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TRANSFORMERS 2 spoilers? Call Sheet leaks!

Transformers 2 by mrfan	Jun 10th, 2008 04:35:19 AM
Should be okay.
this movie will be worse than the last one by greentealite	Jun 10th, 2008 04:40:36 AM
which isn't hard
"an Ice Cream Truck" by greentealite	Jun 10th, 2008 04:45:10 AM
this movie and others like it aren't exactly 'raping childhood memories' but I'd say the process is more a reflection of our culture's further lack of ingenuity. This has gotten worse over the past twenty years. If anyone think some high up Hollywood producers are responsible for that happening, they're not. It's the entire country. We have to colonize everything in a possessive novelty, even if it's already happened. And it's like a process of regurgitating shit because it looks different, and the shape is temporarily interesting. But it's so temporary and meaningless, yet that's what we value in entertainment. It's total utter shit.
Megan gets naked!!!!!! by WallyWonka75	Jun 10th, 2008 04:45:24 AM
Rumor!!!!!!
No, SHIA GETS NAKED!! by Nutta	Jun 10th, 2008 04:46:55 AM
Rumor!!!!!!
anyone who says Bay isn't talented by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jun 10th, 2008 04:48:09 AM
Look at this and tell me that that you could run all of it.
First one was eye candy to be sure... by iamnicksaicnsn	Jun 10th, 2008 04:48:14 AM
but can the second one keep up that kind of intensity while simultaneously adding some quality to the rest of the flick? With Wheels, probably not... This does not sounds great... except for Jetfire, he sounds awesome...
sonic by greentealite	Jun 10th, 2008 04:49:27 AM
Yeah his PAs are really talented
Truck Fuck Girl by Bobo_Vision	Jun 10th, 2008 04:54:14 AM
I'm suing.
Who is the target audience? by Lawguy	Jun 10th, 2008 04:54:15 AM
The first movie seemed like it was trying to appeal to everyone, so I'm not sure that it completely satisfied anyone. Will the sequel be more of the same?
Old News by TheJake	Jun 10th, 2008 04:55:24 AM
Tformers.com had this on Friday last week. http://www.tformers.com/trans formers-tf2-call-sheet-reveals -new-actors-bots-plot-points/9 585/news.html They're all over TF2 like stank on shit!
constructicons ^_^ pleeeeease let this be true by couP	Jun 10th, 2008 04:56:04 AM
devestator ftw!
Revenge of "the Fallen"? So will Denzel Washington be in it? by Romoehlio	Jun 10th, 2008 04:57:18 AM
or Sith? anywho...THIS MOVIE WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!!!¨ Boobs on Bumblebee
PARAMOUNT: This article will self-distruct in 10, 9, 8, 7... by wadi77	Jun 10th, 2008 04:57:27 AM

