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Part Live-Action, Part Animation, All SMURFy!! Talkbackers: Let The Casting Begin!!

NUDE SUPINE AKIMBO by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 10th, 2008 09:45:51 AM
Gargamel will nail Smurfette
quick get Warwick Davis and his agent on the phone now! by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 09:47:08 AM

Scarlett Johanssen as Smurfette. by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 09:47:46 AM
Paint that bitch, I say.
Theme Park? by Budcrud	Jun 10th, 2008 09:48:08 AM
how tall do you have to be to ride the rides?
support from Peter Dinklage by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 09:48:18 AM
la la lala la la
Hey Merrick by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 10th, 2008 09:49:16 AM
what's that clip from? That's funny. Me wants the rest.
Paris hilton as smurfette by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 09:49:26 AM
she plays a whore convincingly
Michael bay should direct by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 09:51:29 AM

Colonel Saul Tigh as gargamel by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 09:51:30 AM

They should do this motion capture by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 09:52:30 AM
like GOllum, have actors play the cg smurfs
This will be difficult in live action by ShadowMaker	Jun 10th, 2008 09:54:02 AM
Imagine all the trouble with the bluescreen shots.
is it wrong to find smurfette fuckable? by Lost Jarv	Jun 10th, 2008 09:55:40 AM

John Travolta is apparently gonna play gargamoyle by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 09:56:16 AM

Im curious if Smurette has pubic hair by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 10:00:35 AM
I would find it odd if she did. Also an ass. It's odd to picture chicks taking a shit, but you know they must at some point. I dont like to imagine Scarlette Johansen taking a shit because it removes part of her sexiness. Especially thinking about her wiping her shit off her ass. But it would be more odd to see Smurfette take a shit.
Shyamalan should direct by tomdolan04	Jun 10th, 2008 10:00:51 AM
and the Gummi Bears ought to cameo in a tag team extravaganza, ala Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
John Lovitz as by Sailor Rip	Jun 10th, 2008 10:03:45 AM
Gargamel. John Lovitz taking a shit on Scarlette Johansens chest.
Smurfette sex jokes are tired by jimmy_009	Jun 10th, 2008 10:04:51 AM
I wish this was all CG. I have visions of rapping Smurfs in modern day New York for some reason when I hear it's a live action/CG mix.
They will make the Smurfs not be blue by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Jun 10th, 2008 10:16:42 AM
because stranger shit has happened to all these 80s cartoons coming these days.
Shia LaBoeuf should play ALL the Smurfs! by fiester	Jun 10th, 2008 10:16:58 AM
They all look alike anyway. Let him play all the Smurfs except Papa and Smurfette on the condition that he not make any more movies for five years.
howard stern... by doodah	Jun 10th, 2008 10:20:05 AM
should play gargamel
Tobey McGuire as Brainy Smurf by Squashua	Jun 10th, 2008 10:21:16 AM
And Danny DeVito as Grumpy Smurf.
If time rewound, those guys never learned about Smurfs. by Squashua	Jun 10th, 2008 10:25:07 AM
Travesty.
fight club with smurfs by fatmoshe	Jun 10th, 2008 10:28:25 AM
Great timing! I just finished a shot for shot remake of two scenes from fight club using hefty smurf as tyler, brainy smurf as narrator, and vanity smurf as angel face! Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9PzjUNIPrjU&feature=related
smurf porn: http://www.redtube.com/8399 by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 10:28:48 AM

I would like to officially thank Knuckleduster for.... by FlickaPoo	Jun 10th, 2008 10:29:20 AM
...putting the image of a blue Smurfette Scarlett Johansen in my head. I attribute my fetish for brightly colored scantily clad girls to watching too many Star Trek re-runs as a kid...be that as it may, now the Scarlett Johansen in my head is bright blue. Once again...thank you.
smurf fuck fest by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 10:29:55 AM

Re: Abominable Snowcone by Stickman83	Jun 10th, 2008 10:38:18 AM
The clip is from "Donnie Darko". Awesome movie. I'm surprised no one has jumped on your neck yet about not knowing it lol
smurf club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9PzjUNIPrjU&feature= by fatmoshe	Jun 10th, 2008 10:40:24 AM
sorry for the double post. i thought i'd stick the link in the title bar. enjoy
Shia will play every Smurf! by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 10th, 2008 10:42:41 AM
Except for Papa Smurf - here, Tim Robbins is the natural choice. And since there must be a black Smurf, too - Eddie Murphy. Especially since if there is a black smurf, he won't be one of the Evil Bitten Black Smurfs of the original (didn't the castrated morons from the US censor them, making them purple for the American TV version?), but a comic relief one. So Eddie it is. With Ian McKellen as Gargamel and Bill Murray as the voice of Asrael (that was the cat's name, right?)
Pondscum by just pillow talk	Jun 10th, 2008 10:43:18 AM
That would make a great short film.
John Cusack as Garagmel by Big Jim	Jun 10th, 2008 10:44:04 AM
Sean Connery as Papa Smurf
"I WANT YOU TO SMURF ALL OVER MY SMURFS!" by rotgut1	Jun 10th, 2008 10:51:28 AM
That was a good one.
Coming Up!!! by skimn	Jun 10th, 2008 10:51:34 AM
MY ASS:THE MOVIE!!! My oh my, tis the golden age of cinema...
ALSO STARRING... GEORGE W. BUSH... by rotgut1	Jun 10th, 2008 10:52:46 AM
... as Gargamel.
I second that. by rotgut1	Jun 10th, 2008 11:12:21 AM

