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ELECTRIC BOOGALO? WRATH OF KHAN? THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK? TEMPLE OF DOOM? What will be after the colon for TRANSFORMERS 2?

Why not just transformers 2? by beefywhore	Jun 5th, 2008 09:35:52 AM
It worked for Spider-man...
Hells Yeah by SkinJob69	Jun 5th, 2008 09:35:55 AM

i really liked Transformers by Marxeffect	Jun 5th, 2008 09:36:10 AM
Yeah it wasn't perfect but it was a really enjoyable summer blockbuster.... plus Megan Fox has great chesticles!
Sounds like a lame videogame title... by SkinJob69	Jun 5th, 2008 09:37:00 AM
Oh, wait- that's what transformers movies are.
Gay... by d a v 3 y	Jun 5th, 2008 09:37:21 AM

Transformers 2: Megatron's Master Plan by knightrider	Jun 5th, 2008 09:37:31 AM
...would be my choice.
If it follows along Star Wars by the beef	Jun 5th, 2008 09:37:32 AM
It'll have to be changed to Return of the Fallen. The Fallen don't get revenge...
THAT DON MURPHY SURE IS A SWELL GUY. by Shermdawg	Jun 5th, 2008 09:37:51 AM

Transformers 2: Damn you Michael Bay? by tomdolan04	Jun 5th, 2008 09:40:51 AM

This is disinmormation. It's actually called by ingloriousjedi	Jun 5th, 2008 09:41:51 AM
Transformers 2: METAL REFORMED I'm being serious. My cousin is friends with the continuity chick on the film. And she heard this real title from other people on set.
disinformation by ingloriousjedi	Jun 5th, 2008 09:42:30 AM

Transformers 2: Someone put nipples on me by Marxeffect	Jun 5th, 2008 09:44:09 AM

In all honesty by tomdolan04	Jun 5th, 2008 09:45:33 AM
unless they're really relevant to the plot these suffix titles are getting truly bizarre. When going to the cinema who will be asking for Quantum Of Solace. Or Salvation The Future Begins. Revenge of the Fallen? Live Free of Die Hard was bad enough but it seems to be on a downward trend
by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 09:45:50 AM

ingloriousjedi by the beef	Jun 5th, 2008 09:45:53 AM
Really? That makes it sound as if Megatron entered a penal institution
SOUND ABOUT RIGHT...CRAP! by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 09:46:20 AM

So Lucas is replacing Spielberg as producer? by Nice Marmot	Jun 5th, 2008 09:46:49 AM
That subtitle is right up his alley. Crappity crap crap crap . . .
Transformers 2: Band Camp by Marxeffect	Jun 5th, 2008 09:46:55 AM

Transformers 2: Operation Human Shield by tomdolan04	Jun 5th, 2008 09:47:19 AM
...with added chef
They should call it T2... by jimmy rabbitte	Jun 5th, 2008 09:49:03 AM
...lawsuits be damned.
Transformers 2: Rusted Hinges by Marxeffect	Jun 5th, 2008 09:49:09 AM

Transformers 2 1/2: The Smell of Prime by tomdolan04	Jun 5th, 2008 09:49:55 AM
...with added urination
I mean, transformers was a fun movie by dr sauch	Jun 5th, 2008 09:54:45 AM
I did not understand the hatred of Transformers. It's really just about big fucking robots, and you know they looked cool. Shia did his thing, Megan Fox looked hot, the supporting actors did what they were paid to do. It was a fun summer movie, mission accomplished.
Transformers 2: Revenge of the AICN Talkback by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 09:55:45 AM
you know that's the real title
Tis Disinformation by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 09:56:30 AM
not the real title folks.
Transformers 2:rise of the machines by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 09:57:49 AM

T-2 by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 09:58:44 AM
yep thats the worst thing that could happen, an ad campaign based on calling it T-2
AICN Classic - Transformers 2: Tokyo Drift by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:00:28 AM
classic
Transformers 2: Megan Fox's Nipples by ChiefRoberts	Jun 5th, 2008 10:05:17 AM
Seriously tho, Decepticons Revenge or Megatrons Revenge would've been my choices but nevermind! Bay knows best, apparently.................... ...............
Transformers 2: Zombie Jazz Goes Bananas by SoWasRed2012	Jun 5th, 2008 10:06:18 AM

Hahahahaha. by Tourist	Jun 5th, 2008 10:07:42 AM
That title is as gay as people who enjoyed the first movie.
Metal Reformed... by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:09:52 AM
...like reformed turkey? Or reformed drug addict? Has Megatron been to the Betty Ford Decepticon Clinic?
Transformers 2: Our Robots Dont Die by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 5th, 2008 10:11:43 AM
IE, why we are seeing Jazz already. I thought it should have some title along the lines of the new Autobots receiving Prime's message and coming to earth. Like...Transformers 2: Homecoming. or Family Reunion
TF2: More shit from Bay´s ass by CuervoJones	Jun 5th, 2008 10:11:55 AM
tanana
Transformers 2: Big Autobot In Little China by satman83	Jun 5th, 2008 10:12:30 AM
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Transformers 2: The Scrapheap by satman83	Jun 5th, 2008 10:13:16 AM
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Transformers: Swedish Metal by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:13:51 AM
better title
TF2: What did you expect, Shakespeare? by CuervoJones	Jun 5th, 2008 10:14:31 AM
This one is dedicated to Vern.
Oh. & Meghan Fox is Foxxy by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 5th, 2008 10:14:33 AM
Havent seen a babe like her for years. Glad to hear we dont have some almost equally hot make up wearing mega computer geek Kiwi like in T1. That was just awqward. & how come no one ever hit on her? Not even Jon Fucking Voight?!
Transformers: Generation 2 by greenstyle92	Jun 5th, 2008 10:15:50 AM
That's what I woulda called it. Always loved the Generation 2 phase...
Anyone Know If T1 Solf Alot Of Toys? by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 5th, 2008 10:17:19 AM
Im not in the toy loop. I just know that Toys R Us has been hurting for years because kids are playing so much video games. Are Transformers still, the toy to own?
TF2: Dude, where´s my master shot? by CuervoJones	Jun 5th, 2008 10:17:36 AM
John Ford will kick your ass in hell, Mickey.
Not Bad by SimpleSandwiches	Jun 5th, 2008 10:17:39 AM
Not Great. Transfor-MORES? T ransformer Free or Transformer Hard?
Transformers 2: The Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls by satman83	Jun 5th, 2008 10:17:44 AM
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People are looking forward to this? by Elemeno Pee	Jun 5th, 2008 10:18:51 AM
Really? Why? Plus Megan Fox is trashy-looking. And she's had plastic surgery.
Matel Presents: Transformers 2 by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 5th, 2008 10:19:14 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION	Jun 5th, 2008 10:20:11 AM

