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A Poster For SPACE CHIMPS Is Now Online!! The Movie Has Music By Blue Man Group??

That Logo shamelessly rips-off Speedracer by Zompar Usilon	May 23rd, 2008 08:10:09 AM
Maybe 'cause there's a chimp in it too? And the primates who brought us Shrek may please climb back on their trees and stop bothering us with another shitty animation movie. Ass.
Oh joy by Trazadone	May 23rd, 2008 08:13:14 AM
Not only do you get to hear Patrick Warburton play yet another oafish animated character, you'll also be lightly serenaded by the pounding of sticks in a paint-puddled drum, the faint hum of a blacklight, and the deafening applause of excited tourists. What a beautiful, beautiful film this will be.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	May 23rd, 2008 08:15:03 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Mmm. now I'm hungry for monkey brains. by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	May 23rd, 2008 08:18:34 AM
sweet, sweet monkey brains.
Without checking, I'm gonna bet Steve Carrel's in this... by YotzVonFrelnik	May 23rd, 2008 08:32:56 AM
Just a gut instinct. Steve Carrell. As a cartoon monkey. Why not?
YotzVonFrelnik by Whitemouse	May 23rd, 2008 08:38:28 AM
nah...no Steve Carrel...it's got Jeff Daniels...
WALL*E will piss lighter-fluid all over Space Chimps by The Gospel According to Bastardface	May 23rd, 2008 08:54:02 AM
Bring it on, bitch!
Space... by jackofhearts29	May 23rd, 2008 08:55:15 AM
Where no one can hear a chimp scream. Or throw feces.
Is this planet of the apes remake? by gregniz	May 23rd, 2008 08:58:59 AM
Heston just missed being able to make a cameo.
There will be a red headed monkey by Annie The Pod Racer	May 23rd, 2008 09:03:38 AM
voiced by Rick Astley. "Your hearts been aching, But you're too shy to say it."
"From one of the primates that brought you Shrek"? by Osmosis Jones	May 23rd, 2008 09:28:43 AM
Kind of a bad sign when they're stealing their poster tagline from the Epic/Date Movie guys...
Simpsons by Darth Sticky	May 23rd, 2008 09:59:48 AM
"I guess he didn't hail to the chimp." H. Simpson
OH FUCK YES! They must throw feces!! by Baron Karza	May 23rd, 2008 10:03:53 AM
Love me some Space Chimps!
this will REALLY be entertaining... by The Marquis de Side 3	May 23rd, 2008 10:48:59 AM
...if it were R-Rated. sex and poop gags would REALLY go farther this way than in a PG/G flick.
Detective Chimp by Phil Connors	May 23rd, 2008 11:57:44 AM
Since DC and Marvel are pimping out every single minutiae of super heroes, why not Detective Chimp?
What the fuck ?? Why not real chimps by picardsucks	May 23rd, 2008 12:40:52 PM
dressed like people. Nothing funnier and I mean nothing funnier than chimps dressed up like people with dubbed voices. Pondscum we need to do a rewrite here. Masterbating Astro-Chimps and the temple of poo
WHOLLY SHIT!!!!!!! by Series7	May 23rd, 2008 12:51:30 PM
Patrick Warburton is doing voice acting now????? Since when did this happen?
I was hoping for something Live Action... by AdrianVeidt	May 23rd, 2008 12:54:39 PM

BLUE MAN GROUP and Barry Sonnenfeld?? by Series7	May 23rd, 2008 12:56:51 PM
Well Barry Sonnenfeld isn't a stretch he'll put his name on anything. But why did Blue Man decide to make there first venture into scoring a movie this????? Seriously?
Thought it was a joke by myrtle_mae_simmons	May 23rd, 2008 01:26:11 PM
For ages when I first heard about space Chimps I thought it was a wind-up and that a movie so crappy sounding couldn't possibly be in production. I'm so naive.
Needs REAL chimps!!! by buffywrestling	May 23rd, 2008 01:38:49 PM
If we demand it; they'll make it!! We won't go see it, but we will laugh at the sad sack director who gets saddled with children, chimps and weightlessness.
this is a movie for kids, you numnuts by StovetopStuffin'	May 23rd, 2008 01:46:59 PM
of course it's gonna be dumb. But guess what. It's gonna make millions! All they have to do is advertise on kids shows and it's a done deal.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! by listo65	May 23rd, 2008 02:17:42 PM
When I was 8 years old, my parents were killed by space chimps.
listo65 by MrJJonz	May 23rd, 2008 02:25:52 PM
I feel your pain
"on july 18th, go bananas!" by the toad	May 23rd, 2008 03:02:09 PM
.......jesus fucking christ....
Hey Trazadone, that was pretty funny by Alec.Eiffel	May 23rd, 2008 04:32:10 PM
when I read it the first time on iwatchstuff.com. Dude, at least try to use your own wording when you're gonna steal someone's joke.
I'd rather see PIGS IN SPACE: The Movie... by Ambush_Bug	May 23rd, 2008 04:54:26 PM
...seriously.
Picture reminds me of ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES by Uncle Stan	May 23rd, 2008 05:52:35 PM