"Wheels" and the ice cream truck twins. by xavier masterson	Jun 10th, 2008 05:06:05 AM
Michael Bay is a goddamn genius. That's honestly not meant as sarcasm. Lawrence of Arabia, Citizen Kane, Dr. Strangelove, Bridge on the River Kwai? None of those films can boast that they included a tiny RC monster truck that can turn into a 2-foot-tall robot or twin autobots that merge into an old ice cream truck. Well, It's been awhile since I've seen Bridge on the River Kwai, so there may have been an ice cream truck robot or two present during Shears' hospital stay in Sri Lanka.
Great, Tyrese is back by Jor-El23	Jun 10th, 2008 05:22:06 AM
To show off more of his "yell acting"...can't wait.
I would pretty much eat Megan Fox's shit. by That 70s Venom	Jun 10th, 2008 05:22:08 AM
I'm not even joking. If Megan Fox wanted to take a huge, nasty, soupy, smelly, rotten, disgusting, putrid, foul, earth-shattering, plant life-defiling, anus-tearing shit into my mouth, I would totally let her and then I would swallow it and proceed to ask for seconds with some golden urine thrown in for good measure. That's how much I love that girl.
Jetfire in the movie by messi	Jun 10th, 2008 05:22:45 AM
sounds interesting. Paired with Megan Fox's body. As long as Steve Jablonsky does the score again. That was a fucking score.
I would get aids from Megan Fox by messi	Jun 10th, 2008 05:23:22 AM
I don't give a shit.
Steve Jablonsky for Score again by messi	Jun 10th, 2008 05:25:58 AM
Bay if you're reading this, I know you hate me but Jablonsky was an inspired choice. It's unfortunate he wrote the justice league theme for the wrong movie.
considering.... by Fortunesfool	Jun 10th, 2008 05:44:03 AM
that, in the first movie, assorted vehicles changing into giant robots, was the LEAST stupid thing in it, they'd have to go some to make the sequel even more dumb. No doubt they will try though.Maybe it'll be like Bad Boys 2; 45 minutes too long, not funny anymore and all the action scenes will just stop dead after a few minutes because there was no point to them.
Sounds like TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION to me! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 10th, 2008 05:44:37 AM
Megan Fox = instantly boinkable
That 70's Venom ... by squidman	Jun 10th, 2008 05:47:47 AM
You're actually Jim Norton, aren't you?
What are my thoughts? by photoboy	Jun 10th, 2008 05:49:43 AM
It sounds like it's going to be even fucking worse than the first TINO, but I'm sure Bay is too busy snorting coke off hooker's tits and ordering more explosives to blow things up to care about making a good Transformers film.
megan fox i would not by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 05:49:46 AM
eat her shit or get aids from her. i'd probably take her out for some drinks and slip her some ketamine.
god, no! by Colonel_Blimp	Jun 10th, 2008 06:01:13 AM
just saw on imdb that torturro is returning for this one. fuck. one of the worst performances ever. more starscream, less torturro, and I'll be looking forward to this.
The only twins I wanna see in this movie... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jun 10th, 2008 06:17:12 AM
...are on Megan Fox's chest. Predictable, yes. But someone had to say it.
No METROPLEX ??! by Cepper	Jun 10th, 2008 06:21:09 AM
Then why bother? Metroplex would kick Devastator's ass. God I'm a dork.
greentealite... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jun 10th, 2008 06:22:29 AM
"this movie and others like it aren't exactly 'raping childhood memories' but I'd say the process is more a reflection of our culture's further lack of ingenuity. This has gotten worse over the past twenty years. If anyone think some high up Hollywood producers are responsible for that happening, they're not. It's the entire country. We have to colonize everything in a possessive novelty, even if it's already happened. And it's like a process of regurgitating shit because it looks different, and the shape is temporarily interesting. But it's so temporary and meaningless, yet that's what we value in entertainment. It's total utter shit." Dude, it's supposed to be "puff-puff-PASS." You're not supposed to smoke ALL of it. Your brain's already getting all funky....
Vern´s review of Crystal Skull by CuervoJones	Jun 10th, 2008 06:39:51 AM
Best review ever http://www.geocities.com/outla wvern/
Michael Bay is an ok director... by m_reporter	Jun 10th, 2008 06:47:34 AM
... on the set, he gets the shots he wants and needs, he works his actors well. But in pre-production and in post he is completely, hopelessly lost. Such terrible story, design and editing calls on the first transformers film. Whats even worse is that Spielberg was a producer on that abomination, cant believe he let that script pass.
They are making a sequel to by Series7	Jun 10th, 2008 06:50:45 AM
Transformers?
whoa..........so I am the only one by lb	Jun 10th, 2008 06:53:03 AM
who does not think Megan Fox is that attractive. She is cute but hardly worth the lust guys.
Isn't this just part of George W.'s by Series7	Jun 10th, 2008 06:53:43 AM
Ministry of misinformation?
jusy listened to Michael Bay's audio comentry by ingloriousjedi	Jun 10th, 2008 06:55:08 AM
on Transformers. He's a cool dude.
Bay is like tony scott... by emeraldboy	Jun 10th, 2008 07:02:54 AM
Great visually, stories are incomprehensible and almost non-existent. Just excuses to blow a lot of shit up and they both do it very well. Critics hate summer movies because they want something a little smarter, which is why they dont like sandler movies. The sandman is a smart cookie. and he has made a fortune out of movies which are sweet natured and dumb. Critics hate bay becuase they think is movies are brainless and in a way they are. You have two options, as a filmgoer, bays transformer 2 movie or Baz Luhrman Australian epic with nicole kidman and Hugh jackman. Which do you choose. most would choose Bay? who wants to see a 3hr Kidman romance movie. when in bays movie you get bang for your buck. I will see both movies. in case people think I would automatically choose bay.
Boom! Rata tat tat! Karboof! Blam! by Reelheed	Jun 10th, 2008 07:07:52 AM
Awesome.
Arcee was the worst idea ever. by Reelheed	Jun 10th, 2008 07:09:47 AM
So glad to see her representing for all the female movie goers. Hope she doesn't squirt lubricant on anyone because that would be sick.
And will she be able to direct it like the boys? by Reelheed	Jun 10th, 2008 07:11:08 AM
Or will she have to squat? THIS IS INFORMATION WE NEED TO KNOW
I want a Segway Transformer by I Dunno	Jun 10th, 2008 07:15:35 AM
Come on, people, it'll make the Segway look a little less gay if it can Transform into a robot.
More Bay For Your Buck! by lonestaricon	Jun 10th, 2008 07:18:32 AM
I see that there is no pleasing you. If there were no Transformers 2, you dorks would be crying and whining just the same. With Bay in the director's seat, at least you have a target upon which to focus your spineless mewing.
Revive and fix Megatron... by tvspace	Jun 10th, 2008 07:21:28 AM
... from all the design flaws and shitty updates in the first movie, let Frank Welker give him personality and the VOICE... and keep the humans to a minimum.
What's up with the weird headlight ta-tas on the pink robot? by Rickey Henderson	Jun 10th, 2008 07:38:34 AM
That's just weird and creepy...
Bayhem! by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 10th, 2008 07:38:41 AM

