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oh...
by d a v 3 y
May 21st, 2008
09:14:48 AM
ok!
Rambo, John or no John SUCKS!
by Proman1984
May 21st, 2008
09:15:12 AM
Go Indy 4!
Why would anyone...
by montimer
May 21st, 2008
09:15:48 AM
Buy this DVD if the director's cut is out in a few months?
Well shit
by VXXXJesterXXXV
May 21st, 2008
09:16:44 AM
I really am not a fan of double dips. They could have fucking released the directors cut next Tuesday. I have already bought and paid for the Blu Ray and am not sure I am keen on buying it again later this year. Then again I loved the movie so who knows
In France it was already "John Rambo" in theater
by TheManBehindTheMask
May 21st, 2008
09:17:19 AM
So I guess it's not a news to me!
FUCK YEAH
by erichaislar
May 21st, 2008
09:17:45 AM
Man that movie was balls!
Rambo Goes to Outer Space
by Annie The Pod Racer
May 21st, 2008
09:17:54 AM
or was that Rambozo the clown?
I liked the movie
by Razorback
May 21st, 2008
09:19:02 AM
I would like to see the director's cut.
that movie was great, hahah
by BMacSmith
May 21st, 2008
09:20:32 AM
ultraviolence!!!!!!!!
I'm ready for my meeting now....
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
09:21:43 AM
If it's too long, there's gonna be blood.
Ron Jambo
by tonagan
May 21st, 2008
09:26:59 AM
Roger Corman's working on that one.
Manbehindthemask
by Zempf
May 21st, 2008
09:27:20 AM
Surely that must have been "Jean Rambò" in the french cinemas
Great
by Mr Sidney James
May 21st, 2008
09:28:28 AM
Now can they go back and call Rambo: First Blood just 'First Blood' again as it should be.
The Directors Cut
by greg39
May 21st, 2008
09:28:44 AM
He also said last night he wants to give every cent from the special edition to the Burmese.
In Iran it was John Persia.
by MonkeyManReturns
May 21st, 2008
09:30:06 AM
PERSIA.
Ugh
by ChickenStu
May 21st, 2008
09:32:13 AM
After watching this movie, I never want to eat a rare steak again.
how...
by g-ride9000
May 21st, 2008
09:37:57 AM
poignant
Rambo was the best one since first blood
by _SnakePlissken_
May 21st, 2008
09:46:05 AM
And was the best film last year I can not get over how fucking good that movie was, and how the critics missed the point of it
LOVED THIS FUCKIN MOVIE!!!
by HitchCock'n'Balz
May 21st, 2008
09:46:46 AM
Wow...it was the tits...Big tits. Here is some news this site should have already found out....but I haven't seen anything about....Christian Bale has signed on for 3 Terminator flicks! http://www.mania.com/bale-conf irmed-for-whole-terminator-tri logy_article_58404.html
Rambo...
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
09:51:08 AM
...kicked my ass all over the place. That movie was sweet.

Seriously, that scene when the mercenaries are cowering in hiding, afraid to do anything to help the people the Burmese soldiers are herding across a mine-laden paddy, and Rambo jumps out and pwns the whole Burmese squad in five seconds with his bow -- sweeeeeeeet.

_SnakePlissken_ you're so right!
by Sith Witch
May 21st, 2008
09:51:17 AM
I can't believe the critical beating it took, because it was the most powerful and socially-conscious film I've seen in years.
It was a good action flick!
by MonkeyManReturns
May 21st, 2008
09:53:19 AM
But was reviewed by dumbasses who adore sex in the city - hence the bad reviews! It was criminal how this film was ignored - I suspect huge DVD interest.
Seeing as the Theatrical Cut was so short..
by C Legion
May 21st, 2008
09:53:57 AM
I'd welcome a longer cut. I liked much about "Rambo" but the story was incredibly thin. But then again, I seem to remember Sly saying the same thing after "Rocky Balboa" came out, and the closest we got to a Directors Cut of that was a few deleted/extended scenes on the DVD (scenes that should not have been cut). So I won't be holding my breath for this one.
And the epilogue!
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
09:54:41 AM
How fucking cool was that?
I'm not a huge Rambo fan...
by amano
May 21st, 2008
09:58:00 AM
...but damn that footage sold me. I was laughing in glee at all the ultraviolence. I'm gonna get this on bluray just to see that scene in hd.
And I thought last night's Leno was a repeat
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
May 21st, 2008
10:03:01 AM
You're like a few months late for promoting Rambo there aren't you Sly? Oh well I got my copy pre-ordered anyhow.
greg39
by CherryValance
May 21st, 2008
10:07:31 AM
I thought that was interesting since he seemed to be announcing the whole thing without asking Lionsgate.
Thanks Merrick, I can make it one more day now!
by YotzVonFrelnik
May 21st, 2008
10:07:40 AM
Why didn't I see this in the theater???
Because you demanded it!
by Diagnostic
May 21st, 2008
10:15:26 AM
John Rambo: Director's Cut!!!
Now with 25% more grunts and grimaces!!!!!
This Film is Not Yet Rated
by sambafreak13
May 21st, 2008
10:24:40 AM
So this gets an R but The Cooler was gonna get NC-17 cause there's a 2 second shot of Maria Bello's pubes. Hmmm. I have no problem with violent movies. I love violent movies. I do not, however, love the fact that movie raters (and, honestly, our society at large) believe sexual content is somehow more damaging to our youth than the shit you see in this clip. How many knuckle-headed parents do you think brought their 10 year olds to see this movie? Based on my experience, I'm guessing quite a few. This is a rant and I doubt anyone gives a shit what I think about all this, but I see a clip like that, see the rating, and just get more and more fed up with the double standard.
THE BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF 2008!
by ABking
May 21st, 2008
10:24:43 AM
...with the claymore bomb scene matching it as well! "FIRE OFF A SHOT"!
Oh What a Huge Blood-Turd Stallone Hath Pooped!
by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswaldO prahWinFreeJackHorkheimer
May 21st, 2008
10:25:50 AM
Hope they cut in the scene where he uses his dick to smash a tank commanders head like a casaba melon THEN uses the gore for lube and proceeds to make Julie Benz's vag' look like an Arby's Beef and Cheddar Sandwich thats been left out in the rain.
He NEEDS TO KILL MORE MFs.
by Redfive!
May 21st, 2008
10:27:52 AM
I want a 2000...YES 2000 not a simple 200,I WANT A 2000 BODY COUNT next time,Im talking one full hour of this clip times 1000.
I CALL BULLSHIT!
by UMAGA
May 21st, 2008
10:39:43 AM
Sly said we were getting a Rocky Balboa director's cut on the commentary for that DVD and then said there wasn't one on this very website.
NEED. MORE. RAMBO!
by judge dredds fresh undies
May 21st, 2008
10:39:54 AM
That film fucking owned but I want to see Rambo be more centre stage in the next one and be mobile with an ak or something and also more BOW and ARROW action is required! Rambo should have been a huge huge hit i think it will do well on DVD.
Fucking hell that was orgasmic carnage
by heyscot
May 21st, 2008
10:40:25 AM
I can't wait for the DVD to come out so I can freeze-frame that shit to see how the hell he filmed that. . .that's the most realistic carnage I have ever seen.
Oh and BTW..
by UMAGA
May 21st, 2008
10:42:13 AM
Everyone was talking about Rambo 5 switching directing and going..sci-fi? Did Sly even say that? I thought he meant it just wouldn't be a war movie anymore. The easiest direction is turning Rambo into a Punisher-like figure.
He better earn that title
by Vern
May 21st, 2008
10:44:14 AM
RAMBO was decent but as you can tell by the goofballs in this talkback it was all about killing a bunch of motherfuckers and not very much a character driven piece. But wait, you ask, this is RAMBO, how can it be character driven, ha ha ha Vern you are a moron. Well I'm glad you asked my friend because my reasoning is because this is a sequel to FIRST BLOOD which was very much about a character and what he goes through although also had him killing a bunch of guys.

