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I've fallen behind... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 10:40:22 AM
On my Rogen projects. For shame.
Holy fuckballs by Cpt. Arnoldo	Jun 11th, 2008 10:40:56 AM
I'm fucking there. Can't get enough Rogen!
seriously? by charlesgrodinsux	Jun 11th, 2008 10:41:03 AM
that's crazy
I want Guillermo's Apocalyptic movie instead. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Jun 11th, 2008 10:41:06 AM

Never thought I'd say this... by PotSmokinAlien	Jun 11th, 2008 10:42:00 AM
but is the Ap Pack just completely taking over all of movie comedy? Variety is the spice of life, Hollywood... that's why there are more than 1 channel on TV. I'm not sick of them yet, though.
top five again by XxSoulFlyxX	Jun 11th, 2008 10:42:14 AM
yes
sorry, top ten by XxSoulFlyxX	Jun 11th, 2008 10:42:32 AM

You want to know why Adam Sandler movies by Series7	Jun 11th, 2008 10:43:36 AM
Make so much money? One movie a year.
Bill and Ted want their script back... by EriamJH	Jun 11th, 2008 10:48:43 AM
... ya goat-eyed bastards!
XxSoulFlyxX... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 10:50:25 AM
You're reveling in a post that features within the first ten messages? Holy shit son, get outside and live your life. PotSmokinAlien - I think that's why I fell behind on my Rogen projects, Apatow and his gang are banging out way too many movies for me to keep up with them. I wish they'd just stuck with Freaks & Geeks.
Yeah, a little bit worried by password.swordfish	Jun 11th, 2008 10:50:36 AM
That they'll hound themselves out of the business with over-exposure (which I don't want, cause I dig the route they take with their comedies). Although I don't know if Sandler is a good example. Make money? Yes. Funny in any way? Not so much in the past decade.
Just because Rogen, Goldberg and Baruchel by myspoonistoobig	Jun 11th, 2008 10:53:48 AM
are on this project doesn't mean it's an apatow project. just fyi. i mean, it looks like it but it isn't.
Seth Rogan needs to take some time off by Turd Furgeson	Jun 11th, 2008 10:54:06 AM
I'm getting real tired of his schtick... I don't want to see a one trick pony come out with a movie every 6 months... Dude, take a vacation, buy a treadmill, do something else for awhile.
Whew! by skimn	Jun 11th, 2008 10:56:23 AM
Thought it was about Jay Leno and Seth Green....hey, wait a minute...
Apatow may or may not be involved... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 10:57:06 AM
But we're just saying that Rogen et al are his cronies who choose to produce way too many projects. By the way, I bet you all can't wait for the untitled Judd Apatow/Adam Sandler project that's coming your way in 2009! By the way, I'm totally serious, check out IMDB if you don't believe me.
read the fine print by ArcadianDS	Jun 11th, 2008 11:06:55 AM
where it says, "oh and its also almost entirely based on the Harold & Kumar movies."
A huge, steaming pile of turds to star in my toilet bowl by jimmy rabbitte	Jun 11th, 2008 11:07:39 AM
Judd Apatow's next film will feature penises. Lots and lots of penises. Because he is obsessed. With penises.
these guys are funny but by newc0253	Jun 11th, 2008 11:08:02 AM
it seems like they only have to fart and someone somewhere will turn it into a movie pitch...
only thing better by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet	Jun 11th, 2008 11:08:54 AM
than end of the world drama is end of the world comedy.
http://tinyurl.com/ytpa5c by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY	Jun 11th, 2008 11:14:19 AM
Looks like the result of two friends pissing around with a video camera one free afternoon, I.E. CRAFTLESS AND FUNNY ONLY TO THOSE INVOLVED. This is not an entertainment.
Didn’t Jay and Silent Bob already cover this topic.. by Engelhast	Jun 11th, 2008 11:19:42 AM
in Dogma? This movie might turn out to be funny but is far from original.
Seth... by Engelhast	Jun 11th, 2008 11:27:40 AM
needs to do a serious supporting role in an action flick or something like that to avoid bedoming a parody of himself IMHO.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by EskNerd	Jun 11th, 2008 11:39:38 AM
You hate Seth Rogen enough to wish death upon him? Wow. Did he strap you to a chair, clip open your eyes, and force you to watch his entire oeuvre, or what? Why all the hate?
yeah because everyone knows seth rogen loves speedballs by birdy birdman	Jun 11th, 2008 11:46:47 AM
and not just pot ... seriously, this guy is "everything wrong with film today?" what the fuck are you even talking about
Hopefully he doesn't burn himself out like Ben Stiller did. by JKrow21	Jun 11th, 2008 11:47:56 AM
Although that could give us another Tropical Thunder afterwards.
by EriamJH	Jun 11th, 2008 11:55:57 AM