From one of the writers that brought you Shrek by skimn	May 23rd, 2008 06:31:01 PM
As inspiring as the taglines for Date movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie........
Damn it by skimn	May 23rd, 2008 06:32:53 PM
I've got to read these before I post.
I hate every ape I see... from chimpan-A to chimpanzeeI hate eve by bswise	May 23rd, 2008 06:33:53 PM
Wow. Blue Man Group. How fresh and cutting edge. I really hope Dukakis wins.
Does Anybody Remember the show Space Monkeys? by T 1000 xp professional	May 23rd, 2008 08:06:20 PM
Can you say rip off of a pretty funny show
Pondscum by picardsucks	May 23rd, 2008 08:12:56 PM
As a result of a Syrian Bioweapon spill nearly all of humanity is wiped out. All of humanity save those scientists, military personal and a group of teenage schoolkids who were touring Cheyene on a fieldtrip when Bio weapons were released who made it to the underground bunkers beneath Cheyene mountain. The scientists and a plucky biology prodegy in the way of 17 yr old Kristen (played by pop artist Rhiana) figure out the reason why all the animal kingdom was spared the effects of the bio toxins and realize that in addition to being spared the near extintion that befell humanity the bio weapons had the inexplicable side effect of rewritting the genetic makeup of animals, greatly enhancing their cognitive skills. They observe primate test subjects with the subterranian mountain labs exposed to the toxin and find that within days their reasoning skills have been greatly amplified to the point of being able to speak and learn english. Within the week the chimps led by the alpha male Jaro are communicating at an elementary school level and improving with each passing day. The Chimps quickly gain a fasination with the teenagers IPods and begin to actually take on various hip hop personalities.(this would explain their voices being dubbed by Nick Cannon, 50 cent, Charlie Murphy, and the silly slacker chimp voiced by Johnah Hill) Besides the chimps new found mixing talents they are also seen speedreading Steven Hawking books and mastering the concepts of space and time. One Chimp, nicknamed Master B (for Banana) says "That Hawking shit was dope!" The genius chimps, along with Kristin, the government scientists and the comic relief students (uptight BEBE wearing snotty waspy valley girl,dumb jock and stoner dude who become bickering friends)reason that only a of large supply tri colbalt element found on the moon, when released into the water supply can destroy the waterbound toxins and alow earth's remaining population to retrun to the surface and repopulate the species. Master B suggests they make use of the Cheyene mountains decomissioned Atlas nuclear missles and cobble together a spacecraft capable of going to the moon, retrieving a large supply of the tri cobalt element and returning with it to drop into the pacific ocean wear the tides will disperse it. >>>>> And on to Avika "Pondscum" Goldman
Blue Man Group already worked on the Robots soundtrack by Osmosis Jones	May 23rd, 2008 10:30:56 PM

Alec.Eiffel and I Watch Stuff by Trazadone	May 23rd, 2008 11:22:55 PM
You're totally correct, in my haste to comment on this stupid film I didn't credit the I Watch Stuff site. Hilarious site!
Actually, I did like the Blue Man Group show. by bswise	May 24th, 2008 12:43:47 AM
Saw it in NY in 98. Amazing it has run for 20 years now.
Do they get irradiated and then Ferris Bueller by Dingbatty	May 24th, 2008 02:36:43 AM
releases them into the subburbs?
totallly ripped off Space Monkey Gleek by Groothewarrior	May 24th, 2008 09:19:28 AM
Gleeks tail was more powerful than all the Superfriends put together!
Pondscum by picardsucks	May 24th, 2008 09:48:37 AM
See telling you Bro we ought to be in hollywood
july 18 you say? by chainsaw1974	May 24th, 2008 04:39:56 PM
sorry i'll be getting hyper about the dark knight that weekend.wake me when they make a lancelot link secret chimp the movie!
CHIMPS! IN! SPAAAAAAAAAACE! by Yeti	May 25th, 2008 06:15:31 PM
Caution: Poo may be thrown during the screening of this film.
more ways... by chainsaw1974	May 25th, 2008 08:55:28 PM
then one ,yeti ,lol.

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