There were little hints of that here and there in RAMBO but I was glad it didn't use that title since it was not at all an equivalent to ROCKY BALBOA. But I would be very happy if the director's cut was more about Rambo along with making dudes at home yell RAAAAAMBBBBOOOOOOO!!!! (chest bump)

Death Porn
by Autodidact
May 21st, 2008
10:50:30 AM
Rambo (4) was death porn, pure and simple. I was right there with a VIP ticket on opening day. Rambo took these fuckin guys on teh Bang Bus!
First Blood was first a fairly serious literary success
by JackRabbitSlim
May 21st, 2008
10:51:17 AM
The original book, can't remember who wrote it, was considered a fairly serious piece of post-Vietnam literature, the growing realization of the widespread ptsd that the country was starting to acknowledge. It was covered in the New York Times Book Review and even given a positive review. You can still see echoes, faint though they may be, of that original characterization in the first film.
It's definitely called John Rambo!
by ApneicMonkey
May 21st, 2008
10:54:13 AM
I watched an early release of the DVD last weekend and the title John Rambo now appears at the beginning of the movie. It was a nice surprise.
This movie was balls, the tits, a bag of chips
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
10:54:25 AM
I can't believe a person exists who didn't think this wasn't the best hardcore action movie in over a decade. And it doesn't matter that the plot was thin, for an action movie it accomplishes what There Will Be Blood does as a drama movie. When Sly appears with the bow, you're transported to a place that only Predator, Robocop, Die Hard and a handful of other action movies were able to sweep you away to. I'm totally serious, this was a transcendental movie experience for me.

I would be very surprised if this movie wasn't in my top three at the end of the year. And a Director's Cut is something we should all be glad for.

And it isnt the MPAA that has decided the sex v violence
by JackRabbitSlim
May 21st, 2008
10:57:23 AM
Its the American filmgoer, who in the 90's had a chance to legitimize the NC17 rating by actually *GASP* paying to see "Henry and June" and "Showgirls" and the few others that came out but ... no one did (well, I did, but believe me the Showgirls theater was echoingly empty) preferring instead to watch the carnage candy that was Terminator 2, et al. If you want a viable NC17 rating, the next time a film comes out with that rating (though there prolly never will be one), no matter how bad the reviews - GO SEE IT!
The Director's Cut better be 3 hours long
by ImMorganFreeman
May 21st, 2008
10:57:56 AM
And 85 minutes are just scenes of him making that knife. And that monologue. Most brilliant bit of writing all year. Take THAT Diablo Cody
Yes, but will Lionsgate allow it..
by skimn
May 21st, 2008
10:59:23 AM
Sly said he hasn't check with Lionsgate yet, BUT, every dime made off the "directors cut" would go to Burma. Lionsgate would look the giant hero if they would allow it, but despite the Saw profits, could they afford to do it....? I know it the costs are low to produce DVDs, but you know studios......
I have to respectfully disagree with Vern
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
11:02:39 AM
First off, he didn't kill a bunch of guys in First Blood, he killed one guy and that was only because the jerkoff was hanging outside an unstable helicopter. Otherwise, he just shredded a lot of flesh below the waist.

As far as character development goes, we've had 3 previous films to find out who this guy is. Here we learn everything we need to know: he's become so jaded with his own country that he now lives in Thailand and keeps to himself mostly. He's not trying to make a difference anymore because he realizes that change has to occur on a worldwide scale, not localized like the missionaries are attempting to do.

I'll get skewered for saying this, but what Sly did with the character in under 90 minutes was brilliant.

Any word yet on how the transfer looks?
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
11:06:52 AM
The blu ray for rambo 4. Anyone seen it yet?
fassbinder79
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
11:10:38 AM
Apparently Harry watched it yesterday but he might have been doped up on drugs. But he's probably going to watch it repeatedly. As any self-respecting geek would do.
Mid Week Picker Upper
by Darth_Valinorean
May 21st, 2008
11:10:52 AM
Thanks for that man... I really needed to see something like that and it hit the spot. Rough fcking week at work and nothing like watching a lil' justice, Rambo style being served out.
Didn't see the new Ramblo flick....
by fivezero
May 21st, 2008
11:11:04 AM
but i just watched that clip and it's super-hardcore. this shit caters to the lowest common denominator of action movie fan. people who hunt down real war footage and terrorist torture/execution videos. desensetized people who need their reality gore fix. Rambo has repugnant levels of violence. whew! i still wanna see it, HA!
Is he going for an X rating?
by Mullah Omar
May 21st, 2008
11:12:59 AM
What was cut? RAMBO was loaded with carnage and I have a hard time imagining what could have been cut to tone down the theatrical version. Or is it just a length/depth issue and he wants to put in more character development?
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Go Ahead ChestBump Me
May 21st, 2008
11:13:50 AM
You're right at the center of the true.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
11:17:19 AM
Haven't seen it yet but everything I've watched clip wise has me very excited about it. Everyone I know who saw it in the theater loved it. I can't wait to buy it on blu ray this weekend. Just wanted to know if the transfer came out okay. Sometimes on blu ray dark scenes can come out looking really grainy. Wanted to see if it passed the mustard. But I can't wait to see it. In many respects it looks like Stallone did with Rambo 4 what Spielberg should have done with the new Indy film.
That's not fair
by JackRabbitSlim
May 21st, 2008
11:20:31 AM
I highly enjoy hyperviolent movies - though for my money I thought Tae Guk Gi was nastier than Rambo - but I enjoy it partly because i know all the time its karo syrup, red coloring dye #2 and occasional stewed tomatoes. Its the thrill of the forbidden via proxy. On the other hand, I refuse to watch the video of the execution of that poor reporter and the two deaths i've witnessed first hand (both road accidents) were in no way cinematic, hideously smelly (something movies will never get across) and simply grotesque and repellent. Not comparable imo.
i liked it but
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 21st, 2008
11:21:05 AM
most of his kills came sitting at a bloody machine gun on a truck.

i wanted more of him going at it alone against everyone.

i guess he wanted to return both rocky and rambo back to their somewhat realistic roots.

maybe
by Smoke Monster Loves Kate
May 21st, 2008
11:23:32 AM
he cut all the crazy over the top scenes. :prays:
fivezero
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
11:29:51 AM
Anyone who wants to see snuff videos of those crazy terrorists sawing off people's heads is a degenerate low life who needs to be served a big bowl of diarrhetic shit and wash it down with a warm glass of camel piss.

Watching Sly utilize the most impressive esplodin' body effects this side of the Mississippi and seamlessly slap it together with unreal editing and cheering the whole time does not mean I sit in my basement jerking off to faces of Death.

You think Rambo is violent?
by SenatorNado
May 21st, 2008
11:32:24 AM
How about the end of the world? http://www.theendisnear.co.uk
TOTAL FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 21st, 2008
11:36:26 AM
Jesus fucking Christ!!! Almost all of that carnage was cut in our fucking German theatrical version! I think my eyes just melted and fell outta my head! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!
The is the best movie ever
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
11:39:13 AM
This is the sort of bad ass that 300 wanted to be. All the fucking fags out there whinning Sly's too old, when this came out are just fucking bitches. I can't believe this was not a huge hit in theaters. God the American public is so dumb and lazy. Even people I know who were too hesitent to see Rocky's return on the big screen and caught it on DVD and were amazed at how good it was, were still hesitent to believe that Sly could make Rambo awesome again. Any one that sat around and decided not to see this movie because it got bad reviews should not be allowed to see it at all. I am fucking tired of people who need critics to decide if they should see a movie or not.

I will buy both editions, just because I can't sit around and wait.

double dipping palooza
by Bouncy X
May 21st, 2008
11:44:44 AM
so i hope this director's cut will be included in the eventual complete series collection on blu-ray. because its retarded how they made a fancy box for all 4 on regular dvd but blu-ray just has 4 individually and they put that trilogy box from a few years ago on blu-ray.
Rambo is exactly the kind of movie
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
11:45:43 AM
That would make me spend my stimulus check on a Blu-Ray player. I wish Harry would give us a review. Like fassbinder, I'm curious to know if the transfer is good, especially since there's that significant scene of the night raid on the camp when some things are hard to make out.
Did anyone
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
11:48:45 AM
See Indy on Letterman last night as well? I was surprised Leno couldn't get Ford. Also how Sly was much less awkward and nervous then Ford. Maybe it was letterman, but Ford came off wicked nervous. He was pretty funny though, but Sly was a lot more at ease. Maybe Ford is really an actor, like how DDL seems like some weird shy dude in interviews and then plays these huge characters.
Listen, America....
by TheDo
May 21st, 2008
11:49:46 AM
having a film dedicated to one of your own killing lots of foreigners may appeal to your armed-to-the-teeth xenophobia and need see yourselves "sticking it" to the baddies with skin colours different to your own but outside of america that shit falls on it's face. hard. i've got no inclination to view this "masterpiece" as, imo, stallone should've stopped making films after get carter. but, methinks he was tempted to join the sequel brigade as he has only two franchises people would pay to see so he might as well make the most out of it? amirite?
The brutality of meh...
by kingralphuk
May 21st, 2008
11:50:43 AM
Still, that is some serious fucking violence !
Gee, do you think they got everyone on the boat?
by Raymar
May 21st, 2008
11:54:17 AM
Overkill!
Ford on Letterman
by fivezero
May 21st, 2008
11:59:48 AM
Embarrassingly awful. I cringed so hard that my spine almost snapped in two. Fuck that pilot bullshit. Talk about the movie! Talk about something we care about. They made like 9 pussy jokes! Shame on them!
I respectfully disagree with your respectful disagreement
by Vern
May 21st, 2008
12:00:12 PM
I should repeat, I did like the movie and it was great to see Rambo on screen again, I just believe that Sly is capable of better. I loved the scene where he attacks them with arrows, I loved the last shot. My favorite part is when she told him she didn't know what to say and he said well, then don't say anything, which sums up his character well.