Transformers 2 by Mezzanine	Jun 5th, 2008 10:20:18 AM
Revenge of the Pep Boys on those AC Delco bastards!
AICN Classic - Transformers 2 Gotta Eat by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:20:27 AM
they do
Elemno Pee Stop Blastfeeming by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 5th, 2008 10:20:34 AM
& Yo momma has a tongue ring
Transformers 2: The Legend of (Megat)Ron Burgundy by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:20:58 AM

Transformers 2: by Mezzanine	Jun 5th, 2008 10:21:20 AM
When's the last time you paid eight bucks to watch a two hour ford commercial? Oh, right! Last summer!!
This REALLY needs to be called by Mezzanine	Jun 5th, 2008 10:21:45 AM
Transformers 2: Damn you Michael Bay!
Transformer 2: The Flames on Optimus by The Equalizer	Jun 5th, 2008 10:23:12 AM
GAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Transformers 2: Transformers In Africa by Henry Jones Sr	Jun 5th, 2008 10:23:18 AM
By the way, there's no colon in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom.
BUT... by Elemeno Pee	Jun 5th, 2008 10:23:22 AM
I JUST... DON'T... GET IT.
Transformers 2: Stanley Yelnats Stuffs a Fox by cornponious	Jun 5th, 2008 10:23:32 AM
Oh dear oh dear.
Transformers 2: Judgement Bay by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:24:37 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: ALL THAT JAZZ by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:25:06 AM

Transformers 2: My Love Affair with WD-40. by mrfan	Jun 5th, 2008 10:25:38 AM
It will be a romance. All those robots greased up with WD-40. Could be very sloppy.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jun 5th, 2008 10:25:54 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Transformers 2: Cruise Control by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:25:58 AM

The best part about the first one by Mezzanine	Jun 5th, 2008 10:26:31 AM
was the kiwi babe. Yeah, Fox gets all the attention, and dont get me wrong, I'd fuck her. But the hot computer hacker was where it was at. You know Voight made her naughty bits tingle. Hell, Voight probably made Anthony Anderson's naughty bits tingle.
TRANSFORMERS 2: BEASTIALITY WARS by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:26:40 AM

Transformers 2: The New Batch by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:26:46 AM

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE 2 by Elemeno Pee	Jun 5th, 2008 10:26:52 AM
Who wouldn't want to watch that over this??
Something called "The Fallen" is part of TF lore by themikejonas	Jun 5th, 2008 10:27:16 AM
http://rurl.org/say ...if the sequel has something to do with this dude, this could be pretty exciting.
Transformers 2: The Quickening by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:27:59 AM

TRAMSFORMERS 2: RETURN TO THE SHIA by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:28:31 AM

Transformers 2: The Big Cash Grab by conspiracy	Jun 5th, 2008 10:28:55 AM
WHy raise the bar? They have already proven people will pay top dollar to what 2 hours of shit...why change the formula now?
TRANSFORMERS 2: THE TICKLE TORTURE OF BOB ORCI by BringingSexyBack	Jun 5th, 2008 10:29:09 AM
BY THE COWARD SHIA LEBEOUF
Heh heh by pearlanddean	Jun 5th, 2008 10:29:25 AM
The first film came out of Michael Bay's colon, a slow moist turd forced out into theatres worldwide. He laid scat and folk paid to see it. They munch scat.
TRANSFORMERS 2: PENIS ENVY by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:31:52 AM

I'D LIKE TO EXTEND AN INVITATION by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION	Jun 5th, 2008 10:32:07 AM
to Bay, Orci, and the Murphy dinks. come over and chit chat with us here. but that's only if you're not afraid of TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
A totally unneccessary sequel by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 5th, 2008 10:32:20 AM
I can't see how anybody that saw the original would pay to see a sequel. Still, there's a lot of stupid people out there.
Transformers 2: Bay Area Metal Band by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:34:00 AM
like Metallica
TRANSFORMERS 2: MORE SHREDDED CHEVYS by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 10:35:20 AM
Do evil robots go to Robot Hell? And if Lucas produced: Do robots dream of electronic gophers?
WILL THEY PUT SHIA'S FACE ON BUMBLEBEE? by BringingSexyBack	Jun 5th, 2008 10:37:53 AM
Now THAT I'd pay to see!
Don Murphy - eating crow over Iron Man by Steve Rogers	Jun 5th, 2008 10:38:31 AM
The douche.
TRANSFORMERS 2: HOT ROD OF STEEL by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:39:34 AM

They could've just stopped at the Colon. by CrichtonAstronut	Jun 5th, 2008 10:40:27 AM
Revenge of the Colon. The Bourne Proctology. Rise of the Proctolocons.
TF2: TitFucking Too by CuervoJones	Jun 5th, 2008 10:40:29 AM
Megan, you know what to do
Transformers2 by mighty boosh	Jun 5th, 2008 10:40:49 AM
should include all the repaints of the same robot as different characters like the toys
TRANSFORMERS 2: THE RISE OF RODIMUS PRIME by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:42:16 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: ROBOTS IN DISGUISE by beetlegeuse	Jun 5th, 2008 10:42:39 AM
Or Transformers 2: Now with more Megan Fox
Transformers 2: There's no Flames on Optimus by irc-Hollywood	Jun 5th, 2008 10:45:55 AM
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transformers 2: chest-bumpin' fat kids gotta eat by Acne Scarface	Jun 5th, 2008 10:47:11 AM