This could be really interesting... by BendersShinyAss	Jun 10th, 2008 11:20:45 AM
.... if they make it a creepy fucking monster movie with no nice moments, but no goofy shit.
Jake Gallagher should have been superman by BendersShinyAss	Jun 10th, 2008 11:21:53 AM
It's not too late!!
Smurf Off! by teethgnasher	Jun 10th, 2008 11:22:18 AM
Some people say Frak, I say Smurf.
The Cast... by liquidExist	Jun 10th, 2008 11:29:08 AM
live action Gargamel played by... Christopher Walken, Christopher Lloyd, Jim Carrey (ala Lemony Snicketts), Steve Carrell all Smurfs done CGI voiced by: Papa Smurf: Bob Hoskins/Anthony Hopkins Smurfette: Cameron Diaz/Jessica Alba
Nice one Pondscum. by Tinfang	Jun 10th, 2008 11:32:26 AM
I bet you were the kid who would turn around and tell the other kids Punch n' Judy had those strings coming off them too. "They're not real!! They're, PUPPETS!!" Let me guess, you also wonder why the eagles just didn't drop the One Ring into Mt. Doom thus sparing Frodo all that trouble, right? I hope they aren't seriously considering live action for this though the Gollum mo-cap route might be bearable. I'm going to start lobbying for Wallace Shawn to play Gargamel. Phew, yeah, whoever suggested Scarlett Johannson as Smurfette has got their Right Thinking Cap on. Of course, Bernard Hill MUST play Papa Smurf. Hmmm, Tom Cruise as Brainy Smurf? G-nap, g-nap! O the hoot!
A real suggestion. by TheTornadoKid	Jun 10th, 2008 11:34:28 AM
Steve Buscemi as Gargamel.
Black Smurf Moan by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone	Jun 10th, 2008 11:44:06 AM
Samuel Jackson voices and sings the hit song, "Smurf-O-Lee". He could have Smurfette chained to a radiator. I can't wait to hear him say "Mothersmurfin'".
Hmm casting... by ShogunMaster	Jun 10th, 2008 11:44:26 AM
Well I think they should cast the Anti-Christ since this movie represents our pending worldly doom..
SMURF YOU MICHAEL BAY by photoboy	Jun 10th, 2008 11:57:12 AM
AND SMURF YOUR SMURFING TINO FILM
Smurfs 2: Smurfin Harder by santi01	Jun 10th, 2008 12:06:36 PM
Ahead of all y'll
So did good Gargamel....... by santi01	Jun 10th, 2008 12:08:12 PM
shit the Smurfs out?
John Lithgow as Gargamel by Bungion Boy	Jun 10th, 2008 12:17:11 PM
All he needs is the robe.
Paul Giamatti as Gargamel by Bunch-backdToad	Jun 10th, 2008 12:23:56 PM
Think about it. It's perfect.
Paul Giamatti as Gargamel by Bunch-backdToad	Jun 10th, 2008 12:23:58 PM
Think about it. It's perfect.
Paul Giamatti as Gargamel by Bunch-backdToad	Jun 10th, 2008 12:24:01 PM
Think about it. It's perfect.
RE: Remember the Origin of the Smurfs? by ingloriousjedi	Jun 10th, 2008 12:25:06 PM
No shit? Gargamel actually created the Smurfs? Thats awesome an awesome back story.. i had no idea. Hopefully then this movie could explore that story, perhaps base the movie around it. I'd like to see Gargamel as a real character, and they could flash back to these origin scenes where he was once a good wizard. (I'm sure he'd be wearing a white cloak back then) NOW LISTEN HERE. I'VE GOT THE NUMBER 1 PERFECT CHOICE FOR GARGAMEL!!!! THIS WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT CASTING: John Malkovich. Now anyone who who disagrees with that casting choice has absolutely no taste. And if they were tryuly aiming for a masterpiece they would hire Marilyn Manson to direct. I am positive that this this kind of project would be right down his ally. I am pumped for this film to be an intense suspense film, and somethign magical we have never seen before. Furthermore, if this film was done in 3D this could be the ultimate stoner film ever.
Mila Kunis as Smurfette by Moviekiller	Jun 10th, 2008 12:25:44 PM