But in many ways the story played like the dumbass bunch of explosions and grunting that people parody the series as. I mean, the missionaries get captured, he goes and saves them (white people only), then he comes back. That's the entire plot! I am one for simplicity but this just felt a little on the lazy side, there could've been some turn you didn't see coming at some point, something that brought it to the next level.

But more importantly I think it was a missed opportunity not to deal with the amount of time passed like they did in ROCKY BALBOA. This exact screenplay could've been done 2 years after RAMBO III and that would've been cool but now he is old, and that's fucking cool! But they don't take advantage of it.

Yes, this movie is more like the type of action movie I want to be seeing, so I'm happy he tried, but it is not the fucking holy grail yet. I'm just saying I hope the director's cut (if it really happens) has more of those elements to improve on the movie. (Or give us part 5!)

i do not understand
by Bouncy X
May 21st, 2008
12:05:49 PM
how people in other countries get offended when american movies portray some of their people as the bad guys/terrorists. i mean, its not like they're making stuff up, most terrorists are from the middle east. of course, its no surprise you never heard about this sorta reaction until 9/11, because its not like middle easterners caused that or anything. i mean seriously, its just a movie...people as a whole are so moronic sometimes. and thats my pointless little rant.
Series 7
by Abominable Snowcone
May 21st, 2008
12:07:19 PM
Are you saying that BOTH Sly and Ford were on the SAME Leno show? Damn, two of my all-time heroes together, and I fuckin' miss it. I wonder what they think of each other's work. And Vern, I agree with your assessment. Rambo was fun, but didn't capitalize on the opportunity to show much character growth, the way Rocky Balboa did. I mean, after 20 years, what's Rambo been doing with himself? Why is he hunting snakes for a living? Is he staying there to punish himself? Does he HATE America? If so, why? I mean, I understand that he distrusts the US government because of 'Nam and the shit he went through in the first three movies, but surely after 20 years he must understand that the American people aren't to blame. Also, it's suggested that Rambo had a father, and that his father is alive. And since he didn't go live with his father after the events in Rambo III, I was left wondering, well, did they have a falling out? Why didn't Rambo go home? He's just gonna pick up the pieces now with his dad, who must be in his 80s? Why bother? It almost would have made more sense to show Rambo back home in the US, but walking up the road to the offices of whatever missionary Sara and Michael worked for. That would have brought "full circle" the change of mind Rambo had from Sara's little speeches--that they CAN make a difference. Don't get me wrong, I liked Rambo, but it was not a "great" movie to me the way "Rocky Balboa" was.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Abominable Snowcone
May 21st, 2008
12:11:13 PM
Brother warciple, I just wanted to add that the "sudden appearance with bow" scene was aslo my favorite part, and one of those pinnacle Rambo / movie hero moments. But I guess I was hoping for more scenes like that in the movie. Like when Rambo takes off alone through the woods with the claymore, I was hoping he'd do other little "cool Rambo things" after rigging the tallboy. Instead, focus shifts to the mercenaries and missionaries, and when we do see Rambo again, it's only because he's the catalyst for the final fight. And once that starts, he's only a small piece of the action. Whereas with the 80s movies, he pretty much WAS the action. Not that I expected him to take on the Burmese army alone. I just expected more little, ya know, Rambo moments. Stitching up the arm kinda stuff.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
12:14:35 PM
Blu Ray is 90 percent worth it if you have a big tv. I have a 46 inch sony hdtv and most of my collection looks friggin' sweet on this tv. I also own an hd-dvd player (casablanca and robin hood 1938 look AMAZING - PRISTINE on hd-dvd). But night scenes can be sketchy on certain titles and the upconvert from standard discs is all over the place. Some look great like Akira and Final Destination 2. And others look awful upconverted (i.e. Zodiac and Heat). Zodiac hd-dvd is a thing of beauty though so I imagine the blu-ray should be just as mindblowing when it comes out. There Will Be Blood looked AWFUL upconverted so I am anxiously waiting for that one on blu-ray. Hopefully PTA kicked those guys in the ass to get it right. Otherwise he's going to have big problems 'cuz the standard def version on an hdtv looks like ass. Harry, please give us a blu-ray review of Rambo. Thumbs up or thumbs down? On another rambo note: the first blood blu ray look okay but not great. Hopefully for will get better treatment. And just because its new doesn't mean its going to look good. I've seen plenty of new films on my tv that are on blu-ray that didn't look so hot. Overall I am pleased with buying one though. The fact is on a big tv you can't really go wrong.
In the Philippines it was already "John Rambo"
by rpalompo
May 21st, 2008
12:16:29 PM
Saw it there on vacation in February and all the posters and the credits called it that.
Well Vern, when you put it so eloquently
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
12:17:55 PM
All I can say I respect your opinion and I hope we get a little more character exposition with the director's cut. But I don't know what to tell you, I loved it from every possible angle. Like I said yesterday, it's been 20 years since I actually stood up and cheered in a movie. The first was Costner tossing Capone's henchman over the building and then a few months later with "Dick? YOU'RE FIRED!" So back then I thought this was going to become a monthly ritual. Alas, Hollywood went almost completely flaccid in the buildup of disposing of the bad guy. Anyhoo, that's a different subject altogether.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
12:19:26 PM
1987 WAS THE FUCKING YEAR FOR MOVIES! I think Fatal Attraction came out that year too.
TheDo
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
12:20:20 PM
Xenophobia my ass. Rambo 5 could be Stallone crashing the Republican National Convention and I would thump my chest so vigorously, I'd crack a rib.
I would pay fifty bucks to see a movie...
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
12:22:30 PM
...where rambo crashes the republican national convention. Would never happen but that would be the perfect climax to this series.
Brought out my inner 80's action fan happiness
by messi
May 21st, 2008
12:22:50 PM
the all out assault with the mounted machine gun, my heart jumped, i felt like I was a kid again.
YEA!!!
by Disgustipitated
May 21st, 2008
12:23:04 PM
Ah, man. I love that scene. The movie was a blast of freshness amidst the stagnant mediocrity of modern action films. Looking forward to the director's cut. FUCK the Junta!!!
You know what movie is kinda great...
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
12:25:18 PM
...with the exception of Dan Hedaya and the guy who looks like he's one of the village people playing the villains? COMMANDO. Watched that on blu-ray a few days ago. Kinda rocked. Bill Duke kicked serious ass in that film. If you want to watch Schwarzenegger kick the shit out of people for an hour and a half you can't go wrong with that film. Its totally ludicrous but very entertaining.
fassbinder79
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
12:28:06 PM
I have an upconvert for the 60" HDTV downstairs and an upconvert for the HD projector upstairs. Everything looks so much better on the projector. I might have to borrow a friend's PS3 just so I can see a Blu-Ray title on it. Seeing that stuff at Costco probably isn't doing it justice.
"most terrorists come from the middle-east"
by Human Tornado
May 21st, 2008
12:36:39 PM
Terrorism is actually a line of work that is very well distributed, geographically speaking. Shining Path and FARCs in South America, Zapatistas in Mexico, IRA on the british islands, ETA in Spain, Supreme Truth and the Red Army in Japan, Baden Meinhoff (sp.?) in Germany, lots of shit in northern Africa (remember pelople, Egypt and Lybia are not in the Middle East), Chechnya... Middle Easterns just seem more adept of blowing up americans (as well as each others), which might explain why you people perceive them as so numerous.
Onscreen title was "JOHN RAMBO" in Sweden
by BenBraddock
May 21st, 2008
12:43:53 PM
Seems like it was known as "RAMBO" only in the USA. Though the posters here in Sweden all had just "RAMBO" on them. Weird. Anyway, I liked the movie, against better judgement, though I agree with Vern, there should have been more exploration of his age, the time that had passed etc. That's what made it interesting for me. And it had a classic ending, if only for nostalgic reasons.
David Morrel wrote the book btw
by BenBraddock
May 21st, 2008
12:45:31 PM
VERN, rate all the franchises of OLD right here?
by ABking
May 21st, 2008
12:49:43 PM
Now that you have seen KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL, how does it rate against TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES, ROCKY BALBOA, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD and RAMBO? Please grade all these new entries of legendary series of old???
John Dokken Rambo
by tonagan
May 21st, 2008
12:52:48 PM
I think, Memories-Of-Murder,
by Blue_Demon
May 21st, 2008
12:53:29 PM
that SnakePlissken simply meant that it was his favorite movie of last year and was using hyperbole to express that.
M-O-M...best is quite subjective
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
12:53:58 PM
The movies you mentioned were the best according to YOU. Why the hell do you have to be condescending towards Snake's opinion? It didn't attack anyone when he said it was the best movie. For him, it was QUALITY. Don't start reverting back to your 'old' ways and bash anyone's movie opinions if they differ from your own.
John McClane's a pussy
by stardogg
May 21st, 2008
12:54:42 PM
I dare 'em to do a balls to the wall TRUE Die Hard sequel. Yippy-kay-yay-mother...oh he can't say that anymore in a pg-13 movie. Studio punk-asses. Rambo rocked!
fuck, sorry Snake
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
12:55:03 PM
Replace "It" with "He'. fuck.
ZOMG!@
by Pops Freshemeyer
May 21st, 2008
12:59:29 PM
That clip just looked freaking awesome and I'm not kicking myself for not seeing it in the theater. Damn...
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
01:01:21 PM
Yeah I work at Costco, ONLY as a side job they pay fucking good for min wage. And they usually have there shit set up on Vizio TVs, thats probably why it looks bad. I myself got a Sony rear projection, which I like better then the plasma and LCD. Thats unless I had $4,000 + to buy a worth while plasma, like my moms got.
Abominable Snowcone
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
01:18:54 PM
Naw man Ford was on Letterman. I was just saying that I am surprised that he seems to be doing every other talk show besides Leno when usually Leno gets the biggest guests.
M-O-M
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
01:21:34 PM
"THERWE WILL BE BLOOD or NO COUTNRY FOR OLD MEN being the best movies of 2007 is not even debatable, if you so happen to have some working brain cells inside the skull. If you liked them or not, that'd another matter, of which not much can be said."

