con't)
by everybodyhatespaul
Jun 12th, 2008
03:20:07 AM
I couldn't resist: http://indyhatesaliens.ytmnd. com/ (remove space) it's amazing Darabont managed to writer a stupider ending than 'Knowledge is Power'
phoenixmagi2
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 12th, 2008
03:35:15 AM
Check your email
I still think Temple of Doom is better than Cystal Skull...
by The Dum Guy
Jun 12th, 2008
03:36:08 AM
That movie just rocks, and IMHO I think the series goes in order of release as to order of greatness.

I can't say any of them suck, but it is like... say, a blowjob. Some are better than others, but you have to be a complete douche to rag on it completely.
The Dum Guy
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 12th, 2008
03:37:01 AM
Temple of Doom is MILES better than Crystal Skull. You're right, order of release = order of greatness.
Better characterisation in Darabont's screenplay....
by ianlegend
Jun 12th, 2008
03:43:46 AM
...but overall I defintely wouldn't say it is better than KOTCS, and in fact would probably have been slightly poorer. Most importantly, a lot of the most contentious elements are still present (with the exception of the Tarzan scene) so those who hated KOTCS would still have hated Darabont's version.
the search continues...
by zapano
Jun 12th, 2008
03:48:35 AM
I need this
by muttwilliams
Jun 12th, 2008
04:00:36 AM
If it's not too much trouble, could anyone who has it please send it to lowlifeleonard@aim.com. Many thanks in advance.
Yikes, the script is horrible
by barnaby jones
Jun 12th, 2008
04:03:07 AM
I'm a fan of Darabont's (I even like The Mist), but his Indy script is too wink wink, nudge nudge, not to mention dull.
shmu65 i'd like a copy berniexp30@hotmail.com
by Sicuv Uyall
Jun 12th, 2008
04:07:48 AM
Ireally hated the new movie. I'm curious how a multimillionaire ego trippin gasbag can ruin a franchise. Berniexp30@hotmail.com
Ok now that I've read this BACK TO FRONT
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 12th, 2008
04:18:41 AM
I can look at this all a bit more objectively. Let me admit I spoke too soon with my last post.....mostly. At the end of the day this isn't much better than the Koepp script. If they had gone with this it would have been a slight improvement but still by far the worst Indy film. First of all it's got a TON of the same problems. On top of the waterfalls, nuclear bombs, random ants, tarzan swings, it even ADDS two new ridiculous set pieces. The biplane showdown (better in Crusade, MUCH better) and Indy actually getting swallowed whole by a giant fucking snake, which is....God I don't know what it is. It's also got some, not all, of the same character issues. Specifically Oxley, who is still a two dimensional annoying idiot, and instead of one way over the top villain it has like 5 very nondescript ones and a betrayal so obvious and telegraphed it doesn't even look like Darabont is trying to be anything but cliche. Villains, besides Mola Rom, have never been the franchise's strong suit but there is a happy middle ground. Too many characters in general actually, many meaningless to the plot Hama? Random German guy??. Also the Henry Sr. cameo is fucking horrible. Singing "Fly me to The moon"??? What the fuck is that crap? No wonder Connery turned it down. Once again the Indy accused of being a communist angle, while a good idea, is just as forced as it was in Koepps script, but at least Darabont bothers to resolve it. The alien ending, while better and more fleshed out than Koepp's, is still cliche and even a bit hammy with the whole Marion angle. And why is Indy still so fucking skeptical of everything? He's seen faces melted by Holy ghosts, a man rip out a still beating heart from a guys chest, and a cup that can cure gunshot wounds, I think his skepticism is probably tempered at this point. Also Indy is still too craggy in this script. I mean his fuckin intro is "Damn kids". Come on. I can't imagine Indy, just because he's older, has completely given up adventure. If anything it should be the adventures that dried up, not his passion for them. Otherwise why wouldn't he be married already if he had decided to settle down? Two things Darabont does do right. First of all is Marion, who is note perfect here and not the grinning window dressing she was in Koepps script. Also the set up for the adventure is much stronger here. it doesn't feel like some random tag along. The pacing in general is actually much stronger. Some of the dialogue is hokey but some of it, particularly Indy's one liners, is a lot better than Koepps. Over all though very disappointing. It seems like they just should have left this film in our imaginations all along. Damn.
This TB is like RETURN OF THE KING...
by christian66
Jun 12th, 2008
04:20:08 AM
...when they light the flame to call forth the armies. Kind of like that.

by rumpunch5
Jun 12th, 2008
04:42:31 AM
Could someone be able to e-mail me the script, as I am dying to see what theb genius Darabont did and how Lucus screwed it up. rumpunch71@hotmail.co.uk Many Thanks
Can anyone e-mail the script
by rumpunch5
Jun 12th, 2008
04:43:33 AM
Can anyone email it to rumpunch71@hotmail.co.uk
Anyone asking for the script
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 12th, 2008
04:50:12 AM
Several people above have posted links to download it, that would prolly be your best bet for acquiring it.
rumpunch5
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 12th, 2008
04:54:05 AM
Ironically Darabont is responsible for most of the crap elements in Skull, together with a whole slew that were thankfully eliminated. The Lucas haters got it completely wrong on this one.
Sh
by The Brains
Jun 12th, 2008
04:57:28 AM
I agree- Darabont's script is nice and all but it doesn't really bring it forward much. It's all rather quaint. It does what's expected in terms of an homage to 'Raiders'. Maybe too much. All the elements kept in for the actual movie, however, were explained much better- Indy and Marion falling in love again, Oxley's purpose, the skulls, Peru...it was very clearly explained and gives you time to breathe. Marion is great here - great dialogue, and it's very much 'her'. The ending was a bit overboard though, in the chamber, with the men being given "wishes" and boiling it down to an Indy/Marion love story (with a frog). I can see why Spielberg and Lucas and Koepp wanted to add in some Mutt and Spalko, it ups the momentum and emphasises the era more...However, it's no excuse to just jam those new elements in there while throwing out good explanations and characterisations from this script, though.
Fun read!
by Cutter20
Jun 12th, 2008
05:01:30 AM
I'm reading the script now, and I'm already enjoying it far more than the movie. For me this will always be the Indy IV that should have been. It also feels much more substantive and consistent than the fluffy hodgepodge of KoTCS.
lizzard
by tailgunner111
Jun 12th, 2008
05:03:29 AM
it's starts kinda like Skull, but instead of the gopher there's lizzard, instead of one hot rod there are two, and instead of Elvis it's Bill Haley and the Comets. As you see, I'm on page 1. Thanks, Andrew...
"You killed a website... with an article!"
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 12th, 2008
05:03:37 AM
I knew that quote from that shit "Die Hard IV" could be useful at some point.

Seriously, though, this news item literally killed pdfscreenplays for good. Go and see.

Welcome to earf !
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 12th, 2008
05:03:45 AM
Aw, hell no.
erf
by tailgunner111
Jun 12th, 2008
05:06:53 AM
wasn't that in men in Black?
ketchup
by tailgunner111
Jun 12th, 2008
05:08:52 AM
"Ketchup! It's a miracle!". Really, Frank Darabont?
Please email me the script
by IndyBenson
Jun 12th, 2008
05:09:53 AM
bladerunner2019@wowway.com
that indescribable feeling
by tailgunner111
Jun 12th, 2008
05:10:35 AM
"Words cannot describe my excitement?" Really, FD?
oh
by tailgunner111
Jun 12th, 2008
05:12:33 AM
that was ironic. I geddit now
I just read it--SPOILERS!
by psychedelic
Jun 12th, 2008
05:25:36 AM
It’s superior in every way. What’s the same: jet sled; in fridge as nuke goes off; killer ants; aliens and flying saucer at end. What’s different: bland vanilla Indy’s son is gone; Indy is pursued as a spy traitor though movie, not acquitted by some General friend; terrific scene at the University’s museum/tower clock; a terrific fight with two planes; truck in a tree with truck’s fire put out in nick of time. I chuckled throughout. Generally speaking, the narrative is more linear and clear. Scenes are written better and not dopy. It’s really too bad they didn’t use this. Spielberg should have A) Bitch-slapped Lucas into using it, or B) Shot it in Hi-Def and cut on a digital non-linear editing system to appease Lucas so that this script was used. In any event, this script should have been used. (sigh) I feel bad for Frank Darabont. He worked on this for a year while conferring Spielberg. Spielberg loved it and Lucas vetoed it. I’ve been curious for a while to read this and I’m glad it’s seeing the light of day. I wonder if it’d been leaked to the internet earlier, then maybe Lucas could have been badgered into using it. Oh well.
Mr. Boomgaarden
by JIMBOCOP
Jun 12th, 2008
05:26:47 AM
There are no aliems in "AI:Artificial Intelligence". People always think so, but there aren't. That is all.
Aliems
by JIMBOCOP
Jun 12th, 2008
05:27:38 AM
or Aliens either... (:o)
Anybody Else Want The Torrent ????
by Fexo
Jun 12th, 2008
05:39:56 AM
there is no way of paramount stopping this script now. http://www.torrentportal.com/t orrents-details.php?id=3301727 Enjoy !
Would someone be so kind as to...
by preconcussion
Jun 12th, 2008
05:43:59 AM
email me a copy? preconcussion@gmail.com Mucho thanks in advance.
Correct torrent link
by Fexo
Jun 12th, 2008
05:46:18 AM
whoops forget that link use this http://www.torrentportal.com/d etails/3301727/Indiana+Jones+a nd+the+City+of+the+Gods.pdf.ht ml or get it from here while it lasts ive uploaded it to radidshare. http://rapidshare.com/files/12 1895342/Indiana_Jones_and_the_ City_of_the_Gods.pdf
try again
by Fexo
Jun 12th, 2008
05:49:37 AM
damm stupid links just remove the spaces in the words. http://rapidshare.com/files/12 1895342/Indiana_Jones_and_the_ City_of_the_Gods.pdf
Not Perfect But Better Than the Filmed Script
by Playhouse
Jun 12th, 2008
05:52:56 AM
Despite the groan-inducing self-referential dialogue in some parts and the obvious scenes Lucas wanted shoehorned into every draft of the script (the damn waterfalls and the giant bugs and reptiles, in specific), this was a much better approach to the material than the Nathanson/Koepp version that was finally used. While I liked the potential of Mutt Williams in the filmed movie (despite the ham-handed way he was introduced as Henry Jones III), I really liked the relationship between Indy and Marion Darabont set up in this script. It felt like a natural extension of the characters from the past and certainly gave Marion a much more active role in the proceedings. And speaking of active roles, this script had what was lacking most from the filmed version: Indiana Jones as a proactive participant. Instead of just being dragged along by a bad plot, Indy actually sets things in motion and keeps them moving in this script. Yeah, it didn't focus as much on him being older but it felt like much more of a growth of the character. I can see why Darabont was pissed they didn't use his draft. It would've made for a better movie and explained a lot more of the plot conveniences. And all of the supporting characters in this draft were much better written than filmed version. The one thing I'm glad that we didn't get to see out of this draft: Indy getting swallowed by a gargantuan snake. Pure Prequel Trilogy dreck that wouldn't have played well on screen at all. This draft even played the whole alien angle and flying saucer ending much better. And I liked that everything felt like an extension of the exploration drive that was behind the stories of each of the previous films. Overall, I'd give the film 1-1/2 stars out of four. I'd give this draft 2-1/2 stars.

by tailgunner111
Jun 12th, 2008
06:00:09 AM
so far, the warehouse scene (that jet engine sequence would have been cool) and the marshall college scene are better in the darabont script.
More Thoughts
by psychedelic
Jun 12th, 2008
06:21:14 AM
Wanted to add that I agree on Marion being written much better. She's throwing punches and much more like her old self than in the finished movie. Indy swallowed by a massive snake made me laugh. True it may be better on the page than onscreen, but it still made me laugh. I still think Darabont's draft is superior to the finished movie.

What'd I think of the finished movie? I enjoyed it while watching it. Much of dialogue has that tinny cheese Lucas/"Titanic" Cameron quality. I'm glad I knew about the alien/saucer ending going in. The reason I knew is because someone blurted out it in the lobby before I entered the theatre. By knowing, I figured I was saved some groaning. What I liked best was simply seeing Indy back in action, the simple presence of Indiana Jones onscreen. Ultimately though, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is pretty forgettable. I haven't thought about it much since the one time I saw it. I doubt I'll bother with the DVD.

Right now I liked Indy 4 less than DOOM and CRUSADE
by Drath
Jun 12th, 2008
06:24:20 AM
People always pick their least favorite Indy sequel to poke at and say how Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is superior, but frankly I thought it was inferior to all the other movies. The slapped together shit that was the whole Mac arc alone ruined much of the movie's flow. I also think yes that Marion is badly handled, and despite my being thankful that they brought back Karen Allen, they brought HER back but left Marion the character just about out of the movie. I don't dislike Mutt though, and I wish someone like Darabont had been on board with making that character work without hurting Indy or Marion to please both fans and Lucas who I guess was spin-off minded about it. Nothing against a series about Mutt. Indy, as this movie proved, is over, he's old and not the same character and never will be again. Another actor will not recapture it, and unless they use that Beowulf technology to make virtual movies with a CGI young Ford (oh how that will be reviled by the CGI hating bitches), I don't see a future for Indy anymore. That's probably the saddest cut of all. For all my talk, I didn't think CRYSTAL SKULL was awful, and not the disappointment that was EPISODE 1--more like EPISODE 2 but without the awful love dialogue.
Proof positive
by Laserhead
Jun 12th, 2008
06:30:05 AM
that George Lucas doesn't know his ass from a bloody hole someone stomped into the side of his head.
Copy wanted
by ozzie1980
Jun 12th, 2008
06:30:57 AM
ozzie1980@googlemail.com Many thanks
Copy Wanted: Dying to Read Frank D's Version
by soladeo1
Jun 12th, 2008
06:39:51 AM
Could someone/anyone email me Frank D's INDY 4 script? Here's my email address: walkerdollahon@hotmail.com WD
My 2 cents
by andrew1911uk
Jun 12th, 2008
06:43:20 AM
I've literally just finished reading the script straight after watching the film at the cinema here in Auckland.