I'd Love it if that HACK Orci came back here by conspiracy	Jun 5th, 2008 10:48:03 AM
but after the severe taunting, and fisting he got last time, I doubt we'll ever see him nor his masters again.
HAHAH TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!! by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:48:16 AM
TRANSFORMERS 2: TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
TF2: Back to Da Hood by Series7	Jun 5th, 2008 10:48:39 AM
Anyone saying blah blah this movie sucks I don't know who would want to see a sequel. At work tell the co-worker you talk to the least that they are making a Transformers sequel and watch his face light up with joy.
Transformers 2: Donny Two Chins vs AICN Talkbackers by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:48:43 AM
that's right.
Transformers 2: Michael Bay vs messi by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:49:07 AM
cunt hates me.
In all seriousness Michael J Fox for Bumblebee's voice!!! by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 10:49:45 AM
ARE YOU LISTENING BAY!!!
TRANSFORMERS 2: ALL THAT JAZZ by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 10:51:59 AM
Tagline: It's Showtime!
TRANSFORMERS 2: RATCHET AND CLANK. by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:52:38 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: MORE COPS, BIGGER BUSTS by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 10:56:04 AM
In Space, no one can hear you yawn.
TRANSFORMERS 2: ALLIANCE OF THE GOBOTS by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:56:09 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: HIGH SCHOOL MECHANICAL by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 10:57:06 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: CHALLENGE OF THE GOBOTS by Acne Scarface	Jun 5th, 2008 10:58:03 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: BAYTERADE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 10:58:17 AM
You know you want a drink.
Do we all realize by Series7	Jun 5th, 2008 10:58:47 AM
That these two guys who fucked up the Transformer universe wrote the script for the new Star Trek? I mean if they can't even handle Transformers how could they even begin to handle Star Trek? OH I KNOW BY ENSURING THAT THERE IS NO ROLE FOR KIRK. Just like Mikieal Bay saying that he wanted to make a HUMAN movie. JJ will probably say that he didn't want to make a KIRK movie. Maybe we'll get to see Simon Pegg piss on something.
TRANSFORMERS 2: AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T NUKE THE FRIDGE by BringingSexyBack	Jun 5th, 2008 10:58:56 AM
What?
TRANSFORMERS 2 - The Legend of Grimlock's Gold by Mad Max Rockatansky	Jun 5th, 2008 10:59:33 AM
even bay couldnt mess that one up.
TRANSFORMERS 2: Junkicons Rape Sam Witwicky by Annie The Pod Racer	Jun 5th, 2008 11:00:20 AM
PLease oh Please!!!!!
Man, that's a gay title by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 5th, 2008 11:01:16 AM
Just go with something simple, like "Megatron Returns" for Christsake. Don't make the name of a GIANT ROBOT MOVIE sound so pretentious. The "Fallen?" Bay's referring to the decepticons, right? Well, they're just angry GIANT ROBOTS who want allspark, and to rule the galaxy. No one is referring to them as "the fallen," certainly not with any amount of sympathy. Transformers 2: Bernie Mac's Used Cars
Transformers 2.0 by Soundhero8900	Jun 5th, 2008 11:01:59 AM
It's just that easy guys...
TRANSFORMERS 2: Crocs Rule! by Annie The Pod Racer	Jun 5th, 2008 11:03:24 AM
R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter.
TRANSFORMERS 2: HOT ROD & ARCEE by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 11:06:05 AM

Transformers 2: Sam Witwicky as Tarzan by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 5th, 2008 11:06:58 AM
"No, mom--I'm not masturbating. I'm playing with REAL monkeys!"
tf2: bah weep granah weep ninni bong by Acne Scarface	Jun 5th, 2008 11:07:21 AM

Transformers 2: High Noon at Mega(tron) Mountain by Soundhero8900	Jun 5th, 2008 11:10:47 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: FEAR OF A BOT PLANET by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 11:16:17 AM
"What are you looking at MEATBAG?"
Transformers 2: You Got A Few Bucks For Gas? by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone	Jun 5th, 2008 11:18:45 AM

Mixed feelings about Transformers by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 5th, 2008 11:21:14 AM
Overall, it was dumb fun and I liked the ride. But I was with my eight-year old daughter, and didn't care for the way Bay objectified Megan Fox's character onscreen. Don't get me wrong; as a guy, I liked it, but as a young girl's father, I could have done without my kid seeing a teenage girl be portrayed as a piece of meat. Even if Megan Fox (or her character) IS a piece of meat. What I'm saying is, the movie seemed marketed for a younger crowd, but then it kinda straddled the fence with pee jokes, references to masturbation, and gratuitous shots of Megan Fox's bare midriff, her tits, and her ass sticking out from under a car hood as Tarzan LaBeouf looks on admiringly DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY
TRANSFORMERS 2: CYLON AND GARFUNKLE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 11:21:48 AM
"It would be crazy for a robot to want to be folk signer."
TRANSFORMERS 2: TRUCK BALLS by iwontwin	Jun 5th, 2008 11:24:30 AM
YES THEY EXIST
Transformers 2: Reveng of the Lowest Common Denominator. by adolfwolfli	Jun 5th, 2008 11:26:10 AM
Really, the fact that space is being wasted on this is sad. This movie was the theatrical equivalent of a Walmart special – flattened out by focus groups into a big dumb piece of uber-generic commercial crap. It wound up being, impossibly, more cartoonish and empty and reeking of product tie-ins than the cartoon that inspired it, a cartoon that was created just to sell toys anyway. Fatuous is the only word that comes to mind.
http://rurl.org/say by themikejonas	Jun 5th, 2008 11:26:44 AM
(just in case someone missed my earlier post)
TRANSFORMERS 2: PRIME RIB by iwontwin	Jun 5th, 2008 11:27:09 AM
I'm Hungry
T-2: Judgement Bay by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone	Jun 5th, 2008 11:27:36 AM

TRANSFORMERS 2: AICN TITLE SPAM TIME by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 11:28:30 AM

Transformers 2: Waste of time by spectrebeeyatch	Jun 5th, 2008 11:44:57 AM
This movie is a huge trick. Everyone will on in thinking "Maybe they learned their lesson and can make a good movie?" and then it's even worse! Remember Bad boys 2? Also known as Bad Boys 2: We Hate Cubans.
Transformers II: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Jun 5th, 2008 11:47:23 AM

Transformers II: The Search for Jazz's Gold by drewlicious	Jun 5th, 2008 11:49:57 AM
Do we really need anything more thaan a Roman numeral here? You had me at Transformers.
TRANSFORMERS 2: THERE WILL BE BOOMS by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 11:52:20 AM
Sometimes in slow motion.
Mutt Williams And The Anal Bot Probe by shogunshin	Jun 5th, 2008 11:54:31 AM