JETFIRE!! That's B.A. Baracus!! by Prague23	Jun 10th, 2008 07:39:20 AM
It was always one of my most favourite of the toys. Except for the Dinobots, which sadly, seem absent from T-2: Still Trukin or whatever.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jun 10th, 2008 07:42:32 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
I don't wanna by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 10th, 2008 07:48:05 AM
"click on over." Just tell me what it says. That's why I'm HERE and not THERE to begin with. Silly rabbit.
FAKE!! by McFlyWalker	Jun 10th, 2008 07:49:47 AM
Looking at some of the details on that call sheet..."Simmons takes a reading. Splinter glows" are we to assme that this is the splinter from the All-Spark & if so, why would Prime have given to Simmons/Sector 7?? Ice-cream truck in Shanghai?? Would they even have ice-cream trucks in China?? All seems even more ridiculous than a Decepticon shooting can's of "Mountain Dew" at people!
Snooze by Faust_8	Jun 10th, 2008 07:50:31 AM
another bag of ass
"Look at this and tell me that that you could run all of it." by youhatestarwars	Jun 10th, 2008 07:54:56 AM
Bay is experienced, not talented. Anyone can learn what he knows.
Hmmmmm what lame ass by Series7	Jun 10th, 2008 07:55:14 AM
Kiddie Epic, will beat Transformers 2 for best special effects? Seriously, Transformers 1 lost to a Coke commercial the effects in The Polar Compass Express where nothing that great. Maybe next time Transformers will showcase the special effects instead of hiding it behind The Buff Man's Afro return. Yeah thats right, Shia is going to bring back his puffy hair for this one. Also does anyone else think that Bay takes the MTV awards more serious then the Oscars? Wouldn't surprise me, I mean Bay didn't make his money off of people who care about the Oscars. Though Transformers got my brother and his wife to the theaters, and the last movie they saw in theaters was Spiderman 2. THOUGH they're getting better They Saw I am Will Smith (only because my brother read the book). At the same time they both make a shit ton of money.
"Bay is like tony scott" by youhatestarwars	Jun 10th, 2008 07:58:08 AM
Scott's movies kick the shiny shit out of Bay's before they've had the chance to eat.
Call sheeet action should read by bobjustbob	Jun 10th, 2008 07:58:09 AM
Boom Boom BOOOOMMMM( slow motion) Lot's of shredded Chevys and an Audi. Throw in a pogo stick too.
What a joke by Montag666	Jun 10th, 2008 07:59:22 AM
I think Series7 is right. Michael Bay does take the MTV movie awards more seriously than the oscars. According to that interview with Tarsem, Michael Bay is just a guy who happens to have mainstream tastes. I understand that, but I'm always leery of people who have EXCLUSIVELY mainstream tastes. That totally reminds me of American Psycho.
MORE STARSCREAM!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 10th, 2008 08:03:29 AM
I second that!
Here's a spoiler... by Sulla	Jun 10th, 2008 08:07:40 AM
Michael Bay is a talentless douche. Oh, wait a minute, we all knew that already. Transformers 2 will be just as retarded and gay as the 1st one.
no dinobots? by Mad Max Rockatansky	Jun 10th, 2008 08:11:34 AM
a movie this stupid needs dinobots. i want dinobots dammit!
No Fucking Dinobots!?!? by Mr Slippy Fist	Jun 10th, 2008 08:14:55 AM
WTF?!?!? We get an ice cream truck, Arcee, and an Audi, but no Dinobots!?!? I loved the 1st movie and I understand from the lack of a budget they had to put more humans in than TF's, but they have the budget now. Go all out and get rid of the dead weight (human characters).
a Decepticon symbol on Jetfire..... by spidercoz	Jun 10th, 2008 08:18:12 AM
what the fuck is this shit??? Bay, don't make me have to kill you.
Wanna know what's really scary? by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 08:21:37 AM
Bay is an Oscar voter. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
This has been reported several days earlier by slopreilly1	Jun 10th, 2008 08:29:53 AM
Transformers Live Blog and nuked the fridge each had this like friday or something. Catch up.
Spiderz, in the lore, Jetfire and Starscream were close friends by ganymede3010	Jun 10th, 2008 08:31:11 AM
When they were on Cybertron. So yes, he was a decepticon before he joined the Autobots.
Shittiest film to come out in a hundred years by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Jun 10th, 2008 08:31:24 AM
And you're all a bunch of punks for being okay with it
Chris Tucker as Cykill by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Jun 10th, 2008 08:37:54 AM
needs more GoBots.
"Wheelbot" by spencey7	Jun 10th, 2008 08:39:13 AM
That is Michael Bay all over. What a fucking idiot.
Where are all the Bay-defenders? by photoboy	Jun 10th, 2008 08:44:48 AM
Remember what this place was like before TINO was released? Every other post was someone desperately trying to defend TINO as not shit. Yet fast-forward to now and there's hardly anyone. Makes you wonder how many of them were paid by the studio to try and generate an artificial positive buzz... I guess this time they're not bothering to give any sneak peaks to AICN as all we're seeing are the leaks. I guess they've worked out that paying AICN to run their sneak peaks wasn't worth it when everyone here was complaining about Bay raping the robot designs and taking a dump on the backstory.
wait, wait wait..... by brassai2003	Jun 10th, 2008 08:48:03 AM
Bay said himself that he is leaking false info for this movie. I think if it were real is would be GONE by now. I love it when @$$holes rip on leaked info or fake info or rumored info!
I...I am a defender of Micheal Bay... by 2sdaychicken	Jun 10th, 2008 08:48:25 AM