SMURFS 2: ELECTRIC BLUEGALOO by Acne Scarface	Jun 10th, 2008 12:28:03 PM

colorforms by sweeneydave	Jun 10th, 2008 12:28:06 PM
I had smurf colorforms. They were the bomb. I'd spend hours on them. I also put them in my mouth a lot. Not sure why.
smurfin' eh! by sweeneydave	Jun 10th, 2008 12:29:15 PM
To honor this day we should all swear in smurfspeak.
That JM J Bullock as Vanity Smurf suggestion by Beezbo	Jun 10th, 2008 12:31:58 PM
made me laugh out loud. But he actually spelled his first name "JM". I'm ashamed that I know that.
eddie murphy by sweeneydave	Jun 10th, 2008 12:32:31 PM
how long until eddie murphy decides he must attach himself to this project and play every smurf in different prosthetics?
John Lithgow as Gargamel.... by pd18	Jun 10th, 2008 12:32:47 PM
How has no one suggested this yet? It's the most perfect casting since Favs bagged RDJ for Iron Man!
Apologies Bungion Boy... by pd18	Jun 10th, 2008 12:33:51 PM
I like the way you think...
as long as it stays true to Peyo's original vision by Vern	Jun 10th, 2008 12:38:49 PM
Are there Smurfs nerds who are gonna go ape shit when this doesn't turn out exactly how they always dreamed it would? Stay tuned to find out.
Pierre Culliford by emeraldboy	Jun 10th, 2008 12:40:06 PM
That bloke was a lunatic. If you think tom cruise is crazy. the circumstances regarding Pierre Culliford's disappearance are utterly bizzare. and to this day remain a mystery. He left a note behind saying that he had enough of the real world and was going to join the smurfs. Then there was the really, odd kindap thing. He vanished in into thin air and was never seen again. The guy even looked liked a smurf. Long beard, Glasses and a duffel coat.
Jack Nicholson as Gargamel by Lord John Whorfin	Jun 10th, 2008 12:42:44 PM
Why not?
I hated the smurfs, by emeraldboy	Jun 10th, 2008 12:43:42 PM
They showed them here in IReland in the 1980s. I hated smurfette. My cousin, who was passionately into animation. He is now a producer. Had smurf toys. The statues.
christian bale as papa smurf by birdy birdman	Jun 10th, 2008 12:53:23 PM
accent perfected "over years"
Gargamel will blast the smurfs from the cartoon by sweeneydave	Jun 10th, 2008 12:56:20 PM
world and they will end up in our world - specifically in Jason Lee's apartment, wreaking havoc on his love life.
The portal to the 9th level of Hell is opening... by nerosday	Jun 10th, 2008 12:59:02 PM
that is the level for betrayers and Smurfs who have died of the rampant blue clap spread the tainted whore that is Smurfette. But seriously, why in the blue fuck (pun intended) is this so? Jesus, I spent most of my early childhood hating these little motherfuckers, why are they back? La-La-La La-La-La, please shut the fuck up!
"He vanished in into thin air and was never seen again" by Big Jim	Jun 10th, 2008 12:59:59 PM
I guess no one bothered to check his home because that's where he was when he died in 1992.
Greedy Smurf gotta eat. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:00:52 PM

Sir Ben Kingsley as Gargamel by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:01:26 PM
please.
The end of the smurfs movie should be by sweeneydave	Jun 10th, 2008 01:01:28 PM
Harold and Kumar sobering up.
Grampa Smurf NOT old = Flames on Optimus Prime's beanpole by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:02:10 PM

Brainy Smurf played by Alec Baldwin. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:02:53 PM

John Lithgow also good suggestion. by ingloriousjedi	Jun 10th, 2008 01:03:15 PM
So far its between John Lithgow and John Malkovich. Someone else mentioned Steve Buscemi, which at first felt like a valid possibility, but upon further thinking he has not got the demeanor to play a wizard. I villain most definitely, but not a wizard. Out of Lithgow and Malkovich I'd prefer Malkovich simply becasue he would fit the role of a wizard better. Malkovich would play this 100 percent real. Overall though if this movie does get cast perfect with the respect it deserves. (Ala Batman Begins) The film will rely on it being a suspense. Hands down this film has to be a suspense. I'd like this to be as brutal as possible for the inescapable PG rating. And for the story to work it has to revolve around one smurf who has to become a hero. There should be a total smurf massacre and kidnapping 30 minutes into the film by Gargamel (John Malkovich, where he literally kidnaps EVERY SINGLE SMURF...except for the the soon to be hero that was left behind. I'd love to see the story one of Smurf by himself that has to singlehandedly rescue everyone of his blue friends.
Bill Murray as Azrael. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:03:35 PM