Mutt Williams Bottoms Michael Bay by shogunshin	Jun 5th, 2008 11:55:05 AM

TRANSFOMERS 2: TRIUMPH THINKS IT'S GREAT by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 11:56:26 AM
TO POOP ON!
TRANSFOMERS 2: The Fuck is Grape Juice!? by Annie The Pod Racer	Jun 5th, 2008 12:02:09 PM
I want some grape drink baby! Mmm, It's purple...
Transformers 2: It's Like fo real, though! by Bill Brasky	Jun 5th, 2008 12:04:25 PM
You know what I'm sayin'?
Transformers 2:This Time we SWEAR Theres Robots In It! by Jobacca	Jun 5th, 2008 12:09:43 PM
Although the funniest one I've read so far in this TB is Transformers 2:The Search For Grimlocks Gold...that one was good.
TRANSFOMERS 2: WHEN GOOD BOTS GO BAD by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:10:54 PM
"My mother? Let me tell you about my mother."
Transformers 2: Revenge of the decepticons by Rat Fink	Jun 5th, 2008 12:11:40 PM
Transformers 3: The Autobots strike back
Transformers... Too? by Zeegloo	Jun 5th, 2008 12:15:48 PM
The ZANIEST action comedy of the season!! Featuring Optimus Prime's long lost brother!
Transformers 2: The KY Connection by cameron fry	Jun 5th, 2008 12:17:51 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: RETURN TO TRANSFORMATION by Cosmo Nautilus	Jun 5th, 2008 12:18:25 PM

Transformers 2: Who Made Who by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:20:12 PM
Score by AC/DC
Transformers 2: Sex in the City by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:20:49 PM
Starring all those hos from the series!
Transformers 2: The Unnamed Hobbit Sequel by PirateEmery	Jun 5th, 2008 12:21:25 PM

Transformers: fear of a bot planet - wins by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 12:21:50 PM
best
Transformers 2: Transformers Resurrection by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:21:53 PM
In which Sigourney balls Shia.
They came from CYBERTRON! by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 12:22:24 PM
that's my b-movie Transformers title.
TRANSFORMERS 2 THE STREETS!!!!!!!!!!!!! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jun 5th, 2008 12:22:57 PM
she just did THAT for dramatic effect! ;0)
Apollo 13 2: The Moon Really Sucks by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:23:04 PM
Sorry, off topic
TRANSFOMERS 2: OPTIMUS HAS GAS by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:23:28 PM
Must of been the chili.
TRANSFORMERS 2 HELL AND BACK!!!!!!!!!!! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jun 5th, 2008 12:23:32 PM

Transformers 2: See, they put the plate of donuts out here to te by Cosmo Nautilus	Jun 5th, 2008 12:24:16 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2 THE IDEA WELL AND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jun 5th, 2008 12:24:18 PM

TRANSFORMERS: 2 COOL FOR OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jun 5th, 2008 12:24:40 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: THE QUEST FOR PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jun 5th, 2008 12:25:13 PM

Transformers 2: Some Folks Calls It a Sling Blade by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:25:34 PM
Yeah, that's right
Were Back! A Transformer Tale by Cosmo Nautilus	Jun 5th, 2008 12:26:40 PM

Transformers 2: Shit and Awe by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:27:19 PM
Starring Josh Brolin and Richard Dreyfuss
TRANSFORMERS 2: MEGATRON HAS CHOSEN BAY, AND HERE"S WHY: by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:29:57 PM
Bay's gotta eat, Brother!
How about this? by ballyhoo	Jun 5th, 2008 12:30:58 PM
Transformers 2: What the Fuck Was Spielberg Thinking When He Picked Bay For This Michael Bay Sucks He Hates Good Cinema and He Probably Hates Humanity He Can Not Fucking Direct Anything Remotely Good All He Can Do Is a Pretty Explosion Every Now and Then Fuck His Stupid Ass Fuck His Stupid Ass Fuck His Stupid Ass Fuck His Stupid Ass!!!
Transformers 2: Independence Day 2 by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:32:14 PM
Starring Will Smith and Bill Pullman, featuring cameos by Jeff Goldblum and Jon Voight. Maybe Steve Buscemi, too.
T2; Transformers 2: This time...it's Go-Bots GAY! by Joey_Redballs	Jun 5th, 2008 12:33:26 PM
Tranformers 2: This time...it's Go-Bots GAY! If we can only get CGI nipples on those Autobots! How about Bumblebee transforming into a yellow Prowler or Prius? And don't forget the FLAMES! FLAME-ON! Actually, I would rather see a raunchy, rated-R comedy starring Jonah Hill about the Go-Bots, which is more of a parody of Michael Bay's Transformers than an adaptation of the Go-Bots cartoon.
I'll bet a hundred dollars.... by Herb West	Jun 5th, 2008 12:34:36 PM
that this is part of Lady-boy Bay's misinformation campaign.
Transformers 2: Everybody Loves Transforming by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:34:57 PM
That's the sitcom title. I don't give a shit about the movie.
TRANSFOMERS 2: CHILDHOODS OVER by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:35:45 PM
Now it's time to rape your teenage years!
Transformers 2: What Ya Gonna Do? by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:37:11 PM

AWESOME COLON by ArcadianDS	Jun 5th, 2008 12:37:17 PM
kaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
TRANSFOMERS 2: LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST! by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:40:20 PM
And it's local too!
Transformers 2 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the B by Cosmo Nautilus	Jun 5th, 2008 12:40:51 PM

..ay by Cosmo Nautilus	Jun 5th, 2008 12:41:06 PM

Transformers 2: The Mystery of the Stretchy Slacks by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:42:38 PM
Seriously, how does Hulk keep his britches on?
If James Cameron were at the helm by themikejonas	Jun 5th, 2008 12:42:48 PM
it could be "Transformerses."
ENOUGH with the colon titles please! by Lemming	Jun 5th, 2008 12:45:13 PM
It's getting fucking annoying, Hollywood, seriously.
Michael Bay catches shit by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 12:45:20 PM
but I think Roland Emmerich is worse as a director. And Wolfgang Petersen. And Ron Howard.
Yes, Transformers was all that we Feared.. by Herb West	Jun 5th, 2008 12:45:44 PM
We all Learned to Hate Bay and his Lady-Boy Beard! http://tinyurl.com/5u3wz8
Transformers 2: Stompformers by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 5th, 2008 12:45:51 PM
Prime and Megatron face off in a dance contest on New York's Time Square, while the people the autobots protect watch on, wishing they were in fact dead
Transformers 2: Manchester United 0 by sean bean	Jun 5th, 2008 12:48:55 PM