NO FREAKING WAY by crashbarbarian	Jun 10th, 2008 08:49:17 AM
MR. BAY... PLEASE DON'T PUT A FREAKING ICE CREAM TRUCK IN THIS MOVIE... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T PUT A FREAKING GO CART IN THIS FREAKING MOVIE, MR. BAY... PLEASE MAKE THIS BETTER THAN THE FIRST MOVIE, AND DON'T PUT A FREAKING ICE CREAM TRUCK IN IT YOU FREAKING QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! P.S. THIS HAS TO BE A TRICK?
Bay-defenders by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 08:53:56 AM
i was defendeding bay as all the tino hater were just talking shat. i actually loved what bay did. it wasn't the best movie ever, but it was the best movie of the summer. and i fucking loved watching it in the cinema
Revenge Of The Fallen by GhostRaider2008	Jun 10th, 2008 08:53:59 AM
Wonder if the title has anything to do with this character: The Fallen: http://transformers.wikia.com/ wiki/The_Fallen
FuckMichaelBay, you worthless plagiarist... by Rickey Henderson	Jun 10th, 2008 09:00:57 AM
Get off AICN you unoriginal bastard. For years, MCMLXXVI has elevated the use of the phrase "Damn you Michael Bay" to a sublime art. He lies in waiting, with baited breath, to pounce, and post only the four word sentence "Damn you Michael Bay" to express his profound discontent with the state of the movie industry. He's a visionary really, this MCMLXXVI fellow is. Imagine the zen like focus it requires to show up on AICN day in and day out and post only that one terse sentence and not elaborate on your beliefs! Imagine the concentration that is required of this visionary fellow! And you sir are a pale imitation of the greatness that is MCMLXXVI. So fuck off already, would you kindly?
I AM BAYTOR! by CuervoJones	Jun 10th, 2008 09:02:11 AM
I am Baytor!
I hope... by GelflingFucker	Jun 10th, 2008 09:04:00 AM
I hope there's another X BOX that turns into a transformer and it can battle the Mountain Dew vending machine transformer. Maybe then I'd go see it.
SOUNDWAVE by BRUTICUS	Jun 10th, 2008 09:06:06 AM
Put Soundwave in the movie. Make sure he ejects lazerbeak ravage and rumble FROM HIS CHEST. and everybodies happy. Oh and don't make him a freaking car product placement. Make him something cool. Cybertronian super computer, Laptop.. something. Most important is that his robot mode looks the same, he TALKS the same, he ejects the minions the same. AND NEVER make him a joke. EVER.
michael bay sucks awesome by ingloriousjedi	Jun 10th, 2008 09:06:38 AM

Here's the first published pic of Arcee by nerosday	Jun 10th, 2008 09:07:22 AM
Jesus, these things still look like a kit bash gone horribly fucking wrong. God, I hate the Bot designs. http://www.comicbookmovie.com/ news/articles/4647.asp
ah the lore... by spidercoz	Jun 10th, 2008 09:07:59 AM
which lore, show or comics? gen 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,...? was it the one where Jetfire and Starscream worked at a convenience store and talked about movies and bitched about customers all day? or the one where they were cops and Jetfire was black and Starscream was Chinese?
Michael Bay IS awesome. by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 09:11:50 AM
A brilliant director
Fuck you FuckMichaelBay by michael bay sucks awesome	Jun 10th, 2008 09:14:30 AM
Don't you realize Michael Bay sucks Awesome. Translation; Transformers 2 will have more close shots of transformers faces. CG will be pushed one step further under the brilliant direction of Michael Bay.
Rickey will not tolerate that kind of talk, "FuckMichaelBay" by Rickey Henderson	Jun 10th, 2008 09:15:26 AM
And sorry, but you're doing the same exact thing that MCMVXXVI does, but just not as artfully. Rickey congratulates you on being both unoriginal and mediocre.
Found some more spoilers for this movie (w/pics) by GhostRaider2008	Jun 10th, 2008 09:15:45 AM
Was looking for some more info on "The Fallen" and if it pertained to this movie and I pulled up this website that has a ton of setpics and info/spoilers on this movie. The pics and spoilers can be found here: http://transformerslive.blogsp ot.com/
Why whould US military be in China? by bobjustbob	Jun 10th, 2008 09:16:39 AM
So they can yell at everyone to "SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!" Or is that sort of racist speak aimed at only Hispanics?
Why do we need this? by XOMuffintop	Jun 10th, 2008 09:19:24 AM
The only way this will be viable in my mind is if Megan Fox runs around completely naked while The Beef is electrocuted multiple times by models dressed as nurses. My version will be much cheaper and won't have the shitty camera work Bay is known for and I will do it for free.
didn't they say they were going to foiler it up by INWOsuxRED	Jun 10th, 2008 09:23:24 AM
why would anyone buy any "spoilers" for this "film"?
Nah, Rickey is a delightfully witty institution by Rickey Henderson	Jun 10th, 2008 09:24:55 AM
Thanks for playing though. Rickey scoffs at your poor attempt at mockery.
As a veteran of the first TRANSFORMERS Talkbacks... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 10th, 2008 09:25:41 AM
...I'll just say that I don't really believe a word of this. They said they were going hard on the disinformation track. So, it's probably already been launched. And for those of you knocking John Turturro's performance in TF1, I say you are cold, heartless slags. Because anyone who did not bust out laughing at the totally looney-tunes insane notion that his character was wearing Sector 7 underwear...well, there is just no hope for ya. Considering that Turturro modeled his character after Michael Bay, he may have been the only actor who really understood his role in that film.
Bay, Shyamalan and anything Lucas by bobjustbob	Jun 10th, 2008 09:26:47 AM
Is enough to keep this site at full bandwidth capacilty. I can't wait until the next THE HAPPENING talkback. Set fridge to KILL!!
photoboy by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 10th, 2008 09:29:20 AM
Quote: "Where are all the Bay-defenders?" I think a more interesting question is what happened to all the big-time Bay-haters? Remember when the reviews started pouring in and some of the biggest Talkbacker-hater names on this site were suddenly converted to TRANSFORMERS fans? You've got to admit that kind of took you by surprise, didn't it?
CuervoJones by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 09:34:24 AM
A fellow Tommy Monaghan fan. Nice. FuckMichaelBay, please go somewhere else. We already have a mascot.
Mr. Nice Gaius by Mr_X	Jun 10th, 2008 09:42:23 AM
you hit the nail on the head there buddy. word.
If the spoilers are fake by GhostRaider2008	Jun 10th, 2008 09:47:58 AM
then why do alot of the set pics on this site: http://transformerslive.blogsp ot.com/ match up with the spoilers on that call sheet. I mean they even have a pic of the ice cream truck from the call sheet.
This sums it up... by Sulla	Jun 10th, 2008 09:48:20 AM
Michael Bay: 1. A person who is incapable of complex and/or abstract thought, and focuses on pure visual and tactile stimulation. 2. A movie director who, in order to appreciate his dumb shock and awe style, you must either be stupid enough to think on his level or smart enough not to care how intellectual a movie about robots and explosions is. From: http://www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=michael+bay
Yeah... by DocPazuzu	Jun 10th, 2008 09:58:38 AM
...what's up with the Turturro hate?
WOW ..ILM have really hard work in the next few months, poor guy by ludmir88	Jun 10th, 2008 10:00:28 AM
at least we know how many toys so far we will buy next year.
Turturro gotta eat by bobjustbob	Jun 10th, 2008 10:01:20 AM
Not hating here.
Sulla by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 10:05:56 AM
I think I'm smart enough not to care. Bring on Bad Boys 3!
FuckMichaelBay by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 10:30:54 AM
Thanks, buddy. That one made my day. You need to write this shit down.
Transformers is way overrated by krushjudgement	Jun 10th, 2008 10:39:11 AM
Especially on this site. It was fun watching Optimus Prime be awesome, but I don't think I can handle multiple viewings of Megan Fox trying to act.
Didn't anyone else hear how Bay was going to leak fake info? by warp11	Jun 10th, 2008 10:48:10 AM
Come on, you guys are falling hook line and sinker.
David Bowe is in it by BendersShinyAss	Jun 10th, 2008 10:53:54 AM
cool
warp11 by GhostRaider2008	Jun 10th, 2008 11:00:48 AM
The thing is here is that call sheet matches up with set-pics and set-reports that we have for this movie. Go to the link I posted up above. The info and the pics on that site match perfectly with the call sheet that was leaked today. As far as Bay saying he was going to go heavily on disinformation how do we know he wasn't lying to to create an atmosphere where everything would be instantly discredited because of his almighty word.
Mein Got! by Clarence Boddicker	Jun 10th, 2008 11:08:32 AM
David Bowie! Sweet...there had better be at least five minutes of "Magic Dance" with the entire Autobot line up. Maybe Optimus can throw Shia up in the air and catch him! Dammmit! Wrong Bowe... now I'm depressed...
Any Transformers 2 news... by hank henshaw	Jun 10th, 2008 11:17:45 AM
should be posted on AntiCoolNews.
You know how the climactic action sequence was really fast and b by BendersShinyAss	Jun 10th, 2008 11:19:17 AM
.... yeah.... that's all i think about when i think of transformers 2 You know how steven spielberg made indy 4.... yeah... thats all i think of him now.
really fast and badly edited (damn word limit) by BendersShinyAss	Jun 10th, 2008 11:22:49 AM