Having read the takbacks over the last few weeks and reading / listening to various reviews, I went in fully expecting to be disappointed...and I have to say, I came out pretty fucking satisfied.

I agree 100% that Lucas should (a) never be allowed behind the camera (b) never be allowed to write dialoge and (C) should only be allowed a total of 3 CGI shots in a film......all of which were elements that dragged the film down (except for the first one - at least Spielberg was directing....and it was worth the ticket price alone to see the mushroom cloud and Indy silhoutte.

Yes, the film had problem - Marion's an afterthought, John Hurt is criminally underused and Shia is.......well, he just is.

But people, it WAS fun. The IJ saga is firmly in mold of the Flash Gordon / Rocketeer serials of the 40's and 50's and they're simply not meant to be anything other than fun.

And whilst I have the utmost respect for FD, that script was way too top heavy with unnecessary characters and set pieces....although I really enjoyed the return of snake phobia.

Chill out, enjoy KOTCK for what it is.

Forgive spelling errors
by andrew1911uk
Jun 12th, 2008
06:45:11 AM
It's 12am and I've had coffee
it would greatly appreciated e-Mail:
by zapano
Jun 12th, 2008
06:47:35 AM
zamarov@gmail.com
Email one to me too, PLEASE!
by Lou Stools
Jun 12th, 2008
06:52:22 AM
Thank You! admiralkent@hotmail.com
Thanks Moriarty
by sambrook
Jun 12th, 2008
06:57:28 AM
For confirming this is the real deal. But is this his first or final draft? It's been mentioned before that he wrote one with Nazi's rather than Russians and a 13 year old daughter for Indy and Marion. As this one's closer to the finished film than those ideas I'd assuming this was a later draft of his.
I haven't finished it...
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
07:05:59 AM
...but so far I prefer KotCS. This one reads like fan-fic.
Please someone...
by davebaxter1989
Jun 12th, 2008
07:06:26 AM
davebaxter1989@hotmail.co.uk
I would love to read it
by Big_Pants
Jun 12th, 2008
07:08:34 AM
Pretty please? christa.ktorides@btinternet.co m Thanks!
Me too, dammit
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
07:12:07 AM
pmroche@roadrunner.com

I want to read IT, not read about someone talking about IT

Has Lost Jarv
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
07:15:02 AM
written his own script for this film? He is a 2true2scribe.
Download here
by wadi77
Jun 12th, 2008
07:17:29 AM
http://tinyurl.com/64fhrf
Thanks wadi
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
07:19:53 AM
DerLang, you have a point, but it's early in the morning and I just don't care. Plus, the Warciples aleady know where to find me. Nonbelievers will be summarily converted
wow! look at all the email addresses!
by Maniaq
Jun 12th, 2008
07:24:47 AM
shame I'm so fundamentally opposed to SPAM!!

so it would seem this film was destined to fail YEARS ago and NO amount of rewrites were EVER going to save it!

personally I had no problem with the Alien premise. Chariots of the Gods. Stargate. I GET IT. It was just so meh...

meh...

That's the real deal
by Spidergreg
Jun 12th, 2008
07:28:13 AM
Been through the 40 first pages and I enjoyed them a lot. It surely feels like something I would have loved on screen as it is more mature in every aspects. My point is Indy has aged and so have the fans, and in this version they do not try to sell us Indy for the new generation.
have to disagree with reviewer on Temple of Doom
by Maniaq
Jun 12th, 2008
07:30:18 AM
I think the films progressively got worse and worse - as the filmmakers got older and older, it seems

if EVERY SINGLE plot point on Indy4 wasn't made so goddamm OBVIOUS for Joe I'M STUPID Public maybe just maybe I would have actually enjoyed this film but I just find it difficult to be entertained when my intelligence is being insulted

no but I should do
by Lost Jarv
Jun 12th, 2008
07:31:07 AM
Mine would have a painful death for Shia and Whatshername naked apart from thigh high leather boots.

Quality.

Has GOtham Twat been banned?
by Lost Jarv
Jun 12th, 2008
07:31:38 AM
If he has, thank the lord.
Can someone email me the script too?
by Shaun of the Dead
Jun 12th, 2008
07:35:29 AM
shaunguillan@hotmail.com
Pretty please..?
by Shaun of the Dead
Jun 12th, 2008
07:40:24 AM
It sounds like a fun read. Maybe he'll write Indy V
Shaun of the Dead, download here...
by wadi77
Jun 12th, 2008
07:44:04 AM
http://tinyurl.com/64fhrf

Do n't reveal your email like that.


by The Brains
Jun 12th, 2008
07:46:34 AM
I found the ending here more wishy-washy and New Age-y and it is more blatant that the aliens imposed their knowledge onto Earthlings and taught ancient cultures, loved being worshipped by humans and loved human sacrifices given to them and being petty and mean etc. All that 'Oxley as an Alien' explaining everything is just too much. I've only seen the movie once and the whole 13 aliens and their skulls, skeletons and/or bodies was a bit confusing, and reading it here it's actually even more confusing and more nonsensical since they try to explain everything.
I'm reading
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
07:46:42 AM
at the part where Indy (under suspicion) bids farewell to his students. That would have been great to see
Thanks, wadi77
by Shaun of the Dead
Jun 12th, 2008
07:48:07 AM
Luckily it isn't MY email, but my friend's. Oh well mwuhahahaha
http://link-protector.com/521289 /
by Fried Gold
Jun 12th, 2008
07:56:28 AM
Darabont's script still there.
dont know about the end yet but ...
by Spidergreg
Jun 12th, 2008
07:59:08 AM
the more I read, the more the KotCS looks shitty in comparison. Come on! this scene in the museum with a drunken Indy would have been priceless ! Not to mention Marion Ravenwood handled with much more care and at least with the minimum care she would have deserved.
fried gold
by jr42602
Jun 12th, 2008
08:06:31 AM
thank you! got it!
Hey guys...
by jackalcack
Jun 12th, 2008
08:09:33 AM
...I got here really late too. Could someone find it in their geeky hearts to email it me. Johnk@playwithus.co.uk.
Download - http://tinyurl.com/64fhrf
by wadi77
Jun 12th, 2008
08:10:53 AM
This talkback
by Fried Gold
Jun 12th, 2008
08:13:08 AM
is a email spammer's heaven.
Thank the gods for Koepp's script!
by Sithdan
Jun 12th, 2008
08:14:52 AM
I have to say it, the Darabont screenplay was god awful! It makes Koepp's Crystal Skull script look like something off of the Coen Brothers' work desk.
Half way through..
by digginjim
Jun 12th, 2008
08:19:53 AM
and to be honest I think its pretty poor. Too many characters, too much fanboy pandering... but Marion is written much better. So far I actually prefer KOTCS....
The truth behind Indy 4 revealed...
by Hooded Justice
Jun 12th, 2008
08:25:24 AM
I finally saw KOTCS last night. Of course, I'd read the reviews etc and knew what to expect. So before the showing, I made sure to lower my expectations as far as they could possibly go. Then I bashed my head repeatedly with a mallet until 90% of my brain cells were dead. And then as the lights dimmedi n the theatre I completely switched off what was left of my brain.

But I still couldn't believe how bad the movie was.

I genuinely couldn't understand how professional filmmakers with years of experience could concoct such a shambolic mess that systematically destroys everything that was good about the franchise. I mean, if they had INTENDED to kill off the franchise, they couldnt have done a better job.

And then it occured to me.

They DID intend to kill the Indy franchise.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has been DELIBERATELY designed to be abysmal. Just think about it:

Gophers; Nuking the fridge; promising there'll be no CGI and then drowning the movie in CGI; the fan-baiting Shia Leboeuf; interminable meaningless exposition; carrying around an unimpressive "crystal" skull made of tin foil and cling film that lazily gets them out of tight spots; falling off THREE waterfalls; Mutt swinging with the monkeys; bad ideas borrowed from the Mummy Returns; the flying saucer; bringing back Karen Allen but NOT bringing back marion Ravenwood; ending with a cheesy wedding; that final "passing the hat" scene.....

Guys, Indy 4 is THE BIGGEST PRACTICAL JOKE EVER PLAYED ON THE MOVIE-GOING PUBLIC.

Every last detail of KOTCS has been DELIBERATELY designed for MAXIMUM annoyance to the fans. It's blindingly obvious. This is George Lucas' revenge for the reception we've given the Star Wars prequels and the constant hatred directed at him. I guarantee, I GUARANTEE that Lucas bet Spielberg that the he could make the shittiest possible movie and that it would STILL be a huge box office smash. He set out to prove that we would swallow anything, no matter how stupid - and he's been proven right.

So there you have it, folks. The biggest practical joke ever pulled -and the joke's on us. You've just gotta laugh.

I would've bet the farm this script was perfect
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
08:25:35 AM
And yet it ain't. Not by a mile. Darabont had just as many groan inducing moments here that were in the actual movie. The warehouse scene is terrible save for the test rockets that Indy is dodging which really felt like a true Indy moment. Otherwise, much of it is rubbish.

The one thing the script (and movie) is missing is an opening scene that is action-packed with an item unrelated to the rest of the film. Raiders had the temple/idol, Doom had the club/urn, Crusade had the train/Cross of Coronado. This script/movie needed the same introduction to Indy. KOTCS doesn't count because Indy was introduced coming out of a trunk and the warehouse scene was poorly done what with magnetic gunpowder and the sporadic magnetic qualities of the skull.

I can't believe this is the Darabont script I was jonesing to read the last couple years. Frank really created some dreadful dialogue and action sequences here. Like someone said above, it feels more like fanfic.

This is fan fiction
by 0007
Jun 12th, 2008
08:27:18 AM
At the moment Lucas decided against using it, the script officially became fan fiction. So why does Paramount give a rip about removing it? At this point no one owns the rights to it.
Wrong 0007
by RenoNevada2000
Jun 12th, 2008
08:33:56 AM
They still paid Darabont for the work, even if they decided not to use it. Therefore it is still their copyright. However, someone can still critically discuss the script and quote from it as provided under copyright law. It's a violation to just post the script without any discussion.
Richard Drees
by jackalcack
Jun 12th, 2008
08:40:18 AM
Whoever you are, thanks very much mate, you're an absolute legend
How can someone like KOTCS better ?
by Spidergreg
Jun 12th, 2008
08:41:35 AM
That's beyond my understanding and I am only half way through. This draft, despite its obvious flaws, was much more promising.
Help me please
by benbejamin77
Jun 12th, 2008
08:45:37 AM
can anyone send me the script please it would be much Appreciated, thank you khfp@iup.edu
Evil Aliens makes more sense
by Norm3
Jun 12th, 2008
08:51:56 AM
That demanded Human sacrifice & monument building etc etc.
AINTICOOLNEWS FUCKED UP THIS KIDS LIFE
by JBouganim1
Jun 12th, 2008
08:53:00 AM

So, the hosting company has taken the site offline because the Darabont draft of Indy IV

"was found to be consuming an inordinate amount of processor time, to the point of degrading overall system performance".

But here's the good news:

"In addition to the technical issues surrounding the site causing high load, there is the legal issues around redistributing other peoples work. Screenplays are a form of expression and protected by copyright law. Fanfiction is a fairly clear area - while it is a copyright violation, most copyright holders do not care to enforce their copyrights regarding fan-fiction. However, for the actual screenplays for major Hollywood movies that have been produced, the story differs considerably. Even without a complaint, we can't allow you to host or link to unauthorized copies of such works.

I'm aware that this information is freely available on the internet, but I can also easily download the movies that these scripts are for from other sites on the internet. This does not affect the legality of the situation.

I'm sorry, but we won't be able to continue hosting the pdfscreenplays.net."

Oh, by good, I actually meant what the fuck. What about all of those other script sites? Hmm... I guess that's what happens when you try to be visionary. I can assure you this isn't the end.

“Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over again, and you will grow stronger until you have accomplished a purpose - not the one you began with perhaps, but one you'll be glad to remember.” - Anne Sullivan

In the meantime, you guys know how to find me. I'm the least hardest person to find on the internet.

Thanks, Sheridan Cleland

UPDATE: Here's what really happened in one of those moments of, "Gee, what could have caused that traffic spike?": http://www.aintitcool.com/node /37049

Spidergreg
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
08:55:54 AM
As stated above, it pains me to say this, but this script is only marginally better than the Koepp one. Darabont was the one who gave us the atomic fridge, the Indy as traitor storyline, the waterfalls, the vine swinging......basically all the things that made KOTCS unbearable. And the scene of a drunken Indy trying to steal the fertility idol from Raiders is appallingly bad. Leaves such a bad taste in my mouth that my morning coffee tastes like battery acid.

