Will they use the tears for Fears song? Somehow it dosen't seem to fit...

That being said, it seems the creatives at HBO are a bunch of latte-drinking pillow-biters who would shriek and run screaming at the sight of a vagina.

Fucking hell Harry, either give us something to show us why we should be excited about this show, or go bust a nut with the missus.

Rose, I'm begging you! Go back to being curvy and healthy! You were so much sexier when you were curvy!

This message goes out to ALL Hollowwood starlets who started out with curvy bodies! WE LIKED YOU THAT WAY! The only ones who want you to look like a bag of bones are the ones who don't like women, anyway!

To be honest, I think two things basically killed GRINDHOUSE. (1) The marketing, which really never managed to explain to the average moviegoer "what" it was about or even "what" it would be like as a film experience. I mean, if you were a film buff and you knew what Grindhouse exploitation films were, you were good to go. But the average person never really "got it." But the MAIN reason that I think GRINDHOUSE failed -- and this is where a flame war might begin -- is because (2) the first half was pretty fun (Rodriguez' PLANET portion)...the mock trailers in the middle were fun as well, in fact in some cases they were laugh out loud funny...but then the other half of the film, Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, was just flat-out terminally boring, self-indulgent bullshit.

Seriously, let the record show that I basically like Tarantino, but let's be honest: DEATH PROOF was actually painful to sit through. How you make a BORING exploitation film about 3 women looking to settle a score with Kurt Russell in a muscle car is beyond me. Talk about a letdown. By the time the lights came up, everyone I knew who had seen the movie simply felt an emotional crash -- that is, whatever sense of fun they had been feeling from the first half was now completely dissipated. And let's recall history correctly, shall we? When GRINDHOUSE debuted even the critics were pointing that out. Not to mention the Talkbacks were likewise filled with debates about how badly Tarantino had dropped the ball. For crying out loud, to this day I still want him to give me back the time I lost off my life having to sit through such groan-inducing, self-indulgent crap like that restaurant scene where the girls were talking about absolutely NOTHING and the scene just went on...and on...and on...and on...and then you looked at your watch and it STILL went on...and on...and on. And you just knew that while he was shooting it, Tarantino must've been delusionally sitting in the Director's chair thinking to himself, "My God, I write SUCH brilliant dialogue!" when someone should have had the balls to go up to him in the editing room and say "For crying out loud, man, this film is fucking DRAGGING. And I mean BADLY."

So as for this PRISON project, my reaction is the same for most things: the concept sounds fun on a basic level, but it really depends on the final execution and WHERE this goes since it COULD become a one-note joke that gets tired awfully fast. But all in all, if the pilot was good...if Rodriquez REALLY has a sense of direction for it...if there really IS a plot that actually goes somewhere (for example, Rose breaks out of jail and while she's on the run they do take-offs on OTHER types of exploitation films or something doofy like that)...then sure, if I was a channel like Cinemax I would greenlight it for a sample 6 episode run, and then I'd show it on Friday nights wedged in amongst some other exploitation flicks to make a late night programming event around it.

Oh yeah and his hot, foul-mouthed sister as played by the delicious Jennifer Carpenter. Oh wait, that's Showtime. Fall can't come soon enough.

Good episode. LOTS of changes... I won't spoil it, but I will say we don't see Roslyn for the entire episode, and that Saul has a LOT on his plate by the end of this episode.

Oh, and Adama will have to repair his model ship AGAIN.

and fucking good they are too.

Rose: "Are you SURE? SLURRRRP!"

RR: "WOMEN IN CHAINS!!!!

Speaking as someone who is in his mid-forties and who is in shape, no gray hairs, smiles and stays upbeat, and who looks pretty damn good for my age (most people who meet me actually think I'm 32 or so), I just want to say that being in your mid-forties is HARDLY when you are "past your prime." Hell, if you stay upbeat and full of life, I'd argue this is when you're actually just hitting your stride!

As for his wife, I haven't seen any pictures of her, but I can assure you there are plenty of HOT looking forty year old women that could EASILY give Rose McGowan a run for her money. Or did you just happen to miss out on that whole MILF porn thing the last decade or so?