David Bowie?! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 10th, 2008 11:35:38 AM
"Bowie's in space..."
FuckMichaelBay by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 12:03:57 PM
Let it out, buddy. Let it all out.
they smoke grass in space Bowie? by Broose Willis	Jun 10th, 2008 12:11:51 PM
or do they smoke astroturf? Do you have one sequinned spacesuit or do you have many Ch- Ch-Changes??? I bet you do, you freaky ole bastard you.... got to love those Conchords.
Devastator would be awesome by Broose Willis	Jun 10th, 2008 12:14:22 PM
if he is a huge and scary badass like in the movie. Just looked at that Arcee photo, I hope that is a joke. Shoving in some pink colour grading does not a character make.
Anti Cool News, that was funny!! by TSquared	Jun 10th, 2008 12:25:32 PM
Props to hank henshaw, I was going to talk shit, but no matter how much crap we talk, we're going to go opening weekend. You know it and I know it. So instead of talking crap I'm going to beg..."PLEASE Mr. Bay make a movie that I wont be embarrassed that I paid for, one where Robots dont piss on humans and with effects that we can enjoy the first time around instead of only at home in slow motion!"
How to be Cool on the Internet by kataklysmic	Jun 10th, 2008 12:27:28 PM
How to be cool on the internet (V 1.0) 1) When discussing politics, bash Bush 2) When discussing film, bash Michael Bay 3) When discussing music, bash Creed 4) When discussing television, bash Fox 5) When discussing religion, bash Christianity 6) When discussing world affairs, bash America 7) When in doubt, just bash something. It is much safer to act like nothing is good enough to meet your high standards than to make the case for why something has merit. It is much easier to feel smart when operating from the platform that those who like something you don’t are inferior in taste and intelligence.
In my mind Megan Fox is always naked by Moviekiller	Jun 10th, 2008 12:34:27 PM