Transformer 2: Step up 2 the Streets by DishyDish	Jun 5th, 2008 12:49:13 PM
or :Megan-tron I've got a bone to pick with you.....again and again!
Transformers 2:-) by sean bean	Jun 5th, 2008 12:49:29 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: Leave Feedback by Abominable Snowcone	Jun 5th, 2008 12:50:53 PM
Optimus Prime receives positive comments on ebay after buying other useless spectacles.
TRANSFOMERS 2: WE LAUGHED by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:52:18 PM
All the way to the bank.
TRANSFOMERS 2: SPRINT CALLED by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:53:21 PM
They said we could just phone it in.
TRANSFOMERS AND TRANSFOMERSIER by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 12:54:31 PM
Now with gophers. And dancing ponies.
Transformers 2: Even More than Meets the Eye by Yeti	Jun 5th, 2008 01:00:04 PM

Transformers 2: Optimus Prime Mortage Crisis by Subculture	Jun 5th, 2008 01:00:24 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: MY BAD by Raised FisT	Jun 5th, 2008 01:00:58 PM
or TF2:What's Crackin Lil Bitches?
Transformers 2:Michael Bays Revenge by Yeti	Jun 5th, 2008 01:01:05 PM

Transformers 2:Bumblebee's Big Adventure by Yeti	Jun 5th, 2008 01:02:50 PM
And before any of you humorless types start to bitch, we were asked. So there.
TRANSFORMERS 2: FELLOWSHIP OF THE CUBE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:03:22 PM
One spark to rule them all!
Transformers 2: A Boy and his Bot by Yeti	Jun 5th, 2008 01:04:34 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: A BOY AND HIS CAR by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:04:57 PM
More boy. Less car.
inb4damnyoumichaelbay by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Jun 5th, 2008 01:05:07 PM

Who cares. Really. by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Jun 5th, 2008 01:06:25 PM
It's Transformers. The first one was lots of fun and exactly what I wanted to see, big giant robots beating the shit out of each other. The 2nd one will be more of the same and you know what? That's fine for me. I can't wait to see it.
Transformers 2: The Rise of Kremzeek by clone-o-mat	Jun 5th, 2008 01:07:49 PM
KREMZEEEEK!
Transformers 2: Optimus & Boo from Mighty Orbots Make a Porno by SpyGuy	Jun 5th, 2008 01:09:00 PM
Go, Mighty Orbots! They're joining together to fight for what's right everywhere! Mighty Orbots! Protecting the world from the shadow of evil and doom! Orbots! Champions of justice and truuuuuuth!
T2:ROTF by zom-bot.com	Jun 5th, 2008 01:11:23 PM
god damn like we need another anacronym. especially one with an O a T and an F in it. damn you michael bay!!!!!!!
Blade Runner 2: Runnier by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:11:36 PM
Now with William Shatner
TRANSFORMERS 2: ILM GOTTA EAT by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:13:35 PM
Dreamworks too.
T2:KOTCS&ROTS&AOJJBTCRF by PirateEmery	Jun 5th, 2008 01:14:07 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull + Revenge of the Sith + Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford)
TRANSFOMERS 2: BRAK ATTACK by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:15:54 PM
Includes a cameo from Mr. Bawk Ba Gawk.
TRANSFOMERS 2: TEMPLE OF BOOM by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:19:02 PM
I can't believe I didn't think of this one earlier.
TRANSFORMERS 2: RAIDERS OF THE LOST SPARK by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:19:47 PM
Ditto.
I LIKE TRANSMORPHERS: REVENGE OF THE POOPWARS KID by koales	Jun 5th, 2008 01:25:58 PM
that's all
TRANSFORMERS 2: GED DOO DA CHAPPAH! by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 01:28:50 PM

Transformrs2 :More GiantRobots Hiding From Each Other by BMacSmith	Jun 5th, 2008 01:30:29 PM
lame
TRANSFORMERS 2: SHIA OUT OF LUCK! by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 5th, 2008 01:31:41 PM
Work it!
Transformers 2: The Flamethrower! by whynoT-bone	Jun 5th, 2008 01:33:04 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: SON of TRANSFORMERS by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 01:35:13 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: THERE WILL BE HOOD by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 01:35:30 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: HOW MULTI-TITLE SPAM MAKES AICN... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 5th, 2008 01:36:25 PM
...the laughing stock of the internet. Great.
TRANSFORMERS 2: ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:39:17 PM
"I'm gonna know 'yer block off. In slow motion"
KNOCK , not KNOW by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:40:59 PM

KNOCK , not KNOW by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:41:00 PM

My first double post by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:42:11 PM
Yay me!
TRANSFORMERS 2: MOTIONLESS (thanks big oil) by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 5th, 2008 01:42:42 PM
Juuuuuust sittin' there in some redneck's yard.
TRANSFORMERS 2: Kickin' Chassis and Paintin' Flames by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 5th, 2008 01:43:35 PM
Booyah!
TRANSFORMERS 2: REQUIEM FOR A DATA STREAM by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 01:44:12 PM
Jennifer Connely double dildo scene with Megan Fox.
TRANSFORMERS 2: AWESOME by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:44:13 PM
by Michael Bay
TRANSFORMERS 2 AND THE NTH FAKE TITLE TALKBACK by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:44:53 PM
I love it!!!
TRANSFORMERS 2: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:45:38 PM
Megatron got a big 'old butt.
TRANSFORMERS 2: MEGAN FOX SH*TS ON MY FACE by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 01:46:27 PM
AND I LIKE IT.
TRANSFORMERS 2 : THIS TIME IT'S WAR by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:48:47 PM
Hell yeah!
TRANSFORMERS 2 THE GRAVE by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:49:35 PM
no?
We already had the best title, so close thread! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:51:50 PM
TRANSFORMERS 2 : TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION It won't get any better than this. I tip my hat at you, sir, Mr. Total Fucking Destruction. May the force be with you!
Transformers 2 : This Time Rated R by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:53:09 PM
A dream come true...
TRANSFORMERS 2: BATTLE FOR CYBERTRON by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:54:19 PM
Yay!
TRANSFORMERS 2: MILITARY AD by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 01:54:30 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: ANAL TECH by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 01:55:04 PM
rated NC-17.
TRANSFORMERS 2: TACO BELL by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 01:55:32 PM