Um, that's your opinion. That doesn't make it true. I have seen neither movie, so I cannot comment on them.

Rambo was a quality action movie for many people. While I have not seen it, from that clip above, it certainly seems like the action was of high-quality.

And no where is it written that one must like "artistic" and "unconventional" movies to be a movie fan/geek. That's ridiculous. I love the Evil Dead movies. Are you telling me I'm not a movie fan because I like those movies?

How about the Indy films? Do those qualify as "quality" movies, or are they not intelligent/artistic, etc enough? Since you do like them, are you still a movie fan?

Fuck, Rambo is the type of movie FANS go ga-ga for.

M-O-M
by toadkillerdog
May 21st, 2008
01:24:54 PM
Dude, you are going over the top in trying to bolster your argument. The qualitative assessment of a movie, is without a shadow of a doubt, subjective.

It is the very reason why movies thought to be terrible in one era, are suddenly 'discovered' to be masterpieces.

It is why there are so many lists of greatest movies of all time, and no one can agree on all of them. Not the so called experts, and not the average movie goer.

Why? Because it is ultimately a subjective viewpoint.

Yes, there are some movies that seem to transcend the debate, and their greatness is beyond question. But, can you really say that the two movies you mentioned belong in such a class?

And you were being condescending as hell.

Vern
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
01:27:59 PM
he actually only kills one guy in First Blood.
Just viewed the SEX AND THE CITY trailer
by thegreatwhatzit
May 21st, 2008
01:31:25 PM
God, my IQ is now below room temperature. I know the content of the film is "girly" but--to paraphrase Benny Hill--"they really abused the privilege." Winking, giggling, gowns. If anyone has a problem with RAMBO, please indulge yourself with a completely unattractive cast (Kim Cattrall, there's an Efferdent commercial waiting for you in the wings).
and didn't Rambo come out this year?
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
01:31:39 PM
so comparing it to great films like TWBB and NCFOM is pretty pointless. Anyway, Rambo was an extremely entertaining gore fest about the necessity of action, even resorting to violent methods. It was dumb, but in a fun way that I personally enjoyed. But from a cinematic point, TWBB NCFOM, and certainly Jesse James (my favortie film of last year) are superior, in several key ways. Cinematography, acting plot, you name it, those movies are better. It doesn't make Rambo any less good. That movie is a whole other monster.
JPT and toadkillerdog
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 21st, 2008
01:34:29 PM
Welcome to the never ending contradiction that is M-O-M.
this site needs an edit button
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
01:35:56 PM
I look like a fucking idiot with all those typos in that post
Good news - somone tell earth to start spiining again
by Yeti
May 21st, 2008
01:37:16 PM
Daniel Richard Blood
by toadkillerdog
May 21st, 2008
01:37:42 PM
The Star Wars movies do indeed show that 'quality' is subjective.

Take it one step further, these TB's have shown that some prefer TOD over Radiers, and some even think TLC is the best.

Most would put Raiders over all of them, but a sizable portion thinks TOD is best.

That is pure subjectivity.

that's "spinning" not spiining.
by Yeti
May 21st, 2008
01:38:36 PM
I can't spell worth a shit. Damn you spell checker! Damn you to Hell!
Regarding THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 21st, 2008
01:45:14 PM
In the past few years, I can't think of a better looking movie (sporting a great cast) that BORED ME TO TEARS as much as that one. Seriously. I couldn't wait for the assassination so I could eject the damn thing from my DVD player. And Casey Affleck's performance was VERY admirable but way over-hyped.
Rambo entertained me.
by I Hope You Die
May 21st, 2008
01:47:40 PM
I get the feeling that in 2008 that's apparently all I can hope for. If there was more to it, I'm guessing he cut it because it didn't work. I was glad they kept the "John Rambo is reluctant and troubled" stuff to a minimum and just had guys splitting in two in a hail of gun fire. When was the last time you saw violence that raw? The 80s? Every movie has people being intense and troubled now. Silence is the new monologue. Fucking dudes up the new introspection.
Daniel Richard Blood
by toadkillerdog
May 21st, 2008
01:50:02 PM
Thou art free to believe what thou wilt, oh misguided one!

But that is the beauty of free thought!

DGDB
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
01:50:44 PM
I'm just curious why? If you said "favorite" I wouldn't even question it, but you said best. Just wondering. I personally love the film (as I do all of them), but do not consider it the best of the series.
MNG
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
01:51:27 PM
Does the circle apply here as well? :-)
Call me a brainless traglodyte then
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
01:56:57 PM
Because NCFOM and TWBB didn't even figure into my top 5. And I don't even think I have a top 5. But I'm pretty sure Zodiac, 3:10 to Yuma, King of Kong, Michael Clayton, Once, Before the Devil, Jesse James and Ratatouille would rank ahead of either one, although I have yet to see Into the Wild, The Savages or Diving Bell.
JPT
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 21st, 2008
01:57:01 PM
HA! Yes, I believe it would.
blasphemy Hawaiian!
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
01:58:58 PM
A "cartoon" cannot, and will not, be tolerated in any "best of" lists!
Zodiac
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
02:00:04 PM
now there's a movie that did not get the love it deserved in 2007. What a great movie, with an excellent cast. Just go buy Diving Bell, HOD. It's incredible.
Best Movies Of Last Year
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:02:04 PM
1. There Will Be Blood 2. Eastern Promises 3. Zodiac 4. The Mist
Yup, haven't seen half of those movies HOD mentioned
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
02:02:19 PM
I did see Zodiac (which I liked), 3:10 to Yuma, which was pretty damn good, and Ratatouille, which was full of QUALITY as well.
JPT
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
02:03:40 PM
Is that the CoC code?

Hmmm, methinks that's harsh. So I gotta put Ratatouille on my neutral list?

Mr. Nice Gaius
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:04:23 PM
You're not alone. I hated Jesse James. Soooo disappointing.
JPT
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
02:05:09 PM
I hope you're joking. Ratatouille was an excellent film about pursuing something you love, no matter how much others object to it. Persepolis was another great animated film last year. I would recommend seeing it as an example of animation's ability to express mature issues. Also, consider Hayao Miyazaki's work. When Spirited Away came out, it blew a lot of stuff that year out of the water.
I am stunned with how much people on these boards...
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:06:13 PM
...love temple of doom. The worst in the series. Seeing Crystal Skull tomorrow morning which I expect may wind up being even worse. If I'm wrong I'll bow down to all of you in shame. But I doubt it.
fassbinder79
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
02:06:34 PM
Eastern Promises. Good call. And you know what, I know it took a lot of crap, but I loved The Mist. Maybe not list worthy but all the ridiculous "ohh come on!" moments aside, I loved it. Screw it, throw on the list somewhere.
Kungfuhustler84
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:07:25 PM
I think Howl's was even better than SA.
HOD - naw
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2008
02:07:30 PM
Just referencing M-O-M's "grading" system.