CREED? by bobjustbob	Jun 10th, 2008 12:37:07 PM
Is Creed doing the soundtrack to TF2? That would be perfect. If not, someone please tell Mr. Bay that I have a friend who plays guitar REALLY LOUD. He would be perfect.
Kurzinski Valentine by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 10th, 2008 12:48:18 PM
No, the script wasn't "word-for-fucking-word IDENTICAL". But for all intents and purposes, it was pretty damn close. The difference this time around is that they have claimed they will be feeding disinformation into the pipeline right from the get-go. The theory being that there will be less possible damage control to worry about with more possible bullshit flying around on the net. But I suppose I couldn't care less.
MNG, we'd love to think this was misinformation by Rickey Henderson	Jun 10th, 2008 12:55:50 PM
But in reality, Bob Orci probably spent an entire week dreaming up a transforming ice cream truck.
Mr. Nice Gaius by GhostRaider2008	Jun 10th, 2008 01:09:42 PM
But why would they tell us what they are going to do from the git go and then have everyone prepare for it. Wouldn't they fare better not telling us. I think the disinformation claim is a crock of shit any how. This kinda tact might have worked about 5 years ago but not now. As with everything else we have evolved to point where it is relatively easy to pick out what is real or not anymore. Heck the creators of Lost couldn't even keep their season finale from being completely spoiled for 2 straight years in a row. Plus with the shear volume of people that are following this movie around from shooting location to shooting location Bay doesn't have a chance in hell of keeping this movie spoiler free. So far I love the pics that people are taking of the "confidential agreement signs" that they have put up at the various locations and then those same people stroll right in and take pics anyway and report what they have seen during the filming anyway LOL!!!
Ape shit? You mean like Speed Racer ape shit? by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 10th, 2008 01:17:39 PM
Just asking.
That "Ice Cream Truck" was definitely a typo. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 10th, 2008 01:19:29 PM
It was supposed to be "Ice Cream Fuck", involving Megan Fox.
It's an RC car because it was created at secotr 7! by ganymede3010	Jun 10th, 2008 01:45:14 PM
By Simmons I assume, he's the one that releases the RC Transformer. So I assume it was created in that mini all spark chamber at the sector 7 holding facility.
By the way the new word limit policy is by emeraldboy	Jun 10th, 2008 01:53:25 PM
utter shite. This site is so bad these days that it wouldnt be suprised if the Word limit policy is is extended to the comment box. So all reviews end up being one word.
No, the Ice Cream Truck robot comes with Chris Hanson by Rickey Henderson	Jun 10th, 2008 02:06:49 PM
(he hides on board, waiting for pedarests to snare)
Michael bay knows what he's doing w/ prank leaks by rsdigi	Jun 10th, 2008 02:11:28 PM
C'mon guys, you know he's leaking tons of fake shit on purpose, you all know he stated he'd do this. This was to easily obtained. Don't hold your geeky breath.
Donated $$$ To The Dulles Smithsonian by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 10th, 2008 02:14:26 PM
Got my name on a wall outside somewhere in reeeally small writing. As for whats inside this GANT museum hanger? Well. The Enola Gay is in there. The plane that tropped the FU Bomb on Hiroshima. Also a SR71 Blackbird. Ring a bell? The Enterprise is in there. As in the actual Space Shuttle. Maybe that has something to do with the Decepticons. If not the SR71. I can see how Bay would want to shoot there. Its super modern and fancy like
Doesn't really matter which new TF's are in this... by alienindisguise	Jun 10th, 2008 02:18:05 PM
because they'll be unrecognizable pieces of shit when they transform..it's not like their gonna look right thanks to dipshit bay
Michael Bay Is A Tech...Not Necessarily A Director by Media Messiah	Jun 10th, 2008 02:33:18 PM
He has no distinguishible style as a director save for using colored lenses, slow motion and a similar loud Jerry Bruckheimer influenced film score--well all these things were influence by Bruckheimer, just look at Top Gun and compare the visuals with and score with any past Bruckheimer effort, they are the same. But, that said, technically speaking, Michael Bay does know how to deliver a film accurately and without making mistakes. Many directors can't say that. As a filmmaker, he is a tech head. I can't lyrically call him a director. More so, he's like a second unit director, a stunt director...or a special effects coordinator...or even a director of photography. He gets the job done, but...you don't feel any emotional force behind him, no emotional weight in his directing besides connecting the dots of the script, although, Transformers is his best effort to date. I would really like to see him work with a script by Joss Whedon an old school mate of his. With Joss words and plot devices, and Bay's technical wizardry, they could produce one hell of a movie. The two are like two separate people who should be one person.
FuckMichaelBay by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 02:38:15 PM
Super comeback.
Megan Fox=THis decades Denise RIchards by conspiracy	Jun 10th, 2008 03:16:30 PM
No discernable acting skills...but tits,ass, and fapability aplenty. Next stop the inevitable high profile marriage, straight to DVD releases, rehab, the cover of the Enquirer, and shameless reality show all before she hits 40. Oh..almosat forgot...FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY!!
FuckMichaelBay by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 03:25:38 PM
Well, I'm tired of fighting like a little bitch when I could be watching a movie. So God bless, okay?
by Knuckleduster	Jun 10th, 2008 03:32:53 PM