Smurfette 100 on 1 Blue-Kakke by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:04:56 PM
you know you pumped to it.
They should have a Carrot-Top Smurf played by Carrot-Top by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:06:20 PM
That always makes stuff and is 'roid'd out!
Sir Michael Caine as Cockney Smurf by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:07:12 PM

Keenan Thompson as Fat Black Smurf. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:08:26 PM

Jack White as Pasty Smurf. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:09:18 PM

The Smuphs should wear black leather. Looks better on film. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:10:00 PM

Oh yeah and change the name to SMuRPHs and make it an acronym by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:10:45 PM

Socialized Midget Underground Recon Patrol Heroes by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:12:07 PM
Frickin sweet!
And Jessica Simpson as Smurfette and I get to paint her blue. An by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:13:04 PM

And she can "blue" me too. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:13:43 PM
And her sis.
Submit Mercifully Under Red Father by Dr. Lisa Cuddy	Jun 10th, 2008 01:14:48 PM
Dita Von Teese as Smurfette
S.M.u.R.P.H.s - Will "Blue" you away this Summer! by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:16:48 PM
Suck on this, Gargamel! (grenade explodes)
Pondscum...that was hilarious. by Teh Suk	Jun 10th, 2008 01:18:07 PM

Pondscum HAHAHA!! by nerosday	Jun 10th, 2008 01:21:35 PM
I love your venom. Unleash your An-Gah! Goooood. Gooood.
Anthony Hopkins will be Papa Smurf. by Nice Marmot	Jun 10th, 2008 01:22:07 PM
Some A-List hot chick will be Smurfette. Seven Colbert as Brainy. Thomas Hayden Church as Handy. Nathan Lane as Vanity. Billy Bob Thornton as whichever one talked like a stupid hick (Hollywood will go for Larry the Cable Guy), Jesse Ventura for the tough-guy smurf. Robin Williams for Gargamell.
Now I must be flogged for using Lucas speak by nerosday	Jun 10th, 2008 01:22:32 PM

Meredith Eaton for Smurfette by Napoleon Park	Jun 10th, 2008 01:27:23 PM
She has to be Eaton because if she was fuckin' she'd break.
The Smurfs ruined Saturday Morning Cartoons by fiester	Jun 10th, 2008 01:30:20 PM
Seriously. Once the Smurfs hit it was all downhill from there on in. They were the gateway drug that led to Muppet Babies. Some would argue it was Scrappy-Do, but I believe it was the Smurfs. Not the Snorks. They were cool. They actually said things like "Snork off!"
As for casting the smufs.... by ingloriousjedi	Jun 10th, 2008 01:32:35 PM
No star should be attached to the Smurfs. They should get the ogiginal voices from the cartoons, or if they have died get voice actors that can do the voice (and when i say do the voice, I mean give a realistic performance with subtext and meaning) as close as possible to the 'tone' of the original cartoon. For the actual look of the CG Smurfs this is a hard one. They are of a different dimension to humans (or any living dwarf) therefore only the faces of the Smurfs should be based on an actor via motion capture. As they did with Andy Serkis being the face of Kong. If they attach any Hollywood stars to the Smurfs they have made a MAJOR error.
Smurfs are anti-democracy by Heckles	Jun 10th, 2008 01:34:24 PM
Weren't the Smurfs just commie propaganda?
Daniel Day Lewis as Gargamel. by Gilkuliehe	Jun 10th, 2008 01:35:20 PM
I drink it UP! Slurrrrp! Hehehe.
Larry David For Gargamel! by seabiscuits	Jun 10th, 2008 01:37:01 PM
dye his hair and he's in.
And as stupid as I think a blue hot chick is... by Gilkuliehe	Jun 10th, 2008 01:37:02 PM
Mystique was damn fine. And so was that blue jedi lady in Sith. (The one with the freaky tentacles on her head that got wacked in flower planet).
brett ratner for shitty film maker smurf by seabiscuits	Jun 10th, 2008 01:39:40 PM