I own Ratatouille, and found when he was controlling the chef quite funny.

The CoC code does not quantify movies on the same basis as critics. Witness the Leprechaun & Tremors series, Beastmaster, Evil Dead series, etc. These are the pillars of CoC.

Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:08:45 PM
I loved the Mist. I think Darabont is on fire right now. He's one of those directors like Nolan who has really taken over the spot I used to have for Spielberg back in the 80's. I'll see anything that Nolan and Darabont put out at this point.
Rambo 5: Rambo vs Illegal Immigrants
by W3bzpinn3r
May 21st, 2008
02:08:58 PM
Rambo, back at Arizona, takes on Rednecks trying to sneak mexicans over the border.
RE: The Mist
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:09:35 PM
And the end of that movie is one of tbe best in horror film history.
No Country For Old Men
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:12:06 PM
I'll probably get beat down for saying this (and I own it on blu-ray actually) but the end of NCFOM is pretty pathetic. Everything up until just after Brolin's death is FANTASTIC. But everything after that ruins the film in my humble opinion. The end simply did not work for me at all. It didn't earn it.
Kim Cattrall: ancient history
by thegreatwhatzit
May 21st, 2008
02:13:28 PM
Yep, I remember a 30-year-old Kim Cattraal when she was cast in BIG TROUBLE/LITTLE CHINA; that was 22 years ago. You do the math. As she matured, she transformed into an egocentric, p.r. parasite who post-SEX/CITY "career" is a string of boxoffice losers. Not as bad as Sharon Stone but close. And, no, there's nothing wrong about middle age (Heather Locklear, Patricia Heaton, etc., etc.). But Cattrall is a vanity-driven douchebag (probably supports Clinton).
thegreatwhatzit
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:14:51 PM
Sharon Stone will always have respect for her performance in Casino. You've got to at least give her props for that one. And Total Recall and Basic Instinct ain't too shabby either.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
02:15:41 PM
I am probably in the majority when I say that I did not care for 3:10 and Zodiac. Which probably boils down to the time frame in which I watched them. See when I netflicks Zodiac I just moved and didn't have a job and was sitting at home watchinig 4-5 Law and Order shows today. Throw in Zodiac and it just kind of blended into the L&O shows, and just fergot about it. And for 3:10 I was in the middle of watching season one of Deadwood, and the whole time I was watching 3:10 I was like, man this sucks I could be watching Deadwood instead. Plus the whole Ben Foster performence was way over the top, and in the end I just thought he was a homo in love with Crowe. And Crowe didn't come off as a bad guy enough. All we knew about how bad he was, was through Ben Foster stories save for the fork scene and Dallas Roberts was the best co-star and was not even noticed. So they may have been good movies, I just think its funny how TV shows fucked with how I viewed them.

As for fans of Eastern Promises, yeah that would have been an awesome piolet (so would have History of Violence) but as stand alone movies they are weak. And for anyone that says they are crazy violent, has not seen any of Croneburgs other work.

Series7
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:17:15 PM
Eastern Promises and History Of Violence awesome pilots? What??!! Those movies rule! Cronenberg is doing some of the best work of his career right now.
Rambo should be shown
by Abominable Snowcone
May 21st, 2008
02:19:31 PM
in all high school civics classes, so the boys will learn what it means to be a man
Vern
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:19:55 PM
What is you "holy grail of action movies" in recent memory? Not in a bad way. Just curious. For me its Bad Boys 2. Haters bring it on - but that movie has some of the best action sequences I have ever seen.
Great argument
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
02:20:12 PM
But I think Indy's motives are less different than you make them out to be. In going after all the other artifacts, Indy always believes they should be placed in a museum for all to see. He never really does anything for himself, except fight the bad guys so he won't die. And addressing what you said about Indy being a machine in ToD, I feel this actually pulls away from what attracts me to Indy. I have always loved the very human moments of Indy, where we see him struggling. Like when he is on the ship and Marion flips the mirror. It's Indy's human moments and vulnerability that make the character, because seeing someone actually suffer but still somehow having the strength to conquer an obstacle is an incredible thing. It's one of the reasons why it has become so hard to find any good Superman stories. There's no real way to challenge the character or really give him something he can contend with. Still, that finale is pretty fucking incredible and the scene you're talking about where the guy slides like 20 feet is one of the best Indy moments ever. It is extremely entertaining, but like Rambo, is more an exercise in style and semantics rather than syntax and characters. We are expected to know the character, and accept what he does unconditionally, which can weaken a movie. It's a great piece of film, but lacks the humanity and character of the other two.
And good Christ almighty
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
02:20:48 PM
I've got enough cerebral crap on my best of lists the past 10 years, I see nothing wrong with throwing Rambo on there.

Besides, best of lists are all nonsense anyway. How many people don't put Kanye West, Gnarls Barkley and Arcade Fire on their music lists year after year and I wouldn't have that sewage piped in my coffin.

whups
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
02:21:21 PM
semantics are actually missing in ToD. What I meant was syntactics. Semantics are more of something you see in Raiders and Crusade.
Zodiac is a masterpiece
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:24:40 PM
PERIOD. And I can't wait to see what Fincher does with Heavy Metal and Burns' Black Hole.
fassbinder79
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
02:26:26 PM
I gotta go with Asian cinema for good action lately. Kill Zone and Invisible Target.....those movies owned my ass so much they should show up on my credit report.
There Will Be Blood.....
by BilboRing
May 21st, 2008
02:26:31 PM
Saw it last week. DD Lewis was brilliant and so was the preacer kid from Little Miss Sunshine. But the movie was average at best. Really slow paced and the plot was so so. I did not really think No COuntry for Old Men was that good either....go figure.
Penn Is A Solid Director
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:30:19 PM
So i buy into the wild being one of the best of last year. But I don't buy anything being better than There Will Be Blood from last year. That is one of the best films of the decade and a triumph for PTA. It is also one of the most relevant films I've seen in recent memory. The themes have biblical proportions.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:31:23 PM
Kill Zone was good? Really? I had it on netflix for a while and then I some pics that made it look cheap and direct to video. You seem to have good taste in action though. I'll give it a try.
Sharon Stone: DOA
by thegreatwhatzit
May 21st, 2008
02:33:58 PM
I'll give her points for the very early films. But every subsequent movie, released after BASIC INSTINCT, has commercially tanked. She's boxoffice poison but Stone is delusional ("I'm still a movie star"). And, honestly, I thought her CASINO performance was little more than hysteria. And she's a p.r. whore; only a matter of time when she's shilling her autograph at geek conventions.
Killzone
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
02:37:06 PM
Donnie Yen vs Sammo Hung. that fight scene is fucking incredible, and a dream come true. Imagine Daredevil vs Kingpin if it had been done right, except that ridiculous part at the end where Donnie flips Sammo over his head, wtf?
Memories-Of-Murder
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:37:23 PM
Jesse James had a lot of problems. And any film that put James Carville in it goes on my shit list IMMEDIATELY. All those Clinton people make me sick.
Kill Zone
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
02:38:54 PM
It all depends on how you like your action. I've tried to convert people to Asian cinema and it wasn't their bag. But my brother insists he be present every time I put one in so he's hooked. The movie is a 90-minute infomercial on how to kick a guy's ass using any means at your disposal. I don't think the fighting ever lets up. Which is how I like my Hong Kong films.
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:40:53 PM
I see alot of asian action films. I own every celestial shaw brothers dvd release. Although truth be told I am being forced to watch them on my hdtv through my region free player that isn't 1080p. :( a sizeable bummer for me right now especially after watching by blu-rays and hd-dvds in all their glory.
fassbinder
by kungfuhustler84
May 21st, 2008
02:41:24 PM
you know I haven't actually seen Howl's? I'm dying to though. About NCFOM, if you didn't get the ending, you missed the enitre movie's message. That's where the real meat of the story and the main character takes place. Consider the title. It wasn't called that for nothing.
fassbinder79
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
02:44:38 PM
They would have made for awesome piolets to new HBO TV shows. Neither of them has an ending. I really don't get all the praise for them.