transformers 2: rise of the corn-based messiah by Acne Scarface	Jun 5th, 2008 01:55:57 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: A&TT by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 01:56:20 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: EXPLOSION CITY by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 01:57:13 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: CHANGE U CAN BELIEVE IN by Acne Scarface	Jun 5th, 2008 01:57:39 PM
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!
TRANSFORMERS 2: THE ALLSPARK STRIKES BACK by g-ride9000	Jun 5th, 2008 01:58:16 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: TACO HELL by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 01:59:20 PM
Make a run for the toilet.
Transformers2: Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong by Phillyflopper	Jun 5th, 2008 02:00:07 PM
It works like wiping your ass with a spotted owl. :p
AICN knew this was gonna happen.... by Damien Chowder	Jun 5th, 2008 02:00:44 PM
I can't resist!!!... Got toooooooo.... tooooo t-t-try...a-a-a-and not b-be stup-stu-stupid!!! AAAAAAARGH FUCK IT!!!!!!! TRANSFORMERS 2: WHO EEEZ YOUR DAADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DOO!
TRANSFORMERS 2: KILL'EM ALL by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:01:11 PM
yay
Transformers 2: No pasties allowed (extreme edition)! by Phillyflopper	Jun 5th, 2008 02:01:27 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: PRIME CHEATS ON HIS WIFE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:02:34 PM
Apparently alcohol was involved.
Transformers 2: Revenge of the "Fallen and can't get up" by Phillyflopper	Jun 5th, 2008 02:02:40 PM
That's a winner. Is that Hollywood calling?
TRANSFOMERS 2: MEGATRON LAUGHS by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:04:27 PM
At your Internets.
Where is Laser Pants? by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 5th, 2008 02:07:02 PM
Isn't it about time he showed up and told us all how Transformers is better than Terminator 2?
Um, Harry, that's BoogaloO! by KurtLockwood	Jun 5th, 2008 02:07:20 PM
...just sayin.
Transformers 2: You've failed me again, Michael Bay....errrr, S by SpyGuy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:08:18 PM
I still like the Optimus Prime/Boo from Mighty Orbots porn idea, though.
TRANSFORMERS 2: LET SLEEPING BOTS LIE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:08:45 PM
at the bottom of the sea!
TRANSFORMERS2: THUNDERCATS ATTACK! by Reelheed	Jun 5th, 2008 02:08:53 PM
Transformers were in marvel comics for a bit... TRANSFROMERS Vs. AVENGERS Vs. X-MEN Vs. SPIDER-MAN 3 Vs. THUNDERCATS Vs. FF4-2:RotSS Vs. BLADE-THE TV SERIES! Awesome.
TRANSFOMERS 2: MEGATRON GOTTA EAT by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 02:10:06 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: LOTSA SPLOSIONS by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:10:56 PM
kewl
Transforners 2: Gas, Ass or Grass Nobody Rides Free! by KurtLockwood	Jun 5th, 2008 02:11:29 PM
And in Megan Fox's case, I hope that it's ass!
Transformers 2: Gas, Ass, or Grass Nobody Rides Free! by KurtLockwood	Jun 5th, 2008 02:13:07 PM
oops
TRANSFORMERS 2: PWNED BY STALLONE by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:13:18 PM
heheheh
so basically it's TRANSFORM HARD WITH A VENGEANCE by Jackie Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:17:36 PM
I second the TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION title as the best.
You guys take this WAY too seriously! by Photosuperstar	Jun 5th, 2008 02:21:01 PM
I would like to remind you that this is based on a cartoon which was really just a big ad for a toy line. I loved these toys but come on, they're just toys, not something deep. Take a deep breath folks.
TRANSFORMERS 2: TRANSFORM FREE OR DIE TRYING by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 02:22:35 PM

The Transformer Wears Prada by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:24:16 PM
"Does this oscillator make my ass look fat?"
Photosuperstar by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 02:24:35 PM
That cartoon which was just a big ad for a toy line managed to be light years better than the movie. How about that?
Sirius is in Canis Major by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:25:53 PM
I'm at the office.
TRANSFORMERS 2: JIVE TALKIN' SUCKA by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:26:37 PM

lemmingtastic by Bouncy X	Jun 5th, 2008 02:26:46 PM
as refreshing as it is to see a transformers talkback not filled with whining over the movie, this whole "sequel title" thing gets a little overboard on this site. lol
Transformers 2: Unicron Gotta Eat by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 02:26:51 PM

Transformers 2: Unicron Gotta Eat by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 02:26:59 PM
...Planets
TRANSFORMERS 2: A SPIKE LEE JOINT by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:27:05 PM
There's your fucking Fourth of July Weekend.
The title we don't want to see by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:28:33 PM
Transformers 3. BAM!
Transformers 2: We're gonna need a bigger 'bot by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:28:51 PM
Seriously, I can't even finish watching the first film. First time I was too busy scratching off my autobot tattoo like Maximus in 'Gladiator'..
TRANSFOMERS 2: REVERSE THE CURSE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:29:24 PM
Michael Bay Damns YOU!
transformers 2: your moms vibrater strikes back by TheDudeintheShadows	Jun 5th, 2008 02:30:25 PM
would be LOADS better
Transformers 2: The What of the What in my Butt by TheNorthlander	Jun 5th, 2008 02:30:35 PM
Between Rise of the Machines, Revenge of the Sith, The Future Begins and now this, I'm positive there's an Automatic Random Sequel Title Generator floating around the studio executive laptops.
Transformers 2: Thundercats HOOOO!! by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:31:38 PM
I smell FRANCHISE!
TRANSFOMERS 2: CHILL OUT by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:32:03 PM
Megatron did.
TRANSFORMERS 2: PWNS TEH SUCK by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:33:25 PM
heheheh
TRANSFORMERS 2: SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE BEGINS by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:35:57 PM
omg
Transformers 2: (Samuel L. Jackson cameos in this too) by PirateEmery	Jun 5th, 2008 02:36:55 PM

Transformers 2: Saw it 3 times and thought it was the second com by PirateEmery	Jun 5th, 2008 02:37:26 PM

Transformers 2: Panda vs. Iron Man by PirateEmery	Jun 5th, 2008 02:38:06 PM

Beyond the Planet of the Bots by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:38:20 PM
Starring monkey boy and the Nova look-alike.
TRANSFORMERS 2: BUGNUTS by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:38:37 PM
hehheh
TRANSFORMERS 2: SOON by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:39:10 PM
Has this been done before? No?
TRANSFORMERS 2 R-kelly meets bumble bee by ghunz	Jun 5th, 2008 02:39:15 PM
can't let yall have all the fun......
TRANSFORMERS 2: TINO by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:40:07 PM
when they want to be honest
Transformers 2: Die Harder by Soundhero8900	Jun 5th, 2008 02:40:13 PM