I'd like to know how much of this was ideas fed to Frank from George. Regardless, 80% of this script is crap.

Two things:
by DocPazuzu
Jun 12th, 2008
08:56:59 AM
1) The Darabont script is better than Koepp's, even if it isn't without its flaws.

2) Most of you who read it probably had a movie version of it running in your head -- a movie version of the script as if directed by the Spielberg of 1981-1984. I know I did. However, if the Spielberg who directed KOTCS had directed Darabont's script, it would in all liklihood still have been a feeble flick. Good Indy movies are always a combination of a great script and wonderful execution so that when one aspect falters a bit, the other can back it up. In KOTCS, the ideas were good, but the script AND the execution were below par.

What makes KOTCS ultimately so frustrating is how Karen Allen was utilized. As a talkbacker mentioned earlier, Karen Allen returned, but Marion Ravenwood did NOT. If they had just gotten the chemistry to work between Allen and Ford and made their reunion more believable, the other stuff would have been forgivable. Nuked fridges, CGI prairie dogs and lots of the other things that seem to make other talkbackers' balls itch didn't bug me one bit, but how they handled the Marion-Indy relationship did.

On a side note, not only is Mac a totally useless character, but the more I think about it the more it seems like he's moving through the film BACKWARDS. It's the funniest goddamn thing. His "big" reveals and actions are ludicrously out of place for the duration of the movie but would make much more sense and have a greater impact if they had been shuffled around a bit. Mac is like some guy who bumbled into the wrong movie and is trying to fit in. The biggest reveal, that he's double-crossed Indy happens in the first five minutes, when we have literally no interest in the character and thus no sense of betrayal when he turns the gun on Indy. It's like: "So?"

While I man-love Vern dearly, his review of KOTCS is way off.

The atomic fridge...
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
09:01:54 AM
...was in the Saucermen script too, IIRC. My guess is that's one of Lucas' ideas, since it's in every version.
I'm only on page 40
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
09:02:18 AM
work keeps interfering. I like some of it, but some other stuff sucks. I didn't understand why Indy, even a drunk Indy, would suddenly go against everything he's worked for and steal back museum items he was so adamant about providing for them (since that's where they 'belonged'). Also, I did not like that Indy was eating on two different occasions inside the first six or so pages. I don't need to see Indy eat that badly.
G4 announces
by skimn
Jun 12th, 2008
09:06:19 AM
Adam Beach as Turok in film adaptation. Bow and arrows and dinos? Maybe a video game movie that could actually be good. In a video game/movie way.
Abom
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
09:09:59 AM
What's worse than a drunken Indy stealing things he gave to the museum? Being fully off his ass drunk and then sobering up the instant a bullet whizzes by his head. This is an Indiana Jones movie, not a Johnny Fever movie. You put a bottle of scotch into any man and let's see how agile he is.

This drop dead drunk one moment, sober enough to fight the next crap that Hollywood thrusts upon us got old a long time ago. Seriously, who thinks that nonsensical sewage is entertaining.

Compare - Indiana_Jones_and_the_Saucer_Men _from_Mars
by Norm3
Jun 12th, 2008
09:12:55 AM
http://tinyurl.com/6yavqa
cgi lizard sunning itself!
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 12th, 2008
09:14:26 AM
ha this script is kinda lame!
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 12th, 2008
09:26:35 AM
i liked indy and the skulls and now after each page of this it keeps getting better and better.
Oh the pain, the pain...
by RogueWarrior65
Jun 12th, 2008
09:28:27 AM
I wanted to love this movie but I couldn't. The script was shit and the screenwriter took George's "Writing Dialog for Film" class...and passed with flying colors. And Steven, jeez, man, you couldn't coax better dialog delivery out of the actors? Ooof. Okay, I have no problem with the MacGuffin in this film but there were far too many stupid plot choices. And what was with the total lack of scope in this movie? It looked like 90% of it was shot on a smallish sound stage. Why oh why couldn't they have hired Kasdan to write it?
Speaking of "holy grail" scripts...
by Sinisterjim
Jun 12th, 2008
09:33:58 AM
Anyone know where I can find Shane Black's original draft for Lethal Weapon 2? The one with the drug plane exploding over LA and Rigg's dying at the end. Thanks!
Prefer Koepp version to Darabont's
by STLost
Jun 12th, 2008
09:36:31 AM
Darabont's reads like fan fiction (like many stated above). Too many lines from past movies. When Indy and Marion meet at the bar, and they role reversal the whole RAIDERS meeting in Nepal. Not good. Although there were some good Marion lines in this script.

Too much dialog relying on the past movies hurts the script. If what was said above (about Koepp not wanting to put previous film dialog into KOTCS because it reads like fanfic), then I damn well applaud Koepp for it.

another thing..
by STLost
Jun 12th, 2008
09:39:17 AM
Yuri was annoying at the beginning. And I always enjoyed the Indy films because they usually start "in media res", in the middle of things. We pick up the movie in the middle of one of Indy's adventures, and this script doesn't really allow for that.
Not that Koepp didn't have a few fan-fictiony lines...
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
09:42:33 AM
"I've got a bad feeling about this".
What about the
by Shaun of the Dead
Jun 12th, 2008
09:48:37 AM
"The monkey pooped on my chest" line? Any thoughts on THAT
"I've got a bad feeling about this" was in DARABONT'S draft !
by NoDiggity
Jun 12th, 2008
09:53:51 AM
along with Indy calling the Alien "Your worshipfulness". Two fanboy lines referring to Han Solo.
fan fic lines...
by STLost
Jun 12th, 2008
09:54:17 AM
"I've got a bad feeling about this" doesn't nearly grate as "Adventure has a name" and "If there's one thing my father taught me it's self-reliance" and "Marion Ravenwood. I alwasy knew someday you'd come walking through my door..." and the fortune and glory stuff at the wedding.
It seems like Koepp removed the Fanboy dialogue ...
by NoDiggity
Jun 12th, 2008
10:00:47 AM
... from Darabont's script, but never got around to replacing it with anything. Darabont's fanboy dialogue sucked, but at least it was there.
from the G4 talkback
by ArcadianDS
Jun 12th, 2008
10:02:04 AM
david koepp, screenwriter of the crystal skull, adapted war of the worlds, spider-man, mission impossible, and jurassic park. hes not some lackey spielberg dug up to rip off darabont's old ideas. and the chances of spielberg and lucas taking what darabont offered and hiring a new guy to tweak those few plot points are slim.

I'd have to agree - why hire the likes of Koepp only to have him 'punch up' a completed screenplay? He's not the kind of guy you hire for that. It would be like offering a massive contract to Boeing to put together your Estes model rocket for you.

The Mist Was One Of The Best Genre Films I've Ever Seen
by fassbinder79
Jun 12th, 2008
10:05:38 AM
I am a huge fan of the vast majority of Darabont's work and I think he is one of the most talented directors working. But having read this script I've gotta say most of the problems Crystal Skull had appear to have been FD's fault (particularly in regard to major setpieces) and not Lucas' as I expected. I really wish people would stop blaming Lucas for everything. It looks like at the end of the day the collectve team behind Indy 4 just couldn't get a good script together. They shouldn't have made the film. The dialogue is pretty awful in this script. It might even be worse than what was in the final film. :(
Read Vern's reciew of Crystal Skull
by Nico Toscani
Jun 12th, 2008
10:06:22 AM
www.geocities.com/outlawvern/ He hits the nail on the head about both the movie and reviewers like Moriarty. I really think Drew is letting Hollywood go to his head.
About the drunken indy thing...
by Spidergreg
Jun 12th, 2008
10:08:59 AM
I enjoyed the "conversation" with Marcus Brody's statue ... I have to admit that the stealing part kinda annoyed me ... but not as much as Marcus head rolling on Shita's lap. I am not done with this script yet, but the way I see it, it's like the curate's egg, with the flawed scenes easy to improve.
Why (I think) the Darabont script was rejected
by sapno_krei
Jun 12th, 2008
10:09:05 AM
I think George's late idea to pass the baton on to a younger character (Mutt) was what killed this script. Most likely, Darabont refused or was unable to rewrite his script to include him. With Ford threatening not to do the movie if a script wasn't approved quickly, Lucas quickly enlisted Koepp to do the hasty rewrite.

david koepp is the brett ratner of screenwriters
by zapano
Jun 12th, 2008
10:13:07 AM
and has tainted too many blockbusters. if tom stoppard worked on the last crusade then i'm sure it wasn't beneath the great literary giant that is david koepp from just "fixing" a few things on darabont's script
I didn't realize "I've got a bad feeling..." was in Darabont's t
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
10:14:06 AM
I'm STILL not finished reading it. A) I'm at work and B) screenplays are kind of a chore to get through, especially in .pdf format. At least for me.
Requesting One Copy
by Jim Halpert
Jun 12th, 2008
10:18:04 AM
E-mail to cmbrown15@yahoo.com if possible. Thanks in advance.
CALLING ALL "NUKE THE FRIDGE" SHEEP!
by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY
Jun 12th, 2008
10:19:14 AM
YOUR LOVE-TO-HATE SCENE WAS IN THAT FILMMAKING MESSIAH FRANK DARABONT'S SCRIPT WHICH HE FUCKING LOVED SO MAYBE NOW ALL OF YOU WILL GROW THE FUCK UP. INDIANA JONES IS AN ACTION/ADVENTURE SERIES FIRMLY GROUNDED IN THE REALMS OF FANTASY, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS BY NOW, THEN YOUR CREATIVE MINDS ARE IN ABJECT POVERTY. THIS SCENE WAS A MOMENT OF PERIL THAT HAD AN INGENIOUS PAY-OFF. GEORGE LUCAS AND STEVEN SPIELBERG LAUGH AT YOU AND LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO GET THIS NON-PHRASE INTO THE ENTERTAINMENT LEXICON. GET YOUR OWN OPINIONS YOU BITTER BASTARDS!
So where's Jeff Nathenson's draft?
by sambrook
Jun 12th, 2008
10:26:19 AM
He was the bridge between Darabont and Koepp and his draft must be damn close to the final one to get a "Story By" credit when Darabont was denied one.
More Indy movies or fewer?
by sapno_krei
Jun 12th, 2008
10:27:09 AM
I think all franchises suffer from a bad apple now and again (James Bond, anyone?). The thing with Bond is that there are so fricking many of them to choose from!

Would you guys have preferred the Lucas and co. continued to make Indy movies through the 90s, even if one or two of them turned out to be duds?

Unlike STAR WARS, which is a long-running story, the serial nature of Indy pretty much allows for shifts in tone and premise from one movie to the next.

If anyone has it saved please email it
by Just_Tom
Jun 12th, 2008
10:29:22 AM
twanebo@yahoo.com Thanks!
Stop posting your email addresses!
by sambrook
Jun 12th, 2008
10:31:35 AM
How can there be so many thick people on one public forum? I wouldn't be surprised if this thread got deleted just to save people from their own stupidity.
The more I think about this script
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
10:39:45 AM
The more I physically want to take a human life.

Everyone involved with this project was out of their f-ing minds.

Finally read the MiraJeff stuff on the Capone "Zohan" review TB. I think I've pieced the whole debacle together. Interesting to say the least. What I find intriguing is that AICN refuses to cover anything by Uwe Boll but fawns over steaming shitpiles of stuff like "Gone" and abortions like "Rise of the Silver Surfer." I'm not making excuses for Boll, I think he needs to crawl under a rock and stay there, but to paint him as the only guy in Hollywood producing trash is ludicrous. MiraJeff might have been a douche, but he has no less credibility than someone who thought Lady in the Water was cinematic gold.

Anyway, I'm getting off the subject here. Reading this script just riles up my anger over people who continue to give movies like "Crystal Skull" and "Spider Man 3" a pass while crapping on everything else. And leaves me dumbfounded how the filmmakers can look at these movies and not think they just squeezed out a corn-filled turd.

A few years ago I read that infamous "Indy IV" script...
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 12th, 2008
10:42:00 AM
"Indiana Jons & the Sons of Darkness" and I thought "Wouldn't it be funny if they made IJ4 and it turned out worse than this script?"

And guess what, it did. Check out the "Sons": http://www.theindyexperience.c om/films/indy_4_fan_scripts.ph p It does have a mini-Shia in it, but it's not bad for a fan script whose author tried to fake being Jeffrey Boam and got Lucasarts lawyers barking at him. It's better than Koepp's and definitely better than Darabont's, that's for sure.