Again I ask... by EriamJH	Jun 11th, 2008 11:56:39 AM
... they settled the writers' strike for THIS???
DEAR DADDY... by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:02:27 PM
Do we Dickbloods have penises? You must have one, unless you just shit me out of your anus. LOL. I love you Daddy.
TO MY DADDY DICKBLOOD by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:06:11 PM
Yes it's me silly!!!
LordPorkington by Series7	Jun 11th, 2008 12:23:42 PM
Dude Zohan was a Sandler/Apatow project as well.
octagonproplex... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 12:24:48 PM
You nominated yourself as one of the people who should have won the Lalo Schifrin cd over on the Sudden Impact talkback, yet you accuse DannyGlovers_Dickblood of being, and I quote, 'a sad, pathetic, little man', just because he wishes death on those who deserve it? Wow, that's hypocrisy for you folks.
Jay and Seth... by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:25:40 PM
What's with the Apatow gang always going by their real names? Oh that's right they don't create real characters. They're always the same person, in every movie. LOL. I love you Daddy!!
And DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 12:25:58 PM
You told me you were wearing protection you heartless bastard...
Undeclared by SenatorJeffersonSmith	Jun 11th, 2008 12:35:38 PM
I'm glad to see Jay Baruchel getting more of a starring role. I always thought he was hilarious in supporting roles and as the main character on Undeclared.
Obama... by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:42:53 PM
There is only one other African American man's penis that I would want to drip from... and that's Obama's.
Where were all the Apatow superfans... by Jack Shepherd	Jun 11th, 2008 12:46:04 PM
...when Freaks and Geeks was dying a painful death on NBC? Fuckers.
John McCain is not FIREPROOF by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:47:44 PM
If a candidate isn't fireproof, they really have no reason to be running. John McCain is not fireproof. So I rest my case. Obama is pretty much an African American Superman, so he should win by default.
Seth and Jay vs Super Obama by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:52:36 PM
Obama wins by default, because he is hip, whereas John McCain just broke his. LOL. I love you Daddy!
ANOTHER AMERICAN HERO... by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 12:53:26 PM
G.I. Joe.
DAMN!!!!!!!! by jimmy rabbitte	Jun 11th, 2008 12:56:08 PM
...this board is just dripping with Dickbloods.
Does Dickblood coagulate? by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 01:18:02 PM
`Cause yeah we should all be coagulated by now.
Funniest scene ever by Series7	Jun 11th, 2008 01:23:40 PM
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: I did sir. He's my uncle. Dark Helmet: Who is he? SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: He's a dickblood sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: That is his name sir. DICKBLOOD, Major DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD! Dark Helmet: And his uncle? SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class DANNYGLOVERS_RICH_GAY_UNCLES_D IC KBLOOD! Dark Helmet: How much DICKBLOOD do we have on this talkback, anyway? [Entire TB crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire TB Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by DICKBLOOD! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, DICKBLOODS!
Wow by Snarky2	Jun 11th, 2008 01:40:34 PM
Is there anyone over 12 is this TB today? This place is really getting sad. {shakes head}
Is there anyone over 12 is this TB today? by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 01:46:49 PM
Come again?
This article fails to mention... by Elemeno Pee	Jun 11th, 2008 01:56:20 PM
That the movie is being made because of this short: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ehNFPShWTsg
Damnit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ehNFPShWTsg by Elemeno Pee	Jun 11th, 2008 01:58:43 PM
REMOVE THE SPACE. "You'll be in a cold, stiff embrace staring at her dead lifeless eyes!" This could be funny.
THIS JUST IN... by jimmy rabbitte	Jun 11th, 2008 02:06:27 PM
...There is no blood left in Danny Glover's dick... ...it has apparently been completely siphoned onto the boards at AICN... ...more info later as this stunning story continues to develop.
Man I hate it when by Series7	Jun 11th, 2008 02:16:21 PM
People complain about TB'ers being either 12 years old, are not using the proper english grammar. Who really gives a shit? Its like that Louie CK bit about people made about gays.
LordPorkington by XxSoulFlyxX	Jun 11th, 2008 02:16:53 PM
Don't worry about it, son. Get out of your basement and sniff some toxins yourself.
Freaks and Geeks: The Reunion Movie by PotSmokinAlien	Jun 11th, 2008 02:53:22 PM
I was joking about that with a friend of mine the other day and then we realized it would actually be amazing. The scenario we came up with was: Lindsay has moved back home because her husband died. Ken inherited his dad's gas station and has given Daniel a job there. Daniel got out of prison a few months back. Nick and Kim Kelly got married and have 2 kids. And that was our pathetic fan fiction-lite for the freaks. We didn't get around to the geeks. Too stoned.
Being 12 years old... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 02:54:46 PM