the whole movie is an error by nerosday	Jun 10th, 2008 01:39:57 PM

Also, I'd like to know WHY... by Gilkuliehe	Jun 10th, 2008 01:47:55 PM
Hot cartoon characters must have hot actresses doing their voices. It's pretty stupid if you think about it. Who gives a flying fuck if Angelina Jolie voices a friggin' cartoon fish? Or whatever... I could understand it if they went the Beowulf route and CGI'd everything, but come on. Just find someone able to make a hot voice and create cartoon hot character from scratch. I can't believe someone suggested Scarlet Johanssen to voice Smurfette... I'm a guy and think she's hot, but HER VOICE? On a CARTOON? Pointless.
No! No! No! by loodabagel	Jun 10th, 2008 01:52:45 PM
You fools! The only clear casting choice here Crispin GLover as everyone! ala Tom Hanks in the Polar Express. The Smurf Movie could be a logical extension of his "What Is It" series. The man is a gifted actor! Give him the chance to prove himself! I know he can do it.
Peyo on Smurfette by David Cloverfield	Jun 10th, 2008 01:55:32 PM
"She seduces, she uses trickery rather than force to get results," said Peyo about Smurfette. "She is incapable of telling a joke without blowing the punch line. She is a blabbermouth but only makes superficial comments. She is constantly creating enormous problems for the Smurfs but always manages to blame it on someone else."The translator continued, saying: "I did my best to minimize the sexist nature of this description, but one of the participants at the meeting asked: 'Would she at least be able, when the Smurfs are in danger, to take a decision that can save them?' "When I translated this to Peyo, he looked astounded. 'Come on now, do they expect me to make her a (female) gym teacher?' I obviously did not translate this remark." French people are awesome!!!
Multiplex marquee 2010 by skimn	Jun 10th, 2008 02:00:57 PM
Theater 1 Smurfs Theater 2 H R Puffnstuff:The Musical Theater 3 The Jetsons Movie Theater 4 Thundercats Theater 5 Ouiji:The Board Game:The Movie Theater 6 DDD:Disney's Darkwing Duck ...me outside theater...convulsing on the concrete in the fetal position...
Coupon: The movie! by loodabagel	Jun 10th, 2008 02:09:03 PM
That was a good episode of Mr. Show.
This is a job for Tim Burton! by Yeti	Jun 10th, 2008 02:11:58 PM
Patrick Stewart as Gargamel!
and jeremy irons as gargamel! by chainsaw1974	Jun 10th, 2008 02:18:55 PM
or kevin spacey,clay aiken as vanity
Tom Waits as Gargamel by jr42602	Jun 10th, 2008 02:29:57 PM
plus writes soundtrack
And the official title will be... by ShadowMaker	Jun 10th, 2008 02:37:45 PM
Smurf's up - you heard it here first.
Jessica Alba As Smurfette Being Gang Smurfed By The Whole Villag by LaserPants	Jun 10th, 2008 02:42:36 PM
Yeah, you know you want to see it.
Can SNORKS Be Far Behind? by LaserPants	Jun 10th, 2008 02:51:15 PM
They were like aquatic Smurfs with giant dildoes on their heads. Creeeepy.
Abominable Snowcone by kungfuhustler84	Jun 10th, 2008 02:57:19 PM
You really don't know? that clip was from Donnie Darko. you should definitely check it out if you haven't seen it.
Pondscum by kungfuhustler84	Jun 10th, 2008 03:00:33 PM
that was one of the funniest things I have ever read on the talkbacks. showing off the smurfette buttplug to your doctor is priceless
Smurfs will not work as a movie by kungfuhustler84	Jun 10th, 2008 03:02:18 PM
It was just some trippy TV show that was very episdoic, with very little material to last for a feature film. If they really can figure out how to make this not atrocious, more power to them. I will be first in line. But this is one of the most impossible sounding projects since Watchmen. Then again, look how promising that project has turned out to be. Fingers crossed on both.
Smurfette was MUCH hotter as a Brunette by conspiracy	Jun 10th, 2008 03:03:03 PM
I'd love to see me some Smurf Porn... Papa Smurf: "Smurf it", "Smurf it you Smurf" Smurfette: "Oh Papa, Smurf me!", "Smurf me Smurf!" Possibly the most horrid excuse for feel good Socialism ever fed to kids. Really..a horrid cartoon.
lindsay lohan for smurfette by Bouncy X	Jun 10th, 2008 03:06:06 PM
she has a raspy-ish voice and smurfette had a major raspy voice so it would work if they wanted to go the "big stars" direction. tom cruise could be smurfology smurf. and since black people always whine when there arent black actors involved in something, get will smith to be the token black smurf, he'll be called a smurph. the cast list just writes itself.
and it could work as a movie. by Bouncy X	Jun 10th, 2008 03:07:28 PM
just bring on some major threat to their village or even their existance. i mean if they were able to make a smurf movie about a magic flute, this should be easy.
This is the smufiest idea I've heard in a long time by Big Jim	Jun 10th, 2008 03:11:55 PM
What the smurf are those smurf-head executives on? Are they too busy snorting smurf and smurfing russian smurfs to develop original smurfs? Smurf you, you childhood-smurfing donkey smurfers! I was going to go on a longer smurf, but typing "smurf" this many times is giving me a smurf-ache.
Paul Hogan as gargamel by hallmitchell	Jun 10th, 2008 03:18:44 PM
Lindsay Lohan for smurfette - great idea. I would like to see Seth Green, Vere Troyer, Charlie Sheen as smurfs.
by Bunch-backdToad	Jun 10th, 2008 03:21:44 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/vide os/ff41d3afb2
christopher walken as gargamel by seabiscuits	Jun 10th, 2008 03:24:28 PM