MEGAN FOXX
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
10:42:42 AM
The "nuke the fridge" scene was clever and looked cool, to be sure. Problem is, unlike other scrapes Indy gets out of, there is no change--NO CHANCE--this could ever happen in reality. We can suspend our disbelief when the odds are against Indy, but at least in those cases, there ARE odds, which means, a slim chance he'll survive. It's been established that "nuking the fridge" is something that can NOT happen in our reality.
PLEASE send me!!!!!
by joel007
Jun 12th, 2008
10:42:44 AM
Please! jjoel007@aol.com
You know what Crystal Skull lacked?
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Jun 12th, 2008
10:43:46 AM
I didn't hate the film but I recognize its flaws. For me, one of the big ones (aside from the fridge, CGI, etc), is how there was never a "reluctant hero saddling up one last time" moment or feel to it. I know that would have been a bit hackneyed, but I really think it could have worked for this film. Y'know, some danger that was SO GREAT that it brought Indy out of retirement. I thought the film's opener should have been about Indy's protoge (whoever that would be) in some kind of peril that actually kills him. Then we cut to Indy the schoolteacher, retired from the "fortune and glory" biz. He finds out about his protoge's death and what he was after (hell, make it crystal skulls - it doesn't really matter). Indy wrestles with the loss and its implications and decides to go and finish the job that the protoge started, face the danger, whatever. Hero reluctantly saddles up for one last ride. I think that would have worked much better than what we got, which was an old guy who still, apparently, does all the shit that he did as a youngster. Which struck me as somewhat pathetic. We were denied the real triumphant "he's back!" moment. Make this like Unforgiven where the hero (or antihero) comes out of retirement. I think that would have really rewarded the audience for waiting two decades to see Indy, plus give us an opening that fucks with our expectations (shows a different protagonist and kills him/her). Like I said, it's been done before, but I think it could have worked really well.
I think KoTCS needed more
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
10:44:25 AM
soft, supple, erotic nude scenes courtesy Cate Blanchett. Nude showering in the waterfall. Reclining nude on some fancy bed in a mansion, you get the idea
Oh, yeah: it could've been worse. Check out Chris Columbus.
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 12th, 2008
10:48:04 AM
And his inventive take on Mista Docta Jones: http://www.houseofhobbits.com/ blog/?p=7
Oh, and finally, thanks, guys.
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 12th, 2008
10:51:03 AM
Thanks for destroying PDFScreenplays before I had a chance to look at 1% of the scripts it had. I know I said it earlier, but I didn't say thanks then.
WOW! Truly Terrible!!!
by Jam Banjo
Jun 12th, 2008
10:52:37 AM
Its certainly as stupid as KOTCS, it's got far too many ludicrous action sequences and I'd have been rolling my eyes in the aisles just like I was when I watched KOTCS. I agree with Koepp - constantly quoting things you said once, 20 years ago, is ridiculous. There were parts that were better, the ending is far, far worse. I can only assume Lucas said he wanted the follwing: A Nuclear Explosion, Swinging on Vines through trees, The Crystal Skull to give psychic messages, 3 Waterfalls and a stupid fucking tree that defies the laws of physics. As well as an old man who can take more beatings than Superman. Don't start on the 'Indy has always had ludicrous set-pieces' because they were OTT but there were a limit to them in each film. They set up the rules of that universe - Indy isn't invincible, he stumbles through and survives incredible things - and in this film they threw that away and just said forget any hint of realism -he is invincible, as are Oxley & Marion (and Mutt in the film / Yuri in this script). I am disappointed, but feel a lot better about Koepp and a lot worse for Frank Darabont. They both gave an unworkable storyline a shot and failed, but in different ways. Poor.
Lucas was right to reject this
by darthvedder81
Jun 12th, 2008
10:55:42 AM
Darabont's script is extremely wordy and drawn out (which is what I would expect of him). I couldn't even tell what was going on half the time and for a simple, pulpy action movie like "Indiana Jones" that's a really bad sign. Koepp is no genius but he at least put together something that felt more or less like a IJ movie.
Nude scenes with Spalko
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
10:56:10 AM
Definitely would have made it a better movie.
The script is not even that much different at all
by zooch
Jun 12th, 2008
11:03:12 AM
from the finished product. I'm glad they retained most of Darabont's ideas. So much so I think Darabont deserves some story credit. All the things people were complaining about would have still been in the film. Seriously why are we still complaining?
HOD
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
11:06:13 AM
Right. And I wouldn't even insist that some other hot chick must have sex with her. Spalko could just be there naked, masturbating. But other hot chicks would be cool
They were *not* all Darabont's ideas.
by sapno_krei
Jun 12th, 2008
11:06:37 AM
Darabont's and Koepp's drafts are mishmashes of ideas that have been carried through since 1995 or earlier. George Lucas penned the outline, and all of these writers were held to fitting a workable script around common elements -- nuked fridge, Commies, aliens.
please send to jjoel007@aol.com
by joel007
Jun 12th, 2008
11:18:21 AM
Thanks!
that's JJOEL007@aol.com... L looks like a 1 in loer case!
by joel007
Jun 12th, 2008
11:19:13 AM
please send to b_farvour@hotmail.com
by favabean1982
Jun 12th, 2008
11:20:38 AM
Hawain
by Lost Jarv
Jun 12th, 2008
11:22:46 AM
That actually isn't true- there was a review of Boll's masterpiece with Ray Liotta in it on AICN- I just think they refused to cover anything to do with Miratwat's stupid publicity stunt for Postal.

I like the way he whinged because he got in trouble for turning up to do a review stoned. If this is a job for him, then he should have been fired on the spot.

As he wasn't getting paid, damn right they shouldn't accept anything with such obviously tainted judgement.

Turned up for a review stoned?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
11:36:56 AM
So that's what I needed to enjoy Transformers.

MiraJeff boxing Boll was indeed a dumbarse stunt. From the back and forth between MJ and Mori, it sounded like AICN refused to have anything to do with Boll, but now that you mention it, I do remember reading a review of Dungeon Siege (or whatever it was called) on this site.

Reading this script has ruined my day. A glass of scotch and a Celtics win tonight might redeem it, but this bitter taste isn't going away anytime soon.

Can some email it to me please?
by vaderdad
Jun 12th, 2008
11:38:38 AM
Please send to rd52564@aol.com. Thanks in advance.
What SinisterJim said...
by doctorfreudstein
Jun 12th, 2008
11:48:57 AM
...somebody please, please share Shane Black's original draft of LETHAL WEAPON 2 (subtitled PLAY DIRTY?). How I have longed to read that one. P.S. PDF Screenplays was an fantastic resource. I hope its demise will be short-lived... :(
I don't blame him for getting stoned
by Lost Jarv
Jun 12th, 2008
11:49:48 AM
I was off my tits when I saw mars attacks. However, I do blame him for posing as a professional critic and attempting to review said movie. It's unprofessional, and does he really need someone to tell him that weed fucks up your judgement?
Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
11:53:04 AM
Don't read this script. It'll taint anything of Darabont's that you actually like. The dialogue here is the worst.

Really though, I want to see the crib notes from Lucas that stated exactly what Darabont had to include.

Trade my aicn name for a copy
by samurai sark
Jun 12th, 2008
11:53:58 AM
robofett@hotmail.com
I will be most appreciative and change my aicn name to reflect your generosity
robofett@hotmail.com
by samurai sark
Jun 12th, 2008
11:54:21 AM
please please pritty please
ALTERNTE LINK!!!
by clever_screen_name
Jun 12th, 2008
12:05:11 PM
http://dl.free.fr/getfile.pl?f ile=/Bxkz0sDW/Indiana_Jones_an d_the_City_of_the_Gods.pdf Take THAT Paramount!
EXT. DESERT - LATE AFTERNOON
by Chishu_Ryu
Jun 12th, 2008
12:08:38 PM
The atomic bomb explodes, completely obliterating the atomic test town. We see the COMMUNIST HOODS also get taken out by the blast as they flee in the car. But what about our famed archaeologist? CUT TO:

The refrigerator flies through the air, blown away by the bomb's blast, and lands a safe distance away with a roll and tumble intact upon the desert floor, amid scorched earth and burning sage brush. And in typical Indy fashion, the refrigerator door opens, and our hero emerges unscathed and unharmed from the household appliance, and into AICN talkback history.

I WANT A COPY!
by billis3811
Jun 12th, 2008
12:21:54 PM
If anyone has a copy, and wouldn't ming emailing it to me, i'd much appreciate it! Billis3811@hotmail.com
klytus_i'm_bored
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 12th, 2008
12:27:05 PM
Exactly, I really though Spielberg would lend a little melancholy to the movie, about an old guy being forced into action again to relive the exploits of his youth, something along the lines of Unforgiven. They totally abandoned that though. I reckon there will be another Indy movie in 3 years - it's a cash cow all over again for Spielberg and Lucas.
Mr. Boomgaarden - There are NO aliens in A.I.!
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
12:33:39 PM
The beings you see at the end of A.I. are not "aliens" - they are David's descendants, following 2000 years of robot evolution after the extinction of the human race cleared the way for their development. That's why they're excavating frozen Manhattan - they're looking for their origins. They might be tall and spindly and alien-like, but they're definitely robots. You can even see the circuitry beneath their "skin", and they literally download information from David's "brain" and display it on their faces like television sets.
I don't understand...
by JADSTERSDAD
Jun 12th, 2008
12:44:41 PM
..why Darabont doesn't get a screen credit! That's ALL I don't understand. The script was worse than the movie. I loved the movie. Good try, Frank, the the Holy Trinity made the right decision eventually (even if they had to fight about it).
This thread is a spambots dream
by snatchmaster
Jun 12th, 2008
12:47:15 PM
Rcamacho2278@aol.com
Rapidshare's "attached cats"
by mbeemer
Jun 12th, 2008
12:49:53 PM
Okay, so I follow one of several links to Rapidshare, and it challenges me to enter a four character access code from a set of 7 distorted characters with small animal figures which are also distorted. "Enter only those symbols attached to cats."

WTF??? Which are "cats"? Is that a dog? A cat? A cow?

I guess this is really Rapidshare's way of saying, "Forget it buddy, you ain't getting this file unless you pony up for paid access!"

FUCK. THEM.

THX 1138
by aicyj
Jun 12th, 2008
12:55:27 PM
Way to obfuscate: "protocol tango, hotel, x-ray, one, one, three, eight"
I tried emailing a couple people here
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
01:01:36 PM
but the pdf of the script is like 5MB and my server is retarded.

And by the way, if anyone is even for a second thinking of sending me all kinds of junk and porno trash to my private email...

G'head! I trust TBers, especially warciples, proven heroes of the faith!

The SAUCER MEN script...
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
01:04:29 PM
Why is it only 64 pages?
Finished Reading
by sonofbronson
Jun 12th, 2008
01:05:54 PM
There were some good bits in this script especially setting the aliens up as an enemy. However the Yuri character is boring and as useless as his Mac equivalent in KOTCS. There were also way too many characters introduced in the 2nd act for no reason other than to get killed by ants/rapids. That being said, Indy gets more time to be Indy and Marion feels like a real character again, not just Karen Allen as herself. I remember hearing way back about a script that involved Indy's brother. Was that all nonsense?
I love the fridge scene
by slone13
Jun 12th, 2008
01:07:14 PM
Fuck all you dumb douches that don't.
Get on your fuckin knees you bitches...
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 12th, 2008
01:11:44 PM
...and suck my beardy cock. Let me unload my black beardy jizz down your throats while I stick a finger up my cheesy asshole and then wipe it in your hair. Yes brothers and sisters, soon you will learn that I was right ALL ALONG to murder Darenbont's script. Soon you too will understand why I, the beardy cocksucker of your waking nightmare, was put here on earth... to destroy your love for my original trilogies, to break down your franchise fan fever. Franchises which I alone created... and I alone can destroy. Star Wars? Fuck you and your memories of 77, 80 and 83 - you mother fuckers can chew on Jar Jars nut sack. And don't you give me anymore shit over Jones, do you hear me? Fuck you and your momma, shit while you where jerking off to Marion's tight silk dress in 81, sniffing your sisters panties in 84 and soddomizing your mother in 89, I was rimming some Indian boy from the set of Doom and all the time laughing at you stupid mother fuckers for buying a ticket at the box office in the first place. The films where garbage. That's right, I only made them as a dare to Stevie. I said "Jeez, these people are just soooo dumb, I bet these suckers would even go and pay watch me take a dump on their front lawn." And one more thing, when I am gone, you will have never been. What will your world be without me? The universe is mine and you are all my children. Putty, meaningless and stupid. And I'm going to fuck each and every one of you again and again until you learn to enjoy my shit. Consider your childhood, adulthood and oldage RAPED. RAPED. RAPED. RAPED. RAPED. RAPED. RAPED.
Slone
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
01:14:02 PM
It's OKAY to like the fridge scene. It's just that, if you refer to it one way or another, you must use some form of the phrase "nuke the fridge." So you should have said something like, "I LOVE NUKING THE FRIDGE! F ALL YOU DOUCHES THAT DON'T" and that would have been cool
Hey, Slone
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
01:14:39 PM
Why was there food in the fridge? Were the noo-kyoo-lar physicists blowing up the whole fake town just to see if groceries in a lead-lined fridge could survive the blast? If so, it was lucky Indy found that shit.
It's on the torrents
by Ecto-1
Jun 12th, 2008
01:16:32 PM
one place where Paramount and fucking Lucas can't touch it :)
AWWWW HE SMOKED SOME POT...
by Thorstrongstone
Jun 12th, 2008
01:20:40 PM
Who fucking cares? Hunter S. Thompson covered a fucking Presidential election stoned outta his fucking mind, and he got it right.

Of course, Mira is no Thompson, either.