Means that I have to stay in my basement until my homework is done, otherwise mother gets mad at me. But at least I get to watch my pubes growing in. I have 5 in all now!
octagonproplex, part 2... by LordPorkington	Jun 11th, 2008 02:56:54 PM
I think going through puberty has made me evil, but I'm man enough (I have pubes as proof of this) to apologise to you and any other adults (or 12 year olds) I may have upset in this Talkback. There, now I can enjoy my popsicle like a good boy.
FUCK SETH ROGEN by FUCK SETH ROGEN DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 03:04:26 PM
he seems like an arrogant bastard with no talent! DOWN WITH ROGEN!! DOWN WITH ROGEN!!
PotSmokinAlien by FUCK SETH ROGEN DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 03:05:33 PM
NOBODY WATCHED THAT SHIT SHOW FREAKS AND GEEKS BUT YOU PAL!
pubes by XxSoulFlyxX	Jun 11th, 2008 03:06:53 PM
are cool
Seth Rogen vs. Danny Glover by SONOFDANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 11th, 2008 03:42:15 PM
Which Dickblood is stronger?
DICKBLOOD > THEN MICHAEL BAY by Quin the Eskimo	Jun 11th, 2008 04:11:04 PM
the new GEORGE LUCAS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD?
jack shepherd by imascooby1985	Jun 11th, 2008 04:16:58 PM
Judd Apatow really didnt have many fans when Freaks and Geeks was getting cancelled. Or when the same was happening to Undeclared. He got big afterwards when he moved to feature films.
The best thing Judd Apatow ever did by Garbageman33	Jun 11th, 2008 04:28:59 PM
Is this email exchange where he absolutely decimates the creator of That 70s Show. Remove spaces. http://www.well.com/~doctorow/ laundry.txt
Is Anyone Else Getting Tired Of The Whole Apatow Thing? by LaserPants	Jun 11th, 2008 04:35:31 PM
I know I am. I'm also getting tired of Will Ferrel's schtick.
Won't be as cool as Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. by Knuckleduster	Jun 11th, 2008 04:49:49 PM
Nothing is.
What a load... by loafroaster	Jun 11th, 2008 05:00:42 PM
...of self-indulgent shite.
is this guillermo del toro's apocalypse flick? by Jubba	Jun 11th, 2008 05:09:55 PM
i wonder what if he made a comedy with the same dark imagery? hmm.
There's a lot of shit comedies out there by pokadoo	Jun 11th, 2008 05:15:40 PM
Usualy starring Ashton Kutcher and Dane Cook. I'm glad The Apatow guys, the "Frat Pack", Kevin Smith & Edgar Wright are making films for people just like us(The Non-Haters).
Hey there Valentine by password.swordfish	Jun 11th, 2008 05:16:31 PM
You provided me with the one good laugh on this increasingly idiotic TB. Yes, you people can be as stupid as you want, no I don't have to like it. Thanks Valentine.
These guys are getting old... by spectrebeeyatch	Jun 11th, 2008 05:21:40 PM
So every college frat guy loves Superbad and Knocked Up was a hit. So now anything they think of gets green lit wtf! This pisses me off because there are better ideas out there. Fuck this movie already.
Wow, That 70's Show creator by password.swordfish	Jun 11th, 2008 05:29:02 PM
is an enormous douche. Actually, I'm pretty sure he posts here regularly, judging from the level of insight and humour. Apatow actually went up in my books after reading that.
Seth Rogan and this guy Jonah Hill are two separate people? by Alfred_Packer	Jun 11th, 2008 06:05:56 PM
Wow, all this time I thought it was the same guy in all those movies. Thats what I get for not paying attention these days...
wait, so the Canadian comics artist by Napoleon Park	Jun 11th, 2008 07:02:53 PM
who draws Palookaville is going to play Silent Bob?
starting to get too incestuous by Rupee88	Jun 11th, 2008 09:56:53 PM
can't blame them for trying to ride it out, but slow down a bit.
If you havn't read those 70's show emails... by robzass	Jun 11th, 2008 10:26:53 PM
..scroll up, get the link and do it. Man that guy sounds like a douche.
Seth Rogen doesn't make me laugh by krushjudgement	Jun 12th, 2008 12:45:35 AM
He just doesn't do it for me at all. This whole grown slacker genre of comedy is boring. Apatow's universe is way overrated. I wonder if these movies will still be funny when the hip-factor wears off.
sounds like a script i would've started to write by cheifchirpa3000	Jun 12th, 2008 09:17:06 AM
when i was 11.
DannyGlover'sDickBlood by HANSOLOS_CARBONITEFROZENPENIS	Jun 12th, 2008 01:32:53 PM
I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet scree name wise. All i could think of was field of dreams.
by HANSOLOS_CARBONITEFROZENPENIS	Jun 12th, 2008 01:33:15 PM
LOL i ment angels in the outfield shit.
damnit by cheifchirpa3000	Jun 12th, 2008 01:50:29 PM

The Apatow/Brazil E-mails ARE real... by Brians Life	Jun 12th, 2008 02:08:38 PM
Apatow has talked about them in multiple interviews and I worked for Mark Brazil once...and yes, he is a HUMUNGEOUS douche...and a hardcore Christian who never leaves his office w/o his bible too...hmmm...doesn't SEEM very Christian of him to want some one to choke on their own blood. That said, I STILL find Rogen/Apatow/Seigel/Baruchel to be extremely funny. I mean...what are you guys basing this sudden hate on? Over-exposure?! I can understand that and it may even get to that point with me...but for right now, I'm just glad that the dudes I thought were hysterical when no one else was watching FREAKS or UNDECLARED are finally getting their due.
Pocky Rogen by Commander Rah	Jun 13th, 2008 12:48:14 AM
I can't believe all the people dissing this movie. I think this looks fuckin' hilarious! Bravo-

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