Transformers 2: No Cybertron for Old Robots by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 02:41:03 PM

Children of Fucking Men!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:41:20 PM
Oh wait, wrong thread.
TRANSFORMERS 2: GET TO DA CHOPPA! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:42:50 PM
starring Robert Downey Jr.
TRANSFOMERS 2: KISS 10 BUCKS GOODBYE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:46:22 PM
It could be worse. It could be a M Night Shyamalan film. Q: "What's Happening?" A: "Nothing much."
TRANSFORMERS 2: NO SWEAT, WAR CHIEF by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:46:38 PM
Or any semblance of a FUCKING PLOT But it'll have jiggling titties!
Transformers 2: Transformer Harder by modern_lovers	Jun 5th, 2008 02:50:59 PM
somebody was going to say it eventually... it might as well be me.
oh... somebody already did. by modern_lovers	Jun 5th, 2008 02:52:06 PM
oh well... i'm gonna polish my penny loafers some more.
TRANSFORMERS 2: TRUCK ME HARDER by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:53:18 PM
starring Megan Fox and chocolate covered p(gunshot) juice
TRANSFOMERS 2: SCRATCH MY BACK by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:54:12 PM
My arms can't reach.
From the Academy Award-winning by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:56:46 PM
director of Armageddon, starring Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange and Geena Davis. Photographed by Vilmos Zsigmond. Edited by Paul Hirsch. Screenplay by Barry Levinson.
The Last Starscreamer by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 02:57:55 PM
At least I hope so.
Transformers 2 Hot 2 Handle by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 02:58:44 PM

Hey, UnknownUser... by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 02:59:42 PM
...that made me laugh and cry at the same time. Laugh, cause your quote is funny, cry, cause I know we won't get an action gem like PREDATOR 1 soon again...
Transformers 2 : Cupid Stunt by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:00:19 PM
with Megan Fox
Transformers 2 : Stick Around by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:01:29 PM
by John McTiernan
She says the jungle... by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:02:44 PM
...it just came alive and took him.
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:03:25 PM
I don't care who you are back in the world! You give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
This thing is hunting us. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:04:07 PM
ALL of us. You know that?
TRANSFORMERS 2: RETURN OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:04:16 PM
Warrior Splash Baby!
There's something out there waiting for us... by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:04:43 PM
...and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
TRANSFORMERS 2: BLEED, BASTARD by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:05:25 PM
...
Billy! Get me out of this hole by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:05:44 PM
I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog
Transformers 2: I'd Like a Little Pussy by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:06:56 PM

Okay, getting late... by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 5th, 2008 03:07:42 PM
...I'm going to bed.
Transformers 2: Sith of the Nuked Fridge by Violator90	Jun 5th, 2008 03:10:50 PM
Hope no one has use that title. Hell, Georgie you can have it. I was going to charge you for it but I'm feeling generous like Bay does when he serves up a heaping pile of shite.
TRANSFORMERS ON ICE by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:13:17 PM
Coming soon to your town!
GOODTRANSFORMERSFELLAS by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:14:42 PM
Directed by Marty Scorsese. Joe Pesci says FUCK 600,000 times.
THE PASSION OF THE BOT by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:16:46 PM
With bonus sugar tits.
TRANSFORMERS 2: MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS! by kolchak	Jun 5th, 2008 03:18:14 PM

Transformers 2: High Gas Prices by JoeSixPack	Jun 5th, 2008 03:20:10 PM
The Transformers, broke from filling their tanks, search for a weak oil-rich nation to topple.
TRANSFORMERS 2: THAT'S NO MOON by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:22:03 PM
Oh, wait, it is a moon.
TRANSFOMERS 2: SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:22:36 PM
Not necessarily in that order.
by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:24:20 PM

Transformers 2: Shia Wants More Money by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:24:51 PM

Transformers 2: Return of Durant by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:25:26 PM

Transformers 2: Die, Darkman, Die by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:26:13 PM

TRANSFOMERS 2: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:26:13 PM

Transformers Too by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:27:36 PM

Transformers 2: On The Move by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:28:09 PM

Transformers 2: Transluscent Transvestites by bingcrosbyb	Jun 5th, 2008 03:28:15 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: Thundercougarfalconbird by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:28:24 PM

Transformers 2: The Next Batch by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:28:41 PM

Transformers 2: ROBOT NIXON'S BAAACK by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:29:08 PM

Transfomers Save Christmas by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:29:18 PM
with special guest appearance by KISS.
Transformers 2: The Secret Of The Ooze by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:29:46 PM

Transformers 2: Hello Mary Lou by pokadoo	Jun 5th, 2008 03:31:23 PM

Transformers2:Giant big metal Jobby Jambouri by FILMFUNK	Jun 5th, 2008 03:35:14 PM
Transformers2:Giant big metal Jobby Jambouri
Transformers 2: Brokebot Mountain by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:39:01 PM
A gay cowboy robot falls in love with a straight cowboy robot. Hijinx and antics ensue. Frontal nudity.
Transformers 2: Sith of the Nuked Fridge by Violator90	Jun 5th, 2008 03:39:29 PM
What better opportunity for Georgie to as some of his other "great" ideas. Hell, there might be a Prime Jr. some where in this master piece of shit.
Transformers 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:39:36 PM

Transformers 2: Optimus Covered By John Connors Flesh by santi01	Jun 5th, 2008 03:40:31 PM

Transformers 2: The Decepticon who shagged me by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:41:14 PM
War one of the Decepticons swooping in and stealing Megan Fox from Witwicky. Robot Love ya'll.
Transfomers 2: All My Circuits by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:41:37 PM
Calculon is not pleased.
Transformers 2: It's over, Prime by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:41:45 PM
I would have waited an Eternity for this!
Transformers 2: The Wrath of Bay by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:42:06 PM

Transformers 2: The Chronicles of Prime by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:42:44 PM

Transformers 2: Megan Does The Decepticons by santi01	Jun 5th, 2008 03:42:45 PM

Ortimus and Bumle Bee Escape Guantanamo Bay by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:43:20 PM

Transformers 2: Lost in New York by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:43:58 PM