But, still, this site is hardly a bucket of journalistic integrity.
Me Too! (I want a copy)
by TheWickerDude
Jun 12th, 2008
01:21:27 PM
I'm the 1000th person requesting this. But if anyone has it, please send to hambone7774@yahoo.com. Thanks
Xiphos, thanks. But it's no victory for me.
by NoDiggity
Jun 12th, 2008
01:25:19 PM
I was actually expecting the movie to ba actively annoying, and Darabont's draft is actually annoying in the way I expected. I did not find Indy 4 to be much more than ... boring. You can't hate it, but as you said, it's forgettable. I'm amazed that you, and Lost Jarv and Pazuzu are all resigned to saying it wasn't very good. There was no fun there for you to defend against the Haters. There's also nothing for the Haters to hate. Just Nothing all around. Man.
Mosquito March
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
01:30:49 PM
Yeah! And Indy should have left some food in there, so he could have had a ham sandwich and a cool glass of milk during his ride out of town.
Mosquito March - RE: Why there was food in the fridge
by slone13
Jun 12th, 2008
01:33:12 PM
The same reason there were clothes on the dummmies. The same reason there was furniture in the house. The same reason there were fences in the yards and a running garden hose in the hands of the dummy on the lawn. The same reason EVERYTHING was in the fake town. So the NUCLEAR physicists could see how EVERYTHING would survive a blast. Not JUST groceries in a lead lined fridge. But you had to have known that, right? Or, at least, you SHOULD have.
NoDiggity
by DocPazuzu
Jun 12th, 2008
01:35:25 PM
Nothing to be surprised about, really. I said from the very beginning that if it was bad I would be the first to admit it. There's nothing to be gained from arguing a pointless and ultimately flawed position.

The HAT, on the other hand...

i want it too pleeeeease
by cbarteau
Jun 12th, 2008
01:36:11 PM
if anyone could email to caseybarteau@hotmail.com that would be great. thanks a lot.
Oh please, what's done is done
by I Dunno
Jun 12th, 2008
01:39:10 PM
and for douchebags drooling over Walll*E, let it go.
Pazuzu, yes ...
by NoDiggity
Jun 12th, 2008
01:41:31 PM
... arguing about The Hat was fun.
Just finished reading the Jeb Stuart script
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
01:42:57 PM
And it's the worst of the bunch. Isn't there ONE single good Indy story written anywhere? I need something to wash this taste out of my mouth.
Reggie Nalder
by reni
Jun 12th, 2008
01:43:04 PM
I liked the Reggie Nalder gag in the script. God bless Reggie!
Klytus_I.m_Bored
by oisin5199
Jun 12th, 2008
01:52:46 PM
Your description is EXACTLY the Indiana Jones movie I wished I could see. You know, make it mean something that there's another film 20 years later. Not just a weak attempt at making money, where the great hero is introduced being thrown out of a trunk. But your idea would require too much of a mature and intelligent approach, and Lucas clearly just wanted to make a B-movie.
There IS one good Indy story...
by Hooded Justice
Jun 12th, 2008
02:03:58 PM
Its called Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. It was an adventure game that came out on PCs in the mid-1990s. It had an intriguing premise, a great plot, terrific suspense and plenty of humour. It was everything Kingdom Of the Crystal Skull wasn't. I remember being totally enthralled by it and I wish they had filmed THAT rather than the garbage that is now with us.

Still, as I've said above, It's clear that Lucas deliberately played a practical joke on fans by putting in so many elements designed to cause us maximum disappointment and annoyance. So, credit where it's due: the man definitely succeeded in what he set out to do.

HOD
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
02:11:01 PM
I know what can wash that taste out of your mouth. Col. Dr. Ivana Spalko, reclining nude supine akimbo
Abominable Snowcone
by Nico Toscani
Jun 12th, 2008
02:11:35 PM
So hiding in a fridge to esacpe a nuclear blast "can't happen in our reality" but other stuff in the Indy films can? Like ghosts flying out of the Ark and melting the Nazis? Or Knights from the Crusades living hundreds of years? Or Mola Ram removing a man's heart in a non-surgical manner without killing him? Yeah, you're right. Indy movies are far too based in reality for stuff like the fridge incident.
george & steven
by taff
Jun 12th, 2008
02:13:43 PM
It would be fascinating if Lucas & Spielberg would be willing to address the changes and explain why they went a different direction. I would have loved to have seen Marian have more to do. I didn't mind the son. His character helped the 50's setting. I still thought the alien thing was stretching things but it was a very 50's thing.
Just testing something
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 12th, 2008
02:16:25 PM
I can't remember how to make paragraphs in a talkback exactly

but I think someone told me this is how you do it

sweet
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 12th, 2008
02:16:39 PM
Shame on you Steven Speilberg
by dirty john
Jun 12th, 2008
02:20:03 PM
I expect this from Lucas, but you shouldn't have let this happen. Shia Labouf, and his tarzan swinging, ruined this movie. And to think he wasn't even in darabont's draft??? ahh shit. maybe Lebouf and shortround can team up for indy 5!
Nico
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
02:21:27 PM
Of course that stuff can't happen. But those aren't Indy escapes. They're silly stuff associated with the religious / spiritual aspects of the stories. So I can suspend my disbelief in that regard, "Oh, it's occult magic. Oh, it's the magic of the ark--the power of God like Indy says." I agree with you, that those are fantastical elements in the Indy movies. But those are all quasi-teleological / occult based events. They are not Indy "get-aways" like dodging bullets behind a rolling shield, slashing a suspension bridge in half, being dragged by a truck, fleeing from a temple that has poison darts and runaway boulders...all of which COULD, however improbable in some cases, exist in our world. In fact, just the other day I had to flee from a bunch of bloodthirsty savages with bolas and hatchets after I swiped their beloved fuckin' gay statue
alucardvsdracula
by spud mcspud
Jun 12th, 2008
02:23:49 PM
That is far and away the creepiest thing I've ever read on an AICN TB. The fact that I can actually imagine Lucas the Hutt saying it makes it somehow worse. Thanks for forever tainting my nightmares. You scare me.
spud
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
02:24:40 PM
I thought alucard's entry was pretty funny actually--but in a creepy way
Hey Nico, how's the view up there?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
02:25:30 PM
And by up there I mean your rectum.

How many times does it have to be said on these TBs. The Ark, the Grail, those were SUPERNATURAL elements so when they are unleashed, you regard them from a different perspective.

Jumping into a lead lined fridge and bouncing several miles and surviving atomic shockwaves and extreme heat is not supernatural, it's just idiotic.

90% of Americans believe in angels but less than 0.00001% believe I'm presenting banging Megan Fox, so we're ready to suspend disbelief when it comes to the supernatural, but turn our nose up at things that, based in reality, appear retarded.

INDY 4 - WTF?
by spud mcspud
Jun 12th, 2008
02:29:21 PM
Still wondering why Marion spent the movie grinning like a cult member all the way through the movie. Why they wrote John Hurt into the movie as a mute, stoned doofus. Why the fuck Shia LeQueef even exists, let alone is being groomed for the next Indy. Why they nuked the fucking fridge. Why the action was all CGI, why the set pieces were so fucking slow (jungle chase and motorbike chase notwithstanding), why they actually thought we'd buy Shia as a tough greaser, why the FUCK THEY BOTHERED AT ALL!!!

It ain't the money. It ain't revisiting old times (because you'd think they'd at least REWATCH THE PREVIOUS FUCKING MOVIES). It ain't because there was an adventure that needed to be told. The Beards made this to show us that if they wanted to fuck with the franchises we loved, they could and would. It was to punish us for hating the STAR WARS prequels, which sucked. That's the only explanation that makes sense. I don't know what the fuck else would drive them all to make such a fucking "MEH" movie. God, was I bored during KOTCS...

Strangly 85% of Americans are Christian
by WerePlatypus
Jun 12th, 2008
02:30:12 PM
and yet 90% believe in Angels. People are. . . uh, kind of stupid.
snowcone
by spud mcspud
Jun 12th, 2008
02:30:33 PM
Agreed. Funny, but creepy. WAY creepy...
WerePlatypus
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
02:36:05 PM
OK, I was looking at the wrong data. Went and double-checked my data. It turns out 78% of Americans believe in angels. My bad.
Abominable Snowcone
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
02:37:13 PM
They should have filmed Indy bouncing around inside the fridge as it was riding the shock wave, like that MC 900 Ft. Jesus video "If I Only Had A Brain".
Someone else here said it
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
02:43:00 PM
in another Indy TB a couple months back. The thing that makes Indy "Indy" is that he has these adventures and gets into these scrapes, and you wonder how he's gonna get out of it. Often, like James Bond, freak luck comes into play. But escaping the bad guys or avoiding peril against 1000/1 odds is exactly what makes him Indy. Because for the most part, the dangers COULD be real in our world. That's why we're able to identify with them. "Uh-oh, he's trapped between machete-wielding Thuggee guards on a suspension bridge! How's he gonna get out of this?" The danger FEELS palpable, so we buy into it. Heck, even Indy himself muttered "Oh shit" during that scene. In KOTCs, fun though it may be, there is no real danger the primary campaign for the skull against the russians. No "oh shit moments" where you feel like Indy's gonna buy it. A waterfall just didn't cut it for me. Not even three of them. You'll recall the temple at Akator had no booby traps or hidden dangers at all. The only mystery was how to get inside.

All the supernatural / occult elements in the series, I process mentally in a different way, because Spielberg clearly presents them for what they are--religious objects or occurrences that exist in the realm of super-reality. A little preposterous, to be sure (like the ripping out of hearts and exploding of Nazi skulls), but so long as Spiel-Cas plays by those rules, it's okay. I can go along with that. If something weird or paranormal occurs in the movie, I can process it and accept it as long as it arises from that context.

But Indy is a hu-MAN. He bleeds. He gets tired. He is noble and has values, yet he is completely vulnerable to uppercuts and bullets like any other person. That's why we identity with him and his cause, and root for him along the way. We quietly rejoice in our little kiddy hearts inside when he escapes the hovitos temple, because we saw the risks he took, and he overcame them. Thrilling! The fundamental problem with the "nuclear fridge" stunt is that, although the peril is obvious, we all know from both history and SCIENCE that there is no container you can hide inside at ground zero of an atomic blast that will render you safe from the heat, shock, and radiation. EVEN if he survives the 3000 degree heat (or whatever), the jolt from the blast, the g-forces from the flight, and the impact from crash landing would shatter his bones and turn his insides to jelly. And it would be irradiated jelly. Instead of giving us a situation where Indy thwarts death against 1000/1 odds, Spielcas gives us a situation where Indy thwarts death, PERIOD, when we all know, as cool as it might look onscreen, NO ONE in his position could possibly survived. There WERE no odds to overcome; it was a pure cheat on the part of the moviemakers.

Sweet...
by Bramton1
Jun 12th, 2008
02:46:59 PM
One Hundred Times Better. Indy is Indy, and not some watered down version. Marion is Marion, and the chemistry that was lacking in the filmed movie is there. No Mutt. A better traitor. Loved how the alien presence wasn't revealed until the climax, and the interaction with the alien was awesome. Loved the fight sequences, the booty traps, even the fridge sequence was a little better (liked how the fridge laid smoking, and THEN Indy breaks out).
Well Done Abominable Snowcone
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 12th, 2008
02:47:19 PM
The way you put it the only way anyone could possibly justify that scene is to say "Yeah it's more ridiculous than anything else int he franchise and completely goes against what makes an indy set piece great but I like it anyway." You've backed the apologists into an impossible corner that only their apologizing can get them out of. Bravo.
http://tinyurl.com/6pce6l
by Rupee88
Jun 12th, 2008
02:55:22 PM
still up on rapdishare
RE: "as cool as it might look onscreen"...
by crazyhorse2099
Jun 12th, 2008
03:15:03 PM

"...NO ONE in his position could possibly survived".

No shit. But then again, I didn't go to Indy 4 looking for anything even remotely resembling reality. I went to see cool shit up on the screen. And that's what I got. And that's why I wasn't disappointed. Or feel cheated in any way.

I ALMOST feel bad for you guys. You DID get cheated. And you WERE disappointed. Sucks to be you.

Slone
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
03:17:42 PM
By 1957, I think they probably had a pretty clear idea of what would happen to shit inside a refrigerator near ground zero of a nook-yoo-lar blast just by looking at what was left of the house. The food in the fridge was there just so Indy would have something to throw on the floor before getting in. Like the rest of the movie, there was no logic involved.
Abominable
by WerePlatypus
Jun 12th, 2008
03:23:02 PM
Cut, pasted, and stolen. That's the argument that summed up my feelings completely. Thanks!
PLEASE Send it to me!!!
by dansac2003
Jun 12th, 2008
03:25:40 PM
uws89th@yahoo.com Much appreciated!
They shouldn't have released KOTCS
by tylermo
Jun 12th, 2008
03:29:15 PM
because...even if the movie had taken the 2nd place spot(which was realistically the best case scenario) next to Raiders, people still would have bitched. I felt there were a good number of flaws with KOTCS, and it probably ranks 4 out of 4 for me. Considering it was shifted to the 50's, it still managed to entertain on one level or another. Lucas and Spielberg should never do anything for the fans ever again. Whether the movie is good, bad, or mediocre, this is what they get, a bunch of "I've been raped whining". I had problems with the film, but a little more decorum would be nice. Or, how about this? Just stop seeing, or commenting on the internet about their films. Oh, that would be just like Shatner insisting that you should, "Get a life." And, it's clear people will not move on.
So babies......
by FUCK SETH ROGEN DICKBLOOD
Jun 12th, 2008
03:31:57 PM
who has read it? thoughts? whats sexy about it? seeeeeeeeee ya!
So the test site towns weren't quite as detailed as in the movie
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
03:32:57 PM
...hey, it's a movie.
I feel bad for George and Steven sometimes
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
03:33:35 PM
They release movies that are so scrutinized you have to wonder if people just go see it to criticize it.
This Version Not That Great Either
by StubePT
Jun 12th, 2008
03:34:22 PM
Just got done reading it and all I have to say is "meh". Looking back on it, there was no way Karen Allen could have carried this part. 10 years ago, maybe. In any case, there were some things I like and a lot I didn't. I think some of the dialogue was handled better, and it had a lot more of those signiture Indy moments. Of course, there were a lot of WTF? moments that didn't fit the character either. The number of characters and double-crosses became a little unruly, and I thought there were a few too many obvious nods to the past films. I would say this version is only slightly better then Koepps version, which is disappointing because Darabount is a MUCH better writter than Koepp.
crazyhorse2099
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
03:36:49 PM
"I went to see cool shit up on the screen. And that's what I got."