And since this is becoming a I LIKE THIS WHY DON'T YOU fest, I think 07 was total shit for movies, everything I've seen this year has been head and shoulders above 07 (save for TWBB but I saw that this year so I count it for this year. Yes I know it came out last year, whatever). Just 07 was full of movies that got all this hype and got there balls cuped and in the end they never really delivered. Like nothing in 07 pushed cinema to the next level. All the summer movies where crap, I finally found a Pixar character I didn't really care about. No Country for a single critic with a different opinion. 300 was cool and all, but after one viewing of the trailer you'd seen it all. Transhumans. Any movie with 3 in it, was useless. The few movies from last year I liked: Simpsons and TMNT were great cartoon TV to cartoon movies, which normally doesn't happen. Superbad was the only comedy from last year worth remembering. Sunshine and Daywatch were amazing Sci-Fi (whatever you wanna call Daywatch) movies. And DH4 was the only summer movie worth seeing again (yeah it was retarded, but how did Bruce have a more bad ass actioin scene then Optimus?). 30 days of night was better then it should have been. Beowulf is what 300 should have been. Bridge to Terabithia started to make kids movies watchable again. I am Legend, while still way to on the safe side, Will Smith gave a pretty damn impressive performence. I say last year was the best year for the critics, because for some reason everyone just fucking ate up the crap they copied from each other. 08 may end up having more crappy movies then 07, but the high points (so far) have been a lot higher then last year.

Kungfuhustler84
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:44:42 PM
Howl's is a masterpiece. But I'm a sucker for Miyazaki and Satoshi Kon's work in general. The japanese are kicking our ass when it comes to animation (and food). I get the ending for No Country I just didn't think it deserved the jarring narrative shift. I get the stuff going on with Jones' character I just didn't think it earned its approach. And truth be told in the end I was more interested in what happened to Brolin than I was with what happened to Jones. His character was also too similiar for me to the one he played in Melquiades Estrada.
Series7
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:50:08 PM
I agree with quite a bit of what you said. Beowulf was far superior 300. But Sunshine and TMNT sucked. And Transformers looks awesome on my TV. Ratatouille was great (though it was no Incredibles). Did you see Berg's The Kingdom? One of the best flicks of last year. I agree with you about Will Smith in I am Legend although the effects were terrible. Haven't Terabithia (one of my favorite books from when I was a kid) yet or DH4 which looked awful. Simpsons was just okay. Nothing to write home about.
Forgot to mention...
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:50:45 PM
Superbad and Knocked Up are so overrated.
Series7
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
02:51:02 PM
Rambo is the only movie from 2008 I've seen so far and I don't care what anyone says, it's set the bar mighty high.

Oh wait, I saw Cloverfield too. And it doesn't deserve to stand in Rambo's shadow.

Hawaiian Organ Donor
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
02:52:31 PM
Haven't seen the new Rambo yet. Pre-ordered it though...But I gotta say Cloverfield was much better than I thought. In many ways I thought it was the movie Spielberg's War of the worlds should have been.
OK
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
02:52:55 PM
Anyone thinking Jesse James was going to be anything BUT boring did not see Chopper. The movie had one good scene in the whole thing (the ending scene with the sort of poem). And since when did Sean Penn get credited for being a good director? Again another maker of boring plodding films. The crossing guard (if you have not seen it, you should watch just for the world slowest chase scene between Jack Nicholson and David Morse). Also I just don't know how anyone can feel anything for the character in Into the Wild, besides a big lack of teaching standard in american education, I bet that kid in real life probably had some major metal health issues. BUT HEY lets honor him with a movie!

As for Micheal Clayton, I did enjoy it and I usually hate Clontang, but it wasn't any better then A Civil Action or (insert any John Grisham legal drama here).

Series7
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
03:01:45 PM
Penn is a strong director of actors. Crossing Guard has some of the best acting you will ever see. Some of the best since early Cassevetes which is saying a lot.
Hawaiian Organ Donor and Fassi
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
03:04:49 PM
Hawaiian, you need to catch Speed Racer in theaters if you haven't yet. Yeah I've only see a handful of movies this year as well. I can see where you wouldn't like Cloverfield, but I saw it more as an experiment then a movie and in that way it worked.

And Fassi. You didn't like TMNT or Sunshine? Did you not see Sunshine in theaters? I like Sunshine because there hasn't been a good Sci-fi in forever. And if you didn't like TMNT then you probably didn't like the show growing up, also it had the most bad ass fight scene with Leo and Mike in the rain. Yeah saw the Kingdom, I think I was expecting too much going into it. Plus the use of the Mr. West song in the trailer was killing me. It was pretty damn good, thought Bateman was kind of out of place in the whole thing. But it continues the trend of Peter Berg making movies a lot better then they have any right to be. I am calling his best director Oscar within ten years now. If anyone is looking for anyone who will remotly resemble the "NEXT" Steven Speilberg, watch Berg career. Between him and Danny Boyle man those two can probably direct any type of movie and make is good to great.

Rambo Director's Cut?
by Mattyboy122
May 21st, 2008
03:07:54 PM
Where's the Rocky Balboa Director's Cut he promised? The fact that he mentioned releasing a DC of that is the one reason I haven't bought the original on DVD or Blu-Ray (the flick looks great in HD) yet. I didn't get to check out Rambo in theatres, though, so I'll definitely have to check it out on disc. It looked unbelievably hardcore.
DannySeriesFass
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:08:48 PM
Ok, let's address some points.

The ending of Cloverfield bothered me. This 30-story monster snuck up on them? Swallows a guy and spits him and the camera out, intact? And Rob runs back for the camera witht he monster standing right there? Ehhhhh, they lost me. But I enjoyed much of it.

The way they handled Moss' death in No Country bothered me. We got to see peripheral characters bite it but not the central one? Maybe that randomness was the point but it still bothered me.

I'm the only guy on this site that openly admits his love for Clooney. What others see as ego and annoyance, I see as charm and a guy I want to have drinks and talk politics with. Flame away.

Crossing Guard
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
03:10:38 PM
?????????????????????????????? ?? How so? Also Peter Berg is a much better actor turned director.
I'm making up for my lack of movies this weekend
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:12:38 PM
Going to see Indy, Iron Man and Speed all in one day.
Memories-Of-Murder
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
03:14:39 PM
I think Penn is a lot like his movies. He acts like he is so deep and emotional, but really he's just a douche full of himself. And his movies are full of themselves. His movies are simple and he acts like there to them then there really is.
Series7
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2008
03:25:43 PM
I was actually a fan of the turtles cartoon. I just thought the new one had cheap looking cg and it took me out of the movie. Didn't see Sunshine in the theaters but on dvd. I know what you mean about good sci-fi but that movie wasn't it to me. But 28 days later and Trainspotting are awesome.
The Kingdom
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
03:25:49 PM
I already said that I didn't think it was that good. I am more talking about Friday Night Lights (which is better then anything Penn's done). And yes, Rumble in the Jungle (The Rundown to those of us not outside the U.S.A.) was pretty fucking good. The movie should have been trash, and it was more then entertaining. Plus it will probably be the last good use of Christopher Walken since now everyone expects him to BE Christopher Walken rather then just letting him do his thing. As for Hancock, it could suck (it looks like it'll suck), lets just see if Berg can stop this trend of William Smith picking up talanted directors and just endinig their career.
MoM
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:28:29 PM
Ouch! C'mon, man, at least give me As Good As It Gets. I mean, I know it's Jack being Jack, but he was great. Besides, he played the part as it was written. And he played it beautifully. Maybe it's not hard for Jack to play a performance like that because he's just being himself, but that's like not thanking and appreciating the doctor after he saves your life because he was just doing his job.
MOM
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
03:35:12 PM
I just don't feel that Sean Penn is genuine, in his behavior and his directing. I put him in the Susan and Tim Robbins category of actors. That yeah their hearts may be in the right place, but they come off way to whiny and preachy. And have that AICN TB'er attitude, in that if you don't believe me or agree with me, your wrong.
Makes more sense.
by I Dunno
May 21st, 2008
03:35:39 PM
Now if someone could tweak the highly original "Star Trek", we'd be set.
Good movie but there's no need for a sequel
by Stalkeye
May 21st, 2008
03:36:59 PM
unless he goes to Dafur to take on the genocidal warlords whilst saving the civilians.I think the movie ended best when "John J" returned back to the states,after all, part of the story refered to Rambo coming full circle so with that it's time for Sly to pursue other ventures.

Killzone was great and to think I had my shrink wrapped copy collecting dust for over six months until recently.Invisible Target is right up there and now I had no idea that it will soon be released by Dragon Dynasty so I already have it pre ordered. What's odd is that there's a(Bare bones?) Region 1 copy for $7.00 on Amazon.Like HOD, I highly recommend IT for all Asian action fanboys and collectors alike.

I gots to wean myself off these TBs
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:37:52 PM
They're like crack.
Honestly
by Darth Melkor
May 21st, 2008
03:43:23 PM
Could the Chaingun sequence be the most brutally and graphically realistic sequence in movie history? It could be...
Stalkeye
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:45:02 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed Killzone. I don't think there's ever been a rock 'em sock 'em robots fight like Yen vs. Hung.

And that's spectacular news about Invisible Target coming stateside. I hope all the regulars (you know who you are) add it to their queues.

DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
03:46:39 PM
I was talking about their personal politics. I was saying that Sean Penns movies, just aren't as deep and moving as people say they are.

HBD I know what your saying, fucking, who else here is at work right now?

I should have been shown the door
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:50:15 PM
Looooong ago. These fools are paying me to rant and dissect movies.

Time to go though. Gotta pick up the kid at daycare.

Danny
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
03:57:25 PM
I think I suggested it to you under either Kill Zone (or Sha Po Lang the Asian title) and if by robots you mean two unstoppable killing machines in the form of Sammo Hung and Donnie Yen, then yes, it has robots. If I didn't suggest it then I'm a schmuck and haste thee to Netflix and add it.
Vern
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
03:57:54 PM
You may want to watch Rambo again. They didn't just save "white people" in the army camp. They freed as many as they could, which meant pretty much everyone left alive (very few) except the women being abused by literally hundreds of soldiers in the big tent. I know it's a Rambo film and all, but even taking on those odds would have been ridiculous at that point.

The Karen they rescued presumably parted ways with them afterwards.

M-O-M
by DocPazuzu
May 21st, 2008
04:02:32 PM
Be honest: hasn't it occurred to you in these talkbacks, at least once, that there might be something offensive in the way you address people? I mean how many times do you have to be told that you're being condescending before you begin to entertain the notion that: "hey, maybe I should start thinking about how to debate something without making people think I'm an insufferable shit."

Your definition of the inviolate status of "quality" is also completely false. Lesson number one of cultural anthropology is: "there is no such thing as objectivity."

5 o'clock.
by Series7
May 21st, 2008
04:04:14 PM
OFF TO JOB 2! No desk there. Later, Rambo rules.
I love you Sly
by Abominable Snowcone
May 21st, 2008
04:07:05 PM
Come see the new "Indy" movie with me
Yeah HOD, you remember how I hinted at the fucked up ending?
by Stalkeye
May 21st, 2008
04:08:23 PM
Damn and I thought The Killer was a letdown back in the day.Something about that final scene on the Beach left me with.."aw, shit"! but Asian movies and Anime is known for pathos, almost Greek tragicesque endings but it's realistic as the hero does'nt always make it in the end. And if he does, there's often consequences.Call it a Pyric victory, however Invisible Target's finale was bittersweet.I can't belive how this one went under the radar.With highly charged fight scenes as well as omiting the antagonists as one dimensional villians it's another fucking classic.Unfortunatley, since the Weinsteins are behind the US release, it's only available as a Blockbuster exclusive.Butit's worth buying from Amazon unless you already have a BB subscription.
Can "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
by Abominable Snowcone
May 21st, 2008
04:39:29 PM
be called "Raiders of the Lost Ark" again, and "Star Wars" be called "Star Wars?" I'd like that
Best movie =most entertaining
by bioforge
May 21st, 2008
04:48:54 PM
Thats how I judge movies and probably most of the general public. Hence judging movies that the average moviegoer found boring as great is idiotic.
Rambo wasnt gory enough
by Prossor
May 21st, 2008
05:01:35 PM
i hope with Rambo V Sly REALLY makes it gory. ok just kidding that was fucking gory but still SKYs the limit!!
I want HAMBO.
by Damien Chowder
May 21st, 2008
05:03:55 PM
The version I saw was called John Rambo
by pokadoo
May 21st, 2008
05:18:41 PM
I think it was a French or Russian screener. Either title, it's got lots of bloody guts and stuff. Yay!
Stallone just irks me.
by Boromir
May 21st, 2008
05:36:37 PM
It's irrational and stupid, but it's true. I've never seen a single one of the man's films, and have zero desire to do so. There are always people who feel the same way about David Lynch or any other auteur theory practitioner, I know--and I realize that some people consider Stallone to have carved out a certain niche for himself in the world of film. For me though, (admittedly without the benefit of having seen any of his films) Stallone's vision and filmic interests seem pedestrian and drenched with the musk of stale testosterone. I give him credit for the writing, directing, and acting he's done, but I still can't think of him as very different from Jean-Claude Van Damme or Dolph Lundgren. My loss, I guess.
Yeah, FUCK YOU BURMESE MILITARY REGIME
by tylerzero
May 21st, 2008
05:40:14 PM
Wow DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by I Dunno
May 21st, 2008
06:05:50 PM
I haven't felt so oppositly about an opinion in a while. Up until Indy wakes up from the blood of Kali, he's a mercenary bastard. He deals with gangsters to trade an artifact that clearly "belongs in a museum" for a diamond.

He doesn't decide to go to Pankot until he finds out the rocks are the Sankara Stones. Fortune and glory. He doesn't give a shit about the kids.

So he drags a child and a semi-retarded woman into the depths of hell because he's "not leaving without the stones". He never mentions the kids. He was ready to bail. Only after he heard the screams of the children did he get the least bit curious about the stolen kids. THEN he becomes the hero, not before. That's why ToD is a prequel. In Raiders, he's still obsessive but much less mercenary. He's still willing to leave his girlfriend to the Nazis in favor of getting the ark. Only at the end is he willing to give it up for her.

Then by Last Crusade, he's pretty much a pussy. He doesn't care about the Grail at all until the second his father is shot. That's the character arc of the movies.

into the wild
by ectocriminal
May 21st, 2008
06:06:26 PM
the protagonist was supposed to be a rich, idealistic child. you were supposed to sometimes root for him, somtimes be angry with him, and sometimes be happy for him. you were watching a child develop and die right as he turned into the man he would be. this child's ideas of going into the wild to discover himself and become a man have ancient, even primal roots, but it seems new to him, like any timeless idea presented to a child for the first time. into the wild was borderline brilliant.
Dannyglovers...
by Boromir
May 21st, 2008
06:07:26 PM
No, I've never seen a Rocky film. I've seen clips of his films, but that's all. I thought that my own comment was relevant because...well, because it's a comment on a personal view or understanding of Stallone's oeuvre, and this is a Stallone talkback.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not so elitist that I'd claim that his films have no merit or that no one should enjoy them. It's just that his work as a whole seems to me to be (or to be advertised as being) steeped in a dysfunctional male mythology that I reject.

My reaction to the clip that Merrick posted above is a fairly representational example of my reaction to Stallone's work in general. I already know that no matter how the story is set up, I wouldn't be cheering for the "good" guys here, nor did the carnage excite or thrill me. I get the 25 minutes of Omaha Beach carnage in Saving Private Ryan, but I don't get the artistic or emotional value of the flying hamburger and blood sprays in the footage above.

Anyway, I could probably go on for hours explaining my thoughts, but that'd be pointless. Mine is just one dumb opinion, and shouldn't matter to you or anyone else. I posted it solely because it is mine, and I was given the opportunity to do so.
Soylent...
by Boromir
May 21st, 2008
06:23:53 PM
Never said I didn't watch movies. Though I do love radio--there's a reason for the bidding war the studios had over first-look rights to This American Life stories.

I certainly don't dislike film.

And finally, odd is relative. I find your apparent taste in film to be odd--though I wouldn't call you stupid because of that, in a nice way or otherwise. There's no test for the validity of taste, and I kinda like things that way.
TOO SOON!!
by Pageiv
May 21st, 2008
06:44:33 PM
Anyone suspect the government in Myanmar is blaming the damge caused by Rambo on a made up "cyclone"?
This is the most bout it bout it
by Darth Thoth
May 21st, 2008
07:25:48 PM
Most violent movie ever!!! I can't wait to get the Director's Cut!!!!
Temple of Doom. Good.
by Prossor
May 21st, 2008
07:41:26 PM
Temple of Doom > Last Crusade. You know it to be so.
it's called RAMBO IV in asia
by cloudrider`
May 21st, 2008
08:26:22 PM
and it still sucks!
Series7
by CherryValance
May 21st, 2008
08:31:53 PM
I think Ford was on Leno last week or the week before. If I recall he told the Kids' Choice Awards slime story.
Watching Last Crusade right now
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 21st, 2008
09:03:46 PM
Screw the detractors, this movie rocks. There's some silly stuff but there's a whole lotta brilliance.

And anyone who can't get excited about flying hamburger and blood sprays needs a cold Sam Adams and a hand job while watching it. Let's see your excitement level be anything less than a 10 after that.