Transformers 2: Optimus Out The Closet by santi01	Jun 5th, 2008 03:44:46 PM
Thats what the flames are for!
Transformers 2: I Still Know what the Decepticons did last summe by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:44:47 PM

Transformers 2: Cruise Control by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:45:29 PM

Optimus and Bumblebee's Bogus Journey by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:46:18 PM

Transformers 2: The Two Transformers by Tony Is A Little Boy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:47:52 PM
By JRR Tolkien
Transformers 2: The Sequel by Calihoma	Jun 5th, 2008 03:48:06 PM
Okay, I guess I'm done for now. You guys are awesome. Some of these are hilareous.
Transformers 2: The Getting Up of the Fallen Down by Napoleon Park	Jun 5th, 2008 03:49:33 PM
Transformers 2: The Getting Up of the Fallen Down "You're gonna need a bigger Viagra."
Transformers 2: Gayer Than The T4 Ending by santi01	Jun 5th, 2008 03:49:35 PM

Transfomers Versus The Neanderthals by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:54:29 PM
So easy a caveman can do it.
Megatron Wins by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:56:26 PM
MegaMillions
Megatron Screams for Starscream by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 03:57:34 PM
Starscreams for ice cream.
Transformers 2: Aftershocks by peagreenboy	Jun 5th, 2008 03:58:31 PM

Transformers 2: Arsene Wenger 0 by messi	Jun 5th, 2008 04:04:21 PM
he knows.
Transformers 2: The Go-Bots STILL Suck by Grimjack99	Jun 5th, 2008 04:04:56 PM

TRANSFORMERS 2: The Scouring of the Shia by KurtLockwood	Jun 5th, 2008 04:05:07 PM
La Poof!
Transformers 2: Lick My Love Pump by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:06:19 PM
It needs Priming.
I was going to go with HYPERCUBE by BitterMan23	Jun 5th, 2008 04:07:39 PM
i think its underused.
Transformers 2: The Search for Spark by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:09:11 PM

E.T.: The Edible Transformer by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:12:26 PM
Tastes like chicken
Transformers 2: Transformers 2 by godzillasushi	Jun 5th, 2008 04:14:34 PM
Cut and paste explosion here
Transformers 2: Dead Robot's Chest by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 04:16:24 PM

Transformers 2: Megan Fox's Chest by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 04:16:43 PM

Autobots are from Apple, Decipticons are from Dell by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:19:08 PM
LInux is from Europe.
Horton Hears a Bot by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:20:19 PM

2 Bots, 1 Cup by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:22:06 PM

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bot by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:25:32 PM

It's a... Comedy Pyramid, Comedy Pyramid.... by Flipao	Jun 5th, 2008 04:27:08 PM

My least favorite so far: by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:29:37 PM
Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers 2: The Potty Starts Here by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:36:13 PM
Bumblebee has a oily discharge.
Little Miss Transformers. by Knobules	Jun 5th, 2008 04:43:26 PM
Starring a bunch of talking pigs.
Michael Bay has a beer and cheets on his wife by dolphin5588	Jun 5th, 2008 04:45:23 PM

Transformers 2: DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY! by br1947	Jun 5th, 2008 04:47:07 PM
Tomdolan04 had it right, there is no better name possible. Unless it's "Transformers: Reboot" and has NOTHING to do with the first one.
Transformers Too: by maroon	Jun 5th, 2008 04:51:13 PM
More craptasticness from the likes of a filmmaker whose only ideas come from watching other craptasticness from other films and cobbling them all together time after time to make virtually the same movie again and again. Geeky Hero: check. Motley crew of insanely talented human misfit sidekicks: check. Crazy and/or out of touch bad guy/misguided good guy: check. Incomprehensible technological threat: check. Stereotypical tough and sexy women who work on oil rigs or cars: check (or are sassy minorities). Slow motion shots: check. Explosions in public places: check. AND Robots, Asteriod, Island Prison, Cloning, or Island Prison and Cloning, or someother element that unites all of the above together: check. Seriously, Michael Bay made a movie, once, and has replicated it over and over again. Who cares what we call it, they are all the same.
Autobot House by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:55:58 PM
Spoiler: They are on Double Secret Probation
Transfomers: Deja 2 by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:58:03 PM
Inspired by maroon
The Unbearable Lightness of Being an Autobot by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 04:59:18 PM

Transformers 2: The Transporter by TallBoy66	Jun 5th, 2008 05:06:12 PM
With A Vengence.
confirmed by Nemesis Enforcer	Jun 5th, 2008 05:06:38 PM
Hasbro has just confirmed, THIS IS THE TITLE. F or a brief while i thought it was some misinformation. Dear god, what are these assholes doing to Transformers?????
TRANSFORMERS 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS 2 UNDERSTAND by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 05:07:13 PM

TRANSFORMERS II: KINGDOM OF THE IRON NUMB SKULL BEGINS by mwrisner	Jun 5th, 2008 05:09:48 PM
Or how about "Who Gives A F#@K What Comes Out of Michael Bay's Colon?"
TRANSFOMERS 2 MUCH 2 ASK by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 05:09:52 PM
4 a movie that doesn't suck
Transformers 2: Still 'Tarded by brainfood	Jun 5th, 2008 05:09:59 PM

Transformers 2: How to Buy Transformers by brodiebruce_405	Jun 5th, 2008 05:11:04 PM
"And the award for best animated short goes to "Action Figure Man" for it's season premiere, "How to Buy Action Figure Man". "I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT..."
I just pray to God by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 05:11:17 PM
...that the plot doesn't involve time travel.
Maybe the dead Transformers come back as by bobjustbob	Jun 5th, 2008 05:16:06 PM
zombie ghost bots. They travel thru walls and eat brains. Warm tasty brains. It's a fibre-poor diet and thus they suffer.
The Transformers by Second Try	Jun 5th, 2008 05:17:58 PM
The Reboot without Michael Bay (Damn him)
maroon re: Michael Bay by KurtLockwood	Jun 5th, 2008 05:23:17 PM
don't forget to add that all peripheral female characters (including gratuitous screaming extras) are all insanely hot.
the 2nd installments are the best of Indy/Star Wars by Prossor	Jun 5th, 2008 05:24:10 PM

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ELECTRIC BOOGALO? WRATH OF KHAN? THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK? TEMPLE OF DOOM? What will be after the colon for TRANSFORMERS 2?