All I care about is the new by Series7	Jun 10th, 2008 03:47:42 PM
Lincoln Park track they are going to blare for the trailer! Hopefully the will incorporate a lame attempt to pretend that there song is about caring for the earth by having the music video intermixed with An Inconvienant Truth outtakes. I wish more car companies would make 2 hour commercials like Ford did. Imagine a BMW commercial pretending to be a movie?
old news by slkboxrman	Jun 10th, 2008 03:49:54 PM
surprised that AICN is almost a week behind on this story, this supposed "call sheet" was on the net last friday....... i still think its a phony call sheet, and saying that the locations and characters match the call sheet, we have no idea what theyre filming in reality....cmon an ice cream truck ? lets get realistic here..
xiphos by slkboxrman	Jun 10th, 2008 03:54:28 PM
the only thing badly rendered is your incessant need for attention...get a life and a girlfriend please...didnt u hear about that dude in japan that sat on the internet sooooo long that he dehydrated and died ...u need to find other things to do......and on the subject of TF, the robots were the best work ILM has ever put out....CG characters that look real in regular sunlight and situations....dont like it ? dont comment on it , ok?
Ice cream truck should be a decepticon by Marvinatmiddleage	Jun 10th, 2008 04:02:46 PM
Watch how fast I'm going to make these little kids run!
Arcee and the Constructicons will look as shitty as. . . by Violator90	Jun 10th, 2008 04:08:42 PM
the tribal tattoo that was Megatron. How hard was it to just watch the fucking cartoon to get SOME kind of an idea for ANY of the Transformers. Is Bay REALLY that scared of cartoons that watching an episode would actually trigger some kind of real creative juices flowing? Or was he just too busy bang Meg and the screaming girl to even care?!?! Instead, he uses his warped "imagination." Twisted pile of walking scrap metal. That's what the Transformers were and if Bay is going to use that walking pile of shredded metal concept of Arcee, then Bay has hit a new bottom! And our beloved Constructicons? Well the name Devastator was used so what the FUCK will the "Devastator" be called? Constructicon?!? Hell, at this point I would bet my gas money for the week that Gay WILL call them that! And a fucking ice truck?!?! WTF! I guess we will see the ice truck take a dump on some one. FUCK YOU GAY!
turturro rocked by karatekid17	Jun 10th, 2008 04:41:10 PM
Turturro rocked the shit in Rounders. Nuff said about his acting abilities
Anybody else want to see BLURR in TF2? by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY	Jun 10th, 2008 04:43:00 PM
There is a surprising amount of online bile spewed about him but I thought he was fucking brilliant. His entrance in Transformers: The Movie still cracks me up to this day. Then again, Orci and Kurtzman are hardly (intentional) comic relief scribes, Bay's concept of hilarity is having Bumblebee piss on John Turturro (a fucking fury-inducing moment exacerbated by Bay's mugging on the DVD extras as he looks on with tears of joy in his bastard-child-of-MTV eyes), and LaBeouf's improvisation will surely be tiresome come the sequel. But what about Kruger? Scream 3 had the odd laugh, so I'll hold out hope Blurr appears and isn't travestied...
RE: Misinformation by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 10th, 2008 04:46:10 PM
Rickey Henderson - Yeah, I know Orci isn't the most popular screenwriter around these parts. But something tells me he ain't THAT stupid. I guess we'll have to wait and see though. GhostRaider2008 - Hey man, all I'm going by is what Bay & Co. said long before they started filming. Literally months ago. And the misinformation "campaign" is not supposed to be centered around shooting locations or the human cast. It's supposed to revolve around plot details and the robots involved. Why announce it? I don't know. Apparently, they feel it's necessary to keep people guessing until the end. Again, we'll just have to wait and see if the bullshit was worth their time. Kurzinski Valentine - You are forgiven.
I may be late to the party but... by MC-909	Jun 10th, 2008 05:22:51 PM
Did none of you guys read that Michael Bay was INTENTIONALLY going to release false information concerning Transformers 2?
Reservoir Bots by Violator90	Jun 10th, 2008 05:43:29 PM
Fuck Michael Gay have Quentin Tarantino direct this shit fest. Have Starscream, and the Constructicon sitting around a table discussing their plot to get rid of Prime while chugging some energon cubes. NOW that's a fucking action movie!
Arcee the Female Transformer by Sawney Bean	Jun 10th, 2008 06:07:17 PM
So the pretty purple motorcycle is for Megan Fox to ride around on, right? Bay, you fucking moron, this is not what we meant when we said we wanted some hot girl on girl action.
SR-71 Just A Little Longer Than A F-22 by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 10th, 2008 06:13:52 PM
Its big. But...Giant Fucking Robots Gotta Come From Some Where. Oh...Theres also the original Death Star in the Dulles Smithsonian. Also known as the Deathticle.
badly rendered giant robots? by BurgerKing	Jun 10th, 2008 06:20:39 PM
What? I don't know what movies you're watching that make Transformers CGI look bad, but whatever they are, pass them this way, I'd love to see them!
Who Is Going To Play The Role Of "Hysterical Negro"? by LaserPants	Jun 10th, 2008 06:48:41 PM
Isn't it weird how all of Bay's black characters act like minstrel show stereotypes? The shrieking, hollaring, eyes poppin' out? I wonder if he's ever met any actual black people he didn't pay to be in his movies.
gotham_night by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY	Jun 10th, 2008 07:20:17 PM
No doubt it's the plot thread we've all been waiting to see resolved, and is about as much "intertextuality" as one could hope for from the scribblings of Orci/Kurtzman. However, being that General Motors does not make them, I am afraid you will have to wait. To enlighten you though... Bumblebee is Sam's car now. They love each other. And Sam wouldn't give him up for all the tea in China, let alone a Porsche.
MISTERSOFTICON by BringingSexyBack	Jun 10th, 2008 07:23:35 PM