Temple of Doom trums all TomBodet
by Proman1984
May 21st, 2008
09:08:13 PM
trumps*
by Proman1984
May 21st, 2008
09:08:35 PM
SHIT RAMBO is the best title of them all
by Proman1984
May 21st, 2008
09:08:55 PM
VERN IS A GODDAMNED IDIOT
by Underoos Hero
May 21st, 2008
09:48:06 PM
Vern, what the fuck man?!!! Here's a quote from your TB post: "I mean, the missionaries get captured, he goes and saves them (white people only), then he comes back". Are you fucking serious? Are you one of these white bleeding heart fucks? Did it not occur to you that Rambo prefers to live in Asia?!! With Asian's?!!!! And Rambo's story is about saving these ASIAN people?!! It just so happens that most of the time, a lot of the types of people that go to these places and try to help people are white. So what does that mean you fucking retard?!! Is Sly a racist?!! You must really be trying to get your "News at 5 card". Spare us your bullshit.
Stallone Should Stop Pussing About
by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswaldO prahWinFreeJackHorkheimer
May 21st, 2008
09:51:05 PM
- and produce a faithful adaption of Philip Jose Farmers "A Feast Unknown" It'd make "Rambo" look like the Care Bears Movie. Praise "BOB"
VERN, GET OFF THE RACE CARD FROM NOW ON
by Underoos Hero
May 21st, 2008
09:53:22 PM
People like you help to keep this race war brewing. Everyone shut the fuck up about race and some of this tension will die down. Racism is here to stay and will never go away, but you can releive the strain by not ALWAYS bringing it up in the media. It happens, deal with it when it comes, but do not promote it.
Last Crusade = lame
by Prossor
May 21st, 2008
09:58:34 PM
If you watched the Screener...
by BurgerKing
May 21st, 2008
10:11:48 PM
It was John Rambo already. Wait, we weren't supposed to watch the screener version???!?!

Way I see it is, if a leaked movie is good and I watch the leak, I'll pay to see it big and without annoying studio watermarks on the screen. Let's just say I watched Rambo screener...and didn't go to the theatre after.

also rambo is the best title
by BurgerKing
May 21st, 2008
10:14:06 PM
Because everyone has been calling the whole fucking franchise Rambo, so might as well go out and actually call one of the movies RAMBO right.

Sly was thinking of us, so we wouldn't have to say "Excuse me, dumb fuck, it's not RAMBO it's FIRST BLOOD thank you very much." Now we can just assume they are talking about the newest film (but we secretly know they aren't)

Doc Pazuzu /underwear kangaroo guy
by Vern
May 21st, 2008
10:58:37 PM
I was not actually calling Rambo a racist, but I have a different interpretation. I think the reason is personal, not tactical. He came there specifically to save the blond gal who he knew personally. That was the mission he gave himself, not to save everybody, which he does not believe is possible. So I understand the logic of what he does in the movie. But still you have to admit that it is kind of unintentionally humorous that he made a movie where literally dozens of Asian women are being horribly abused but go unrescued and he saves the one white lady. I mean it's a little funny, right Doc? I think it is.

And to the underwear dude, I apologize for being such a god damned idiot, etc. although it is now balanced out by you being a belligerent prick who jumps to conclusions and flies off the handle based on a misinterpretation of one casual off-handed three word phrase. anyway thanks buddy I'm sure you're a nice guy on other days.

AB King
by Vern
May 21st, 2008
10:59:24 PM
I will accept your challenge, but I have not seen Indiana Jones yet. I'm gonna see it tonight at the witching hour or whatever. So I will get back to you on that essay question. thanks AB.
Will probably buy both
by xX_BlackThorne_Xx
May 22nd, 2008
12:54:19 AM
... but I hate how movies studios release 2-5 versions of movies on dvd.... God dammit, just give us the "unrated, uncut, extended, special edition" right off the bat!
Yep, seeing it again was a great nostalgia trip...
by Han Cholo
May 22nd, 2008
01:12:09 AM
The scene where Rambo comes up behind the Burmese soldier and liquifies him and mows down the rest of the bad guys WAS a transcendental moment that I have not experienced with action film for a LONG time. I would have liked to have seen a deeper, longer film with some more character development but what we got here was awesome. I was cheering when Rambo was kicking ass and I don't do that often.
Rambo = antidote to sex and the city
by messi
May 22nd, 2008
02:20:14 AM
that's how i feel like a man goddamit.
You insufferable prick Memories
by Lost Jarv
May 22nd, 2008
03:44:29 AM
Listen, cocksucker, how many times do I have to tell you this. When people say "best" they mean "my favourite". This isn't hard- why can you not seem to understand this? Also, having a different opinion to yours does not make someone stupid.

On the other hand, I can say as a student of the holy scriptures of the Church of Chang that Evil Dead 1 is not the best of the series, and anyone that thinks it is is a sanctimonious little fungus infested clit-ring with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated sense of their own worth. Evil Dead 1 has the strongest horror content of the three, but lacks the humour, charm, arse-kickingness, brilliant central character, and quotable script that its sequels have.

and that is not opinion it is fact
by Lost Jarv
May 22nd, 2008
03:45:14 AM
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!
Rambo V: Rambo n' da Hood.
by kirttrik
May 22nd, 2008
04:35:37 AM
My God, people said Rambo was violent but, Jesus. That clip made me actually want to see this simply for shock value.
It won't be racist, but he will save a blond woman.
by kirttrik
May 22nd, 2008
04:39:42 AM
I was going to buy
by Dazzler69
May 22nd, 2008
06:53:33 AM
but now I have to wait for sp ed.
I know what you meant, Vern...
by DocPazuzu
May 22nd, 2008
06:57:34 AM
...but I'm serious. Look at the movie again. It's a bit difficult to see in the rain, but Rambo and his team do rescue Karen prisoners as well, albeit only a few.
Rambo was the shit!!!!!! loved it!!!!
by geodesigns
May 22nd, 2008
07:02:52 AM
Vern, you have finally lost me.
by Knuckleduster
May 22nd, 2008
07:04:53 AM
I think expectation got the better of you. How you manage to get excited over the average Seagal movie, but left disappointed with Rambo... That's just beyond my understanding. Rambo was a perfect balance of character study and hardcore action, in my opinion. But hey, it takes all kinds.
So V E R N, what did you think?
by ABking
May 22nd, 2008
09:02:59 AM
...about SKULLS?
No, I said bring me the BIG squibs.
by Iowa Snot Client
May 22nd, 2008
09:04:40 AM
Overheard on the set.
Dannyglovers...
by Knuckleduster
May 22nd, 2008
09:18:54 AM
Nope. I just can't do it anymore, man. I've been fooled into watching a Seagal movie twice in the past couple of years. I've learned my lesson. No more for me, thanks.
Nice and quiet over on this TB
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 22nd, 2008
09:58:58 AM
That new Indy TB is insane.

Didn't make that connection before today about Vern taking issue with elements in Rambo and yet being a huge Seagal fan.

Last Seagal movie I saw was with DMX and I thought it was trash. Has he put out anything good recently I should watch?

I think you are the first person who has never
by just pillow talk
May 22nd, 2008
10:01:30 AM
seen any part of a Rocky movie Boromir. Danny boy is right, it was impossible not to run across a Rocky movie at least 50 times a year.
I haven't even gone over to that TB Hawaiian
by just pillow talk
May 22nd, 2008
10:02:31 AM
I don't want to know anything about Indy. I hope to see it tomorrow or over the weekend and make the judgment for myself.
I'll be seeing it on Saturday
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
May 22nd, 2008
10:37:22 AM
So here's hoping. But Abom, whose opinion I trust more than say, Harry's, was not glowing about it at all. Curious to see what you, Danny, BSB and Jarv will think of it.
stay strong Danny!
by just pillow talk
May 22nd, 2008
10:38:32 AM
I just wish there were some other active threads to post to. I certainly don't want to read any of the vile postings from Braneballs in the Waco thread.
that's a great fucking Seagal quote!
by just pillow talk
May 22nd, 2008
10:40:13 AM
So Danny, is Pistol Whipped better than Exit Wounds or Half Past Dead? I have to admit I haven't seen all his recent DTV stuff...
Hawaiian...
by just pillow talk
May 22nd, 2008
10:41:42 AM
Just to be upfront with you, I'll probably be much more forgiving than others when it comes to the new Indy film. I guess I'm an Indy loving scum!
Only Indy can save the Indians,,,
by Supermans
May 22nd, 2008
10:45:14 AM
Well, in Temple of Doom, Indy did save everybody that was being killed and tortured in the Temple.. And he saved a young chinese kid and a Blonde female as well.. I guess Rambo never watched that movie.. ;) I happened to think John Rambo was an OK movie at best, with little suspense throughout and no plot twists. Had Rambo been captured and tortured in the middle of the film, or his entire team been captured and he had to save them along with everyone else all by himself... it would have been more unbelievable but at least it would have felt more like a Rambo movie. The blood and gore after awhile was just comical. It looked like the Wiered Al Yankovic parody he made all those years ago. Including the whole scene on on the Jeep with the Gatling gun.. If had he done more sneaking around in the mud and in tunnels as he did in the third film, and so forth, it would have been better.. My f