Magnetic gunpowder? Ummm, try stupid shit.

If I wanna see cool shit up on the screen, I'll freeze a turd and then fling it. I went in expecting entertaining shit.

Batman_Cape
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
03:38:47 PM
If they're that self-conscious, they should try harder.
Mosquito March
by slone13
Jun 12th, 2008
03:46:01 PM
Dude, let it go. Life is so much better when you're not bitching about completely inane shit. But just to play devil's advocate here, if they had such a good idea of what a nuclear blast would do to shit, why did the gov't keep doing those tests into the late 60's, nearly a full decade later?
rev_skarekroe
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
03:51:10 PM
The food in the fridge is a microcosm of Spielberg's current "who gives a shit, let's put it in there" mentality when it comes to his summer movies. He'll actually overdress a refrigerator in a totally ridiculous sequence that doesn't even belong in the movie, rather than focusing on creating set pieces that actually have something to do with the plot.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by crazyhorse2099
Jun 12th, 2008
03:54:24 PM

Sounds like you didn't get what you were expecting. Like I said, sucks to be you.

Also, if you freeze your turd it won't stick to the screen when you fling it. It will just fall to the ground like an ice cube would. Simple physics, really. You shoulda stayed in high school.

Darabont version....
by mortyfied
Jun 12th, 2008
03:55:37 PM
...please email? morty@dartboardfund.com Thanks!
Darabont version....pt. II
by mortyfied
Jun 12th, 2008
03:58:33 PM
Besides Darabont and Koepp, was anyone else paid to write a version? Thanks, Morty
my thoughts
by TerryMalloy
Jun 12th, 2008
03:58:33 PM
This draft is not necessarily any better than the Koepp version. Terrible plotting, crystal skull is confusing, vine swinging, giant snake, etc. At least they focused on Indy and Marion a bit more.
Slone
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
04:01:40 PM
Well, shit, Slone - I was only bitching because you were bitching about the bitching. It's one big cycle of bitch. Bitch.
crazyhorse2099
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 12th, 2008
04:02:24 PM
Good to hear you've never been disappointed by a movie.

My turds have a nasty habit of sticking to everything no matter the state of their molecules. Scientific North American did an article about it. Called the condition "turdus krazy glueus."

Only Type Characters Attached To A Cat
by BigJackieV
Jun 12th, 2008
04:04:17 PM
Worst. Captcha. Ever. BTW, to someone who said that just because a character exists in our collective conscious for years, we do not own it, I beg to differ. What is art without an audience? I'm not saying our bitching isn't unreasonable, nor that fanboys should dictate what artists do, but our opinions count for something, don't they?
Darabont's script
by GregoryHarbin
Jun 12th, 2008
04:07:51 PM
Okay, so I finished the Darabont script. I've also read the Jeb Stuart script, which I really liked, but understand why Steve and Harrison didn't want to do it.

In the end, City of the Gods feels like an Indy fan film to me. Too many call-backs to earlier films (TWO times Yuri references the TAG-LINE from 'Doom'!, the idol/sand bag swap, etc.). The first two acts seemed like Darabont was just interested in winking at the audience rather than telling a story.

Until the climax. Once they get to the Ciudad de los Dios, I'm TOTALLY with the script. Indy shooting the skull between the eyes has to be the most awesome thing ever. I think I prefer this climax to that of any of the other films, including Raiders.

Still, Yuri was a weak character, the fifty villains were awful, especially compared to Blanchett's amazing Spalko. And I really missed Shia's Mutt, especially for the long stretch of the film where Indy is wandering around by HIMSELF.

And there were a ton of things stylistically wrong, such as subtitled dialog, and scenes which Indy wasn't there to witness. You almost wonder if Darabont had ever seen an Indy film before in his life, until he references 'Temple' again on the next page.

But in all, I think this script could have made a better film than the one we ended up, which for the record I do like. Darabont, given the following notes, could have written another draft that would be phenomenal.

1. Indy needs a sidekick. Maybe a son?

2. Reduce the villains. Give us a single interesting one that we can cast as name as.

3. Maybe have Indy visit the hanger from 'Raiders' at the beginning?

4. Rewrite Yuri as less annoying.

5. Lessen the fantastical bits, such as Oxley swinging from ropes and Indy being eaten by a snake (and keep Indy afraid of snakes, it's part of his character).

6. Keep references to the earlier films down to one or two. Remember that the audience is there to see THIS film, not the earlier ones.

Mosquito March
by slone13
Jun 12th, 2008
04:10:00 PM
Try as we might, it would seem that neither of us are able to break this vicious cycle now, wouldn't it? See you in hell, bitch.
DIRECT .PDF FILE LINK
by justanothermoviefan
Jun 12th, 2008
04:17:29 PM
http://dl.free.fr/cBxkz0sDW/In diana_Jones_and_the_City_of_th e_Gods.pdf
DIRECT .PDF FILE LINK
by justanothermoviefan
Jun 12th, 2008
04:17:32 PM
http://dl.free.fr/cBxkz0sDW/In diana_Jones_and_the_City_of_th e_Gods.pdf
COULD SOMEONE SEND ME A COPY!
by snowblind52
Jun 12th, 2008
04:19:24 PM
My e-mail is snowblind52@yahoo.com. Thanks!
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by crazyhorse2099
Jun 12th, 2008
04:29:38 PM
I was disappointed once. I watched "28 Days" thinking I had rented "28 Days Later". Highly disappointed.
Slitch13
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
04:34:09 PM
The only way you'll see me in hell is if you force me to go see KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL again. I'm pretty sure the computer generated inter-dimensional alien and the groundhogs are Satan's minions.
Mosquito March
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
04:36:03 PM
Maybe you ought to just stick with documentaries
Lead-Lined Fridge
by Playhouse
Jun 12th, 2008
04:38:26 PM
Wasn't this one of those "beliefs" from back in the '50s regarding nuclear explosions? That you could climb into a lead-lined fridge to ride it out. Kind of like hiding under your desk in school during a bombing raid.
"1. Indy needs a sidekick. Maybe a son?"
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 12th, 2008
04:42:28 PM
I'm pretty sure Darabont's gone on record as hating that idea.
rev_snarekroe:
by GregoryHarbin
Jun 12th, 2008
04:57:47 PM
No, he's on record as saying he didn't put it in his version of the script. He put Marion in, but a later script put in that he should do a son. At first, Lucas thought a daughter would be good, but Spielberg shot that down because he did a daughter in 'Lost World.'
Wow, this TB is insane as ever!!!!!
by sassycal20
Jun 12th, 2008
05:26:35 PM
Everybody has a different opinion about the Indy script. I think we should wait till the DVD comes out with the alternate ending and the deleted scenes to really find out what happened. Maybe Spielberg and Lucas can explain it all. But anyway, damn PhantomSpazzz and Megan Fox, both of you sound like Shia Labeouf on here, pissed off with the haters on AICN. Keep it coming though!!! LOL
wait
by cheifchirpa3000
Jun 12th, 2008
05:33:26 PM
is there really an alternate ending and deleted scenes?
rev_skarekroe
by Mosquito March
Jun 12th, 2008
06:10:03 PM
Document this: I love the original INDY films. But back in the old days, Spielberg made me believe in the impossible (or the incredibly unlikely) by presenting me with a 3-dimensional character who can actually get hurt doing dangerous shit. I can buy stuff like the TOD raft scene because I just saw the guy almost die from being poisoned in Shanghai. They made him human. In this film, Indy is completely indestructible from the get-go. Apparently, the older he gets, the more impervious he is to harm - so much so that he can survive a direct nook-yoo-lar blast inside a refrigerator. That is a serious WTF, even within the scope of the god-power-filled Indy franchise, because while gods can do whatever they want, we all know exactly what happens when shit gets nuked. (Then again, Indiana Jones is now an ex-Army colonel/OSS super-spy alien crash expert, is immune to mind-reading, and can swing around like Spider-Man at the age of 65 and not even need to catch a breath.) You can stray from logic and realism, but you cannot completely abandon it like they did in this movie and expect everybody to treat it like it's RAIDERS. Spielberg just does not care anymore. And he knows YOU don't care, so he's gonna keep shoveling this kind of shit and raking in the dough. Thanks for suckin' it up, dude.
I hope we get a Indy 5
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
06:18:45 PM
Indy and Marion married go off on one last adventure. Maybe Mutt comes along. Sallah meets the two somewhere.
Indy IV was good.
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
06:27:35 PM
I liked the first part up to the plane going to Mexico. I hated the middle part with Indy and the stupid Russian psychic. Starting from the bazooka scene and going to the end, it was a good ride.
Hey
by zenbird
Jun 12th, 2008
06:40:40 PM
I kinda liked the Darabont script. I also kinda liked the movie. So there. Now if only someone would leak The Dark Knight, I'd have something to do this weekend. :)
Where's the Dark Knight script?
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
06:42:27 PM
I want to read that.
hmmmm
by slkboxrman
Jun 12th, 2008
06:53:22 PM
there was nothing wrong with the new INDY movie....it was awesome, but these days it seems the standard is to be a whiny complaining bitch about everything and anything just so u can see ur name over and over in a talkback....the movie was great, i also dont understand why people go into movies these days with no imagination anymore, everthing has to be super serious......sure the nuked fridge was silly, but it sure was a kickass scene.....and there was a reason he got into the fridge, it said "lead lined" which protects from radiation......duh
People at the show I was at clapped when the fridge
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
06:58:13 PM
door popped open and Indy came out. I thought it was kinda cool.
So it's idiotic to enjoy something?
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
07:09:49 PM
People want Indy to be some serious CNN TV show?
krack
by crazyhorse2099
Jun 12th, 2008
07:29:35 PM
You dumb fuck. Methinks you're the idiot, douchebag.
I kind of prefer Darabont's climactic sequence than the one in t
by Novaman5000
Jun 12th, 2008
07:47:38 PM
It gives Indy a bit more of an active role, and the intercutting between the dreamclouds could have been really slick.
Klytus_I.m_Bored
by brokentusk
Jun 12th, 2008
07:51:00 PM
I completely agree. I enjoyed KINGDOM despite its flaws (mainly because of Harrison Ford and the "I've got a bad feeling about this" line) but incorporating your idea would have made for a much better film.
Those who still don't have it, download here:
by wadi77
Jun 12th, 2008
07:57:27 PM
http://tinyurl.com/64fhrf
Batman_Cape = gotham_night
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 12th, 2008
08:34:41 PM
Gotta be.
For those of you done with Indy and ready to move on
by Series7
Jun 12th, 2008
08:58:39 PM
Punisher Trailer

http://tinyurl.com/3grxcq

http://media.movies.ign.com/me dia/382/382367/vids_1.html

So will this nuke the fridge? Or did the first one already do that?

Metal Gear Solid 4
by BrightEyes
Jun 12th, 2008
09:05:01 PM
Greatest game EVER MADE. That is all for now, back to playing.
Yes!
by Grand Moff Toht
Jun 12th, 2008
09:10:12 PM
Thanks for the last link. Finally got it saved! Now I have all the power of the crystal skulls themselves! Wow, it's 140 pages long. That's 20 pages longer than producers like to see, or so I've read. But who cares about the length, if it's good it's good.
Why hire a new writer for a new draft?
by Ravetin
Jun 12th, 2008
09:24:55 PM
Did the Beards just want to be sure all their friends got a few bucks off of "The New Indy"? This draft is bad enough that I don't hate Lucas for shooting it down (still hate him for lots of other things) but if they had stuck with this and refined it a bit (a lot) the movie would have been incredible. Anyway, METAL GEAR SOLID 4 WAS WORTH THE WAIT THE REASON WHY THE NUMBER 4 EXISTS.
GONE book trailer up at JoBlo.com
by LOTGA
Jun 12th, 2008
09:36:54 PM
Those fuckers are throwing this shit up everywhere. Watch it here. http://tinyurl.com/3uyg2w
They should've used this script!
by i_heart_hanso
Jun 12th, 2008
09:59:12 PM
Damn, this script is way more Indie-Indy than Kepp's concoction! Spielberg and Lucas should have de-evolved their style a little more to the mid-80s. I'll have to watch the movie a few more times and see how I like it then.
Indy 4 was done filming long before the strike
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
10:06:32 PM
They were well into post production in Jan.
'youre my fortune and glory kid'
by misnomer
Jun 12th, 2008
10:23:17 PM
what a script. yes- its a little ropey in places, but this is handled far better than what ended up on film. still- im beginning to think that Lucas idea of alien astronauts was a really bad one-even Darabont kind of struggles.
Xiphos!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jun 12th, 2008
10:53:44 PM
Howdy, sir! Oh, it's definitely him. Head over to the BSG thread and take a look at how he practically jumped down my throat. He seems a wee bit touchy...
I was banned because I liked Indy IV
by Batman_Cape
Jun 12th, 2008
11:28:06 PM
And people here didn't.
please email me script
by mavsman15
Jun 12th, 2008
11:34:01 PM
mavsman15@yahoo.com
Darabont gets in right
by kolchak
Jun 13th, 2008
12:05:10 AM
in the sense that he keeps those quiet moments in. Moments where the characters seem real. Koepp lost all of those.
it's not better - having read the whole thing
by Mutt
Jun 13th, 2008
12:12:37 AM
Having read the whole thing, and having enjoyed the movie, I have to say that I'm glad they passed on this script. Either Darabont's or Koepp's script could have been revised and made into a better movie than the one we got, but Darabont's as is is not really better.