fight club with smurfs by fatmoshe	Jun 10th, 2008 03:24:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9PzjUNIPrjU&feature=related
Hayden Pantierre as Smurfette by XxL3THALxX	Jun 10th, 2008 03:28:37 PM
she actually looks like her.
... old by THT3000	Jun 10th, 2008 03:28:41 PM
I went to the imdb-page for this over a year ago.
chriss parnel or steve carell as jokey smurf by seabiscuits	Jun 10th, 2008 03:31:10 PM
bruce mculough as baker smurf stephen corbert as brainey scarlett johannson as smurfette britany murphy as the other girl smurf from the later seasons christian bale a hatey smurf vin diesel as hefty justin timberlake as vanity rip torn as poppa smurf david cross and the blueman group as the rest
"So far its between John Lithgow and John Malkovich." by mbeemer	Jun 10th, 2008 03:35:00 PM

LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN... by mbeemer	Jun 10th, 2008 03:36:19 PM
"So far its between John Lithgow and John Malkovich." Another suggestion for Gargamel - Joey Pants.
“Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs, why else would Papa creat by Violator90	Jun 10th, 2008 03:37:35 PM
Hell, that works for me. live or animated its all the smurtfing same. Its gonna suck smurfing nuts! Make it a strong R rated and I'm there.
Richard Dreyfus as Papa Smurf by Bobo_Vision	Jun 10th, 2008 03:46:03 PM
Pamela Anderson as Smurfette, John Cusack as Brainy smurf, and Keanu Reeves as Handy Smurf.
Kiera Knightly as Smurfette by Magic Rat	Jun 10th, 2008 03:57:00 PM
Sean Connery as Papa Smurf..... Ian McKellum as Gargamel.....
Just edit any movie by tatoosh	Jun 10th, 2008 04:10:49 PM
Take any ensemble movie, digitally color everyone blue, and replace every spoken adjective with 'smurfy', and you've got an instant smurf movie. Love to see the smurf version of every Robert Altman movie!
I was actually thinking... by Tourist	Jun 10th, 2008 04:15:46 PM
...What a cool idea a live action smurfs would be yesterday. With creepy midget/puppet costumes.
wheres the shirt tails movie? by chainsaw1974	Jun 10th, 2008 04:23:55 PM

My pitch: 300. With Smurfs by MCVamp	Jun 10th, 2008 04:38:58 PM
I want to see a violent, shockingly swift attack of Smurfs with tiny swords and spears totally fucking up a human intruder. I mean, wasn't that Peyo's vision?
McCain bombs Smurf Village, lowers Gargamels taxs.... by JimboTHC	Jun 10th, 2008 04:39:35 PM
They might have WMD's, there nuclear program might not be for peaceful purposes and there trafficking illegal mushrooms. And if left unchecked communism will spread to the Snorks.
Verne Troyer as Papa Smurf by Heckles	Jun 10th, 2008 04:42:16 PM
No CGI needed.
Keith Richards as Gargamel! Now I'll see that movie! by Violator90	Jun 10th, 2008 05:02:46 PM
and Mariah Carry as Smurfette. Damn that's a movie! Just add tons of sex and violence and hell, you got your Movie of the year and the Best Picture for the Oscars.
Inside Casting Info by Inconvenient	Jun 10th, 2008 05:09:32 PM
I know for a fact that Verne Troyer is on the phone with his agent demanding an audition (the poor, pathetic fool). The studio heads are busy reaching out to Peter Dinklage for Doc and were saddened to find out the kid who played the little Grinch and was on Passions is, in fact, dead.
This is just stupid by Quin the Eskimo	Jun 10th, 2008 05:12:16 PM
beyond the pale, really.
fight club with smurfs by fatmoshe	Jun 10th, 2008 05:21:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9PzjUNIPrjU&feature=related
another shitty kid's movie that will make a profit by Rupee88	Jun 10th, 2008 05:28:46 PM
That is what the movie studios oligopoly gets them and us.
Eddie Deezen as Brainy Smurf by Darth_Inedible	Jun 10th, 2008 05:29:54 PM
Yes I'm making serious casting suggestions for this.
VARIETY YOU FUCKING FUCKING LAMENTABLE RAG!! by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY	Jun 10th, 2008 05:30:32 PM
Why mention Alvin and the Chipmunks? Why'd you fucking mention it?! Hybrid films already exist!! HYBRID FILMS ALREADY EXIST!! There was a time when Alvin..Simon..Theodore commanded dignity and respect but a film which features one of the chipmunks eating his brother's faeces should not be celebrated as a successful example of a subgenre!! Simply put, this fact has NO FUCKING PLACE in an article about the Smurfs. Sort it out. Tell 'em Megan sent you.
"Socialist Men Under Red Father" it wasn't. by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 10th, 2008 05:43:20 PM
The title needs to be punctuated, but not deciphered in that way. S.M.U.R.F. will look great in the trailers, and I want to join the Socialist Microcosmic Utopian Revolutionary Fraternity today! For glorious tomorrow!
Wee Man as Jackass Smurf by WickedJester	Jun 10th, 2008 05:44:15 PM