Only a bit of the score was bruckheimer influenced by messi	Jun 10th, 2008 07:27:55 PM
the rest was beautiful, the autobot theme was the unwritten Justice League theme, every time I hear it it sounds like an epic scene of Supes, Bats, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordan, Barry Allen, Aquaman and Jonn Jonz all coming together for this epic shot. Epic music.
Megan Fox may not be Daniel Day Lewis' female equivalent but by messi	Jun 10th, 2008 07:28:52 PM
she wasn't not believable in Transformers, sweet character who didn't make you think she was acting. who knows maybe she'll do there will be more blood.
GhostRaider2008 the disinformation is working by messi	Jun 10th, 2008 07:30:42 PM
no it works psychologically better if they do tell us there is information so everyone is forced to not know what to expect. if they feed a certain type of disinformation and it's constant but then the mvoie ends up being different, a few people won't see it based on this disinformation, but if you're told you start to think "ohh shit maybe this isn't what is happening" think you dumb fuck. It's a smart idea.
So Bay is re-imagining... by SunTzu77	Jun 10th, 2008 07:51:35 PM
I'm late on this bit of news. He's producing a "re-imagining" of "Nightmare on Elm Street?" Good grief.
WTH by SunTzu77	Jun 10th, 2008 07:57:27 PM
WTH you're on crack...comparing Bay to Tony Scott? Tony Scott -- The Hunger, Top Gun, True Romance, Revenge, Spy Game, Man on Fire. Michael Bay -- Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Armageddon (animal cracker scene GOOD GRIEF), Bad Boys II -- all crap.
Prequel? I'm not sure...IMDB says.. by SunTzu77	Jun 10th, 2008 07:59:22 PM
I have no clue. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt11 79056/ A re-imagining of the horror icon Freddy Krueger, a serial-killer who wields a glove with four blades embedded in the fingers and kills people in their dreams, resulting in their real death in reality.
Here's a spoiler... by DarthCorleone	Jun 10th, 2008 07:59:46 PM
...this movie will be dung.
Megan Fox = A Lucky Porn Fluffer by EbertsFatThumb	Jun 10th, 2008 08:11:09 PM
I swear there is a porn actress that looks like her but can't remember her name (like who remembers names)
Will Rodimus Prime give Arcee a hot rodding? by Damien Chowder	Jun 10th, 2008 09:30:47 PM
Surely they can get away with it. Just tell the board of censors that it's like jets re-fueling in mid air.
you got a leaked call sheet!? by ClockWorker	Jun 10th, 2008 09:31:15 PM
thats so slimey, what a slimey way to find out the title of the sequel. thats awesome
TF2: Revenge of Sweet & Tooth by slugbat	Jun 10th, 2008 10:18:07 PM
Fuck, I hate when I'm late to a Bayformer hateback.
TF2: Is this thing on? by slugbat	Jun 10th, 2008 10:26:32 PM
(hangs head in shame)
TF2: Shia Really IS A Soldier Now by slugbat	Jun 10th, 2008 10:32:18 PM
My mom said perseverance was my strongest attribute.
Judd Nelson as Hotrod again please? by Groothewarrior	Jun 10th, 2008 11:07:17 PM
Hes the real voice of Hotrod just like the real Optimus, Starscream, Soundwave, Grimmlock, or Megatron... let him have some voice overs hes a decent actor.
any one ever seen the movie Judd gets anonymous call from NORAD by Groothewarrior	Jun 10th, 2008 11:09:15 PM

NORAD employee whispers WWIII a-bombs are coming for LA hes got by Groothewarrior	Jun 10th, 2008 11:11:16 PM

two hours to flee its pretty nail biting by Groothewarrior	Jun 10th, 2008 11:12:29 PM

i think he got roasted in elevator cause copter failed by Groothewarrior	Jun 10th, 2008 11:13:55 PM

was a proto-Cloverfield type movie by Groothewarrior	Jun 10th, 2008 11:15:16 PM

TF2: Robotic Dangling Plot Threads by slugbat	Jun 10th, 2008 11:38:42 PM

TF2: The Wrath of Mutt Williams by RicardoMontalban	Jun 10th, 2008 11:58:35 PM
More endless CGI robot fights, more chase scenes with expensive sports cars and more bad acting. Help! Hey cats, check out this great new movie blog on blogspot... it's called thebitterproducer
Megan Fox Acting and... by krushjudgement	Jun 11th, 2008 12:21:40 AM
Watching Megan Fox act is like eating beautifully designed cardboard. It's a mix of funny, lame, and emptiness. ___And a movie with Whedon and Bay sounds like a bizzare disaster that I would totally watch!
TF2 filming at University of Pennsylvania today by GhostRaider2008	Jun 11th, 2008 01:15:17 AM
Link: http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/ 06/10/transformers-2-wheeljack -john-tuturro-upenn-shoot-deta ils-and-more/ Here is their announcement to the campus: To the Penn Community: DreamWorks Productions will be filming scenes for the upcoming movie “Transformers 2″ on Penn’s campus this week. The filming will take place in the Quad and both inside and outside the Psi Upsilon (Castle) fraternity on Locust Walk. Both Penn and DreamWorks staff will be on hand to help guide people around the area during filming in an effort to minimize any inconvenience. Setup, filming, and set deconstruction are scheduled for the Quad from June 10 through June 12 and for the Castle fraternity from June 10 through June 15.
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL BAY!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 11th, 2008 01:39:15 AM
You are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
Information by Grrrr....	Jun 11th, 2008 02:15:46 AM
Apologies, but this is OFF TOPIC Does anybody know anything about a Clint Eastwood directed movie starring Morgan Freeman as Mandela and also starring Matt Damon???? And by the way I liked Transformers.
Never Mind.... by Grrrr....	Jun 11th, 2008 02:33:54 AM
....It's called the 'Human Factor'.
Kevin Smith haters... by Smoke Monster Loves Kate	Jun 11th, 2008 04:39:01 AM
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groothewarrior by jedimindflayer	Jun 11th, 2008 06:56:22 AM
it was called 'miracle mile', and it starred anthony edwards. dude- seriously creepy flick, but i can't remember how it ended
Megan Fox is to acting by bobjustbob	Jun 11th, 2008 10:57:56 AM
As fish is to brick. Think about it.
If this film is better than the first one... by Eddy Shogun	Jun 13th, 2008 09:41:43 AM
I'll still kill Michael Bay for what he did with the first film. It was fucking terrible

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