He has Indiana get drunk and steal(!) the idol (from Raiders) in a parody/callback of the scene from Raiders. He has Indy not scared of snakes and then get eaten alive(!) by a giant one. He doesn't have Indy's son in it, so Indy himself gets to swing on vines (twice) and have a monkey poop on his chest (really). He has Indy and Marion recreate almost word for word far too many of their lines from Raiders. He doesn't have Spalko and instead has an almost excessive number of bad guys that seem more or less interchangeable.

He has the rocket sled sequence, he has the fridge sequence, and he has the waterfall sequence (only instead of surviving three waterfalls in a vehicle designed to be a boat they survive four waterfalls in a truck.) He has the UFO ending. He has red ants (but they're giant!) and a tree that catches the vehicle as it drives off the cliff and then springs back to wipeout pursuing bad guys. In fact he has so much that made it into the movie I feel like he should get a screen credit (and thus residual payments). Of course Jeb Stuart's draft has several of these things too (the ants, the fridge, the rocket sled) so who knows.

To be fair I did like the way he wrote Marion, the Crystal Skull itself (a visual indication of what happens when you look into its eyes), the Sallah cameo and the first (but not the second - why must both Henry Joneses get drunk?) scene with Indy's father... but Sean Connery retired so that would have had to be re-written even if they had gone with this script.

Damn, I wish the Lost talkback was still around
by Batman_Cape
Jun 13th, 2008
01:44:48 AM
cause you douches need to be back in it.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
by grandadmiralsnackbar
Jun 13th, 2008
01:58:10 AM
This is an amazing script. The Two Beards and Captain Midlife could have gone with this, but the Hack Koepp gets his Scientology or Leftist privledges in Fucking up the script. Darabont's work here is gold, All the peripheral charecters having names of Warner Bros. Cartoon production staff and solid dialogue. Fuck Lucas, Fuck Ford and it hurts to say this, Fuck Spielberg.
George was right to nuke this...
by Crawing
Jun 13th, 2008
02:16:16 AM
First half is okay, Marion is realised much better, but the rest? Giant ants, snakes, and birds? Sounds like Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. NOT INDY, PERIOD. Indy gets drunk and breaks into a museum? Sallah and Henry Jones, Snr shoehorned into toe-curling cameos? Indy jumping from plane to plane in an action sequence that would have embarrassed the series? No,IMO I prefer the script that was shot overall, although I do wish they went darker in tone and either dropped or enhanced Marion's part. Overall though, I loved KOTCS (better than Last Crusude) and am actually relieved after reading the so-called-amazing Darabount script that George vetoed it - it's NOT Indy.
My overview.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 13th, 2008
03:23:23 AM
Okay, I've read it. Actually I sat down and began writing a scene-by-scene dissection but when I got to about 7 pages I realised that it was a pretty stupid thing to do. So I'll just summarise my thoughts. The over-riding impression from reading it is that it's a much 'smaller' film. Although the plot basics are the same the story as presented here is way less complicated and much more personal. There's several things that are glaringly obvious. One is that Darabont took this writing gig very seriously and that he was in love with the idea of getting Indy and Marion back together. Sadly, the other obvious thing is that he was clearly working from a Lucas-mandated laundry list of "You must have this, this, this and this in the script." So as great as so much of this script is there's still quite a few of those moments of utter stupidity from the finished film, like the multiple waterfalls and the Tarzan scene (although that moment is much less lame in the script.) The biggest shock is that there's no Mutt Williams. At all! He must have been added once Spielberg got a hard-on for LeBeouf. As much as I genuinely like Shia LeBeouf I wish Marion could have had more to do in the finished film, rather than just flash that awesome grin and mime green screen driving. But make no mistake, Darabont's version is an 'Indy and Marion' film. And as such it largely succeeds brilliantly. The other most notable omission is Irina Spalko. Which is a bit of a shame as the existing villain in the script is pretty lame. But then so was the main bad guy in LAST CRUSADE. As I suspected, there's a much stronger thread of Indy being branded a traitor by the government. And the main reason he goes on his adventure is that he has to flee the country. It's not a page and-a-half of tearful exposition from Mutt that sets him off, but fear for his freedom. And if Connery had turned up for his cameo as written it would have been one of the most emotional moments in the series. In comparison to the pages and pages of clunky exposition the crystal skull is given in the finished film here it remains a mystery until right near the end, as with any good cinematic macguffin. But, of course, George 'Midichlorians' Lucas could never let anything go without explaining it away until our brains bled. And although there's no Ark of the Covenant cameo there's an extended scene with the Idol from RAIDERS early on that had me grinning like a fool as I read it, and is probably my overall favourite scene in the script. Although how he got the idol back from Belloq isn't explained. So the first 70 pages are absolutely amazing. It sags a bit in the middle, which is kind of understandable in a 140-page screenplay. Its all 'trecking through the jungle' stuff that contains the only truly terrible sequence in the script; Indy gets eaten whole by a giant snake, then cuts his way out of it. If it was written as scary it may have been less retarded, but it's played for laughs and you can't help but imagine it looking ridiculous on-screen. The ending is still pretty much gibberish, but here Indy actually participates in it, rather than standing around slack-jawed as $20 million worth of effects goes on around him. Lucas just didn't trust this darker, simpler version of the film. So he took out all the serious stuff and piled it full of useless crap. And best of all... there's no fucking gophers!
Batman-Cape
by Lost Jarv
Jun 13th, 2008
04:39:24 AM
No, you were banned for being a waste of the time your father spent masturbating into a plastic cup.

Totally different.

Xiphos has the best review of Indy 4
by Lost Jarv
Jun 13th, 2008
05:59:10 AM
not bad enough to hate, not good enough to defend. Just there.

Which is fucking criminal considering it's an Indy film. Lucas should fist himself.

http://weneedahobby.com
by jciswhatis
Jun 13th, 2008
06:42:32 AM
looks like they did a blurb about it too.. this thing is nuts
Lost Jarv
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 13th, 2008
07:09:59 AM
I don't recall seeing Xiphos' review, but that's a dead on description of the movie, sadly. And one more thing for those people who think "nuking the fridge" was a sequence that should be blindly accepted, please consider that it wouldn't be such a damn debate here and everywhere else in the geek internet-verse if the sequence weren't outlandish.

Now, someone send me free passes to Hulk and Panda.

It's a sad state of affairs,
by Lost Jarv
Jun 13th, 2008
07:29:56 AM
but really- I can't get worked up enough to condemn it- the things people are in a bunch over have annoyed me but haven't sent me into a frothing rage, and at the same time I can't honestly think of anything I liked enough about it to defend- I'm forgetting more and more of it by the minute- I can barely remember anything now.

Terrible show Beards, terrible. The worst thing is Diggers was right- it was a complete let down. Not Phantom Menarse bad, but still.

At least I'm right about Alien v Aliens. I can console myself with that.

No better than Koepp
by The French-Dude
Jun 13th, 2008
07:34:47 AM
I disliked a lot of things in this "Halleluva of a script". What about all those drunk parts ? Depressing characters, fuckin' "Welcome to Earth" ??!!! Indy being eaten by giant snake ? Drunk Indy breaking in a museum ? Seriously people ! And all the ending, from the moment they arrive to the "City of Gods", all of this is crap. I love the way they did Crystal Skull, even with those minor flaws everyone seems to be bitchin' about. And now that I read this script, I love Crystal Skull even more ! PS: It's amazing how some people just hate just for the love of hating. To acknoledge that this script is 100 % better than Crystal Skull, and that this is the Indiana Jones they wanted to see... this is just hypocrisy.
nazi survivors
by HappyTrails
Jun 13th, 2008
10:05:09 AM
i heard or read that darabonts script had nazis as the baddies and indy had a young daughter?
Question for Drew
by mjbok1
Jun 13th, 2008
10:06:58 AM
This is not meant as a slam, but I can't understand how you (especially as a writer) can condone putting this up and legitimizing it. Much like the hubaloo over the first Hulk film and it being downloaded, this is copyrighted material. I know Darabont was/is proud of this, but I believe that even though he wrote it, it is probably owned by Lucasfilm/Paramount. Putting up a article to discuss it is one thing, but it also makes it seem like this is okay to you. I'm pretty sure you've gotten upset when some of your scripts were posted online in the past. Just curious how this is justified. For the record I respect the success that you've achieved as a writer, but I just figured that as a writer you would have more respect for the idea of copyright.
Jus finished reading this script.
by Rando Calrisian
Jun 13th, 2008
10:36:49 AM
There is a lot that I like about this script, but I agree there are a few too many moments winking at the past films.

There are two main things that are superior about Darabont's script. Marion feels more like Marion. She is not just a damsel in distress here. She is on her own adventure. The dialog between Indy and Morion drives this script. They feel like the couple we know.

Indy is more of a participent in the finale. Having him face the ultimate knowledge, and choosing his love for Marion was pretty cool. Having him shatter the skull would have been a great scene, and the whole reveal of the aliens, and the interaction between the aliens and the team is handled much better. I really liked the idea of everyone seeing something different.

However, in this script, Indy not inly survives one actual nuclear blast, but another huge blast of cosmic proportions at the end of the film. Two mushroom clouds are two too many.

It was an interesting read to see what was different, and what was the same. I think as written, this script would have been a slight improvement, but it still faces the problem of having too many bad guys. Spalko was a good addition by Koepp. I thought the THIN MAN at the beginning was great, but he meets his demise too early to be comparible to Toht.

All in all, I am still happy to have seen Indy back on the big screen. I saw it twice, and I enjoyed it much more the second time realizing it ain't as perfect as I hoped. It was still entertaining. But then so is Lego Indiana Jones.
Why?
by AllieJamison
Jun 13th, 2008
11:28:27 AM
Not every scene or idea in Darabont's draft works for me. But it's most strikingly the way Indy himself is portrayed and allowed to develope a much more compelling and in a way ...meaningful arc that makes this script seem so much better than what Crystal Skull is presumably based on. At certain points Crystal Skull just feels like a watered down version of Darabont's story. And funnily, some of the stuff I didn't like in Crystal Skull (most importantly: the damn wedding or the climax among all the skulls, but also the way Indy's prosecuted by the government and comes to a crucial point in life) worked much much much better in City Of The Gods. In the end, I don't even understand why little moments, like Indy's moment of exhaustion after the bi-plane fight weren't included in any way in Crystal Skull...
"Welcome to Earth!" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
by Tacom
Jun 13th, 2008
01:54:56 PM
Darabont lost all sympathy from me when I read that. Stealing a Will Smith line from INDEPENDENCE DAY?! Indy not being afraid of snakes anymore? Bullshit. Giving up the knowing the secrets of the universe because all he wanted was Marion? Anybody who complains about the actual ending being corny and liking the Darabont ending should be punched in the face. Quit crying Darabont and get back to making as great a movie as SHAWSHANK again.
Indy4Script
by toyco69
Jun 13th, 2008
02:45:54 PM
Can anyone send me a copy of the Daranbont script for Indy 4? Thanx tomvfma@hotmail.com
Come on people...
by letstryhbo
Jun 13th, 2008
02:46:13 PM
I'm glad to see that a lot of readers thought that the Darabont script was not much better than the Koepp one. One of the most annoying thing in the Crystal Skull movie was the constant nods to earlier films in the series. It's even worse with City of the Gods! It's more like a fan film than anything else. "Adventure still has a name", come on!
Gophers Of The Lost Ark
by milkshake_man
Jun 13th, 2008
02:48:25 PM
Hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VZqPozS8YpU
OK, why not!
by letstryhbo
Jun 13th, 2008
02:49:13 PM
Bad Guy: Who are you? Indy: I'm the man with hat, and I'm back. And this time I'm bringing my son!
Another one...
by letstryhbo
Jun 13th, 2008
02:52:22 PM
Bad Guy: Who are you? Indy: I'm the old hero created by the men who brought you Jaws and Star Wars.
Let's keep this thing going...
by letstryhbo
Jun 13th, 2008
02:55:50 PM
Bad Guy: Who are you? Indy: I'm the return of the great adventure!
I'm on a roll...
by letstryhbo
Jun 13th, 2008
02:57:59 PM
Marion: Where are you going? this is dangerous! Indy: Have the adventure of your life keeping up with me.
This is fun...
by letstryhbo
Jun 13th, 2008
03:00:43 PM
Double-cross agent: Throw me the crystal skull, I'll throw you the whip.
I agree with Hooded Justice and Spud McSpud
by strosmer
Jun 13th, 2008
05:05:51 PM
that KOTCS (and I've posted on this idea before myself) is essentially a big joke, a sort of flip of the finger (from Lucas anyway) to the fanboys, or anyone who nitpicks Indy and Star Wars films. After all, the intention behind these movies is to pay homage to what Lucas loved growing up and to spark the imagination of others. Though the stories are not simple-minded, I'm sure Lucas thinks it's kind of silly when fans take these films so to heart that they feel they either own it themselves, or worse, simply refuse to let go of their childhoods, which only succeeds in missing a big point of his stories – find something great in yourself and take on a sense of self-responsibility, namely, grow up.