"French"? by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 10th, 2008 05:48:16 PM
Peyo was Belgian, dolt.
"I'm just gettin' Smurfed up!" by Darkman	Jun 10th, 2008 06:08:20 PM
I just don't friggin' know what to say. I mean, a SMURFS movie? That's what we've been reduced to? That said, I'd like to second Eddie Deezen as Brainy Smurf and third John Lithgow as Gargamel.
Hollywood rapes another one. by PirateEmery	Jun 10th, 2008 06:29:34 PM
Is there any original idea left in Hollywood?
Obama apologizes to Gargamel for being so delicious by Darth_Inedible	Jun 10th, 2008 06:31:18 PM
Papa Smurf needs to sit down and think about Gargamel hates the Smurfs so much.
I AM THE COOLEST CAT ON THESE BOARDS by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY	Jun 10th, 2008 06:31:26 PM
Therefore HOLLYWOOD I offer myself to play Gargamel's pussy. I will bring that scheming fuck down in the third act as I reveal my moral values to be closer to those championed by the Smurfs than I would have cared to admit. Cast John Malkovich and I will claw his fucking eyes out.
Ted Raimi as Brainy Smurf by BrandLoyalist	Jun 10th, 2008 06:41:47 PM
Except: don't make this. And I went and saw Speed Racer.
Yea, ya gotta have a porn star as Smurfette... by br1947	Jun 10th, 2008 06:51:47 PM
Being the only chick, she's gonna stay busy. lol
Johan by Anna Valerious	Jun 10th, 2008 06:52:27 PM
That was the teenaged human who befriended the smurfs...I can't decide between Garrett Hedlund or Ben Barnes...too old?
So, what happened to Paramount's all-CG version? by Billy Goat	Jun 10th, 2008 06:54:16 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news /movienews.php?id=42090 So, is that one dead? Or is this the same one?
And I second Col Tigh as Gargamel! by br1947	Jun 10th, 2008 06:56:22 PM

GNAP! by smeagol2	Jun 10th, 2008 07:40:30 PM
Say it ain't so.
Fight Club With SMURFS!!! by fatmoshe	Jun 10th, 2008 07:52:57 PM
Check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9PzjUNIPrjU
Fight Club With SMURFS!!! by fatmoshe	Jun 10th, 2008 07:55:04 PM
The last link was dead... Check it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9PzjUNIPrjU&feature=related
FUCK YEA PILTDOWN! by br1947	Jun 10th, 2008 08:05:37 PM
A blue Kristin Chenoweth!!! FUCK. YEA. Fantastic Smurf Berries.... damn I can't wait, when does Pushing Daisies come back on? Reruns at least?
Screw blue. Gimme Tom Terrific. by Fred	Jun 10th, 2008 08:16:01 PM

Was the one female Smurf... by mrfan	Jun 10th, 2008 08:44:59 PM
banging all of them? She must have been good. Those guys always seemed happy.
This is a Joke, Right? by YakMalla	Jun 10th, 2008 08:45:15 PM
Is there ANY 80s property too trite to remake? He-Man? Land of the Lost? The SMURFS, for chrissake? Merrick, are you just fucking with us?
Chronicles of Smurfette - I Blue Them All by warphoenix	Jun 10th, 2008 08:54:29 PM

Why stop here. Bring on BJ and the Bear Movie. by mrfan	Jun 10th, 2008 08:56:50 PM
Followed by Different Strokes the Movie.
NoW tHiS Is SmUrFuCKin' Cool... Malkovich as Gargy directed by B by maxxsterling	Jun 10th, 2008 09:04:11 PM
Malkovich would be the effin' poyfect Gargamel. Come on!!! If he's busy, I'm sure Vincent Gallo (The Blue Bunny?)is not. (Sorry. But he shoulda been the Joker!)Bros. Quay would rock this spot. Michael J. Andersen (Twin Peaks & Carnivale) should voice Papa Smurf. Or maybe Matt Roloff! Music by Carter Burwell with The Rza. No goddamn singin' though. Trilogy filmed back to back in New Zealand or if not, in the parking lot of the Berryessa Flea Market in San Jose, Ca with a lot of green screens.
YakMalla, the 80's have not begun to be pilliaged! by br1947	Jun 10th, 2008 09:31:40 PM
Next, THE SNORKS!
Joe Dante is the only logical choice to helm by terry1978	Jun 10th, 2008 10:08:20 PM
Gremlins, Small Soldiers...he'd actually make it a little more tongue in cheek I think.
Forgot About Jennifer Tilly As Smurfette by maxxsterling	Jun 10th, 2008 10:14:00 PM
She has no pubic hair.
No one actually looks like a smurf by CherryValance	Jun 10th, 2008 10:48:31 PM
Seriously. I'm actually sitting here trying to think of someone who resembles a smurf. Can't do it. Just animate the whole damn thing.
Shia LeBeuf as Gargamel! Hulk Hogan as Azrael! by J-Dizzle	Jun 10th, 2008 11:14:00 PM
Meow bruthur!!
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAITJUST A DOGGONE STINKIN' MINUTE by Kai_Mah'gra	Jun 11th, 2008 12:06:48 AM
......do you mean to tell me that the Smurfs used to be called "Les Schtroumpfs", and then some suit, decided that that name was not good enough. Can we still find this guy and possibly castrate him? "Les Schtroumpfs" would have been comedy gold. What? did they think there were too many consonants in that for Americans to handle? Oh wait.......... never mind.
JEAN RENO FOR GARGAMEL by James Ford Coppola	Jun 11th, 2008 03:23:49 AM