With that in mind, this whole idea of Indy 4 being a joke doesn’t seem that far off the mark. Personally, I was expecting KOTCS to be more in line with the previous films, but as soon as I saw the Paramount logo dissolve into a gopher hill, a big smile came across my face. Plainly this was not going to be anything like the previous films. In fact, the very phrase, "Fuck you, fanboys," popped into my head. Lucas warned of this some time ago in an article (I don't know where it appeared, my friend told me about it). He said that Indy 4 was going to be like TPM. He was letting the fans know up front that this would not be what they expected, that in fact, they might very well be disappointed.

It makes sense as you watch KOTCS unfold. So much of it was out of the norm for Indy (e.g. him running through a mock suburban neighborhood was just plain abstract), it was just laughable through and through. Had the movie been done in the early '90's, we may have seen something more in line with the first three films (though I believe the macguffin, or at least the alien angle, still would have been the same from what I gather). But things as they are, and the principles, as old as they are, taking a more lax attitude toward the project, we’ve got an Indy that could not possibly have been taken seriously from the start. The idea of a 60+ Indy in action must have been a bit of a joke in Lucas’s mind for some years now, and so why not let it be just that, and get a little comeuppance against all the pissy fanboys who fail to see the true intentions behind his work (side note: is it just me, or is Anakin Skywalker in AOTC a perfect reflection of those very fanboys?).

I enjoyed KOTCS if for nothing more than the thought that indeed Lucas and Spielberg had pulled a fast one on the fanboy crowd, while at the same time delivering a summer movie that would certainly please casual moviegoers and make a ton of cash for their production companies. Personally, I was hoping for something else. KOTCS certainly was not what an Indy movie should be, IMO, but yeah, what could I really expect? Why be angry at the Beards? They’re trying to keep up production companies that are not cheap, and this was easy money, no doubt. If you feel they’ve treaded on something sacred, I’d check that egocentric sense of nostalgia and say, in the immortal words of Gold Leader, “Loosen up!” Sit back and have a big jolly gut laugh at what happened and understand we’ll never have the likes of Raiders again. Or perhaps it’s just time for the next great filmmakers to step up and deliver.

There, my treatise on KOTCS for what it’s worth, and my will imposed upon ye of too much faith (in Indy and Star Wars at any rate).

Ah, shit
by strosmer
Jun 13th, 2008
05:07:06 PM
everybody's gone. Typical.
strosmer, it's an interesting argument
by finky089
Jun 13th, 2008
08:24:30 PM
And I see the conenctions you mention, but nobody spends $185MM to pull a fast one on fickle fanboys.

That said, I do recall the Lucas quote about people being disappointed just they way they were with TPM, but I think the context of that quote was truly in relation to "you can't please everyone" and that those Indyfans who had been clamoring for another Indyfan would hate it the same way so many SW fans clamoring for the prequels hated them.

Now, maybe Lucas knew that no matter what, this film woul dmake good bank domestically and overseas and that itself made it a cash cow worth producing. And Lucas and crew knew that he could essentially do it all "his way" and still get away with a buncdle of cash, Thus he can put all the gopher shots and stumbling from nuked fridges, and Shia-loving monkeys he wanted in there and not really have to give a shit about whining "fans" because he and his crew would still laugh all the way to the bank.

Maybe that supports the "fuck you, fanboys" argument, i dunno...but it was very much a "Diet Indy" Indiana Jones movie.

Indy 4 was GREAT ENOUGH!
by Proman1984
Jun 13th, 2008
08:44:40 PM
Franks shouldn't have leaked this. Not now.
Strosmer, you're absolutely right...
by Hooded Justice
Jun 13th, 2008
09:42:56 PM
In making Indy 4, Lucas is giving the finger to all the complaining fanboys. It's the only explanation for the events n the movie. No filmmaker could seriously make this movie unless they intended it as a spoof. It is completely in line with those spoof movies like HOT SHOTS PART DEUX, POLICE ACADEMY, NAKED GUN etc etc. The whole thing is a prank . And Lucas was able to spend $185 million because he knew he couldn't lose. It is well established that fanboys may moan - but they'll pay to see anything Lucas makes, no matter how bad. AND THEY'LL PAY TO SEE IT AGAIN. For the moment, fanboys don't seem to be aware that they've been had. They're taking the movie seriously - too seriously. But in time, they will see it for the gigantic practical joke that it is.
No it wasn't... It was OK enough.
by screenweekender
Jun 14th, 2008
06:47:15 AM
"Indy 4 was GREAT ENOUGH! by Proman1984" But it wasn't great. Great wouldn't have had the flying fridge, the vine swinging or the amazing bendy tree. And the Mcguffin would have been a Mayan RELIGIOUS ARTEFACT with psycic power; The aliens didn't need to be there. And Karen Allen and John Hurt would have been used better. Some of it was Pure Indy Brilliance- I loved the folding stone staircase thing. It was fun and it was OK. It just should have been great- it's not like they haven't had time to get the script right...
Damn, Sorry for the wall of text
by screenweekender
Jun 14th, 2008
06:48:28 AM
I still haven't got the hang of punctuating on talkbacks
Finky089 and Hooded
by strosmer
Jun 14th, 2008
01:49:23 PM
Finky- I like the term "Diet Indy." That's seems a suiting description. Regarding my argument, I may have painted Lucas out somewhat to be a bitter prick, but really I wanted to give the haters something more to think about. I tend to think of myself as something of a fanboy foil, or at least a hater foil. I truly admire Lucas as an artist and have defended him many times in my posts. I even proudly claim to love AOTC, which I still claim has some of the best action I’ve seen in recent years, but that’s for another post. I can't say I like all the choices Lucas makes in his films, but I do understand where he comes from as an artist and fully respect that his decisions are his own, and those decisions are deliberate and not arbitrary in any way. I feel his work is largely misunderstood if for no other reason than he was, and still is, a maverick in the industry, not at all washed up. One day I'll have to post my essay on the prequels and perhaps shut up the haters once and for all. But I digress. Lucas is only human, and I could see where he'd have some genuine bitterness toward the haters who rail against him, namely haters who miss the point of what he tries to say in his work. He really had his heart in the prequels, he was keen on telling more of that story, but I don't know as he was as keen on doing anything more with Indy, though he did have more ideas for him. I think in a fourth film he found an opportunity to give something to the fans while at the same time an oppotunity to really let loose, indulge in some whimsy (I fucking love the nuked fridge!), and hell, make a ton of dough. I don't blame filmmakers for “needing the money,” that's the real world, that’s just business, and doesn’t necessariliy reflect upon the integrity of an artist. Andy Warhol had a business too people. And Spielberg needed the dough too to help out Dreamworks. They agreed on an Indy film that they felt would please fans. The hate comes from those who stake too much claim in the movies and hold them as sacred. They don’t understand that fans are those who enjoy the movies for what they’re worth. With that in mind, if Lucas is just having some fun with his own ideas, then shit, why not put a little flip of the finger in there to the people who are clearly taking these odes to the serial far too seriously. I could be wrong, it really doesn't matter, I'm having fun with the post myself, but in my analysis, I wouldn't put it past him. If it's true, that only puts a broader smile on my face, and helps me appreciate KOTCS all the more.

Hooded- when I read your first post, it immediately struck a cord, for as I said, I previously posted on the “fuck you, fanboys” premise myself, which is in line with your idea of it all being a big joke. I guess my argument falls somewhere inbetween what you and Finky089 have to say.

When I first saw KOTCS, the flip of the finger idea was in the back of my head the entire time, which as a fanboy foil actually helped me to enjoy the film. I was indeed laughing through it all. I left the theater feeling I'd seen one of the strangest movies I'd ever seen. Not a bad movie per se, just strange. It certainly wasn't what I expected. I had it in mind that KOTCS was going to tie back into Raiders, that Lucas was (as he did in TPM) going to push the idea that there is a scientific explanation for everything and the holy artifacts from the previous films, or at least the ark, were put here by aliens. The ark was an alien transmitter, and all the mystical happenings could be explained as some otherworldly manisfestation. That's more of what I was hoping for, but once I saw the gopher hill, I pretty much had to toss all expectation out the window. It was, however, still biting at me that it wasn't the Indy film I was hoping for and I saw KOTCS again the following night putting all pretense asiede, and watched it with a far more relaxed frame-of-mind. I got the vibe of the crowd and was able to enjoy a very fun movie, just as any casual moviegoer would. There was no intention on GL and SS’s part to deliver anything more than a fun-filled summer action movie. It could not have been anything on par with the previous films for they are simply older and have a different frame-of-mind themselves these days.

I do think Lucas hates the hater fanboys. Does he beat himself up for creating the monsters? I doubt it. After all, if they truly understood what his work is about, they'd find it in themselves to stop whining (as Luke does in ANH), take on that sense of self-responsibility (as Luke does in ROTJ) and become something truly great themselves. Or as I like to put it, there's no excuse for being bitter, only every reason to be better. Corny to be sure, but as I also like to say, the truth is often corny (or the last thing you want to hear).

Strosmer...
by Hooded Justice
Jun 14th, 2008
07:57:51 PM
You'll put an end to fanboy hatred of the Star Wars prequels once and for all.....?

I don't think so!

It's true that an intelligent person can convincingly argue that black is indeed white, but with all respect to your powers of persuasion, I don't think you'll have many converts on this issue! Because no matter how cleverly you explain and defend the prequels you can't get around the fact that they're just terrible movies. But as you say, that's a discussion for another day!

Now I've read the Darabont draft (for draft it is) for Indy 4. Although it has its share of problems and moments of silliness, it is STILL unquestionably better than the version that made it to the screen. Here's why:

1. It's entertaining. It's fun. I was far more intrigued and entertained whilst READING THE SCRIPT than I was in my entire time WATCHING the Crystal Skull movie - which bored and irritated me in equal measure. And that by itself is completely damning

2. No matter how weak or silly individual moments were, no matter how questionable the overall premise may be, at least the Darabont draft had a consistent theme and structure. It had a beginning, a middle and an end. And everything logically led to the ending. In that way it fulfilled the basic requirements of a story. By contrast, the Crystal skull movie was a confusing mess - a hodge-podge of unrelated, half-baked scenes that clearly made no sense EVEN TO THE FILMMAKERS. But at least the story made sense in the Darabont draft because every plot element was linked together and given the necessary time to develop. This is basic story-telling we're talking about; it was absent in the Crystal Skull movie.

3.In Darabont's script, Indiana Jones IS Indiana Jones. Marion Ravenwood IS Marion Ravenwood. Moments of silliness aside, their characters have been kept reasonably consistent with regard to how they were established in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. AND that great chemistry they had in ROTLA is front and centre in Darabont's draft. It's the right choice and it gives the story some much-needed emotional heft. Compare this to the weak, watered-down Indy and the non-existant Marion in Crystal Skull. An utter disgrace and a missed opportunity - especially in the case of Marion. She's NOT Marion at all. She's Karen Allen who has bizarrely walked onto the set and is just hanging out. The marriage at the end of City Of The Gods MAKES PERFECT SENSE and fits in - as opposed to how it was handled in Crystal Skull, where it was tacked-on and absurd.

4. Finally, you can feel a real affection for and understanding of the Indy saga in Darabont's script - which is a far cry from Crystal Skull which feels like Lucas is deliberately trying to destroy the franchise.

Hooded
by strosmer
Jun 15th, 2008
06:13:13 PM
I was stroking my ego in that last post to be sure, but damned if don't find these talkbacks a good venue to amuse myself. I have no problem with putting the challenge out there even it is a futile effort. I haven't read the Darabont script, so I can't comment on it. Certainly seems to be a mixed reaction to it, but you've made some very valid points. If anything is apparent, it's that Lucas didn't have his heart in this project, but I'm not resentful of the fact. Every artist struggles with keeping at the top of their game. Some succeed, most don't. Hopefully someone out there has it in them to bring us the next great thing in movies. I appreciate the intelligent and cordial conversation.

Cheers!

Ah, one thing for posterity's sake
by strosmer
Jun 15th, 2008
06:21:52 PM
I did backpedal a bit. I stated in the earlier post that Lucas is not at all washed up and then implied he's no longer at the top of his game. I would have to admit that Lucas is no longer at the top of his game. I still admire his legacy, his contribution to film, and would still argue he had his heart in the prequels, but not Indy 4.
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