Found the Papa Smurf actor. by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 11th, 2008 05:35:03 AM
Will need some CGI, but should do: http://backseatcuddler.com/200 7/12/21/papa-smurf-man-turns-b lue/
Scene with Lindsay by hallmitchell	Jun 11th, 2008 06:47:31 AM
Lindsay eats a chunk of a huge mushroom. She passes out and the smurfs drive her home.
maxxsterling by Lost Jarv	Jun 11th, 2008 06:48:44 AM
It's The Brown Bunny and a true contender for worst film ever made. To be avoided.
Pondscum, holy fuck dude by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jun 11th, 2008 07:58:34 AM
the image of a fecal covered smurfette in a kidney dish was just what I needed.
Yes there are Vern... by Epictetus	Jun 11th, 2008 09:01:44 AM
And if I can speak for Smurfs nerds, we don't want a SINO. That would entail all smurfs wearing black leather, transforming into half-cyborgs, and singing country western songs about Amer'ca.
I adore the original comics by MTXX	Jun 11th, 2008 10:51:00 AM
The original smurf comics, and the "Johan and Peewit" adventures in which they co-starred, are just wonderful. No cheap ass Hannah Barbarah animation crap... it's classic comics on the level of Jack Kirby, Hergé, Carl Barks and Osamu Tezuka. It's insane that these haven't been translated into English... well, maybe it'll happen now. So yes, I'm a smurf nerd who dont care about the TV show and hope they stay true to Peyo's original vision. :-)
Maybe Jerry Bruckheimer should produce it: by BrandonGK	Jun 11th, 2008 11:28:27 AM

Maybe Jerry Bruckheimer should produce it: by BrandonGK	Jun 11th, 2008 11:29:10 AM
From Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer comes S.M.U.R.F.S - Special Mutated Unilateral Recon Force Soldiers. A genetically engineered special forces team with blue skin and a minature size for stealth operations are sent to the middle east to capture notious warlord Ali Al-Gargamel. Will they make it out alive?
S.M.U.R.F.S. by Darth_Inedible	Jun 11th, 2008 12:25:54 PM
'From deep within the bowels of AREA FIFTY ONE comes a fighting force engineered to overcome any challenge...' Starring Tyrese as "Heft", Shia as "Brains", Megan Fox as the mysterious S.M.U.R.F. ALPHA and the voices of Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving as the giant transforming CG cyborgs P.A.P.A. and the rogue GARGATRON.
I'd like to see the Smurfs on peyote by Moviekiller	Jun 11th, 2008 12:53:22 PM

Like to see Smurfs get microwaved. by mrfan	Jun 11th, 2008 03:49:58 PM

Al Franken for Brainy by finky089	Jun 11th, 2008 04:19:46 PM
i dunno, but he does sorta look the part
Smurfs vs Gremlins - losers gets nuked in a microwave! by finky089	Jun 11th, 2008 04:20:32 PM
Winner gets to chase Billy through a crappy department store and throw circular saw blades at him!
This should be live actionwith ALL LITTLE PEOPLE by finky089	Jun 11th, 2008 04:24:25 PM
this film should be fully live action and cast with all little people as Smurfs. I actually think Jim Carrey could pull off Gargamel. But back to the little folks. Cast all the little acting folks known and NOT known in Holly wod today. How often do little peopl eget a chance to star like this. Let's give them their big chance, huh?! Call DInklage! Call Kenny Baker! Call Warwick! Call Mini-Me! Call that little guy from Seinfeld and the black midget from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka! Call them all!
lost jarv, what?! by maxxsterling	Jun 12th, 2008 10:02:41 PM
i know it's the "brown" bunny, pal. and if 91 minutes of your life ended with a blow job like that, you'd try to avoid avoiding it. gracias!

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